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Humorous joke and humor
2008-06-03 14:59:00 Mr Normal: Haven't I seen your face somewhere else? Mr Humor: I'm sorry! My face has always been between my ears. Jokes and humor category: Humorous jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Two Surefire Ways How To Dump A Girl In A Restaurant, Fast!
2008-05-25 05:43:00 by Tina “Knowledgeable” Peden. Hey guys, did you ever take a date out to a restaurant and an hour later you knew that the girl was not for you so you decide to do the gentlemanly thing and dump her and dump her ass fast but you were stumped on how to do it? Guys relax, ...
President threatens to behead gays
2008-05-23 01:53:00 ECCENTRIC Gambian President Yahya Jammeh has threatened to behead gays unless they leave the country, according to reports. “The Gambia is a country of believers … sinful and immoral practices (such) as homosexuality will not be tolerated in this country,” the president told a crowd at a political rally on May 15, local journalists said today. He ...
Pub urinal computer games launched
2008-05-20 01:30:00 TWO Belgian beer fans have launched a video game named Place to Pee, which allows players to fly down ski slopes or kill aliens while relieving themselves at urinals. Werner Dupont, a software developer and Bart Geraets, an electrical engineer, got the idea while drinking beers. The Place to Pee’ booth is designed for two users at ...
9 year old girl in martial arts fight - is this wrong?
2008-05-17 23:18:00 What is your reaction after seeing this? Thanks to MMA Fight Video Share This
Most Humorous Financial Headline of the Day
2008-05-13 21:50:00 From today's Wall Street Journal: Losses Dog Sirius, XM Technorati Tags: Wall Street Journal, headline, humor
Most Humorous Financial Headline of the Day
2008-05-13 21:50:00 From today's Wall Street Journal: Losses Dog Sirius, XM Technorati Tags: Wall Street Journal, headline, humor
Public garden trashed after Facebook party
2008-05-10 03:19:00 A MASS water fight organised on Facebook led to an award-winning garden being trashed. Leeds City Council in Britain says about 350 people armed with water pistols and buckets destroyed the city’s Millennium Square garden, causing thousands of dollars of damage. Footage of the holiday rampage taken by participants was posted on the YouTube video website set ...
Operator, there?s an alligator in my kitchen
2008-04-27 04:06:00 A WOMAN who was confronted by a huge alligator that had wandered into her kitchen had trouble convincing emergency services it wasn’t an iguana. US woman Sandra Frosti called 911 after finding the 2.4m alligator in the kitchen of her Florida home after investigating the source of some strange noises. ?I heard a noise from the kitchen ...
The world?s first YouTube divorce writ
2008-04-23 02:18:00 A Woman has delivered the world’s first YouTube divorce writ to millions of people, tearfully ranting about her sexless marriage to a man 24 years her senior. The video, by New York’s sometime actor and playwright Tricia Walsh-Smith, 52, has attracted 2.9 million viewers and offers to appear on US TV shows such as Today and ...
Humorous Html Tags.
2008-04-15 18:32:00 Humorous Html Tags.Who says programming cant be funny? All you need is a programmer with a sense of humor! Here are a few photos with 'HTML Tags', which can make anyone smile (if you understand it). One other thing, we aren't sure that these were created by any programmer or with their assistance, as you see humor is such a rare commodity which isn't available everywhere! Source: Linkinn.Other Posts:Book Art!Amazing Trees.Interesting Cars.Crayons Portrait.Interesting Lamps.
By: Crooked Brains
Monique Goossens and her humorous ceramics
2008-04-08 15:28:00 amsterdam based designer monique goossens works in a variety of mediums, but she has a particular interest in ceramics. her work is playful, almost artistic in nature, exploring the conventions of the medium with humour and skill. (designboom) + Monique Goossens , flores en el atico
By: yatzer
More Humorous Quotes
2008-04-05 17:27:00 I love quotes that make me think and make me chuckle a little at the same time. My friend Regina sent me some more cute and humorous quotes, concerning faith. Hope you have a blessed day and hope you enjoy checking these out: *God wants spiritual fruit; not religious nuts. *Growing old is inevitable; growing up ...
By: Daily Provision
Naomi Campbell in airport arrest
2008-04-04 02:47:00 POLICE handcuffed British supermodel Naomi Campbell on board a plane and removed her from a flight at London’s Heathrow airport today, an airport spokeswoman and witnesses said. Earlier, reports said Campbell had been arrested for allegedly spitting at a police officer. “We can confirm that a passenger was removed by police from a BA (British Airways) flight ...
The One Where I Try To Write A Humorous, Yet Random, Post
2008-04-03 18:43:00 Let’s chat, shall we? I have a few things I’d like to share about my life these days. 1. I have my first post up at Prefabcosm.com, which is the work-at-home job I’ve mentioned. Mostly I do research, though. 2. I’m getting used to feeling nauseous all the time, but I’m really bitter about the fact ...
F1 boss Max Mosley allegedly caught in Nazi sex video
2008-03-31 09:59:00 THE president of the body governing world motor racing - the son of a notorious wartime fascist - has allegedly been caught on video cavorting with prostitutes in a Nazi role-play sex game. Max Mosley - the son of British Union of Fascists party founder Oswald Mosley - was reported by the News of the World ...
How to Ditch a Bad Date?
2008-03-28 03:45:00 Have you ever been in a date that you know is headed in a train wreck but you don’t exactly know how to escape? This video offered some tips on how you can get out from a bad date without making too much of a fuss. My personal favorite? The fake allergies!
Woman sues over Oprah audience pushing
2008-03-23 01:57:00 A woman claims in a lawsuit that she was injured in a dash for seats at Oprah Winfrey’s talk show in Chicago.Orit Greenberg’s lawsuit seeks some $US50,000 ($A54,860) in damages. Greenberg claims Harpo Studios failed to control the audience on December 5, 2006. The lawsuit says audience members were told to sit wherever they wanted. The ...
11-year-old marries 10-year-old cousin
2008-03-19 08:48:00 An 11-year-old boy has married his 10-year-old cousin in the ultra-conservative Muslim kingdom of Saudi Arabia, a newspaper reported. Mohammed al-Rashidi and his unidentified cousin will seal the marriage they contracted under the sharia laws of Islam and move in together after a ceremony to take place in the summer, Al-Shams, newspaper said. “I am ready for ...
Physics the humorous way
2008-03-17 18:13:00 Here are list of laws and principals followed in Physics but in a little humorous way so that the law becomes modified to a extent all of us can read and enjoy. No offense to the actual law.1st Law of Motion:A woman's mouth continues in its state of motion in a straight line until and unless exerted by any external force.Law of Love:The velocity of a body falling in love is directly proportional to velocity of money falling from his pocket.Love valency:Love valency is the number of boys that a girl holds in her teenage.Len's law:An eye is a lens because when four eyes meet they converge at principal focus called Love.Conductivity of Sound:A teacher sound takes more time to reach frok ear to brain than it takes to come out from the other ear.# Contact info submission url: sagunrai.blogspot.com/ site_owner: -Sagun Rai address1: - address2: city: - state: - country: postal_code: phone_number: - display_email: site_name: sagunrai.blogspot.com site_description: traveling, sports, ...
Woman sat on toilet for two years
2008-03-14 00:01:00 A Woman in US has spent two years stuck to a toilet before her boyfriend finally called for help. The woman, who has not been named, initially refused medical help, but was convinced by emergency services and her boyfriend that she needed to leave the bathroom and go to hospital. Sheriff Bryan Whipple told AP it appeared ...
Humorous Post of the Day?
2008-03-08 22:42:00 This post would probably be quite laughable if it weren’t true. Treasury Secretary Paulson continues to talk about a strong dollar policy and its benefits, even while the dollar is breaking through to new lows. Does he really think that his talking about a strong dollar will create a strong dollar? “The strong dollar is ...
A humorous take on capturing visitors? eyeballs.
2008-02-20 16:11:00 On the contrary, eyeball tracking and testing is serious business to some passionate marketers (like Andy Jenkins) because they know every ‘minor’ visual detail can have drastic consequences on determining a visitor’s reaction and how this, in turn, impacts your website conversion. Make no mistake a lot of thought has been put in coming up with ...
Meet the world?s smallest bodybuilder
2008-02-17 04:19:00 At just 2ft 9in, Indian muscleman Aditya ‘Romeo’ Dev is the world’s smallest bodybuilder.Pint-sized Romeo is well-known in his hometown of Phagwara, India - for his ability to lift 1.5kg dumbbells - despite his overall 9kg body weight. Every day, crowds flock to the local gym to the see the mini-muscleman in training. Unlike many dwarfs, Romeo ...
Government move to cut internet pirates? service
2008-02-13 00:03:00 People in Britain who illegally download films and music will be cut off from the internet under new legislative proposals to be unveiled next week. Internet service providers will be legally required to take action against people who use pirated material. Users suspected of wrongly downloading films or music will receive a warning email for the first ...
Cops tell man ?your girlfriend used to be a man?
2008-02-06 00:12:00 Garrick Jacobson was in custody at Sydney’s Surry Hills police station when he apparently discovered his girlfriend used to be a man. Within hours of being released on bail, he went to her apartment and started “belting the hell” out of her, Downing Centre Local Court heard yesterday. The two NSW police officers who allegedly revealed the ...
The Fake Women in My Life
2008-02-03 01:56:00 by Andy Cowan. As with the early days of live TV, the early days of “live women” are starting to seem like a quaint remnant from yesteryear, yet another golden age we didn?t know was golden until it faded away with our memories. I admit that most of the ladies who?ve been “communicating” with me lately ...
A Humorous Bow Hunting Story Posted By : SamD
2008-02-02 15:02:00 A man and his friend were bow hunting elk in the Colorado mountains near Stoner Colorado. They rode their horse’s from early morning until late evening. The high mountain terrain was very rough with tree’s blown down and large boulders in the path. Their horse’s had to step very carefully… More: continued here
Woman placed ad for hitman on craigslist
2008-01-28 01:36:00 An American woman has been arrested after she allegedly tried to hire a hitman to murder her lover’s wife by posting an ad on the popular website craigslist. Anne Marie, 48, from Grand Rapids, Michigan offered www.craigslist.org users the chance to kill Carol, a 56-year-old woman in California, in a vaguely worded free ad under the ...
Telco Telstra wins right to fire sex romp girl
2008-01-27 03:23:00 Telstra has won the right to sack a young female employee over an alcohol-fuelled after-hours sex romp, reigniting debate about the line between work and private lives. The Industrial Relations Commission yesterday upheld Telstra’s appeal against an earlier ruling that Carlie Streeter be reinstated and paid compensation for being unjustly sacked following the romp last February. Ms ...
Super-geek David Spade gets Playboy Playmate pregnant
2008-01-20 02:40:00 Comedian David Spade received a shock after a Playboy Playmate half his age claimed she was pregnant with his child. Miss March 2005 Jillian Grace, 22, made the claim after dating the Spade, the 43-year-old star of Joe Dirt and Just Shoot Me, for a short time. “I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace,” Spade confirmed ...
The Real Da Vinci Code
2008-01-19 09:41:00 To say Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519) was a genius is falling short of the praise he deserves. He was an artist, engineer, architect, mathematician, anatomist, musician, and inventor. He was able to change the world as we know it with his inventions such as the machine gun, the parachute, and the calculator. ...
Help, there?s a body in the home I?m robbing
2008-01-19 01:25:00 A Berlin burglar’s break-in took an unexpected turn when he stumbled upon a corpse and felt compelled to call the police. “He called to say he’d just broken into a flat and found a dead body,” said a spokeswoman for Berlin police Thursday. “He gave the address of the place and then hung ...
Humorous Kindle Books
2008-01-13 06:11:00 Get A Kindle And Read Some Kindle BooksAmazon Has A New Wireless Reader And Loads Of Kindle Books To Download And ReadThere are no monthly fees or any fees for the wireless connectivity. Amazon pays for that. The wireless connectivity allows you to search for and order Kindle Books from anywhere. When you buy Kindle books they are automatically delivered wirelessly in less than a minute's time. You also get Free Book Samples. You can download and read the first chapter of books you're interested in. Then you can decide if you want to buy the books.The Kindle Reader holds 200 books. You can adjust the size of the text for easier reading. The Kindle Reader weighs only 10.3 ounces. You can also read Word documents and pictures with Your Kindle Reader. You can email Word documents and pictures in .JPG, .GIF, .BMP and .PNG file formats to Kindle and view them on Your Kindle Reader.Here Are Some Humorous Kindle BooksHumorous Kindle Books
CES 2008: WowWee humorous personal robot
2008-01-07 02:28:00 Here’s one of WowWee’s fun companion-robots from CES 2008. He sure looks like he has a sense of humor. He’d have to, with a face like that. “Mr. Personality” displays said personality on a LCD screen that features animated and synced facial features. He tells jokes, reads your daily fortune and will gladly answer any ...
By: SlipperyBrick
Ideas for a Humorous Scene (Twisted Minds Appreciated)
2008-01-06 17:27:00 I am plotting out my next book, FUR BALL FEVER, and need some ideas for a funny scene. read more &raqu-o;
By: Communati.com
Free Humorous Quiz Ebook
2008-01-06 15:11:00 Working life in office is full with good things and bad things. Having enough knowledge about working life in office is very basic for everyone who wants to success working for someone else.Learning about the working life from a humorous quiz offers difference touch of learning. This free ebook is called by The Corporate Reaction Analysis Program Quiz or C.R.A.P Quiz ebook.Read this free ebook and you will feel the difference.
Online Dating Profiles: A couple paragraphs that can change your life
2008-01-04 06:33:00 by Ed Attanasio Because I am a writer, many of my friends ask me all the time to write their online profiles to post on dating web sites. I always feel like it?s a big commitment — kind of like writing someone?s resume or biography. There?s a lot at stake and the pressure to write something ...
Soccer referee pulls out red card, then gun
2007-12-26 22:56:00 A Malaysian referee took out his gun and fired warning shots in the air after a local soccer match turned unruly following the suspension of a player, according to a local newspaper report. The referee, who was also a policeman, ran to his patrol car to get his gun after players mobbed him for showing the ...
Japanese government says UFOs exist
2007-12-19 23:45:00 Yes, UFOs do exist, Japan’s top government spokesman said on Tuesday. The comment by chief cabinet secretary Nobutaka Machimura drew laughter from reporters at his regular briefing on government policy. Earlier the cabinet, responding to an opposition lawmaker’s question, issued a statement saying it could not confirm any cases of unidentified flying ...
Bikini-scandal newsreader punches cop
2007-12-18 01:29:00 A US television newsreader who has already made headlines for sending revealing photos of herself to a married man has been arrested after allegedly punching a police officer in the face. Alycia Lane, a newsreader on a CBS affiliate station, allegedly hit the female officer in Manhattan early yesterday (last night AEDT), the Associated Press reported. It ...
A humorous look on the sub-prime crisis
2007-12-02 03:57:00 I think it was a very funny way to talk about the not-so-funny situation in the financial markets related to the subprime crisis:Here is another one, with the same gentlemen performing:These British folks are so funny sometimes.
Miss Universe?s pepper spray sabotage
2007-11-26 23:28:00 Organisers of a beauty pageant in Puerto Rico are investigating a case of sabotage after a contestant’s evening gowns and makeup were doused with pepper spray, causing her to break out in hives. Ingrid Marie Rivera beat 29 pageant rivals to become the 2008 Miss Universe contestant ? despite the hives. Ms Rivera was ...
Humorous Irony
2007-11-26 17:10:00 Cameron and I saw a commercial for a video contest last night where people tell of a change of habit that could possibly spread across the globe and help our environment. The “Green Your Routine” contest is based on The 11th Hour documentary. Here is the commercial: Did you catch the irony? The person who wins gets two tickets on a fossil-fuel-burning jet so they can attend the Global Green Academy Awards. Don’t get me wrong. I’m all for environmental change and everyone pitching in to help; however, I also love the delicious taste of irony and this one was almost as filling as Thanksgiving dinner. Speaking of which, you can see pictures of our Thanksgiving over at Kath’s blog. It was scrumptious. Listening to: “Sealion (Chromeo Remix)” - Feist
By: The Web Pen Blog
Classic Humorous Pictures
2007-11-21 12:44:00 Classic Humorous Pictures A humorous picture may bring us particular enjoyment. You might have no sense of humor at first glance however, once you tasted the meaning of it, and then you will understood its humor. Want have a try?
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Cats: Humorous moments
2007-10-22 23:14:00 I never thought that cats had any sense of humor.
By: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hooking up with a perfect partner. Just imagine?
2007-10-13 20:49:00 by Andy Cowan. WHY does perpetuating the species seem to hinge on hooking up with a person who inevitably has at least one major character flaw? Maybe it’s because if you stumbled upon someone who was absolutely perfect, you’d die. But what if you lived? Like a dog chasing a car, would you even know what to ...
Councilman James Oddo in Borat-Style ?Ambush?
2007-10-11 18:24:00 An obscenity-laced video of a city councilman kicking a Norwegian interviewer out of his office has drawn a bigger audience than he’s ever had at City Hall. The video of New York City Councilman James Oddo and a woman using the fake interview format made famous by British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen’s Ali G character ...
By: The Hot Joints
Warsong Gulch? Is Not On A Map
2007-10-02 05:28:00 by Erin Steiner. The other night I was making dinner when, from the other room, I heard my boyfriend say “Welcome to Warsong Gulch.” I paused, halfway bent into the oven and thought to myself, “Why do I know that name?” I flipped through my mental rolodex of places that it might be but couldn’t find ...
Rather Ridiculous
2007-09-25 01:44:00 I have obtained new documentary evidence regarding Dan Rather’s relationship with his former bosses at CBS News. Obviously, I cannot identify my source. But he told me during a collect call from Sofia, Bulgaria, that he has access to Rather’s “personal files” and that his typewriter was built after 1966. To authenticate the document, I ...
By: The Hot Joints
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