It’s a fucking game
2009-10-25 00:15:00 After two weeks of practice and a few rain delays, game day is finally here. The sun is playing peek-a-boo behind just a few clouds in an otherwise clear and bright blue sky. An autumn breeze doesn’t lower the temperature too much, still in the high 80s, but I sit in the shade and feel comfortable. ...
Seven former CIA heads are better than one
2009-09-21 03:16:00 Amidst accusations that the CIA brutalized, tortured and mistreated terror suspects in its custody, count them, seven former CIA chiefs have come out to try and stop US Attorney General Eric Holder’s attempt to probe these accusations. Former CIA head, William Webster who served from 1987 to 1991, stated, “do you know who you are fucking ...
By: Turd on a Stick
all those hookers in their fucking car; 12-stepping hippies hanging out at
2009-07-28 15:49:00 Okay, so I know that I don’t typically write about anything too personal here, Internet, and generally that’s because it’s none of your goddamned business. Go out and get a life of your own. But I had a very sad devastating thing happen to me recently, the kind of thing that turns your life upside down. So I thought I’d open myself up and share it with you, and let you comfort me in my time of need. Be my rock, Internet. Okay. Here goes: I was flying to New York last week, and when I checked in, I found out I wasn’t going to be upgraded to First Class. [note: brief pause to let it sink in.] I know! I had to sit in an uncomfortably tiny little seat with no free meal and no free beer and no free hand job (that’s why they close the little curtain, you know, so you don’t see the wealthy getting the free hand jobs). And the worst part about it is I had to endure these inhumane conditions while sitting next to stupid poor people! The h...
Driving You Out of Your Wretched Fucking Mind
2009-05-23 02:44:00 Image: Shaman by ~WildforgeEssay by Frank Joseph Smecker5/20/09?The seer, man of many faces,Clown and fool and wise man,Relates to us in punsThe spaces between the worlds.?-Brooke Medicine EagleThe shaman is one who perceives a reality that is beyond the social construct and beyond the physical. S/he has transcended the physical realm of the societal order and has experienced the numinous world of the spirits and gods, and after which, the shaman returns to the community as an interface between worlds for his/her people. The shaman is a healer in the sense that s/he recognizes the arbitrary split between the societal order and the otherworldly context that enmeshes all life, and with this experience the shaman shares his/her insight with the people, taking them out of themselves and offering them a change in perspective. S/He reminds his/her people of the ?inter-categorical anomalies; he [sic] makes them forget their carefully tended divisions? (Schmidt, 71), if only for a little wh...
Episode 110: Certified Fucking Morons: A Rant
2008-11-25 15:43:00 Guys, this is just me blowing off steam. I'm not here to whine about some moron on the internet but rather just show those who choose to read that there are people out there with certifications, plenty of arrogance to accompany it, no common sense and, the worst part...these are the people that are held in high esteem in our society.An elist about corrections sent out an email marked "Interesting Article." In light of what's been going on in Texas, I thought it to be a more detailed article about that situation but was only slightly disappointed to find that the USA Today online article was from a year ago.From the onset, the article posed the question "Should Kids Go To Court In Chains?"(Full Article for those interested, comments welcome: http://www.usatoday.com/news/na-tion/2007-06-17- shackles_ N.htm)I sat there reading the opening which already made me laugh.Excerpt from opening: Malyra Perez is 14, and yes, her mother says, she is troublesome. Malyra runs away and goes to sc...
WHY DO MY FUCKING POSTS KEEP DISAPPEARING???
2008-10-25 15:10:00 I can't find any e-mail for blogger support, and individual posts I 've made keep fucking disappearing!!!!! ARgg!!!!!! Does any reader have any idea why, or who I could contact about it?? My top 10 songs of the '80s posts is gone, without any explanation!! And I don't keep back ups of this stupid blog.I am so fucking aggravated.
By: Berkeley Place
Britney Spears is Fucking Back!
2008-10-08 07:24:00 -drool-no, seriously, droooool! Kiss the Bitch
By: Portable Bitch
Tanline hottie Alena from Brazil anal fucking
2008-09-24 15:19:00 Alena met us on the beach. She is one of those sexy types who can make even a beautiful day in Brazil a little brighter and more sunny. Between her smile and her delectable body she really is something. We got her home and oiled her lovely ass and legs do..
Fucking Village in Australia
2008-09-18 13:15:00 This is a small village in Austria with a very strange name. I'm not going to tell you what it is, you'll see it on the photos. Can you imagine what's to say I'm a fucking resident? lolMY HUB... Visit http://jokesrfunny.blogspot.com- for more....
Schoolgirls Alex Dupuis and Ashli Orion threesome fucking
2008-08-03 12:38:00 Alex Dupuis and Ashli Orion are trouble-makers. They were caught copying each other’s term papers and ran out of excuses. They may have study buddies before but they’ll have to become the dean’s fuck buddies to make the grade!
Jeremy Shockey is the fucking man and a complete douche at the same time
2008-07-27 07:21:00 I had a man crush on Jeremy Shockey forever. He is awesome and fearless. I never agreed with how Shockey was used after his first season. He never got the ball often enough. He was our big play guy and we used him to block all the time. So 5 years go by and Shockey makes a few plays, drops a few balls, pancakes a few fat guys and hes not happy. He wants more but wait! Shockey gets hurt and doesn't goto the superbowl. This means many things. Shockeys haze is now lifted off Eli Manning. Eli can now throw the ball without shockey being a completely douche every play bitching about the ball. But as douchey as shockey is I love him. He will be amazing on the Saints I am sure. I salute you Douchey. High five for being mad sweet and a douche at the same time.Azure thinks:
Ed?s Furry Fucking guide to Metal
2008-07-22 18:27:00 This shit is so funny that you will shit your pants over and over again.
By: Rock Hospital
I have been fucking torn apart...finally.
2008-07-07 23:00:00 Do you people realize how long have I waited for this review. Sheesh, you guys sure as hell took your sweet time. And you didn't even notify me when you posted. Shame on you people. I had to find it out via google.Ok, I am sure you all know the blog Iwillfuckingtearyouapart... the blog which reviews you without mercy. I wanted to get reviewed too. Finally I did.This is what they had to say( iwill be putting my responses in red ink):At first glance, I was excited when I visited Cave of Wonders. Because, well, I like clouds. And there's a shitload of clouds on this blog.(hell yea!) This excitement turned into something else rather quickly: confusion. Harshal, the man behind the clouds, has a few things to work on.The sidebar, it bothers me. Way too much shit going on here. Really. I don't know where to start, honestly. It's a veritable widget orgy. I understand the charm of the widget. Now, I believe I also understand the widget's attitude toward reproduction: fuck like bunnies. ...
By: Cave of wonders
Global Apathy Metal Podcast #20 - You Don?t Even Fucking Know Bitch.
2008-06-01 06:30:00 Yep… I’m back for a small minute to bring you show # 20. Off schedule, and off topic. This is the last show for the summer. I have way too much shit to do for awhile… So I’ll see you fuckers in september (Maybe october.) Don’t think of it as me blowing the podcast off… Think ...
By: Global Apathy
Fucking hilarious
2008-06-01 06:07:00 YO homeboys and homegirls...I have been a fucking slacker here, but all is going well (just incredibly busy!). I'll get back into gear here soon though, i promise. In the meantime, consider the following:
The Fucking Champs
2008-05-30 11:59:00 As a music reviewer who is not good, I don't like to focus too much on the specifics of an album or really delve into deep meanings or stuff like that. Basically, I try and give the reader a fair overview of what an album sounds like and leave it at that. I wish that I had the patience and presence of mind to dissect and pick apart music, but I don't.The Fucking Champs are a totally sweet rock/prog/metal/funny band. For anyone not in the know, the Fucking's totally kick-started the resurgence of sarcastic hesher metal that has found a home in today's indie world. Tim Green (guitar, production) comes from the seminal if over-rated Nation of Ulysses and the other two members, Tim Soele and Josh Smith, are excellent bros for sure.V is the kind of band statement that only comes about once or twice in the lifespan of a band. This album is excellent. It is short (unlike IV, which went on for way too long), it hits hard, and it even leaves some breathing room. Songs such as "I am the A...
Two young teens fucking on camera but guy is too nervous : Must See !!
2008-05-25 15:43:00 This video is one of a kind. Two teens makes a teen video but the guy is too nervous. He gets a hardon from the blowjob but when he put on a condom, he goes limp before penetration. After few furtile times, the director ask to stop. Good for collectors.Sasha.avi (91 MB)
All In The Name of God? Fucking Idiots.
2008-05-20 03:40:00 The last remaining members of the Russian doomsday group True Russian Orthodox Church emerged from a cave outside Penza Friday, after enduring the toxic stench of rotting corpses from two deceased members of their group. Interfax quoted authorities who said that fumes from the corpses in the cave threatened the nine remaining members of the ...
By: Thought-Blender
Mother Fucking Norton Internet Security
2008-05-19 14:39:00 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that at least one of out readers has this wank on their machine. Go on... admit it... you either paid for this faeces, or even worse, you bought a laptop from PC World with it preinstalled and thought just because its "free" for 12 months, you'd just leave it on. If that is you, let me be (probably not) the first person to call you a fucking massive cunt read more
Think pink ... you fucking racists
2008-05-12 19:48:00 So I didn't find out till podcast time that the Jays didn't even fucking play yesterday. I was holed up in a recording studio in beautiful London (England, for all of you ethnocentrics out there) for the weekend and pretty much lost my mind.Still, that gives us the Jays' first doubleheader in three years to look forward to in 1 hour and 43 minutes' time. Did Dustin and Andrew already write all this shit? Again, I have no concept of anything right now. But the real travesty in yesterday's game being delayed is that it totally fucked up Batters Look Gay Day, otherwise known as Going to Bat Against Breast Cancer, otherwise known, in smaller circles, as Mother's Day.Now, we all have a laugh at this for obvious reasons. We're kinda retarded and we think pink = homo = funny. But seriously, pink bats do a lot of good by raising the public's attention on breast cancer and getting cash towards a cure. And the charity-haters Stoeten and Parkes, I'm not ashamed to say that I think tha...
By: Drunk Jays Fans
So Fucking Cool
2008-05-09 21:24:00 Apparently this guy shot his ex-wife and her boyfriend in front of their teenage daughter and then took off. No, I mean it; he really took off.
Call me Ishmael y Warning en California, esto es fucking life
2008-05-06 20:18:00 Hace unos meses visité por primera vez California, y dejé constancia de ello con un post dedicado a San Francisco . Y hace sólo un mes y pico volví por aquellas soleadas tierras en compañía de mi colega Warning y hemos decido dar cuenta aquí de nuestras aventuras en la ciudad de la bahía (San ...
Vencie Surf Report 05/05/08 Monday Fucking Morning
2008-05-05 17:13:00 Venice Surf Report Free Surf Report Venice CAEh.......Looks pretty crappy out there. Maybe waist high, low tide, junked up, shitty looking wind chop. But hey, you may be into that; I can't imagine why, but that's why Baskin Robbins makes 31 flavors, eh? I mean, somebody's eating Kiwi Mint Bubble Gum Sorbet, right?2 out south, one out north, overcast and cool, a perfect morning to eat a big pot brownie and get back into bed and watch cartoons. Not me though, I am at work and manning the fort, ready to defend the battlements of the world of finance. Ho hum.Not everyone is hating Monday as much as I am today. Leprechaun made a sweet score after the big Cinco de Quatro party at Baja Cantina yesterday. Apparently there was an especially festive group who, like all good drunks, immediately abandoned their weak link in the party chain in an alley when they couldn't keep up.Here he is wearing what used to be this dude's jacket.Good for him.Did I mention it's Monday? Fuck.Also, I got a...
I hate fucking stupid people! No seriously?
2008-04-27 00:48:00 Guy walks into my video store where we’re liquidating our inventory. We’re selling all the VHS tapes for $2.00 each which is what he’s interested in. He starts looking around. This guy’s been in here many times before, he’s just annoying as hell. Young guy, but he always calls first to tell me he’s coming ...
By: Hash It Out!
SO fucking busy!
2008-04-26 22:14:00 Indeed I have slacked off on posting yet again, please forgive me for the oversight.Things have been oh-so-busy yet in a totally wonderful way at work, and I'm beyond pleased to announce that the feelings I formerly had in New Mexico of wanting to just throw in the towel and not pursue research as a career at all have entirely dissipated: when it comes down to it, I'm completely a scientist at heart, but the bullshit that goes along with a career in academia is simply not for me in the least. Working in biotech now has made me happier than I've ever been as a researcher, and I hope to pursue work in this manner for many years to come. Hell, I even sacrificed what was to have been a day off yesterday to squeeze in an experiment simply because I wanted to get it done and see the results. Love my job? Saying so might be an understatement. :-)Today, however, I have nothing major on my plate except for some grocery shopping, tidying up the apartment a bit (it's a HELLACIOUS mess, a...
Ed's Fucking Guide To Metal
2008-04-25 06:03:00 FUR TV 'Ed's Guide To Metal'Ez marha nagy , f?leg a stílusok bemutatása :D
Live: All Tomorrow's Parties hits New York like a fucking lightning bolt
2008-04-23 16:08:00 Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. My Bloody Valentine curates and headlines(?) this three day event, complete with Meat Puppets, Tortoise and Thurston Moore all performing entire full length works. Here are some deets: Q-When/where is it? The event takes...
Music Fan Gets Fucking Face Rocked Off
2008-04-23 14:40:00 Buffalo, NY — When heavy metal aficionado Brett Delmar attended a performance by rock group Postmortem Priapism, he expected an entertaining show. What he didn?t plan on was losing his face. The concert began with Postmortem Priapism frontman Wayne Cumbucket?s announcement, ?We gonna rock you motherfuckers! We gonna rock your shit balls-hard!!!? The evening ended with ...
Venice Surf Report 04/21/08 Game Fucking On
2008-04-22 17:05:00 Pretty weak looking out there this am......Super clean conditions with sheet glass surface, very light offhores, warm temps - just not a lot of energy in the water.Granted it is still drained out a bit on the low tide and there could be some improvement with the push, but I doubt it. Still, if you want to drag the log out it's better than working.2-3 out south, 4-5 out north, a few more gtting in, lots of parking and a sneak peek at summer on board.So, it is time for another True Work Story. This time, however, you will get to hear about it as it happens. Seems that one of my co-workers the other day decided it would be a chuckle to take the cable box in my office and switch the "cable in" and "cable out" on the back of the box. Now, the reason I have cable in my office is to be able to watch CNBC, which is pretty much ubiquitous in all financial firms, as there is nothing worse than having a client call and say "Wow, what did you think of those Google earnings?" and you replying "...
Fucking, un topónimo austriaco
2008-04-16 20:18:00 Que hay mejor que ponerse a buscar cosas extrañas en el Google Earth. Pues bien a mi me ha dado por buscar palabras malsonantes: mierda, polla, sheet,…. total que cuando le doy a buscar la palabra Fucking resulta que existe un pueblo en Austria que se llama así, ¡¡Qué sorpresa la mía!! Después me pongo ...
It's About Fucking Time
2008-04-15 17:22:00 Finally I found a site that is doing something (I hope) about the insanity that is our governments attempt to "stabilize" the housing market.As you know, the simple fact of the matter is that housing in the last few years became an invetsment rather than a place to live, and the exotic loans such as ARMs have artificially inflated prices to the point where as we stand today someone earning the median income in L.A. could never afford to buy a house.House flippers, cash out refinancers, banks, lenders - all made Billions in the last few years, and now that things have turned they want you and me to bail them out.Here is a video that shows what I mean.Well, it is bullshit, and there is a site intending to let Congress know how we feel.Please, please , please - whether you are a renter, someone who owns their home and intends to stay or even if you just don't want your tax money bailing out those who tried to "get rich quick", go to Angry Renter and sign the petition that is going to ...
From The "About Fucking Time" Files
2008-04-11 00:21:00 cyberspace command to provide both defensive and offensive computer network weapons, a senior Air Force general said last week" href="http://www.worldtribune.c-om/worldtribune/WTARC/2008/ea_c-hina0041_04_10.asp">China has developed cyber warfare forces and the Air Force has created a cyberspace command to provide both defensive and offensive computer network weapons, a senior Air Force general said last week. Asked if China was planning a cyber ?Pearl Harbor? surprise attack, Maj. Gen. William Lord, the cyber forces commander, said numerous Chinese-origin probes may be ?reconnaissance? intrusions to determine if cyber warfare capabilities are detected as part of preparation for some future attack. ?So when the lights go out, when the traffic lights don't work, when the data in the stock exchange has been manipulated, when the cell phones don't work, when the escalators in FAO Schwartz don't work, imagine what happens within the United States. Imagine that now laid over a command...
Makes Me Want to Fucking Puke
2008-04-09 23:15:00 One more way for me to show that this country is going right down the shitter.This is really, really sad. Take 5 minutes and read this, it is so important and YOU - not "the country" and not "the taxpayers" - YOU are going to pay for this and bail out the greedy lenders, the stupid borrowers and the idiot builders. Oh, and by the way - guess who reported their first ever quarterly loss today? Yep - the F.H.A. Get used to it, more is on the way.FHA Expands Mortgage Insurance to Troubled Borrowers (Update3) By Dawn KopeckiApril 9 (Bloomberg) -- The Bush administration is expanding a federal mortgage insurance program to allow as many as 100,000 borrowers at risk of foreclosure to keep their homes. Borrowers who are as much as three months behind on their mortgages, have damaged credit histories and owe more than their homes are worth will now be eligible to refinance with a federally insured loan, U.S. Housing and Urban Development Department Assistant Secretary Brian Montgomery said ...
Just teach me fucking geography, damnit! (Reason #67,542,558)
2008-03-29 19:56:00 NOW, my geography teacher is praising Communism and telling his students that we should all admire and embrace Communist theory. As opposed to earlier this semester.(I understand that there is a big difference between actual, applied Communism and Communist theory, but does he?)So not only is he a dumbass, he's also a hypocrite. No. Actually, he's too stupid to engage in hypocrisy. And I didn't even think that was possible.I embraced Communist theory a long, long, long time ago.I'm a Moderate Libertarian Marxist Communist with Green Party tendencies, remember?
By: The Clumsy Ninja
Fucking idiots.
2008-03-28 05:15:00 OK! It’s gotta stop. What can I do? I’m just one man. If I had the power and military resources I would put an end to it. But all I can do it seems is blog about these GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING IDIOTS who refuse to not be dumb. So I blogged about this once before ...
By: Hash It Out!
Resistance - Bang Your Fucking Skull
2008-03-27 02:22:00 Band: ResistanceAlbum: Bang Your Fucking SkullYear: 2008Country: France Genre: Thrash / Speed MetalLength: 45:34 MinFilesize: 73.27 MBTracklist:- Bang Your Fucking Skull- Behead The Enemy- Considered Dead- Necropolis (Manilla Road Cover)- Open The Gates Of...- ...Rage- Fist Of Fire- Soul Devourer- Resistance- Satans Call... Through The River StyxClick Here
Covers: David Cook isn't that fucking original
2008-03-27 01:00:00 Last night on "American Idol", David Cook did a nice job of performing Chris Cornell's arrangement of "Billie Jean". Ryan Seacrest even introduced him by saying "Performing Chris Cornell's version of "Billie Jean"...", but the judges still went on and on raving about how brilliant, brave, and original it was, even though this idea has already been done before and was already proven to have worked. Chris Cornell put this cover on his last solo album, and several brilliant live performances of him doing the song have gone viral on Youtube. This performance from a cover in Sweden alone has 710,000+ hits. And yet, David still took credit for being the innovator behind the whole thing. By the way, David's version is completely soulless compared to Chris's live versions.
By: Audioclash
I just had to pick up Gerald Fucking Laird
2008-03-26 17:05:00 Know why? 'Cause the Rangers sent down Jarrod Saltalamacchia and named Laird their starter today, and I'm now short a catcher in my Bloggers League (where we need to play two of them). Keep in mind that Laird hit all of .224 last year whereas Salty Macchio is one of the league's most talented up-and-coming catchers. At least in Atlanta, Salty could hold his head high and say he was being blocked by Brian McCann. What's he going to say now?
By: The RotoFeed
A New Open Fucking Mic Already...
2008-03-20 17:24:00 ...Because I'm tired of waiting for thread of 200+ posts to load on my crappy dialup connection, and I'm tired of scrolling down through said 200+ posts. Good morning, and God Damn Obama.Original post blogged on b2evolution.
By: Coldheartedtruth
How Leander Kahney Got Everything Wrong by Being a Fucking Jackass
2008-03-20 06:42:00 A decade ago, Wired was my favorite magazine. Today, they print mind-numbing tripe like Leander Kahneys 3,500-word How Apple Got Everything Right by Doing Everything Wrong. Kahneys central premise, insofar as there is a premise, is that Apple has
By: mini wisdom
Absolutely fucking ADORABLE!!!
2008-03-18 05:01:00 My mom included this picture in a card she mailed me recently (it's from some cat calendar she has); I thought it was absolutely priceless!!!
MySpace: Holy Fucking Christ...
2008-03-18 01:43:00 For those of you who must feel some closeness to me, or just wish to contribute to the general chaos that is the internet...yes I have a MySpace account. Please note, I only accept about 10% of all self invitees, so no crying. To find my lame page go here: PunkMojo. As with my email, personal replies are not guaranteed...and are most oft ignored.RC Edrington
By: Bar Stool Vision
Holy Fucking Shit !!!!!
2008-03-17 00:58:00 I cannot believe it. Or maybe I can - I can't even decide right now.It has just hit the wires that JP Morgan wil acquire Bear Stearns for......$2 a share!!!!!Even in my mind, a confirmed doomsayer, I had no idea that it could go this wrong this fast. This is really, really unbelievable.To put it in perspective - Bears Stearns (Ticker:BSC) was trading at $94.00 a share back on February 23rd. That gave it a market cap (number of shares times share price) of 12.3 Billion dollars U.S. Hell, forget February - it traded at $70 LAST MONDAY!!!!!JP Morgan just bought them out for $236 Million, or 2% of what it was worth not even 3 weeks ago. Fucking Hasbro, the maker of Chutes and Ladders and Candyland, has a market cap of almost 4B; are we really saying that securitizing U.S. Mortgages is not worth the maker of board games?Here's the chart for Bear Stearns - take it to zero to see what it looks like tomorrow.I don't even have words for this. Bear Stearns wrote the most mortgage debt on t...
Kylie Rachelle Rock And Fucking Roll
2008-03-13 23:56:00 Kylie Rachelle is one of the hot new babes inside Twistys, even though shes a newbie here at Twistys she makes a big bang! Watch her in this excplicit softcore set only inside Twistys.com!! Click here for exclusive video only inside Twistys.com Share This
mp-FREE: Springfactory (Suburban Kids... side project) are fucking weird
2008-03-11 16:35:00 And poppy. And awesome. And sunny. God are they sunny. And Swedish. Isn't that enough to be said about this duo? We think so. Bridging the healthy gap between C86 and 2K8, Springfactory features Peter from Suburban Kids With Biblical...
Amateur Couple Fucking
2008-03-07 07:20:00 AnalSlim blonde slut gets busy in threesome bang hole penetrations. Thrilling redhead sweating it out with anal fuck. Redhead chick doing double fuck action. Nasty blonde whore in cum releasing ass banging in the bar with her lover. Horny brunette babe loves to get her ass pounded hard. Turqouise-eyed blonde gets ass plunging satisfaction naked in the tubbath. Tight bodied babe loving a doggy style anal pounding. Blonde slut gets caught in incredible…
By: electronics
Open Your Fucking Eyes - Join me at Serj Tankian in Liverpool for free
2008-03-07 03:09:00 I want you to see one of the most awesome mother fuckers in the World at present... and as such I'm prepared to meet you, enjoy a gig and have some rockin' fun at the same time... read more
Fucking Elocution Lesson
2008-03-06 14:32:00 Don't listen if you get fucking offended by the multiple uses of the very useful work fuck.Thanks very fucking much to Ian the Entrecard Dropper Extraordinaire. He has this Drop Ranking, which I have never seen before Deeply committed - Deadly serious. A drop master
Katie 'Jordan' Price is sexy fucking hot in Asda Lingerie
2008-03-06 12:54:00 Katie 'Jordan' Price is sexy fucking hot in Asda Lingerie Collection Launch. Wow! Katie Price is back from the dead again. No more mommy stuff! Visit site for more fresh celebrity photos, candids, photoshoots, gossip, rumors, paparazzi pictures, entertainment news |
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