Douchebag of the Week ? Sept. 21
2009-09-21 22:24:00 Douchebag of the Week – Sept. 21 I have seen a lot of blogs that give out their weekly MORON award, Darwin Award and so forth, starting this week I will be awarding my own little accolade to the loons on the left, the moonbat MORONS among us. Those that seek to destroy this nation and ...
By: TexasFred's
Big Brother Special : The Douchebag Digest
2008-06-06 00:21:00 Well this years Big Brother is officially underway and being bored whilst it pollutes my TV, I figured I'd be the first to assess this years contestants a rather shallow but suitable digest in a piece I'm calling The Douchebag Digest read more
?Douchebag? Party Canceled Before It Pops-Off
2008-06-04 21:00:00 What do you consider to be a “Douchebag” Party? Under my definition, it’s a party where the majority of the people are attending are not my friends, friends-friends, coworkers or acquaintances, therefore by default people fall into the “Douchebag” category. For Memorial Day weekend, a group of students at Seattle University were putting together one last ...
[Amusing] Seattle University squashes ?douchebag party?, citing gender bias
2008-06-03 04:54:00 (US News)
[Interesting] If you call your douchebag school official a ?douchebag? on y
2008-06-02 02:32:00 Silicon Alley Insider
Rental Man - Douchebag Marketing
2008-05-23 00:36:00 Last night, Nickycakes was able to get awesome tickets with his buddies in LA to the first game of the Lakers conference finals vs the Spurs. The seats were like 15 rows back, and it was one of the best games the Cakes has ever watched. The Lakers came back from a 20 ...
By: Nick Hogan News
Have You Seen This Douchebag?
2008-05-06 14:32:00 Interpol has sent out a request for help this morning and we’re only too happy to pass the word along. From INTERPOL: INTERPOL is asking for the public?s help in identifying a man pictured sexually abusing children in a series of images found on the Internet and retrieved from the computer of a convicted paedophile. The man, whose ...
George Clooney Douchebag of the Year?
2008-04-19 23:20:00 George Clooney Douche bag of the Year?In the year of change George Clooney offers voters a fresh douche bag to long time incumbent douche bag Sean Penn. Sean Penn has been douche bag of the year for the past decade. His office has been well earned, from visiting Hugo Chavez, to riding around on a speed boat with a shotgun during hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn has set the standard for what a complete douche bag should be. Did you know that Penn discovered both Jewel, and Dakato Fanning? (what an incredible douche bag). His role in I am Sam, his insistence that he must chain smoke during interviews on the tonight show, he really is the greatest douche bag in the world. But Clooney plans to give Sean a run for his money. His record as douche bag is also impressive. His Ocean 11 movies alone could win him the office. His personal hatred for the paparazzi is also a great wea...
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK: JAY ROCKEFELLER
2008-04-09 16:13:00 EDITOR’S NOTES: Moron Rockefeller doesn’t know which end of the barrel the round comes out of, much less the difference between a MK-82 cast iron bomb and and smart one. HOW DARE THIS IGNORANT RUMPSWAB even THINK about demeaning McCain’s service record? To hell with Jay Rockefeller, and his kind. “McCain was a fighter pilot, who dropped ...
Colin Farrell doesn?t destroy douchebag
2008-03-09 16:10:00 Apparently Colin Farrell hit on model Meghan Lowther at the Rose Bar in New York City. And her boyfriend walked up. Page Six says, He bumped into the fellow next to her and asked, ?Who is this guy?? Lowther replied, ?He?s my boyfriend.? Farrell then told the guy, ?You?ve got the most beautiful girl in the ...
Valentine?s Day Douchebag
2008-02-14 15:30:00 This week, there has been a couple of hot topics in my world of news: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Valentine’s Day. This is sort of a combination story of those two “hot button” issues. The current “it” girl, SI cover model Marisa Miller will likely be celebrating her Valentine’s Day with her husband, Griffin Guess. ...
What Do You Call A Female Douchebag???
2008-02-06 19:41:00 So you are on your way to a Super Bowl party on a sunny Sunday in Florida. You are already a little drunk, but hey, its Super Bowl Sunday - you can’t be bothered with the little things like drunk driving, stopping at red lights, or having a valid license. I am sure the cops ...
Back to da Beach | Douchebag Beach Ep 1
2008-01-27 18:40:00 Bobby and his boys arrive at the Jersey Shore to begin their summer of (potential) love. And what better way to kick things off than by hitting up a good old fashioned New Jersey thong contest? So break out your body spray and hair gel- it’s party time. Created by The Post Show (Bob Castrone, Brian ...
?5 douchebag behaviors explained scientifically?
2008-01-24 09:49:00 Here is a list of 5 “head case” douchebag characteristic behavioral traits of males. And a scientific explanation, to help better understand and identify them. Click Here to read the article General
How to identify a Chav / Douchebag
2008-01-21 11:14:00 “An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of collegues with no sense of how moronic he appears.” A British “Chav” can also be defined by these guidelines… via
By: about:blank
Venice Surf Report 01/12/08 A Good Laugh
2008-01-12 16:04:00 Venice Surf Report Venice CA Surfing Surf Venice SurfingEhhhhh......Well, the highly anticipated W groundswell that is supposed to show up some time today is running late. In 20 minutes of watching I saw one set over waist high and that was completely walled and closed out. So, I'd have to say there is a big drop in size, and along with a lowish tide and a direct W direction things are not too good in Venice this morning. In addition, the charts and the flag in front of my place have the winds wavering between on and offshore, so that can only add to the fun.Not surprisingly no takers, at least not yet. There was one sheila suiting up but most everyone was watching and bailing or hoping something would pop up and change their minds; nothing did for me.Nobody out, one suiting up, street parking filling, light / variable winds, cold as a mofo.So, just to show what extraordinarily short memories we have as Americans, here is a little blurb from Bloomberg about Sen. Hillary Rodham-Clin...
Kourtney Kardashian why are you with Douchebag Scott Diesick ?
2008-01-04 08:17:00 I have seen a couple fags in my day, but this Scott Diesick standing next to Kourtney Kardashian takes the cake. His expression fagalicious, only to be enhanced by those ridiculous sunglasses. Need I mention the shorts, or the way he is leaning over with the cigarette? Kourtney, what the heck are you doing with this guy? More pictures in the comments below. Popular: 4 hours 14 minutes ago source: (forum.usemycomputer.com)
By: CelebrityPWN
Robin wright Penn to divorce douchebag husband
2008-01-02 21:40:00 The actress most famous for having unprotected sex with Forest Gump has filed for divorce. “Its like I have been in a comma for the last decade, I just didn’t realize what a douchebag Sean Penn is” Wright said in a statement released to the press. Sources close to the couple say that Robin made the decision after accidentally watching “I Am Sam” on cable T.V. “Oh my god I am married to complete douchebag.” She cried. After that incident things started unraveling before her eyes. Sean’s visits to Iraq, and Venezuela, his insistence to smoke in every television interview, the whole New Orleans shotgun in the boat thing. But the biggest Douchbag move Sean has made in his career was discovering the Alaskan singer Jewel. Yes he hired her to write a song for his movie “The Crossing Guard.” The hardest hit by the divorce will be Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins who will have to find another couple to double date with. colin fisher west coast editor
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Douchebag Ex Machina
2007-11-20 18:00:00 So I didn’t end up leaving for California for Thanksgiving last night after all. And I'm pointing my blame upstairs. Proving that the Almighty has a sense of humor (“By the way, I’m going to make everything in your life more difficult until it borders on the comical! Ha!” --God), Mark and I didn’t leave last night due to car troubles. Yes, car troubles – the bane of all interstate travelers and anyone who has to be somewhere on time. So pending a canceled hotel reservation in Reno, a car tune-up, and a hearty slice of deux ex machina, I just may end up in California by this time tomorrow after all. I suppose however that my satirical blame for deity for my car troubles isn't any better than the governor of Georgia leading ministers and lawmakers in a prayer for rain. I'm not even talking about the whole state-waking-up-and-finding-chu-rch-slipped-state-a-roofie-and--now-state-is-pregnant-with-chur-ch's-baby issue. There IS no more separation of church and state. Rathe...
John Mayer Discovers He's A Douchebag After Online Investigation
2007-11-17 00:00:00 John Mayer was on hand for Stereo's second birthday party on Wednesday night (November 14), where the singer-songwriter revealed to TMZ that he's been engaged in thorough internet-based self-investigation. Mayer find that he's "kind of a douchebag" a
Douchebag On A Guitar (Family Guy)
2007-11-06 19:50:00 My hair is growing, growing all the the time. Sounds better when you sing it.
By: VideoSpills.com
Douchebag Alert: More Footage from ?Troops Out Now? March
2007-10-01 19:09:00 Here is some more great footage from the village idiot gathering known as the Troops Out Now march in Washington over the weekend. You think Burma would let us borrow a handful of those riot police they’ve been showing off the last few days? Share This
By: The Hot Joints
SAY HELLO TO HERR HITLER, DOUCHEBAG
2007-09-25 01:49:00 EDITORIAL VIEWPOINT: If there were any justice in this country, this shred of obnoxious human debris would have been taken off his aircraft wrapped in heavy chains and sent immediately to Gitmo. Flush twice — it’s a long way to Teheran. Technorati tags: IRAN, COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY, NEW YORK CITY, UN, HITLER, HILLARY, RON PAUL, DICTATOR, TERROR
Trash your trolls
2007-08-31 21:30:00 Mashable recently posted a Wordpress plugin that needs far more coverage than it's getting. The Douchebag Plugin allows for you to visually tag your commenting trolls with an official douchebag icon. Certainly the Gawker and Weblogs, Inc. networks could make good use of this. Even better, would be a community-generated douchebag icon, when specific commenters are consistently complained about. Unfortunately, Shake Well Before Use operates off of Movable Type, but there's always other ways of publicly calling out dbags.tags technorati : dbags douchebag gawker plugin weblogsinc wordpress
Edwards Can't Shake His Douchebag Image
2007-08-26 17:45:00 Despite or partially because the constant Edwards comments about his dynamic duo, Cancer Wife, and Dead son boy, most voters see Edwards as kinda of a douchebag.....The good old boy from the south, was supposed to have an easy ticket against front runners Hillary and Obama, but Edwards' charm is just too phony for most voters to stomach. Voters have been able over look faults in other candidates, like the fact Hillary Clinton has kinda of a fat ass, and Obama is fond of the idea of bombing foreign allies. Yet somehow it's has become almost impossible for voters to overlook the fact that John Edwards is a complete and total, yes the most appropriate term is, douchebag. Probably he always has been. His campaign for the poor is mocked by his $400 hair cuts and pretty boy looks, and that whole hedge fund thing. All that is left is the amazing cancer wife that he proudly promotes and displays like the elephant man, and he has the poor woman verbally abuse other candidates for him. And...
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Edwards Can't Shake His Douchebag Image
2007-08-22 00:00:00 Despite or partially because the constant Edwards comments about his dynamic duo, Cancer Wife, and Dead son boy, most voters see Edwards as kinda of a douchebag.....The good old boy from the south, was supposed to have an easy ticket against front runners Hillary and Obama, but Edwards' charm is just too phony for most voters to stomach. Voters have been able over look faults in other candidates, like the fact Hillary Clinton has kinda of a fat ass, and Obama is fond of the idea of bombing foreign allies. Yet somehow it's has become almost impossible for voters to overlook the fact that John Edwards is a complete and total, yes the most appropriate term is, douchebag. Probably he always has been. His campaign for the poor is mocked by his $400 hair cuts and pretty boy looks, and that whole hedge fund thing. All that is left is the amazing cancer wife that he proudly promotes and displays like the elephant man, and he has the poor woman verbally abuse other candidates for him...
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Douchebag Of The Week
2007-08-02 23:34:00 Related PostsMore Douchebags in Pink PolosApparently having pink polo with popped collar is key to the whole douchebag thing. One ...Late Entry: Douchebag Of The Week?For me personally, fingerless glove/accessory belt guy is the winner this week, but for th...Redneck SurfingI thought I'd already posted this one, but searched and couldn't find it. ...
Sunday Fun: Lewis Black Thinks Your a Cheating Douchebag Barry Bonds
2007-07-30 00:02:00 One of my favorite comedians besides George Carlin. Lewis Black reveals his opinions on Barry Bonds, Michael Vick, Tim Donaghy and Geraldo’s flamboyant mustache. Enjoy! Hat tip to commenter Mike for the video find! barry bonds, flamboyant mustaches, lewis black, michael vick, tim donaghyShare This Post
By: SporTech Matter
Late Entry: Douchebag Of The Week?
2007-06-22 21:14:00 For me personally, fingerless glove/accessory belt guy is the winner this week, but for the sake of the readers, wanted to make sure you had a chance to view all of this country’s great douchebags. This guy has gotten two Zune tattoos on his arms and microsoft is flying him out next week to fulfill ...
Alec Baldwin - Douchebag Of The Year
2007-04-20 02:53:00 In response to TMZ revealing tapes of Alec Baldwin being verbally abusive to his 11 year old daughter, Ireland, Baldwin’s rep released the following statment to Extra: In the best interest of the child, Alec will do what the mother is pathologically incapable of doing … keeping his mouth shut and obeying the court order. The ...
Signs that you're a gym douchebag
2007-04-03 04:44:00 Plenty of us go to the gym. A whole host of us have been going to the gym for years. I'd imagine after this amount of time we've all began to form our opinions about what we like and dislike about going to the gym. I decided to call out those people who constantly piss me off and have no business working out in the same vicinity as me. I should also point out that I cannot take full credit for finding all of these. My buddy Nick gets as easily annoyed as I do and most of this is him. I just expanded a little. Thanks buddy!Unnecessarily Loud ScreamerIt's one thing if you're a body builder. Even then I still think it has no place. It's almost like watching a male tennis player who screams like Monica Seles. Just cut that shit out. But, if it's a bodybuilder then chances are the guy is 9 times my size and would have no problem throwing me through a window. In that case I generally choose to be silent about it and let the screams slide. No, it's those guys who lift about 20 l...
YouTube Douchebag Petition Guild.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 This can’t be just me. Ever watch a YouTube video that is funny or even not funny for 4 seconds and you decide, hey I should give this some time, something might happen. Then, nothing happens. The microsecond that you decide to leave, you log the time of the video ...
YouTube Douchebag Petition Guild.
0000-00-00 00:00:00 This can't be just me. Ever watch a YouTube video that is funny or even not funny for 4 seconds and you decide, hey I should give this some time, something might happen. Then, nothing happens. The microsecond that you decide to leave, you log the time of the video ... |
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