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I Was a Dumbass Hoosier
2008-11-17 14:05:00 Who else likes David Letterman? Who else watched his show a lot in the 1980s, during the Larry “Bud” Melman and Stupid Pet Tricks heyday? Who else thought it might be fun to try to get on the show? Who else wrote him a letter and sent a series of dumbass photos to achieve this goal? Who else formed ...
Dumbass! - Former NY mayor: Palin ’scares the hell out of me’
2008-09-10 23:40:00 Saying that Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin “scares the hell out of me,” former New York Mayor Ed Koch endorsed fellow Democrat Barack Obama on Tuesday. In 2004, Koch backed President Bush for re-election saying the Republican incumbent was better equipped to combat “Islamic terrorists” than Democratic candidate John Kerry. Koch, who was mayor of New ...
Dumbass Negro Diddy Apologizes To Alaska & More Comments on Sarah Palin
2008-09-04 19:00:00 FIRST VIDEO WAS REMOVED, I FOUND ANOTHER ONE Obama had a serious talk with this stupid Nigga, dude actually looks apologetic and somewhat sincere. The world must have rained down on his nappy headed ass since the release of his first stupid video! Rush played it on his show several times too, LOL! Note that he says in ...
New Book Highlights Bad Tattoos
2008-06-10 20:15:00 The thought process for getting a tattoo is probably drastically different from one person to another. I know I’ve been thinking about what to get and where to put a tattoo for the past three years, and who knows if I’ll ever make a decision. Whereas some people don’t even remember their thought process since ...
CNN Doesn?t Understand The Top 10 List
2008-06-09 20:25:00 Here is the actual headline of the article. 10 best excuses for coming to work late Here is their list of excuses. 1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog. 2. Someone stole all my daffodils. 3. I had to go audition for American Idol. 4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn’t ...
[Dumbass] Churches want to ban Sunday morning youth sports because exercise
2008-06-07 00:59:00 NJ.com
The Poor Man?s Prison Break Tattoo
2008-06-06 17:00:00 On the left is Michael Scofield the main character in the Fox TV show Prison Break showing off his full upper body tattoo that cleverly hides the blueprint for the prison his brother is housed in. On the right we have…well I actually don’t know what the fuck we have. It looks like the floor ...
[Dumbass] Because you folks Down Under apparently haven?t gotten the messag
2008-06-06 14:44:00 Stuff.co.nz
[Dumbass] Che Guevara?s children angry at use of his image. Would rather th
2008-06-06 04:04:00 Newsday
And The Mother Of The Year Award Goes Too?..
2008-06-05 18:43:00 Marya Green realized she was piss drunk and shouldn’t be driving herself and her three kids around town. Did she: A) Let the 8 year old drive. B) Let the 5 year old drive. C) Put the 1 year old on her lap and let him drive. That’s right, the police officer found Marya working the pedals with the ...
Dumbass Of The Week
2008-06-05 16:00:00 Dumb: Trying to drive a car with a cinder block seat. Dumber: Trying to drive a car with a cinder block seat and no brake pedal . Dumbest: Getting out and pushing on the back of the piece-of-shit car to stop it. Dumbass of the Week: Getting pinned between said piece-of-shit car and a tree. God forbid the cherry ...
Motorcycle Jump: Ramp Support 101
2008-06-05 14:30:00 This is NOT how you build a ramp! Man, there are some really dumb people out there in the world. Whoever this guy is, he should have done us all a favor and supported that ramp with his nuts in hopes of eliminating himself from the gene pool.
[Dumbass] Metal thieves steal plaster Jesus thinking it was made of Copper.
2008-06-05 08:49:00 MSNBC
Hacking Case Shuts Out Valedictorian, Other Seniors
2008-06-05 05:28:00 And what did we learn today class? That’s right. Hacking the school computers has consequences associated with it. Now slap yourself and head back into the detention hall. Dumbass. From the Houston Chronicle: George Bush High School’s valedictorian is among a group of Fort Bend Independent School District seniors who will not be allowed to take part ...
[Dumbass] Cops protect small town from drunk driver of a motorized cooler.
2008-06-05 04:36:00 (Glens Falls (NY) Post-Star)
You Might Be Going To Prison If?
2008-06-04 17:15:00 You might be going to prison if you drive drunk while under the influence cocaine and then proceed to fall asleep behind the wheel and plow into a group of bicyclists while a photographer happens to capture the exact moment of impact and spray the image into the cyber-universe. “Just 15 minutes in, the third annual ...
[Dumbass] Not news: Valedictorian gives cheesy graduation speech. News: He
2008-06-04 01:54:00 (Naperville Sun)
[Dumbass] Alabama man decides to run away with 14 y/o redhead. Be on the lo
2008-06-01 03:21:00 (KTVB.COM)
[Dumbass] From the facepalm files: Criminal geniuses steal vending machine
2008-06-01 02:36:00 SeattlePI
[Dumbass] If your grand plan for hiding your drugs when arrested involves s
2008-06-01 00:33:00 Baltimore Sun
[Dumbass] 17-year-old blames DWI on drunk boy she was kissing. The empty be
2008-05-31 23:44:00 Gothamist
[Dumbass] Check your cell phone caller ID tags - Zack the Weed Man probably
2008-05-31 01:11:00 (Some Weed Guy)
[Dumbass] Would-be theives leave nasty note ?(Expletive) you and your safe?
2008-05-30 01:34:00 Des Moines Register
[Dumbass] Don?t like the judge who will be presiding over your trial? Just
2008-05-29 15:55:00 Metro
[Dumbass] Man builds rolling, thieving, gas siphoning machine. Ideas like d
2008-05-29 12:26:00 (Post-Gazette)
[Dumbass] High school seniors film themselves destroying school property, s
2008-05-29 11:53:00 (KARE 11)
[Dumbass] Not news: High school principal gives a commemorative speech to s
2008-05-29 04:20:00 Daily Herald
[Dumbass] Thieves steal fish dosed with chlorine, estrogen, and peroxide fr
2008-05-28 16:17:00 Stuff.co.nz
[Dumbass] Two drunk Navy sailors hail cab, offer to drive, take cabbie on a
2008-05-28 01:15:00 Chicago Sun-Times
[Dumbass] People who watch a lot of reality TV mimic the behavior they see
2008-05-28 01:15:00 Buffalo News
Blogtard or Hero ?
2008-05-27 17:30:00 In a recent The Register article, the firing of a TJX employee who blogged about security deficiencies was noted… TJX Companies, the mammoth US retailer whose substandard security led to the world’s biggest credit card heist, has fired an employee after he left posts in an online forum that made disturbing claims about security practices at ...
[Dumbass] You reach a toll plaza and realize you don?t have any money. Do y
2008-05-26 23:34:00 Stuff.co.nz
[Dumbass] Chicago: where wearing a Celtic knot symbolic of your Scottish cl
2008-05-26 02:36:00 American Thinker
[Dumbass] Mom upset 14-year-old daughter suspended for wearing ?SOPHOMORE 6
2008-05-24 19:33:00 My Fox Boston
[Dumbass] City Attorney sees no problem with citizens shooting at coyotes i
2008-05-24 16:54:00 (Chattanoogan)
[Dumbass] When stealing cars, make sure you and your two wives have thought
2008-05-24 11:46:00 (Some Guy)
[Dumbass] When stealing a car and running into the woods to escape the cops
2008-05-24 04:53:00 Baltimore Sun
[Dumbass] Dumb: Teens call in fake pizza order, then try to rob delivery gu
2008-05-24 04:47:00 (officer.com)
[Dumbass] C?mon, who HASN?T tried to drug a Russian Olympic gold medalist i
2008-05-24 04:17:00 (OC Register)
[Dumbass] Five people face charges for using nail salons to launder cash. W
2008-05-24 03:30:00 JSOnline
[Dumbass] Step 1. Get offered promotion. Step 2. Turn it down because you w
2008-05-24 01:58:00 Forbes
[Dumbass] Post-robbery evaluation: Successful break-in? Check. Bind residen
2008-05-24 01:47:00 SeattlePI
Charlie Sheen Knows How To Treat A Lady
2008-05-23 23:00:00 I remember back in the days of Major League, when I thought Rick ‘Wild Thing’ Vaughn Charlie Sheen was the coolest guy on earth. Hot Shots: Part Deux was pretty awesome too. But then he went the TV route and I lost touch. However, I always gave him props for marrying ... |



