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[Humor] Condones Olímpicos
2008-07-20 01:57:00 Un hombre va de compras y descubre una nueva marca de condones: CondonesOlímpicos. Impresionado, compra una caja. Al llegar a casa, le anuncia a su mujer la nueva adquisición: - ¿Condones Olímpicos? - dice ella- ¿Y qué tienen de especial? - Vienen en tres colores… Oro, Plata y Bronce, como las medallas. - ¿Y qué color te vas a poner ...
Hook, Line and Sink
2008-07-18 08:12:00 Q: What is the only pick - up line that works?A: "How much?"
By: Crazy Quilt
It?s a Funny Thing, Looking Back
2008-07-18 07:54:00 Mariners Magazine, May 2007 If for some reason you can’t read the subtitle there, it reads: “The Mariners filled key holes with the addition of reliever Chris Reitsma, designated hitter Jose Vidro, and starter Horacio Ramirez.” Reading about how those three busts were filling “key holes” with their “unique skill sets” is funny enough, but it gets better! “I ...
Bailando con las estrellas de La Guerra de las Galaxias
2008-07-16 07:20:00 Están de moda los concursos de baile, y las gente de Star Wars no se queda atrás. No se pierdan a Darth vader bailando Thriller… muy bueno! Vía - Utero de Marita Este es un post de: il maistro - Blog de tecnologia Bailando con las estrellas de La Guerra de las Galaxias SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Bailando con las estrellas de La Guerra de las Galaxias", url: "http://ilmaistro.com/bailando--con-las-estrellas-de-la-guerra--de-las-galaxias/" });
By: il maistro
Merely Tasteless? Or an Outrageous Slur Disguised as Urbane Humor?
2008-07-14 16:09:00 The New Yorker. The bastion of all things clever, urbane, adroit, and satirical. The magazine?s latest cover shows,?Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, dressed as Muslim terrorists standing in the Oval Office with a portrait of Osama Bin Laden hanging on the wall. An American flag burns in the fireplace in the background. The magazine claimed that it was a satirical lampoon of the caricature that right-wing critics have tried to create.?Dripping with witty satire? Or sheer malice? Images are more powerful than words, though, and surely the editors knew the effect their image might have on those who would never read the article (18 pages long?have you read it?) but would pass around the image. The more controversial, the more the image gets seared into our retinas. The more the image haunts us with it?s slurs, the more damage it could do.From HuffPost:?Obama campaign spokesman Bill Burton called it ?tasteless and offensive? and, according to Jake Tapp...
By: Tumerica
Blacks in Paradise Are a Problem
2008-07-13 05:32:00 The Concow Fire, or Humboldt Fire, is a fire burning near a town called Paradise in northern California. It's in Butte County in the foothills of the Northern Sierra Nevada Mountains.I've never been to the area, but I was in Yuba City in 1973 (30 miles away). I went fishing in the Yuba River and caught a smallmouth bass on a lure (Yay!) and went fishing in a strange place called Sutter Bypass, which is a sort of endless twisting mess of bypasses, channels, fake streams, and whatnot, apparently diverted from the Sacramento River.We also used to stop in a place called Orland and buy really great olives in these little farmers' stores. This part of the Sacramento Valley is infernally hot in the summer, and there are all kinds of weird flying bugs out in the evenings, when it barely cools down. There's a lot more water in the Sacramento Valley than in the San Joaquin Valley (farther north), and you see many fields flooded with water to grow rice.The Humboldt Fire is one of the huge ...
By: Robert Lindsay
A Lotaria não devia sair a qualquer um!
2008-07-12 10:32:00 Desde pequenino:http://www.youtube.co-m/watch?v=7CbdVwkB5h4&NR=1G-aivota:http://www.youtube.com/w-atch?v=y7_rfbcxCTw
By: Bola na Trave
Must have $YEARS experience in $ACRONYM
2008-07-12 00:25:00 Slashdot has a very good story up on The Web Development Skills Crisis. The discussion in the comments is very educational for new tech workers entering the market. Yes, kids, it really is that stupid. The HR who wants one year experience in a platform that just broke beta yesterday, the manager who insists you know some buzzword that's entirely unrelated to the task, the insane expectations of mastery in exchange for the depressing low wage: they're all true. They aren't even the most extreme cases. And freelance tech workers will recognize the trend trickling down into one-shot contract jobs as well. You can tell when you're dealing with a company posting through HR as opposed to a lone webmaster: The home or independent business webmaster tells you what they want done, and leaves it to you to decide what tools to use. The company churns out a page of acronyms and leaves you with no clue what it is they want done. It sounds Web-two-point-ohey and synergistic and will be kind ...
Los programadores de verdad?
2008-07-10 17:13:00 Los programadores de verdad no necesitan comentarios ? el código es obvio. Los programadores de verdad no documentan. La documentación es para los idiotas que no pueden leer un volcado de memoria. Los programadores de verdad pueden escribir bucles de 5 páginas sin confundirse. Los programadores de verdad escriben su código en binario. O como mucho ensamblador. Los programadores ...
Another Ruined Photograph
2008-07-07 17:56:00 I think, by this time you should get it, should'nt you. Learn how to use a photo editing software and save all your ruined photos.Happy time with a couple making out at the back :PTags : Daily Jokes, Humor, Funny Pictures
Quantos gigas cabem num HUB?
2008-07-06 13:05:00 Eu chego em casa com um HUB USB de quatro saídas e pra acabar com o dia meu irmão pergunta: -Boda, o que é isso? -É um HUB…- eu disse -E quantos giga cabem aí?- ele disse Quando ele saiu eu me rolei de rir Pérola enviada pelo: boda Compartilhe!
My Most Obscure Hobbies
2008-07-05 18:42:00 Hey, just because I'm a hardcore geek, doesn't mean I'm one-dimensional! When I'm not doing anything involving a brain, here's some little ways I like to keep myself - and others - busy. Think of them as psychological happy-slapping, or little ways to add to the world's surrealism. * Provoking people to ask me what my sign is, so I can say it's 'no parking'. In my astrology chart (which is just as valid as any other), the signs are: "lane ends merge left", "yield", "signal ahead", "school crossing", "four-way stop", "no stopping any time", "one-way", "speed limit 60", "no parking", "do not enter", "road closed ahead", and "road work ahead". You want to see my chart? * Whenever I see a commercial on TV with a phone number saying "operators are standing by", I like to call the number and ask, "Why won't your boss give you a chair so you can sit down?" * I like to sing the words to 'Amazing Grace' to the tune of 'Gilligan's Island'. See, it works be...
Quem trabalha com suporte escuta cada pérola?
2008-07-02 12:54:00 Galera eu trabalho como atendente de telemarketing em uma empresa da minha cidade, eu atendo na área de internet, e em um lindo dia como todos os outros, a cliente ligou e disse q estava sem conexão. Bom minha primeira reação foi pedir para desligar o modem e verificar os cabos. Ok, após isso pedi para ...
[Imperdible] El mejor toque de balón jamás visto
2008-06-26 14:21:00 Veo en el blog de Alcanjo un video espectacular, de un tipo con un gran toque de balón. Alguien ha visto algo igual? FOOT 2008 (REMI GAILLARD)by nqtv Gracias a: Metalbytes.COM | Descarga de Rock para tu Mente Artículo original en Cesarius Revolutions | Cibercultura | GNU/Linux | Software Libre. Mientras no se indique lo contrario, todos ...
Secuela de World of Warcraft permitirá a los jugadores seleccionar como per
2008-06-25 21:47:00 En un paso revolucionario para los videojuegos, los muchachos de Blizzard han lanzado la secuela del mundialmente famoso y adictivo juego World of Warcraft, llamada World of World of Warcraft, en la cual los jugadores podrán seleccionar como personaje a un jugador virtual de World of Warcraft, pudiendo tener control absoluto sobre los movimientos que ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Secuela de World of Warcraft permitirá a los jugadores seleccionar como personaje a un jugador de World of Warcraft", url: "http://ilmaistro.com/secuela-d-e-world-of-warcraft-permitira-a--los-jugadores-seleccionar-como--personaje-a-un-jugador-de-worl-d-of-warcraft/" });
By: il maistro
Jumping the German Ship
2008-06-25 01:39:00 It?s strange that Europe?s biggest high-speed booming economy should have any trouble keeping its own people at home these days. But when you?re an exporting powerhouse like Germany (the world?s number three in armaments, for example, and number one in advice) that just goes with the turf, I guess. Whatever the case may be, more ...
Wentworth Miller: Here?s to your colon
2008-06-19 01:06:00 You must be wondering, WFW, What the fuck are you talking about? Well, I’ll tell you. Contrary to popular belief, I still love Wentworth and I was thinking of him today when I got a colon cleansing, just not the kind I thought… In the spirit of being as wet as ever for my favorite man, ...
By: Wet For Went
DVD Review: The Hammer
2008-06-18 20:14:00 I’ve got to be perfectly honest: when I heard about this movie I was less than thrilled. It seemed like exactly the kind of low-budget, unfunny bit of lowest common denominator humor that I try to stay away from. But after hesitantly checking out the trailer I changed my mind completely. Adam Carolla, known for his biting wit on the radio shows ...
Why Can't We Throw Away Desktop Trashcans?
2008-06-17 15:06:00 Trashcans have followed me around from platform to platform since my first GUI experience with MacIntosh system 7. I was alarmed upon my first encounter. Up until then, the 'delete' key was the Key Of Consequence, not to be frobbed lightly. Delete was forever. Everybody apparently understood that. Then I killed a file on the Mac, and this trashcan icon which I had previously ignored suddenly bulged. I clicked the trashcan and lo, the file lived still! I had to delete it - again!!! I immediately said to myself, "That's the stupidest damn thing I've ever seen anybody put on a computer! Has Apple lost its mind?" Oh well, the fad couldn't possibly last. After all, cars don't make you step on the brake twice to stop them, doors don't make you turn the handle twice to open them, elevators don't make you push the button twice... logically, users would shun this obvious maldesign! They didn't. I fled to Windows, and the trashcans followed me there under the alias of Recycle Bin,...
Celtics vs Lakers Version 11
2008-06-11 01:30:00 One of the greatest rivalries in basketball history is back again. Celtics vs Lakers. Bill Russel vs Wilt Chamberlin. Bob Cousy vs Jerry West. Sam Jones vs Elgin Baylor. Larry Bird vs Magic Johnson. Kevin McHale vs Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Paul Pierce vs Kobe Bryant. Kevin Garnett ...
Huge Gap Jump
2008-06-10 22:49:00 I usually don’t post videos where things go right, but this a pretty amazing skateboarding trick! I’ve seen a few like it, but none of them stuck the landing like this guy. Calling the Darwin Awards….
Picking Up The Blitz Ver 7.2
2008-06-10 21:00:00 Have you ever noticed when you’re watching TV late at night how the commercials change? No longer do you see ads for soda, cars, etc but you start to get ads for different products. The other night I couldn’t sleep and I was watching “All the Right Moves” on cable and in one ad block there ...
By: Random Thoughts
New Book Highlights Bad Tattoos
2008-06-10 20:15:00 The thought process for getting a tattoo is probably drastically different from one person to another. I know I’ve been thinking about what to get and where to put a tattoo for the past three years, and who knows if I’ll ever make a decision. Whereas some people don’t even remember their thought process since ...
There are boy moms and there are girl moms?
2008-06-10 05:31:00 I was talking to my friend, Rita, the other day at the dojo. Rita does not have children yet. Someone else from my karate class, Mary, walked in with her daughter and I said to Rita “AHA! Mary only has girls, doesn’t she?” Rita said “Yeah, she has a daughter, how did you know?” and I said “Because ...
Humor in the Workplace
2008-06-10 03:39:00 Humor in the Workplace by Martin Brossman Humor to me is much more than telling a silly joke. It’s about a state of being, an attitude of looking for humor and joy in things. It’s about realizing that you can create humor and joy in just about any context. I learned this empirically ...
OLPC 1
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Pamela Anderson Is From Canada
2008-06-10 00:30:00 No, today is not some sort of Canada Day at TastyBooze. But I saw these pictures of Pamela Anderson, one of Canada’s finest exports (although she had to import her breasts, if you know what I mean), representing the red-and-white Maple Leaf on The Superficial and thought it was a good pairing with the news ...
Buy You A Drank, The Anti-Energy Drink
2008-06-09 23:15:00 If you’re going to name your beverage “Drank,” you better have some sort of affiliation already worked out with T-Pain. “Buy U A Drank (Shawty Snappin’)” has to be your theme song, it should play on your web site and be involved in every part of your marketing. Unfortunately the people behind Drank seem to have ...
CNN Doesn?t Understand The Top 10 List
2008-06-09 20:25:00 Here is the actual headline of the article. 10 best excuses for coming to work late Here is their list of excuses. 1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog. 2. Someone stole all my daffodils. 3. I had to go audition for American Idol. 4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn’t ...
Canadians Love Their Beer, Eh
2008-06-09 19:25:00 Canadians get shit for a number of reasons, maybe that’s what leads them to drinking so much alcohol or it could just be that there isn’t much else to do when it’s cold as fuck outside 10 months of the year. The Canadian Press (Canada’s version of the Associated Press, I assume) is reporting today that ...
Ah yes?
2008-06-09 18:32:00 It’s June, been in the 40s all week and raining hailing now, here in Seattle. I bet you’re jealous. Because I’m thinking the rest of the world is suffering 90 something degree heat and getting sunburned. No chance of that here, folks. Still freezing my ass off. It’s winter in Washington. Steve’s coming home tonight for a ...
Bierstick - The Evolution Of The Beer Bong
2008-06-09 18:00:00 I don’t know about you guys but this looks exactly like a party I was at last Friday night. Hot chicks in their underwear binge drinking by shoving 24 ounces of delicious ice cold beer down each others throats. Really it was a hell of a time. With the tired old homemade beer bong you have ...
Humor jokes-Last meal
2008-06-09 09:04:00 Three guys are about to be executed and they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.The Italian responds, Pepperoni Pizza, which he is served and then executed.The Frenchmen requests a Fillet Mignon, which he is served and then executed.The Newf requests a plate of strawberries."STRAWBERRIES ????""Yes, Strawberries."He is told "But they are out of season!""So, I'll wait."
Friday Vs Monday!
2008-06-09 08:07:00 Just because its Monday, have a look at the following link...! http://www.rickysplace.com/vide-os/0602-3.html Have a great week ahead guys! Cheers!
Happy Customer
2008-06-09 02:00:00 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Happy Customer", url: "http://www.brainstuck.com/2008-/06/09/happy-customer/" });
Audio Jokes Online At Comic Wonder
2008-06-09 00:04:00 Do You Like Jokes?Are You Good At Telling Jokes?Comic WonderJoke TellingAudio JokesA Forum Where People Can Tell JokesRate And Share Audio JokesTo Tell Jokes You Need A Phone And A JokeComic Wonder Provides Joke Telling Tips,A Competitive Joke Arena And Comic WonderContests And Prizes!Comic Wonder Of The Year Contestwww.ComicWonder.com/
Tandarts humor
2008-06-09 00:00:00 De meeste tandartsen zijn humorloze zoutzakken en het is dan ook strontvervelend om er een te bezoeken. Ook hebben alle tandartsen (geen een uitgezonderd) de vervelende eigenschap dat ze de hoofdprijs berekenen voor het weinige entertainment dat ze bieden. Ik ga niet meer! Het is jammer dat de volgende tandarts in een sketch van de Carrol Burnette Show zit, anders ging ik bij hem het nog eens proberen. http://www.youtube.com/v/Q9T8i4-FkNVo
By: Hoempa
Signs of NOT Aging and other random science?
2008-06-08 22:19:00 Who ever said “A watched pot never boils”? Because I just watched a pot of water boil. Ok, I waited until I saw a few more little bubbles than when I first started watching, got bored and dumped in the pasta. But honestly, it was going to start boiling ANY second. It’s just my attention ...
Product Review: The USB Thing From Hell
2008-06-08 22:09:00 I was out shopping yesterday and my wife wanted to look in the local Thrift Store, well you do find the strangest things in those places so I was game for an adventure. While she perused the clothes, I was off to the rotting and aged electronics section. That was when I spotted ‘The Thing’. ...
Tracked
2008-06-08 19:33:00 SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Tracked", url: "http://www.brainstuck.com/2008-/06/08/tracked/" });
Otrova Gómas: Hay un chance
2008-06-08 02:37:00 Tal Cual Por una de esas casualidades de la vida, hace poco me encontré con un chavista conciente que estaba en Europa en el ejercicio de sus privilegios. Simpático él y con cara de ayudante de mecánico ilustrado, me dijo que carece de un puesto directo en el Gobierno pero está bien conectado al aparato del poder ...
One of the Funniest Airline Ads
2008-06-07 23:27:00 This ran as part of a full-page ad in the Wall Street Journal last week. Pure brilliance. To see the full ad be sure to visit the booklocker
Beware of gifts from old men.
2008-06-07 21:12:00 Last month I had a birthday but hadn’t told anyone about it. When, as part of a non-related conversation it came out that my birthday had passed, a certain employer of mine offered this small gift, pictured here, as a reward for my hard work. Quite lovely, you might say… except that he had only agreed to send one ...
By: fracas
Bigamy joke and humor
2008-06-07 14:36:00 In the courtroom... Judge: You have been found not guilty of bigamy! So you can now be released and you can go home. Prisoner: Which home shall I go to? Jokes and humor category: Bigamy jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Mama zei dat ik het mocht
2008-06-07 13:52:00 De titel van deze post, word vaak aangehaald door kleine kinderen en Peter. Deze kleine franse jongen doet allemaal gekke dingen en komt er nog mee weg ook want z’n mama heeft echt gezegt dat het mocht.
By: CrapWeb
Komt die inworp!
2008-06-07 12:19:00 Zo lekker keihard voor je kannis. Als je een prof wil nadoen met een super inworp doe het dan wel goed.
By: CrapWeb
On Communicating (And Kevin?s Birthday)
2008-06-07 10:24:00 Kevin Dixie’s having a birthday today, but it seems we’re not supposed to be talking about it. See, now I think this is a perfect example of a bit of a communication problem. I’m sure Kevin told Sylvie he didn’t want her to tell everyone, but we all know that actually means, please… tell everyone. It ...
By: fracas
Short humor jokes-Responsible
2008-06-07 09:04:00 In this job we need someone who is responsible, " said the employer."Then I'm your man," answered the potential employee. "On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible. |
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