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31% Off BODUM Anywhere Travel Mug, Large, Orange
2012-02-02 09:00:00 List Price: $16.00Deal Price: $10.99You Save: $5.01 (31%)Drink from anywhere, everywhere with this new 16-Ounce TRAVEL MUG. It features a radial dial opening. When positioned open, the lid offers the ease of sipping from anywhere within its circumference, which is key when your eyes cannot be distracted even for a moment to find the mug opening. When positioned closed, the locking lid tightly seals in fluids, allowing users to pack up their beverage for the road, carry in their bag or send to school in the backpack. This TRAVEL MUG features a colored lid with matching silicone, slip-proof base. It is made from BPA-free plastic, rubber and silicone and is available in 3 sizes: 8-ounce, 12-ounce and 16-ounce. Hand wash for best results.Expires Feb 10, 2012
King Orange: World's Largest Oranges Successfully Bred in Taiwan
2012-01-28 06:01:00 It's good to be the king... the King Orange, that is. A new, supersized hybrid orange developed at Taiwan's Agricultural Research Institute is not only the world's largest, it also offers majestic overtones of sweet and sour citrus flavor.
Levi Clay: Orange Jam for supper
2012-01-24 15:46:00 It's 2am and my good pal Luke Lewis is moaning at me for not having any videos up - so I thought I'd do one now! I've been working on my subtle inflections recently, as usual.... it's a little over the top! Then again, I do love those bluesy bends and slides! Think of this as me experimenting with my home studio, testing my webcam and it's settings, working out how to get a tone in my DAW (still not there yet!) what I can do in editing etc. All these things should improve with time! hahaLevi Clay - Orange Solo Jam
CaseCrown Bold Standby Case (Orange) for Amazon Kindle Fire
2012-01-22 09:00:00 List Price: $31.32Deal Price: $22.18You Save: $9.14 (29%)"This case sports a simple and classy design made from genuine leather, and the interior is lined with non-scratch material so you don't need to worry about any damages. This is an exclusive offer from Senyx and is fulfilled by Amazon with FREE Super Saver Shipping and Amazon Prime eligibility."Expires Jan 29, 2012
Doug Doppler: Orange Amps NAMM 2012
2012-01-20 18:56:00 NAMM 2012 Orange We took a moment to swing by the Orange Amps booth at the 2012 Winter NAMM show. Doug, one of the kindest fellows ever, talked shop and put on some demos for us. Stellar sound all around. Orange Amps: NAMM 2012 Product Showcase
News: Orange Amplification re-introduce OR50H
2012-01-09 22:31:00 Orange Amplification celebrated their 40th anniversary in 2008 with the issue of an extremely limited amp: the OR50H. Due to overwhelming public demand, Orange Amplification has decided to re-introduce it. In 1972 Orange launched an amp that defined their sound. It was dubbed the ?Pics Only? due to the absence of any text, instead using pictures only on the face plate of the amp. The OR50H owes more than a nod to this vintage legend; from the method of its construction, the blues and rock tone, even the cosmetics. Featuring a traditional single channel with a three stage gain section, the real weapon in the OR50's arsenal is the HF Drive control. This is two controls in one! As you turn the control clockwise you will hear the power amp presence increase while adding an extra dimension of power amp gain. Along with a foot-switchable master volume, this is truly one of the most versatile single channel amps ever created. The new OR15H offers an alternative specification for those l...
Save 30% and get Free Shipping on Barlean's Total Omega 3-6-9 Orange Cream
2012-01-08 09:00:00 Save 30% and get Free Shipping on Barlean's Total Omega 3-6-9 Orange Cream Swirl when purchased from The Vitamin Shoppe.Expires Jan 15, 2012
Jim Root: Orange Terror Head demo at NAMM
2012-01-05 01:29:00 Slipknot?s Jim Root to launch his signature gear on the Orange Booth at NAMMOrange Amplification is proud to announce the Signature #4 Jim Root Terror Head and cab, developed in association with the famed guitarist.Jim Root has the incredible honour of showcasing his skilful playing with two of today?s best in American hard rock? the multi-Grammy nominated Stone Sour and the Grammy winning Slipknot. He has a wide range of playing styles, which come together to create a unique, uncompromising sound and tone.The Signature #4 Jim Root Terror Head is modelled after the dirty channel on the same amp that Jim Root plays in the studio and on the road: the Orange Rockerverb 100. This all-tube, 15-watt amp is capable of far more than high gain rock and metal though. With a full 3-band EQ players will find it easy to dial in everything from vintage rock, blues and beyond. The addition of a tube-driven FX loop allows the user to take the tone in any direction they want.His new Signature #4 Jim...
JousJous.com Gold Brass Metal Chain, Brown Wood Baubles, Orange Beads and P
2012-01-03 09:00:00 List Price: $40.00Deal Price: $35.00You Save: $5.00 (13%)JousJous.com Gold Brass Metal Chain, Brown Wood Baubles, Orange Beads and Purple Cord Happy Golden Days Necklace, 36" LongExpires Jan 11, 2012
Plantain (or Moko) Baked In Orange Juice (recipe)
2012-01-02 05:01:00 My mother first made this recipe in 2008 and it was a hit! Plantain is rarely showcased this formally on dinner tables and it really is a shame. In this case, lengths of ripe plantain are oven-baked with orange juice and zest. The result is creamy, with a slightly caramelized exterior. My personal suggestions with ...
By: TriniGourmet.com
Orange and Pecan Salad with Red Onion Dressing
2011-12-29 16:00:00 For side dish, Michelle prepared an Orange and Pecan Salad with Red Onion Dressing at the South Arm Seniors Kitchen. You can make the dressing ahead of time and keep in the fridge for up to 2 weeks. You can use fresh oranges, canned oranges or mandarin oranges in this salad. Other fruits like strawberries and kiwis can also be used.
By: Chow Times
Crêpes with Spiced Poached Pears - A Guest Post by Soma @ eCurry
2011-12-29 11:00:00 Crêpes with Spiced Poached Pears If you are looking for an inspiration in food blogging world, you don?t have to go very far! There are many sweet and generous food bloggers who open then heart, kitchen, share their family recipes and also invite you to take a peek into their beautiful world. Soma of stunning food blog eCurry (apt name for food blog, don?t you think?) is one such inspirational blogger who is one of the most sweet person I have come across! Mother to two gorgeous girls, Soma shares her day to day life with beautifully woven stories, soulful narration and stunning photography. Her blog is something to be treasured and it is difficult not to fall in love with her awe inspiring posts. It is my greatest pleasure to have Soma here on my virtual kitchen. Please follow her on Twitter and become her fan on Facebook if you don?t want to miss out her unique, beautiful and delicious recipes. Full story, recipe & more images »
By: Monsoon Spice
CaseCrown Bold Standby Case (Orange) for Amazon Kindle Fire
2011-12-25 09:00:00 List Price: $31.32Deal Price: $22.18You Save: $2.00 (29%)"This case sports a simple and classy design made from genuine leather, and the interior is lined with non-scratch material so you don't need to worry about any damages. This is an exclusive offer from Senyx and is fulfilled by Amazon with FREE Super Saver Shipping and Amazon Prime eligibility."Expires Jan 1, 2012
Orange County Truck Accident Lawyer
2011-12-18 12:46:00 One of the realities of living in Orange County is the 405. Millions of people use it to commute both ways and an unfortunate part of all that traffic will be accidents. Not surprisingly, many will need the services of an orange county truck accident lawyer, to help them sort any any legal mess as ...
?Real Housewives of Orange County? Star Alexis Bellino Gets Nose Job (PHOTO
2011-11-29 19:38:00 Real Housewives of Orange County star Alexis Bellino has admitted that she went under the knife for a new nose in October. RHOOC Alexis Bellino Lashes out at In Touch Weekly ”Most people don?t even know I had a nose job,” the 34-year-old mom told the OC Register. “They notice something [new] about me. It’s perked ...
ZTE Crescent a.k.a Orange?s San Francisco 2 Android Smartphone
2011-11-29 07:55:00 If you doesn’t feel good enough with the San Francisco Android phone, now is your chances to get the ZTE Crescent a.k.a Orange’s San Francisco 2 from Orange UK. This... Read more »
By: Today Gadgets
News: Orange and Intel 2011 Superstars Competition
2011-11-23 23:06:00 Orange Amplification are proud to announce they are co-sponsors of the Intel 2011 Superstars Competition, with the revolutionary musicians' personal computer, the OPC, forming part of the $35,000 prize fund.The Intel Corporation and Ourstage.com along with sponsors Orange Amps, Cake Walk, Gibson Guitars and Blue Microphones, have got together to launch an exciting competition for emerging artists. The Intel Superstars competition invites musicians and producers to submit original music to one of six genres: Rock, Pop Country, Singer-Songwriter, Urban and Latin. All submissions will be ranked by fans using the patented judging technology, OurStage, with prize packages being awarded to the First Place winners in each category. Plus, one Grand Prizewinner will be selected by a panel of industry experts from amongst the top ten overall ranked artists. The Intel Core i7 processor-based Orange Amps OPC is the one-stop shop for musicians who want to play, record and edit their music usin...
Rob Chappers: Zvex "Nano Head" demo and orange crush
2011-11-06 02:27:00 Chappers & Victor check out the Zvex "Nano Head" and a 1973 Tube Works "Real Tube" Overdrive
McCombs, McCummings Run Huskies Past Orange 28-21
2011-11-05 20:14:00 The UConn Huskies inability to capitalize on turnovers coupled with the fact they committed five first half turnovers almost cost themselves the "Pasqualoni Bowl" on Saturday afternoon against the Syracuse Orange at Rentschler Field in East Hartford, CT. Fortunately, they did capitalize on a late Syracuse turnover in the fourth quarter when Scott McCummings scored his second touchdown of the game to help the Huskies to a 28-21 win in front of 38,769 fans. With the win, the Huskies improve to 4-5 (2-2 Big East). With the loss, the Orange (5-4, 1-3) fail to become bowl-eligible for the second straight week. UConn got out of the gates quickly as Nick Williams opened up the game with a 61 yard kickoff return. Three plays later, the Huskies found themselves in the end zone when now embattled quarterback Johnny McEntee hit tight end John Delahunt for a 10 yard touchdown pass. For Delahunt, it was the first touchdown pass of his career. The Huskies defense forced a turnover on Syracuse's ...
By: Random Thoughts
McCombs, McCummings Run Huskies Past Orange 28-21
2011-11-05 20:14:00 The UConn Huskies inability to capitalize on turnovers coupled with the fact they committed five first half turnovers almost cost themselves the "Pasqualoni Bowl" on Saturday afternoon against the Syracuse Orange at Rentschler Field in East Hartford, CT. Fortunately, they did capitalize on a late Syracuse turnover in the fourth quarter when Scott McCummings scored his second touchdown of the game to help the Huskies to a 28-21 win in front of 38,769 fans. With the win, the Huskies improve to 4-5 (2-2 Big East). With the loss, the Orange (5-4, 1-3) fail to become bowl-eligible for the second straight week. UConn got out of the gates quickly as Nick Williams opened up the game with a 61 yard kickoff return. Three plays later, the Huskies found themselves in the end zone when now embattled quarterback Johnny McEntee hit tight end John Delahunt for a 10 yard touchdown pass. For Delahunt, it was the first touchdown pass of his career. The Huskies defense forced a turnover on Syracuse's ...
By: Random Thoughts
Free Atelier Orange Sanguine Cologne Sample
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Paw Prints - Syracuse Orange (5-3, 1-2) @ UConn Huskies (3-5, 1-2) Preview
2011-11-04 13:23:00 This week: The UConn Huskies return home to Rentschler Field on Saturday at 12 p.m. as they'll host the Syracuse Orange. The game is being dubbed as the "Pasqualoni Bowl" since UConn head coach Paul Pasqualoni used to coach the Orange back in the day. Here are the rosters for the Huskies and the Orange. The Line/Prediction: According to Rivals.com odds, UConn is favored by two points. The over/under is 44.5 points. My predicition is Syracuse 24 UConn 13. Tickets: According to Ticketmaster.com, there are still some tickets available for the game. Getting To The Game: Here is link for the weather report. Here is all the parking info you will need for the game, this link includes directions to Rentschler Field. Here is a Rentschler Field seating chart and here is some general information for Rentschler Field. The parking lots will open up 4 hours before kickoff. Here is a list of the tailgating rules at the Rent. At UConn home games, FanFest takes place starting four hours before ki...
By: Random Thoughts
Paw Prints - Syracuse Orange (5-3, 1-2) @ UConn Huskies (3-5, 1-2) Preview
2011-11-04 13:23:00 This week: The UConn Huskies return home to Rentschler Field on Saturday at 12 p.m. as they'll host the Syracuse Orange. The game is being dubbed as the "Pasqualoni Bowl" since UConn head coach Paul Pasqualoni used to coach the Orange back in the day. Here are the rosters for the Huskies and the Orange. The Line/Prediction: According to Rivals.com odds, UConn is favored by two points. The over/under is 44.5 points. My predicition is Syracuse 24 UConn 13. Tickets: According to Ticketmaster.com, there are still some tickets available for the game. Getting To The Game: Here is link for the weather report. Here is all the parking info you will need for the game, this link includes directions to Rentschler Field. Here is a Rentschler Field seating chart and here is some general information for Rentschler Field. The parking lots will open up 4 hours before kickoff. Here is a list of the tailgating rules at the Rent. At UConn home games, FanFest takes place starting four hours before ki...
By: Random Thoughts
Troy McLawhorn: Evanescence guitarist is Orange endorsee
2011-10-31 22:21:00 "Orange Amplification is proud to announce the exclusive endorsement of Evanescence guitarist, Troy McLawhorn Double Grammy Award winners, Evanescence have sold more than twenty million records worldwide, of which more than eight million sales were in the USA. They released their third self-titled studio album this month which debuted at #1 on the Billboard chart, also topping the Rock Albums, Alternative Albums, Hard Rock Albums, and the Digital Albums chart! Their second album released in 2006, titled The Open Door, sold more than six million copies. Troy McLawhorn rejoined Evanescence earlier in 2011 after a spell with post-grunge band Seether. He is using two of the Rockerverb 100 heads with PPC412 Speaker Cabs. Troy said ?Orange Amps are what you need if you want to separate yourself from the pack!? Long regarded as a masterpiece of guitar amplification, the Rockerverb series is renowned for delivering the legendary Orange Amp sound. Its tube-driven chiming reverbs, ultra h...
News: Orange Amps Add Authenticity to New 20th Century Boy Musical
2011-10-05 18:29:00 Orange Amps came to the fore at the height of flower power and psychedelia in the 1970?s. At the same time Marc Bolan and T.Rex, some of the most iconic performers of that time, were sitting around chatting in the Orange shop and using Orange Amps to make some of the greatest songs ever written.Recently the world premiere of 20th Century Boy, a musical that celebrates the life and songs of Marc Bolan and T.Rex, opened at the New Wolsey Theatre, Ipswich. The show features 27 hits and rarities from Bolan?s back catalogue and of course Orange Amps to keep it all authentic.Marc Bolan, poet, electric warrior, king of glam rock, considered to be the godfather of punk rock, created in his short life a string of number one hits, a series of iconic images, and an army of obsessive fans. His influence is as relevant today as when he first burst on to the British music scene over forty years ago. Johnny Marr and Mika frequently cite him as one of their influences, and his music has been featur...
Jeff Beck: Orange Amplification, Classic Rock Roll Of Honour 2011
2011-09-23 19:00:00 "Orange Amplification is proud to announce they are the headline sponsor for The Classic Rock Roll Of Honour 2011, in association with currencies.co.uk. The awards over its seven year history have attracted and honoured some of the greatest musicians the world has ever seen, and 2011 will be no different. Damon Waller, Managing Director said ?sponsoring The Classic Rock Roll Of Honour 2011 represents a perfect partnership which reflects Orange Amplification?s over forty years of rocking history in the music industry.? In addition to being the headline sponsor, Orange Amplification will also be sponsoring the coveted Living Legend Award, which this year goes to one of the most influential lead guitarists of all time ? Jeff Beck. He is the recipient of six Grammy Awards and has been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice, as himself, and also as a member of the Yardbirds. Presenting the award, is the host for the evening, rock god and Kiss frontman, Gene Simmons. This w...
Dennis de Bruijn: Orange Jam
2011-09-14 02:03:00 I'm getting the feeling that this jam track is kind of like a right of passage for players. Well Dennis de Bruijn nails it!
Tommy Henriksen: joins Orange Amp roster
2011-09-07 01:09:00 2011 has been a fantastic year for Orange Amps with top artists from both sides of the Atlantic becoming part of the growing Orange Amp endorsee roster. The great new signings represent some of the finest, award-winning and innovative talent in the industry today, covering all music genres.Joining the Orange Amps ranks are Tom Peterson of Cheap Trick, a band ranked number twenty five in VH1?s list of 100 Greatest Artists of Hard Rock. Then we have Earl Slick, guitarist with an incredible history who has worked with David Bowie and is now playing in the critically acclaimed New York Dolls.Also coming to the Orange Amp roster is Tommy Henriksen the guitarist with the Alice Cooper band ? inducted into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 2011. In addition there are also Scott Holiday, Robin Everhart from the Rival Sons who are currently nominated for Best New Band and Album of the year at the forthcoming Classic Rock awards.Further signings include Grammy award winning bands with Mike Shinod...
Rob Chappers: Orange Dark Terror play - Play Loud
2011-09-02 22:42:00 Can the Orange Dark Terror play metal? Is it loud enough to gig? All these answers and more are answered in this epic video. Orange Amps Dark Terror - Full Volume Demo
Dimitar Nalbantov: Amplitube 3.5 Orange Thunderverb 200
2011-08-06 12:35:00 Amplitube 3.5 Orange Thunderverb 200 - Octa - V
NEW BALANCE 525 Men?s Running Shoe, Grey/Orange B004WK6KBM
2011-07-19 03:52:00 Stay in style with this classic retro-running shoe. The New Balance 525's low-profile look is remarkably versatile, while its mesh and suede upper offers comfort and durability.
Jon Jorgenson,Jerry Donahue: Hellecasters Orange Blossom Special 1998
2011-07-18 23:16:00 The Hellecasters-Orange Blossom Special Pt1 The Hellecasters-Orange Blossom Special Pt2
CTA extends service hours for Brown, Orange, Green lines
2011-06-13 14:00:00 We reported Friday that "rail rides rule" with higher ridership this year. Now the CTA is providing more early morning and late evening opportunities for riders on the Brown, Orange and Green line, according to a press release, from which I quote. Brown Line: On weekdays and Saturday mornings the first train downtown will leave Kimball at approximately 4 a.m. rather than 4:30 a.m. The first train from Belmont to Kimball will leave at approximately 4:55 a.m. rather than 4:25 a.m. On weekday and Saturday evenings the last train from Kimball to downtown will leave at approximately 1 a.m. rather than 12:30 a.m. The last train from downtown to Kimball will leave at approximately 1:30 a.m. rather than 1 a.m....
Brian Larkin: squashs some notes into an Orange Jam - Play 4 SK Competition
2011-06-11 14:34:00 I aways look forward to Brian's videos, lots of great playing style. No exception on this one either as he burns away on the Play 4 SK Competition using the Orange Jam backing track. Brian Larkin: Shredknowledge.com Play 4 SK Competition Play 4 SK
Sunny Dsouza: Orange, Godin, EWS and Xotic XS 2 guitar
2011-06-05 16:09:00 Orange Th 30 and Godin Session Little Brute Drive EWS and Xotic XS 2 guitar
Free Vector : Orange Sneakers
2011-06-03 04:28:00 Shutterstock’s free vector of the week : Orange Sneakers by Ludmila Marchenko . As always you must login to download this file, so you must have account on Shutterstock, its FREE to create account on Shutterstock. DOWNLOAD Free Vector – Orange Sneakers from Shutterstock >>
By: FRESH FREE STUFF
Eugene Berger: Guthrie Govan's Orange Jam
2011-05-21 01:30:00 Guthrie Govan's Orange Jam by Eugene Berger
'Real Housewives of Orange County' Episode 11 Recap: Riding the B
2011-05-16 21:29:00 Recap of last night's snoozefest.
Bears to Wear Orange in 2011
2011-05-09 23:25:00 Getty Images Back in early April, the Bears had reportedly announced they would wear their orange jerseys for the 2011 season. But after speaking to Chicago Bears' media relations, I was informed that report was erroneous....
Doug Doppler, Guglielmo Malusardi, Laurie Monk: Messing around at Orange!
2011-04-29 17:02:00 Doug Doppler, Guglielmo Malusardi, Laurie Monk at the Frankfurt Musikmesse on the Orange stand! Orange Amps Rockerverb 100 with DIVO Musikmesse 2011 / Doug Doppler Orange Amps Doug Doppler Betcha Can't Play This DIVO 2010 Orange Tiny Terror Demo
Dimitar Nalbantov: Amplitube 3.5 Orange Rockverb 50 MK II Test
2011-04-20 01:01:00 Amplitube 3.5 Orange Rockverb 50 MK II Test
Annoying Orange: April Fruits Day
2011-04-07 15:21:00 FACEBOOK IT: on.fb.me TWEET IT: bit.ly Orange and the gang prank each other on April Fools day...but do they take it too far? TSHIRTS: bit.ly TWITTER: twitter.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com FACEBOOK APP: apps.facebook.com DAILYBOOTH: dailybooth.com WATCH MY EPISODES! www.youtube.com CREATED BY: DANEBOE: youtube.com DANEBOE GAMING CHANNEL: youtube.com DANEBOE 2ND CHANNEL:Read more ...
By: Brainwashing
News: Orange OPC - musician?s personal computer
2011-04-05 22:02:00 Orange OPC, Upgraded and now Shipping The much anticipated Orange OPC, the musician?s personal computer, has been upgraded and is ready for Pre-Order from the new website http://www.orangeopc.com/ for delivery within the UK by the end of April and will be shipping outside the UK shortly after. Fresh from its triumphant demonstration at the CES Show on the INTEL stand, the OPC now features the 2nd Generation Intel® Core? series i3-2100 CPU (3M Cache, 3.10 GHz). Featuring the very latest Intel technology, the new platform uses less power and has vastly superior integrated graphics and raw power ideal for audio processing. Further improvements announced today include 1 VGA and 2 HDMI interfaces and a precision cut laser aluminium chassis. The OPC hit the headlines last year when the revolutionary all-in-one hybrid was announced. The first computer of its kind to have built-in high powered speakers, the OPC delivers superb full range studio and authentic vintage guitar sounds. The ...
News: Orange Amps bring you Dark Terror - Musikmesse
2011-04-05 21:59:00 Press Release ? Musikmesse 2011 Orange Amps bring you Dark Terror: Dark forces have been stirring at Orange Amps where mysterious alchemy has created the beast to be unleashed. Striding out of the shadows is the new Dark Terror, guitars amps will never be the same again! Menacingly small, easily recognisable, this aggressive little amp comes with a mind blowing sound which combines the shape control of the Thunder series with the weight and size of the monster Terror family. This Frankenstein like amp has creepy amounts of gain on tap with disturbingly pleasurable responsiveness. It is uncompromisingly brutal, doubtless unhinged, even ferocious! The Dark Terror rises from the ethereal depths to fulfill the every desire of the Heavy Metal and Rock guitar players. With its characteristic fearless Orange Amp looks, heavy duty construction and portability, guitar players everywhere will quickly become attuned to this scary dark force of nature. The Dark Terror is highest gain Terr...
Starting a trip to Gulf Shores/Orange Beach right
2011-04-05 05:13:00 Jim DaRosa, his wife Janette, my wife Judy and I started our trip to Gulf Shores/Orange Beach Alabama the right way. We were joined by and good friend of ours Kim Chapman of the Gulf Shores Tourism. We kicked off our trip down south with a great dinner at Wetzels Oyster House in Orange Beach on Perdido Beach Blvd.
'Real Housewives of Orange County' Recap: Somewhere Over Tequila.
2011-03-28 20:44:00 Sooooo....last night we had our crispy vixens from SoCal on the screen and it was all very odd. Leasing wieners and talking to your dad about it, renewing your friendship vows, starting dress lines for anorexics with big tits, taking children to the hospital for papercuts...you know...STUFF. I guess we should start with Gretchen and her face o' fillers. Remember when we liked Gretchen? Remember? Remember when she was sorta pretty and fun? Then she was dickmatized by Slurpy Shellingly and she became this angry, evil, frozen faced weirdo? Yeah...I'm not really into Gretchen anymore. She's kinda nutso. Like her pretend businesses of makeup and handbags are really sitting in the corner of her house with a steno pad with Slade...
Chicken Breast Threat Level Orange
2011-03-22 20:28:00 I never intended to pose a threat to airport security but on the way out of town, I realized that the fluid filled sacks in my carry on luggage might very likely cause alarm, attract attention, and, frankly, mortify me.Two days ago, I learned that many of my female colleagues were planning to wear floor length gowns to our office's 'black tie optional' event though I had assumed we?d go with cocktail length dresses since we'd be working the event.I scrambled, asking friends if they had anything formal I could borrow.One friend (who shall remain nameless for reasons that will become clear as the story unfolds) loaned me a strappy, red number.When I tried it on, she eyed me critically and said, ?You?re going to need the chicken breasts.?[That's the face I made too.]She went to a drawer and pulled out two silicon filled sacks and told me to drop them in my bra.?Trust me,? she said.I was skeptical, but lo, said chicken breasts propped up the tired, old girls and gave them renewed v...
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