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?Douchebag? Party Canceled Before It Pops-Off
2008-06-04 21:00:00 What do you consider to be a “Douchebag” Party? Under my definition, it’s a party where the majority of the people are attending are not my friends, friends-friends, coworkers or acquaintances, therefore by default people fall into the “Douchebag” category. For Memorial Day weekend, a group of students at Seattle University were putting together one last ...
You Might Be Going To Prison If?
2008-06-04 17:15:00 You might be going to prison if you drive drunk while under the influence cocaine and then proceed to fall asleep behind the wheel and plow into a group of bicyclists while a photographer happens to capture the exact moment of impact and spray the image into the cyber-universe. “Just 15 minutes in, the third annual ...
Bush Wedding Crowns New Biggest Douche Bag in The World
2008-05-10 23:37:00 Bush Wedding Crowns New biggest Douche Bag in The World. And the Winner is...Henry Hager! First daughter Jenna Bush and Henry Hager, the son of a well-connected Virginia Republican, say "I do" Saturday on President Bush's 1,600-acre ranch near Crawford, Texas.Jenna Bush is just trying to live a regular life and keeps going on by reminder herself, "At least I am not one of Al Gore's children." Congratulations Henry Hager you are now the biggest Douche bag in the world. Reining worlds biggest douche bag, Sean Penn, called Henry Hager earlier today to pass the torch. "I guess I will just have to retire and hang out with Lance Armstrong and Michael Jordon, like them I was the greatest but it's time for a new generation of douche bags to have their turn." A teary eyed Penn said to an audience of dozens. Presidents George W Bush's Guide to a Texas Father of the bride. 1. Watch father of the bride ...
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Douche Bag Of The Week
2008-05-09 16:00:00 Animal asshole tattoo #4! I can’t believe I found another one! I didn’t think anything was going to beat the monkey spreading his ass cheeks but I think this guy might have just grabbed the title. A cow’s ass with flies buzzing around!? Unbelievable. What convinces these douche bags that this is a good idea? ...
2 Girls 1 Cup The Tattoo
2008-05-07 23:12:00 Just when you thought 2-girls-1-cup-mania had finally died down and gone away some douche bag goes out and gets a tattoo that just brings it right back. I have seen some ridiculous tattoos in my day (most of which I have posted here) but this is definitely the most ridiculous shit I have ever seen. ...
Next Time, Hold Your Breath Longer?Like Forever
2008-04-30 20:05:00 David Blaine is at it again. The “Magician” just broke the Guinness World Record for holding one’s breath. The previous record of 16 minutes 32 seconds was set back in February. Blaine used the “Oprah” show as his stage for the record-setting feat, holding his breath in a water-sphere for 17 minutes 4 seconds and ...
Benny the Bull Don?t Mess
2008-04-24 00:35:00 The Chicago Bulls’ mascots have been getting into some shit lately. He’s been busted for slangin’ weed out of his car, charged with socking an off-duty police officer, accused of shooting t-shirts at Kevin Garnett, and now a lawsuit has been filed against Benny the Bull for tossing a dentist to the floor and tearing ...
D-Bag Of The Week Hates Beer
2008-04-11 20:30:00 Californian Assemblyman Jim Beall Junior is no Mr. Cool Ice, but he surely is deserving of being the Douche Bag of the Week. The Democrat from the San Jose area has proposed a tax on beer that would raise more than $2 billion for costs associated with alcohol-related emergencies like traffic accidents, beer goggles domestic ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "D-Bag Of The Week Hates Beer", url: "http://tastybooze.com/2008/04/-d-bag-of-the-week-hates-beer/"- });
żNo Mas Simpsons?
2008-04-09 00:50:00 Being a bleeding-heart liberal in this day and age, I am supposed to hate America and love Hugo Chavez, right? Well, too bad kids. This just put him on my shit list for good. Turns out this dipshit just ordered that The Simpsons be taken off the air in Venezuela. Seems that it’s not family friendly, ...
Douche Bag Of The Week
2008-04-08 00:53:00 Sure it is early in the week but turning your belly button into an animal’s asshole through the art of tattoo is pretty much a guaranteed win. What the fuck was thing guy thinking? Is that the monkey’s ball sack hanging down off his belly button? How many times has this stupid tattoo cock-blocked this ...
Douche Bag Of The Week
2008-03-27 16:00:00 Check out this bad dude, Mr. Cool ICE. I can’t believe the tattoo artist would continue to tattoo this boner. Why is ice the only word that is written in all capital letters? I think he kind of dicked up with the forearm tats. He should have gone with Mr. Cool on one arm and ...
Father & Son Douche Bag Of The Week
2008-03-19 16:59:00 Just a real chip off the old douchebag. Look at these two forehead tattoo ass clowns. On the left is the father Floyd, 48, and on the right is his son Justin, 21. Both were arrested in Florida (Holy shit! What a surprise!) at different times last year. This isn’t the only ink this dynamic douchebag ...
How to Wear a Jean Jacket without Looking like a Douche Bag
2008-03-13 19:54:00 Filed under: Casual wear, Jeans and Denim, OuterwearDenim jackets are classic, they are always in fashion in some iteration. Like any classic piece of clothing there is always room to mess it up. The jean jacket can look wrong more often than it can look right, which is such a shame. To help you avoid ... Related Entries: A Classic: The Jean JacketSome gals will never part with their good 'ol faithful jean jackets - myself included. I have a white one ...Today’s OutfitThe weather has been surprisingly nice for November… I still wear a coat when going outside though. Someone asked before ...Jean Paul Gaultier Bombers BagDecember 28, 2007Jean Paul Gaultier Bombers BagJean Paul Gaultier is done transforming his designer handbag creations into Trench coats, for ...Embellished JacketRachel Roy Camille Pailette Jacket Spring is near, but it doesn’t mean jackets are completely over for the season. As ... Tags: - Fashion, jean jacket, Spring 2008 Fashion, denim, ...
Douche Bag Of The Week
2008-03-11 20:30:00 Vandalizing a police cruiser is just an all around bad idea. It becomes a bad idea worthy of the Douche Bag of the Week title when you vandalize a police cruiser with a working/recording dash camera. Numb nuts. Yes, this idiot was caught just a few hours later. The cop printed out his picture and took ...
learn how to park
2008-03-07 01:58:00 I just started a new job, and I have never seen so much terrible parking than I have witnessed in my new work area. Look at the brain donor in the pic on the right. Can you even see the curb from there? Jesus christ. And the very next day, in the parking garage, someone parked ...
Arizona is the new Florida
2008-02-28 03:13:00 A Republican congressman from Arizona named Rick Renzi has recently been indicted on charges of money laundering and extortion, but is defiantly unwilling to resign. Seems that despite overwhelming evidence, he is continuing to profess his innocence and is evidently planning to ride this one out as long as possible. Obviously a conviction would force ...
How Cool Are You?
2008-02-26 16:23:00 At what number of popped collars does one turn from douchebag (see definition) into awesome? I think it was previously assumed that all popped collars equaled douchebagery (and yes I realize the hypocrisy for all those who know me). From time to time you may see a double popped collar in the fraternity ...
Valentine?s Day Douchebag
2008-02-14 15:30:00 This week, there has been a couple of hot topics in my world of news: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Valentine’s Day. This is sort of a combination story of those two “hot button” issues. The current “it” girl, SI cover model Marisa Miller will likely be celebrating her Valentine’s Day with her husband, Griffin Guess. ...
Sex Offender Wins Lottery
2008-02-11 07:17:00 In a triumph of idiocy, a convicted sex offender who neglected to inform the government of his current whereabouts has won $10 million in the Massachusetts State Lottery. Since he was required to inform authorities in Connecticut, where was previously located, that he had moved, he now may face fresh charges. Isn’t the idea of the ...
Jon Stewart and Jason Jones - Mitt Romney is a Douche Bag
2008-02-08 17:05:00 Douche bag Mitt Romney is such a douche bag he couldn't even get the douche bag vote! Even in New Jersey which is the douche bag mecca of the world...
Douche Bag Of The Week
2008-02-07 18:04:00 I’m sure some of you have seen this by now because the level of this douche baggery is so high, but give me a fuckin’ break! I always thought the Raiders fans were crazy for wearing all the black and silver shit with the face paint and the spiked shoulder pads, but this takes it ...
What Do You Call A Female Douchebag???
2008-02-06 19:41:00 So you are on your way to a Super Bowl party on a sunny Sunday in Florida. You are already a little drunk, but hey, its Super Bowl Sunday - you can’t be bothered with the little things like drunk driving, stopping at red lights, or having a valid license. I am sure the cops ...
Douche Bag Of The Week
2008-02-05 19:21:00 Several classic examples of douche baggery are on display here. 1. Excessively tanned skin. 2. Raccoon eyes from tanning goggles. 3. Yellow bikini briefs. 4. Classic spread finger arm flex. 5. Lack of clothing when others in the photo are fully clothed. 6. Facial hair that matches the popular “landing strip” favored by so many women. Credit to hot chicks with douche ...
Jasper, the douche bag ghost
2008-02-02 22:45:00 The packageGuy: How there, Casper.Jasper drop the guy's pants down.Guy: Hey!Jasper: Ha! Ha! Someone call UPS, as a small package that needs to be delivered.Guy: I thought you were supposed to be a friendly ghost!Jasper: Idiot! I'm his brother Jasper the douche bag ghost!Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost. The douchest ghost possessed. He'll call you names and act real mean until you feel depressed. He'll always say:Jasper: Fuck you! And lick my sack you fairy.Narrator He's is so often crude and often rude. Jasper the douche bag ghost.The wakePriest: We will always remember Annie, but she truly is in a better place.Jasper possess Annie and wakes up.People: Ahhh.Herman: Grandma! I'm so glad you're alive.Jasper: Herman, you are always my least favorite grandson.Jasper: Ha! Ha! Retards!Narrator: Jasper the douche bag ghost.Jasper: Lick my sack!Reference:Robot Chicken. Season 2, episode 20. "Book of Corrine".http://vids.myspace.co-m/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.ind-ividual&VideoID=4...
By: Mind of guanaco
[Willard Mitt Romney] - Car Salesman, President or Giant Douche Bag?????
2008-01-31 16:00:00 Yes that is right his name is Willard. Does he look like a president or car salesman? I can't stand this douche bag. I also can't stand how unfair the media is covering this whole election. They are so Bias I really can't believe anyone doesn't realize just how much power they have. Lies........I am going to try and do a poll on the right hand side just for the hell of it. President, Salesman or Giant Douche bag.....?The only real choice is the one they don't want you to pick:www.ronpaul2008.com/ http://theblueclover.com
By: The Blue Clover
Douche Bag of the Week
2008-01-30 19:42:00 Now this is a redneck tank top if I’ve ever seen one. You can bet your ass that those weren’t brand new when he cut the crotch out either. Man, nothing like shit shoulders during a fun run. Share This
Douche Bag Of The Week
2008-01-25 20:27:00 So you are charged with second degree intentional murder, aggravated kidnapping, aggravated assault and you’re being wheeled into the courtroom in an emergency restraint chair because you attacked your first court appointed lawyer (see aggravated assault charge above). What do you do? How about slap on a shitting eating grin and throw up a gang sign ...
General Butt Naked?
2008-01-22 09:37:00 This seems so preposterous that you might be inclined to believe it’s made up, but I assure you it’s not. Seems that there was a “general” in Liberia during one of their many civil wars who (he claims) was possessed by the devil for 20-odd years, during which time, he led his small army in ...
Double shot of douchery at Starbucks
2007-12-27 19:24:00 Unfortunately it’s a slow day and I feel somewhat sick about posting this, but some douchebag in New York decided to make the most of his Starbucks coupon by ordering the most expensive and possibly nastiest drink EVER! The author of [An Error Occurred While Processing This Directive].com blogs about his boring escapade to get his ...
Nice Dive
2007-12-21 18:00:00 It’s not quite as good as this cock up, but funny nonetheless. Share This
Traffic Cop Busts A Move
2007-12-16 20:19:00 How long will this guy get to keep his whistle? That’s a pretty impressive routine, but what about all the cars out there, pal? I bet more accidents happen with this douche in the middle of the intersection than without traffic lights. Share This
Party with Jeremy Shockey on New Year?s Eve
2007-12-10 23:38:00 Female TastyBooze readers, here’s your chance… you could become the next Tara Reid. No, we’re not talking about getting terrible breast implants or just being hideous in general, we’re talking about the opportunity to be Jeremy Shockey’s next girlfriend. That’s right, the New York Giants’ Jeremy Shockey and former boyfriend of Tara Reid, is throwing a ...
Don?t Do That
2007-11-27 02:55:00 Three pics exemplifying things that should not be done… Share This
Somebody Is Gunning For JoeyPorsche911
2007-11-17 01:41:00 Looks like a young buck is working to perfect his douche bag photo pose in hopes to dethrone the current champion JoeyPorsche911. He already has a few points on Mr. Porsche. He decided to surround himself with chicks instead of fellow fake tan ass clowns and he is using the “check out my sweet jawline” ...
Another Douche Busted By Facebook
2007-11-13 18:35:00 This is great. This douche bag, Kevin Colvin, sent his boss an email explaining the he had a family emergency and wouldn’t be into work the next day. Kevin being the clever bastard that he is didn’t have a family emergency he just wanted to go to a kick ass halloween party and not have ...
Atlanta Douche Bag
2007-11-10 02:44:00 Atlanta Douche Bag? What the heck is an Atlanta Douche Bag? I suppose it is someone from Atlanta that has been called a Douche Bag. So if this is the case, the Atlanta Douche Bag is something that has negative qualities or specifically a low intelligence. In order for this person to have made the news ...
By: TheNewsLeak
Douche Bags And Water Are Like Ladies And Handbags
2007-11-07 21:33:00 Why is it that douche bags are drawn to the water like a moth to a flame? Apparently this guy has attained a level of douche baggery so high the government feels the need to keep track of him. Share This
Dumbass of the Week
2007-11-01 20:42:00 If you’re this dumb, I guess you deserve a shot in the nuts. People just keep proving Darwin correct, don’t they? I don’t even think I’d let Tiger Woods try this one on me, unless I could wear a cup and stick a tee out of one of those little holes. I definitely ...
Dumbledore Tattoo - Douche Bag Of The Week
2007-10-26 21:57:00 Proud Paul, 36, spent a year having the Hogwarts headmaster etched into his skin as a surprise for his five kids. The huge $1200 tattoo shows Dumbledore holding a scroll bearing the names of his Harry Potter-mad children Charlotte, Deanna, Brandon, Tamzin and Paris. This guy was douche bag of the week worthy for just the ...
Double Douche Bag Friday
2007-10-19 20:53:00 Seriously if you are going to get that orange you can’t pose in pictures with normal people. I bet these guys have posters of JoeyPorsche911 on their bedroom walls. How do you function in society when are that orange? I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing if someone that looked like this tried to have ...
This Poor Kid Is Scarred For Life
2007-10-18 19:26:00 Speedo, fingerless gloves and a fanny pack!? Talk about a lethal combination. Share This
George W. Bush is not a douche bag!
2007-10-18 18:16:00 I have been known to visit websites that are frequented by, shall we say, somewhat less-than-politically-correct commentators. A rash of recent comments have stated, "George W. Bush is a douche bag". I disagree. read more
Floridians Are Crazy #4
2007-10-18 18:15:00 Only in Florida would someone try to claim there was a “breach of an oral sex contract”. The 38-year-old Crestview man told investigators the dancer had offered to perform oral sex on him early Sunday inside the club?s champagne room for $500. He also bought a $100 bottle of champagne to drink, he said. But the ...
Teeth Hurt? Let Me Rub Your Breasts
2007-10-16 22:39:00 A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson’s lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem. Police say Anderson said during recorded ...
Truck Nutz - What The F?
2007-10-15 20:24:00 Can anyone explain Truck Nutz to me? I am no genius but I did manage to make it through college and yet somehow the whole concept of hanging plastic balls off of a truck is beyond me. What message other than “I’m a douche bag” are you hoping to convey to your fellow drivers on ...
Arm-Ear Guy: Douche Bag Of The Week
2007-10-13 01:37:00 Nope no photoshop magic here. This douche bag actually had a third ear implanted into his arm as some kind of “art” thing. Apparently it took the guy 10 years to find a surgeon who was willing to do it. No shit? I would have guessed that any surgeon would just piss themselves when presented ...
iPhone - Is There A More Pompous Cell Phone?
2007-10-09 01:57:00 Check out this son of a bitch. This iPhone is actually using a picture of itself as it’s wallpaper. That’s like me wearing a shirt with my own picture on it and a caption that says “Suck it! I’m Awesome!” Do you really need to look at a picture of an iPhone when you are ... |
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