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What's Wrong With This Picture?
2008-05-22 16:40:00 "The powerful news couple - Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough - and me!" Media whore Martha Stewart pimping photos of SHE!
By: Chickaboomer
Shelley Ross: "Wonderful Woman"
2008-03-09 14:19:00 Fired CBS "Early Show" producerbitch Shelley Ross's husband went out on his own in 2000 after years with Polygram and Geffen Records. Variety David Simone's Deston Songs notable hit: "Who Let The Dogs Out? PR NewswireThe breakfast crowd at the Hotel Plaza Athenee was treated to a dramatic scene yesterday. Two women and a man at one of the tables were gossiping about Shelley Ross, who was fired as executive producer of CBS's "The Early Show" on Thursday. After trading some stories about the autocratic exec, the blonder of the women said, "We shouldn't be talking this way. You never know who could be listening." For sure! Just moments later, a witness tells Page Six, a tall British man sitting nearby stood up and introduced himself: "I'm Shelley Ross' husband." As the talkative blonde sputtered her apologies, David Simone, the former head of Geffen Records who now has a music publishing company, proceeded to defend his wife at some length, concluding, "I just want you to know th...
By: Chickaboomer
Chez Chez
2008-02-27 19:03:00 ?CNN, by shit-canning me, has done me the biggest favor on earth. I?m free.? Former CNN producer Chez Pazienza, now proprietor of Deus Ex Malcontent profiled in the New York Observer.
By: Chickaboomer
Leave It To Beaver
2008-01-22 17:38:00 Chill. All of you. Shut the f*** up already. The Democrats' political chess moves have sucked me dry. NYP Wash Post Wash Post NYDN NYDN NYDN NYDN NY Observer I'm moving to New Zealand... Former NY Senator Al D'Amato who hates Rudy Guiliani is endorsing John McCain. Tee Vee talking heads are making a big deal outta this but they don't know the bad blood between the two. Rudy dun Al wrong. I'm too psychically deflated to get into it right now. "Will Thompson Roll The Closing Credits?" How clev-er, Wash Post headline writers. Not even close to NYP's classic "Headless Woman Found In Topless Bar."
By: Chickaboomer
New York Observer Sparks A Battle Of The Bra
2008-01-04 00:00:00 We've all felt the pang of embarrassment on a cold day when our bosoms become a bit too pointed. And I ?MORE...
By: Shefinds.com
Letterman's Worldwide Pants Leg Up
2008-01-02 15:42:00 The Genie's out of the bottle for Dave Letterman and has granted Dave's first wish: writers. 2. Kick ass. 3. Cream Jay. Dave's guest tonight: Robin Williams Richard Huff NYDN NYT NYPLeno's got guitar-slinging Mike Huckabee pimping himself the day before the Iowa caucuses. Conan, Jon Stewart, Kimmel aren't revealing their guests to protect them from writers' guild assassins. Who's behind this gambit to prevent Jon Stewart and Colbert from returning to their perches? NYPNikki Finke's "Deadline Hollywood Daily" is the go-to pub for strike news. The Strike Queen delivering the inside dope and racking up astounding website traffic. NYO
By: Chickaboomer
Baby, It's You
2007-12-20 19:06:00 The New York Observer shoots the messenger in the John Edwards/National Enquirer baby bombshell. At risk of being redundant, the leak bears all the hallmarks of Clinton Inc.'s "politics of personal destruction." Who stands to gain by Edwards' demise?
By: Chickaboomer
Romancing The Crone
2007-12-19 15:36:00 Bri Wi's new announcer replacing the Great Piped One doesn't ring my chimes. The thinny tinny Michael Douglas sounding as though the plastic surgeon slipped and clipped his vocal cords during one of many facelifts. CNN's Anderson Cooper, tongue in his cheek, cattily comments on NBC's jettisoning a no-name to get media buzz. Inside Cable News has the video. Who would Anderson choose to intro his 360? Fran Drescher. Clint Eastwood. Pee Wee Herman. Cher. Let me help you out. Madonna, Judy Garland, Elton John, Prince, Boy George. Village People. Jody Foster? Perhaps Anderson will be the "last man standing" when CNN's bitches' brew of cooked presidential debates with no potatos and rating falls to Fox News and MSNBC. Head honcho Jon Klein just signed up for four more years and cattily dismisses rivals and "couch potatos." "We?re the last man standing in terms of covering the news. We love that.? NYO
By: Chickaboomer
Sound Bites
2007-12-12 15:50:00 Why striking writers picketed ABC's "The View" is beyond me. We're not talking scripted Chatty Cathy picket line-crossing Ellen DeGeneres here. Brian Stelter's TV Decoder NYTRupert Murdoch is "The Wizard Of Oz" in the media Metropolis. New York ObserverThe working relationship between the Wall Street Journal and CNBC on shaky grounds after CNBC leaked a WSJ exclusive story. It may not mean much to you, but the embargoed story on cosmetic giant Estee Lauder's head honcho son William Lauder's forced exit was a big deal. NYOYahoo! makes a big deal with CNBC to display the biz network's content on Yahoo! Finance. Brian Stelter's TV Decoder NYT Silicon Alley InsiderIt's a funeral fit for a King! CBS exec and game show czar Roger King is laid out in an open casket tomorrow at Donald Trump's Palm Beach estate. The 63-year-old founder of King World Prods. died over the weekend of a stroke. Oprah, Dr. Phil, maybe Alex Trebek if he's recovered sufficiently, and other stars owing the...
By: Chickaboomer
Scarlett Woman
2007-12-05 21:45:00 Google geeky billionaire Larry Page marries a lucky lady this weekend on Richard Branson's private Caribbean getaway Necker Island. NYP Page SixOK! magazine gleefully prints actress Scarlett Johansson's denial of rival US Weekly's claim the busty babe had plastic surgery on her nose. OK! She's suing. Who cares... I'm more intrigued by Radar's upcoming story about stealth plastic surgery that never sees ink: Author Dale Hrabi says outright that ?Paris Hilton?s droopy left eye is the result of a botched 2001 eye lift? and ?Robert Redford is enjoying the benefits of a "scrotum lift." JossipScrotum lift? Yeah, but they don't have those Fox Business News babes. CNBC cops two Emmys. TV WeekIf you don't know what the New York Times' Recording Room is, don't read this. NYT's spiked the legendary reporters' haven. NYO
By: Chickaboomer
Because You Asked
2007-11-28 20:22:00 What's the difference between Fox News and CNN? Ex-CNNer now Fox anchordude Bill Hemmer chugged the Kool-Aid before his interview with the New York Observer. "It?s day and night. We?re a business. Viewers count. Ratings count. The store has got to stay open. We need customers.?NYO heads the piece "Hemmer Time." I'm far more intrigued by "Hummer Time" and the sly references to Bill's "mattress hopping." "BYA" stands for "Bring Your Ass."
By: Chickaboomer
Bar Shills
2007-11-26 20:48:00 Emeril packs his knives and leaves the Food Network over a contract dispute. Fishbowl NYStick a fork in former hairdresser Mary Matalin and the serpentine James Carville. They're so overdone. Tim Russert: The statute of limitations is up on this millionaire pair pimping their political whores paying them big time. NYO
By: Chickaboomer
The Bitch Set Me Up
2007-11-21 17:29:00 TIME mag as Yenta? The venerable magazine's website is going into online matchmaking. Oy vey. WWDUnlucky in love and crazy conspiracy bitch Judith Regan snubbed her nose at a $6.5 mil settlement from Rupert Murdoch's News Corp., parent company of Regan's imprint at HarperCollins. Regan was fired after the O.J. "If I Did It" debacle. Regan did dumb shit stuff like interviewing O.J. on TV. Miz Judith filed a $100 mil lawsuit instead and threatens to rat on her former married lover Bernard Kerik, Rudy Guiliani's former business partner. NYO
By: Chickaboomer
Astrology In The Mainstream News: The New York Observer On The 2008 US Elec
2007-07-26 01:40:00 Outtakes and Various Other Sundries...
The New York Observer--The Times Morgue Packs Up and Ships Out
2007-05-29 19:42:00 Nicholson Baker mourns dissipation of newspaper?s ?messy marsh?
By: webtourz
Max Abelson: New York Observer?s New Real Estate Reporter?
2006-08-09 19:57:07 What, you thought just because Michael Calderone left the Manhattan Transfers column at the New York Observer we were going to stop reading it? We frickin’ love real estate! We dream about owning the roof we sleep under (hopefully it won’t be the same yellowed, cracking on we’re sleeping under now), we salivate over the apartment swappings of New York Celebs, and have a dire obsession with scanning the boldface names for a Tina Brown or Graydon Carter mention. So our digits started tingling today when we glanced the byline of today’s Transfers column (and honestly, folks, we figured this one out on our own with no help from anyone at the New York Observer) and noticed a single, solitary name is there, where 2-3 used to be. It seems like Max Abelson may be NYO’s new real estate reporter. more (Jossip)
By: Haute Blog
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