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There's a BurgerTime Joke to be Made
2008-10-03 17:55:00 Above you see an unexpected delicacy of Nashville: deep-fried pickles with horseradish sauce. I ordered them as a novelty at a BBQ place one night; surprisingly, they turned out to be fantastic.I really ate healthily on this trip -- deep fried pickles, BBQx15, bratwurst nachos, not to mention the aforementioned key lime martinis and copious amounts of beer. I'd like to say that since coming back I've been on a strict raw vegan diet, but that would be a lie.* * *In a sort of "fall cleaning" mood today, I've stripped out some dead blogs from the links over there and added some new ones. Take a peek, won't you?
That Lipstick Joke - It was Great
2008-09-23 22:08:00 Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is in New York today to meet with a handful of world leaders and foreign policy experts like Henry Kissinger at the UN. But all is not going as smoothly as she'd like. One might chalk it up to the fact that she's been ...
By: BuffaloPundit
Joke Sunday
2008-09-22 00:32:00 Well I am good at one thing, picking the underacheivers on their special days. What a joke Chicago was today as well as Buffalo and New England. Going desperate tonight as today hurt.Green Bay (+3) 1000ptsGB/Dal (-51.5) 1000ptsPuke on you,JReezy
That's Not A Funny Joke...
2008-09-10 20:47:00 Today's lovely featured product is something for the ocean lover in you! It's the Reefer Madness Mousepad! Isn't this mousepad totally adorable? It's something simple and cute that would fit ar any adult or even a children's computer!Original, Modern, Fine Art By Contemporary Artist, Pamela Miller. Painting and Art includes: Abstract, Cityscape, Seascape, Asian, Fantasy, Animal (ie Fish, Cat, Horse Art), Nudes, ACEOs, SFA and Still Lifes. Mediums Used: Acrylic, Watercolor and Mixed Media
Fighting the Bryan Adams Joke Urge
2008-09-10 02:52:00 #37 -- "Summer of '49" by David HalberstamA few months back, I realized that I'd never ever read any of Halberstam's books, so I picked up a few. Naturally I read the baseball one before any of those dealing with serious subjects.In my teenage years, I read just about every baseball book in the Boulder Public Library, except for this one and one or two of Roger Angell's books, which looked, I dunno, too serious for me. Anyway, "Summer of '49" was a nice end-of-summer read, pretty quick and nicely paced. I burned myself out on baseball literature long ago, but this is probably a bit headier stuff -- Halberstam's a big fan, but he can't curb his intellectual instincts, which is a-ok with me. There's a good case to be made for the pennant race occurring at a crucial juncture in American history (granted, you could probably make that case for any race between, say, the 1940s and the 1970s), as radio had started giving way to TV, the color line was still newly broken, stars' fee...
Internet Joke
2008-09-07 09:52:00 Customer: "I want to download the Internet. Do I need a bigger hard disk?"Download the Internet hereLOL.source: w3schools.comda~
By: ad3ck's bLoG
Internet Joke
2008-09-07 09:52:00 Customer: "I want to download the Internet. Do I need a bigger hard disk?"Download the Internet hereLOL.source: w3schools.comda~
By: ad3ck's bLoG
Why Obama’s “Community Organizer” Days Are a Joke
2008-09-05 16:03:00 This is by Michelle Malkin on Townhall.com via Conservative Grapevine Rudy Giuliani had me in stitches during his red-meat keynote address at the GOP convention. I laughed out loud when Giuliani laughed out loud while noting Barack Obama’s deep experience as a “community organizer.” I laughed again when VP nominee and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin cracked: ...
I guess the joke is on me. But I don?t find it very funny.
2008-09-04 04:50:00 Caleb has his annual plastic surgeon appointment today. Or rather, was supposed to have his annual plastic surgeon appointment today. But apparently his doctor decided to take the day off and nobody was able to get a hold of me. Wait. Let’s step back to a half hour before I was standing at the window of ...
By: The Bean Blog
Is this a Joke?
2008-09-02 21:22:00 Or a bad publicity stunt maybe? Can Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson really, truly be dating? Well it seems as though they are and that they actually have quite a bit in common. Oh, I almost choked on that last part. The two are dating in secret although I’m not personally close with either of ...
The Worlds Oldest Joke
2008-08-23 22:12:00 Did you know that the worlds oldest known joke dates back to 1900BC? It is a saying of the Sumerian people who lived in what is now Iraq. “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.” Submitted By Fran in the Forums
By: Factsbuffet.com
HFAC JOKE?
2008-07-22 00:51:00 ABOUT THE HFAC I REALY DO THINK IT IS A JOKE ! I HAVE TRIED TO CONTACT SOMEONE WHO IS AREAL PERSON FOR OVER 5 DAYS WITH NO RESPONSE.JUST WE WILL BE IN TOUCH WITH YOU.
F1 - Visa process
2008-06-25 02:43:00 Soooo True..... Something to think about (click to enlarge)Source: Phdcomics
By: Kinji's Blog
JOKE ON US
2008-06-23 19:31:00 George Carlin, truth teller. The real owners are the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Forget the politicians, they’re an irrelevancy. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. ...
Joke contest!
2008-06-23 17:52:00 A ____ walks into a _____… It’s about time we got some fresh meat when it comes to “So a thing walks into another thing…” jokes. I mean, we’ve all heard the same tired six jokes and they almost always begin with some religious figures entering an establishment that sells alcohol. So: in ...
By: Say No to Crack
Mexican Joke Of The Day
2008-06-13 14:13:00 This was a joke told by a Mexican-American that was buying a car. I want to use the word Hispanic, but he says there is no shame in using the word Mexican because that is where he is from. So here goes the joke.He asked me what a Fat Woman and a Brick had in common?I said, I really do not know!He said they would both eventually be laid by a Mexican!Be sure and check out these other Car Salesman Jokes and Car Lot Humor;Car Salesman Joke; EyeglassesGrean Pea (New Car Salesman) PrankCar Salesman Joke-Flying CarsCar Salesman Joke-A Little TailService Department Joke
A Golf Joke?
2008-06-12 20:55:00 Well, here we go again, this is one of those things that just needs to be passed on, it’s from An Ol? Broad?s Ramblings and this is one of my blogging buddies that was my distinct pleasure to meet and have lunch with, thanks Kate! A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the ...
By: TexasFred's
Video: '[Insert jokey play on word 'Sex'] and the [Insert joke
2008-06-10 00:51:00 On film screens this summer, "Sex"y celesbian Cynthia Nixon is helping her somewhat self-absorbed friend Carrie deal with man troubles. But on YouTube screens, she's warning Samantha-loving Charlottes about a truly "Big" problem: Wise, important words. Though lesbians, for a...
By: Good As You
An Hour of Pleasure - A new joke 4 u
2008-06-08 20:14:00 An Hour of Pleasure The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?" --- ---<--{(@ Free online games A to Z ---<--{(@ Photos from different countries Represent your country or your City ---<--{(@
Raikkonen - Track is 'a joke'
2008-06-08 17:08:00 After qualifying third for the Canadian Grand Prix, a frustrated Kimi Raikkonen labelled the track surface at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve "a joke".1 Vote(s)
By: JeQQ it
Bigamy joke and humor
2008-06-07 14:36:00 In the courtroom... Judge: You have been found not guilty of bigamy! So you can now be released and you can go home. Prisoner: Which home shall I go to? Jokes and humor category: Bigamy jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Bar joke and humor
2008-06-06 19:57:00 A young man was loudly lamenting to everyone in the bar for a long time that his doctor had ordered him to give up half of his sex life... A bored listener: Which half are you going to give up? Talking about it or thinking about it? Jokes and humor category: Bar jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Women joke and humor
2008-06-05 20:57:00 Question: What is the difference between a battery and a woman? Answer: A battery has a positive side. Jokes and humor category: Women jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Nothing To Worry About
2008-06-05 11:08:00 In a second grade sex education class, little Mary asks, “teacher, can my momma get pregnant?” The teacher asks, “how old is your mother?” Little Mary says, “forty”. The teacher says, “yes, your mother could get pregnant.” The little girl asks, “can my big sister get pregnant?” The teacher asks, “how old is your sister?” Little Mary answers, “nineteen”. The teacher says, ...
By: ZA Vibes
Husband Wife Sexy Funny Joke Part1
2008-06-04 19:31:00 Two men meet while both where looking for their lost wives.1st: How yours look like?2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!**********Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend to death.Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".http://tarandeep-rayof-hope.blogspot.com
By: SMSMP3VIDEO
Fart joke and humor
2008-06-04 14:45:00 Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Jokes and humor category: Fart jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
The Lonely Brain Cell [Joke]
2008-06-04 10:39:00 Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously because it was all empty and quiet. ‘Hello?’ she cried, but no answer. ‘Is there anyone here?’ she cried a little louder, but still no a nswer. Now the female brain cell started ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The Lonely Brain Cell [Joke]", url: "http://ozlady.com/2008/06/04/t-he-lonely-brain-cell-joke/" });
Got Any Change?
2008-06-04 06:27:00 Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “Sure, buddy.” Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again!” Officer: “Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “No, SIR!”
By: ZA Vibes
Joke of My Week 06/03/08
2008-06-03 21:46:00 It has been a great week for jokes in the ole inbox.. A few NON PC ones and some Obamma Humor for the right occasion. Enjoy! This one came in from my Dad in Florida: UCLA STUDY (VERY INTERESTING &...
Cheney Makes Incest Joke
2008-06-03 20:11:00 Why doesn’t this surprise me? Oh yes! This is the Bush administration…how could I forget? ©2008 Garling Gauge. All Rights Reserved..
By: Garling Gauge
That Joke Isn?t Funny Anymore
2008-06-03 15:08:00 There’s a serious schism in the Paddy Power marketing department. Half the team think Carlsberg’s latest little advert is hilarious. The rest, including me, think it’s pretty tedious. Aside from anything else, it’s not realistic. Those don’t look like your typical lady footballers to me, and the idea that Johnny Giles could get a top ...
By: Over The Line
Humorous joke and humor
2008-06-03 14:59:00 Mr Normal: Haven't I seen your face somewhere else? Mr Humor: I'm sorry! My face has always been between my ears. Jokes and humor category: Humorous jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Kim Kardashian is not the butt of a joke.
2008-06-03 13:13:00 Kim Kardashian?s booty is real, or so says her. Which is good enough for me. In fact, I may throw a parade. I love her booty so much that I would be willing to ride in a float. Because that?s hot. Here?s more from Kim Kardashian, her blog. OMG! When will people get off my atrium, literally! Haha. ...
Psychics Prediction
2008-06-03 11:22:00 Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: “There?s no easy way to say this, so I?ll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.” Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared ...
By: ZA Vibes
Cheney: Forced To Apologize For His Sick Incest Joke
2008-06-03 05:55:00 By- Suzie-Q @ 8:55 PM MST From: Think Progress By Matt at 10:17 pm Cheney forced to apologize for incest joke about West Virginians.» At the National Press Club today, Vice President Dick Cheney raised the ire of West Virginia lawmakers when he made an offhand incest joke about the state, saying he ?had Cheneys on both sides of ...
By: Suzie-Q
Beenie Man says his tax case is a joke, speaks on child support case in UK,
2008-06-03 00:11:00 Beenie Man sat down with Chris Goldfinger on ChrisgoldfingerTV to discuss his pending tax case in Jamaica, which he calls “a joke”, his hesitancy to visit the UK because of his English baby mother who wants $300,000US in child support, and accuses his former manager, Patrick Robert,s of stealing a report $126JA million. Beenie Man also makes mention of the fact that he has 27 brothers and sisters, as well as 8 children! That’s a lot of family, not-to-mention child support!ShareThis
By: YawdFromAbroad
Wise men joke and humor
2008-06-02 20:11:00 Wise men have said... "Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." Jokes and humor category: Wise men jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
The joke of a Hairdryer
2008-06-02 18:00:00 Overview Deimos needs a break once in a while so he will be posting up some articles he received via email forwards during this period of resting. The Hairdryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course my child. What may I do for you?” “Well, ...
Raisin Bread [Joke]
2008-06-02 10:18:00 A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof ) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. ‘I’d like some raisin bread please,’ the man says politely. The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would.Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get two loaves, as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up the ladder, the young lady se...
Question and answer joke and humor
2008-06-01 22:07:00 Question: Why do storks only lift one leg? Answer: Because if they lifted the other leg, they'd fall over. Jokes and humor category: Question and answer jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Film joke and humor
2008-05-31 13:41:00 Film producer: I'm planning to make a film, but can't think of a proper title! Can you suggest a title that will touch your heart? Scriptwriter: How does stethoscope sound to you? Jokes and humor category: Film jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Father joke and humor
2008-05-30 14:33:00 George: You haven't ever told me about your father! Where is he? Bill: Well, he has left this earth! George: Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't know, he's no more! Bill: Oh no! You're getting it all wrong. My father is an astronaut and has left this planet Earth on a space expedition. Jokes and humor category: Father jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
A Tough Test
2008-05-30 06:21:00 My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me .. it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and ...
By: ZA Vibes
Joke of my Week 05/29/08
2008-05-29 18:28:00 Here area few gems worth a chuckle! This was from a buddy of mine in North Carolina: A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM TEXAS, COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPR...
Kid joke and humor
2008-05-29 14:54:00 Kid: Our school teacher says that we are on earth to help other people! Mother: Of course! Your teacher is right, my son. Kid: Then what are the others here on earth for? Jokes and humor category: Kid jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
The NFL Can Be A Joke Sometimes?
2008-05-29 11:01:00 The other day I wrote a post asking why players are criticized for skipping “voluntary” workouts. so you can imagine my disgust upon reading the following… The Vikings excused running back Adrian Peterson and quarterback Tavaris Jackson from Wednesday’s voluntary practice for personal reasons. Which is funny, because the whole “optional” thing sounds weird if you ...
By: Sportaphile
What Do Retired People Do All Day? [Joke]
2008-05-29 02:00:00 The question is: What Do Retired People Do All Day? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "What Do Retired People Do All Day? [Joke]", url: "http://ozlady.com/2008/05/29/w-hat-do-retired-people-do-all-da-y-joke/" });
Cab joke and humor
2008-05-28 15:39:00 A man takes a cab and reaches his destination... Cab driver: Sir, I'm so sorry! I forgot to switch on the meter. How much should I charge you then, for the ride? Passenger: Oh, don't bother yourself with that! I'm not carrying my wallet today. Jokes and humor category: Cab jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Joke: Golf is improving
2008-05-27 15:09:00 At a golf course... Mr Bush: Do you think my golf is improving? Caddie: Surely Mr Bush! Because today you hit the ball in one! Jokes and humor category: Golf jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Joke: Bill for advice
2008-05-26 22:39:00 A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party, where the doctor was approached by a man for some advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor advised him to get admitted to his clinic for a surgery. Then the doctor turned to the lawyer... Doctor: Well, how do you handle such a situation, when you are asked for advice at a social gathering? Lawyer: Just send a bill for the advice. Next morning, the doctor went to his clinic and issued the ulcer-stricken man a $50 bill. In the afternoon the doctor received a $100 bill from the lawyer. Jokes and humor category: Lawyer jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
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