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The Great Quotes of ?SAM KINISON?!
2008-06-01 18:51:00 I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn’t scare the F— out of everybody! Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. ...
Popular Softdrinks From Around The World
2008-05-19 14:27:00 Milkis is a soft drink produced by Lotte Chilsung, a Korean beverage company. It combines many of the common elements of traditional carbonated beverages such as corn syrup, sugar, and carbonated water with milk to create a creamy taste; its label proclaims “New feeling of soda beverage”. In Russia, Milkis is available in orange, ...
The Most Life-Changing Book I?ve Ever Read: A New Earth by Eckhart Tolle
2008-05-17 14:18:00 Before you begin reading this post, I would just like to mention that I personally agree with about 75% of this book. Some things may have been over my head for one reason or another. Some I don’t undertand. Still other parts, I was like, “This is just stupid”. I ...
Today?s Stupid Ritual: Tossing naked babies from 50 ft tower
2008-05-14 17:25:00 I thought I seen it all! Remember Michael Jackson holding his baby over a balcony to the people? Ever wonder where he got that idea from? If anyone can defend this we should throw them off the tower! Well here it is:
It?s Official, Rosie O?Donnell Is Nuts!
2008-05-07 17:23:00 Rosie O’Donnell defended Rev. Jeremiah Wright on the “Today” show on Monday, saying Barack Obama’s former pastor “made sense to me.” Senator Obama even separated himself from the racist Non-American rants of his former pastor. Rosie’s crazy interview agreeing with Rev. Wright shows again she just wants her name in the headlines. She cannot be ...
Torturing Drug Dealers? Kind Of Like Superheros?
2008-05-07 16:18:00 A sadistic gang of police impersonators abducted and tortured scores of East Coast cocaine traffickers, forcing them to hand over multimillion-dollar stashes by threatening to squeeze their testicles with pliers, authorities said Tuesday. I say SO WHAT with torturing! But how about we make a deal with these impersonators and let them hand it over ...
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
2008-05-04 03:32:00 Once again I have to thank my sister for sending me this funny email: 1. If you’re choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid ...
Top 17 Sarcastic One Liners
2008-05-02 14:59:00 Here is a list of the funniest one liners I could find: 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? All men are idiots, and I married their King. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. Friends help you move. Real friends ...
A Letter to Me?From My 13 Year-Old Daughter
2008-04-20 18:36:00 Mommy, Ok,I think that I should be able to get a cell phone(trac phone is fine but you can’t take pictures which sucks but ohh well,there fine)ok,just to let you know,that you don’t have to worry about me texting and getting 457686433 bills,because they have unlimited texting,and I was tolled that its only 5 bucks ...
Are Men Really So Privileged?
2008-04-20 18:19:00 ”Anti-male discrimination has become far greater in scope, in degree, and in damage than any which may exist against women.” - Men’s rights advocate Richard F. Doyle Men enjoy higher earnings, control more wealth, exercise more power, do less house work and get more respect than women. But is the male world not nearly as privileged ...
Double Take: What Are The Real Meaning Of These Crazy Headlines?
2008-04-19 16:40:00 Here is a test for you. Can you give figure out the real meaning of the following headlines from newspapers? Yes these are all real headlines. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Stud Tires Out Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over Soviet ...
All Living Things Are Really Not Different
2008-04-17 03:37:00 Palm Trees, Ants, Elephants and Mold are living things right? Despite their diversity, living things are really not that different from each other. What common things do all living things have: All living things maintain a high degree of order and complexity. Any living thing is more complex then any object constructed by humans. A jet ...
ybf Skincare- A Year in Review
2008-04-14 00:40:00 *Even if you?ve never used such an amazing like of skincare products like ybf, this article has lots of great tips on getting the most out of any such product. If you?re interested in the ybf line, please visit their website at www. This year has brought a lot of changes- my daughter is now ...
Incredible Lego Art
2008-04-07 14:43:00 I found some awesome Lego Art and wanted to share it with you:
Busymom.net: Now with minerals
2008-04-06 23:51:00 I was trying to buy some makeup and noticed that everyone and their brother's product now has Natural! Minerals! I know it's due to the wild success of the Bare Esencetuals line, but isn't a mineral "natural" by definition? Why should I be excited about "minerals" on my face all of a sudden? Talc is a mineral and it's typically in powders, that's not new. Graphite is a mineral, perhaps I'll just cut to the chase and do my eyes with a Number 2 pencil. Double the fun, office supplies and makeup in one.
By: Busymom.net
Funny Letter About A Happy Period
2008-04-05 14:54:00 This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It’s PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best webmail-award- winning letter. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many ...
Top 17 Worst Cars Ever
2008-04-02 14:55:00 I have driven in and seen some bad cars in my day but here is the list of the 17 worst I could find: 1974 Ford Pinto: This one not only blew up if you got hit from behind but it was ugly as hell. My mom had one and the day we picked it up ...
Dem or Rep, Male or Female, Black or White?.. I Don?t Care.
2008-04-01 14:55:00 http://www.politicalcompass.or-g/test An Extreme Libertarian Speaks Out! I personally am getting extremely sick of this extended primary between Barack and Hilary. I’m sick of hearing the mudslinging comments between the two. I’m sick of hearing about their passport information leak. I’m sick of seeing pictures of the two candidates. As an adult gay male I have almost always voted ...
Top 17 Freaks In Music
2008-03-31 03:04:00 Here is a list of the Music Freaks that have entertained us over the years. We may consider them freak maybe because their talents or… : Marilyn Manson: Born Brian Hugh Warner (1/5/1969)better known by his stage name Marilyn Manson, is an American musician and artist known for his outrageous stage persona and image as the ...
Beef, The Big Bad Industry?
2008-03-29 16:23:00 I came across some information on the Beef Industry that is very interesting indeed and no I am not from PETA or a vegetarian: More than 6 million hamburgers were sold in fast food restaurants alone last year. The average American consumes the meat of seven 1,100 pound steers in a lifetime. 100,000 cows are slaughtered ever 24 ...
Rodney Dangerfield ?The King Of Quotes?
2008-03-24 16:31:00 Want to laugh? Read these: A girl phoned me the other day and said… Come on over, there’s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a ...
Ebonics: In English!
2008-03-24 14:02:00 I figured what the hell are they saying so I looked up some phrases (watched Airplane the other night): Jive/Ebonics: “Sheeeeiit, foo, I’z be doin’ dat shit an’ shorty be axin me fo’ sum’ scrilla.” English: Shit, friend, I am doing that stuff, and my girlfriend is asking me for some money. Ebonics: “Yo G, you frontin ...
Mercy Killing? You Have No Right To Die!
2008-03-24 03:15:00 Mercy killing is the common term for euthanasia, assisting in the death of a person suffering from an incurable disease. Euthanasia actually is a Greek term meaning “a good death”. But why is Euthanasia illegal? Is it because of religion? Is it because of money? The person’s “right to die” is one of the ...
Signs Of A Liar!
2008-03-23 13:38:00 Good poker players know how to tell if someone is lying. Police officers do their criminal investigations based on some of these signs. Liars use signs in their behavior that can easily give them away. What are the ways you can tell if someone is lying? How about we tell you: Facial Expressions: Facial expressions are ...
Idiot Sightings: Be Careful Out There!
2008-03-21 21:19:00 Aha! yet again, I’d like to thank my bud Sharon for one of those emails that make me look like an idiot while I laugh all alone…the worst part about this one is that each of these individual “jokes” is absolutely true. Enjoy! IDIOT SIGHTING We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman ...
Attention All Democrats
2008-03-20 14:22:00 Back in the year 1912, President Taft, former President Roosevelt, and future President Wilson, all were running for election. President Taft was able to get the nomination from the Republican Party, which ticked off Roosevelt. Roosevelt thus made the Progressive Party, later to be called the Bull Moose Party, splitting the Republican Party. With that, ...
The Ultimate Guide To Rides At World Disney World
2008-03-18 14:46:00 I am an absolute Disney World nut! When I say Disney World I mean all 4 parks (Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom and Disney MGM). If you ever visit Disney World and not sure what rides to go, here is the list of must do’s. If you cannot go to Disney sit back and watch ...
America?s Need for a (Temporary) Dictator
2008-03-17 22:50:00 In the ancient Roman Republic when crises threatened the republic, a dictator would be named to serve a six month term in which the dictator was to solve the crisis. With the exception of Caesar (and some sources refer to another as well) no dictator served beyond this term limit. One man, Cincinnatus, held the ...
Obama?s Spiritual Advisor From Hell!
2008-03-14 17:41:00 When something gets my blood boiling I have to write about it. Senator Obama may one day be our President. Usually the President uses a Spiritual advisor to help him deal with issues facing the US. Obama’s SPIRITUAL ADVISOR is a racist and blames the US for AIDS and 911. (video at end of story) ...
Are The Rich Worth What They Earn?
2008-03-13 14:29:00 Take this as an example. Micheal Jordan earned $33 million dollars in just 1 year of playing basketball. He made more money then his whole team combined! Is this pay worth more then 1000 police officers? How about all 100 US Senators? Do earnings reflect peoples social importance? Think of these examples…a maid makes $7 an ...
Things "They" should invent
2008-03-12 15:06:00 OK, don't tell anyone, but, I'm going to apply for a few patents: - A car with a trash chute - A laptop that doesn't need a battery and remains powered on and connected to the Internet at all time. - A dog that can serve up his own food, and, write on the grocery list when the food is gone. - Parking space "spreader" attachment for the front of the car. Move those pesky already parked cars to the side, and, slide right in between them. - Ritalin aerosol - A washer and dryer for the back of the car (actually, I think someone may have beat me to that), so you can get a few chores done at the soccer field. - Spray on coating to prevent dead trees from falling and crushing the fence that keeps the dogs in the back yard. (OK, maybe that's a niche item). - Convenient, single serving six packs of STFU - Kids with a working "Go upstairs, put on your pajamas, brush your teeth, and, go to bed" setting Now, if you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
By: Busymom.net
October 12, 1969 Paul McCartney Is Dead!
2008-03-11 13:10:00 Remember the Beatles! They created a cultural revolution. However, not everyone knows the rumor about Paul McCartney at the height of the Beatles popularity. While studying for a college class I came across this piece of information since at the time of this occurrence I was 4 months old. On October 12, 1969 A young man ...
Are These The Reasones Violent Crime Is Down?
2008-03-06 14:07:00 During the 1980’s violent crimes shot upward. Fear in large cities was at an all time high. How could this be controlled? Then came the 1990’s and serious crimes began to fall. By 2000 the levels were the lowest in a generation. But why did this happen? Here are some possible reasons for controlling ...
The American fitness paradox and The price of being healthy?
2008-03-05 01:57:00 People have been slaves to fashion and trends for eons. And for equally as long people have been in love with control and money. These ideals fade in and out through out the ages…and where one’s local happens to be. At certain points in history, having a pot belly or being a bit rotund was seen ...
Does God Favor Males???
2008-02-29 19:56:00 Are “godly” attributes such as wisdom and power linked to men? Is this why the sacred writings of major world religions tend to favor men over women? The sacred text of Islam stipulates that men dominate women: Men are in charge of women….Hence good women are obedient….As for those whose rebelliousness you fear, admonish ...
Social Responsibility Or Personal Freedom: What Is More Important?
2008-02-20 15:27:00 Not to long ago an elderly gentleman at the age of 91 was not only carjacked but beat-up by his assailant. The scary part is that there was people witnessing this horrible crime and no one intervened. The assailant was 22 year old Deontae Edward Bradley. Here is the story: So this horrible situation bring us to ...
Top 17 Things To Do In NewHampshire
2008-02-18 15:23:00 I have been coming to Newhampshire since I could remember. Vacations every year up from RI was something to look forward to. Most people think of New Hampshire as a winter wonderland with skiing and snow mobiling but I always loved the Summer and Fall. Here is a list of my favorite things to do in ...
Freaky People From My Childhood!
2008-02-17 03:05:00 click on this picture! Things are different now. Advertisers and children’s shows don’t try to scare the shit out of kids any more. Maybe in the past they loved messing with our minds or something. Here is some freaky stuff from the 1970′2, anything bring back memories? Give me some of your bad memories…. The Hamburglar: ...
Gotta Love Drunk People?.
2008-02-16 23:08:00 Once again, I received an email that made me “ROFL”…(God,- I hate those)…but it made me crack up all by myself…kind of like when you’re alone in a card store and read the funniest card you’ve ever seen. Anyway, a plethora of thanks goes out to sister-in-law Lorene for being so kind as to ...
Does Science Threaten religion?
2008-02-16 23:06:00 Galileo was denounced by the Catholic Church because he started the scientific revolution. First he discovered some of the laws of gravity by dropping things off the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Second creating his own telescope, he discovered the earth orbited the sun not the other way around. The Roman Catholic Church as this ...
A Letter to Dear Abby?Signed by ?Clueless?
2008-02-15 00:18:00 Yet another hysterical email came across my desk this morning, and I felt the need to share it with the world again. Many thanks to my friend Sharon who sent me this…I couldn’t have said it better myself: Dear Abby, My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on ...
Parkinson?s Law And The Peter Principle
2008-02-13 16:23:00 As a manager for a fine retail establishment I often use Sociology without even knowing it. Actually many managers and successful businesses use Sociology to not only establish standards but to often put people into a position where they will most likely succeed. They actually have a name for this! It is called Scientific ...
Top 17 Forgotten Cocktails From The Early 1900?s
2008-02-12 16:09:00 Many years ago I inherited an old portable liquor cabinet. Inside this liquor cabinet I found many little treasures like pre world war drink stirrers with little whistles on them, old drink coasters with in that day scantly clad women on them and some great cocktail recipe books. I will give you my favorite ...
Top 17 Things To Do Or See In Rhode Island
2008-02-11 16:59:00 I have lived in Rhode Island all my life but recently moved to New Hampshire. I will always consider myself a Rhode Islander and miss the simple things Rhode Island has to offer. Here is my top 17 things to do, see, or eat in Rhode Island: Dells Lemonade: I may have to explain what ...
Strange And Unusual On Ebay!
2008-02-05 15:25:00 I love to surf EBay when I am bored and sometimes I come across the Strangest Items….Check These out: You are bidding on a beautiful real frog taxidermy holding a beautiful wood Ashtray. The frog is in excellent condition (except for the dead party) all parts are there and in excellent shape. The mount stands 6″ aprox. The scientific ...
What Causes the Price Of Gas To Rise?
2008-02-03 20:52:00 Even though there are issues throughout the world. Has the war on terror has put stress on the United States? relationship with the Middle East? Why does the killing of Muslim extremists causes the price to sky rocket? Why do we continue to put so much dependency on oil? These questions boggle my mind knowing ...
Plato and Aristotle: Searching for an Ideal Political System
2008-02-03 16:47:00 Numerous experts in modern time regard Plato as the first genuine political philosopher and Aristotle as the first political scientist. They were both great thinkers in regards to, in part with Socrates, being the foundation of the great western philosophers. They each had ideas of how to improve existing societies during their individual lifetimes. ...
The Restless Earth
2008-02-03 15:48:00 The Earth is alive with incredible forces both below and above. The forces include volcanoes, tsunamis and earthquakes caused by tectonic plate shifting from underneath the earths crust. Above the earth weather forces such as wind, rain and ice transform the land constantly over time. Mountains are made by shifts in the earths crust only ...
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
2008-02-02 14:08:00 I received this as an email the other day and thought that it was hysterical! So I decided to do some editing and post it on here so that the world could read it, as I do not have ?the world? in my address book. Many thanks to my bud Lisa who sent it to ...
Outgoing mail
2008-02-01 06:19:00 Dear Weather: It has come to my attention that we need to review the directions. If selections are: wind, rain, sleet, snow, thunder, lightning. Then: choose one from column A and one from column B and proceed. ********************* Dear online news outlets: I hate video. Stop it. At least put a transcript of whatever it is on there. ********************* Dear certain athletic coach: This is getting old and we are running out of patience. We are nice people, but, I don't know for how much longer. ********************* Dear People of the Internet: Check out Super Bowl Party recipes at Career and Kids. Be sure to find out what special scent makes you look younger over at GenBetween. Please? Pretty please visit me over there? I'll buy you a pony, but, you'll have to share it. ********************* Dear Self: Go to bed. ********************* Dear Laundry: Fold yerself, and, get in mah drawers. Well, that sounded suggestive, now, didn't it? *****************...
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