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Puns christiansquoting.org.uk
2008-07-25 02:30:00 A good pun is its own reword.
By: Christian Quoter
Going Bananas for Bad Puns
2008-04-24 06:00:00 This little piece of news has been getting a lot of coverage--I think because it lets headline writers indulge their love for cute pun-related headlines--but I still couldn't resist. Apparently, there may be a connection between a mother's diet before she conceives and the gender of the baby. More specifically, a good appetite, with a lot of potassium-rich foods (like bananas, hence the journalistic puns), and not skipping breakfast seems to raise the odds of having a boy. The theory goes that the extra calories and nutrients may be needed to help boy babies grow, and that the diet somehow (err. . . .how to put this delicately) makes for a more hospitable situation. (Maybe that was too delicate.) Anyway, the opposite of the higher calorie, high potassium diet can be associated with low blood sugar, which seems to be a problem for male embryos. It all makes sense (sort of), as it's fairly well established that boy babies tend to be more likely to enco...
Fat Joe vs. Big Puns Family
2008-02-08 23:46:00 The dudes over at DefSounds.com posted a recent story about how Fat Joe is stealing money owed to the Pun family. “The truth is that after Pun hit platinum he started asking where his royalties were. He asked [Fat Joe] in my living room several times, “Where are my royalties?” He already went two times platinum ...
Banking Crisis - the puns
2008-01-27 13:07:00 And as the banking crisis spreads to Japan The Origami Bank has folded The Sumo Bank has gone belly-up At the Karate Bank, over 10,000 jobs have got the chop Profits are tumbling at the Judo Bank Rumours of something fishy going on at the Sushi and Sashimi Banks And the Karaoke Bank is up for sale - experts are predicting ...
Raspunsul de la PayPal
2008-01-25 11:15:00 Si mi-au raspuns …. “Dear Mihai Viorel Iorga, Thank you for contacting PayPal with your concern. Without more information on the specific issue you are referring to, it is not possible at this time to assist you with your difficulty. I do apologise for this.” Le-am dat toate informatiile de care aveau nevoie, tot ce s-a intamplat, iar ce mai ...
By: Mihai Iorga Blog
The 15 Most Cringe-Worthy James Bond Puns
2008-01-09 07:14:00 James Bond, as conceived by author Ian Fleming, is a suave but professional secret agent who doubles as an assassin. He is cold, detached and is, in Fleming's words, "an anonymous, blunt instrument wielded by a government department." Clearly, there's enough room for interpretation in there to assume he was also deeply fond of boner jokes, because that's exactly what filmmakers did with the character once he started being portrayed by swarthy British types on the silver screen. As you'll see, some of the Bond double entendres were almost physically painful.
By: Attuworld
Puns
2008-01-09 06:02:00 I love puns. My grandfather told the awfulest puns that made me giggle uncontrolably when I was a kid. My Dad was the same. My brother and I would often try to outdo each other with bad puns made upon the spot. It’s gotten so that now we can laugh at the obvious pun in a situation without even saying it out loud sometimes. There is an old radio trick where you tell the punchline of a joke without telling the actual joke (this was developed for getting away with dirty jokes without telling them). The effect is that people who’ve heard the joke will laugh, and those who haven’t will be amusingly baffled. It works with puns in a slightly different way. You announce, “He was arrested for transporting mynahs across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.” And some will laugh, recognizing the old joke. Others will try to reverse-engineer the joke. Which could take all day. Sorry about that. The Wesley Snipes Celebrity Pun Song (via b3ta) ...
By: Miss Cellania
Problemas com puns!
2007-12-08 12:00:00 Estava eu lendo notícias nos principais veículos de comunicação do Reino Unido quando me deparei com uma notícia super interessante. Decidi então compartilhar a pérola com você e explicar as expressões e palavras conforme surgem no texto.Club tells pensioner to break wind outside(Clube pede a pensionista para soltar puns do lado de fora)A retired [aposentado] bus driver who has drunk [que vem bebendo] in the same social club for 20 years has been told [foi solicitado] to step outside [a dar uma saidinha] when he breaks wind [soltar puns], because his flatulence is "disgusting" [causando nojo aos] other customers.Maurice Fox, 77, was handed a formal letter of warning [recebeu uma carta formal de aviso] from his club committee [do comitê do seu clube] after "several complaints" from patrons [após "várias reclamações" dos membros].The widower has agreed to comply with the request [concordou em atender o pedido] but claims he received no verbal warning [notificação verbal] from staff at...
Intrebari si Raspunsuri despre ByREV
2007-12-05 13:19:00 Cu inarziere(cu scuze) de la Rares. Oamenii de care imi pasa cel mai mult: sotia, parintii si eu, in ordinea scrisa; Sunt mandru de mine pentru ca: “sunt mai smecher ca tine” asa aveam un slogan mai vechi. Am renuntat la el, acum ma cred mai ...
By: ByREV Blog-u
Teepunsch mit Gewürzen
2007-12-03 00:00:00 Teepunsch Rezept mit lecker Gewürzen ohne Alkohol Ein Teepunsch mit typischen Winter Gewürzen duftet nicht nur herrlich, er wärmt von innen und verschafft eine wohlige Atmosphäre zum Wohlfühlen! Egal ob mit oder ohne Alkohol zubereitet, ein Teepunsch ist ein ideales Wintergetränk! Die typischen Wintergewürze wie Zimt und Nelken verleihen dem Teepunsch ein wunderbares würziges Aroma! Einkaufsliste: Losen schwarzen ...
Intrebarea la care toti au raspuns
2007-12-02 23:49:00 Cine este STIG de la TOP GEAR ? Cine se ascunde in spatele numelui STIG? Damon Hill ? Perry McCarthy Michael Schumacher Add an Answer View Results Technorati Tags: cine este, stig, top gear
By: Cititul e gratis
2 funny puns
2007-12-01 23:34:00 Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So ? the one flies over and the other one swims through-which one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because ?Da oily boid gets da woim.?There was a man who entered a local paper?s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
By: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Intrebari si Raspunsuri
2007-11-16 18:07:00 Marimea conteza ? Nu conteaza cat de mare o ai ci conteaza cum i-o dai. Cat de mare o ai ? Nu te uita ca te faci de rusine si fi sigur ca exista unul care o are mai mare decat a ta. Oul sau gaina ? Intrebare: Ce a fost mai intai : Oul sau Gaina ? Raspuns...
By: ByREV Blog-u
Fun With Puns
2007-10-25 01:30:00 The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.Pay your exorcist or you'll get repossessed.Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents.She had a photographic memory but it was never developed.We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.Circus lions won't eat clowns because they taste funny.The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.Be true to your teeth or they'll be false to you.The dead batteries were given out free of charge.A dyslexic man walks into a bra.Image from The Flabbergasted Philosopher (puns too!). Other puns at Learning the Glad Surrender, Joshua.com, and Pun of the Day. For the backstory on why I'm doing this, read my previous post, I Can Learn To Be Funny?©2007 P.L. Frederick. All rights reserved worldwide.
By: Small and Big
Lionsgate Release Confirms The Punsher 2 Details
2007-08-12 02:46:00 Any fans of The Punisher in the house? We thought the first one was alright, but mediocre. So here?s hoping the sequel and a re-casting of the lead will improve things! A new press release from Lionsgate this morning confirms that The Punisher 2 will be directed by Lexi Alexander, will star Ray Stevenson and will ...
Răspuns
2007-08-03 07:00:00 Uite, vezi? Ceruri, stele, munÅ£i ÅŸi oameni… Aruncă-te! Åži am deschis Scriptura.
Thunderbirds are go (and other puns too delicious to ignore)
2007-06-20 23:43:00 That’s right, I decided last night to install the Mozilla email client Thunderbird for reasons that I can’t fully explain or understand myself. I asked the question over at QYDJ is it stupid to abandon Outlook when I have a fully licensed copy already bundled on my PC? Am I just making life ...
Traffic Report on the ones - random silly puns and stuff
2007-05-18 00:21:00 A stalled bar on the corner of West 86th and Lexington is creating less congestion around the surrounding urinals. We advise seizing this opportunity for unloading (no dumping) at the urinals - A standing only zone, no parking allowed. Becareful not to cut anyone or anything off while zipping up. No blow drying in the ...
Sandwich, Under ? We Need New Puns.
2007-05-12 03:00:00 While I spend some time getting my head around what I think is a brilliant article by a brilliant guy, I want to gush for a second. I love Tim Wakefield. Rany Jazayerli’s not the only guy around the office who’s a sucker for a knuckleballer. I was the one egging him on when he suggested picking Charlie Zink for that ill-fated prospect listing. But watching Wakefield’s gem today reminded me just how much fun a knuckler can be. When he’s on, Wakefield sends batters back to the dugout muttering. You see this occasionally with new guys, guys a hitter hasn’t seen before, like Ryan Howard after Tim Lincecum befuddled him with a curve-heat-HEAT sequence. But while a good hitter can answer (as Howard did with that bomb the next time he faced Lincecum), a good knuckler can only beat himself. The Jays have seen Wakefield I don’t know how many times (Retrosheet, help!) and still haven’t figured him out. Guess what? They won’t. When he’s on,...
By: The RotoFeed
Law enforcement puns
2007-03-18 00:00:00 A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.
By: The Donut Shoppe
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