A Strong India Can Bless The World
2008-06-20 20:07:00 In my years in India, I saw at close hand the work of one talented and highly motivated Indian group with which I did volunteer social work, attaining that deep wish fired ever since I was 16, when I became deeply inspired by the life of Mahatma Gandhi. The founder of the work (who sought no ...
Wedding Cakes On Moslem Wedding Receptions
2008-04-21 04:26:00 Wedding Cakes On Moslem Wedding ReceptionsBeautifull collections of Moslem Wedding CakesFlowery moslem wedding cakeElegant moslem wedding cakewedding cake on islam wedding receptionThree tier moslem wedding cakeOther post:http://greatweddingcakes.b-logspot.com/2008/04/disneyland--theme-wedding-cakes.html
?Hilarious Theist Quotes? Project Launched!
2008-01-08 20:02:00 Hey everyone! We’ve just launched a new project called Hilarious Theist Quotes! Please check it out and contribute! The idea is to collect the most hilarious theist quotes that you have ever come across and post them here, along with a URL for verification purposes. I’ve put some up already. Check them out! ...
Moslem Radicals test Indonesia tolerance
2007-12-27 15:36:00 Indonesia is home to more Muslims than any other country, largely enjoying a reputation for tolerance and moderation. But outbursts of violence from small but vocal minorities are challenging that perception. In recent years radical groups have attacked bars, brothels and Christian churches. And that is causing concern for Indonesia's government. The Islamic Defenders' Front (IDF) is one such group. Its members can be seen training in poor districts of the Indonesian capital, Jakarta.Law unto themselves IDF members say they do not go looking for trouble, but they are happy to take the law into their hands, closing and smashing up bars, brothels and gambling dens. "If they are open, we initially give them written warnings and so on," Abu Shorfayail, an IDF activist, says. "And if they still don't close down, then we will have to go down there and forcibly close them." The IDF is perhaps best known for its attack on the offices of Indonesian version of Playboy magazine. That gaine...
The Muslim Love Affair with Autocracies
2007-12-18 16:26:00 Originally appeared at GlobalComment.com While the world moves ahead with democratization, the Muslim world moonwalks like Michael Jackson back into authoritarianism. The Facts: In the third wave of global democratization that occurred during and especially after the decline of the Soviet Union the only civilization that resisted the trend is the Islamic world. The figures are particularly embarrassing; ...
Islam endorses slavery!
2007-12-16 18:08:00 And not only do Muslims not deny it but they try to rationalize it: Now, let us compare Western slavery to slavery in Islam; when and how is it allowed to exist. Really, there is nothing for us to be ashamed of as Muslims when it comes to the Islamic concept of slavery. Slavery is essentially ...
The Muslim Love Affair with Autocracies
2007-12-13 14:24:00 My latest article to be published. It addresses and elaborates various reasons why the Muslim world is the least free, taking a hard and critical look at religion, political and economic factors. While the world moves ahead with democratization, the Muslim world moonwalks like Michael Jackson back into authoritarianism. …if Islam is not the problem, what is? ...
Topless Danish traffic controllers
2007-12-12 19:58:00 Innovative Danes use topless women to control traffic! In light of mainstream Muslims’ hilariously stupid argument that hijabs somehow ensure women will not be harassed, I find this video an effective counter-argument: Danes are using topless models to slow down traffic speeding, and it’s extremely effective! (Without being harassed, as would have been the case if ...
Rebellion in Islam: the fight against doctrine
2007-12-11 17:21:00 Another apostate of Islam, sherryx writes about the historic forces that led to the rise of Sufism. It’s an enlightening article that highlights the mystical and libertarian force within Islam, suprisingly in the language of Marxists! I recommend everyone read this, especially the unfriendly critics of Islam. I am He whom I love, and He whom ...
What pisses me off about Muslims
2007-12-09 20:09:00 Browsing through a fellow Towelian’s blog, I came across this: The following conversation took place in Saudi Arabia in the summer of 2002. It includes myself (IS = Isaac Schrodinger), my dad’s friend (DF), and his son (FS). [START] DF: They found out that the guy is a Muslim, and automatically he’s a… FS: A terrorist. DF: Yeah, a terrorist. IS: ...
Young Pakistanis: Bin Laden Is A CIA Creation
2007-12-08 18:26:00 Good Morning America gets more than it bargained for in a feature on young people in Pakistan Tuesday, Dec 4, 2007 An ABC news piece that ran yesterday morning attracted attention after four Pakistanis who were being interviewed about the attitudes and life of young people in Pakistan declared Osama Bin Laden to be a creation of ...
A-L-L-A-H in name blocked e-mail
2007-12-04 18:00:00 This news was published on msnbc almost two years ago. Yahoo says it was effort to protect against hateful speech updated 8:24 a.m. ET Feb. 23, 2006 FOUNTAIN CITY, Wis. - A man says his attempts to sign up for an e-mail account with Yahoo failed when he used his name, which includes the letters a-l-l-a-h ? as ...
Islamists make Islamic Teddy Bears!
2007-12-04 08:33:00 The reasoning of the Islamist’s outrage over naming a teddy bear “Muhammad” has been revealed: there is nothing inherently wrong in teddy bears themselves, it’s just disrespectful to name a Western looking teddy bear Muhammad. Therefore Islamists have made their own versions of teddy bears, which can now be named any Muslim name! The Arab Muslim ...
Ubuntu for Moslem has updated release 7.10
2007-12-04 05:59:00 UbuntuMe, Ubuntu Muslim Edition, an Ubuntu-based Linux distribution enhanced with Islamic software, has been updated to version 7.10. This version has exactly the same features as the 7.04 version but is built on Ubuntu 7.10 (Gutsy Gibbon).UbuntuMe is available on 2 CD's or one DVD.The UbuntuME CD 1 has the same content as the standard Ubuntu CD with the following changes: OpenOffice, Gnome Games removed (available on CD 2) Flash player installed and configured for Firefox (to enable Quran recitations in Zekr) WCC (parental control) enabled by default (so as browsing the Internet is safe) ; blacklists downloaded from here. UbuntuME packages installed: islamiccal, ubuntume-artwork, ubuntumewcc, minbar and zekr.Miscellaneous packages: AptOnCd, rar, unrar, vlc, nautilus-open-terminalCD 2 has contents: All currently available updates, OpenOffice, Gnome games, Arabic language packs, Ogle (DVD player), Offline recitations for Zekr: Muhammad Siddeeq al-Minshawi (16kbps, 193 MB...
Islamic Madressahs under terrorist attack!?
2007-12-04 05:16:00 A madressah has been bombed… terrorist style, in Pakistan. So not only are Muslims the greatest victims of terrorism, but so is Islam? Weird though. No one took responsibility for it. Police in southern Pakistan say a powerful bomb ripped through an Islamic school Monday, killing six students and wounding at least four others.” source The source is ...
Obnoxious new Muslim TV show
2007-12-02 22:29:00 Friggin Diet Muslims are at it again… My opinion: These guys need to get better writers. The dialog is cliche, the stories are cliche and the moral of the story is cliche`. I appreciate this sort idea but man, they gotta execute this right! The way it is now, you’d think it was meant for 10 year ...
The sufi who would destroy Islam
2007-12-02 16:47:00 From my favorite blog, Lame Crab Walks Straight I will incinerate this creed and religion, and burn it. Then I will put your love in its place. How long must I hide this love in my heart? What the traveler seeks is not the religion and not the creed: Only You. - Ayn al-Qozat Hamadani, executed at the age 33, on the charge of ...
British Muslims? attitudes
2007-11-30 00:00:00 A fellow Towelian writes: So there I am messing around with a couple of young Muslims heads. Just for kicks, with a few friends of mine… I didn’t say anything blasphemous, but outrageous like “Alcohol is allowed in Islam”. It’s not but I thought I’d ruffle a few feathers with that one. Obviously I get ...
Muslims build their own Islamic Car!
2007-11-29 20:39:00 To you, your car, to me, my Holy Islamic-bat-mobile! Malaysia, Iran and Turkey plan to build an ‘Islamic car’ fitted with a compass to find the direction of Mecca and a compartment to keep the Koran in, the Malaysian state news agency said.Malaysian automaker Proton’s managing director, Syed Zainal Abidin Syed Mohamed Tahir, said during a ...
T. Aulia?s apostasy from Islam
2007-11-27 18:18:00 Hi. My name is T. Aulia and as you may all know, I am an imp… the mascot of Towelianism! And this is my story of apostasy from Islam. (The picture above is just one of the many shapes I can take. Ain’t I beeyoootiful?) I left God with a word; “bye”. But he said, “Wait! Why ...
Liberalism, Islam style!
2007-11-24 18:09:00 h/t LOLJesus.com Aw man, this sort of stuff should appear on our blog first!
An Open Letter from Irshad Manji
2007-11-20 18:39:00 The lesbian Canadian feminist reformist-Muslim (Ultra Diet variety, now available in your local 7/11!), Irshad Manji writes: Through our screaming self-pity and our conspicuous silences, we Muslims are conspiring against ourselves. We?re in crisis, and we?re dragging the rest of the world with us. If ever there was a moment for an Islamic reformation, it?s now. ...
Christians are genocidal maniacs!?
2007-11-18 18:00:00 No you don’t have to go all the way back to the Spanish Inquisition to find violence by Christians, acting as a “Christian Force” - a group identity based on religious lines, attacking another religious group. Most people don’t hear about this because they are inundated by right wing anti-Islamic blogs or are just too busy ...
How Muslims become Islamists
2007-11-12 00:31:00 Natural Geographic’s September issue carried this front cover (click the image below to download the article in discussion): Like every Natural Geographic production, this one was well informed, expansive and authoritative. They covered the issue of Islamism and Muslims in Pakistan, the fight for human rights in a torn country. The reporter explains the reason why many ...
Malaysian Muslims unable to sleep!
2007-11-06 19:59:00 “Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: Malaysia’s Muslim men are suffering sleepless nights and cannot pray properly because their thoughts are distracted by a growing number of women who wear sexy clothes in public, a prominent cleric said.” source This is what they’re dreaming off:
Majority of Muslims are irrational dolts
2007-11-03 22:15:00 So how does one make a sweeping generalization like that, you may wonder? This is perhaps the only general statement one can make about Muslims. Oh and these as well: There are more irrational Muslims than Christians and Jews combined. And that’s because of their religion, without doubt! While I have always asserted that Christianity, Judaism and Islam ...
Muslim Axe Murderer!
2007-11-01 16:35:00 And she’s caught on tape too! Just look at her swinging her ax at the poor innocent African American! She is nuts, I tell you! And it’s all Islams fault! Spread the news everybody; Islam teaches Muslims to ax African Americans! And don’t give me the crap that he was trying to rob her or something! ...
The Problem with Muslims
2007-10-30 23:50:00 (Please take the article below to be in a mock angry tone, like Jack Black! It’s not real anger… ) Problems with the rational Muslim: There are a lot of problems with Muslims. The first thing is obviously that from the three Abrahamic adherents, they’re the most irrational. And yes that’s a general statement and ...
The World Is Insane - 23rd October 2007
2007-10-23 18:24:00 Below is my satirical spin on current happenings in some parts of the world. Nothing related to Islam directly. Benazir Bhutto the former two term Prime Minister of Pakistan who led the country in to extreme corruption (which led Pakistan to be the world’s second most corrupt country after Nigeria - the locals joke that they ...
?Prayers give me hard ons? says a devout Muslim
2007-10-22 19:41:00 As you all know we Towelians are all about satire, right? But it’s hard to satirize when the title of this post is an actual statement of a very disturbed Muslim: “It has been over 16 years since I embraced Islam and I?m still fighting with one of the basics: salah. It started off badly. For ...
T. Aulia goes to an Eid party
2007-10-15 01:38:00 Our legendary mascot, the imp T. Aulia recently went to a private Eid party he was invited to. The following account by T. Aulia elaborates an experience both Diet Muslims and anti-Islam critics can learn from. The Diet Muslims can benefit from a few theological lessons in this article and the anti-Islam critics can experience the ...
?Muslims against Sharia? ?
2007-10-09 22:53:00 “Muslims against Sharia” What the…!? At first glance these guys look dubious. You know, one of those moderately clever Diet Muslims who put up an “organization” or blog to win a few PR battles in the war of taking back Islam’s image from Islamists. That is, I suspect they don’t have an adequately developed theology to back ...
Inonesian Police Crack Down On Liberal Moslem Group
2007-10-07 22:41:00 Indonesia has a reputation for being a pluralistic society in which people of religions other than the dominant Muslim, can practice their beliefs without interference from authorities. In Western Sumatra, police were asked by a Muslim religious council to crack down on the Al-Wedayah Al Islamiyah sect which believes in freedom of religion for ...
The God Questionnaire
2007-10-05 05:31:00 All theists are urged to fill out this personally crafted questionnaire by GOD himself!
UbuntuME: Ubuntu for Moslem
2007-10-02 17:31:00 UbuntuME stands for Ubuntu Muslim Edition is a free, open source operating system based on popular Ubuntu Linux. Its main feature is the inclusion of Islamic software, such as prayer times, a Koran study tool and a web content filtering utility. As we all know, Ubuntu is a great distro, easy to use for a novice user, with the most-used Office, Internet, Graphics and Video applications already installed but we think that for Muslim users it would be great to have ?out of the box? Islamic software and tools installed as well. You can download UbuntuME based on Ubuntu 7.04 at here. If you have installed of other varians of Ubuntu, you can feel the UbuntuME taste with add manually the Islamic packages with download its manually like describe here: Download this package. Run a terminal and type: chmod u+x install-ubuntuME.sh sudo ./install-ubuntuME.sh You will be asked to accept the Java license and Zekr Quran translations. Then the configuration process will ask you if you want to...
Ethnocentric Ignorance sponsored by gods
2007-09-14 22:29:00 A liberal American, Frederick Voorhees writes: America is snagged on the same trap that cripples our so-called enemies. For all of our differences, there is one fundamental commonality between America and radical Islam: we see the world in terms of hypocritical dichotomies. Just like Osama bin Laden, we see ourselves as loving, good, and right; and ...
A Modern Muslim?s perspective
2007-09-07 16:55:00 A modern Muslim, Falastine Dwikat (a Palestinian no less!) writes about her point of view of Islam and the current social perspective of it by non-Muslims: “…a friend recommended I read Irshad Manji’s book The Trouble with Islam Today. My instant reaction was that Manji must be another stupid critic who offers no solutions. But my ...
Moslem Fashion Fair 2007
2007-09-05 07:05:00 poster fashion fair is poster peomosi for the devotee of cloth. poster be like this can in making with adobe photoshop or Corel Draw 13
By: poster-event
Moslem Brotherhood and Egyptian Government Clash
2007-08-31 05:39:00 The ongoing conflict between the religious Moslem Brotherhood and more secular Egyptian leaders continues as Brotherhood parliament members asserted they will oppose any law that bans female mutilation. As a Moslem Brotherhood spokesman commented: “Cutting must b e upheld because it is an Islamic practice.” He also expressed hope all TV programs could be cancelled ...
Bin Laden/Jesus shot dead!
2007-08-29 20:06:00 It’s okay if it were Jesus anyways; we’d start off on a clean slate again, eh? Honestly then Christians should be the greatest mortal threat to any “second cumming” of Jesus.
Dialog between an Agnostic & God
2007-08-28 23:52:00 This was an “article” I wrote on December 5, 2006. Long time ago. Recently though, Ali Eteraz made a post asking people to “share their story about god“. His own story was in dialog form which immediately reminded me of this. So I thought I’d post it here and share it with Ali. Do you ...
Arab-Muslims aroused by sheep: hardcore proof
2007-08-28 04:50:00 This video shows a translator explaining the perverted customs of ethnic Arabs in Iraq. Namely that they believe in putting panties on sheep because their genitalia is exposed. And here I thought only Pathans were aroused by sheep! Enjoy! link
Rabid Government MP Warns of Looming Moslem Tide
2007-08-28 00:00:00 Former Veterans' Affairs Minister and Liberal Member of Parliament for the electorate of Hunter Danna Sue Vale, has today taken a characteristically unequivocal position on ongoing debate in Australia on the termination of pregnancy.But while most of those commentating on the issue have restrained themselves to consideration of the immediate implications of abortion for the woman ,Ms Vale has taken the long view, warning that by dint of reproduction alone fertile Moslem citizens could make Australia an Islamic nation within fifty years, if we other Australians continue to abort ourselves almost out of existence.
Turkey bans Wordpress.com!
2007-08-20 22:24:00 Holy shit and here I thought they were on their way to liberalism!!! The ban is because of the sway a particular sect of Muslims hold over the government: the Harun Yahya nipple suckers. Here’s the whole story: “the attorneys of the cult leader Adnan Oktar aka Harun Yahya, a 51 year old former interior design student known ...
Muslims express their sense of humor @ ISNA!
2007-08-19 18:39:00 ISNA is an annual Islamic conference that takes place in Chicago. It’s a great conference because it support almost all the diverse interpretations of an “Islamic life”. ”I feel that if people go to ISNA to do the party scene, they will definitely hit some awesome and wild parties. If people go to ISNA to learn ... |
|
 |
|
 |
