library idiot, or this just in: me, stoopid
2009-08-20 20:10:00 I love the library. I once or twice worked in a library. I volunteer for the library. I love Ben Franklin for coming up with the public library system (much more impressive than that kite in thunderstorm deal). I love the library. Lately, the hubs and I have been watching a British series called Ballykissangel. It’s a cute, funny, ensemble show set in an Irish village, circa late 90’s. So, I am rewatching the show from the start with the hub’s first viewing, and we’ve gotten several dvd’s from the library. The library, it’s not just for books anymore! The library, don’t need to read to use it! So, perhaps it’s the heat, or maybe my brain cells are lonely and dying off from abuse just getting too old to function (I’ll blame the heat), but I seem to have a problem remembering what dvd’s we’ve seen and what ones we want to see. The idiot’s confession bottom line is this: at my beloved library, I recently lear...
By: Let the Dog in!
Question of the Day: American Idiot?
2009-07-13 17:24:00 On a scale of 1 to 10, just how bad do you think Brian Dunkleman is feeling this morning upon waking up to the above headline courtesy of The Hollywood Reporter?
By: the TV addict
Toronto Blue Jays Release BJ Ryan. JP is an idiot
2009-07-09 02:21:00 Jays Release BJ Ryan. JP is an idiot God damn it J.P., you love pissing away money, don’t you? The Jays released BJ Ryan a few hours ago. From Bastian: Ryan is still on the books for roughly $5 million more this season and another $10 million in 2010 — paychecks that will continue to head his ...
By: Mop Up Duty
Soha Ali Khan hop-skips into idiot box
2009-05-20 15:11:00 Swaying with successful notes in small screens, Bollywood celebrities have been on great time persistently. It’s much illustrious with Big B, SRK, Salman, Govinda, Karan Johar and Farhan Akhtar. These personalities haven’t just spelled a grandiloquent show, but turning to be richer with unbelievable remunerations. Well, Actress Soha Ali Khan is set to go for a great ride in small screen now. Sources have revealed that the actress is in talks with programme producers of Star Plus. Adding on more, it has been stated that the show would be based precisely on Lifestyle vistas. With Salman Khan’s ‘Dus Ka Dum’ season 2 gearing up fast for the action replay, Akshay Kumar has been recurrently buzzed by producers for hosting a show. Looks like there would be much hand-in-hand combat for Bollywood actors in small screens now. Swaying with successful notes in small screens, Bollywood celebrities have been on great time persistently. It’s much illustrious wit...
Is everyone an idiot?
2009-04-28 14:47:00 Obviously not everyone is an idiot. Sure, let’s be honest we all know a few — um — interesting people but very few folks I know would classify the majority of their acquaintances as such. So if relatively few people are, in fact, actual idiots, why are so many marketers and business owners so eager to dumb down their messages in an ill-conceived effort to make sure that every silly objection is answered ahead of time? It seems to be a natural and nearly irresistible impulse to clutter our communications with the most mundane information about our products and services because we’re afraid that our customers aren’t going to “get” what we’re selling and so we feel compelled to tell them absolutely everything. I say that if your customers don’t understand what you’re trying to tell them, don’t complicate things by telling them it comes in other colors, has six lights built in and can be used in the living room just as easily ...
By: Zero-G Creative
ESPN Dumps the Idiot Known as Stephen A. Smith
2009-04-17 17:59:00 The Big Lead has reported that ESPN and the horrific Stephen A. Smith are parting ways. In other words ESPN finally got the message to dump the blabbering idiot. Perhaps now I will be able to find ESPN more often on my TV dial. Within the last month, a source says that ESPN and Smith went ...
Am I an Idiot so you don?t have to be?
2009-04-12 15:49:00 TRUTH OR TYPO? Please clicken to enlargen. I crave link love as much as the next blogger, but sometimes, I have to wonder. Is this a compliment or an insult? A forgivable mistake or an intentional misspelling? Should I feel grossed out or awesome? Truth or typo? You tell me.
B.J. Clinton May Not be an Actual Idiot, But He Plays One on Television
2009-03-14 11:59:00 Then what would you expect from a hick from Arkansas who is so dumb that he didn’t know the meaning of sex or even the definition of “is:” Suggestion, maybe it the quest host contract that the Larry’s fill in has to play dumb like Larry and just accept everything the quest says at face value. Hat tip and more: Stop the ACLU: I guess Clinton was deprived of “comprehensive sex education” in school. As well as sleeping through his ethics classes in law school. BitsBlog Tags: suggestion, television, plays one, face value, meaning of sex Related posts Dick Martin Laugh-In Star (0) Jim McKay, RIP At Age 86 (1) Nightly Ramble: The Milli Vanilli Edition (0) Daisy Ad Creator Dies (0) FDR’s Television Appearence, By Way of Joe Biden’s Memory (0)
By: BitsBlog
Hidden Message Clothing: ?Our President Is An Idiot? Says American Fashion
2009-03-10 12:00:00 Making a true fashion statement,a line of clothing sold in France contains hidden messages that attack American political leaders. The fashions themselves aren't weird and wacky, but the labels the clothing contains certainly deliver a bold message.
Ben wrote a new blog post: Rhianna,you're an idiot.....
2009-03-09 22:35:00 Ben wrote a new blog post: Rhianna,you're an idiot..... Ok,I know all this has been going on between Rhianna and Chris Brown. All I can say,if what E! and the damn gossip rags are reporting(and believe me,I didn't watch that blow hard Oprah Winfrey the other day),as far as what he did and how she is reacting. I have this to say,and I know ...
Ryanair: How Not to Respond to Idiot Bloggers
2009-03-01 23:06:00 Recently, the air in the blogosphere has been, well, stormy to say the least. It all started when Dubliner web designer Jason Roe claimed to have discovered a bug in the booking site, which allowed customers to pay £0.00 for their flights. CC Image Credit: Nicola Corboy - Flickr Whether this works or not (and consensus is that it does not), it appears some enthusiastic Ryanair staff members took it all rather personally. As a provider of online reputation management services, I have to say this exemplified how not to respond to online criticism. As an avid browser of various blogs, I have to say this was one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. So, for those wishing to learn from the Ryanair debacle, here are the top five points I will be taking away from this. Ryanerror number one: Allowing self-appointed brand ambassadors You cannot control what your staff do online, anymore than you can control what they do in the pub, and nor should you try to. However, that ma...
By: SEO Blog
Sean Krause, What One Callous Idiot Has To Say
2009-02-26 00:06:00 Everyone that is a reader of BNN has heard of Sean Krause, while he never penned a word for us he was a stalwart on our radio talk show on Sundays. He likely was one the most knowledgeable people outside of Law Enforcement on the sad Caylee Anthony case. When almost all of the media ...
IDIOT HOUSE & DJ SPIN LADEN
2009-02-25 13:12:00 I received some fresh mixes and a track from Dj Spin Laden of Mexico and realised he was on local label Idiot House. I did a Q n A on Idiot House for my local street press and decided to up the whole interview, which I conducted with Jackmaster of Acid Jacks fame.Q & A with "Jackmaster" from Acid Jacks.(ie: im the skinny one not the bald fat one haha)WHAT R YOUR ALIASES?Seriously, I am accused as being the most split personality producer in dance music!Ive been known to dj & put out records under heaps of titles that cover productions all the way from 80s synth pop to drum n bass to Hardcore to straight up House and strickly 5am bangin shit! - Kool DJ Bing Bong, Bongmaster Bing, Boris The Spider, Bubbles, High As Fuck... etcJackmaster is my most recent incarnation and covers a bit of all the above.Along with Honeysmack we form: Acid Jacks, Paradise Is Now, Full Mental Slackers (which is our super group with Boy 8 Bit and others) and most recently The Jukes Of Bangington.HOW ...
Ben wrote a new blog post: This is Just for Ken...who thinks I'm an Idiot..
2009-02-07 03:41:00 Ben wrote a new blog post: This is Just for Ken...who thinks I'm an Idiot... Ken,you're in a long,long line of people,so take a number,and I'll get back to you. Let's start a little something here,since I apparently struck a nerve in your yankee heart. We here in the Great South,especially The Republic of texas,hold heritage very near and dear to our hearts. To defame my family in the way ...
Micah Bauman wrote a new blog post: Another Idiot: My School's Principal
2009-02-07 00:51:00 Micah Bauman wrote a new blog post: Another Idiot: My School's Principal I go to Central Mountain Middle School. We have a crazy principal. My bro was once sitting in a room across the office. From his room he could hear the principal yelling at a student for disturbing class. He and his classmates cracked up laughing.
Idiot NM Lt. Gov. Transition Alert - You Aren’t Gonna Believe It?
2008-12-24 15:49:00 The Pink Flamingo has been following the absolutely outrageous “transition” plans NM Lt. Gov. Diane Denish has been making for several weeks. The latest information is so insane, the urge to blog Part I, Part II, and Part III It as though the Denish plan mirrored the The One (elect)’s plans in microcosm. We’ve been treated to ...
Idiot NM Lt. Gov. Transition Alert - You Aren’t Gonna Believe It?
2008-12-24 15:49:00 The Pink Flamingo has been following the absolutely outrageous “transition” plans NM Lt. Gov. Diane Denish has been making for several weeks. The latest information is so insane, the urge... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
SHOCKING: Idiot Liberal Negro lawmakers irked by Magic Negro’s &ldquo
2008-12-23 21:32:00 Some members of the Congressional ”Liberal Negro” Caucus (CBC) are disappointed President-elect Obama did not appoint more African-Americans to his Cabinet. Obama tapped four blacks for Cabinet posts, including Eric Holder. If confirmed, Holder will be the first African-American attorney general. But Obama passed over black candidates in selecting Cabinet nominees for positions central to setting policy for urban ...
Kelly Osbourne?s an Idiot
2008-11-21 21:42:00 I do think that 23 is a little young to get married, especially when you live in the bright lights of Hollywood and everything is so ironically clouded anyway. But when your fiance is only 18, that’s a much bigger issue! But Kelly Osbourne’s an idiot so of course she doesn’t see anything wrong with ...
Is Carrie Underwood an Idiot?
2008-11-05 05:29:00 I really love Carrie Underwood and I always thought ‘that would be the day that I would write something about bad about her,’ but some of her more recent public comments really have me wondering if the bright lights have really gotten to her in a not-so-good kind of way. The first interview that got ...
Another Idiot Teacher Alert: Vampire Drawing Gets Kid Called ?Gang Member?
2008-11-01 07:03:00 -By Warner Todd Huston But Why Does The AP Report Ignore Key Part of Story? Remember when you were a young school kid and you drew a vampire during the week of Halloween? Remember how the blood was always dripping down from his menacing, pearly white teeth? Remember how it was all in good Halloween fun? Well, ...
By: Publius Forum
The Idiot File: TBS, You Fucked Up
2008-10-19 06:12:00 I was at home tonight, and having the world of cable TV available to me, I grabbed my plate of General Tso's Chicken and steamed rice, and headed to my room at 7:50 to prepare to watch the game against the Red Sox and Rays.Well, when I flip the channel to TBS, they are showing an old episode of 'TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes'.I was like 'ok', where's game six?Then at 8:00, expecting to see a game, TBS is showing a classic episode of the 'Steve Harvey Show'. Why? How? What in the hell is going on?Well, since MLB.TV blocks us here in the United States from watching the game live on the computers, I had to turn into their service.At this point, the thought in my mind was "what the fuck is going on."This is the reason:From Boston.com: Due to what was termed a "router failure" at TBS headquarters in Atlanta, viewers all across America were unable to see the start of tonight's pivotal affair between the Red Sox and Tampa Bay Rays in Game 6 of the American League Championshi...
By: The Oriole Post
The Idiot File: PacMan Jones Suspended By The NFL...
2008-10-14 23:32:00 Well, sometime people don't learn, and "Pac-Man" (no, not the Orioles Adam Jones) Adam Jones, of the Dallas Cowboys is in trouble again, and has been suspended -- indefinitely -- again.What a dumb ass.From ESPN: ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. -- The verdict is in: Pacman is out again.Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones has been suspended for at least four games for his most recent violation of the league's personal conduct policy, the NFL announced Tuesday.The league said Jones was involved in an alcohol-related incident at a Dallas hotel on Oct. 8. Previous reports indicated Jones was involved in an alcohol-related scuffle with a bodyguard assigned to him by the Cowboys, and that hotel employees called the police.Jones will not be paid during the suspension. Commissioner Roger Goodell will determine the ultimate length of Jones' suspension after Dallas' Week 11 game against Washington on Nov. 16."He does need to address the kinds of things that seem to be with him at various ti...
By: The Oriole Post
Idiot Liberal Propaganda Alert - Livin’ Palin– Trailer Trash De
2008-09-11 18:52:00 Found on this blog, but is being circulated on many idiot liberal blogs Folks………̷-0;…… ah hell never mind, this stupid shit is just out of control. This week’s National Enquirer absolutely glories in the trailer trashiness of their newest heroine and her family. I have a good friend in, of all places, Wasilla, so none of this ...
Idiot Democrat Biden: Asks a Gentleman in a Wheelchair to Stand Up
2008-09-11 00:57:00 Damm did not see clip this on any liberal blogs!!
Pete Wentz is an Idiot!!
2008-09-10 20:44:00 Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson really bother me. It’s not Ashlee so much as it is her dumbo husband, Pete Wentz. Here are two people who are clearly too young to be married never mind parents! I know they’re in their mid 20s and while that may be plenty old enough for some people, these ...
Retard idiot Nigga P Diddy wants Obama to Lose…
2008-09-01 17:45:00 Folks I rarely ask folks to circulate stuff but old Snoop is pleading y’all to circulate this dumbass Niggas video, these stupid Negros are perfectly willing to videotape their utter stupidity and willingly put it on display. If I’m heading the Obama campaign I would be fucken losing it after seeing this video. If this video is ...
Silly idiot liberal watch: You Stay Classy, Alan Colmes
2008-08-31 17:34:00 Folks the weekend is not even over yet and my warning about “Palin Derangement Syndrome” as Ms. Malkin has described it has already been escalated to pathetic heights. See screenshot of post here because it has already been removed This is from Wizbang found via Michelle Malkin Alan Colmes of Hannity and Colmes wrote a post so inappropriate ...
The Idiot File: An Anonymous Yankee Tool...
2008-08-28 23:55:00 Well, this video was posted on Yahoo's Big League Stew, and a reader forwarded this to me.This brain surgeon and pompous jackass disrespects our the city, park, and tradition.Here's what he writes in his Youtube description of the video: "My friends and I took the trip down I95 to Baltimore to see the Yankees play the Orioles at Camden Yards. At the game on Sunday afternoon 8/24 (an 8-7 Yanks win), my buddy Mike decided to have some fun and mock Baltimore, the Orioles, John Denver, country music, and pretty much the entire south. Basically, Baltimore pretends to be a mjor northeastern city, yet they decide to play John Denver's "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" during the 7th Inning Stretch. Well it has been officially changed to "Thank God I'm a Redneck from Baltimore." Sorry John Denver."First off, tool -- were you priced out of Yankee Stadium? Because if you weren't, you will be in 2009.Second, my, my, you can see the Baltimore skyline from where you are, eh? Cheap? Why travel ...
By: The Oriole Post
Caption The Village Idiot
2008-08-21 20:01:00 This is a great snapshot of Jonny “Got My Ass Kicked By Bonaduce” Fairplay and Presidential candidate, Barack Obama. The photo was taken after Obama appeared at Short Sugar’s BBQ in Danville, Va. Apparently Jonny just jumped right into the pic as it was being taken - uninvited, of course. TMZ points out all the ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
McCain: A complete idiot ?Nations don?t invade other nations?
2008-08-15 20:05:00 So says John McCain, as part of his tough talk about Russia?s attacks on Georgia. In calling for Russia to get out, McCain says he doesn?t think we?ll reignite the Cold War, but that you can?t justify the ?extent and degree? of Russia?s intervention in Georgia. The presumptive Republican nominee insists that ...
By: Today's Talk
Missing Idiot: Man Tries To Kick Down A Cinder Block Wall
2008-06-11 14:19:00 So today’s missing idiot decides he is a bad a** and can kick a cinder block wall down. The moron picks a row of blocks and starts kicking away furiously. Finally the wall starts to give and then this happens… Please tell me he was drunk at least…
By: Attuworld
BO is a blithering idiot
2008-06-11 03:19:00 The only credential Barack Obama is offering up to be President is his self-proclaimed judgement. Howver as we have seen with Bill Ayers, Jerihiah Wright and now Jim Johnson, video Related posts No related posts.
By: BitsBlog
Music Video - Green Day(American Idiot)
2008-06-05 17:57:00 Music Video - Green Day(American Idiot)-download MV here-Music Video - Green Day(American Idiot)
Still President Bush - Still an Idiot
2008-06-04 22:25:00 Frolicking with Air Force Cadets
By: Daily Nonsense
The Idiot Fan From Last Night?s Red Sox Game
2008-06-04 19:04:00 If you’re a Boston Red Sox fan and were watching the game last night, you’ll remember the idiot fan who ran onto the field in a Celtics jersey. Here is the video of the incident with the description (from the video posting) first since we never see them on tv anymore. This video was taken by ...
By: Random Thoughts
Learn The 10 Idiot Proof Rules of Dieting and Fat Loss
2008-06-04 10:51:00 Low Fat Foods DON'T WORK.Low Calorie Diets DON'T WORK.Low Carb Plans DON'T WORK.WHY ARE YOU OVERWEIGHT?You are overweight for the most simple of reasons - because you're eating the wrong foods, the wrong types of calories per meal and you're also eating meals in the wrong patterns each day.FatLoss4Idiots.com was created as an easy way for people to learn about the latest dieting and weight loss information and to succeed. This entire site is focused on giving dieters a NON starvation type of weight loss program, a diet which is NOT focused on starving the body of calories or carbs - because starvation diets do not work and will only make you miserable, leaving you feeling weak and lethargic all day. FatLoss4Idiots.com is all about giving new and cutting edge dietary information, to show you a new way of dieting which is different from what you've seen before. If you follow the dieting advice on this site then you'll go beyond traditional diets - and into the future of sma...
Robert Shemin - How Come That Idiot?s Rich and I?m Not?
2008-05-30 06:55:00 From The Oprah & Friends Radio Show with Jean Chatzky, 23 May 2008 How Come That Idiot’s Rich and I’m Not? by Robert Shemin In How Come That Idiot?s Rich and I?m Not? bestselling author Robert Shemin reveals for the first time the inner-circle secrets of the mega-wealthy. Have you ever wondered why some people attract wealth ...
By: Oprah Selects
Pete Wentz Is an Idiot! Ashlee Simpson Confirms Pregnancy!
2008-05-30 01:57:00 Newlyweds Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were out again but this time with a special message to the paparazzi. It read ?Your Ad Could Be Here? Email: Jon@D--chebag.com? [I don?t advice anyone to look at that site (NSFW)]. I wonder how much money did Pete got for that kind of publicity? reportedly he can do (with that ad space on his face) a lot more money than what he and Ashlee did for their wedding exclusive.I don?t know why Ashlee is laughing about? she just married this d--chebag!! She is having his baby!! Finally, Ashlee decided to confirm what the world already knows ? they are expecting!!The announcement was made at FriendsorEnemies:Breaking News From Pete And AshleeThis just in from our favorite newlyweds:"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family."- Pete and ...
By: 7Confessions
An Idiot Is An Idiot
2008-05-29 16:30:00 AIDS is God’s Gift Westboro Baptist Church sign AIDS is punishment for homosexuality? And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice that the bad things happen to you? Sharon Stone on the earthquake in China Thousands of innocent people, including children, are dead as punishment for the way ...
Idiot Gas Thieves Using Cordless Drills
2008-05-29 00:00:00 By Rob Einaudi Editor-in-Chief Gas theft is back, only this time around it's not just siphoning. Apparently many thieves are now using cordless drills to puncture gas tanks, though so far there are no reports of fiery death. Source: Yahoo
By: CarDomain Blog
Obamatard Nation - Idiot of the Month Award
2008-05-28 21:00:00 I found this pic on Wonkette. I’m not a tattoo dude myself, I don’t get why people do it, but hey this is America and we all is free to fuck up our bodies as we see fit. I’m sure it is in the Constitution. However when I saw this my mind immediately switches to what ...
Mobaganda.com - Idiot Proof E-vites
2008-05-28 17:43:00 What it doesYou didn??t think there was a need for yet another virtual invitation site, did you? There??s certainly enough invite sites out there to be able to get the entire United States, Canada and even Mexico to a big block party in a number of cute and interesting ways. eVite comes to mind as ...
Hey Mike Barnicle you pompous idiot jackass bloggers are pushing tired old
2008-05-28 16:02:00 I found this on NewsBusters Barnicle: Bloggers ‘Nitwits Who Think They’re Part of News Media’ View video here. You pathetic little people of the blogosphere. You’re nothing more than “nitwits at home with [your] computers” who’ve deluded yourselves into imagining you’re “part of the news media.” Just ask Mike Barnicle. The former Boston Globe columnist broke the tough truth ...
Robert ?Mutt? Lange Is An Idiot
2008-05-23 03:44:00 Earlier this week it was announced that Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange had separated from his beautiful wife Shania Twain to continue his affair with their friend and house manager Marie-Anne Thibaud. Now we get to see what this “other” woman looks like (see above). Keeping in mind that Mutt looks like well a mutt, one must assume that ...
Tim O'Rourke: Uncle Idiot
2008-05-21 15:30:00 Share on StumbleUpon: Babies are like drunk people.Watch the Video:
American Idol AKA:American Idiot
2008-05-21 04:05:00 I have actually been watching this season of American Idiot. The contestants this season were actually pretty damn good! Some people ask why I say ‘American Idiot’ instead of ‘American Idol’ and the reason for that is that I think that the winners of the show are idiots for not taking a fall and doing really ...
By: MacBros' Place
Speaking of idiot "reporters"
2008-05-21 02:08:00 Special Comment (5/19/08)Keith, I know exactly what you meant by your statements, which is why they were completely ignored by this site. I only publish your comments when you say something stupid or you distort the truth. Sadly, you do this quite often.But rather than just saying that you got hate mail from people, you try to blame "the right wingers and right wing blogs" out on the internet. Quite the broad brush you're painting with eh Keith?For the record, I think you're a truth distorting idiot with no real things to bitch about if your Messiah Obama is elected. Travistravis@rightwinglunatic.c-om
John Mayer Is An Idiot & Lovin? It
2008-05-21 01:57:00 John Mayer got his hands on a very special BlackBerry Bold since it?s not even in the market yet. Of course he had to blog about it, brag about it and write in a language that not many people can actually understand.Hi. My name is John. I like cool stuff, early. Is that so wrong?Isn't it funny how there are no more "geeks" in the world?Remember the distinction?Now everyone is a geek. So the word is dead.Maybe that's where "douche" was born.The human need to separate and demean.Who knows.At any rate,It has blazing fast 3G and twice the screen resolution, and the fonts look like something out of the New York Times.Which makes "WHERE R U" read as if it were an op/ed.John Mayer Official BlogHere we go again, insane blogging? I wonder when John will start dissing on his relationship with super hot A-list actress Jennifer Aniston. He sure loves all the attention and being called a douche!! Read More: Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Make Out SessionJustin Timberlake & John Mayer T...
By: 7Confessions
What an idiot. Is it January yet?
2008-05-20 23:31:00 What an idiot. Is it January yet?
By: Daisy's Dead Air
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