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Laugh for some time....
2008-09-16 19:31:00 MY HUB PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOTYOUSAYTOO JOURNAL Do comment whether you like such posts and what i need to improvize on this blog...waiting for your comments people!! -- If you like this post, then... Visit http://jokesrfunny.blogspot.com- for more....
Funny Cards
2008-09-16 19:16:00 MY HUB PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOTYOUSAYTOO JOURNAL Do comment whether you like such posts and what i need to improvize on this blog...waiting for your comments people!! -- If you like this post, then... Visit http://jokesrfunny.blogspot.com- for more....
when humour is allowed
2008-09-12 21:04:00 Friday 12: Should our art be enough? Doubtful. Fascination with the person will always play a major part, so it is simplistic of Cliff Richard to expect his private life to go unremarked on. Even more stupid is being evasive as people will always make their own assumptions, so he has only himself to blame ...
Turning the Desert Green in Qatar
2008-09-09 14:32:00 The Supreme Qatar Desert Development Council (SQDDC) has released its plans for the development of the desert, according to a report in the Qatar Times today. The SQDDC plans call for a greening of the desert which will, in time, return the desert to a much more hospitable environment. Qatar, like much of the Middle East, was once thought to have been a much greener place than it is now, and recent finds of hunting tools designed to kill animals such as aurochs and elephants have lent weight to this theory.The development of the desert, said Dr Lotfi Al Baloushi, head of the SQDDC, will also involve the building of a new urban area, which will be called Desert City. Virtual images have been released by SQDDC of what the Qatar desert will look like by 2010 - including one where a larger than life Qatari strides across grass with the giant sand dunes at Messaieed (now covered in a verdant green) in the distance. However, one United Nations desert scientist who we contacted, Icelander...
By: Qatar Visitor
LolCat Of The Week 25/08/08: ?I Haz No Thumbz?
2008-08-25 19:17:00 Hi, it?s Monday 25 August and the image below is my new ?LolCat of the Week? [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. Image courtesy of ICHC? Written By - TheLostGirl ONLY for TheLostGirl?s Blog website - Accept no imitators. Please let me know if you are reading this post ANYWHERE other than... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
LolCat Of The Week 21/08/08 Double Bill: ?FBI Kitteh? & ?I Haz A Ponder?
2008-08-21 20:57:00 Hi, it?s Thursday 21 August and the two images below are my new ?LolCat(s) of the Week? [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. Image couretsy of Lol Cates Pic1 & Pic 2 Written By - TheLostGirl ONLY for TheLostGirl?s Blog website - Accept no imitators. Please let me know if you are reading this post... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Fête des pères et humour.
2008-06-16 07:13:00 On fête les pères en France depuis 1968, même si aucun decret n?a été publié, contrairement à la fête des mères qui fut officialisée en 1929.
FC BARCELONA TRANSFER NEWS 2008: ETO´O & AC MILAN TALKING
2008-06-08 10:40:00 According to "Sport" & "AS" FC BARCELONA player SAMUEL ETO´O has began talks with AC MILAN. The players representative Josep Maria Mesalles flew to Milan to talk with AC Milan strong person... Read all the news, results, details & comments in English on Spanish Football & Sports
Pole dancing on the tube
2008-06-06 11:51:00 I don?t know about you but on my way to work this morning I had to fight my ways past hordes of tired grumpy people, fight for a space on the tube, tiptoe around the feet of those sitting down, avoid eye contact with EVERYONE and listen to the terrible music emanating from some yoof stood nearby. At no point did an attractive girl start pole dancing. But if I had been in Romania this may well have happened. Sigh. It?s an odd thing, but certainly a welcome thing, for men at least, seeing a woman in some gorgeous lingerie, on the way to and from work...read more about Fun on the underground
By: MioBlog
Justin Timberlake & Jessica Beil To Live Together
2008-06-05 22:43:00 The very pretty, but very miserable JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and JESSICA BEIL may be moving in together [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. Sources are reporting that Mr J.T. and his girlfried BEIL are about to take the plunge. ?Jessica is preparing to live in Justin?s Hollywood Hills home,? an insider says. ?They?re both really excited.? But Biel, 26, is also ...
?Stupid?
2008-06-05 18:15:00 Suatu hari dua orang kaya (X dan Y) duduk di sebuah cafe, sambil ngobrol dan menggosipkan para sopirnya. Orang kaya X, “Hey, elo tahu nggak, sopir gue ini blo’onnya setengah mati! Elo nggak percaya? Nih lihat!!!.” Dia lalu memanggil sopirnya si Ucok, “Ucok, ini seratus ribu, pergi ke toko mobil gih, belikan gue Mercedez.” Ucok menjawab ...
By: KIP's Bandung
Robbers are just pants
2008-06-05 12:56:00 Two robbers showed barefaced cheek when they robbed a shop using thongs as masks to cover their faces. The two geniuses didn?t realise the skimpy underwear wouldn?t cover much of their faces ? don?t they know the thong is small? ? and so police are confident they will catch them. The mind boggles though ? where did they get the underwear from? Their girlfriends? How do robbers get girlfriends? Or did ...read more about Thongs and Robbers
By: MioBlog
Chris Rocked it hard last night!
2008-06-05 12:44:00 I’ve always been a fan of Chris Rock and have watched many of his shows, but never did I imagine that I’d watch him in person. Last night, Chris presented his No Apologies show at the Grand West Casino in Cape Town and it was absolutely brilliant! He handles topics such as black vs white and ...
Nothing To Worry About
2008-06-05 11:08:00 In a second grade sex education class, little Mary asks, “teacher, can my momma get pregnant?” The teacher asks, “how old is your mother?” Little Mary says, “forty”. The teacher says, “yes, your mother could get pregnant.” The little girl asks, “can my big sister get pregnant?” The teacher asks, “how old is your sister?” Little Mary answers, “nineteen”. The teacher says, ...
By: ZA Vibes
Should language be used to generate humour? - Feature
2008-06-05 09:00:00 Language as a metaphor has been the favorite tool, which has been employed by the filmmakers to generate humour and to bring back the repeat audience into the theatre, and DON MUTHUSWAMI also followed in the same tradition…. Read Original story
Justin Timberlake Is Making Himself (More) Unpopular
2008-06-05 00:53:00 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE is taking no prisoners in the press junket for his new movie ‘The Love Guru’ [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. TIMBERLAKE is getting a bad reputation and feedback in the blogosphere, for making journalists sign a lengthily (and ever-so-slightly ridiculous) confidentiality agreement that states clauses as per the below. Just so you know, ‘The Love ...
Steven Seagal returns as The Cockpuncher!
2008-06-04 15:19:00 Today sees the release of the eagerly awaited “The Onion Movie”. The Onion is featured quite regularly here at About:Blank so you guys should love this. It features our favourite (after Chuck of course) has-been action heroes, Steven Seagal in a self-mocking sketch called “The Cockpuncher” and Melissa Cherry, a Britney Spears style teenybopper with hits ...
By: about:blank
A Mans Guide to Folding a T-Shirt
2008-06-04 15:08:00 Im forever being told off for my untidiness around the house. Here is a simple guide on how to fold a t-shirt. She does go over it quite quickly so you have my permission to watch the video more than once…its very educational. via
By: about:blank
Colour Co-ordinated Y Fronts
2008-06-04 15:05:00 Those were the days eh! When you could wear your colour co-ordinated Y Fronts with pride. And man they look proud!
By: about:blank
A world without IM is a dangerous world indeed.
2008-06-04 14:49:00 Imagine if, all of a sudden, MSN, Yahoo or Facebook etc stopped working in your office and you had to resort to good ole messages in a bottle. It may look something like this… Keep your head down next time your internet connection goes kaput.via
By: about:blank
Got Any Change?
2008-06-04 06:27:00 Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “Sure, buddy.” Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again!” Officer: “Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “No, SIR!”
By: ZA Vibes
Newspapers can be so harsh!
2008-06-03 17:53:00 This newspaper knows how to kick a guy when hes down! via
By: about:blank
Nintendo should use this to advertise Wii Fit?
2008-06-03 17:52:00 There has never been a better time to get a Wii! Most Wii games make the player look like they are having some kind of fit but thats all changed since Wii Fit has been released… via A Welsh View
By: about:blank
Sorry. Childish humour alert.
2008-06-03 12:53:00 Wankum is a town in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany. The town’s location, near the A40 autobahn close to the border with The Netherlands, is infamous with British motorists who pass the sign to the Wankum exit shortly after entering Germany.
By: about:blank
Ex-Boyfriend Jewelry.com - Selling Your Unwanted Gifts
2008-06-03 12:38:00 After a relationship ends ? a proper one, where you have to own two toothbrushes because you?re never sure which bed you?ll be waking up in, there is the inevitable post-break up clean out. CDs, clothes, books, aforementioned toothbrushes, all exchanged. But what about jewelry? It was a gift, but wearing it just seems wrong, so you...read more about Ex-Boyfriend Jewelry.com
By: MioBlog
Graduation photo comparison across the Pacific Ocean.
2008-06-03 11:38:00 The whole fraternity thing is a bit of a mystery to me…but i know what i would prefer and its not Banzai! (yes, you can click on the image for the uncensored version)via
By: about:blank
Psychics Prediction
2008-06-03 11:22:00 Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: “There?s no easy way to say this, so I?ll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.” Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared ...
By: ZA Vibes
How to peal a banana?.using your ass cheeks.
2008-06-02 21:26:00 I try my best to occasionally post something that is both educational and a compulsory social skill…everybody knows how to peal a banana using ones ass…do you? Now you do! via
By: about:blank
Its not the mouth it comes out of?
2008-06-02 21:23:00 …its the mind it goes into! (well done George Brownridge…it was unintentional of course!) via Miss Cellania
By: about:blank
A demotivation poster for the office drone.
2008-06-02 21:08:00 Ive tried my best to resist posting “motivational posters” here as i find them a bit repetitive but this one is perfect… via
By: about:blank
A Child?s Embarrassing Questions Solved
2008-06-02 13:27:00 Children are adorable, wide-eyed, quizzical little scamps / argumentative, mouthy, talking back monsters (delete on your opinion). They always ask the wrong questions at the wrong times, like the classic: ?is that man pregnant?? in the supermarket as a particularly obese man walks past. So the news that a doctor has written a book for children explaining about breast enhancement, and other medical body-improving operations, sounds like it actually might be a good idea. I mean if it saves embarrassing questions such as ?Why has Auntie Jane got a...read more about A Child's Embarrassing Questions Solved
By: MioBlog
The Old Timers Machine.. classic!
2008-06-01 23:49:00 The Old Timers Machine is a website, which allows you to upload a picture of yourself and then choose your clothing and everything to basically see how you would look in the years to come. The website is a scream, I unfortunately don’t have a great headshot of myself, so I couldn’t do much, but will ...
Eugene: Taking the World by Storm
2008-05-31 15:51:00 by Lynsey Swan Taylor & Matthew Harley He’s a doodle let loose upon the world with dreams of freedom and a longing to belong. Follow his adventures with a free downloadable copy of the very first issue! Want a FREE 300 DPI printable version of this issue? Visit www.mattharley.com/eugene and request a printable edition. Click on the ...
Man Finds Woman Living in Closet
2008-05-30 10:18:00 Puzzled by food mysteriously disappearing from his refridgerator while he was out at work, a 57-year-old Japanese man from Fukuoka installed a security camera in his home. Reviewing the footage, he was shocked to see someone walking around and called the police in to investigate. 58-year-old Tatsuko Horikawa was discovered in a flat storage space only ...
By: Noddegamra
A Tough Test
2008-05-30 06:21:00 My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me .. it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and ...
By: ZA Vibes
The Uncomfortable Truth. Nobody reads your blog.
2008-05-29 21:25:00 Its enough to make you cry! Dispairwear via
By: about:blank
Win an iPod touch for your best pick up line!
2008-05-29 21:20:00 Seduction101 is giving away an iPod Touch to the person who comes up with the most awesome pick up line in the eyes of the public. The process is simple, simply add your pickup line, get friends to vote on it, vote on other pickup lines and the best pickup line will be rewarded. I clicked on ...
The Facebook Gangsta
2008-05-29 10:33:00 We featured a great comedy sketch a few weeks back that parodies facebook. Heres another parody on the whole facebook celebrity culture, this time its the turn of the Facebook Gangsta! Some great lyrics… via
By: about:blank
Magic Security Bunnies
2008-05-29 01:53:00 Primarily because Brooks asked, but also because there are a whole lot of days where I face the “Magic Bunny” problem. Simply put, in any complex system - say, an application stack which has a backend database, some application servers, some presentation servers and the connecting security stuff and network stuff - there are a number ...
Those pervy Enterprise crew members?
2008-05-28 15:36:00 I dont think ive laughed so hard for ages…and most of it was before anything funny happened..just the anticipation killed me… via
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Before opening any exit, look through a window to check for:
2008-05-28 15:26:00 Leaving the worst till last obviously! via
By: about:blank
Humour for Hundreds in Hereford! Part 2: Blake, a barnstormer, a Baroness a
2008-05-28 00:57:00 Speaking at Herefordshire Federation of Women's Institutes Annual Council MeetingI was greeted at the Courtyard, Herefordshire's Centre for the Arts, by Maggie Pridgeon who was my Speaker Hostess for the day. I have mentioned before that at some engagements, the person assigned to look after the speaker sometimes acts more like a guard (usually the males, I have to say!) but Maggie was excellent, doing everything to make the day run smoothly for me and delivering a super vote of thanks after my talk. I was introduced to the Federation Chairman Mrs Angela Southwell and the outgoing Federation Secretary Joanne Skelton who had booked me to speak at this event. Although the meeting wasn't due to begin for about half an hour, the venue was already very busy with WI members ordering coffee.The meeting was being held in the Main House at the centre and I went in to set up early. I would be speaking from behind a lectern on the stage to an audience of around 235, including many up in the...
Kid?s Comments
2008-05-27 20:57:00 My kids are constantly saying humorous things. I just realized today, that I haven’t posted any of their funny comments in a while. I don’t ever want to get too busy, bogged down, or too consumed in daily activities that I forget to take notice of the cute things they say. ...
By: Daily Provision
Doggie Delight
2008-05-26 04:35:00 Aw-w-w, if you love doggies, these pics will delight you! Check out these darlings: _______________________________-_____________________ **Found above pictures at ihasahotdog.com
By: Daily Provision
Humour : docteur j'ai un ptit soucis...
2008-05-26 00:00:00 C'est le gars qui va consulter son médecin en disant: - Docteur, vous devez faire quelque chose pour moi. ça ne peut plus continuer comme ça! - Qu'est-ce qui ne peut plus continuer comme ça? Quel est votre problème? - Eh bien tous les matins je me réveille avec le gourdin, alors je donne...
By: prince charmant
Humour: This Is How Business Is Done
2008-05-25 23:30:00 How about starting the new week with a laugh? I got a funny scrap in my Orkut scrapbook today. Thought I would share it with you all. Starring: Father, son, President of World Bank and Bill Gates Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: “I will choose my own bride!” Father: “But the ...
By: Sizzled Core
Just a bit of bank holiday weekend humour?
2008-05-25 18:00:00 First signs of geekiness: Did you ever get caught doing something similar to this? [via makeuseof.com] Yahoo says Google is bad… [via TechCrunch]
By: GadgetLite Blog
Watch The Onion in DVD Form - The Onion Movie to be released in June!
2008-05-23 23:40:00 If you are a big fan of The Onion online newspaper (www.theonion.com) and have a taste for their online news videos you can stream from their website, then you will be pleased to the point of paralysis to hear Fox is releasing The Onion Movie on DVD on June 3rd. How is it ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Watch The Onion in DVD Form - The Onion Movie to be released in June!", url: "http://www.mymindwanders.com/b-log/2008/05/23/watch-the-onion--in-dvd-form-the-onion-movie-to--be-released-in-june/" });
By: My Mind Wanders
Watch The Onion in DVD Form - The Onion Movie to be released in June!
2008-05-23 23:40:00 If you are a big fan of The Onion online newspaper (www.theonion.com) and have a taste for their online news videos you can stream from their website, then you will be pleased to the point of paralysis to hear Fox is releasing The Onion Movie on DVD on June 3rd. How is it ...
By: My Mind Wanders
Asda: Buzzing Undies
2008-05-23 15:42:00 Asda: “We Like to Think Shopping With Us is Exciting Enough Already”
By: Noddegamra
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