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I Swear I’m Here!
2008-06-02 23:05:00 Sorry for the late Monday post and skipping the Saturday post! I feel like my life has all been a whirlwind lately. So much to do, so very little time! I spent Saturday afternoon doing exactly what Queenie suggested - I made my full month of June meals. I was down 4 days because I’m going to Michigan this weekend but I was able to come up with enough meals for all the rest of my dinners with the exception of one per week - I alloted myself one night of going out to dinner per week and one day for lunch. I didn’t go nuts on my lunch plans because quite frankly I am much more of a sandwich and veggie/fruit girl then I am to actually get my ass off the computer to make myself chicken salad or something. I think this will only work for me and for the rest of you if you are realistic about what you put out for meals. I know that I’m not going to make a dinner every night so I had to account for antipasto night with light turkey and light...
I am who I say I am Officer, I Swear!!!!!
2008-05-13 00:28:00 I was pulled over a few years ago while driving some friends home from a Halloween party. I wasn’t weaving so I don’t know why this man felt the need to pull me over. I had left my drivers license in my husbands vehicle because at the time I wasn’t planning on ...
By: A Public Diet
I Swear!
2008-05-04 19:37:00 One would honestly think that working in a METAL building, that my cell phone reception would be excellent right? HA! It’s the worst I’ve ever seen in my life! You have to stand in precise spots in the building to get reception and the worst of it is, there’s a cellular tower about 3 blocks ...
By: Gothic-Peach.Net
Woo hoo. I goddamn did it! Ironically, I swear l...
2008-04-22 08:14:00 Woo hoo. I goddamn did it! Ironically, I swear less almost every day on my site. However, I get angry with injustice and hypocrisy... and sometimes the expletives fly a little. Here was my result:Around 26.6% of the pages on your website contain cussing.This is 196% MORE than other websites who took this test.
By: Daisy's Dead Air
I swear, just this once I have to get political
2008-04-17 18:14:00 I hate to do it but this is just too much. When I moved down here a few years back I first lived in North Miami off 135th Street, not the best area and certainly not a wealthy neighborhood by any stretch of the means. During the major hurricanes we were without power ...
I swear it wasn't me...
2008-04-08 08:51:00 Sorry for the lack of updates everyone. To be honest, there is nothing going on in the celebrity world that would make me or you feel better about ourselves. They need more infidelity, more drunken text messages, and crazy animal orgy parties. God I miss my ex boyfriend. Anyway, here?s what happened this week of absolute boredom in the celeb world: Beyonce and Jay Z said I do. Who gives a shit...seriously guys, I can?t do that to you! You saw this everywhere. And she wasn?t even pregnant, how dare she get married without a scandal?? The only awesome thing that happened this week was George Clooney?s run in with a random, unknown caller. The caller left Georgie this message: "Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!" The investigation Georgie put into action went nowhere. Let?s set the record straight, it wasn?t me. As if I?d call! I don?t need to tell George to dump Sarah for me. One look a...
Last Change! I swear!
2008-03-27 23:28:00 Sometimes, things just make so much sense. After I realize what makes sense, it becomes hard to ignore that things aren’t as they should be. My mild OCD kicks in, and I can’t stop until the task is completed. I realized I made a big boo-boo by keeping brookevstheworld on the same ...
My darling, ---<--{(@ I swear it is a sin - love stories A to Z
2008-03-16 14:08:00 All my days I have loved you The best mood and the best atmosphere My whole life I would have never tasted happiness had you not been in my life had you not been in my life All my days I have loved you The best mood and the best atmosphere I swear, your atmosphere is the best atmosphere If you are absent, If you are absent If you are absent, you are in my heart If you are absent, If you are absent I am trapped in my life and my love Oh, my wish, my desire Without you my mood is Oh, my wish, my desire Without you my mood is night, woe, ah, what gives Since when, since when When did this passion begin Since when, since when No greeting, no words My darling, I swear it is a sin To break my tender heart Shame on you by God You break my heart night, woe, ah, what gives ---<--{(@ Visit Countrylinks.biz The Love Forum of All Countries © MW in Sweden -<-@ -<-@ -<-@ Hello Baby A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss "U"
i swear this week is getting longer...
2008-03-12 21:13:00 it's got to be thursday, right??? but no, only wednesday. it's been kinda up in the air. my gpa went back in the hospital yesterday AM. he has an infection still. i just hope he's comfortable. my mom said his new room there is nice and has a fish tank around the corner so when he's up and walking he can check that out. it sucks being down here right now. it sucks not having disposable income to
what is it with socks? I swear they get dirty the...
2008-03-03 04:48:00 what is it with socks? I swear they get dirty themselves!
By: Daisy's Dead Air
Remains of the Day: I Swear, It?s THIS Big!
2008-02-07 23:59:00 Let's Talk About Ex [Bauer-Griffin Online] Keep Bai Away From The Fetus! [Dlisted] Keeley Hazell's Bikini Does the Weather Report [Egotastic] On The Lam: Britney Gets Released From The Hosiptal [Pink is the New Blog] Yes, it's Unusual: Tom Jones Insures Chest Hair for $7 Million? [Towleroad] Victoria Beckham Fashion Line in the Works? [JustJared] Sylvester Stallone is so vein [Celebslam] Is It Bad That Big-Screen Actresses Use Botox? [Jezebel] Rose McGowan's The Hottest Pale Chick! [Hollywood Tuna] Lost Recap, The Musical Form [Best Week Ever] best & worst bikini bodies of the stars! [popbytes] Cameron Diaz Legs Alive! [Cityrag] Adrian on Britney [Pacific Coast News Online] Karolina Kurkova is a Hero [IDLYITW] Mariah Ugly [Hollywood Rag] Valentine's Day Came Early For Jennifer Love Hewitt [I'm Not Obsessed]
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a
2008-02-05 15:41:00 So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund. --- Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! --- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? --- How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? -She fell out of the tree.
I?m Not a Muslim, I Swear!
2008-01-24 01:24:00 Yet again the word “Muslim” has been smeared across news sites and -not surprisingly- it isn’t good news. It was a shock to read the outcry received from rumours that Democrat Barack Hussain Obama, running in the 2008 Presidential elections, is a Muslim. Like an instant knee-jerk reaction, Obama pulled up his hands and swore the rumours were ...
By: Unique Muslimah
I swear to God everything in me calls for you
2008-01-05 18:54:00 Tonight let me say I love you And forget this whole world as I put you to sleep You are the light of my life All the hope of my life All the desire in the whole world wouldn't be too much for you I swear to God everything in me calls for you Yes, everything in me calls for you They all say that the moon is so high and far away And it is even impossible for the angels to lay a hand on it And yet tonight the whole moon is in my hands It's possible that in this world I am the only one
It's Christmas! Can I swear?
2007-12-25 01:19:00 Bollocks I can... Yes, the time has arrived, and not wanting to be yet another depressing message about spending Christmas alone I'll leave it at that. It's only just past midnight, and if dry and still light am planning to be possibly the only street photographer in action later on hopefully in the NW6 area. I am seeing my family later but it's a usual day so far.I've already mentioned everything possibly ahead beyond today, and the last few days have only been occupied playing and writing quizzes online as well as missing a gym session as they closed very early and apparently didn't play a weekly football prediction game last week I was doing very well in till then. Tiny things but that's all I have at the moment. I've also lost a file which was literally next to the computer and involved about 12 pages printed off the internet I don't want to do again. So I'll spend a little more time looking for it although there was no chance it could be anywhere I can't see right now...
Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
2007-12-23 10:47:00 Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package! --- EVERYONE SAYS YOU ONLY EVER FALL IN LOVE ONCE BUT THATS NOT TRUE CUZ EVERY TIME I HEAR YOUR VOICE I FALL IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN. --- I CNT TXT U ROSES,NOR FAX U MY HEART, ID EMAIL U KISSES BUT WED STILL B APART, I LUV U 2BITS JUST WISH U CULD C,I CARE 4 U SO MUCH U MEAN DA WORLD 2 ME
I swear…. I actually heard….
2007-12-21 11:07:00 … two people talking about Britney Spears sister getting pregnant… and one of them thought John Edwards was the father. I kid you not. I mean, am I just too connected to this stuff? I like people, but the abject stupidity like this drives me crazy. Oh… and the one who thought Edwards was seeing the 16 year old… would still vote for him. Can you beat it? Is it any wonder we’re in the shape we’re in politically?
By: BitsBlog
Totally original i swear at digg [Digg]
2007-12-11 15:33:00 Whenever i submit any post or article to my favorites at digg the system ask me at the end to click a button on which it is written Totally original i swear. This button has recently been introduced by the digg family.
I Swear..[Thanks Soca 919]
2007-12-05 16:39:00 Listening to Soca 919 while at work..kinda lulls me into this calm, pleasant state. I think its cause I hear these voices that sound like mine...Instead of the Yankee nasal that I hear constantly...I feel completely surrounded by it..and I hope my co-workers can understand me for the rest of the day!!HAHAHA....usually when I'm around my people i go "ISLAND" on them...and I have to repeat everything..It reminds me of those saturday mornings I spoke about before...I realized this morning that I'm working quietly with a half smile...Cause I feel like I'm home...Everybody sounding like my cousin...or my mother...sigh..Simple things..Thanks Soca 919
I swear Feedburner is on crack
2007-11-26 22:25:00 I love the idea of being able to see how many people are subscribing to the RSS feed, but it sure would be nice if I could rely on Feedburner to be accurate. Maybe it’s this inaccurate with everyone, but somehow I doubt people subscribe and unsubscribe from my feed quite at the speed Feedburner implies. ... SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "I swear Feedburner is on crack", url: "http://www.seanpaune.com/2007/-11/26/i-swear-feedburner-is-on--crack/" });
By: SeanPAune.com
I Swear - if you blink you're going to miss 7 posts
2007-11-08 21:49:00 It's a not a secret that I post a lot. I have a lot to say! And if I can get sponsors that actually want to throw me a bone to post something for them, well I'll do that too! (Especially now that I'm an official housewife - and we all know how much housewives in America make! I'll pause a moment while you laugh your socks off....) Alrighty. So this morning I posted about a tiny little
I swear I?m not trying to be controversial
2007-10-30 05:56:00 I wasn’t going to blog about this because I really don’t want to start a big debate. But it’s really been bothering me. So here it is. Every day on my way to school I drive by this big sign on the interstate. It says, “God is pro-life. Are you?” This strikes me as a very ...
By: The Bean Blog
I?m Not Pregnant, I Swear!
2007-10-21 17:29:00 It was a few months ago where I was waiting in the hospital for my turn when a nurse pushed my bed inside a dark x-ray room and disappeared. She emerged a few minutes later with a form in her hand. From the boredom of waiting I was observing the large room with quite a scary ...
By: Unique Muslimah
Help Us Make Avril Lavigne Cry! ...In a Good Way I Swear.
2007-10-02 00:00:00 Forum: Avril Lavigne News and Updates Posted By: staticrebelle Post Time: 10-01-2007 at 06:02 PM
Dear Jennifer, Don't Be Mad ... I Swear It Wasn't Me
2007-08-29 20:00:00 It appears that one of our Semi-Finalists in the Hottest Wife/Girlfriend in Sports has been getting more attention than she'd like from one of her "fans."A 20-year-old Aurora man has been charged with felony cyberstalking after he allegedly sent threatening e-mails to a Playboy Playmate who is dating a Chicago Bears player.According to the Kane County state's attorney's office, Edson Diaz, of the 1000 block of North Avenue in the far west suburb, contacted Jennifer Walcott -- Miss August 2001 --through her MySpace Web page at least twice.Seriously, we just think she is gorgeous and nothing more. And my name is not Edson. Edson ... hehe.Aurora police do not believe Diaz personally knew Walcott, 30, who lives in Arizona. In his e-mails, Diaz allegedly called Walcott "white trash" and repeatedly threatened her. In all capital letters and with little punctuation, Diaz allegedly told Walcott she is pathetic and shameful."WHEN I FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE IM GONNA GET YOU, THIS IS BARELY ...
I Swear I Was Only Milking The Goat
2007-08-11 01:01:00 Back in May Lexington wrote a story about a goat fucker in the Sudan who was forced by the court to marry the goat. Here in the states I don?t think our court system is that creative. TACOMA, Wash. - A man accused of having sex with a goat was scheduled to be arraigned Friday ...
mCfly news! (I swear I'll leave the pc now)
2007-07-28 22:40:00 The last (I hope) post of today is about my beloved McFLY and their Greatest Hits album.The news is that they have just set up a date for the album and single release.So now, Greatest Hits: So Far is set up for 15th October and the yet un-named single is coming out on 1st October.The single is being released to the radio stations on 18th August (my mum's bday lol), though.Any McFLY fans out there? Let me hear you!!
I Swear I Laughed for 2 Whole Minutes?
2007-07-19 05:54:00 and I’ve not had much to be a laughin’ about lately… watch this! Yes, I’m that immature. Even Ashlyn rolls her eyes at me. Share This
I swear I am not married yet: Rakhi Sawant
2007-07-16 15:51:00 Rakhi Sawant’s heart bleeds for the under-privileged. In a chat with TWF correspondent Vickey Lalwani, Rakhi talks about her traumatic childhood, her boyfriend and lots moreHow did you think of donating computers? I have earned some money in life. Now, I want to do some charity. So, I gave away four computers to a municipal school- Gyan Sagar Vidyamandir- which is near to my house in Oshiwara.Also, I made sure that they would be using it for the student fraternity and not for their personal use. I took a letter from the school declaring that. Only then, I called for the computers and went with Lion Governor Raju Mavani to the school to give them away.Why computers per se? You wanted to donate some computers in jails too but weren't allowed...Yeah. Today, I see the whole world working on computrs. Not that my job requires to work on computers, but the tragic fact is that I don't know anything about computers except that I can check my mail. Main nahin chahti ki koi bhi bache ...
This I Swear by Nick Lachey
2007-07-13 14:22:00 You’re there by my side In every way I know that you would not forsake me I give you my life Would not think twice Your love is all I need believe me I may not say it quite as much as I should When I say I love you darling that means for good So open up your heart and let me ...
By: Wedding Speech
Kathy Griffin and I Swear Too Much
2007-06-19 15:59:00 In this sneak peek at the latest episode of Kathy Griffin's "My Life on the D-List" on Bravo, Kathy is performing in Vegas at a convention for Redken Hair Care Products. On a Sunday morning. Yikes. I can't even remember the last time I actually saw a Sunday morning...in fact, do we still have those? I thought maybe we just went straight to noon. Maybe it's just me. Anywho, Kath does her best to entertain the Redken audience, only to find that her liberal use of expletives in her open, gets her into a little bit of trouble. Girl, I feel ya there. Sometimes it's just too damn easy. Also, we have another clip from the show after the jump, but be forewarned--it's a bit sad. The newest episode of "My Life on the D-List" airs tonight at 10/9c on Bravo.
I Swear This Guy Works In My Office
2007-05-25 02:40:00 I don’t really know what our friend Mitch Martin does for a living except that he has a pancake phone and does high tech stuff. I think this is probably about right…
I Swear All Red Sox Fans Aren?t Like This
2007-05-17 21:01:00 Gordon Edes from the Boston Globe is doing the blogging for Extra Bases today while Amalie Benjamin is off on a special assignment. He shared an email he got from a reader, which is absolutely hysterical. Geez who ever okayed you to write about a ball game — wiasted their time> I certainly wouk ldn”t ...
By: Random Thoughts
I Swear To Tell The Whole Truth?Yeah, That?s The Ticket!
2007-05-01 02:58:00 Well, today is National Honesty Day. I guess it?s the day where we are supposed to come clean and be honest. We Catholics just call that confession, but I?ll play along since there is a lot of stuff I have been carrying around and need to get off my chest. I promise to observe the true intent of the day and be completely honest?more or less.First off, I need to confess a few things to my coworkers. When Jeff Gordon wins a race, they like to give me a hard time when I arrive in the office the following Monday morning. I?ve always played along and laughed warmly with them. What they don?t know and what I need to be honest about is that after they are done ribbing me, I sneak outside into the back parking lot and start breaking wooden pencils to vent my anger. I also release a primal scream like Captain Kirk does when he?s stranded on the planet Genesis after being abandoned there by Kahn (uhhh, or something like that, not to be too specific). It doesn?t really help in any way,...
No Coffee right now... I swear
2007-04-29 06:39:00 It's almost midnight and I'd like to say that we made it home safely this evening and then spent the night relaxing as a family looking at the photos I took, talking about the family vacation and laughing and remembering all the wonderful bonding highlights of the past week but, if I did, I'd be lying.We made it home in about 12 hours - which was excellent time considering the extra 35 minutes we had to waste around St. Louis when I wanted to take exit 23 and shoot straight up to I55 but my husband had chosen to stop at a rest area just before it, and when we had gotten back in the truck and back on the road I was still getting situated and hadn't picked up the AAA Trip Tik yet. I picked it up just when the kids were returning the DVD remote to me for the 8,423,597th time in two days and I was pissed they didn't just keep it back there with them as I knew they would ask for it again in 7 seconds when they realized the subtitles were on.... so I held the Trip Tik in my left ha...
I swear I cleaned the bathroom this morning but if...
2007-04-04 13:49:00 I swear I cleaned the bathroom this morning but if you went in there right now you would never believe I have. There is sand in the bath.. SAND.. I mean where the freaking hell did sand come from?? Next to the sink is a sweet tub full of blue coloured water and in the sink there is lots of multi coloured toilet paper. There are pencil sharpenings on my newly hovered carpet and toothpaste on the toilet seat. The scarey thing is the kids were only up there ten minutes so imagine the destruction they are capable of. I am 100% positive that school holidays were invented to discover if parents could get through them without killing the kids!Ethan is currently creating the worst noise because he cant find a big, medium small sized box and Joanna has already changed 3 times this morning claiming she has to look fashionable (whilst declaring that boys just dont understand girls!!!)Even worse is the fact that its only day 3 and they have just eaten sugar filled lollipops - If I dont mak...
I swear to GOD...
...If I ever see one of these o...
2007-03-29 05:27:00 I swear to GOD......If I ever see one of these on a kid, I will report their imbecilic parents to Children's Aid so fast that they won't be able to get their heads out of their asses in time to think up a crackhead excuse for why they did it in the first place.P.S....If you're in a foreign country, don't act like the asshole you are at home.There might be a law against it.
I swear it wasn't me
2007-03-22 14:47:00 Since this blog will only focus on things that matter, the subject of the bathroom is going to come up quite a bit. If you've read my first bathroom article entitled "The Middle Stall" then this piece should apply as well. This particular scenario was brought to my attention from my boss. This is a situation I think we've all faced, though not particularly how I'll describe it. I felt sympathy because we've all been there and will conceivably be there again. Look, we've been there when there's a ridiculously tight, new roll of toilet paper (usually in an office building bathroom) and you literally have to go square by square in order to wipe your ass. We've been there when some stinky smelly fat guy/girl makes TONS of noise in the stall next to us. We've had that annoying guy who, for some reason likes to chat it up with us and make weird comments like "causing trouble in the boys room eh?" (maybe that only happened to me). We've seen some pretty weird stuff in the bathroom...
I swear
2007-03-11 06:40:00 Located near Old Montréal, the "Palais de Justice" (law courts) is one of the biggest building around, noticable by it's dark colors.
More Ghost Stuff...... No coffee... I swear
2007-03-09 05:12:00 It's 10:00 pm. I'm not drinking coffee this late... I swear! I did however have a cappuccino around 4:00. Just one though! :)So tonight while Coffeehusband and I were sitting on the couch talking he looked past me into the kitchen and by the look on his face I knew something was going on so I asked, "What's wrong?""I just saw one of the cats.... in the kitchen. On the counter. It looked like Guinness's tail... it swished back and forth.... but........." his voice trailed off as he stood and stared, confused, while still looking at the kitchen."It was her tail... it went back and forth... but she isn't on the counter. No cats are even IN the kitchen."He was walking into the kitchen as he said that he walked to the counter and repeated himself, this time waving his hand back and forth where he showed me he saw the cat that suddenly wasn't there. As we were sitting right there we would have seen and heard if there WAS a cat in the kitchen as both our cats wear collars...
Randomness that has nothing whatsoever to do with vomiting, I swear
2007-03-08 19:15:00 Being home sick from work this week and with Little Guy taking refuge at my parents' house, I have had little more to do with my time than watch TV. So I feel that I can say without a doubt that there is a dearth of good programming on during the day. A dearth. I guess I could pick up an actual book and read but that would entail too much energy on my part. There's just something nice about lying
The results are out… and I swear Malta has been disgr
2007-01-15 21:29:01 The results are out… and I swear Malta has been disgraced!! We have NEVER done so badly!!! … and to think there were other competing songs in our festival which sounded so much better!! Pity… i guess we learnt our lesson :o( Read more at www.eurovision.tv/engli…-
Jessica Simpson & John Mayer are Just Friends - I Swear!
2007-01-02 10:46:02 Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were spotted shopping together at the jewelry counter at Barneys in New York City over the weekend.Seriously, what's going on with these two? I smell fish! [heh]source: Gone Hollywood
By: Allie Is Wired
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