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Really funny jokes-Genie
2008-06-06 09:01:00 One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside.He picked it up, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared."I'll grant you your fondest wish," the genie said.The man thought for a moment, then said, "I want a spectacular job -- a job that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try.""Poof!" said the genie."You're a housewife."
Gene Genie #32 - Googling the Genie [Highlight HEALTH]
2008-05-25 06:01:00 Welcome to the 32nd edition of Gene Genie, a blog carnival devoted to genes and genetic conditions. This edition includes some excellent articles on genes and gene-related diseases, genetics, genomics and personalized genetics. logo credit: Ricardo @ My Biotech Life Google Health launched publicly this week and to recognize the event, the last section of ...
By: Highlight HEALTH
Gene Genie #32 Call for Submissions [Highlight HEALTH]
2008-05-16 08:00:00 Highlight HEALTH will be hosting the next edition of Gene Genie, edition 32, on Sunday, May 25th. As host, I invite you to send your submissions. Gene Genie is a bi-weekly blog carnival of genes and genetic conditions. Past editions can be found at the Gene Genie website. Submit your article here or email them to me using ...
By: Highlight HEALTH
Rebate Genie
2008-05-06 18:10:00 Rebate Genie 1.0.5 Every year millions of people are enticed to make purchases at lower than usual prices by mail-in-rebates. However, relatively few rebate payment checks are actually sent to the purchasers. Sometimes you will receive a rejection notice or no notice at all. Millions of dollars in rebates remain unclaimed due ...
Another Genie?
2008-04-29 03:21:00 It brought chills right from the beginning to the end of my spine just trying to imbibe what I have just read. I thought Genie, the feral child, was history and peo... more from ammegan...
Genie in a bottle
2008-04-26 08:06:00 Last weekend I found myself flicking through the channels (as one does) and I stumbled across Aladdin - a movie my little brother believes it is the most important movie of the last century (and yes that&rsq...
Slipper Genie dusts as you walk
2008-04-21 20:16:00 Slipper Genie dusts as you walk Shoewawa's usual fare consists of gorgeous eye-candy and I have to admit these slippers are far from pretty. Amusing maybe but when you can dust as you walk who cares about diamanté trims or odd-shaped heels? The Slipper Genie has lots of little projections which gently dust your floor elminating the need for sweeping although I'm waiting for them to come up with some magical gloves that do the washing up as you type away on the internet... They'll set you back an affordable $9.95 and make the housework seem almost fun.
By: Fashion Newsweek
Golfing Genie
2008-04-17 20:05:00 A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball ...
By: ZA Vibes
Genie and the Blonds
2008-04-16 14:08:00 Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish.The first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island.The second see's what happens and says, "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off.Finally, the third blonde says, "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
By: Ha! Ha! Ha!
800 Genie Unveiled
2008-04-11 08:44:00 Demo is one of the high profiled events which we recommend to any startup unveiling their products. Their press release describes 800Genie (http://800genie.800pbx.com) as “a personalized telephony service converging data and voice”. Built using the patent pending technologies, 800 Genie provides a wide gamut of services including reading and replying to your mail (Gmail, Yahoo!, ...
[biografien-news] Auch einem Genie fällt manchmal etwas nicht ein
2008-04-11 00:00:00 Wiesbaden (biografien- news) - Nicht nur Normalb#252;rgern f#228;llt manchmal ein Name oder eine Telefonnummer nicht ein, das kann auch einem Genie passieren. Die bedeutendste Genetikerin der Welt und Nobelpreistr#228;gerin f#252;r ...
By: BlogNews
I will grant you three wishes, said the Genie.
2008-04-09 18:52:00 Did you hear about the guy on the beach who found a bottle? He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch." "What catch?" he asked. The Genie replied, "Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive DOUBLE what you asked for." "Well, I can live with that! No problem!" replied the elated man. "What is your first wish?" asked the Genie. "Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari." POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of the man. "NOW, every lawyer in the world has TWO Ferraris," said the Genie. "Next wish?" "I'd LOVE a million dollars..." replied the man. POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet. "NOW, every lawyer in the world has TWO MILLION dollars," said the Genie. "Well, that's okay, as long as I've got MY million," replied the man. "What is your final wish?" The man thought long and hard, and finally said, "Well, you know, I've always wanted...
ClickBank Ads Genie (w/Resale Rights)
2008-04-08 22:55:00 Introducing The Brand New CBAds Genie! Would you like the power to rotate targeted ads on any kind of web page you liked? And would you like the ability to control the keywords to suit your site...
By: Softmrm Blog
Riehlife Poem of the Day: Genie Keller?s ?Director!?
2008-04-05 14:58:00 Genie Keller, along with being a fine poet, is a longtime family friend. –JGR ___________________ DIRECTOR! by Genie Keller Within my heart, my very being, throbs the chords of endless music. In dreamy sections of my thoughts, my hands and arms direct the stream of notes. I am engulfed, my heart beats fast, I plunge into the rhythm of the theme. My foot taps ...
Slipper Genie: You?ll Never Need to Dustmop Again
2008-03-20 12:20:00 Why use a dustmop when you can just clean the floor by walking on it? Microfibre fingers on the soles of these slippers grab dust, dirt, and hair as you walk around the house. The only thing is that they only come in a size to fit women which is sizes 6-9, so children, men and even ...
By: Product Reviews
I dream of Genie..Local
2008-03-13 02:08:00 Today I have the privilage of speaking with John A.Manning, SVP Business Development of GenieKnows. Q. Can you tell us a little about yourself? A. My background is in Clinical Therapy and Educational Psychology which I practced as a private practioner until 2004.I am one of the founding partners of Genieknows.com which we started in 1999. At ...
AWAY FROM HER wins Best Film & Director @ Canadian Genie Awards
2008-03-06 00:00:00 I heard a lot of buzz and praise for Sarah Polley's Away from Her (http://www.caprifilms.com/away-fromher/) since last year. Being a big fan of Julie Christie, it took me just a few days to find 'ways' to watch it. For me, it's a very personal and intimate film and one that you need to watch a few times in order to fully absorb it. It's that kind of movie that allows itself to grow on you. You feel like you know the characters by heart. It brought back memories of my Dad who recently died. I remember how he used to forget things and such...and that it annoyed me. Now he's gone and I should have been more attentive, but I have no idea about Alzheimer's..now I know. Someone said to me that films are supposed to move you, I finally believed her. - - - - - - Anyway, back to the movie and the news that it won big at the recent Canadian awards, the Genie. More from The Hollywood Reporter (http://www.hollywoodreporter.c-om/hr/content_display/film/news-/e3i027bb05df1d76cf81d7857c8497-59...
Full Genie Mattress Lifter
2008-02-22 21:10:00 Raising your bed at an angle while you read or watch television, or even work in bed is achievable with the Genie mattress lifter. The genie is durably built and should span plenty of years of use. Using electricity to pump air in it, the genie is also very handy and lightweight but it can ...
By: Mattresszine
Calculate your commuting costs the MPG Genie way
2008-02-11 00:55:00 Of course you can always take your calculator or make your own spreadsheet to calculate how much commuting is going to cost you. Nevertheless, if you want a neat online application that makes all the calculations for you using the EPA's ratings for 2008 models, check out MpgGenie.com.The Genie can go more than just calculate fuel costs. You can drag different models and even different types of vehicles into the Genie to establish a comparison between different models, something that can be helpful if you're planning to buy a new car. Remember, though, that such calculations are dependent on EPA figures and, as the old ads used to say, "Your mileage may vary".[Source: MPG Genie, thanks to John for the tip]
Beautiful Sunday
2008-02-04 22:50:00 Since my favorite pro footballs teams were not involved (Jets were out of it the second week of the season and the San Diego Chargers and Darren Sproles bit the dust in the playoffs) I was not all that interested in this year?s Super Bowl. I did watch the pregame and some of the commercials.I know it is fashionable to bash Paula Abdul (look up ditz in the dictionary and you will see her picture) but I loved her music back in the 80s and was pleasantly surprised with her new song, shown during the pregame festivities. Let?s get that sucker remixed so I can add it to my exercise music!The commercials were?OK?kinda blah?I did not think the hot air balloon ad was all that funny, the Doritos and Budweiser commercials were predictable, and some were just friggin? crappy---SaleGenie managed to be both boring and offensively racist?quite a feat.My favorites:1 .ThrillerAnything that combines dance music and lizards has my vote!2. FedExGossipPerhaps I am the only one who thinks it is in REALL...
Christina Aguilera - Genie In A Bottle (ipod video)
2008-02-04 09:40:00 Link:http://rapidshare.com/file-s/88787440/Christina_Aguilera_--_Genie_In_A_Bottle.mp4
By: iPod videos
Saskatchewan Entertainment - ?Eastern Promises? a top Genie contender
2008-01-29 19:20:00 David Cronenberg’s Eastern Promises and Roger Spottiswoode’s Shake Hands With the Devil lead the pack among contenders vying for recognition at the 28th Genie Awards. Both racked up 12 nominations, including best picture, best director and best actor. Read More… ‘‘
By: Saskapedia
[kaiserfive - News und mehr] ProgDVB - DVB genie#223;en und aufnehmen - V
2008-01-26 00:00:00 ProgDVB - DVB genie#223;en und aufnehmen Mit der am 25. 01. 2008 erschienenen Version 4. 89 FINAL ist es m#246;glich, Radio zu h#246;ren und Fernsehen zu schauen. Sogar die Aufnahmefunktion ist in diesem Tool integriert! Voraussetzun...
By: BlogNews
Whoopi Goldberg is the Genie
2008-01-25 15:53:00 Actress/comedian Whoopi Goldberg portrays as the Genie from Disney?s Aladdin, in part one of a dream scene entitled Where a Whole New World Awaits, created by photographer Annie Leibovitz.
By: Gossip Boulevard
[kaiserfive - News und mehr] ProgDVB - DVB genie#223;en und aufnehmen - V
2008-01-22 00:00:00 ProgDVB - DVB genie#223;en und aufnehmen Mit der am 21. 01. 2008 erschienenen Version 4. 88. 10 FINAL ist es m#246;glich, Radio zu h#246;ren und Fernsehen zu schauen. Sogar die Aufnahmefunktion ist in diesem Tool integriert! Vorausse...
By: BlogNews
flickrbabes.com: Genie ?n? a Bottle
2008-01-21 14:30:00 She escaped, make a wish. This one is very sensual, isn’t it?
280 Plugins para o Genie Backup Manager
2008-01-09 22:35:00 Conforme dito em uma das primeiras mensagens postadas neste blog, logo no seu inicío, o Programa Genie Backup Manager é o melhor programa para a realização de backups.Possui versões destinadas ao usuário doméstico (Home Edition), uso corporativo (Professional Edition) e para servidores (Server Edition).Um dos diferenciais deste programa em relação aos seus concorrentes é a grande quantidade de plug-ins existentes os quais ampliam enormemente as opções de backups disponíveis nele.Estou disponibilizando aqui nada menos do que 280 plug-ins para o programa totalmente gratuitos, bastando para isso você baixar o arquivo compactado e dar um duplo clique nele para que ele seja instalado na pasta correta. Atenção: quando criei este pacote de plug-ins ainda usava este programa para backup na sua versão 7.0. Hoje não o uso mais, porque estou sempre dando preferência para programas gratuitos quando estejam disponíveis. Assim sendo, se for instalar estes plug-ins na versão atual (8.0) é só subst...
GENIE IN THE BOTTLE
2008-01-03 09:00:00 Download : GENIE IN THE BOTTLE (ChristinaAgularaGenieinabottle-) SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "GENIE IN THE BOTTLE", url: "http://www.songmusicmp3.com/mp-3-various/genie-in-the-bottle"- });
Access Password Recovery Genie 2.80
2007-12-27 20:20:00 Access Password Recovery Genie is a program to recover passwords for MS Access databases. . All versions of MS Access are supported (including Access 2003) State of the art password recovery engine - all passwords are recovered instantly Recovers database passwords Recovers user-level security accounts and passwords Full install/uninstall supportDownload Soft
GLONGOO Genie
2007-12-21 14:24:00 Click to enlarge GLONGOO Genie 1.03 Glongoo Genie will help you to find new contacts and customers for your service or products. The software will search the internet for emails you want. Whatever you enter as search term, will be analysed and the program starts searching for it. It is as easy as ...
GLONGOO Genie
2007-12-20 00:00:00 Glongoo Genie will help you to find new contacts and customers for your service or products. The software will search the internet for emails you want. Whatever you enter as search term, will be analysed and the program starts searching for it.
By: Shareware
Greek Goddess, Genie Love
2007-12-17 22:54:00 Patty Bunch, head make-up artist for the ABC Family hit, Greek, swears by 5 products from Genie Cosmetics... the same 5 products that she uses over and over again to create that "star" look.Here they are:Genie Instant Line Smoother ($30). Patty first applies this multi-tasking product to prep, moisturize and perfect the skin. It contains a blend of vitamins and botanicals that work to minimize fine lines, shrink pores and prevent makeup fading.Genie Line Smoothing Foundation ($40). Patty relies on this long-lasting liquid formula to give the girls flawless complexions. It provides buildable coverage, contains a patented T-One Complex that prevents collagen breakdown, and is made with specially coated pigments and light refractors to give skin a natural radiance.Genie Cashmere Powder ($38). Patty applies this triple-milled, ultra-soft powder alone for light coverage or over foundation for a semi-matte finish. As with all of the Genie products, the translucent powder contains the T-On...
By: Beauty Banter
Genie Backup Manager Home
2007-12-12 14:49:00 Click to enlarge Genie Backup Manager Home 8.0 Genie Backup Manager Home is a total system and data protection solution that combines ease-of-use and robust performance for all novice users. It allows home and office users to backup and recover their PCs swiftly and reliably, and protects all MS Windows based desktops, laptops, ...
One Wish - The Woman and the Genie of the Lamp Joke
2007-12-10 16:13:00 A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon an unusual old lamp. She picked it up and cleaned it off, and suddenly a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes. The Genie said, “Nope…due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global ...
By: Fun Mint
Medifast spokesperson Genie Francis in new movie!
2007-12-06 08:45:00 Medifast's spokesperson Genie Francis of General Hospital fame stars in a new Hallmark movie airing this weekend! The Note features Genie as an intrepid newspaper columnist attempting to track down the rightful owner of a note after a terrible plane crash. The Note airs this Saturday, Dec 8th at 9/8c on the Hallmark Channel. Read More
Gender Genie
2007-12-02 21:03:00 Anyone happening by this blog would have no problem identifying that the author is female, where the title and picture are dead giveaways. But according to the Gender Genie, more times than not, my writing is pegged at "male". According to their site:Inspired by an article and a test in The New York Times Magazine, the Gender Genie uses a simplified version of an algorithm developed by Moshe Koppel, Bar-Ilan University in Israel, and Shlomo Argamon, Illinois Institute of Technology, to predict the gender of an author. Read more at BookBlog, The New York Times, and The Guardian.Here is a typical result:Words: 702 (NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.) Female Score: 665 Male Score: 773 The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!My guess is that my engineering style overpowers my writing!
By: mommy bytes
Random Joke: The Hard-hearing Genie
2007-11-22 23:59:00 Bob and Peter were playing golf, and Peter pulls out a big cigar and asks Bob if he has a lighter. Bob takes out a 25 cm long Bic lighter, Peter says "WOW where did you get that huge lighter from?" Bob answers "I got it from my genie, it is in my golfbag" Peter asks if he can see the genie, and Bob opens his golfbag and out flies the genie, "Hi genie" Bob says "I am a REALLY good friend of
Gene Genie #20
2007-11-19 01:04:00 Here at Bitesize Bio we are very proud to have the chance to host our first ever blog carnival. Gene Genie brings together blog articles from an array of perspectives within the area of human genes, genetics and diseases. It has been a pleasure and an education reading through all of these great articles and ...
Shortcut Genie
2007-11-16 17:08:00 Shortcut Genie, provides a quick and easy access to your programs, saving you time and effort searching through your program files for the application you want. Each shortcut is grouped and placed in a database for easy access. This allows you to immediately find and access your files and applications without the need to clutter your desktop with all those shortcut icons. These existing shortcuts can be dragged and dropped onto Shortcut Genie and then removed from your desktop leaving you with a neater looking screen display. Download Shortcut Genie
Poker Genie: For the Organized Poker Player
2007-11-06 09:27:00 This is great for both beginner poker players and even more advanced ones that want to customize blinds and level lengths. The Poker Genie is a LCD clock timer that displays the time remaining in blind levels as well as antes, big blinds, and small blinds. Gadgets, General, Images, Organized, Poker Genie, Poker Player, Technology News
The Spin, I?m In! The Nuclear Genie is Ready!
2007-10-23 03:04:00 by GEF @ 5:58 PM MST The Spin, I’m In! The Nuclear Genie is Ready!! Christina Aguilera - Genie in a Bottle
By: Suzie-Q
ClickBank Genie Ads Review (Unbiased-not a promotion)
2007-10-22 19:37:00 Looking for a good adsense alternative? ClickBank Genie Ads promises to fulfill but does it deliver what it promises? I am always on a continuous quest for a free (or near free) way to add my own contextual affiliate ads to my site and thus have the ability to make some back end sales via the ads. A while back I wrote about why I don’t use adsense on this site and really the answer is simple..if I can actually make money by supporting my own ad group, why wouldn’t I? After all, if my google ads are getting clicked on 2-5% of the time, I am making pennies on the dollar from each click. But what if I was able to possible make an affiliate sale each time someone clicked the ad?
By: Idiot Affiliate
Hip Product! The Slipper Genie, Would You Try?
2007-10-21 14:50:00 Wow! I first spotted these at Outblush, but they were also featured in Oprah's "O" Magazine. The Slipper Genie is a product that lets you dust and sweep your floors just by walking (or "gliding", lol!) around your house! The "dust mop" part of the slipper is detachable and machine washable, is great for wood, tile and vinyl flooring, and there are no hard edges that could damage your floor. And at only $10, would you try?
By: Hip Candy
Slipper Genie
2007-10-17 16:58:00 The Slipper Genie is an unique way of cleaning floors while having the comfort of slippers on your feet. Put the swiffer away and just wear these around the house. (...)
By: GadgetGrid
Beyonce As A Genie In A Bottle
2007-10-11 23:12:00 Beyonce was recently spotted wearing a turban while leaving the Waverly Inn after a late night dinner. I wish she would take that damn thing off her head and get her hair fixed properly! Beyonce
By: The.DERRTY Truth
You?re your own Genie!
2007-10-10 18:35:00 Once upon a time, in a land far away, you could find a magic lamp, which when you?d rub it, a genie would come out and ask you for three wishes. Your first wish would probably be ?Make me filthy rich? which is understandable since 99% of the world?s population aspires to be ...
By: TechnoMoney
Introducing The Brand New CBAds Genie!
2007-09-30 22:01:00 Would you like the power to rotate targeted ads on any kind of web page you liked? And would you like the ability to control the keywords to suit your site content - Even change the background and border colours to match your site’s appearance?…. Well now you can thanks to CBAds Genie! Thanks to this powerhouse PHP ...
Poker Genie - Home Tournament Manager Timer
2007-09-18 22:44:00 Home Poker Tourney Must Have! The Poker Genie is a poker tournament clock that electronically displays the time remaining in the current blinds level, the ante and the small and big blinds. (...)
By: GadgetGrid
Genie, grant me 5 wishes!!!
2007-09-18 12:23:00 The mighty Genie King and the beautiful Genie Princess, from the magical Land of Faraway have finally escaped the clutches of their Evil Master after being held captive for a 1000 years. With the help of their trusty Genie Buddy, they are now flying away on their Magical Flying Carpet on a quest to redeem their souls for all the wicked deeds they were forced to do by the Evil Master!Aiks, that would be quite interesting!!!Im not as greedy as Pookyma who granted for MORE wishes, I want another 4 only.1. I wish for another 4 wishes.2. I wish for Square Enix produce another movie named 'Final Fantasy VII: Our promise' which Tifa and Cloud have a real good ending being together(if they could get married then PERFECTO!)3. I wish that I'll hit a million dollar jackpot by this year end.4. Scoring straight A+ in STPM.5. The rich get richer and the poors get RICHEST!So I didn't wish for World Peace right here because I'd wished that on my new year wish, birthday wish and every year's C... |
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