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To ALL of my Low Class Redneck friends.
2008-06-15 07:25:00 We have been called REDNECK, BEER DRINKING, NASCAR LOVING, BACK WOODS, HILLBILLY, PORCH SITTING, GUN TOTING, CRACKERS, DAMNED-FOOL, CRACKER AIRHEAD, FAT-ASSED MURDERING NAZIS and RACISTS simply because WE want to stand up for America while there is still an America to stand up FOR. And to those accusations I say: IF my standing up for America makes ...
By: TexasFred's
Redneck 4 Wheeler
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[Silly] Like a redneck with a stimulus check at Wal-Mart, Canada blows its
2008-06-06 01:32:00 National Post
Avoid Massive Traffic The Japanese Redneck Way
2008-05-28 22:49:00 Wait to see what comes around the loop...
My Favorite Redneck
2008-05-28 18:21:00 One of my favoritest bloggers/human beings is Mr. Robert Bourne of Robert's Road, whom I have affectionately dubbed Crusty because of his claims to be a "Crusty Ol' Truck Drivin' Redneck." Perhaps he... ...oh...excuse me...if you'd like to read the rest of this exciting globe-trotting adventure (& see the titillating pictures)...you'll need to visit my blog...so please scroll up to the TOP of this page & click on "OLGA, THE TRAVELING BRA"....see ya over there! Ta-Ta! (for now!) ~love, Olga, the Traveling Bra
Have You Ever Seen A Redneck Pacifier?
2008-05-25 07:16:00 Taking Billy Bob Teeth t the limit! I don’t know if I can talk my wife into buying a Redneck Pacifier for Kaden, our new daughter. Have you ever seen anything like this before? Thank You so much for coming up on The Porch, please come back soon! Tags: Pacifier, Billy+Bob, Teeth, Redneck Share This
Redneck Home School
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Gallery: Redneck Swimming Pools
2008-05-22 00:00:00 By Jen Dunnaway Editor Rob tells me that the "redneck swimming pool" gag is a total cliché , but I have to say I never knew that filling your tarp-lined pickup bed with water was actually that widespread a practice...
By: CarDomain Blog
Redneck Rally Car
2008-05-21 00:00:00 By Rob Einaudi Editor-in-Chief Check out Justin's cool CRX dirt track racer. He picked the car up for $100 and has invested another $1000 to make it race ready. Mods include a Corbeau Baja SS seat, RCI 5 gallon fuel...
By: CarDomain Blog
Redneck Slingshot
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A whopping 15 people turn out to protest redneck bar selling Obama monkey s
2008-05-14 23:57:00 Marietta bar owner Mike Norman says the T-shirts he’s peddling, featuring a look-a-like of cartoon chimp Curious George peeling a banana, with Obama in ‘08 underneath, are not meant to offend. Norman acknowledged the imagery’s Jim Crow roots but said he sees nothing wrong with depicting a prominent African-American as a monkey Oh great when I ...
Redneck Seafood
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Redneck in Labor
2008-05-11 08:02:00 Back in the woods, a redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.” Soon a ...
Redneck Home Schoolin?
2008-05-10 15:20:00 It seems more and more these days that Home Schooling is becoming even more popular. My wife and I have several friends that either have children at home in school, or at least have tried it for a year or so and found it really wasn?t for them. I know for my wife and I, we haven?t ...
Redneck Highrise!
2008-04-21 15:15:00 Sometimes it is just so Dawg Gone hard to find a level spot for your new home! Country Boyâs know how to Get Râ Done! No this was not taken in the North Georgia MountainsâŚor at least it wasnât taken by me! I was however looking through the Northeast Georgia MLS the other day and found a Mobile Home on a poured foundation, havenât ever seen that before! If you are looking for a Redneck HighriseâŚâŚI am not the Realtor for you, however if you are looking for great investment opportunities or just a nice vacation home in the North Georgia Mountains, please call me at 706.633.8186 or you can email me at ChadL@KW.com. Make it a GREAT day! Tags: Redneck, Highrise, Saturday, Fun Share This
REDNECK ART made with BBQ RIBS
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REDNECK EVANGELISM?
2008-04-19 16:52:00 There are plenty of bad church signs out there, but this "Get'r Done" sign made me laugh. I also like this one and this one! This is not a church sign but I fell over in the floor laughing when I saw this one.Have you seen any funny signs or bumper stickers?
By: Trey Morgan.net
NY Times Attacks Redneck States Over Execution Ruling
2008-04-17 14:03:00 Apparently, in Grey Lady Land, it is only Southern States which actually execute people for crimes Executions in Texas, Alabama and other Southern states with large death rows are likely to resume shortly in the wake of the Supreme Court?s decision Wednesday upholding Kentucky?s method of putting condemned prisoners to death. But the fractured decision may actually ...
By: Pirate's Cove
Farrelly Brother’s New Comedy To Be Redneck Action-Adventure
2008-04-16 05:20:00 The Farrelly Brothers broke into the comedy movie scene back in the early 1990s with ‘Dumb and Dumber’ and quickly followed it up with ‘Kingpin.’ Both of those movies are two of my favorite comedies of all time. They never get old to me and I could watch them over and over. But if you ask me, their talent ran out shortly after ‘There’s Something About Mary’ graced our eyeballs. Sure, they directed ‘Osmosis Jones’ which was pretty good, but that’s the last movie from the Farrelly Brothers that I was able to sit through (thanks to Bill Murray). Variety is reporting that Fox has purchased a script from Mike Arnold and Chris Poole called ‘Beaujolais’ and expects the Farrelly Brothers to produce and possibly direct. The comedy is described as “redneck action-adventure with a protagonist along the lines of Austin Powers or Ace Ventura.” I have posted the trailer for ‘Osmosis Jones’ below for yo...
By: If It's Movies
Redneck Driver's License Application
2008-04-06 09:03:00 Pleeze compleet this application, best ya can.Last name: _______________First name:[_] Billy-Bob[_] Billy-Joe[_] Billy-Ray[_] Billy-Sue[_] Billy-Mae[_] Billy-Jack[_] Badd-Teddy Bob[_] Bobby-Sue[_] Bobby-Jo[_] Bobby-Ann[_] Bobby-Lee[_] Bobby-Ellen[_] Bobby-BethAge: ____ (if unsure, guess)Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]NoneShoe Size: ____ Left____ RightOccupation:[_] Farmer[_] Hair Dresser[_] Un-employed[_] Mechanic[_] Waitress[_] Dirty PoliticianSpouse's Name: _____________________________2n-d Spouse's Name: __________________________3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________Lover-'s Name: ______________________________2-nd Lover's Name: ___________________________Rela-tionship with spouse:[_] Sister[_] Brother[_] Mother[_] Father[_] Cousin[_] Aunt[_] Uncle[_] Son[_] Daughter[_] PetNumber of children living in household: ___Number of children living in shed: ___Number of children that are yours: ___Mother's Name: ______________________ (Relation__________)Father's Name: ____________________...
By: Comedy Plus
Redneck Jokes
2008-04-03 06:12:00 At one time, I thought I was an expert on what was redneck and what wasn’t. I was sadly mistaken. The more I hang out on the internet (and that’s a lot), the more I find that things I considered normal human behavior are considered redneck to folks who don’t live in the middle of it. I won’t give any examples right now, because it’s still a bit embarassing. Not that I’m embarassed to hold the redneck label... that kinda comes with the territory. I was born into the territory, you know. But I’m a bit embarassed to get my education from outsiders on the fine art of, um, “rednecking”. I reckon that’s about the most direct thing you could call it. Redneck Hunter Safety The Justice League of Appalachia. Vialators will be dealt with severely. (Thanks, kerry!) Redneck mailboxes. MESSAGE PARLOR An old Redneck woman in the West Virginia hills received a l...
By: Miss Cellania
Yuwie Videos | Redneck Brook-funny kids
2008-03-24 19:23:00 You might be a redneck girl....little Brook has been mudding a time or two! Cute kids Brook and Brandon,Florida,funnyread more | digg story
RedNeck BirthControl
2008-03-20 16:57:00 "I Told you Stop that Wid yous Sis....Maybe this will stop yous!!!) Not Only is this a Red Neck Birth Control this is a Red Neck Brazil Wax Job....Yuk, Yuk!
By: Make Funnies
Some might call it underwear... others call it a Redneck Tank Top
2008-03-18 12:57:00 They say we're headin' straight for a recession. Some say we are already in one. If this womans top is any indication, I'd say we must already be there. If she's resorted to recycling her husbands tighty whiteys (or in this case blue) by cuttin' out the streaks and wearing them on her back... well, I guess it must be so. We must be in a recession alrighty.
You Might Be A Redneck...
2008-03-09 16:00:00 If you fail to see the humor...This would definitely keep the Jehovah's Witness Away You've Glock Mail...What would YOU do if YOU won the lottery?At least there aren't any yellow armpit stains...
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Redneck Tree Swing
2008-03-09 05:28:00 Added: 2008-03-07 18:09:51 And you thought that love seat was trash.
The Redneck Rollercoaster
2008-03-05 07:21:00 This video shows us how to build what is known as ?The Redneck Rollercoaster?. I would love to meet the idiots that ride this disaster waiting to happen.
By: Attuworld
Toronto Bloggers Sure Do Love Redneck Mommy!
2008-02-25 01:35:00 Youâd think when fifteen bloggers get together for cocktails, the conversations would be just as penetrating, thoughtful, and articulate as our online discussions. In reality, there is a whole lotta boob-grabbing, smooching, and fondling Redneck Mommy. Girl, just you wait âtil we get our hands on the real thing! But seriously, I do hazily recall a lot of interesting conversation. And I had a
By: Metro Mama
Redneck Road-Surfing
2008-02-21 00:00:00 By Jen Editor Watch these maniacs put their own personal spin on the term "tow truck." The situation gets a little serious after the guy getting pulled nearly slams into a telephone pole, but I get the feeling they're not...
By: CarDomain Blog
T-shirtOutlet
2008-02-19 06:30:00 T-shirtOutlet The T-shirt Outlet is your online source for hip, hilarious novelty tees and gifts. Whether you are looking for sharp, sarcastic t-shirt slogans, silly slapstick graphic tees, or offensive t-shirts so funny they?re downright obscene, you?re sure to find funny t-shirts to suit any sense of humor when you shop our diverse collection of novelty t-shirt designs. The T-shirt Outlet really does have something for everyone.Shop our Computer T-shirt section for clever, geek-chic novelty tees to humor your favorite nerd. Search our Rude T-shirt selection for wickedly offensive t-shirt slogans that let the whole world know exactly what?s on your mind. Our Sexual T-shirt collection offers deliciously naughty adult novelty tees for the fashionable player.Funny Sayings, Humorous Slogan's and Offensive T-Shirts All At The Tshirt OutletAnd you?ll discover more great gift ideas to please any personality when you check out our choice selection of novelty coffee mugs, mouse pads and do...
Pensacola Real Estate News: Redneck Ingenuity Makes Home Inspections A Must
2008-02-18 04:15:00 As a Pensacola real estate agent, I always recommend home inspections for my buyers (and sellers too). Most homes have the typical issues that agents and inspectors see often enough, but sometimes unusual “modifications” are encountered. And rednecks are especially good at creative modifications. Many people don’t think of Florida as having a lot of rednecks, but Pensacola is often jokingly referred to as LA (Lower Alabama). When I grew up in Pensacola it was a much smaller town than it is now. The east side of town generally consisted of families with higher incomes and children that drove the better cars, i.e. not old pick up trucks. The west side of town was considered the more redneck area. The west side crowd used to regularly congregate at large parking lots on Perdido Key and throw some pretty wild parties. There were plenty of good ole boy fights, either over the women, or just drunks fighting for the fun of it. Many of the pickup trucks would be loaded...
Redneck Engineering Exam
2008-02-17 06:31:00 This subject hits close to home. Around here, the main industries are the stripping of our natural resources, logs and coal. The manufacturing sector has gone from moonshine to marijuana to methamphetamine. I know from whence I speak, because I have a bathtub on my front porch and a litter of puppies underneath. Redneck Power Windows (via Bits and Pieces) OK, we need to set the mood for the test. Watch this squirrel and penguin to get the tune stuck in your head. Redneck Engineering Exam 1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? a) '66 Ford Fairlane b) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle c) '64 Pontiac GTO 3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product? 4. A pulpwood cutter has chain saw that operates at 2700 r...
By: Miss Cellania
A Redneck Success Story: How Bucky Made it to the Big Time! | Redneck Bar
2008-02-04 22:28:00 For years people around the world have been dying to find out more about this enigmatic character. Bucky the Beaver, redneck icon and role model, is known5 Zoom(s)
Saturday Night Redneck
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By: Pirate's Cove
Redneck Power Windows Video
2008-01-22 19:00:00 “You ever notice how winding your window down by hand makes you look lower to middle class”. SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Redneck Power Windows Video", url: "http://videospills.com/redneck--power-windows-video" });
By: VideoSpills.com
Redneck humor in Colorado about Obama stuns crowd. Snoop wonders why?
2008-01-17 17:25:00 I am not a racist, I just play one in front of large white audiences (link) A Greeley businessman apologized Wednesday after a joke about Illinois Sen. Barack Obama fell flat during the National Western Stock Show’s annual Citizen of the West banquet.William R. Farr was pretending to read telegrams congratulating this year’s award recipient, University ...
Redneck recycling
2008-01-14 14:05:00 Okay, so maybe I’m not the most environmentally-conscious guy around, but I do try to use recycled material and make use of the recycling bin when I think of it. (Hey, I even re-use the bubble-wrap from my online purchases?Yah me!) I read an article in today?s Oregonian about how China has banned “free plastic shopping-bags” ...
A Post Format So Simple Even A Redneck Can Do It
2008-01-10 18:32:00 Billy Bob’s Bad MLS Photos of da day They say imitation is the highest form of flattery… Bookmark this article:
Redneck and City Boy make Moonshine
2008-01-10 01:30:00 A redneck and a city boy were caught in Kentucky for making and selling bad moonshine. The law decided to hang them off the middle of the Ohio Bridge. They tied the rope around the city guys neck and said, "Do you have any last words?" He said, "No." They threw him off the bridge, but the rope was too long. He removed the rope from his neck and swam to the Ohio side of the river. Then they tied the same rope around the redneck's neck and said, "Do you have any last words to say?" He said, "Yep, youins shorten up that thare rope boys 'cause I can't swim."
Dr. Phil is a Redneck
2008-01-09 22:29:00 Well, this is why the white trash Spears family asked for Dr. Phil's help. He's a redneck! Too bad they got rid of him claimed that he was just profiting off of Britney Spears' mental illness. Look's like Dr. Phil is the one full of crap.
By: Ordinary Stars
Redneck Night Before Christmas
2007-12-25 00:55:00 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shack, Not a thing was a movin', from the front to the back, The kids were in bed, I believe we had nine, The wife in her curlers, was lookin' real fine. A cold wind was blowin', up the holler it moaned, All seven dogs on the porch howled and groaned. The boys were all dreamin' of weapons and guns, For killin' God's creatures, there's no better fun. The girls in their feminine dreams were attuned, To getting those gallons of Walmart perfume. The wife wanted jewelry, like rings with big rocks, I wanted my Chevy, down off the blocks. Then in the yard, such a noise did commence, Like something was caught, in the barb-wire fence. I ran to the window, and saw pretty quick, The man makin' the racket, was Good Ole' St. Nick. He climbed on the roof, with his bag full of goodies, He backed down the fireplace, all dirty and sooty. He turned toward the tree, His eyes all aglow, He was a Southern boy, from his he...
Redneck Vacation - Joke of the Day
2007-12-22 01:46:00 Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different! The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went ...
Redneck Ambulance Crews
2007-12-21 07:37:00 This first video should never happen, but it did. The incident took place in Ankara, Turkey, and the ambulance crew blamed the ambulance doors for not operating properly. The second video is absolutely shocking. How could anyone perform that way on a job where someoneâs life is at risk? It is truly unbelievable. I believe that the language being spoken is Russian. The first two videos are
By: McCafferty's Pub
We?re having a redneck Christmas
2007-12-21 06:49:00 I told you how we took Christmas photos in front of the Christmas tree and the fireplace. What I didn’t tell you was how sad our tree and fireplace are? Thankfully the kids are blocking them in all of the photos. I’m going to let you in on a little secret. That fireplace? It’s not real. ...
By: The Bean Blog
Redneck Window Washers
2007-12-19 08:01:00 Our first image portrays true dedication to keeping a neat and clean house, however, I would be scared to death if that were my mum out there on that ledge. How should one react to discovering that his mum exhibits behavior as redneck as venturing out onto narrow ledges above the hustle, bustle and din of the city anyway? Hey Seamus, I saw your mom out on the window ledge the other day. Is she
By: McCafferty's Pub
Flight of the Redneck!
2007-12-14 00:00:00 By John Editor I've watched this video like ten times, and I still can't believe how perfectly the jump went. With all the aggravating factors?beer, trees, stupidity?I was positive this stunt would end badly, but I guess stuff just clicks...
By: CarDomain Blog
Redneck Sets Himself on Fire
2007-12-13 00:33:00 The following video is of a redneck who actually sets himself on fire with the help of his so called âfriends,â a word used loosely in this context. When you are still at that immature age where you continue to make questionable decisions, it is probably a wise idea not to listen to your friends who are trying to convince you to set yourself on fire so they can video tape it. If you get a phone
By: McCafferty's Pub
Redneck Mercedes
2007-11-29 10:36:00 Leave it to a redneck to degrade a classic vehicle like a Mercedes simply to enable viewing the world sideways. The driver of this sedan gets to see what might have been if he had a yen to lean towards the southpaw in him. One usually tries not to look back where he has been simply to avoid second guessing himself. However, prudence demands that you do spend some time looking where you are going
By: McCafferty's Pub
Redneck Rest Room
2007-11-27 07:56:00 It is the redneck influence again. This is obviously not your ordinary restroom. It may be too clever to be labeled redneck, but it is definitely out of the ordinary. It is a very clever and totally original idea for a video, although it must have cost a few dollars to set it up. To have back to back rest rooms with glass in place of the mirror alone must have cost a bit. You could only do this
By: McCafferty's Pub
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