Poop and Putt At the Same Time
2009-06-24 01:00:00 Don't miss out on a moment that could be spent playing golf. Use the Potty Putter to make use of some of that wasted time on the toilet.
Pet AT-AT (Probably) Won't Poop on Your Carpet [O Hai]
2009-03-10 18:24:00 From Gizmodo: I am tragically allergic to kitties, but I think a pet AT-AT would be perfect. As long as it doesn't eat my Star Wars minifigs and puke them up later. Read the whole article
Be The First on Your Block To Freeze Dry Dog Poop!: Great Idea?
2009-02-28 19:43:00 The Doggie Poop Freeze Wand is also known to some discerning specialists of fecal matter as Patent#US 6883462. If when you hear the word, wand, you think of fairy godmothers and Tinkerbelle, you are not that far off. There is no pumpkin coach or glass slipper or even a cute prince waiting however; it’s merely a response to the call of nature that befalls all living things. Read on but…don’t buy this yet.
Dog Poop Is A Growing Business
2009-02-27 03:34:00 Recently, pet DNA businesses have cropped up. Not only do the DNA entrepreneurs want to clone your pets, they came up with the brilliant idea of using your dog's DNA to trace his poop back to him... to you the owner, really.
Oldest Human Hair Found in Hyena Poop
2009-02-13 14:51:00 From Neatorama: Paleontologist Lucinda Blackwell and her colleagues at the University of Witwatersrand were digging in Gladysvale cave, South Africa, when they came upon a sensational find. In the fossilized hyena waste they collected they found the remains of human hair dated
Send Your Valentine Recycled Elephant Poop
2009-02-11 05:44:00 The title is meant to catch your attention and maybe even make you smile, but seriously Uncommon Goods is selling an alternative eco-friendly solution to fresh cut flowers. So, this year instead of buying your loved one perfumed pesticide-filled roses, which by the way will die in a few days, consider these roses made with elephant poop.
Soil Secret is Worm Poop
2009-01-18 18:06:00 Of course, in the world of retail, poop seems to be a strong if not offensive word. Hence, renaming it into Soil Secret seems to be more enticing and that is precisely what this Pennsylvania-based company christened there product which is carried by online vendors like Gardens Alive and Dirt Works. Obviously used as ...
EPITAPH ON A NIN*COM*POOP
2009-01-18 09:00:00 by Mary Hutchins Harrisafter W.H. Auden—Epitaph on a TyrantPerfection, of some kind, was what he was afteralthough he denied it with a shrug, but the wordshe invented were easy to repeat, the folly of thosearound him familiar, so with mission accomplishedby his armies and fleets, he claimed their tears hisown then danced--a soft shoe here, a foot stompthere, as children fell down and died in the sand.Mary Hutchins Harris is a poet and essayist. She has been a featured poet for the Piccolo Spoleto Sundown Series and the Stories for Life Festival in Charleston, SC. Her work appears in on-line and print journals. Her poetry chapbook A Tongue Full of Yeses was recently published as a winner of the 2007 SC Poetry Initiative Chapbook Contest._______________________-___________________________
Does Your Child Hold His/Her Poop?
2008-11-18 00:25:00 *warning: this post is going to mention poop. a lot.* I would like to start a Yahoo Group to talk with other parents who have children who withhold their poop, also known as stool withholding or functional fecal retention. E-mail me at mommy605(at)hotmail(dot)com if you want to be contacted about the group. What is Stool Withholding? Is your child chronically constipated? Does your child go for
Magic Poop
2008-11-14 15:59:00 If you’ve ever found yourself using the phrase, “too much information”, now may be a good time to click on to the next post. So when my three-year-old is through sitting on the porcelain doing his best interpretation of a Play Doh Fun Factory, he hollers “WIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!”- as he waits with his elbows on his thighs. ...
Poop
2008-09-05 05:10:00 My life revolves around poop. Little Guy has some major pooping problems. Basically, he holds his poop and won't go. For so long I thought he was just constipated. We changed diet. We tried exercise. We did supplements. But now I know that none of that really matters all that much because if he wants to hold it, he's gonna hold it. So yeah, poop (or shall I say lack of poop) is really
Giant Poop Terrorizes City
2008-08-13 16:43:00 No, not this, it's a story in today's Metro: BERNE, SWITZERLAND. A giant inflatable dog mess, the centerpiece of an exhibition at a Swiss museum, broke free of its moorings, brought down a power line, smashed a window and landed in the garden of a children's home. The wind carried the house-sized fake poop 200 yards. METRO Forget the creepy eggman, this is the now the best thing ever. I
By: Random Squeegee
Giant Poop Terrorizes City
2008-08-13 14:07:00 No, not this, it's a story in today's Metro: BERNE, SWITZERLAND. A giant inflatable dog mess, the centerpiece of an exhibition at a Swiss museum, broke free of its moorings, brought down a power line, smashed a window and landed in the garden of a children's home. The wind carried the house-sized fake poop 200 yards. METRO Forget the creepy eggman, this is the now the best thing ever. I especially love how every news outlet that's picked up this story has used different euphemisms for "dog turd." But I am disappointed that no one referred to the escaped crud balloon as "loose stool." Here's some more about the incident, which happened July 31 but is only being reported internationally now, from the UK's Guardian: ...The exhibit, entitled Complex Shit, is the size of a house. It has a safety system that is supposed to deflate it in bad weather, but it did not work on this occasion... The installation is part of an exhibition called East of Eden: A Garden Show, which featur...
By: Random Squeegee
work at home moms clean poop too
2008-06-07 05:31:00 And some people think that work-at-home moms don’t have to clean poop and pee… well, all home office women know that this isn’t true! I’m don’t like cleaning poop and pee… I hate it actually. Problem is, the more I shout and yell, the more this is happening and his distractions in front of the ...
2 Girls 1 Cup In Cake Form
2008-06-06 18:18:00 By now the shock value is probably gone, everyone should know the phenomenon of 2 Girls 1 Cup (don’t worry, that just links to our other posts on the subject). You’ve probably either been forced into watching the video or have a friend verbally describe the ordeal in detail. Well, 2 Girls 1 Cup has ...
Clean Up Your Poop!
2008-06-02 22:08:00 Living downtown with animals is AWESOME! There are dog parks and plenty of places to walk your dogs, cats, and zebras. The St. Louis Downtown Partnership has implemented a new policy to help keep poop off the streets. Please make sure you clean up after yourself and your animal. If you do not know where to put your poop then Click here to view dispenser locations. Fines can range from $100-$500 depending on how many times you get caught and how big the poop is. This is part of the downtown litter campaign. Check out http://www.downtownstl.org/cani-nelittercampaign.aspx for more information.
Electricity from Cow Poop!
2008-05-28 21:46:00 Wow, Brothers Kevin and Daryl Maas of Washington State are working on producing electricity from cow poop! How cool is that? I think the world is changing and it’s a great thing when you can produce electricity from some excess animal waste. We use a proven, commercialized technology called a manure digester to harvest methane gas from ...
IMPORTANT: Political Party Poop readers, haters, accidental site visitors;
2008-05-28 16:00:00 Daughter in law Misty sent me a note bitching and moaning about the apparent enormous amount of computer resources my site commands because of all of the pictures and graphics particularly the slide show on the top. Can’t help it I like pretty and funny pictures, LOL! So I removed the sidebar images and the slideshow. If ...
IMPORTANT: Political Party Poop readers, haters, accidental site visitors;
2008-05-28 05:15:00 Daughter in law Misty sent me a note bitching and moaning about the apparent enormous amount of computer resources my site commands because of all of the pictures and graphics particularly the slide show on the top. Can’t help it I like pretty and funny pictures, LOL! So I removed the sidebar images and the slideshow. If ...
Bird Poop with your facial? Shizuka brings the Geisha Facial
2008-05-25 04:00:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FA04V40T1BU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w8n6EU0bSB4 Did you know that nightingale droppings are the secret of the Geisha’s flawless complexion? I did from one of the 100 plus books I have on Japan from when I lived there. However I never even remotely considered nightingale droppings for myself, it’s actually a dream come true! I am totally into the idea, I cannot get to Shizuka’s Day spafast enough. It’s an interesting offering for New York, there are for sure more pigeons available to get poop from. Safety: I know many people will be concerned about the safety of the bird poop facial. All the reports say that thebird poop (Uguisu no Fun in Japanese) is “sanitized through exposure to ultraviolet light to kill bacteria before being finely milled into powder…” How far will you go for beauty? So are you up to using the ancient Japanese ingredient in your next facial? watch the vids they are great, th...
By: Steeping Beauty
Ahh, I am such a kid, but I Heart Poop Jokes! Work Poop Survival Guide
2008-05-22 20:46:00 This is an oldie but goodie, I love this joke about work poop. Work poop jokes are good for so many of us with Crohn's Disease. Humor helps! Have a great memorial day weekend all. I have to go Crop Dust! (see below).Work Poop Etiquette We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, the following is a Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone gets a whiff, but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.FLY BY: This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk In and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathr...
The Incident of the Poop on the Rug
2008-05-20 02:40:00 It was after bath. There were twins running around, naked. I looked at one; the other pooped on the rug. It happened in a turn of the head with no warning. I cleaned up the poop and thought “He just pooped so we are safe with him for a while; I’ll ...
By: The Twinkies
Teacher Forces Student To Unclog Toilet With Bare Hands
2008-05-15 18:00:00 Julie Landry, 46, was arrested on cruelty to a juvenile charges after it was reported that she made a student unclog a toilet with his hands. Trevor Williams, 7, reportedly used a few to many shit tickets and clogged up the toilet. When Landry found out about it she told Trevor that he had to ...
Poop Pick-Up Service
2008-05-14 23:10:00 I wrote about this a while ago, but it seems these type of companies are becoming more popular and more are joining the industry.What do these companies do? Well, are you too pooped to scoop? Would you rather do anything else in the world then clean up your yard after your pet has been out there doing his duty? There are several small businesses that will do the dirty work for you. “There is a never ending supply of the stuff and you have better things to do,” claims one such service. These companies will come to your house, clean up the mess, bag it up, disinfect the area, and take it all with them once they’re done.It’s an interesting business and I can appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit of these folks. Dog waste can pollute the environment if not disposed of properly and apparently this is a needed service for people who just don’t want to deal with the problem themselves.
By: The Pet Haven
Anchorman 2: Electric Boogaloo!!
2008-05-07 01:10:00 For all you fans out there of Anchorman (and let’s be honest, you are definitely our target demographic), we have some good news. Looks like Will Ferrell, Adam McKay (the director), and everybody else, have signed on for a sequel! The bad news? You’re gonna have to wait a while. Maybe even 2 years. But ...
ArtSunday: Neo-Poop for one and all
2008-05-04 17:28:00 Ahhhh. An unseasonably balmy day here in the flyover zone. Upstairs, my riotous infant had subsided into what passes for a nap these hellish days. Downstairs, the dogs and I were cautiously relaxing into sunshine and silence. I snapped open a can of Diet Dr. Pepper, settled into the spot on the couch that fits my rear just right, and fired up the trusty laptop to while away a blessed hour with Google as my friendly guide… and saw this: And said this: ?Good God. Jeff Koons just crapped all over my Google.? You know, I?m an ex-artsy type, dating from that long-ago era when Mr. Koons and Neo-Pop first oozed their way onto The Art Scene. I don?t argue with,?It?s art if I say it is?: not because I agree, but because years of painful experience have taught me that debating this point invariably results in an eye-twisting headache due to self-reproach and patchouli fumes. Dada? Yeah, yeah, I get it. Abstract Expressionism? Neither truly abstract nor effectively expressive, I mutt...
Mothers and Baby Poop
2008-05-01 06:19:00 Today is the first week of "Sincerely Fro Me to You" carnival at "We Are That Family". Oh yeah, we are THAT family too. We have lots of funny stories to share. And since is the opening day, I present to you one of the most beloved family memories we have:My daughter loves this story so much that she actually wrote an essay (in her 2nd grade class) about this. Yes, those are my son's poop I stepped on! Yikes!The thing is ... I am supposed to be cooking dinner right now, so I think I'd leave you all hanging and will come back about the story behind this photo later tonight or early tomorrow morning (you'd be back right?, please? :) . Right now I really want to link on Kristen's Mr. Linky already so I will...I'd be back :).***I'm back. Here's the story as told by my daughter (of course she did not spell the words correctly, but to make it easier to read, I did):I remember when I was a baby and my brother was two, one night when I was taking a nap and my brother just got don...
By: Liza's Eyeview
Poop Converters and Earth Day
2008-04-24 20:33:00 Going Green with Your Dog In celebration of earth day all around the world we can include our dogs and keep them safe and healthy as well as be good to the earth. Today more than ever we should be concerned about not only what are we feeding our dog or pet, but what we can do collectively to do less damage to the environment. Going green is the buzz word today and it doesn’t have to be hard or expensive it’s a matter of making good choices and there are an array of products out to help us be better guardians of mother earth. We can be eco friendly as well as having pets and that starts with adopting pets from a shelter or Human Society. Instead of buying cheap food - buy organic foods you will save a ton of money on your vet bills. Do not use human shampoos or sprays on your dog unless you are using totally organic products that are safe for pets. Here are some tips on keeping the earth safe while enjoying your pet dog. Pooper Bags: Now the smarter manufacturers of pet products...
By: Dog Health 1
Poop Mural and the Gods Said ?HONK!?
2008-04-15 23:54:00 Our children offer us the most interesting perspectives on spirituality. The Diva and the Warrior gave us such insights lately that my wife, Bella, and I had to stop and think. Poop Mural Our five-year-old Diva has complained at various times about monsters in her bedroom closet, which we believe. There is a negative energy that resides ...
Wonder Does He Poop Iron Pellets?
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By: Los Cuatro Ojos
HOW TO POOP AND PASS GAS AT WORK? A Survival Guide?
2008-04-04 09:03:00 We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise , the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work , following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting , you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not ...
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Experts use poop to date first Americans
2008-04-04 00:41:00 New evidence shows humans lived in North America more than 14,000 years ago, 1,000 years earlier than had previously been known.
Quick note of thanks for new Poop reader comments.
2008-03-31 22:49:00 For the folks finding my blog via The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler, PA Pundits, Barking Moonbat and others, (I will populate my blogroll with my new friends later), I sincerely thank you for the props. I have had this blog up for two years (April 2 officially) and my other blog the Snoop Zone for over a year. I am ...
How to Solve Awkward Work Situations
2008-03-27 18:40:00 nataliedee.com Need to take a piss while in a meeting? Rub your leg. Uncontrollable coughing? Stick a finger in your ear. The Economic Times has complied a list of solutions to awkward work situations ranging from coughing to crying (look up). While the list is practical, it offers no help for more particular awkward situations ...
[Interesting] They came first for the rubber dog poop, and I didn?t speak u
2008-03-27 09:11:00 SeattlePI
News: The scoop on poop: As dog waste is uncovered by spring thaw, environm
2008-03-23 11:29:00 From the Tahoe Daily Tribune... The scoop on poop: As dog waste is uncovered by spring thaw, environmental and health effects are pondered Sara Thompson and Kyle Magin/ North Lake Tahoe Bonanza March 22, 2008On a sunny spring day, one would expect those strolling along the Nevada trail off Kahle Drive to be looking around at the beautiful Tahoe scenery. Instead, walkers stare down at the ground - to avoid stepping in the plentiful dog waste. "There should be plastic baggies to pick it up," said Steve Baker, who walks his dog Nikita at the trail three times a week. Baker said he knows funding is an issue for receptacles, but one should be at the Nevada trail head. In the Tahoe Keys area, the Cove East trailhead supplies "mutt mitts" - plastic bags shaped specifically for cleaning up dog waste. An estimated 15,000 dogs live in the Lake Tahoe Basin, causing a cumulative effect on the ecosystem, said Shawn Butler, California Tahoe Conservancy urban land management program coordinat...
Why do dogs (and other animals) eat poop?
2008-03-20 08:37:00 Many animals eat poop on a regular basis. These include rabbits, rodents, gorillas, many insects such as dung beetles and flies, and yes...even dogs. (Keep that in mind the next time a dog wants to lick you!) Herbivores such as rabbits and rodents eat their own poop because their diet of plants is hard to digest efficiently, and they have to make two passes at it to get everything out of the meal. This is equivalent to a cow chewing its cud, only cows are able to re-eat their food without having to poop it out first. Another reason why animals eat poop is that poop contains vitamins produced by their intestinal bacteria. The animal is unable to absorb the vitamins through the intestinal wall, but can get at them by eating the poop. Poop also contains a certain amount of protein. A dogs guts have a powerful immune response to bacteria. The modern dogs diet can be so sterile that they may even seek out bacteria in order to address the balance and keep their immune system working...
By: Euro Puppy Blog
Why do dogs (and other animals) eat poop?
2008-03-20 08:37:00 Many animals eat poop on a regular basis. These include rabbits, rodents, gorillas, many insects such as dung beetles and flies, and yes...even dogs. (Keep that in mind the next time a dog wants to lick you!) Herbivores such as rabbits and rodents eat their own poop because their diet of plants is hard to digest efficiently, and they have to make two passes at it to get everything out of the meal. This is equivalent to a cow chewing its cud, only cows are able to re-eat their food without having to poop it out first. Another reason why animals eat poop is that poop contains vitamins produced by their intestinal bacteria. The animal is unable to absorb the vitamins through the intestinal wall, but can get at them by eating the poop. Poop also contains a certain amount of protein. A dogs guts have a powerful immune response to bacteria. The modern dogs diet can be so sterile that they may even seek out bacteria in order to address the balance and keep their immune system working e...
Rivers of Baby Poop
2008-03-20 00:28:00 As we finish up the RSV season, we are no longer going through gallons of Albuterol - now we head into the spring season of Rotavirus. Little kids with rivers of liquid yellow poop. Poop that runs down their legs, poop that shoots out of diapers and poop that splatters the unaware nurse attempting to obtain a rectal temp. And they are all dehydrated and need IV's . Kids getting poked scream, poor things. Usually they are screaming more from being held down that the actual needle stick. It's not easy to put an IV into a screaming, wiggling, dehydrated kid. That means time bent over them with them screaming at full volume into your face. It also means wrestling with hot, sweaty angry kids until you are also hot and sweaty. I left yesterday with my head pounding from the continual onslaught of noise and my back aching from the constant bending.I'm very good at peds IV's so I do them a lot. I don't enjoy it, kids don't understand that you are doing the things you are doi...
By: ERnursey
How to poop
2008-03-10 18:15:00 First... or should i skip right to number two? That is right folks, I am reduced to poopy jokes. POOP. I don't know why, but poop is so freaking funny to me. I guess it isn't funny when you actually see it, like floating in your bowl after a friend used it... that is just sick. But saying poopies or poop or even Bum, is extremely funny. Don't worry though, i will not be posting pictures of my
By: Tiffs Day
Is That Monkey Poop?
2008-03-10 00:00:00 My three year old nephew, Joey, is quite a unique kid. He's inquisitive and intelligent and energetic. And...
By: Scrivel.com
Worm Poop
2008-03-09 23:44:00 I’ll have to admit that we are not very “green” around here. It’s not that I think it’s dumb in fact, I think it’s very important. I believe that God gave us domain over the earth and the animals and we’ve not been doing a great job…probably not even a fair job. It’s all overwhelming ...
By: Up the Hill Gang
Another Poop Post
2008-03-09 17:58:00 Today J tugged at his pants trying to get them down. After I helped him take them off he sat on the potty and, after a rousing rendition of Once Upon a Potty he pooped in the potty.
By: The Twinkies
Anal Crohn's, Candles, Suppositories (Canasa) and a Poop Joke
2008-03-09 05:44:00 Yeah so I guess now I have "anal Crohn's" in the form of a potential fistula. I guess that explains why I walk around with paper towels folded up between my ass cheeks and have such urgency issues. Anyways, now crohn's has given me the luxury of an excuse to shove my own fingers up my ass. So after a Corona or two the other night, I laid on the couch and lit some candles (yes, literally...I am such a romantic). After the mood was set I got the astroglide out of Amy's night stand and crammed a Canasa rectal suppository up my ass. How hot is that!? So I guess the Canasa is pretty much like a Pentasa or Asacol but it just goes up the poop chute.Gross I know, but makes for good laughs as I have in typical fashion told this story to everyone. Gotta love Crohn's humor and poop jokes. Always a good time. So I guess this is a good time for a poop joke:At the start of English class, the teacher asked the students to use the word, definitely, in a sentence.Little Timmy raised his hand. T...
Where does my poop go?
2008-03-07 06:48:00 A question every kid, once potty trained, eventually asks him or herself: where does my poop go?
By: Attuworld
A Poop Post
2008-03-06 19:12:00 J has pooped in the potty. Well, first he pooped on the floor but then, when I suggested he see if he could put some more in the potty he did.
By: The Twinkies
Road Dog Pictures releases "The American Poop Movie"
2008-03-03 19:48:00 Road Dog Pictures is proud to announce the official DVD release of their production ? "The American Poop Movie" with North American distribution through Peace Arch Entertainment Group.Written and dire...
By: The Fire Apes
Pay to Pee (or Poop)
2008-02-22 22:25:00 When I lived in Singapore, I was reintroduced to the concept of paying to use a public toilet. The idea being that by paying, people would value the service I think. Singapore certainly had generally very clean toilets with the government publicly supporting and funding clean toilet awards. Here in Australia we have a national toilet website where you can search for the nearest public toilet. Where we lived before, invariably they were disgusting, had drug paraphenalia, vandalised or locked. I was quite surprised a couple of nights ago that the toilet in the park that I went to with the kids was open and pretty clean. Quite rare in areas closer to the city.Functioning and clean public toilets are a good measure of a functioning society and a pleasant reminder of some of the good things about suburban areas.Along the same lines, Mr Eugenides has some quiet thoughts on a plan for private businesses in the UK to make their toilets available to the public in return for some public dosh...
5 Things I Didn’t Know about Poop
2008-02-22 13:01:00 1. Bird poop is white because birds can’t pee. Their kidneys work like ours do, but instead of producing urine, birds excrete a white paste. The paste, along with what comes out of the intestines, unites and is excreted through the bird’s cloaca, a multi-purpose hole which means sewer in Latin. And, yes, by multi-purpose, I mean they even mate through it. 2. Many dogs eat poop. This I know
By: Curious? Read
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