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Supersized Mammaries
2008-06-02 15:42:00 Christina Aguilera at the LAX Nightclub in Las Vegas on May 31st, looking like her usual clown-faced self. Her boobs are too big! She used to have such a cute little petite frame. Those massive funbags don’t help her look any smaller after having her first child. Maybe that’s why she always has ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
MAMMARIES WON'T LET YOU DOWN
2007-12-06 12:44:00 BUFFALO: As you may have guessed, I didn't hang myself after all.BIRD: Glad to hear it, dude.BUFFALO: Although I should have.BIRD: What stopped ya, like?BUFFALO: Mammaries, I mean memories.BIRD: Ah, memories. They won't let you down.BUFFALO: Even though most of them are bad ones. Horrorshow nightmares, like.BIRD: But at least they're yours.BUFFALO: And they keep coming back, stabbing me when I'm not looking. BIRD: Wot, memories?BUFFALO: Mammaries.BIRD: Mammaries?!BUFFALO: Mammaries, memories, aren't they the same thing, all things sagged and done? I just know that if Mom hadn't denied me that lactose at birth, I'd be a happier bison now. Dad always said jugs would be my downfall.BIRD: Dude, you're not making much sense.BUFFALO: Every time I try to reach out to them they elude my touch, fall out of focus, slip softly away leaving no trace. I've spent my life trying to grasp them, trying to BE with them. But no, they don't want me, they never did, and here I am again, clutch...
Thanks for the mammaries!
2007-11-17 05:53:00 This blog has gone through a few different versions before finally arriving at the inception you see now. I?ve blogged for over four years under three different blog names. I remember when I first began; I called the site The Shallow End, which was just a general blog about my everyday life. I then decided to quit for awhile but resurfaced with a new blog called Strip City which focused more on my experiences as a strip club DJ, while I was still working in the industry. Later on my boss, who was a real douche bag discovered my site and I was fired for writing about my observations, a ridiculous but important lesson learned. I resumed writing about the industry despite leaving it with this blog, Beyond the Neon and it certainly has been my favorite of the three but I think it is time that I ended it.Nobody likes to see a great athlete stick around past his prime and retire after a pathetic season or watch their favorite TV show jump the shark and remember it as a show that should ha...
By: Beyond the Neon
Christina Aguilera has prominent mammaries
2007-10-02 05:10:00 Christina Aguilera was spotted in Hollywood heading to lunch with a sasquatch her husband Jordan. You can definitely tell she?s pregnant by her massive breasts shining glow. Her lower back must be killing her because of those gargantuan boobs heels. She should see me in a shady hotel a chiropractor. I just want Christina to ... |
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