JADED
2008-06-18 10:31:00 by Megan Anne MetzelaarThe plastic lady implores me to careThrough the camera,Mournful imitations seep into my living room,Belying adrenaline rushing her veins,Purple like mine, butHidden beneath alabaster skin,A face pulled tight.Stories like these bought designer shoes,Expensive leather purses,Lunch at Tavern on Green.Voice lifting to the next octave,She tells about the old man,Paralyzed in the street, a hit and run,Onlookers contemplating too longWhether to step an inch closer.They did not step closer.Warning: video is disturbing.Tape rolls, her feigned sighs theAccompaniment, contrived musicLearned through years of practice.The voyeur crowd could be her relatives,A family of frozen white-ice peopleFar removed from the nobler instincts.She secretly likes them, The Plastics,No matter what she says,And would have stood among themOn the sidewalk,Looking at the crumpled manThrough the crowd of her familiars,Wondering who would beHer first interview.Megan Anne Metzelaar rescues waywar...
Jaded City Returns Soon...
2008-05-25 03:38:00 The Jaded City weekly show is coming back with brand spanking new episodes starting this Monday with Tristin and Matty. As you can see above, not only is Jaded City getting a makeover, but so has Tristin. You know what they say, blonds have more fun. Check back Monday to see if this is really true. Our brand new site is completely done and ready to launch, check out this weeks show to find out when and how this will happen. You can also win early access to the new site before anyone else. Sorry for the long delay in the relaunch of our show and site, but perfection can't be rushed you know... Also, Matty is on his way to New York City for Gay Pride and the boys plan to terrorize the streets of the city. Be sure to check out a special extended Gay Pride episode of the show on June 30th. Are you going to be in the city for gay pride? Want to hang out and party with boys? More details on this coming soon...
50 Cent Video Game Surprise: Jaded Gaming Reporters Say It's Actually Good
2008-04-28 14:00:00 50 Cent video game surprise: Jaded gaming reporters say it's actually good.
50 Cent Video Game Surprise: Jaded Gaming Reporters Say It?s Actually Good
2008-04-28 00:00:00 Nine times out of 10, video games and celebrities don't mix. "50 Cent: Bulletproof" was not well-liked by most critics, even if it did go on to sell more than a million copies. Yet some of the biggest buzz out of a Sierra Entertainment event held for San Francisco media ...
By: Mp3 weblog
Curse of the Jaded Sloth
2008-03-20 01:40:00 Oh, woe is me. I can not for the life of me think of something to do for the popdeck and allmightys contest. Normally, I don't have a problem thinking of something, but this is giving me fits. The theme is "Out and About" and while that should be easy it's almost too broad. Hopefully something will appear before me because I really want to do this.I'm ready for Spring now. Good thing because it starts tomorrow. Expect instant results.I was watching some featurettes on the making of God of War 2 today. It still doesn't register to me how some don't respect the level of skill and patience needed to make a video game. It seemed like a brutal ordeal. Great game though.Bunnies have just passed kittens for number three on the global cuteness rankings. Just behind Puppies and the hybrid, Punnies.I apologize for that uninspired attempt at humor. Now here's a picture of three men fighting the heavyweight boxing champion, Bigfoot.(Picture Not Found)Stay clean folks, and don't let the t...
By: Cracked Ego
Trona - Jaded Love (SYS1216) WEB 2007 WiTF
2008-01-11 13:38:00 :. Artist -> Trona .: Title -> Jaded Love :. Genre -> Progressive House .: CatNo -> SYS1216 :. Label -> System Recordings :. Quality -> 320kbps CBR - 44100Hz .: Quantity -> 3 Tracks :. StoreDate -> 15-12-2007 .: ReleaseDate -> 07-01-2008 :. Size -> 46.90 MB .: Tracklist :. 01. Trona - Jaded Love (Trona's Electro Club Mix) (07:36) 02. Trona - Jaded Love (Original Mix) (07:08) 03. Trona - Jaded Love (Radio Mix) (05:43) ------- (20:27)
The Jaded and Arrogant Magic of David Copperfield
2008-01-03 18:23:00 I’ve always loved magicians. Or rather, I’ve always loved what magicians can do. The can make people levitate, make people disappear, make people transform into ferocious animals. There’s no limit to the types of illusions they can create, and the fun part is trying to figure out how they do it. Like most people, I know the majority of magic tricks are based on some very simple principals: a
By: Henson's Hell
Motorhome Hire Fresh Whiff of Air for The Jaded Appetite
2007-12-19 10:24:00 The key to make your working days happy and cheerful is to have a happier and relaxing weekend. And the perfect way to have such a weekend is by escaping the mad city life and head off to some quieter region. And after reading this, if you are making similar plans for the next weekend, ...
By: MotorCarInfo.com
FIREBUG - Hope For The Musically Jaded
2007-12-03 07:52:00 It is difficult for someone who has been rotting away on this planet for four decades to get excited about new music. It all sounds derivative and unimaginative. Any new landscape it promises to take you down, turns out to be the same old smoke filled barroom with a new coat of paint. It would be easy to blame the new bands themselves for this, but the truth in most cases is that those of us who believe music is the only true higher power available to rape or cleanse our souls depending on our needs at the moment...have simply become so jaded we refuse to give up our old gods for new.Enter Firebug. For you jaded old fools like me, ask yourself what would have happened if Kate Bush had hung out with the cool kids smoking dope and listening to Led Zeppelin records instead of taking piano lessons with the prim and proper art house geeks? She would have produced a song like "Been There Before" available for a free listen on: Firebug's Site. A beautifully haunting song tinged with a en...
By: Bar Stool Vision
JC #59 : Jaded Rewind : 11/30/07
2007-11-30 07:45:00 Harry the Hamster and Tristin start of the show and the two discuss how drunk Tristin really is. Next up we steal The Little Fatty Cast's sound effects and take a look back one year ago. Our rewind takes us to December 1, 2006 when Tristin and Scott discuss world Aids day. Next the boys talk about their worst time hitting the bottle and discuss some classic news stories.Harry the Hamster and Tristin return as they discuss if Eddie from Park Slope is really a good thing or a bad. Find out just what is inside of Tristin's ass and the show ends with music from Michael Collen.Call our new listener voice mail line at 206-350-0101 and leave a message. See you back here next Friday Night. Tired of being the last one to register at a popular social network and not getting the name you really want? Be sure to Sign Up to be the first to know when Jaded City 2.0 launches, a brand new social network for gays, lesbians, and the people who love us.
JC #58 : A Very Jaded Thanksgiving : 11/23/07
2007-11-23 05:13:00 The most downloaded episode of Jaded City was last years Thanksgiving day show, why this epsiode was the most downloaded is beyond us as it really sucked. But for some reason over 6,000 listened to me talking to Fluffy the cat. Well since our listeners seem to enjoy our holiday episodes so much, we decided to pull out all the stops this year. Join Matty, Big Fatty from The Little Fatty Cast, David from That Bluejeans Guy, and Harry the Hamster as we celebrate A Very Jaded Thanksgiving. The show starts out adding insult to injury and quickly moves onto a drunken train wreck.The boys brush up on their holiday trivia and Harry the Hamster begs for you to help him. Emails cover a wide range of subjects and Matty is called out on his planted voice mail. Next we ask for donations so David can buy a real web address and the show ends with a funny Thanksgiving song that is a classic.Call our new listener voice mail line at 206-350-0101 and leave a message. See you back here next Friday Ni...
JC #54 : Return of the Jaded : 10/26/07
2007-10-26 06:06:00 Tristin and Matty return after a 2 week break with cocktails and news for you. Cally is burning and Washington responds, is it because the residents are white? Paris wants to be frozen, Cheney falls asleep, Dumbledore is a fag, and we find out which city has the least attractive people. The answer may surprise you. The weekly funny features Yo Momma jokes that are anything but funny. Next we answer a few emails and new music from Black Peter Group.Visit JadedCity.com to download past episodes and leave feedback on the show. See you back here next Friday Night. Tired of being the last one to register at a popular social network and not getting the name you really want? Be sure to Sign Up to be the first to know when Jaded City 2.0 launches, a brand new social network for gays, lesbians, and the people who love us.
Jaded City will return soon
2007-10-10 08:28:00 Greetings, due to illness, Jaded City is taking a week off. This means there will most likely be no show this Friday, and no blogs all week. Sorry about that but I have the sniffles. Also, I have not been responded to emails lately either, so if you have sent one, don't expect a response till next week. See you back here next week.
Tales of a Jaded Nurse
2007-07-24 21:19:00 In the 16 years I've worked as a nurse, it has come to my attention that many people do not know how to behave while visiting, or being a patient in the hospital. Here is a handy guide to help the masses:*Disclaimer~Obviously this only applies to those in their right mind!1) For visitors: No one wants to see you immediately after surgery unless you gave birth to them or sleep with them nightly. Stay away until the patient has a chance to brush their teeth and doesn't have to pee in the little chair next to the bed.2) For patients: Bringing your own alcohol to the hospital in order to celebrate the removal of your appendix is not appropriate.3) I don't care how open minded you are, neither your father nor your father in law belong at the business end of a delivery table. That truly creeps me out. Stop it.4) For patients: If you can sit up in bed and wave your arms while yelling "Yoo Hoo!", you are able to raise the head of your own damned bed.5) For patients (and visit...
Is 2012 the End Of The World? Yeah, Right. Call Me Jaded But I?ll Believe
2007-07-19 19:18:00 Astrology in Real Life
Jaded at the Movies: Ratatouille
2007-07-08 07:53:00 So I read this comment that Samantha left for me on one of my movie blogs; "Matty, do you live at the movies or something? Is Texas really that boring?" The answer: Yes, Samantha, it is that boring. Also, I'm just a cheap date. I don't like nightclubs, I hate dance music, and I refuse to pay 20 bucks for a drink. My idea of a fun night out is a moderately priced meal, some conversation, and a good movie. I know its boring to alot of gay guys out there. But I'm not trying to get laid, so I don't really care. Anyways, to further prove my point, here is my review of "Ratatouille". I was actually a little hesitant to see this movie because I felt burned after watching that boring piece of shit, "The Incredibles", a couple of years ago. About the only good thing that I can say about THAT movie was that I got a really good 20 minute nap in the theater. But I figured I'd give "Ratatouille" a chance because I liked the previews and I LOVE Patton Oswalt, who plays the main rat, R...
Jaded at the Movies: Transformers
2007-07-04 23:33:00 Okay, so this morning, I rolled out of bed, put on some clothes, and went and saw Transformers. Now, I'm not going to give you a play by play of what it was all about, because I'm not a professional reviewer. But I will say that it was pretty damn AWESOME!!! This a pretty big compliment coming from me considering I usually treat anything from Michael Bay like kryptonite.If Armageddon and Pearl Harbor were any more shitty they would have left a skid mark on the fucking screen. But Transformers seems to be the anomily. Kind of like the full grown kid in a family of midgets. It was action packed,the special effects were ridiculously awesome, the writing was good without being over the top, and ,most importantly, Ben Affleck was nowhere in sight. In fact, the only real criticism I can really find for this movie was the rather blatant product placement throughout. According to this movie we live in a world where everyone drives GM and uses Nokia phones.Toyotas and Motorolas I can ...
Rise above a jaded self-image
2007-06-16 03:49:00 How you perceive yourself has a tremendous impact on what you do with your life and whether you will evolve to fulfill your destiny. Do you dream parts of you were different than you think they are? Would you like to be able to work toward greater self-acceptance?How you perceive yourself is like a portrait. Who do you envision when you peer into the mirror? Do you imagine a particular livelihood with its associated uniform, accessories and mindset? What you choose to see in yourself may not be an accurate depiction of your core self. How often do you make assumptions about "what is best?" All perceptions have influences. Learn to distinguish yours.Many people are unsure how to separate their identity from what they do for a living. They evolve into a role and condition themselves to think like people do around them. Perhaps this sounds like you? Maybe you feel confident, 'in your element' (s...
The Thirteen Original Sins Jaded (2007)
2007-04-29 20:36:00 One day, when I was 18 years old, I planned to write an entire book of poetry in one single day from morning until midnight filled of all about the ideas in my head.read more
Astrology and Keeping Promises: Being Gullible Versus Being Jaded
2007-04-06 16:06:00 Ask the Collective...
Episode 120 - Guest on Jaded City Podcast
2007-03-19 14:59:00 This past Friday I was a guest on Tristin's Jaded City podcast and it was fun to be on his show. I thought I would share with you who may not listen to his show. We talk about politics, American Idol, Disney, tell very bad jokes and Tristin and I respond to listener's email. Hope you enjoy the show!Episode 120 Check out Jaded City podcast!
By: Ramble Redhead
Episode 120 - Guest on Jaded City Podcast
2007-03-19 14:50:00 This past Friday I was a guest on Tristin’s Jaded City podcast and it was fun to be on his show. I thought I would share with you who may not listen to his show. We talk about politics, American Idol, Disney, tell very bad jokes and Tristin and I respond to listener’s ...
By: Ramble Redhead
flickrbabes.com: JAdeD
2007-02-21 05:54:01 Source: flickrbabes.com Original Title: JAdeD Author: Alexa Catana other links: FB Revolution | flickrbabes @ myspace | flickrbabes @ flickr
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Jaded Heart / Tokyo Dragons
1970-01-01 00:59:00 De website van Jaded Heart is nog helemaal in de stijl van het voorgaande album Helluva Time. Alleen bij het nieuws is iets te vinden over opvolger Sinister Mind, dat zelfs nog niet wordt genoemd bij de discografie. Nou was... |
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