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Geek Insults - Or Things Computer Literates Call You Behind Your Back
2008-06-09 19:43:00 I was browsing Cracked.com and chanced upon 8 Medical Terms Your Doctor Uses to Insult You. Cool idea, I thought, because the computing community has words like that, too. Here’s the list. If you see one of these expressions stamped on your support ticket at the computer repair center, or if the field engineers at your ...
Just in case you need more proof that I Am Trapped in a crazy world . . .
2008-06-03 09:00:00 In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see ...
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Insults For Men Everywhere?
2008-05-31 09:01:00 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don’t have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don’t stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their ...
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Just Another Part Of A Really Crappy Day?
2008-05-28 09:09:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F28%2Fjust-anothe-r-part-of-a-really-crappy-day%2-F'; addthis_title = 'Just+Another+Part+Of+A+Really+-Crappy+Day%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
I See Scissors (Maybe)? What Do Your Degenerate Eyes See?
2008-05-28 09:02:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F28%2Fi-see-sciss-ors-maybe-what-do-your-degenera-te-eyes-see%2F'; addthis_title = 'I+See+Scissors+%28Maybe%29%26%-238230%3B+What+Do+Your+Degenera-te+Eyes+See%3F'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Singapore politicians hurl insults in court
(Reuters)
2008-05-27 14:17:00 Reuters - Singapore politicians hurled insults and clashed over transparency in the city-state in a court case on Tuesday.
Another WTF?!?! Moment? An Anorexic Sexpot?
2008-05-26 20:02:00 If You Don’t Find This Lady Sexy… Something’s Wrong With You! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F26%2Fanother-wtf--moment-an-anorexic-sexpot%2F';- addthis_title = 'Another+WTF%3F%21%3F%21+Moment-%26%238230%3B+An+Anorexic+Sexpo-t%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
You Can Always Trust Your True Friends?
2008-05-25 09:08:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F25%2Fyou-can-alw-ays-trust-your-true-friends%2F'-; addthis_title = 'You+Can+Always+Trust+Your+True-+Friends%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Your Average Americans?
2008-05-25 09:03:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F25%2Fyour-averag-e-americans%2F'; addthis_title = 'Your+Average+Americans%26%2382-30%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Publisher to suspend cartoon sales after Muslims say it insults Islam
2008-05-22 20:05:00 Here we go again... A popular Japanese cartoon is sparking off outcries in the Muslim world where some fear it could fuel a backlash not seen since European papers carried cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed and a Dutch lawmaker released a controversial film earlier this year.
A Fine Example For Ambitious Women Everywhere?
2008-05-21 09:01:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F21%2Fa-fine-exam-ple-for-ambitious-women-everywh-ere%2F'; addthis_title = 'A+Fine+Example+For+Ambitious+W-omen+Everywhere%26%238230%3B';- addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Today?s Insults
2008-05-19 14:49:00 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. Your kid may be an honors student, but you?re still an idiot. All men are idiots, and I married their King. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F19%2Ftodays-insu-lts-82%2F'; addthis_title = 'Today%26%238217%3Bs+Insults';- ...
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Bill O?Reilly Unseen Meltdown Footage?
2008-05-18 09:55:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F18%2Fbill-oriell-y-unseen-meltdown-footage%2F';- addthis_title = 'Bill+O%26%238217%3BReilly+Unse-en+Meltdown+Footage%26%238230%3-B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Cartoonist arrested for ?insulting people?
2008-05-16 20:00:00 AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - A Dutch political cartoonist was arrested this week on suspicion of insulting people because of their race or religion through his work, authorities said Friday. The cartoonist, who works under the pseudonym Gregorius Nekschot, was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of violating hate speech laws and held overnight before being released, a spokeswoman for ...
By: TexasFred's
The Difference Between Hawaii And Kentucky?
2008-05-14 09:10:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F14%2Fthe-differe-nce-between-hawaii-and-kentucky-%2F'; addthis_title = 'The+Difference+Between+Hawaii+-And+Kentucky%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Out Of The Mouths Of Drunks?
2008-05-14 09:02:00 ?People tell me, ?Oh, you just drink to escape your problems.? Well, no shit. I?d eat rat heads if it let me ditch my problems.? ?That jerk is the ugliest, smelliest, assholiest fuck-face on the planet. I would never sleep with him again.? ?Alcoholism is the only disease they ...
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Now That?s What I Call Irony!
2008-05-14 09:01:00 Do You Think Ol’ FuzzNutts Is Gonna Refuse Service? For People Who Could Be Blamelessly Slacking Off… They Seem Pretty Concerned With Saving A Person Who Would Sooner See Them Dead … I Would Love To Interview Him Today… addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F14%2Fnow-thats-w-hat-i-call-irony%2F'; addthis_title = 'Now+That%26%238217%3Bs+What+I+-Call+Irony%21'; addthis_pub ...
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Try And Translate This One?
2008-05-13 10:40:00 You Corpulent, Microphallic Cacafuego!… Your many Buncombes prove you to be a Ninnyhammer and Coccydyniac Fiest.. Your Hircismus is killing me!… Begone! Before I Bescumber you! You Can Find The Translation …HERE Or You Can Highlight It Just Below Here: You Fat, Tiny Dick Blowhard!… All Your Bullshitting proves that you’re an Idiotic, Pain in the ...
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
My Ex Mother - In - Law
2008-05-12 09:02:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F12%2Fmy-ex-mothe-r-in-law-2%2F'; addthis_title = 'My+Ex+Mother+-+In+-+Law'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Oil At $127 A Barrel?
2008-05-10 09:05:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F10%2Foil-at-127--a-barrel%2F'; addthis_title = 'Oil+At+%24127+A+Barrel%26%2382-30%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Was Your Work Week Like This?
2008-05-10 09:04:00 This Is Me In The Morning… This Is Me All Day… This Is Me By Evening…, Soooo… addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F10%2Fwas-your-wo-rk-week-like-this%2F'; addthis_title = 'Was+Your+Work+Week+Like+This%3-F'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Vidya Balan insults fellow guests
2008-05-10 00:33:00 Beautifull bollywood actress Vidya Balan was seen insulting fellow party guest in London last week. The actress was heavily drunk and ended up making a mockery of herself at the event. The actress was specially invited for the party by the organizers. But the way she behaved with the other guest present at the event after ...
By: Bollywood Songs
The Kardashians? Burma PSA Falls Horribly Flat, Insults Effort
2008-05-09 18:40:00 Wow. Want to see a perfect example of what can go horribly wrong with celebrity public service announcements? Since it started last week, we’ve been profiling the new campaign “Burma Can’t Wait“, which features 30 days of celebrity PSAs urging people to support political change in the country and get involved. We’ve seen some funny and ...
By: Ecorazzi
Resistance Is Futile?
2008-05-06 09:08:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F06%2Fresistance--is-futile%2F'; addthis_title = 'Resistance+Is+Futile%26%238230-%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Oil At $120 A Barrel? Beer Is Officially Cheaper Than Gas?
2008-05-06 09:06:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F06%2Foil-at-120--a-barrel-beer-is-officially-che-aper-than-gas%2F'; addthis_title = 'Oil+At+%24120+A+Barrel%26%2382-30%3B+Beer+Is+Officially+Cheape-r+Than+Gas%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
The Kid Already Looks Traumatized?
2008-05-04 09:07:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2Farchives%2F3143'; addthis_title = 'The+Kid+Already+Looks+Traumati-zed%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
The Kid Already Looks Traumatized?
2008-05-04 09:07:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F04%2Fthe-kid-alr-eady-looks-traumatized%2F'; addthis_title = 'The+Kid+Already+Looks+Traumati-zed%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Memo - From Women To Men?
2008-05-03 09:09:00 1. The reason why our bras don’t always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. 3. If we’re watching football with you–it’s not bonding–it’s their butts. 4. ...
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
I Wonder If I Could Pull Off This Look??
2008-05-03 09:08:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F05%2F03%2Fi-wonder-if--i-could-pull-off-this-look%2F'-; addthis_title = 'I+Wonder+If+I+Could+Pull+Off+T-his+Look%3F%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Lord Grant Me? I Am DEFINITELY Making A Bumper Sticker?
2008-04-28 09:03:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F28%2Flord-grant--me-i-am-definitely-making-a-bum-per-sticker%2F'; addthis_title = 'Lord+Grant+Me%26%238230%3B+I+A-m+DEFINITELY+Making+A+Bumper+St-icker%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
A Sesame Street Twist? What Oscar The Grouch REALLY Wants To Say?
2008-04-25 09:11:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F25%2Fa-sesame-st-reet-twist-what-oscar-the-grouc-h-really-wants-to-say%2F'; addthis_title = 'A+Sesame+Street+Twist%26%23823-0%3B+What+Oscar+The+Grouch+REAL-LY+Wants+To+Say%26%238230%3B';- addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Windows Vista? Kill Bill
2008-04-25 09:05:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F25%2Fwindows-vis-ta-kill-bill%2F'; addthis_title = 'Windows+Vista%26%238230%3B+Kil-l+Bill'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Strange Pics From The Net?
2008-04-24 09:00:00 Amazing Photos - The funniest movie is here. Find it addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F24%2Fstrange-pic-s-from-the-net%2F'; addthis_title = 'Strange+Pics+From+The+Net%26%2-38230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
New U.S. Coins Coming Soon? USA To Go On Oil Standard Before January 2009?
2008-04-23 09:09:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F23%2Fnew-us-coin-s-coming-soon-usa-to-go-on-oil--standard-before-january-2009%2F-'; addthis_title = 'New+U.S.+Coins+Coming+Soon%26%-238230%3B+USA+To+Go+On+Oil+Stan-dard+Before+January+2009%26%238-230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Nasty, Mean People? Although? Cats Do Taste Like Dark Meat Chicken?
2008-04-23 09:08:00 How do you know what cats taste like FourEyes?… Heh, Heh… I’ll Never Tell! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F23%2Fnasty-mean--people-although-cats-do-taste-l-ike-dark-meat-chicken%2F'; addthis_title = 'Nasty%2C+Mean+People%26%238230-%3B+Although%26%238230%3B+Cats+-Do+Taste+Like+Dark+Meat+Chicken-%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
An Even Bigger Snake Than Bob?
2008-04-22 09:07:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F22%2Fan-even-big-ger-snake-than-bob%2F'; addthis_title = 'An+Even+Bigger+Snake+Than+Bob%-26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
President Bush?s View Of The Economy?
2008-04-22 09:01:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F22%2Fpresident-b-ushs-view-of-the-economy%2F'; addthis_title = 'President+Bush%26%238217%3Bs+V-iew+Of+The+Economy%26%238230%3B-'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Shah Rukh insults Cricket Legend Yuvraj Singh
2008-04-22 07:29:00 Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan is causing more trouble, this time his targets are Cricket players.The actor, known for his constant in-jokes at fellow Bollywood colleagues, has become so mesmerized by his new IPL Cricket team that he has resorted to go online to bash other team players. If you go to his team?s official website www.kolkataknightriders.com then you?ll be able to read Shah Rukh?s comments towards MS Dhoni, Shane Warne and VVS Laxman who play for Chennai, Rajasthan and Hyderabad respectively. Not only them but King Khan has made digs at cricket legends and former Indian captain, Krishnamachari Srikanth who was the highest scorer when India won the World Cup in 1983. One of the most nastiest ?digs? on the website is about Lalchand Rajput, coach of last year?s winning Indian team of the T20 World Cup. Shah Rukh has insulted Rajput by putting his picture on an advertisement on the website with the heading ?Waste book?, which says: ?If, like former team manager Lalchand...
I Took My Wife?s Cigarettes!
2008-04-21 09:10:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F21%2Fi-took-my-w-ifes-cigarettes%2F'; addthis_title = 'I+Took+My+Wife%26%238217%3Bs+C-igarettes%21'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Thank God For MySpace? Somebody Call The Cops?
2008-04-21 09:01:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F21%2Fthank-god-f-or-myspace-somebody-call-the-co-ps%2F'; addthis_title = 'Thank+God+For+MySpace%26%23823-0%3B+Somebody+Call+The+Cops%26%-238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Were Cafferty?s ?Vile Insults of China? a ?Mistake By U.S. Authorities??
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Does a dictatorship that has outlawed freedom of the press have the standing to criticize the ?journalistic ethics? of American reporters? That is the question one must grapple with when reading through Beijing?s latest blistering attack against CNN host Jack Cafferty ?and his ilk? for referring to the Chinese regime ...
By: Pakistan News
Were CNN?s ?Vile Insults of China? A ?Mistake By U.S. Authorities??
2008-04-21 00:00:00 Does a dictatorship that has outlawed freedom of the press have the standing to criticize the ?journalistic ethics? of American reporters? That is the question one must grapple with when reading through Beijing?s latest blistering attack against CNN host Jack Cafferty ?and his ilk? for referring to the Chinese regime ...
By: Pakistan News
Guess What?s For Dinner Kids!?!
2008-04-20 09:32:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F20%2Fguess-whats--for-dinner-kids%2F'; addthis_title = 'Guess+What%26%238217%3Bs+For+D-inner+Kids%21%3F%21'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Yeah? Let?s Boycott China? We?ll Bring ?Em To Their Knees? NOT!!
2008-04-20 09:01:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F20%2Fyeah-lets-b-oycott-china-well-bring-em-to-t-heir-knees-not%2F'; addthis_title = 'Yeah%26%238230%3B+Let%26%23821-7%3Bs+Boycott+China%26%238230%3-B+We%26%238217%3Bll+Bring+%26%2-38216%3BEm+To+Their+Knees%26%23-8230%3B+NOT%21%21'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
This Bird Is Truly Macho? Or Is He Just Reckless?? Either Way? He?s My Hero
2008-04-19 09:03:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F19%2Fthis-bird-i-s-truly-macho-or-is-he-just-rec-kless-either-way-hes-my-hero%2F-'; addthis_title = 'This+Bird+Is+Truly+Macho%26%23-8230%3B+Or+Is+He+Just+Reckless%-3F%26%238230%3B+Either+Way%26%2-38230%3B+He%26%238217%3Bs+My+He-ro%21'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Clinton Insults ?Activist Base? of Democratic Party
2008-04-19 05:01:00 Last weekend the big story was a bogus argument that Obama had insulted those who live in small town America. This weekend’s buzz in the blogosphere is likely to be about a different story–Hillary Clinton insulting the Democratic base. Celeste Fremon reports: At a small closed-door fundraiser after Super Tuesday, Sen. Hillary Clinton blamed what she ...
By: Liberal Values
Who Knew?? I Can Stop Feeling Fat, Fuzzy And Frazzled, Just By Sending This
2008-04-18 09:02:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F18%2Fwho-knew-i--can-stop-feeling-fat-fuzzy-and--frazzled-just-by-sending-this-g-uy-money-and-my-wife-says-its-t-he-beer%2F'; addthis_title = 'Who+Knew%3F%26%238230%3B+I+Can-+Stop+Feeling+Fat%2C+Fuzzy+And+-Frazzled%2C+Just+By+Sending+Thi-s+Guy+Money%26%238230%3B+And+My-+Wife+Says+It%26%238217%3Bs+The-+Beer%26%238230%3B'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
They Were More Diplomatic In The Old Days? Today, We?d Just Haul Off And Te
2008-04-17 09:05:00 And just why would she not know this?… If it’s bad enough to run him out of the house and she still can’t smell it… It’s time to call an ambulance! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F17%2Fthey-were-m-ore-diplomatic-in-the-old-days--today-wed-just-haul-off-and-tel-l-the-little-woman-right%2F'; addthis_title = 'They+Were+More+Diplomatic+In+T-he+Old+Days%26%238230%3B+Today%-2C+We%26%238217%3Bd+Just+Haul+O-ff+And+Tell+The+Little+Woman%26-%238230%3B+Right%3F..+Right%3F%-21%3F'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Insult Of The Day?
2008-04-16 09:30:00 addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com-%2F2008%2F04%2F16%2Finsult-of-t-he-day%2F'; addthis_title = 'Insult+Of+The+Day%26%238230%3B-'; addthis_pub = '';
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
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