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It ain’t over ’till Marilyn Monroe farts
2008-05-26 16:55:00 Is dit zó fout dat het weer goed wordt? Nah… Copy: Antifom. The anti-gas that helps. Via
By: Buzzing Bees
Funny Robot that farts?
2008-05-23 09:47:00 Download latest version of Flash to view video!. Click Here to View in Full Screen Mode Here’s a funny robot that farts… via uniquedaily Consumer, Cool, Entertainment, farts, Funny, Robots, Robots, technology, Video
Cow Farts Cause More Global Warming Than Humans?
2008-05-12 04:54:00 The latest rightwing crap.I was on a rightwing blog a couple of years ago and decided to ask how many believed in global warming. The vast majority did not. A few said it was happening, but it was natural. One or two said it was happening, but no one knew what was causing it, and we needed to study it more.This blog has unfortunately become infested lately with some young White male 20-something reactionary-to-libertarian trolls who are lurking in the comments section.It's quite simple to be a libertarian when you are young, dumb and full of cum. I voted Libertarian at age 22. I'd never do it again, but that's how you learn. People that age just haven't been fucked hard enough and enough times by life yet. By the time we are 40, most of us have had about a million horrible things happen to us, and narcissism is on sharp decline. That's why age and wisdom are traditionally synonymous.They're causing a lot of dissension, but echo chambers are boring. Comments rules forbid me f...
By: Robert Lindsay
A Tribute To Farts
2008-04-11 01:44:00 PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!!!!Fa-rt is an English language vulgarism most commonly used in reference to flatulence. The word "fart" is generally considered unsuitable in a formal environment by modern English speakers, and it may be considered vulgar or offensive in some situations. Fart can be used as a noun or a verb.[1] The immediate roots are in the Middle English words "ferten", or "farten"; which is akin to the Old High German word "ferzan" meaning 'to break wind'. Other roots lie in old Norse, Greek and Sanskrit. The word "fart" has been incorporated into the colloquial and technical speech of a number of occupations, including computing. Fart is sometimes used as a nonspecific derogatory epithet, often to refer to 'an irritating or foolish person', and potentially an elderly person, described as an 'old fart'. This may be taken as an insult when used in the second or third person, but can potentially be a term of endearment, or an example of self deprecatory humour when ...
Take-Two Interactive laughs and farts in the general direction of EA
2008-03-26 15:21:00 Not too long ago EA offered to buy Take-Two Interactive. Take-Two is well known as the publisher of some of the most popular and controversial games to be found for console and PC gaming systems. Take-Two is the publisher behind the Grand Theft Auto series, Bioshock, and Manhunt. EA offered to buy Take-Two Interactive for a ...
By: SlipperyBrick
Ryan's smart Totally Brain-Farts
2008-03-13 00:00:00 By John Coyle Editor Ryan was stoked to get a new smart, and even accepted a different color scheme than he originally picked to get his hands on one sooner. And of course, everyone fawned over it the first day...
By: CarDomain Blog
Brain Farts #25
2008-03-11 17:36:00 Stole this one from Cowgal cuz it looked fun. 1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, as what or whom would you go? A devil, cuz I still have my devil ears headband from Halloween and I have no imagination when it comes to costumes. 2. What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? ...
5 Shopping Brain Farts
2008-02-21 00:42:00 To quote the great Homer Simpson, “How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?” I have done some pretty stupid things over the course of my life. Some call them mental lapses, I call them brain farts! They often happen to me when I am shopping or buying something for some reason. ...
Gas Farts...or How I Came to Love Flickr Stats
2008-02-13 09:03:00 It is really interesting to see how people get directed to your web page, blog, flickr page etc... I was going through the new Flickr Stats for my page and noticed that Yahoo Search has directed a number of people my way. So I kept clicking and saw that one of the search terms which directed people to my site was "gas farts" so I had to follow that lead and clicked that link. The results? Nothing more than Carson playing with a compressed air duster in my office. AMAZING! Right at the top...This really ranks up there with people getting directed to my blog by searching for Seth Dee and Urine Therapy. Totally Awesome. I love the internets and the strange things people search for on the internets. God Bless Gas Farts and Flickr Stats.
How to light a candle with your fire farts
2008-02-06 10:36:00 Now there is a talent you can market. via Vincent Chow
By: about:blank
Kangaroo farts could fight global warming
2007-12-20 04:30:00 [From: The Courier-Mail ] Kangaroo farts could fight global warming AUSTRALIAN scientists are trying to give kangaroo-style stomachs to cattle and sheep in a bid to cut the emission of greenhouse gases blamed for global warming. Thanks to special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroos’ flatulence contains no methane and scientists want to transfer that bacteria to cattle ...
By: News for Greens
The environment has a chance : Kangaroo farts
2007-12-10 20:01:00 (As seen on metro.co.uk )According to scientists, the environment has another chance with kangaroo's gas emitions.Studies show that their farts are fighting global warming. Thanks to a special bacteria in their stomachs, kangaroos do not emit harmful methane gas when they let off a stinker. Australian scientists are now planning to transfer that bacteria into cows and sheep to make their flatulence eco-friendly.
By: e LauGhs
Save the planet - Eat a kangaroo (their farts are green).
2007-12-06 19:06:00 Skippy could come to the rescue once again. Only this time old Skip could save the entire planet. Scientists have discovered that Kangaroo flatulence does not contain the greenhouse gas Methane. It's all down to the bacteria living in the Kangaroo's stomach, and scientists are trying to find a way to transfer the bacteria to cattle and sheep. Another plus point is that the bacteria is also 15% more efficient at digesting food, which would mean a reduction in feed costs.It could take several years to develop a method of transferring the bacteria, so in the meantime scientists are recommending eating less beef and lamb in favour of good old Skippy. Peter Ampt of the University of New South Wales's institute of environmental studies said: "It's low in fat, it's got high protein levels it's very clean in the sense that basically it's the ultimate free range animal. "It doesn't get drenched, it doesn't get vaccinated, it utilises food right across the landscape, it moves around ...
By: Daily Referendum
Hillary Farts During Debate
2007-12-03 13:00:00 Hillary farts during a debate, and the crowd goes silent.
By: Haftu Resourcess
Dimwit Chelsea fans, Fat FA Farts, And Wigan Preview.
2007-11-23 14:15:00 I had no idea that I had touched a raw nerve, when I castigated the Chelsea faithful for the lack of contribution to the cause during the humiliating defeat by Croatia at Wembley yesterday in my article entitiled I blame Chelsea for England defeat. There was much banter ...
Fireworks Ban Supported By Old Farts
2007-11-16 10:42:00 The young nation of New Zealand loses all civil liberties; starting with the 3rd ammendment - The right to explode bits of cardboard with gunpowder i1 Vote(s)
By: JeQQ it
Colin & Fred - Episode 99 - Mixed Marital Farts
2007-11-11 21:00:00 **VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED**. Welcome to Colin and Fred. This episode talks about MMA. well, UFC really and it coming to UK in Jan.
Julianne Hough Farts Live On DWTS (Video)
2007-10-31 02:08:00 Julianne Hough Farts Live On DWTS Dancing With The Stars has really turned out to be quite the entertaining show, but not for the reasons intended. Last week Marie Osmond fainted, and this week Julianne Hough farted after receiving her scores. The video is very funny. Although she was surly embarrassed, she laughed it off. You ...
By: Right Celebrity
Bizarre Pig Gas Lighter Snorts Flames and Farts Inversely
2007-10-25 04:36:00 As far as lighters go this pig styled gas lighter is one of the oddest we?ve come across here at TFTS ? still, if getting a light from a swine is something that appeals to you I suppose that this particular gadget will prove rather more productive than venturing to your local farmers field in a bid to locate descendants of the fabled fire breathing dragon pig.
Saving The World: Black Pixels and Termite Farts
2007-10-14 20:23:00 Tomorrow, Oct 15, is Blog Action Day and tens of thousands of bloggers like me have each committed to writing an article about the environment. BrooklynRowHouse is about old home renovation and improvement so this topic is a low, slow ball over the plate for people like me. (Do you like how I worked in a baseball metaphor during playoff season? I actually couldn't care less about baseball but this will be a long article and I need to use whatever cheap literary devices I can to hold your interest because there are thousands of bloggers out there who write better than me and we're all writing about the same thing.) I think a lot of us old house shut-ins are going to contribute something along the lines of this: If you're thinking about downsizing from the SUV parked in your garage, consider what's possibly parked in your utility room: a 30 year-old, low-efficiency heating system and a 20-year old water heater. Unlike your gas guzzler, your heating system is cranking 24/7 ...
Dross, bogies and a few farts
2007-09-27 01:51:00 I've been fairly busy farting around so far. The video idea has gone well, 48 seconds of blurry underwater scenes with barely audible sound to share on youtube has got me poking around old haunts again and taking photos from motorway bridges. I've got to do something with all this dead time on my own. No work this week (not a bad thing) but the boiler is now officially dead (prayers were said earlier) and my next prayers were for the new one to be in by the weekend. It was old (when I bought it as well) though.I'm still working on bending forks having had an official online tutorial, no luck yet but now I somehow believe I can. Tomorrow is free plus a possible visitor in the evening. I have a list of little errands to do, none urgent but all useful and keep me busy. At least I've managed to take someone with me a couple of times recently as for a few years now I've done most of these trips alone. I think everyone knows a few people who always fart in the car and at least the cu...
Lighting my Farts
2007-09-11 12:41:00 Over the last couple of days i have learned the art of getting a lighter and igniting my farts. Its so hard to take this seriously…. So far i’ve tryed it 3 time all time my fart has successfully ignited, it it the most funnyest thing i’ve seen in ages!. i was literaly pissing myself when ...
By: PureWire
Johnny Farts
2007-08-24 16:11:00 The teacher walks into the room and says… “OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence.” Little Susie stands up and say “The sky is DEFINITLY blue.” The teacher says; “Not necessarily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try.” Little Johnny is in the back ...
By: Funny Junk
Girl.. Farts In A Gym
2007-08-21 20:56:00 There is nothing funnier then a girl (some said shes hot.. not into that type though so cant say that really) farting. So, here you go (Either JavaScript is not active or you are using an old version of Adobe Flash Player. Please install the newest Flash Player.)
How to make your farts smell great!
2007-07-01 15:37:00 Simple. By using Glade PlugUps! Your solution to nasty, smelly farts.Source: YoutubeTechnorati Tags: fart glade youtube
By: Fun Distraction
Funny Yoga Girl Farts
2007-05-05 07:21:00 http://video.google.com/videopl-ay?docid=-8299693876788946807 Mistakes can be occurred anytime, even on LIVE TV show (but.. who fart?) funny fart, funny tv show, yoga fart
By: Mess Video
Totally Lowbrow Humor: Different Types of Farts
2007-05-02 06:00:00 I found this article the other day while checking out college humor. Check out some of my favorite Different Types of Farts: The Fat Girl Fart: Usually accidental and embarrassing, the FGF is nonetheless incredibly foul and hilarious. One of the few phenomena in the world that can actually make a fat girl less attractive. Sounds ...
Squirrel farts save the day!
2007-04-04 01:08:00 A forest fire burns out of control, but can a gassy squirrel save the day?
By: Slackmosphere
Pill created to stop cow farts...still no cure for cancer
2007-03-21 01:54:00 German scientists have developed a pill that stops cattle breaking wind. Methane emissions from cattle are responsible for 4% of harmful greenhouse gas emissions, and any reduction would be a major contribution to reducing global warming. Scientists at the University of Hohenheim in Germany say they have now tested a pill which in combination with a special diet and strict feeding times should make cattle less harmful to the climate. The pill, which is still being tested, breaks down the methane in the cows' stomachs, and also has health benefits for the cattle. Winfried Drocher, head of the faculty for animal nutrition at the university, said: "It will make this energy available for the cows' metabolism. The cattle can use the methane to produce glucose instead of just passing it out and it will enable them to produce more milk." The only problem at the moment is that the pill is about the size of a fist, which is hard to persuade the cows to swallow. "It needs ...
By: Gooseys Gabbings
Breastpump Farts
2007-03-17 19:31:00 I'm a WOHM. I like being a WOHM. But I don't like my breastpump. Ugh. At least twice a day, I put a curtain up around my cubicle, undress, attach the parts to my breasts and turn on the pump. Whoosh. Whoosh. Whoosh. Yeah, like my coworkers need to hear that. But, I'm not about to go to the bathroom to do it. That would be worse - not only is it unclean but subject to many more people walking in to hear the whoosh whoosh of my lovely breastpump. The worst part? Not the whoosh whoosh-ing. It's when I happen to move the wrong way and my pump farts. Those of you who've used a breastpump know what I'm talking about. It sounds just like a loud fratboy fart. Nicholas heard it once when I was pumping at home (Elise was with Gavin for the day.) and he couldn't stop laughing. "Make that sound again, Mom!" But I digress. My poor coworkers not only need to put up with the whoosh whoosing, having to tell people to come and see me, "Oh sorry. Shauna's using her pump," ...
A night of berry dog farts
2007-02-22 17:22:01 I usually take a bottle of flavored carbonated water to class with me each night. I like to take the 1 liter bottles because they are a little bigger then those small 16oz bottles. Plus the 1 liter bottle gets me through the whole three hour class. But tonight I only had 16oz bottles so I grabbed one on the way out the door. As I was speeding down the interstate on my way to school I thought of another reason why I prefer the 1 liter bottles. They fit in to my cup holder better. The 16oz bottle kept falling out and rolling under the gas pedal. It was really ticking me off. I was a few minutes late so I grabbed my backpack and my purse and my bottle of water and sprinted to class. I walked in the classroom, did a quick sweep of the room until I found a seat and then plopped my butt in the chair. After a few minutes I was thirsty. I picked up my bottle, twisted the top off and then…. …the bottle exploded all over me. I guess all that tumbling in the car built up some press...
By: The Bean Blog
Cassette Tapes are Good for Recording Your Farts
2007-01-30 09:49:01 After reading Oz?s article on the demise of the Compact Disc, it evoked memories of the almighty Cassette Tape and made me wonder if anyone was still purchasing them. After doing a quick search on Google, I found some really weird stuff (Like this http://www.sweetthunder.org/tap-es/index.html). But most interesting were the cassette tape sales statistics. I couldn?t find any US stats, but I did find that cassette sales in the UK decreased from 83 million in 1989 to around 900,000 in 2004. That?s a 98.9% decrease over 15 years. But even more shocking is the fact that 88 million cassettes are still sold in Turkey annually. The streets of Istanbul are echoing with the sweet sounds of Steve Miller Band as we speak. Do you think if you showed someone in Turkey what an iPod was they would erect a large statue in your likeness immediately or wait a few days? And 80 million cassettes are sold per year in India. I wonder if they?ve discovered fire over there yet. I had some INCREDIBLE mix tap...
Farts...
2006-09-23 14:15:01 It´s for WIMPS to fart in the subway and try to dissimulate... a TRUE MAN stands straight and says: "Here i am!, i have farted and the first one that looks at me with ugly face will be ass kicked because he offends my mother´s raviolis!
By: It´s for WIMPS!
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