How to Get Inside Your Enemy's Head (and mouth)
2009-10-13 19:07:00 Friday night was the night I intended to execute an offensive against Fiona the Cunt, who has been my sworn enemy since Conklin's Slutty Wife accidentally died while we were trying to murder her. I successfully executed the plan, enlisting the help of Kessler and Chelsea the Intern. But then things got weird. Mainly, when I fucked Fiona the Cunt. Admittedly, most of my devious plans are directly tied to a goal of fucking someone. But in this case, all I wanted to do was get the bitch off my back. When a plan backfires and I end up fucking a hot piece of ass as an accidental result... Can't be all bad. After work, we met at an Italian restaurant for drinks and dinner as the ICATT (Integration Committee of Associated Technology Teams), formally known as ITTSC (I.T. Team Spirit Committee). The team is made up of Tefft, Adler from the PMO, Maggie the Drunk, Dinton, Fiona the Cunt and myself, with Tawny the Temp as the "scribe".&n...
By: The User Pool
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi Opens Mouth, Inserts Foot In USAToday Co-Column
2009-08-11 05:02:00 Shouting Dissent At Townhall Meetings Is “Unamerican” — Nancy Pelosi Lugosi… Okay, I’m just SURE House Speaker Nancy Lugosi (Google Images) didn’t mean to write HER “unamerican” comment in her USAToday Co-Op-Ed with Steny Hoyer today. If she did, tar... This is only a comment summary. Visit http://guntotingliberal.com to view the lastest content complete with some of the most outrageous original photoshops in the political blogosphere!
Risks of Oral Piercings
2009-07-27 15:30:00 Bu yaz?n?n TÜRKÇE tercümesi yak?nda burada Source: MedicalNewsToday Like clothing and hairstyles, oral piercings give teens and adults a way to express themselves. While trendy, this fashion statement poses a number of potential oral and overall health care risks. It’s also important to note that oral piercings most commonly involve the tongue, and also the lips, cheeks, ...
All My Taste Is In My Mouth? I Wish!
2009-07-16 03:23:00 Is there a doctor in the house?! Or maybe someone else expert in physiology? Or maybe someone who has experienced something similar to what I am going through right now? Because a funny thing happened to me two weeks ago; I lost my taste. Now before you start in with the jokes about my obviously pre-existing ...
By: Sharp Iron
Sno:La Yogurt: Mouth Watering and Guilt-Free Eco-Friendly Yogurt Company
2009-07-08 04:42:00 Frozen yogurt tends to be a guilt-free desert as it's lighter on the calories and the fat content. But there's another reason to feel a little bit of remorse when satisfying your sweet tooth, because until Sno:La came along, no frozen yogurt shop specialized in a product that has 100% organic and natural desert treat.
I have throw-up in my mouth
2009-06-23 00:48:00 Just go read this and tell me what you think! It is about Obama visiting a wounded soldier.
Looking a Gift Horse in the Mouth
2009-05-27 07:01:00 Why are you told not to look a gift horse in the mouth? Because a horse's teeth are a good indication of how old it is! I'm often asked "how long do horses live?" The answer is, "it depends," but the average lifespan of a horse is 25-to-30 years; some horses live into their 40s and beyond.
Nancy?s Democrats Won?t Put their Money Where Her Mouth Is
2009-05-22 20:43:00 Well, House Democrats aren’t very interested in backing up the woman they elected as Speaker of the House. Nancy Pelosi claimed the CIA lied to Congress. In response, Rep. Rob Bishop, R-Utah, sponsored a resolution to create a bipartisan congressional panel to investigate her claims. The House, voting largely on partisan lines, rejected that probe. Given ...
By: GayPatriot
Time for Nancy to Put Her Money Where Her Mouth Is
2009-05-16 02:00:00 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has alleged that the CIA lied to her, a criminal offense, given that she’s a Member of Congress. Now, Cornell Law Professor William A. Jacobson is asking her to back up her charges: The person two heartbeats away from the Presidency immediately should provide law enforcement officials with the evidence she has, ...
By: GayPatriot
Sean Baker: bakers dozen from the mouth of the lion
2009-05-13 00:38:00 News: 12-05-2009: That was a suitably cryptic intro, yeah?... As you know Sean Baker signed to Lion Music earlier in the year. This means his new CD now has a release date of June 19th 2009. The track listing is as follows... more when I know. "Baker's Dozen"...here is the track list: 1) Dukes of New York 2) Pummel U. 3) Ballvice 4) Neo-Classical Gas (featuring Joe Stump) 5) 7/24/04 6)... This is a content summary only. Visit Truth In Shredding to find out more!
Five tips to keep the mouth bacteria-free
2009-04-30 05:49:00 Dental health is about keeping dental problems and gum diseases at bay. In today?s post, we will look at tips to keep the problem-causing bacteria at bay. Brush on time, every time. Brushing is the most important step in keeping the mouth clean. It is our teeth that hold the maximum amount of food particles after we ...
Davina McCall To Front Big Brother?s Big Mouth in 2009
2009-03-26 12:10:00 Channel 4 have made some changes to its Big Brother coverage this year and have reduced the amount of Big Brother’s Big Mouth shows from four per week to just one. The show will air on E4 straight after the main eviction show and this summer the show will no longer be fronted by Jack Whitehall, ...
By: Unreality TV
Vitamin B12 And Recurrent Mouth Ulcers
2009-02-21 08:31:00 Vitamin B12 is a water soluble vitamin with a key role in the normal functioning of the brain and nervous system, and for the formation of blood. It is one of the eight B vitamins. Vitamin B12 is found in foods that come from animals, including fish, meat, poultry, eggs, milk, and milk products. Vitamin B12 is normally involved in the metabolism of every cell of the body, especially affecting DNA synthesis and regulation, but also is an effective way of preventing mouth ulcers. In this post, Ani from bodykind will show you Vitamin B12 is found to be an effective way of preventing recurrent mouth ulcers. You may visit bodykind and read more posts on health especially natural health and wellbeing. In August last year I wrote about natural ways to prevent and treat mouth ulcers, medically known as Aphthous Stomatitis. A recently published medical study has found that nightly doses of a vitamin B12 supplement are useful for individuals who suffer from recurrent mouth ulc...
By: Diet and Fitness
Mouth Watering Fashion Comes To Life With Chocolate Clothing
2009-02-19 12:00:00 Until recently, chocolate has simply been a sweet indulgence. Now chocolate is a material used to create other items that typically aren't meant for eating, including clothing. These innovative, strange and delicious fashion items will make your mouth water.
Ben commented on the blog post Obama and Hillary Open Mouth and Insert Foot
2009-01-29 00:54:00 Ben commented on the blog post Obama and Hillary Open Mouth and Insert Foot:Open Dialogue With Middle East I am not talking about that. I am talking about a documented instance,as high,ighted on the Discovery Channel and the History Channel of events leading up to 9-11. There was a unit of Delta Force that actually had Bin Laden in the cross hairs after the FIRST attack on the WTC and Clinton wouldn't issue ...
By: BackBeat
Cartguyforever commented on the blog post Obama and Hillary Open Mouth and
2009-01-28 22:34:00 Cartguyforever commented on the blog post Obama and Hillary Open Mouth and Insert Foot:Open Dialogue With Middle East Thought you should read this: http://www.cnn.com/US/9808/20/u-s.strikes.01/
Ben wrote a new blog post: Obama and Hillary Open Mouth and Insert Foot:Ope
2009-01-28 18:04:00 Ben wrote a new blog post: Obama and Hillary Open Mouth and Insert Foot:Open Dialogue With Middle East It is being reported today that hillary Clinton,our new Secretary of State,has said that there seems to be a breath of relief coming from the world since Obama won the election and Bush isn't in power anymore. I'm going to break this once more: OBAMA WAS RUNNING AGAINST McCAIN,whose values and agenda were much different ...
I?ll Keep my Mouth Shut for Knox and Vivienne
2009-01-28 03:37:00 Yep here’s a post about Brad and Angelina where I’m actually going to gush a little bit. Even I don’t want to think any bitter thoughts as I look at Knox and Vivienne Pitt-Jolie, who are now about six months old, as the four members of the family travel to Japan and Brad and Angelina are seen toting ...
Chocri Gets Your Mouth Watering With Customizable Chocolate Bars
2009-01-22 11:00:00 If you can think of anything more mouthwatering than creating your own chocolate bar, I urge you to challenge me. German website, Chocri, lets you create the chocolate bar of your dreams, for selfless gift giving or your own personal consumption.
Does this girl Ever close her mouth?
2008-12-31 14:53:00 --If you like this post, then please subscribe to my Also you can Subscribe by Email so that new posts will be sent to your inbox. PRIYANKA CHOPRA TOO HOT TRY THESE HAIRCUTS
Double Talk: Boras Open His Mouth Again
2008-12-22 22:03:00 While I am at home trying to recover from the flu, Mark Teixeira is still not signed with anyone.With news of Manny Ramirez seeking a three year deal from the New York Yankees, most are waiting for the chips with Mark to fall.Most thought that the Angels were out of the hunt for Teixeira, as they withdrew their names from contention this weekend; however, Boras may be trying to lure them back in. The Angels know they need Teixeira's offense, despite the slugger wanting to play on the East Coast -- thus, if you read the passage below, he kind of wants them back in the fray.From Jon Heyman: "Mark Teixeira enjoyed his time with the Angels and was an integral part of their success last season," Boras wrote in his statement. "His interest in returning to the club has been sincere, real and continues to be one of his earnest priorities throughout this off-season."...Boras also wrote in his statement, "Clubs are very aware -- in particular the Angels -- participation in the free-agent pro...
By: The Oriole Post
holding scorpion in her mouth sets new world record
2008-12-22 19:14:00 It's a feat worthy of a Bushtucker trial on reality TV show I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!But even the likes of I'm A Celebrity winner Joe Swash would be unable - or unwilling - to match this.Thailand's Scorpion Queen has set a new world record - by holding a poisonous scorpion in her mouth for just over two minutes.Don't do it! Thailand's Scorpion Queen Kanchana Kaetkaew is given a scorpion by her husband Boonthawee Siangwong as she makes her record attempt todayToying with her food: Kaetkaew dangles the scorpion before placing it in her mouthAnd Kanchana Kaetkaew, 39, may be able to hold that title for a while - it's doubtful she will see any challengers any time soon.Kaetkaew went for the record today in a mall in Pattaya, a city on the Gulf of Thailand known for its nightlife and cabaret.She was handed the arachnid by her husband - who, coincidentally, is known as the Centipede King - and held it in her mouth for 2mins 1.8secs before spitting it out.Victory: Kanch...
By: Believe OR Not
Cover Your Mouth! Study Finds One Sneeze Can Give Cold to 150 People
2008-12-05 16:35:00 Public transportation can really stink sometimes. All those coughing, sniffling and sneezing people. Well now a new study says that one sneeze can give up to 150 people a cold in just five minutes.
Moshe Feiglin has crossed the line with his big mouth
2008-12-03 21:47:00 Moshe Feiglin, who led non-violent protests a little over a decade ago against the Oslo agreement, may have been unfairly smeared by the Israeli left, but since then, he has really degenerated into disgust. And with the following verbal atrocity he committed just recently, I cannot and will not support him: The rivalry between Netanyahu and Feiglin got even uglier on Tuesday morning when Feiglin
By: Tel-Chai Nation
Kate Hudson Has a Potty Mouth
2008-11-10 17:36:00 Actress Kate Hudson admits she usually swears and cusses a lot in real life and was glad she could finally do it on the big screen with her new movie ?My Best Friend?s Girl“. Kate says: ?I swear a lot in My Best Friend?s Girl. But I actually talk like that. It was fun to swear ...
Vote And Keep Your Mouth Shut, Soldier!
2008-11-07 18:47:00 This New York Times editorial tells us today that?In a stroke of self-satire, Pentagon officials tried to block Stars and Stripes ? the military?s respected independent newspaper ? from covering the troops? plain and honest reactions to the election night news about their new commander in chief. The Department of Defense once again made news by smothering news.To find out more on this startling moment of stupidity, I came across the following column from Mother Jones online, which provides further detail?As part of its election coverage, (Stars and Stripes) planned to dispatch reporters to the common areas of military bases in order to chronicle the scene as the returns rolled on. A Stripes editor, Tom Skeen, advised the Pentagon of the paper's plans beforehand as a matter of "courtesy," but was "flabbergasted" by the response he received from the Office of the Secretary of Defense for Public Affairs: stand down. ?As a matter of long standing policy, DoD personnel are to avoid enga...
Potty Mouth Zero Value
2008-11-07 08:17:00 i'm super indignant.the fact that you would and could even think that me donning a jacket for a day would make me deem myself as the outlet manager. the thought never crossed my mind, never even creep up, the mere idea did not even manage to enter this dark labyrinth mind of mine.but somehow the idea did cross your mind.and i'm indignant that you would even think so.i didnt put on a jacket because i wanted to know how it would feel like wearing a jacket. i wore one that day because i was cold. nothing more than that but you seem to have the idea that i wore one and parade the idea that i was a manager, when in truth i didnt...but neither did you bother to find out, rather you blab your way through saying that i did.heck its not a big deal not being able to wear one, and you wanna know why?because whether i'm wearing a vest or a jacket, i still command the ship without having to scream at the top of my lungs.which you my dear girl, have a huge problem doing...
From The Fox Mouth!
2008-11-06 19:24:00 Video from HotAirSo this is how McCain and Fox reward their looser, but more important this was the kind of information withheld from the average Joe.McCain and Fox knew Sarah Palin did not qualify to be Vice President as was George Bush. They withheld information vital to Americans making the right decision based on facts and truth.
By: LETS TALK
Study Finds Healthy Mouth - Healthy Body Relationship
2008-11-05 01:07:00 Study Finds Healthy Mouth - Healthy Body Relationship was written by Michael Callen from weeklyweightlosstips.comAccordi-ng to a new study appearing in the American Journal of Periodontology, researchers have found a significant correlation between healthy eating and healthy gums. Specifically, those people who were not overweight, consumed a nutritious diet, and regularly exercised with moderate intensity were 40% less likely to suffer from gum disease.Of the over-12,000 people surveyed, only 3% of the people possessed all three traits (not being overweight, eating a nutritious diet, and exercising regularly), but its interesting to note that as people added more of these traits to their arsenal, their periodontal health improved as well. Those people who possessed two of the traits were 29% less likely to suffer gum disease, and those who possessed only one of the three key traits were 16% less likely to suffer gum disease.In statistics, there is a saying that goes like this: "Corr...
By: Diet and Fitness
More From the Donkey's Mouth
2008-11-03 22:19:00 Shock and awe as Obama says screw the market...See the rest at www.AnAmericanFrontPorch.com
Nickelback - Something In Your Mouth
2008-10-28 09:37:00 Nickelback - Something In Your MouthNickelback are now ready for their sixth studio album "Dark Horse" due out November 18th!! First single "Gotta Be Somebody" is already a certified hit already peaking to #10 on the Billboard Hot 100. Here we have an exclusive pre-release track from the new album titled "Something In Your Mouth". Besides the interesting title & lyrics the song is actually not that bad. It's a upbeat alternative rock track with a catchy chours so Deff check it out, Enjoy!!DL:Nickelback - Something In Your MouthDL Link 2:HERE(WHAT DID YOU THINK?? THANKS ARE APPRECIATED)
By: ALI's BlOg
Celina to mouth Tamil lines in GOLMAAL RETURNS! - News
2008-10-21 20:30:00 It was informed days back that hottie Celina Jaitly plays a South-Indian woman, Meera Nair, in the forthcoming GOLMAAL RETURNS....
Mouth of the Architect - Quietly
2008-10-08 16:40:00 Band: Mouth of the ArchitectAlbum: QuietlyYear: 2008Country: United States of America Genre: Sludge MetalLength: 55:41 MinFilesize: 128 MBTracklist:- Quietly- Hate and Heartache- Pine Boxes- Guilt and the Like- Generation of Ghosts- Rocking Chairs and Shotguns- Medicine- A Beautiful CorpseClick Here
Dancing with the Stars’ Brooke Burke has a big mouth!
2008-10-07 18:09:00 (photo © ABC) Dancing with the Stars' Brooke Burke was on Valentine in the Morning and she told him that Misty May-Treanor is definitely out of DWTS because of a torn Achilles tendon. ABC and the producers of DWTS released this statement on Saturday: "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Misty May-Treanor sustained an injury on Friday and ...
Dancing with the Stars’ Brooke Burke has a big mouth!
2008-10-07 06:07:00 (photo © ABC) Dancing with the Stars' Brooke Burke was on Valentine in the Morning and she told him that Misty May-Treanor is definitely out of DWTS because of a torn Achilles tendon. ABC and the producers of DWTS released this statement on Saturday: "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Misty May-Treanor sustained an injury on Friday and ...
Open Mouth. Insert Foot.
2008-09-13 06:30:00 Apparently, John McCain isn’t qualified to be President because he’s computer illiterate. Maybe the Obama campaign should have thought this one over a little more before hand. The reason he doesn’t send email is that he can’t use a keyboard because of the relentless beatings he received from the Viet Cong in service to our ...
New Species of Bacteria Discovered in Human Mouth
2008-08-15 09:19:00 Ever wonder what could be roaming around inside your mouth? Scientists have found a new species of bacteria in the human mouth. Environment Health Lifestyle Miscellaneous Nature News Science Technology
Bush Legacy: a BAD TASTE in GOP's Mouth
2008-08-03 17:52:00 Isn't it ironic that President Bush, once clearly a darling of conservatives and Republicans alike, may come to be, in the words of Ann McFeatters in the Boston Herald, "loathed by most of them."The problem is that Bush isn't at all what people thought they were voting for. The "Compassionate Conservative" label was the epitome of sound-bite marketing, for openers. Show me any even moderately compassionate initiative Bush championed, and on review you'll find it was driven by pressure from outside, not his own leadership. And the notion you'd vote for him because you'd like to have a beer with him? Nevermind that he doesn't drink anymore: Who really thought they'd like to have a beer with him?Answer: people who'd like to have a beer with anybody.Republicans = small government?When you look at his term of office it seems likely that he was, in essence, a figurehead. Sadly I see President Bush primarily as a puppet of the likes of Cheney & Rumsfeld, who realized Rove had ...
Alicia Keys Puts Her Foot in Her Mouth
2008-07-31 23:00:00 Alicia Keys’ Indonesian concert just slapped on the patch. Philip Morris International, the original sponsor of the Grammy winner’s gig in Jakarta tonight, pulled down all its promotional billboards and posters after the singer spoke out against the tobacco company’s sponsorship of her show. Keys was clued in to the company’s aggressive sponsorship—featuring the logo and slogans for the brand’s A Mild cigarettes—by the Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids. source
By: Celebrity Smack!
SAY WORD! | REPORTER LOSES IT AFTER A BUG FLIES IN HIS MOUTH WHILE REPORTIN
2008-06-12 07:30:00 Isiah Carey Of Fox 26 in Houston goes from proper to hood in a matter of seconds after a bug flies in his mouth while reporting.
Mouth-watering seafood, anyone?
2008-06-11 05:33:00 By now, you would have heard that Malaysian seafood exports could be slapped with a EU ban. What’s gone wrong? From reports, we hear that: ?… there are infrastructure and facilities such as fishing vessels, fish landing ports, and fish and prawn farms, which are lagging behind the standards set by EU,?… Random checks conducted on nine seafood companies ...
By: anilnetto.com
Comparative genomics of serotype Asia 1 foot-and-mouth disease virus isolat
2008-06-08 00:00:00 Virus Res. 2008 May 27; Authors: Mohapatra JK, Sanyal A, Hemadri D,...
Ass to Mouth - Kiss Ass
2008-06-06 15:28:00 Band: Ass To MouthAlbum: Kiss AssYear: 2008Country: PolandGenre: Brutal Death Metal / GrindcoreLength: 27:38 MinFilesize: 63.67 MBTracklist:- ATM Machine - Drunk, Dead & Drunk Again - Woodstock 69 - Howabowa - Bodybag Full Of Crack - No More Mr. Nice Pig - 97% Spirit Genocide - Mr. Pig's Birthday Party - Triumphal March Of Mr. Pig - Lord Of The Shits - The Story Of Mr.P - Evil Banana - Lion King - Flintsone Fred - Where Is Cocaine? - My Mustache Is Thunder - Touch My Balls - All My Friends Are Emo - My First Date - Assfuck & The Epilogue - We Are The Road Crew (Motorhead cover)Click Here
Vomit In The Mouth
2008-06-05 19:43:00 "Vomit In The Mouth" was originally published at The Republik of Mancunia.
Chris Moyles To Host Big Brother?s Big Mouth
2008-06-04 22:45:00 Channel 4 have revealed that Radio One DJ Chris Moyles will present Big Brother spin off show, Big Brother’s Big Mouth. Chris will follow on from comedian Jack Whitehall, from Tuesday June 10 ? Friday June 13 on E4. Whitehall will present the launch show on Thursday night at 11.30pm on E4 followed by Friday night?s show ...
By: Unreality TV
"Haye can carry on shooting his mouth off, as long as he does the business"
2008-06-04 15:52:00 "Haye can carry on shooting his mouth off, as long as he does the business" - GK
Its not the mouth it comes out of?
2008-06-02 21:23:00 …its the mind it goes into! (well done George Brownridge…it was unintentional of course!) via Miss Cellania
By: about:blank
Denise Richards Has a Dirty Mouth - Video
2008-06-02 21:14:00 Here’s a clip of last nights “Denise Richards: I’m Complicated,” in the clip Denise curses out some reporter. She didn’t use your normal everyday curse words either, she takes it to a whole new level — a classier one. Yeah, that was a joke. source: Denise Richards Has An Awesome Vocabulary [dlisted] Copyright © 2008 ...
By: Gone Hollywood
Clothes make an impression even before you open your mouth!
2008-05-27 19:34:00 Clothes make an impression even before you open your mouth. They're an almost inevitable extension of your personality, since you choose colours and cuts that you are most comfortable with.Whether you like short skirts or prefer gender-bender ensembles, your style classifies you faster than you can say "fashion". Find out what kind of woman you are by taking a peek at what's hanging in your cupboard.We've come up with five different 'types' of women, as defined by their clothes (the pics show what each one is likely to wear to office). The appropriately dressed has timeless taste, the attention grabber is confident of her body, the fashion forward can also become a victim, the one with a rebellious streak wants to be accepted the way she is and the jhola-clad, NGO/ journalist type, thinks there is no link between fashion and mettle.But there is also a sixth type, the woman who wants to be invisible. And since she wants to fade away, we couldn't think of a picture! You could ca...
By: RayOfHope
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