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Erap Jokes: Motto
2008-01-01 11:46:00 For the Army : "No pain, no gain."For the Air Force : "No guts, no glory."For the Marines : "No fight, no surrender."For the Abu Sayaf's : "No ransom, no release."For Erap : "No read, no write."
Erap Jokes: Motto
2008-01-01 11:46:00 For the Army : "No pain, no gain."For the Air Force : "No guts, no glory."For the Marines : "No fight, no surrender."For the Abu Sayaf's : "No ransom, no release."For Erap : "No read, no write."
Erap needs help
2007-12-12 08:09:00 Isang araw, si Erap tumawag sa isang Microsoft call center... Tech Support: How I can help you sir? Erap: Yes, tatawag ba ako dito kung hindi ko kailangan ng tulong! Tech Support: Ok sir, ano po ang maitutulong ko? Erap: Grabe ang tagal ko ng humihingi ng tulong sa inyo kung di pa ako tumawag wala pang sasagot. Tech Support: Sir marami po kasi kaming clients that's why our current wait is... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
By: Pinoy Space
Erap Joke: Dental Appointment
2007-12-04 15:49:00 The Estrada's were shown into the dentist's office, where Erap made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered. "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." "I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?" Erap turned to his wife Loi. "Show him your tooth, Honey."
Erap and GMA Nativity Scene
2007-11-22 18:10:00 The now famous GMA and Erap “nativity scene” hanged in downtown Cebu City from Sun.Star Daily: A closer look at it from a scanned Cebu Daily News photo:
Erap and GMA Nativity Scene
2007-11-22 17:04:00 The now famous GMA and Erap “nativity scene” hanged in downtown Cebu City from Sun.Star Daily: A closer look at it from a scanned Cebu Daily News photo: Read the rest of this entry » [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
Erap Joke: Call Center
2007-11-21 15:57:00 A cub reporter was complaining about the President's accessibility to the media. Talking to another veteran mediaman, he said it is harder now to get through the President compared to those days when he was still Mayor, Senator and even Vice President.The mediaman said, "Pare, hindi totoo yan! In fact they have installed a very sophisticated telephone system over at Malacanang. All you need to do
Erap?s Early Campaign for 2010
2007-11-18 05:10:00 Is it just me or is Erap doing early rounds for the 2010 Presidential Elections? I mean, what?s with all those countryside trips? He?s been appearing almost everyday on t.v. and his pictures and interviews are all over the news and radio. This man is having a ball despite the government trailing behind him to ... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
ERAP ESTRADA WAS IMPEACHED! GMA?S PARDON OF ERAP LEGAL
2007-11-05 17:24:00 I was watching a TV Public Affairs program (ANC’s Talkback) and was surprised that most of the lawyers invited as guests did not know what impeachment is. Fortunately, one former senator did. The opposition lawyers insisted that ex-President Estrada was NOT impeached. One lawyer even cited the Supreme Court’s decision that Estrada was removed from office ...
Confession: I?m happy for Erap
2007-11-04 19:17:00 Erap has long polarized Philippine politics and society. A month after the deposed president was convicted of plunder, Filipinos were surprised by the sudden announcement of president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo?s granting of executive clemency. The pardon divided us anew. On one hand, people praised this gesture towards reconciliation. On the other... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
Erap?s Freedom, PGMA?s Downfall?!
2007-11-03 17:29:00 I saw Talkback?s replay today at ANC and boy was I super glad to see Atty. Adel Tamano looking cutesy as ever. But seeing him on t.v. meant only two things: (1) that he had to speak in behalf of the opposition, UNO, and (2) that he was being interviewed for his supposed cameo appearance ... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
Erap Pardon Hangover
2007-10-30 02:36:00 I?ve pretty much expressed my opinion on the granting of executive clemency in Estrada pardon to set precedent for Arroyo, gathered the opinion and analysis from my favorite blogs to examine its implications in Do not expect too much of the end of the (Arroyo) regime, and reposted some fitting jokes in Post-Edsa 2 (and ... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
Post-Edsa 2 (and post-pardon) Erap jokes
2007-10-28 10:28:00 Since the country’s back to where we started before 2001 (after deposing and convicting a plundering President and all that), I think it would also be appropriate to share something that’s all the rage back then - Erap jokes: Top 5 Signs that Erap and GMA Have Indeed Become Friends 5: Mikey Arroyo and Jinggoy Estrada agreeing ...
A Good Day for Erap
2007-10-26 04:47:00 A good morning for Pres. Erap for almost 6 year for Tanay rest house… for sure facing up here Pardoned granted executive clemency and sent to freedom former Pres. Erap whom she helped oust from power in 2001. Mrs Arroyo’s decision in effect extinguished Estrada’s criminal liability, and left for naught six year’s worth of ...
Pardon for Erap is a Mockery of Justice
2007-10-25 14:18:00 I was thinking for few days now of posting my disapproval of the granting of executive clemency for Erap floated around. Today, such pardon was granted to Erap by PGMA and as always I see it as a mockery of justice. We've gone through many years of trial and now he's again a free man? So now I know that any powerful person can commit plunder, not admit guilt even if proven to be guilty and still roam free. Only in the Philippines!News reports tell PGMA did it for national unity. National unity what? Just because of political pressure and the never-ending sword of damocles in the form of an impeachment did PGMA in? Or maybe PGMA is seeing her own future when the law finally catches up with her. This country will never be united since everybody wants to be the one seated in Malacanang. Politicians will always quarrel among themselves and the cycle of impunity will never end.Regarding the Department of Justice, I have a still pending motion for approval and a clarification on a case ...
By: Paetechie
Gloria Pardons Erap
2007-10-25 14:00:00 Press Secretary Ignacio Bunye announced Thursday afternoon that President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo has decided to hand down an executive clemency to former president Joseph Ejercito Estrada. Read full text of the announcement after the jump…
By: Starmometer
Pardon Erap? Pardon Me?!
2007-10-23 16:23:00 Perhaps I will never ever understand the world of politics. Philippine politics, specifically. But, come to think of it, I don’t think the politicians do either. That’s why if they’re not at each other’s throats, they “unite” to get at another’s. Former president Joseph “Erap” Estrada was... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
Erap Joke: Underwear
2007-10-18 00:41:00 DOCTOR: I need your semen, urine and stool samples ERAP: I am a bit in a hurry. Can I just leave my underwear?
Erap Joke: Joan of Arc
2007-10-17 00:54:00 Erap went to France to watch the world cup. He was toured around by a French official. "Mr. President, this is Joan of Arc. Do you know her?" Erap: Of course. She's Noah's wife.
Erap Joke: Wives
2007-10-15 11:18:00 During a press conference on morality... Reporter: Sir, how many women do you believe must a man marry? Erap: 16 !!! Reporter: Why??? Erap: Because the priest says: Four richer, four poorer, four better, four worse.
Erap Jokes 1
2007-10-13 05:57:00 Eversince Erap entered politics there are lots of jokes invented, here are only a few of Erap jokes. Let's get it on! --------------- Erap: Lintek na ibon iniputan ako! Bodyguard: Sir, kukuha ako ng toilet paper. Erap: Wag na! Paano mo pa mapupunasan ang puwet noon, nakalipad na! Tanga! --------------- Erap in 3rd grade came home shouting... Erap: Tay nanalo ako ng pahabaan ng ari. Ama:... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
By: Pinoy Space
Erap Joke: Potato
2007-10-08 11:22:00 Erap was out dining in a restaurant when they overheard some people at another table order some potatoes and some mashed potatoes. One of Erap's dinner guests asked Erap, "What's the difference between a potatoe and a mashed potato?" Erap pointed to the skin on his wrist, " Ito, puti 'to." He then pointed to his white shirt and said, " Ito, mas puti 'to."
Erap Joke: Logic Lang Iyan
2007-10-05 11:34:00 One day, Erap sees Pres. Ramos reading a book on logic. Erap : Fidel, mahirap yata iyang binabasa mong libro. Ramos : Hindi, logic lang ito, madali lang. Erap : Ano ba yang logic na yan, hindi ko yata alam yan. Ramos : Ganito lang yan, may aquarium ka ba sa bahay? Erap : Oo. Ramos : Kung may aquarium ka, eh di mahilig ka sa isda. Erap : Oo. Ramos : At kung mahilig ka sa isda, mahilig ka
Erap Joke: Medical Exam
2007-09-26 22:50:00 Erap is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws it away as well. His pants, socks and watch follow suit. The nurse, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. Erap: "
Erap?s dream of an Absolute Pardon
2007-09-25 09:24:00 If you ask me, the Arroyo administration is getting more desperate for attention and approval from the people day after day. And this absolute pardon thing with Erap is terribly, horribly wrong in all aspects. The things that pisses me off are these: (1) why would the government give Erap an absolute pardon when the court ... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
Cebu Archbishop calls for Pardon for Josep "Erap" Estrada
2007-09-14 07:24:00 A close friend of Erap, Cebu Archbishop Ricardo Cardinal Vidal called for pardon for Joseph Estrada.Cardinal Vidal said that while he respects the Sandiganbayan's guilty verdict against Estrada, he was still saddened by it. At the same time, he expressed hope that the administration would decide to give the deposed president a pardon later on.But the Cardinal said he is leaving the decision to pardon Estrada to President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo since ?that is her privilege.?But Remonde said the Cabinet members would not also advice the President on the issue, saying giving pardon to Estrada is purey Arroyo's prerogative.Cardinal Vidal asked Estrada to be strong in facing his situation, saying that everything happens within the Lord's plan. He also advised him to seek comfort in the fact that he can still appeal his case.
By: Real Pinoy
Erap Conviction Hangover
2007-09-13 17:45:00 I am posting this entry to celebrate the return of DSL at home! (But not before two weeks of daily badgering of the Globe people in their 173 hotline and a subsequent promise of a technical support onsite visit which never happened anyway.) The latest update: The Dutch court has ordered CPP Founding Chair Joma Sison?s ... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
what's up with erap!?!?
2007-09-12 16:20:00 before anything else, it felt good watching the buglist of my module countdown to closure, as each bug got tested and passed through the high standards of our company. no appraisal for that, but at least i could focus now on the new project. i woke up late this morning. today was the day that erap gets convicted. though i'm not into political issues nor i do not like writing such in my blog,
By: controlled chaos
Erap found Guilty
2007-09-12 15:08:00 I just found out from here, here and here. The verdict didn’t come to me as a surprise really. I mean from his systematic collection of P545 million in illegal gambling payoffs and his receipt of a P189-million commission from stock market purchases of state-managed employee pension funds, who would think he’d get off innocent?... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
Erap guilty of plunder; acquitted of perjury
2007-09-12 14:31:00 The Sandiganbayan Special Division on Wednesday found former president Joseph Estrada guilty beyond reasonable doubt for the crime of plunder but acquitted him for the lesser crime of perjury.Winding up a six-year trial that the 70-year-old had repeatedly insisted was politically motivated, the anti-graft court ruled that Estrada was guilty of plundering billions of pesos in tobacco excise tax kickbacks and bribes and sentenced him to reclusion perpetua."Accordingly accused former president Joseph Estrada is hereby sentenced to suffer the penalty of reclusion perpetua and accessory penalties of civil interdiction during the period of sentence and perpetual absolute disqualification," the decision read.It added: "The period within accused former president Joseph Ejercito Estrada has been under detention shall be credited to him in full as long as he agrees voluntarily in writing to abide by the same disciplinary rules imposed upon convicted prisoners."The anti-graft court, however, a...
By: blogtech
ERAP. GUILTY! Special Feature
2007-09-12 10:56:00 For the Pro-Eraps: Visit Erap's siteIs Erap guilty or not? Let's look back: Where this all startedThe Company Erap KeepsErap's Trail of Mansions Copy of Erap's verdict from ABS-CBN siteOther news :ABS-CBN : Tears, approval from Calif. Pinoys on Erap's guilty ruleErap verdict draws mixed reaction from Filipino-AustraliansPhilippines-' Estrada guilty of plunder, gets lifePhilippines' Estrada Guilty of `Plunder,' Faces Life (Update4) (UPDATE 3) Estrada guilty of plunder; perjury rap dropped Want to be an ad critic?
Consulting a professional aromatherapist
2007-09-12 07:03:00 Aromatherapy is a holistic approach to healing hence the practitioner endeavors to build up a complete picture of the patient and his or her lifestyle, nature and family circumstances, as well as noting the symptoms which need to be treated. Depending upon the
Joseph "Erap" Estrada ws found Guilty of Plunder
2007-09-12 06:10:00 Joseph "Erap" Estrada was found guilty of plunder and sentenced to life imprisonmentAfter the he was found guilty of plunder and sentenced to life imprisonment by an anti-graft court, former president Joseph Estrada had this to say: "This court was created to convict me." The Sandiganbayan sentenced him to life imprisonment and forfeited $87 million worth of his assets, which the Sandiganbayan said he had gotten from commissions and kickbacks from the tobacco excise tax and illegal gambling. However Estrada?s son, Senator Jose ?Jinggoy? Estrada was acquitted of the same charge. JinggoyEstrada said that although he was thankful for his acquittal, he believed that the cases filed against him, his father and lawyer Eduardo Serapio was part of a ?grand scheme? to harass them by this regime, referring to the Arroyo government.Senator Estrada claimed that the Sandiganbayan decision was to ?legitimize? the government of President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo who succeeded his father after...
By: Real Pinoy
Erap guilty - and so?
2007-09-12 05:37:00 A lot of blogs will be posting about this today and tomorrow.. Former President Erap Estrada was guilty of plunder chargers but was innocent on perjury charges filed against him. SO WHAT? well.. the government will take SOME of his millions… but he still has billions.. he will still be detained in his residence in Tanay Rizal and ...
By: Buddy Blogs
Erap is Guilty of Plunder
2007-09-12 05:29:00 Former president Joseph Estrada is guilty beyond reasonable doubt for the crime of plunder and is sentenced to life imprisonment, the Sandiganbayan Special Division ruled Wednesday. At the same time, the anti-graft court found the former president’s son, Sen. Jose “Jinggoy” Estrada, and lawyer Edwardo Serapio innocent of plunder.
By: Starmometer
Why Erap will be convicted
2007-09-12 04:23:00 The verdict on former president Joseph Estrada?s plunder case will be decided by the court today. (Update: Estrada was found guilty beyond reasonable doubt and has been sentenced to life imprisonment.) My father?s Monday column reiterates the official consensus over the dining table at home: ?an acquittal is out of the question. I don?t think the... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
watching Erap watch
2007-09-12 02:22:00 Today marks another historic event. Its the day when the highest ranking public official of the land will be read his verdict.. that’s after 6 years of trial.. a usual process in this country. Who’s watching? i guess most of us are.. but who’s letting us watch? oh.. not the sandigan bayan. they don’t want a live ...
By: Buddy Blogs
TorreyPines Therapeutics Completes Phase I Multiple Dose Clinical Trial of
2007-09-11 12:19:00 TorreyPines Therapeutics, Inc. (NASDAQ:TPTX) today announced completion of its third Phase I clinical trial for NGX267, in clinical development for the treatment of cognitive impairment associated with schizophrenia (CIAS). The compound, a functionally selective muscarinic (M1) agonist, was found to be safe and well-tolerated when given orally to healthy… (more…) Share This
By: Technology Blog
Jinggoy: Erap to be convicted
2007-09-11 10:18:00 Philstar NewsBy Christina MendezTuesday, September 11, 2007Opposition Sen. Jinggoy Estrada said their family is ?expecting the worst? when the Sandiganbayan Special Division hands down its verdict tomorrow on the plunder and perjury charges against his father, former President Joseph Estrada.The senator said they have received reports that the former president will likely be found guilty of plunder.?We are prepared for whatever verdict the Sandiganbayan will come out with. But we are expecting the worst, because according to some reliable sources we have talked to and who have given us vital information, there is no way that my father can get an acquittal even though there is no evidence against him,? Jinggoy lamented.?That is very disappointing. I still believe that justice will prevail and that the Sandiganbayan will remain independent. And I hope that the Sandiganbayan will base their decision on the merits of the case,? he added.The elder Estrada himself is reportedly prepared f...
What patients need insulin therapy?
2007-09-11 04:14:00 Type 1 diabetes patients: Since the break is not producing insulin or insulin in the body can not meet the needs, but must be lifelong insulin injection treatment. If injection, it will name ketoacidosis, acute complications that could endanger lives. Type 2 diabetes patients: in the majority of patients to produce insulin, but the insulin can lower blood sugar normal play to the role, which only control diet, adequate exercise and oral hypoglycemic agents can be effective control of blood glucose, but in the following circumstances require insulin injections: Already the use of appropriate diet control and exercise therapy, and use of oral hypoglycemic agents treatment, but still ineffective; Then there are two cases, namely the treatment of oral hypoglycemic agents is not the beginning of effective control of blood sugar, called oral hypoglycemic agents primary failure; Second, oral hypoglycemic agents at the beginning of a the time (often years) no longer effective in controlling...
Tamoxifen Therapy Duration
2007-09-10 23:35:00 In the EBCTCG 1995 overview, the reduction in recurrence and mortality was greater in those studies that used tamoxifen for about 5 years than in those that used tamoxifen for a shorter period of therapy. In the NSABP B-14 trial, in which patients were randomized to tamoxifen 20 mg/day for 5 years vs. placebo and were ...
The Lover of the Seraphim
2007-09-10 23:11:00 I kissed one of the seraphim And now I sing this ode to him Though I forget his mighty name To me, you see, they’re all the same All angels are the same to me They love me wild and set me free But this one seraph stole my heart He’s well-schooled in seductive art He flew me to Mt. ...
Vacation Therapy
2007-09-10 09:01:00 My husband, son, and I spent a glorious two days in Santa Barbara, CA--although I took an entire week off from blogging.It's amazing how wonderful new vistas are for the soul. It's not only a beautiful beach community but our favorite motel, the Franciscan Inn, has a lovely little pool where I went swimming every day--which is a real tonic for me.We ate at wonderful restaurants, the Paradise Cafe (always a favorite with its oak wood grill giving the oh-so-fresh fish and vegetables a unique taste) and Arigato, which is the best sushi restaurant I've ever been to (and this is the third time we've eaten there).Our first evening, there was a terrific Farmer's Market on State Street, which is the main drag. Also, I shot some wonderful photographs at the Marina, and I went to Chaucer's Books, one of my very favorite bookstores.We also went to Elings Park, which has a very touching Veterans War Memorial, I bought a few photographic items (for my class) at Samy's Camera, and we shopp...
Conditions that may benefit from aromatherapy
2007-09-09 10:32:00 A wide range of conditions and disorders may benefit from aromatherapy and it is considered to be a gentle treatment suitable for all age groups. It is especially beneficial for long-term chronic conditions, and the use of essential oils is believed by therapists to prevent
Neat application and internal use for aromatherapy
2007-09-09 10:17:00 Generally, the application of undiluted essential oils directly to the skin should be avoided as many are highly irritant. However, there are one or two exceptions which have been safely applied to the skin undiluted for centuries. These include lemon oil, which can be applied
Toward safer gene therapy?
2007-09-09 09:40:00 From ZDnet: September 8th, 2007 Toward safer gene therapy? Posted by Roland Piquepaille @ 9:46 am Gene therapy has been used in more than 1,000 clinical trials during the last 20 years. But the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has never approved a single application. The reason is simple: the former trials were using viruses to deliver genes ...
How to become a certified hypnotherapist in 3 months
2007-09-08 18:20:00 Just interested in acquiring knowledge and understanding mind power? Are you a professional and would like to enhance your career opportunities? You can get hypnosis training and hypnotherapy for clinical, medical and forensic purposes at The Infinity Institute. You can become a certified hypnotherapist with only 3 months of intensive classroom instruction and this include ...
Aromatherapy- Know the Power of Fragrances
2007-09-08 01:21:00 Aromatherapy is an ancient art that has been used for thousands ofyears as an aid to physical and emotional well being. Aromatherapy andits use can be traced back as far as the ancient Egyptians, who tookadvantage of essential oils therapeutic powers. Aromatherapy has alsobeen used for a very long time in the Far East and China.Effects of AromatherapyAromatherapy is a branch of herbology and the study of "aromatherapy" may best be considered in these four areas of application:Aesthetic - the effects essential oils have on the beauty of skinand hair.Psycho - the effects aromas have on our moods and feeling; known as aromachology.Holistic - the integration of the divine into the body, mind, and spirit.Medical - the effects essential oils have in enhancing andmaintaining a state of homeostasis.Method of applicationAn essential oil is a liquid distilled from the leaves, stems,roots, flowers, or bark of a plant. Essential oils, which are used inAromatherapy, are very concentrated, and th...
Reducing inflammation plays as type 1 diabetes therapy
2007-09-07 05:45:00 BOSTON -- Scientists at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center (BIDMC) have observed that a triple combination treatment consisting of both tolerance-inducing and anti-inflammatory properties is successful in abolishing adverse autoimmunity against insulin-producing cells in a mouse model of Type 1 diabetes........
Pinkback 'Autumn of the Seraphs' Listening Party
2007-09-07 00:00:00 AOL Music is hosting an online listening party for Pinback's new album 'Autumn of the Seraphs', released Tuesday (September 4). Listen to the album in full |
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