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George Carlin - Saving The Planet
2008-06-26 06:25:00 Dan and I both agree this is a fitting GayPatriot tribute to the passing of George Carlin. We are so self-important…. everyone is going to “save” something. The greatest arrogance of all: “Save The Planet”! <…> I’m getting tired of that sh–. I’m tired of f–ing Earth Day. I’m tired of these self-righteous environmentalists; these white bourgeous liberals ...
By: GayPatriot
Remembering George Carlin - Kickin' it Old School
2008-06-25 05:58:00 I was debating back and forth with myself on whether I would write anything about George Carlin after his death this past Sunday (June 22nd). I was... more from OldSchool...
George Carlin - 1937 to 2008 R.I.P. - Zeitgeist Loses A Signpost
2008-06-24 00:57:00 This is too hard for me to write about. George Carlin is a living legend. Here's Mr. Carlin talks about politicians and voting:I grew up with George Carlin. This is the obt from the NY Times:George Carlin, Comic Who Chafed at Society and Its Constraints, Dies at 71By MEL WATKINS and BRUCE WEBERPublished: June 24, 2008George Carlin, whose astringent stand-up comedy made him an heir of Lenny Bruce, who gave voice to an indignant counterculture and assaulted the barricades of censorship on behalf of a generation of comics that followed him, died on Sunday in Santa Monica, Calif. He was 71 and lived in Venice, Calif.Enlarge This Image NBC, via Associated PressGeorge Carlin served as host of the "Saturday Night Live" debut in 1975. More Photos »Multimedia PhotographsGeorge Carlin, 1937-2008RelatedAn Appraisal: A Master of Words, Including Some You Can?t Use (June 24, 2008)George Carlin Didn?t Shun School That Ejected Him (June 24, 2008)TV Decoder: George Carlin?s Televised Stage (Jun...
News: rip george carlin counterculture hero
2008-06-23 14:48:00 News: 23-06-2008: Carlin was especially noted for his political and black humor and his observations on language, psychology, and religion along with many taboo subjects. George died on Sunday aged 71 Who Owns You This is a content summary only. Visit Truth In Shredding to find out more!
RIP George Carlin
2008-06-23 01:34:00 George Carlin passed away today at the age of 71 from heart failure according to The Insider. George Carlin is most famous for teaching us what seven words we can’t say on TV, so in his memory here they are. 1. Shit 2. Piss 3. Fuck 4. Cunt 5. Cocksucker 6. Motherfucker 7. Tits While he will be best remembered for that, I ...
George Carlin in Chicago - presale password
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George Carlin on houses and "stuff"
2008-05-22 22:20:00 I always loved this routine. Probably had an impact on my life. Thanks HP'ers for reminding me. F*cking classic.
By: Housing PANIC
(Probably Not) George Carlin Rants About Aging
2008-05-17 00:00:00 This comes to us via Joanne Hadlock to the Life Planning Network, a dedicated group of people who provides a range of life planning services for people entering their "bonus years." Enjoy and share with your aging loved ones. This...
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George Carlin - Proved Theories
2008-04-19 22:38:00 Â I put a dollar in a change machine . Nothing changed . Â Â One thing leads to another ? Not always . Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing . Ask an addict . Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â- Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â -Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â- Â Technorati Tags: george carlin quotes
By: pigassus.com
The Green Quote: George Carlin?s ?America The Smoggy?
2008-04-17 17:32:00 “Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain, For strip-mined mountain’s majesty above the asphalt plain. America, America, man sheds his waste on thee, And hides the pines with billboard signs, from sea to oily sea. ” – Comedian George Carlin Copyright © 2008 ecorazzi.com :: the latest in green gossip. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If ...
By: Ecorazzi
George Carlin on consumption, the "owners", and the "American Dream"
2008-04-08 05:19:00 Warning - a few F bombs (hey, it's Carlin, what do you expect?)I'd say at this point, most of us know the problem. So what's the solution?
By: Housing PANIC
George Carlin?s Views on Aging - How To Stay Young
2008-03-28 05:53:00 Here’s some wise words from George Carlin’s Views on Aging.. Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we?re kids? If you?re less than 10 years old, you?re so excited about aging that you think in fractions. ?How old are you?? ?I?m four and a ...
George Carlin - Playing With Words
2008-03-18 07:34:00 Picture your grandma in hell , making a pie without an oven . Â Parents = Obsessive Diaper Sniffers . Bullshit is the glue that binds us together as a nation . Technorati Tags: George Carlin,outstanding comedian,priceless humor
By: pigassus.com
Quote of the Day (6)
2008-03-10 00:20:00 Words of wisdom from a lengthy passage penned by the American Comedian George Carlin that I received via email: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have… more ...
By: (Mis)readings
George Carlin on Aging.
2008-03-04 04:19:00 (Absolutely Brilliant)IF YOU DON'T READ THIS TO THE VERY END, YOU HAVE LOST A DAY IN YOUR LIFE. AND WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED, DO AS I AM DOING AND SEND IT ON.George Carlin's Views on agingHOW TO STAY YOUNG1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay 'them.'2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.4. Enjoy the simple things.5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.6. ! The tears happen. Endu! re, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.7. Surround yourself with what you love , whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.8. Cheris h your health: If it is goo...
george carlin talks about ?stuff?
2008-02-25 16:58:00 George Carlin’s classic standup routine about the importance of ’stuff’. This was from his appearance at Comic Relief in 1986. I saw this back then, and never forgot it. Rated: ‘R’ YouTube via Planet Green
By: materialicious
George Carlin - Living At The Water’s Edge
2008-02-08 05:25:00 Â Â The best thing about living at the water’s edge . You only have assholes on three sides of you , and if they come this way you can hear them splash . Technorati Tags: George Carlin,outstanding comedian,humor
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George Carlin - Living At The Water’s Edge
2008-02-08 05:25:00 Â Â The best thing about living at the water’s edge . You only have assholes on three sides of you , and if they come this way you can hear them splash . Technorati Tags: George Carlin,outstanding comedian,humor
By: pigassus.com
George Carlin Presale Password - Denver
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George Carlin - Modern Man or Salesman
2008-01-12 22:23:00 George Carlin, in one of his incredible displays of writing and oratory talent, delivers a superb monologue entitled the Modern Man, from his Life Is Worth Losing DVD. As I listened to him perform, it became clear to me that he easily could have been describing himself as a salesperson. Although there is much humor and sales banter to be enjoyed here, he often simultaneously speaks the truth. Perhaps he should have entitled this performance, Modern Salesman. May we all speak so eloquently! If you enjoyed this post, please bookmark it and subscribe! ...........................Dani-el SitterAuthor Stumble It!
By: Idea Sellers
George Carlin - Religion
2008-01-08 04:24:00 Why if god is omnipotent and omnipresent does he need money?Why if god is omnipotent and omnipresent is there war, disease, death, corruption or crime?If there is a god, does he give a shit?George is going to take to sun worship - we think he knows, do you?If there is a divine plan then why bother praying and go against his will?Let George tell you in this 10 min video, have some fun and be aware of what religion really is. Religion is positive yet it is used for the war on Iraq - some leaders have even suggested that god has told them to go to war. God has spoken to them...God has done no such thing.
By: Secret-Teachings
A Wonderful Message by George Carlin
2007-12-27 10:51:00 What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes.Isn't it amazing that GEORGE CARLIN (hiswife recently died) - comedian of the 70's and 80's- could write something so very eloquent... and so very appropriate.A wonderful message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints.We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy less.We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.We have more degrees but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, yet more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom.We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.We've learned how to make a ...
Quote of the Day: George Carlin
2007-12-17 08:08:00 “Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.” George Carlin US comedian and actor (1937 - )
The George Carlin of Italy?
2007-12-15 18:58:00 Italy is a marvelous culture - truly, one of the remarkable places on Earth. But it’s also a nation with deep problems. America isn’t the only place that has to turn to comedians to hear the truth: meet Beppe Grillo. Thx to Dr. Frank Venturo for passing this on.
George Carlin Compares Baseball and Football...
2007-11-16 21:58:00 This is a classic hilarious clip of legendary comedian George Carlin discussing the difference between baseball and football...
By: The Oriole Post
Profound Message from George Carlin
2007-10-27 08:53:00 What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate? A Message by George Carlin:The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little,...
By: GOLDRING
George Carlin, Jamie Lee Curtis Blame Humans for Fires
2007-10-24 17:10:00 George Carlin and Jamie Lee Curtis say people have mistreated the environment More: continued here
By: Feed Me Gossip
George Carlin on consumer capitalism, slave/wage labour, & critical thinkin
2007-10-14 21:16:00 4min 49sec
By: Current Era Blog
George Carlin Presale Code FREE
2007-10-11 17:29:00 George CarlinLocation: Chevrolet Theatre, Wallingford, CTPresale Date: 10/11/07 10:00 AM ESTEvent Date: 11/30/07Presale Password: DANCEPick Your Seats & Tickets Here!or Link to the presale.
George Carlin Presale Code FREE
2007-10-11 17:29:00 George CarlinLocation: Chevrolet Theatre, Wallingford, CTPresale Date: 10/11/07 10:00 AM ESTEvent Date: 11/30/07Presale Password: DANCEPick Your Seats & Tickets Here!or Link to the presale.
George Carlin on God
2007-10-04 19:55:00 In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. clipped from www.positiveatheism.org Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-pow...
George Carlin - The Problem With America
2007-09-05 04:44:00 George laying down the cards regarding the American Dream (video)
George Carlin on the Ten Commandments
2007-08-22 05:12:00 George Carlin explains his theory on the creation of the ten commandments. George Carlin on the Ten Commandments
George Carlin on Religion...
2007-08-13 02:28:00 Great video about religion and how much bullshit it is... Even though it is comical... I think it exposes the big picture behind the extreme bullshit! Everyone should see it.Be sure to stop by for more later...
By: Hot Fresh Now
George Carlin Speaks the Truth
2007-07-29 23:43:00 "They've got you by the BALLS!""[The rich people that own the country] don't want a population that is capable of critical thought."It's sadly true, though. Look at the state of our education. At our healthcare. Our jobs."They don't give a fuck about you. At all. AT ALL."
By: A Fox's Thoughts
George Carlin - Common Experiences
2007-07-23 02:42:00 Share on StumbleUpon: George Carlin Video - Common Experiences. George still got it, this is very funny.
101 Best George Carlin Quotes
2007-05-17 21:54:00 I have always loved the comedy of George Carlin. Check out this site with some of his best quotes. 14. The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ?You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I?m just not close enough to get the job done.? 32. ...
George Carlin - Words of wisdom
2007-05-17 00:00:00 Received this via email, really quite brilliant... George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions."How old are you?" ...
By: Code Central
May 12th, 2007 - Happy Birthday George Carlin!
2007-05-12 07:57:00 sourceGeorge Dennis Carlin (born May 12, 1937 in New York, New York) is a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author.He's 70!Carlin is especially noted for his irreverent attitude and his observations on language, psychology, and religion along with many taboo subjects. In fact, Carlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5-4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's right to regulate Carlin's act on the public airwaves.George Carlin's most recent stand up routines are primarily focused on attacking the flaws in modern-day America. He often takes on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirizes the excesses of American culture.He is considered by many to be a successor to the late Lenny Bruce and was described by Comedy Central as the second greatest stand-up comedian of all time behind Richard Pryor.Born in New York, New York, Geo...
By: Allie Is Wired
Some More Musings from George Carlin
2007-05-06 17:59:00 George Carlin, an endless source of laughs, often provides interesting insights into words. Here are a few: I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him-is he still wrong? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? What was the best thing before sliced bread?
George Carlin on religion
2007-05-01 23:08:00 Almost everything he says applies to Islam as well. Muslim “scholars” and clergy also hunger for money. |
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