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Fart
2008-06-10 22:15:00 I have been on a diet for a few weeks now and am feeling the benefits (I think). The trade off for eating so much fruit is the inevitable issue of excess wind production.
Fart
2008-06-10 17:15:00 I have been on a diet for a few weeks now and am feeling the benefits (I think). The trade off for eating so much fruit is the inevitable issue of excess wind production.
Fart joke and humor
2008-06-04 14:45:00 Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Jokes and humor category: Fart jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Fart Machine
2008-05-23 01:08:00 Fart Machine The Brand New Fart Machine has ?BoomBox? Technology, which allows more vibrant, natural sounding Farts! Embarrass your boss, friends, and family! Press the remote button and set off one of 15 different fart sounds! The gag works like this, simply hide the little speaker, then from up to 100 feet away, press the included ...
Really funny jokes-Silent Fart
2008-05-08 09:06:00 An old couple were sitting in church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her. She leaned across to her husband and whispered,"I've just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"He said,"I think you should get batteries for your hearing aid."
Permanent Brain Fart.
2008-05-07 17:04:00 Holy Jesus, is my brain failing. Something very weird is going on. I got home from work last night and tossed my leftovers from lunch into the fridge. When I went to go to bed, I couldn’t find the faceplate to my radio or my iPod. I frantically sent hubby out to my ...
Laughing until I fart
2008-05-06 22:52:00 © Mrs. Flinger 2008. I just got my first, er, fifty-first piece of hatemail. The IP of 71.63.41.222 writes, “Dear Mrs. Fliger. I’ve known you wanted to be just like Dooce for years but you couldn’t hide it any better? Your web designs suck and your coding is awful and now your stealing ideas from Dooce’s website. Pathetic. Get your own fonts.” Hang on… Hang on… :: PPPPFFTTTTT :: Sorry, I’m laughing… so.. incredibly.. hard.. right… now.. I fart when I laugh. Didn’t you know that? My closest friends know that. I figured I’ve told The Internet that at some point or other. Or maybe I should show you video evidence? So thank you, 71.63.41.222, for reminding me to not work so much on those sucky designs that I don’t take the time to share ass-gas with The Internet. Thank you. P.S. Your is possessive. You’re is a contraction of YOU and ARE. Please take notes. P.P.S. I&...
By: Mrs. Flinger
Why Girls Don't Fart
2008-04-26 21:51:00 See more funny videos at CollegeHumorContinue: Tribute To Farts
May I fart in your mouth?
2008-04-25 19:10:00 Significa “Posso scorreggiarti in bocca?” ed è un giochino (intuibile dal titolo) che impazza per le strade di Hollywood, dove la concentrazione di fulminati è troppo superiore alla media.
Did Neetu Chandra fart?
2008-04-18 21:50:00 Yeah..we know you are feasting your eyes there but look at the way Neetu Chandra has shifted her thighs, her face registers a satisfied sigh as if she has released some err..... funky methane., well what do you expect at a party with a heavy dinner...Shayad Garam masala zyada ho gaya??
Warning: Fart-Fun!
2008-04-17 19:08:00 My daughter is sick and she´s been crying a lot throughout the day. I have ton of work to do as holidays are coming up. But as she wasn´t feeling well I had to keep the kids home today and really didn´t get any work done. So I sat with the laptop on the sofa next to her and could at least do some online stuff.I saw a link at The Presurfer to a really stupid site: The Ultimate Fart Soundboard. It really cheered her up. My kids and I were laughing until tears came out of our eyes.
A New Blog for the Fart Blossom Reading List
2008-02-29 10:15:00 This guy is absolutely fucking brilliant. Period. I’ll be checking his blog daily from now on. (Special thanks to Red at Dr. Pepper Is Good for the Soul for finding this!) Kisses, Maxine
Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning
2008-02-28 22:26:00 Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning. Whoever denies supplies it? Clinton covers up fart but she can not cover up the face of the innocent boy behind her. Like the little boy in the tree, in the story of the emperor and his new clothes, there was only one to speak to truth as Hillary let go of something she has been holding onto since Iowa. The Clinton camp was quick to silence then noise and attempted to attribute the smell to global warming. Al Gore would not comment.
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning
2008-02-28 22:26:00 Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning. Whoever denies supplies it? Clinton covers up fart but she can not cover up the face of the innocent boy behind her. Like the little boy in the tree, in the story of the emperor and his new clothes, there was only one to speak to truth as Hillary let go of something she has been holding onto since Iowa. The Clinton camp was quick to silence then noise and attempted to attribute the smell to global warming. Al Gore would not comment.
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning
2008-02-28 20:57:00 Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning. Whoever denies supplies it? Clinton covers up fart but she can not cover up the face of the innocent boy behind her. Like the little boy in the tree, in the story of the emperor and his new clothes, there was only one to speak to truth as Hillary let go of something she has been holding onto since Iowa. The Clinton camp was quick to silence then noise and attempted to attribute the smell to global warming. Al Gore would not comment.
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning
2008-02-28 20:57:00 Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning. Whoever denies supplies it? Clinton covers up fart but she can not cover up the face of the innocent boy behind her. Like the little boy in the tree, in the story of the emperor and his new clothes, there was only one to speak to truth as Hillary let go of something she has been holding onto since Iowa. The Clinton camp was quick to silence then noise and attempted to attribute the smell to global warming. Al Gore would not comment.
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Daily Linkage - Why Girls Don?t Fart, Megan Fox And Harry Caray Drank 73K B
2008-02-23 00:00:00 Holy Taco - It Takes 100 Gallons of Beer To Toast Harry Caray Double Viking - Sara Varone Has Next Level Boobs Wallstreet Fighter - Protecting Your Assets By Gene Simmons College Humor - Why Girls Don’t Fart on 205th - Megan Fox something… something… boobs CO-ED Magazine - Anticipated Movies of 2009 Mac Gs World - “Are You Nursing” Hottest ...
Great Invention Idea? Cow Fart Monitor & More Bad News About Cows
2008-02-22 16:00:00 Cow Gas Meter As many of you know, cow gas, or bovine flatulence (farts) and eructation (burps), is suspect when determining the factors that contribute to global warming. Why? The reason is simple: cow gas emits methane gas and according to environmentalists like EarthSave, methane is by far the most important non-CO2 greenhouse gas floating around the atmosphere and threatening the ozone layer. read more »Tech-norati Tags: Business Eco Friendly Environment Food Fun Funny Gadgets Health History Invention Inventor Life Miscellaneous Nature News Outdoors Patent Pets Products Science Technology Wacky Array
Learn about Fart Etiquette in Gym Before You Fart While Working Out
2008-02-20 17:20:00 Today, a fellow gym member was doing crunches on the bench. Suddenly, he released a loud thunderbolt of fart. Everyone else walked away, but because I was doing bench press, I could not get up fast enough. The man looked at me and smiled. I told him, “Bro, I have to hold my ...
By: Mun Fitness Blog
For Those Fart Blossoms Who Aren?t Economists?
2008-02-20 13:50:00 Hello, my Fart Blossoms. Are you left scratching your weaves over the credit crunch, trying to figure out just what in the fuck happened? Don’t feel bad - just about everyone is. But don’t worry, ya’ll. Ask, and Maxine shall make sure that ya’ll receive. Some enterprising soul has creating a PowerPoint presentation to explain ...
Fascinating Fart Facts
2008-02-19 12:52:00 Wafting Through Great Moments of Wind A Hearty Honk On average, a man with a healthy diet lets out about a quart of gas every day, divided between 10 to 15 farts. (Mayor McCheese, on the other hand, can probably blow down White Castle with his sesame-seed buns.) Ladies, Please Women fart slightly less than men, approximately eight or nine times every day, but their gas is more concentrated. (
By: Curious? Read
Fart
2008-02-19 07:20:00 There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly.The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says"Excuse me, you just farted before my wife."The drunk replies, "I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."Subscribe to FUN PEN by EmailSubscribe to FUN PEN by Email
By: FUNPEN
Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning
2008-02-18 14:36:00 Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning. Whoever denies supplies it? Clinton covers up fart but she can not cover up the face of the innocent boy behind her. Like the little boy in the tree, in the story of the emperor and his new clothes, there was only one to speak to truth as Hillary let go of something she has been holding onto since Iowa. The Clinton camp was quick to silence then noise and attempted to attribute the smell to global warming. Al Gore would not comment.
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning
2008-02-18 14:36:00 Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning. Whoever denies supplies it? Clinton covers up fart but she can not cover up the face of the innocent boy behind her. Like the little boy in the tree, in the story of the emperor and his new clothes, there was only one to speak to truth as Hillary let go of something she has been holding onto since Iowa. The Clinton camp was quick to silence then noise and attempted to attribute the smell to global warming. Al Gore would not comment.
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Did King Phillip fart?
2008-02-14 10:47:00 Did King Phillip fart? Or was it the Queen?Look at the Queen's face!source--http://jokesrfunny-.blogspot.comhttp://niceweight.-blogspot.comhttp://bollyjolly.b-logspot.comhttp://vcarinsurance-.blogspot.comJoin Yahoo Group:- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/b-ollyjolly/joinPosted By http://bollyjolly.blogspot.com-
Romantic horse fart - Bud
2008-02-08 18:02:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TPRoMzawgps Note: There is a rating embedded within this post, please visit this post to rate it.
Fart Alert Button
2008-02-06 05:36:00 Fart Alert Button Be the hero with this Fart Alert Button! When someone lets one go, you probably won’t want to open your mouth and sound the alert, instead just give this button a quick press and let everyone know they have to run! Smells like… smells like… someone’s farted!! Press alert and flee! Just press ... SHARETHIS.addEntry( { title: "Fart Alert Button", url: "http://www.gadgets-club.com/fa-rt-alert-button/" } );
Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning
2008-02-05 11:18:00 Hillary Clinton Denies Fart While Campaigning. Whoever denies supplies it? Clinton covers up fart but she can not cover up the face of the innocent boy behind her. Like the little boy in the tree, in the story of the emperor and his new clothes, there was only one to speak to truth as Hillary let go of something she has been holding onto since Iowa. The Clinton camp was quick to silence then noise and attempted to attribute the smell to global warming. Al Gore would not comment.
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Did King Phillip Fart?
2008-02-02 13:01:00 Did King Phillip fart? Or was it the Queen?Look at the Queen's face!source
Fart Chart
2008-01-29 18:17:00 AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart AMIABLE : Likes to smell others’ farts ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private  AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times BEWILDERED : Can’t tell his own fart from others BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others CARELESS : Farts in church CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can’t tell which way to go CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eatingDAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife’s headDISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn’t smell DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of yo...
By: pigassus.com
Eva Mendes and Cameron Diaz had a fart-belch off
2008-01-29 07:42:00 Eva Mendes has revealed she had a … bodily gas competition with friend Cameron Diaz. Eva travelled to Nepal with Cameron while filming the now-defunct MTV travel-documentary series Trippin’ and the two women got competitive while living in close quarters. Eva explained recently: “Cameron is a big old belcher, but I can’t belch.” “One night I had a heavy dinner, so I combated her belching with something I could do.” “We were in side-by-side beds, so it was her disgusting bodily function versus mine.” “It was an Eva-Cameron fart-belch off.”
By: The Cameron Diaz
Baby Scared of Fart
2008-01-26 17:57:00 Certainly Babies learning more quickly than others. And they have to learn about new things every day on every moment. They amazed with new things as quickly as they frightening. Some of those discoveries can be fun others can be frightening. Like first time time you hear your dad rip a fart a foot from your head. And later they are looking for your love and sympathy.
[Video] Fart Man
2008-01-22 05:29:00 Added: 2008-01-21 18:49:35 Howard stern may have to step down, this guy is pretty impressive.
[Video] Fart Man
2008-01-22 05:29:00 Added: 2008-01-21 18:49:35 Howard stern may have to step down, this guy is pretty impressive.
Special Message for the Fart Blossoms
2008-01-17 16:10:00 Today and possibly tomorrow - and maybe even the weekend - are going to be busy here at the House of Ill Repute, so check in CONSTANTLY for updates. I’ve got a manic stage coming, so I’ll channel some of that energy here. None of it will make any sense, and I’ll probably sound like Miss ...
Video: Fire Fart!
2007-12-31 23:09:00 And at the end he looks so proud of himself, like he just climbed Everest or something….
By: Yotupe
MY SISTER HAS LEARNED TO FART LIKE ME
2007-12-10 14:59:00 I hardly fart. But when I do, whoaaaaaaaa, it can be explosive! My most memorable farts: 1) Suffering from a bad tummy ache, I have that kind of farts that you know it is gonna smells damn badly. So, I went to my sister’s room and lie by her side, pretending to have a heart-to-heart talk. When the fart acumulated, I farted and run away! Leaving her screaming in her room. No, it did not end there. Knowing that she will not let me enter her room again, I waited patiently till the fart disseminated. And, I tip-toped to my living room, farted and hurried back to my room. Then I started screaming “Nana! Come to my room quickly! Faster faster I got something to show you.” (Note: My sister’s room and my room is separated by the living room. So she will definitely have to walk through the living room.) LOL. She was screaming when she was in the living room! My notorious fart filled the living room!! Whahahahahahaha… 2) Which happened very recently. I was havin...
toy art, toy fart
2007-12-07 00:00:00 vou ser sincero: em geral acho ToyArt um lance meio picareta, refúgio na maioria dos casos pra ilustrador que não sabe ilustrar muito bem ou não tem paciência pra nada. tudo bem, vai, os caras têm direito de ganhar dinheiro de outras formas que não ilustrações no papel. é que ...
By: Hector Lima
Marriage Joke: Monster Fart
2007-12-05 10:14:00 Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself "She?ll never go for me carrying on like that," so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans, and shortly after that they got married.A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him.Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had three extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he "putt-putted". He "putted", down one hill and "putted up" the next. By the time he arrived ho...
Fart Contest in bed
2007-12-04 22:35:00 You need to a flashplayer enabled browser to view this YouTube video
girls don't ever fart,
2007-12-03 00:00:00 Since girls don't ever fart, the young lady in this song parody has to hold it in while she's on a date, at work, even in a movie theater Added by: russellTags: jollycam, comedy video website Date: 2007-12-01
By: Jolly Cam
Fart Offsets
2007-11-26 23:26:00 Written in correlation with Thoughts on Global Warming, Thoughts on the World, and The Statistics Monster.Humanity is facing quite a serious epidemic: farts. Humanity?s gaseous eating habits are causing methane and CO2 to be released into the atmosphere. Your buttocks are like factories wearing pants.The average human farts 12-18 times a day. That means, every day, the average human produces 45 milliliters of CO2 and 35 milliliters of methane. Methane, by the way, is 25 times as potent of a greenhouse gas as CO2.That is a lot of gas. Therefore, my friends, I have come up with a solution to our flatulence-epidemic.Every time one farts, one must turn off one lightbulb for thirty seconds to offset the greenhouse gases produced by one?s anus.Simple as that. We don?t even need oversight or regulation. Just keep track for yourself, like the guy in the picture.
Your Best FART Story
2007-11-23 22:55:00 Ok, now we can all pretend to be high brow and distinguished, but the fact remains?no matter how old you get, a well timed, unpredictable PUBLIC fart is funny. Among complete strangers? Even funnier. Among very distinguished strangers or at a professional setting? Bloody hilarious. So based on an impromptu fart anecdote in one of the recen6 Zoom(s)
Does Dubya Fart? Presidential Wind Series...
2007-11-21 06:53:00 Scene – In the KitchenLaura Bush in green room getting ready to go on. Boozing, smoking, maybe some dip. Drunk. Tearing off sheets of her own tp.L – How do I look? Goddamn, whose genius idear wuz this? I need another drink. You know I hate these things. Whad are dey going wanna to talk about. [high voice] Oh Laura this. Oh Laura that. What’s my favorite book? Do I miss teaching? Jesus Christ. Hurry up with that drink boy. I sure as hell ain’t going out there dry.W – [rushes over with another drink] Here you go Mrs. Bush. Please try to relax. Do you want another xanax?L – [mimicking] No I don’t want another xanax. But you tell that producer I want an ashtray out there. I’m sick of hiding it. I’m one smoking broad!W – I really don’t think…. The President was very specific…L – Shut it. [pause]L – You think I could drop a button or two on this blouse? [starts to fumble with buttons]W – [mildly alarmed] No, no Mrs. Bush. I recomme...
By: NO Exit...
the fart of materialism
2007-11-21 00:00:00 i have a new end-of-the-year goal. i want the starbucks 2008 planner. 1 sticker down. 23 more to go. i have a purpose in life again. heehee :P *** am now consigning some of my stuff at F*ART (Fashion Art) at K-D cor, K1st Kamuning, QC. funky store for the artsy-fartsy.
The sound of a poets fart
2007-11-17 06:17:00 firoze shakir photographerno1 posted a photo: photo coourtesy www.marcusplanet.com/images/sam-son%20CD2.gif The sound of a poets fart Reverberating on the cyber net A bombastic thunder That breaks many a readers hearts Yes a poem as directly diversionary Dehydrated dart A prostitute dressed as My Fair Lady Saying her profession is nothing but art The pimp pompously turned pedant As creativity sense of purpose Says its time to depart Buy and read recycled poems From the peanut vendor Why search for it on Top 500 poems On Poem hunter celebrity chart Yes the citadels of poetry Stupid strengthy blind poet Samson With his own hands Is tearing it apart Love Poetry Hate Racism
Audio: Beantown host regrets ripping a brain fart
2007-11-17 00:00:00 Michele McPhee, the Boston Herald columnist and radio host who caught heat this week for implying gay men are into little boys, offered up an apology on this morning's broadcast. The good folks at GLAAD have generously provided us with...
By: Good As You
Funny Bunny Fart
2007-11-15 19:13:00 var VE_api = VE_getPlayerAPI("1.2"); var myMoviePath = "http://selfserve1.download.vid-eoegg.com/gid368/cid1173/ZR/FU/-1195149861Qit2gDcKvmQe6zeg602p"-; VE_api.embedPlayer(myMoviePath,- 425, 350, false, "", "", false, "", ""); Hey… it’s REAL bunny. No Fake and Not mascot! bunny, fart, funny, rabbit, video
By: Mess Video
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