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Make Funnies
2008-07-09 11:07:00 I have stop writting in this blog. because of google dropping my rank so I have my to my other blog www.Makefunnies.com It is still the same stuff that i was doing in this blog. So if you like this blog please see my other blog. I will try to make it funny for you.
By: Cool Look Stuff
?Big Time? Inky Friday Funnies
2008-06-20 10:51:00 Philadelphia Inquirer columnist Jonathan Last tells us today, see, that the fact that this country is an utter mess at this point (economy, environment, government enforcement and policy affecting an infinite number of issues negatively, utter failure of executive leadership, and the war of course) is because Dubya is a ?bad manager,? not because he's "evil or stupid."Yeah.Oh, and by the way, he says the following about a certain best-friend-accidentally-shooti-ng-in-the-face vice president?Cheney is in nearly every way an admirable figure.It is to laugh, utterly.While the absurdity of that statement is obvious to any life form with the cognitive processing ability greater than that of a cockroach, it nonetheless gives me an opportunity to take a little ?stroll down memory sewer? (here and here).Also, I?d like to know how our ?admirable figure? will do in this situation one day (assuming he lives that long), and let?s not forget this either (so much more that could be added to this ...
Warning Labels
2008-06-07 20:36:00 On a recent, rather hot evening, Cait and I were waiting in the air-conditioned car while Andrew went to get everyone ice cream cones. We’d all just finished hitting a bucket of golf balls at the driving range. Andrew, interested in getting Cait good enough at golf to become a golfing buddy, had been trying to ...
Guys should not wear flip flops at work!
2008-05-26 23:39:00 There’s a guy in our building who invariably starts wearing flip flops every year as the weather warms up enough for sandals, and has his DIRTY feet on display for all to see. I had the misfortune of walking behind him today and couldn’t help but staring at his sullied heels. When I read this ...
By: Ma Petite Chou
Random meme
2008-05-26 10:22:00 Ok, so it appears I have been tagged by The Engineer for this meme. I love this one. If you want to know about me here is the one although I’m not yet sure what to say. The rules are simple:- Once you?ve been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, ...
By: Real Euphoria
Funnies: Things Not To Say or Do at a Job Interview
2008-05-20 13:05:00 keke.. here’s some Things Not To Say or Do at a Job Interview See photo of interviewer’s family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably. Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say; ‘Boy!, I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that.’ Inquire on office policy of friends staying over. Claim ...
Funnies: Some Funny Elephant Jokes
2008-05-19 07:45:00 keke.. some funny joke related to elephant. enjoy 1. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance? “Look, a herd of elephants in the distance” 2. What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses in the distance? Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them. 3. What does Tarzan ...
Friday Funnies: For Boomers, Seniors, Elders, all
2008-05-16 17:29:00 New and old studies have shown that laughter is the best medicine. Feeling old, hurting, hate the rain, it’s time to laugh. Laughter for even ten minutes can make you feel better. Laughing is ageless but these videos are really for the boomer and above crowd. Walt Handelsman has an absolutely hysterical video on aging ...
Friday Funnies: For Boomers, Seniors, Elders, all
2008-05-16 17:29:00 New and old studies have shown that laughter is the best medicine. Feeling old, hurting, hate the rain, it’s time to laugh. Laughter for even ten minutes can make you feel better. Laughing is ageless but these videos are really for the boomer and above crowd. Walt Handelsman has an absolutely hysterical video on aging ...
Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus ?08
2008-05-14 14:30:00 Peace, Love, Soul, Sex, Cheese, and Rock ‘n Roll - somehow they all come together. In this modern-day cluster of anything-goes, at any time, for any reason, it dawns on me that the ultimate purpose of our cult of culture has turned into nothing. Literally, we engage ourselves in causes, join in pointless ...
Sunday Funnies New Offer: 57 State Lapel Pin
2008-05-11 00:00:00 -By Warner Todd Huston A few days ago it was reported that Barack Obama was ever so proud to have visited all "57 states" on his campaign swing. But, I noticed that he still avoids wearing that U.S. flag lapel pin, just the same. Well, I have finally found out why ...
By: Publius Forum
Very classy?
2008-05-02 18:12:00 TGIF, everybody! Have a good laugh (Via: http://youngprofessionalandbore-d.blogspot.com/) addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ma-petite-cho-u.com%2F2008%2F05%2F02%2Fvery-c-lassy%2F'; addthis_title = 'Very+classy%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Ma Petite Chou
Winkytickle - Unit of Measurement
2008-05-01 04:17:00 From an AP article in USA Today In an “unprecedented partnership for American health transformation,” a new poll has been formed - the Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index. By implementing rigorous scientific methodology of calling 1,000 people per day, seven days per week, this new index sets out to be: the Dow Jones of health, giving a daily ...
Sensitivity Test
2008-04-16 14:51:00 Your Sensitivity Score: 56% As far as sensitivity goes, you’re a lot more in tune than most people. You can’t help but be touched by what’s around you - good and bad. But when things do get really bad around you, you are strong enough not to break down. Are You Extremely Sensitive?
By: Real Euphoria
Monday Campaign Funnies
2008-04-07 23:17:00 This AP story about ?St. McCain? tells us?McCain, who still has not won over many conservatives, made clear he planned a broader campaign than those waged by President George W. Bush when he faces either Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton as the Democratic candidate in the November election.The Arizona senator said he would go after votes of blacks and Hispanics, two traditionally strong Democratic blocs, as well as independents and young voters who have been attracted to the Democratic campaigns this year.(I know that?s a link to a freeper site, but I?m having a little trouble finding the original news story again, so?)I will admit that McCain has proven to be somewhat intelligent on immigration policy, thus helping him slightly with Hispanics, but I believe that support will erode in the general election against Barack Obama (and by the way, this poses some interesting information about McCain?s ?Hispanic outreach director??I don?t know if I?m linking to another freeper site or not h...
The Sunday Funnies
2008-04-06 08:00:00 This post is a collection of a few of the things that had me laughing this week. I hope they bring a little bit of joy to each of you as well. Happy Sunday!Shards O' Glass PopsiclesThe Nobel Peace Pies!Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."8. Don t use any punctuation9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.11. Specify That You...
By: The Watchman
Funnies Recap: version 4.3
2008-04-03 18:20:00 I know that I did not do this last week and I apologize as I know that some of you look forward to this post. So, I thought that I would make sure that I revisited it today. I have to thank Rich Dansereau though as he constantly is sending me blogs that he reads that fit into this. I also want to thank Brande Bradford for the slight nudge that she gave me last week in reference to this post. So, lets get started.CHRISTINA WILLIAMS helps diagnosis us withDo you have BLOGOHOLISM?Dorene Shirley eases the Tuesday pain withA Few Golf Jokes to Ease into a Hectic Tuesday...Lissa Uder fends off theEvil Mutant Attack SquirrelPam Mabe helps withMedical Test - Just for funDanny Thornton tells about the Policemen - today's funnyRobert Machado talks aboutCity Workers Putting in a Hard Days WorkBrigita McKelvie gives15 Pieces of Advice for Women - (Today's Funny)Lyn Sims always gets me going. Here are a few of hers.Dear Dad .... (humor)Gasoline Humor?The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy?Walmar...
Four Things Meme
2008-04-03 13:19:00 I’ve taken the meme from My Life or Something Like It. As for the picture, I just like it and thought I’d throw it in lol. Four Jobs I have had in my life: (that I was paid for) -Retail Marketer -Lettuce cutter (childhood job) -Disability Support -Retail Manager Four Movies I would watch/have watched over and over: -Chumscrubber -Imaginary Heroes -Donnie Darko -Love Actually Four ...
By: Real Euphoria
Funnies: Before and After Marriage
2008-04-03 12:36:00 Before marriage…. He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don’t even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: ...
30 Seconds of Linux Funnies
2008-03-15 17:21:00 Another 30 second clip of some funnier sides to Linux life. It’s not always serious you know! Linux is fun because you can do more with it. Just see the video below… Loading... addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fubuntulinuxhelp.c-om%2F30-seconds-of-linux-funnie-s%2F'; addthis_title = '30+Seconds+of+Linux+Funnies';- addthis_pub = 'ubuntulinuxhelp';
Friday Funnies.
2008-03-14 22:50:00 What you should be seeing on that plane is an attack on a rival airline with the statement “Longer. Larger. Farther. Faster. Higher. Quieter. Smoother.” As you can see, things didn’t turn out quite as planned. And yes, that’s all there is to this post. What do you want from me? It’s Friday.
By: SodBlog
Blogroll Meme
2008-03-07 08:58:00 Stolen from Like Sands… 1. Which blog has been on your current blogroll the longest? Coming Out- I think Michael is the longest running link on my blogroll. 2. Which blog is the most recent addition? Adam Miller - Although other blogs of his have also been on my blogroll before. 3. Which blog sends you the most ...
By: Real Euphoria
Political Funnies - Political Humor and Political Satire
2008-03-07 06:31:00 Political Funnies - Political Humor and Political Satire: "Despite a congressional mandate banning the sale of common incandescent light bulbs by 2012, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency is warning that their compact fluorescent replacements are not safe to use everywhere.The EPA says breakage of the energy-saving, mercury-containing CFLs can cause health hazards, especially for children and pregnant women, suggesting use of the bulbs over carpeted areas should be avoided. If bulbs break over carpeted areas, the cleanup may require cutting out pieces of the carpet to avoid toxic exposures."Link
How to become Paris' BFF
2008-02-27 20:47:00 When I heard about Paris Hilton's genius of an idea of looking for a new pal for a reality TV show, I thought what a ludicrous joke it was. But apparently it's true. My favorite Toronto Star columnist Vinay Menon came up with a simple 10-point guide to succeeding as Paris Hilton's BFF that had me laughing my head off. Here's some mid-workday humor for you :)1. STAYING IN TOUCHParties, club openings, photo-ops ... Paris is a busy gal. So electronic communication will be vital. When chatting on the cell, keep sentences short and on-point. When texting or emailing, don't scrimp on exclamation points, cattiness or emoticons. Example: "U won't believe!!! Saw Nicole @ Madeo!!! Still eatin' for 2 ;)"2. UNDERSTANDING YOUR PLACEFriendship is co-equal and steeped in mutual respect. Whatever! You are a sidekick. So if Paris decides it's time to dance on tables and you don't feel like dancing on tables, too bad, you're dancing on tables. (See also: "I don't feel like ... making speci...
By: Ma Petite Chou
Blogging Meme
2008-02-23 16:03:00 A new meme thanks to Yaniboy. Do you promote your blog? Not really… I basically just let people stumble by and decided if they want to stay or not. How often do you check hits? About once a day. Sometimes more depending on what’s going on. Do you stick to one topic? Never. Although being that quite often I write about ...
By: Real Euphoria
Advertising Valentine?s
2008-02-15 13:17:00 A good friend sent me these greeting cards. A marketers dream for the darker side. Enjoy!!!
By: Real Euphoria
Meme: Why Do I Do This?
2008-02-09 14:53:00 Magic Bellybutton has tagged me for the ‘Three Reason’s Why I Blog’ meme so being me I have to participate:- There are some rules:- List three reasons why I blog List da rulz. Tag 3 others. Anyway here goes: 1. The first reason I blog is because I needed a way to vent. I’m one of those people who cannot stop ...
By: Real Euphoria
Friday Funnies: Afermative Action?
2008-02-08 06:00:00 Friends, It’s the weekend - that means another 2 days of kicking-back, praising Jesus and spreading his gracious love around God’s great land: America. I’d like to share with you another of the great emails I recieved while recovering last week. As with all the messages I received, it’s humor conceals an important message for every ...
Who says you can?t potty train a man?
2008-02-07 14:50:00 WHO SAYS YOU CAN’T POTTY TRAIN A MAN? funny, smart
By: Photo Pumpkin
Well said, Stacey
2008-02-07 14:01:00 I was watching reruns of TLC's What Not To Wear (Clinton's adorable. I wish I had a shopping buddy like him!) yesterday and Stacey called these "flotation devices". That was gold.
By: Ma Petite Chou
Uglier than Uggs
2008-02-06 14:00:00 As if it's not bad enough that Uggs won't die, we gotta have bad imitations of Uggs too? Don't these look like camel's feet? Oh God, make 'em stop. BLUE SUEDE SHOE girls round toe suede bootie $18.97 BLUE SUEDE SHOE girls round toe suede bootie $18.97
By: Ma Petite Chou
Saturday Morning Funnies
2008-02-02 13:00:00 Probably THEE best 2 minutes of comedy you will ever find on TV from one of the funniest series. Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you Chuck & Bob from Soap:
I'm not mean, just curious.
2008-01-29 14:00:00 Fashion Week's starting in 2 days, on January 31st! I'm gong to glue myself to the computer screen for the shows. Not just for the clothes, but for the models too. I wonder if there are going to be some major spills on the runway (hehe ;). I saw this video on YouTube of various models falling, some are pretty legendary, e.g. Jessica Stam's. It's almost like watching figure skaters fall on ice. Sorta painful, sorta.
By: Ma Petite Chou
Sunday Morning Funnies: There's a hierarchy at work - SendMeRSS
2008-01-27 19:52:00 Sunday Morning Funnies: There's a hierarchy at workFiled under: Fan stuff, Features, Humor, ComicsThis week we have quite a few comics for your reading pleasure. Whether you are after laughs or intriguing plot developments, you'll find something to suit you. We even have two new comics listed, thanks to the submissions of uberartist and baudkarma. The latest in the Adventures of Blanc Dark Legacy Comics presents The NPC Hierarchy LFG #115 The latest from Sockpuppet Asylum Episode 228: Hell? - The noob Tales from the Lion's Pride Inn: The Chase Berzerker Rage from Socks and Barney Pyromoose won a Comic Contest Honorable Mention. Check out the entry! From the Adventures of Messy Cow comes Arena: Epilogue Pass through the break to vote for your favorite.Continue reading Sunday Morning Funnies: There's a hierarchy at work Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments Link - Comments - Amanda Miller - Sun, 27 Jan 2008 16:00:00 GMT - Feed (4 sub...
By: Online Games
Friday Funnies
2008-01-25 15:12:00 A little cheating here, but 'Friday Funnies' is devoted to items that folks have submitted to me over at Big Blue View.This is an awesome take on the end of the Cowboys' season. I do apologize if you're offended by the Hitler ripoff, but this is pretty funny.This one has also appeared over at Big Blue View.
Castro Death Watch Exclusive: partial draft of Cuban ballot
2008-01-24 03:23:00 Castro Death Watch has obtained a piece of a draft copy of the ballot used in Cuba’s recent “election,” below. We say a “piece” because it was smuggled out of the island nation by a desperately hungry balsero who ate a large portion of it. The remaining portion includes notes and proofreading marks ...
Knit Overload
2008-01-21 14:15:00 We know knitwear's one of the winter's hottest looks, but too much of a good thing is never a good thing, especially when the crotch of your pants is about to touch the ground and you look like you have fat rolly legs.(Source: telegraph.co.uk/fashion)
By: Ma Petite Chou
Sunday Morning Funnies
2008-01-20 14:55:00 Someone forwarded this to me, enjoy: THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER Two Different Versions! Two Different Morals! Â OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. Â Â Â The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. Â Â Â The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold. Â Â MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself! Â Â Â ————&-mdash;———&mda-sh;————-—- Â MODERN VERSION: Â Â The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. Â Â The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Â Â Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed ...
'Friday Funnies,' Cowboys edition
2008-01-18 12:29:00 You won't find these funny if you're a Dallas Cowboys' fan. I, however, am a New York Giants fan and I find both of these hilarious.Then, of course, there is this one -- which also ran earlier in the week over at Big Blue View.
Meme du jour
2008-01-15 05:20:00 Taken from Java 1. What is in the back seat of your car (truck) right now? A lot of crap. Basically microwave, clothes etc. The left overs from HB’s move.2. When was the last time you threw up? I can’t actually remember. 3. What?s your favorite curse word? I am not going to say it on here, I’m ...
By: Real Euphoria
SS Fidel Castro, a sinking ship
2008-01-06 04:40:00 I heard about this one on Babalu Blog. It seems a website known as “The Spoof” has published an “article” about Fidel Castro’s first-ever cruise ship. Here’s a snippet: The new ship which is the pride of the Cuban nation is a bit unusual in that it is made up of 10,000 inner ... |
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