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Piss Off China To Please Europe
2008-06-27 16:27:00 Blogging for China asks a great question in its post, "Is Fiat Too Clever?" The question posed is whether Fiat used Richard Gere (of acting and T1b*t fame) in its ad to garner publicity and EU love? All seems very plausible to me, except might not Fiat's apology itself engender EU anger? What do you think? Fiat's Gere ad, marketing genius or just plain stupid?
By: China Law Blog
MLB To Little League: Piss Off!
2008-05-27 13:32:00 I find it interesting that none of the major sports news outlets are even touching this story, and it makes me wonder why The baseball uniforms for the Tinley Park Bulldogs look a little different this year. Gone are the names of Major League Baseball teams that accompanied “Bulldogs” on the front of the kids’ jerseys. No White ...
By: Pirate's Cove
21.5 Things that Piss Us Off (UK Edition)
2008-05-24 00:31:00 There are many things that piss us off here in the UK. We’ve spent a good amount of time trying to list the top 20 things that we find annoying. The Jeremy Kyle Show This show completely revolves around Jeremy Kyle and generally highlights the scum of Britain. We now have what is described as a “Jeremy ...
By: Woolie's World
Swimsuits Still Piss The RoP Off
2008-05-10 19:48:00 The people on the German court who made this ruling should probably get body guards and bomb sniffing dogs for their personal protection A Muslim girl in the German state of North Rhine-Westphalia cannot skip co-ed swimming lessons because of religious prohibitions against wearing formfitting clothing, a German court ruled on Wednesday. The administrative court in Dsseldorf ...
By: Pirate's Cove
Male Humiliation piss boy so silly
2008-05-07 00:00:00 Current Mood: MischievousFetish Princess Ladysheer sends out a quick post until I return. New Humiliation slave movie Added: A Piss balloon, well I wonder what he going to do with that? Wouldn’t you like to know or would you like to get a piece of this hot piss action?, giggles. Now when me and my twin sister ...
Piss on you
2008-04-24 14:52:00 Haters wanna hate Lovers wanna love I don’t even want none of the above I want to piss on you! Verjetno vam je ?e potegnilo, da gre za ske? Dave Chappella, ki je nastal po tem ko je pri?lo v javnost, da je R. Kelly posnel v resnici podoben video. PS: Vem da video ni ravno nov. Je pa lep ...
By: KOSIR.info
NC GOP Tells RNC To Piss Off
2008-04-24 03:26:00 Glad to see someone in the Republican Party growing a set (via Sister Toldjah and Memeorandum) Per the RNC, the national leadership of the Republican Party has been in contact this morning with the North Carolina GOP, urging them to refrain from running the “Extreme” ad. The party says that the content of the anti-Obama ad, which references the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, is “not appropriate” and “unhelpful.” The NC GOP is an independent organization not bound to the recommendations of the national party. A spokesman from the NC party declined to comment on any conversations between the RNC and the North Carolina team. The ad? Senator McCain has asked the NC GOP to not run it, and, even though I co-blog over at McCain Blogs, this is one thing I disagree with him on. Just like with Reagan, Bush 41, and Dubya, as well as other Republicans, I do not go in lock step with everything they do and say. The RNC needs to understand that politics is nasty, and...
By: Pirate's Cove
This Is Gonna Piss Off Katherine Heigl | Celebuwreck
2008-04-15 10:36:00 Back in 2005, Katherine Heigl (when she was still a nobody) and Tom Sizemore (yes, the one with the sex tape and DUI) made an independent film called “Zzyzx Road.” It was released, a very limited release, in 2006 and made $30. It has the privilege of being the lowest grossing film of all time. Popular: 22 hours 33 minutes ago source: (www.celebuwreck.com)
By: CelebrityPWN
Beer Monday Linkfest: Israel Tells Carter To Piss Off
2008-04-14 14:37:00 Monday. The start of a new work week. Time to get busy, send to some kudosfaxblasts, revolutionize outside the box. How ’bout a beer? It’s probably not beer that Carter had been drinking when he decided to talk with Hamas. More then likely, he has just sniffed too many boiled peanuts. Which would also account for ...
By: Pirate's Cove
The Truth Will Piss You Off
2008-04-10 17:23:00 "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." -Gloria Steinem, American Feminist, Journalist and Women's Rights Activist, Gloria Steinem books//Truth is generally defined as a proven fact, actuality or standard. To tell the truth is to state an opinion or belief with the utmost sincerity. The integrity of a person, principle or maxim is rooted in truth.When the truth is uncovered or revealed, then understanding and enlightenment can occur. The problem is that truth doesn't always support ones current beliefs, so the discovery process often irritates more than it elevates a person's spirit. Only when you're able to get past this natural resistance will you be able to live a life that is truly free.Most people don't want to know the truth. Instead, they want validation for existing beliefs or positions. They do this for several reasons: ego, denial, ignorance and insecurity.Egomaniacs always think they're right. They decide what is fact and what is fict...
Bet to Piss
2008-03-29 11:42:00 A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,'' I'd like to make a bet with you.'' The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a betting mood.''So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.''So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn't even get a drop in. He pisses all over the place, in the bartender's face, all over the barstools and everything.After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said, ''You owe me $1,000.'' The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender asked, ''How come you're so ha...
By: 1 Joke a Day
[Video]
Band Piss
2008-03-19 02:36:00 Added: 2008-03-18 17:47:46 Does anybody know the story behind this video?
Francesca Fellucci Stopping For A Piss Break
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Dems' AMT plan highlights their piss-poor propaganda skills
2008-03-14 00:00:00 The Democrats' proposal was announced by the media with headlines like this: House Democrats Want Tax Hike to Offset AMT Loss Nowhere did I see or hear the proposal called what it really was?tax relief for the middle class that...
[Amusing] If you?re the clown who dumped a bunch of deer piss into a Tennes
2008-03-12 06:05:00 MSNBC
Google Thinks I Need Fake Piss
2008-03-08 20:49:00 I logged into my Gmail this morning I find this ad at the top of the page for fake piss. Naturally I have to check it out. Quick Fix Urine has one of those great sites where they are only giving a half-assed effort to hide the fact that they are trying to help people beat ...
Hillary To Media: Piss Off
2008-03-05 01:11:00 The Hillary campaign force the media to s**t where they eat. Jackie Calmes WSJ LA Times
By: Chickaboomer
New York Fans Piss Me Off.
2008-03-04 17:19:00 Hell’s bells. I feel like death warmed over. I woke up at 5 o’clock this morning, feeling like someone had punched me in the stomach. I somehow managed to go back to sleep, and once my alarm went off, I ended up hiding in the bathroom for a good fifteen minutes. The drive to work ...
Men? are you 50+? Do you have problem with your piss??
2008-03-02 01:22:00 As lady gets older, they gets worried about menopause? as for men, they get worried about Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia (BPH). What is BPH? First, BPH is not a cancer. Maybe you heard the term ?prostate cancer? before but that is not BPH. BPH is prostate swelling which normally occur to men as they age. The ...
By: Swordie Bloggie
Finnish ski jumper suspended for being piss drunk
2008-02-27 22:03:00 The Finnish Ski Jumpers Association, or whatever you call it, has suspended a ski jumper named Harri Olli for the rest of the sporting year. The 22-year-old athlete failed to show up an an official party organized by the skiing federation. But what he did not fail to do was getting wasted that same ...
By: Huge Mistakes
Life At Piss End
2008-02-25 15:46:00 My former lawyer has been given notice that he MAY be laid off around the mid-summer time frame. To "celebrate" the mood of impending doom, I'm going to create a series of comics for him (in Get Yo' War On style). Here's the first strip:
By: 10001110101
Nicolas Sarkozy: "Piss off, you prick"
2008-02-25 11:55:00 There is an interesting little discussion going on here over the best English translation of Sarkozy's very polite words. It was not my intention to take part in it, but I have to admit that "fuck you" is not the best match for "casse-toi". It's closer to "sod off" or "piss off". About "pauvre con", I keep my original translation: "you prick". Very nice, any how.Blogging in Luxembourg. In engrish.
By: ubikuo
His comedy relies on sarcasm and taking the piss out of people and their ta
2008-02-24 06:18:00 My husband has a great sense of humor. He’s dry, acerbic and can make most people laugh. But his comedy relies on sarcasm and taking the piss out of people and their taste. It’s almost kinda nasty but still hilarious. Lately I’ve noticed that he constantly looks for negatives and uses them to joke ...
White Shit that Piss a Nigga Off, Part 3,779.
2008-02-22 20:19:00 My niggas, never in a million fucking years would I even consider turning Niggaknow into a motherfucking starbucks-written journal, like some 28-year-old cracker, constantly frowning bitch named Bethany (who be usually found stomping around Bed-Stuy with her faggot-ass sandy haired kids in they Sharper Image stroller) be using to talk about how much she hates it when the African-Americans play they loud Brooklyn music outside her new condo, even though she “love and respect” nigger culture. (more…)
By: Nigga Know
Hillary Supporters Piss Me Off - The Cranky Liberal
2008-02-22 15:54:00 So my mother is really pissing me off. Actually let’s broaden than a bit. My mother and other Hillary supporters are really pissing me off these days. Talk about a bunch of sore-losing cry babies. I swear to god it’s like someone stole their freaking binki’s and they are all throwing a hissy fit. Whaaaaaa - Why ... DON'T SETTLE FOR THIS SNIPPET, CLICK THROUGH FOR THE ENTIRE ARTICLE
HOW TO PISS OFF A LIBERAL?PART ONE
2008-02-21 10:09:00 Don’t Debate ‘em — Just Delete ‘em The post below concerning Doctor Rossiter’s book, has generated a few vicious posts from crazed liberals (most of them operating from college campuses) spewing venom and making personal attacks on me and Mr. Rossiter, although of course they know neither of us. How DARE I delete their vomitous comments? (ED ...
Don't piss off Primo!
2008-02-20 19:25:00 It's been like three months since I served up some old school NYC boom-bap for ya... wassupwiddat?Jeru The Damaja is probably not a name you've heard too much of recently, but he is certainly a memorable MC of the early '90s. He's got one of those great gravelly voices and his first two albums, produced by none other than DJ Premier, rank as essential releases of the era. But then, it seems, he kinda started acting like a cock, pissed off Primo, and faded into semi-obscurity. The moral of the story? Don't piss off Primo..."Dont' piss me off, yo."Fo reals. But he'll always have those first two records, and here's a classic joint for ya...Jeru The Damaja - Whatever (ysi)Jeru actually just put out a new album last Fall. Did you know that? Me neither! Point proven! :P
By: Tonegents
Great Invention Idea? Bull's-eye Toilet Bowl
2008-02-18 11:58:00 Toilet Bowl with Bull's-eye Target I'm afraid a quick glance at my articles might give some readers the wrong impression: that I have an affinity for anything relating to bodily functions. In particular, anything people do in the bathroom. Well, those readers are wrong. That being said, today I bring you United States patent 4044405, the toilet bowl bull's-eye! read more »Tech-norati Tags: Boomers Entertainment Environment Fitness Fun Funny Health Home Innovation Invention Inventor Kids Life Marketing Miscellaneous Nature News Patent Products Sports Wacky Patent Fun Funny Wacky Toilet Bathroom Urinate Urinal Stickers Body Piss
Marilyn Manson absinthe 'as bad as piss' say critics + official site spread
2008-02-18 06:01:00 The launch of Marilyn Manson own brand of absinthe is not exactly being positively embraced by critics. Most compared the drink's odour to sewage water and one even described the taste as being "as...
By: Side-Line Music
?Would you like to take a piss sir??
2008-02-13 12:12:00 Now theres a job for the CV! Oh the seventies…the flares, the haircuts, the mobile toilet men. What is it with mans primal urge to piss in the street eh? via
By: about:blank
Thirty Two Ways to Piss People Off
2008-02-12 04:38:00 Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stamp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." Practice making fax and modem noises. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. Adjust the tint on your TV so th...
Ten Ways to Piss Off You Readers, Kill Your Blog, and Get Banned From the I
2008-02-10 05:02:00 Everywhere I look there is blogging advice on how to increase your traffic, pagerank, and readership on the net. There’s syndication, RSS feeds, and any type of social topic you would ever need. However, nobody tells you how to stop the traffic, alienate your fan base; so I thought I should try. 1. Active in blogging? Why not put as many popups on your page as humanly possible? Make it as
By: any tips
The Truth Will Set You Free - But First it'll Piss You Off
2008-02-04 16:40:00 As you know this weekend was a Celebration for Bloggers.It was 'BlogRolling Amnesty Day' a day when, in theory one could make requests of other Blogger's to add them to their Blogrolls without impunity or fear of getting laughed right out of Blogtopia.So, being who I am, I went and requested that the following add me to their Blogrolls:John ChowShoe MoneyProBloggerDosh DoshThe Wrong AdvicesIt is to my great sorrow that I have to report that the request was not honored and I am not on any of those Blogrolls (sigh).It's a sad time indeed for me.I suppose I will remain in Blogatory until next year (sniffle)Ok I'm over it - moving right along....http://myreviewsandfin-ds.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/def-ault
The Truth Will Set You Free - But First it'll Piss You Off
2008-02-04 16:36:00 As you know this weekend was a Celebration for Bloggers. It was 'BlogRolling Amnesty Day' a day when, in theory one could make requests of other Blogger's to add them to their Blogrolls without... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
By: My View of It
Piss Me Off!
2008-02-02 00:31:00 OK, first off. LOST pissed me off by hooking me into another episode instead of telling me WTF is going on. I’m not going to go into the LOSt thing, but if you want to comment, I’m sure I can add to those comments. Then I get Ragged out by OPAL who got my post tottally wrong. ...
By: MacBros' Place
How to piss people off - the st-evo way
2008-01-30 10:38:00 Morning all, its 9:32, I have been up for 2 hours and managed to piss people off, first off my brother who has asked me to work tonight and then I basically handed in my notice then retarcted it and replaced it with a 2 month holiday (which I might add he hasnt said yes or no to), and Tiff, we were ment to be doing the whole meal thing tonight but because of the text I got I have had to ask her if its ok if I work instead. Not a very good day. I am shattered, its been alot of work getting back into the swing of things plus with all these changes and courses that should be coming up soon I really dont have time to think let alone breath. Im in the deepend without a spork (yey sporks), also with the house move coming up soon I really dont know what to think. Can only hope that everything works out whilst I smash my head against the floor in hopes that a answer will come very soon. Remember: No one likes working for free, and making your staff do it for months on end isnt a good way to...
Britney Spearsandrsquo; BFF Likes Rape, Piss
2008-01-28 09:59:00 It was revealed today that Britney Spears’ latest manager and BFF Sam Lufti — who told Barbara Walters this morning that Britney was in the process of seeking treatment for “mental issues” — had three separate restraining orders taken out against him in California before becoming Britney’s constant companion. ...
Taking the piss (Part 1)
2008-01-25 19:47:00 This is where we take this piss out of Scummers. We earned it, we should enjoy it.Some pre and post-match messages from a certain well known Scum board:*Pre:“it’s an embarresingly strong squad!!- we gotta win now or else we wont have the ‘we definately only played youngsters’ excuse- the main dif will be the strength of the bench probably……..it’s ghood that we’re taking it seriously i spose”“It is a very strong squad indeed. Flamini is also in there. I wonder if he’ll start”“Very strong squad. I think this match means more to Wenger than we think. Apart from it being a North London Derby and the fact he doesnt want Ramos to get a pscyhological edge if Spurs win for the long run, I think he sees it as a realistic chance of us gaining silverware this season. Wenger knows he cant go this season without winning a trophy so why not get the one we have the best chance in at the moment.”“So, looks like we’ll have no excuses if we lose tonight. We’ll just h...
How the piss do
2008-01-25 07:29:00 How the piss do i load the printer in a cann p100 dh II calculator cannot figure it out and i have to get something done tonight! can anyone help?
By: Fixya.com
Let's all take the piss (Part 1)
2008-01-24 18:18:00 This is the first in a series of posts about 22/1/2008, when Good triumphed over Evil 5-1. In this first installment I will share with you my experience of watching the match:At around 2pm I was in the campus Library, trying very hard to get through an article on Renaissance conceptions of time and space--though it was interesting, my mind was elsewhere. Since it would have been impossible for me to make it all the way home in time to catch the match, I had agreed to me a fellow Lit instructor (though he's a Doctor already) who has just moved here from old Blighty and is a Yido through and through in his office. I brought my lucky scarf (one of many, but its a bar stripped scarf that I bought a number of years ago while enjoying Spurs crushing Villa with me big brother) and my Spurs legends mug (my most prized possession) to school. 2:15 pm. My mind is in Norf London (translation: "North London"), not in Shakespeare's England. I wonder if Shakespeare would be a Tottenham fan?--I s...
(Some) Americans Really Piss Me Off
2008-01-24 02:20:00 ...7:22 pm, Wednesday night: As I work this evening I find myself in a pseudo-political discussion. Presidential hopefuls come up, and when his choice is requested he responds "Hillary Clinton."No problem I think. Many people agree."Oh but I'm not a Democrat. I'm a Republican." He quickly adds."Then why do you support Hillary?""Because I work for HCA, and socialized medicine would be great for my wallet. Ha. Ha. Ha."Stunned.Some Americans really make me believe in enforceable Darwinism.
Ah, To Be Young Again. And Full of Piss and Wind.
2008-01-23 16:25:00 When I was a kid growing up in Virginia Beach, snow days were announced at the last possible second. My schoolteacher mother, ever the optimist, wouldn't get out of her pjs, JUST IN CASE, and on the off chance that our trace of snow actually did get us a Get Out of Jail Free Card, we'd all do a little jig together and my mom would celebrate by making us a big breakfast. Since mom never
Video: Thou shalt not piss on Leviticus and air it on YouTube
2008-01-18 00:00:00 Ooh, girl -- you've done flipped your wig (possibly NSFW): The Death of Leviticus [YouTube]
By: Good As You
LAPD Issues Restraining Order Against Britney Spears; Parents Frickin? Piss
2008-01-09 17:17:00 The LAPD slapped Britney Spears with a temporary restraining order last Thursday during her custody standoff, celebrity news sources report. Called an “emergency protective order,” it is enforced for five business days. LAPD officers took this step to “stabilize the situation,” Kevin Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, confirmed to People. Mark Vincent Kaplan, who did not request ...
Don't piss all over my strawberries, Jimbo!
2008-01-08 20:08:00 Jim Murdoch, over at The Truth About Lies left the following comment on my blog yesterday as regards my decision to write in here everyday:"As for the writing every day malarkey ? why? I don't. ... And, if your blogs are going to be as long as this you will end up with repetitive strain injury and that could be a real bugger in your line of work. You have the makings of three blogs here. Rein it in a bit, lass, and think about us poor sods to have to read all of this."Well, I do apologize for the verbosity, Jimbo, but I can't really do anything about that except limit myself to one hour's writing a day. But, as regards the increased quantity of my writing, don't you think you should be encouraging that?A weird thing has been happening to me ever since I started following the "program" outlined in "The Artist's Way" - and I mean really following it, not just buying the book and reading it like I did last January and thinking "Aye, that sounds dead good", then doing fuck all. I...
By: Slutty McWhore
I?m The Wrong Person To Piss Off.
2007-12-17 18:19:00 I just sent a little nasty-gram to my new bank. I DO NOT like being inconvenienced, and when I check my balance online and find that my CASH has YET TO CLEAR, I get a little pissy. Hubby was kind enough to take my cash deposit to the bank on his way into work on ...
Paula?s Piss Pilferer
2007-12-14 14:00:00 Paula Abdul recently dished that a crazy fan once stole her urine sample at a medical facility. She recalls, “Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynecologist and my doctor said, ‘We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?’ I told him that I’d left it out in reception, and when ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
Top Ten Tricks to Piss off your Webmaster
2007-12-12 15:24:00 Written by http://www.haineault.com/blog/2-7/ So here it is (in no particular order): 1. Pre-reserve your domain and hosting with a small and obscure foreign web based company. 2. Assume that those who made your website also inherited the technical support for your emails. 3. Send all your texts on plain old paper, but not handwritten. It's important that the guy ...
By: OpenJason
When I Get Up in the Morning, I Piss Excellence - Matt “No Regard” Arro
2007-12-11 04:14:00 “When I Get Up in the Morning, I Piss Excellence”, “My ground game is so sick, I eat black belts for breakfast”, these are just some of the lines from Matt “No Regard” Arroyo’s The Ultimate Fighter 6 audition / try out tape. Matt’s video is a creative approach for a day in the life of Matt Arroyo. In addition to a parody of Matt’s daily life, see some highlight footage clips of Matt’s previous fights in this six minute audition video.. Very well done: Google Direktvideo link
BierPimp "Ho Ho Ho Mo'fo!" vs. Mad Maks "Ich piss in den Schnee"
2007-12-06 15:18:00 Damit hier mal ein wenig Weihnachtsstimmung aufkommt: |
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