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Jeremy Shockey is the fucking man and a complete douche at the same time
2008-07-27 07:21:00 I had a man crush on Jeremy Shockey forever. He is awesome and fearless. I never agreed with how Shockey was used after his first season. He never got the ball often enough. He was our big play guy and we used him to block all the time. So 5 years go by and Shockey makes a few plays, drops a few balls, pancakes a few fat guys and hes not happy. He wants more but wait! Shockey gets hurt and doesn't goto the superbowl. This means many things. Shockeys haze is now lifted off Eli Manning. Eli can now throw the ball without shockey being a completely douche every play bitching about the ball. But as douchey as shockey is I love him. He will be amazing on the Saints I am sure. I salute you Douchey. High five for being mad sweet and a douche at the same time.Azure thinks:
Jeremy Shockey Traded to the New Orleans Saints
2008-07-21 22:25:00 FoxSports.com is reporting that Jay Peyton and the New Orleans Saints have finally landed tight end Jeremy Shockey from the New York Giants in exchange for a 2nd and 5th round draft pick. The Giants have agreed to trade their disgruntled tight end to the New Orleans Saints for a second-round pick and a fifth-round pick, ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Jeremy Shockey Traded to the New Orleans Saints", url: "http://bumpshack.com/2008/07/2-1/jeremy-shockey-traded-to-the--new-orleans-saints/" });
Jeremy Shockey just doesn't get it
2008-04-19 02:11:00 It's one thing to cry about your role on a team that is contending to win the Super Bowl. It's quite another to cry about a role on the defending Super Bowl Champions especially considering the fact that he did not play because he was hurt. But Alas, the crybaby Jeremy Shockey continues to defy
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Jeremy Shockey Wants YOU at his New Year’s Party…If You’
2007-12-11 06:03:00 It certainly has been a volatile season for the New York Giants, but somehow despite all of Eli Manning’s interceptions the G-men find themselves sitting pretty at 9-4 in the easy NFC. Considering how poorly some of the other big apple teams are playing, specifically the Jets and the Knicks, the Giants are currently the toast of the town. But maybe this whole 9-4 (wow how are they 9-4???) thing has gone straight to their heads, or at least that seems to be the case for Jeremy Shockey. Why’s that? Well Shockey has posted an open invite to his New Year’s Eve Party to any woman who wants to attend, binding the approval of Shockey and presumably the other men in his posse. So how does this approval process work exactly? Shockey requires all willing ladies to “send one head and one body shot, as well as your name and contact info, to brunofierce@gmail.com.” There might be some stiff competition for this thing, cause you know the New York ladies are going to ...
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Party with Jeremy Shockey on New Year?s Eve
2007-12-10 23:38:00 Female TastyBooze readers, here’s your chance… you could become the next Tara Reid. No, we’re not talking about getting terrible breast implants or just being hideous in general, we’re talking about the opportunity to be Jeremy Shockey’s next girlfriend. That’s right, the New York Giants’ Jeremy Shockey and former boyfriend of Tara Reid, is throwing a ...
Jeremy Shockey Is America
2007-11-12 00:28:00 He riffs for us here about Jeremy Shockey, London and what it means to see the NFL on the wrong side of the pond. Last year the British government decided JMW Turner’s watercolor, “The Blue Rigi,” was too valuable a possession to be let …
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Jeremy Shockey?s Friends Beat A Man
2007-11-07 11:29:00 PALS of New York Giants tight end Jeremy Shockey reacted angrily on Saturday after a fan mouthed off to him. A spy who witnessed the violent incident said a group of Shockey’s friends beat up a man who snapped at him while he was enjoying a meal at Monty’s restaurant in South Beach. Shockey had ... |



