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Breaking: Sarah Palin Has Two Retarded Children!
2008-09-12 07:27:00 One has Down's Syndrome, and the other volunteered to go to Iraq.Haha!
By: Robert Lindsay
Unlike McCain, My Picks Aren't Retarded
2008-09-06 12:48:00 "Get Some"Dillweeds,No one but ME predicted an outright UTAH win---NO ONE!!. Not only did I predict it I called it my Pick of the Week!!!! That's how I do it.1.) Ohio at Ohio State (-34)There are a 125 roster spots on a NCAA Division 1 College Football team and in Ohio University's case all of them will be going pro in something other than sports. In the case of "The Ohio State University" most of them will either be going pro in sports or end up in the state pen after the run afoul of both the law and the Russian mafia.I hate laying points but there is no way and no talent for Ohio to stop the Buckeyes at home. This is a going to be a blowout the only way I don't cover is if Ohio manages to squeak in a score in garbage time.Polish X: Ohio 14 /OSU 49Robnosticator's Pick: The Ohio State University -34 (1 Pierogi)2.)Northwestern (-6.5) at DukeThis is a lock and almost was my pick of the week. The Cats manhandled Syracuse last week by putting up 30 points and only allowing 10. Duke...
McCain picking Palin was pure Win, Hillary supporters are Retarded
2008-08-30 11:38:00 Quick post before I head off and fall asleep to The Wire. I was reading around the net today and came across this forum which pretty much validated the thoughts I had when Vir first posted the... Hi, want more? Visit http://starfeeder.com for more StarCraft 2 news, rumors, videos, contests & more!
UFC: "Freddy Got Fingered" - Are We That Retarded?
2008-05-12 21:17:00 “Freddy Got Fingered” Directed by Tom Green [November 2000: Conference Room – Tom Green, Man #1, and Man #2 are sitting at a table.] Man #1: Hey Tom. Man #2: Hey Tom. Tom Green: Hello Man #1, Man #2. Man #1: Tom, I just can’t BELIEVE the success from your last movie. What was it called again? Tom Green: Oh, THAT one. Umm… something like “Trippy Road Trip.” Man #1: Ah, yes. THAT one.
By: FilmArcade.net
Mariah Carey: I'm not retarded, there's a prenup
2008-05-06 09:00:00 Prenuptial agreements are a gift from God. Basically, they let you try out this crazy marriage thing then sober up, realize you made a gigantic mistake and still keep all your cash. They're greeaat! So great, in fact, that Mariah Carey made sure to have one in place before eloping with Nick Cannon, according to FOX News: Mariah...
Retarded Policeman (Episode 9: Boobs!)
2008-04-25 08:04:00 See this video in HIGH QUALITY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WNDlf6hA6TY&fmt=18Before you leave mean comments, just know that our friend Ponce (the Cop) is an awesome and talented young dude who loves performing and making light of his Down syndrome. He’s a smart and funny guy, and has complete awareness of his actions and decisions. And we all had an awesome time shooting “Retarded Policeman!”THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING!Check out Ponce’s Video Response:http://www.youtube.com-/watch?v=rYnnT7QMDe8And also Scott Perry’s videos starring Ponce here:http://www.youtube.com/the-saptubeAlso, we’re now gladly accepting Donations if you wish to contribute toward equipment and future productions. A minimum $5 donation gets your name and URL link at MediocreFilms.com. Visit here if interested, thanks!http://www.mediocrefilms-.com/donate.htmldirected & edited by Greg Bensonwritten by Greg Bensonstarring Josh “The Ponceman” Perrywith Heather Provo...
Moronic dolts at MoveOn retarded definition of “hurting the country”
2008-04-18 17:42:00 From the people that brought you this tasteless crap ad! Yes, it’s true. The left-wing anti-patriots at MoveOn.org, who didn’t think twice about handing jihadists potent ammunition the day before the sixth anniversary of 9/11 with their despicable attack on Gen. Petraeus, are now worried about actions that “hurt the country.”Dangerous, perilous, damaging, harmful actions…like having ...
[Hero] Ohio Supreme Court rules against execution of mentally retarded kill
2008-04-09 23:31:00 (Columbus Dispatch)
World?s most retarded sport - cactus diving
2008-04-04 00:00:00 Cactus diving is the latest in a long line of retarded sports, and simply requires a patch of cactus and the desire to be completely retarded.Sure there are tons of retarded sports out there like curling, speed-walking, one-man wrestling, and of course the special olympics all qualify but this is ...
By: RetardZone
Apparently being a retarded negro, racist, Anti-American, Jew hating, Garli
2008-03-28 02:35:00 Found this on Gateway Pundit Being an anti-American racist minister has its perks. Rev. Jeremiah Wright is about to roost in a 10,340 square foor $1.6 million dollar home. FOX News reported: FOX News has uncovered documents that indicate Wright is about to move to a 10,340-square-foot, four-bedroom home in suburban Chicago, currently under construction in a gated community. While ...
William’s sisters retarded dad claims past tennis champs were white trash
2008-03-21 16:45:00 INDIAN WELLS, Calif. (AP) — WTA head Larry Scott said Thursday that he strongly disagrees with comments made by Richard Williams, father of Serena and Venus, regarding racism on the women’s tour.Saying he was disappointed by Williams’ recent remarks during an interview in India, Scott said in a statement: “The Tour has a zero tolerance ...
Retarded Policeman (Episode 7)
2008-03-21 13:03:00 See this video in HIGH QUALITY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_8ibV8dVuto&fmt=18Before you leave mean comments, just know that our friend Ponce (the Cop) is an awesome and talented young dude who loves performing and making light of his Down syndrome. He’s a smart and funny guy, and has complete awareness of his actions and decisions. And we all had an awesome time shooting “Retarded Policeman!”THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING!Check out Ponce’s Video Response:http://www.youtube.com-/watch?v=rYnnT7QMDe8And also Scott Perry’s videos starring Ponce here:http://www.youtube.com/the-saptubeSpecial thanks to Cory “Mr. Safety” Williams:http://www.youtube.com-/smpfilmsAlso, we’re now gladly accepting Donations if you wish to contribute toward equipment and future productions. A minimum $5 donation gets your name and URL link at MediocreFilms.com. Visit here if interested, thanks!http://www.mediocrefilms-.com/donate.htmldirected & edited by Greg Bens...
My Retarded Kin
2008-03-17 22:44:00 My brother has never played with other children. There is no one his age to associate with or strike with blocks. He lives vicariously through a cartoon sponge. His involvement in the world is limited to brief chats with a sneeringly morose clan of immigrants. He seems like a prime candidate for social awkwardness or a learning deficiency, although I'm not terribly concerned since I have low expectations for him. As long as he avoids a jail cell or drug den, he will have bettered the family's social standing.He practically feasts on markers--not the most salubrious item on a grocery list. Toxic chemicals have yet to outsell broccoli at my local produce aisle.I once read that TV viewing prior to age one will ultimately diminish a child's intelligence and foster crippled social skills. If I abduct someone and violently compel them to procreate with me, my kids will not be introduced to television until they reach second grade. By second grade, it will help foster ties with the idio...
By: Oxalic
Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
2008-03-02 17:42:00 Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special. --- Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. What's the story this time, Jones? he asked sarcastically. Let's hear a good excuse for a change. Jones sighed, Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes. You'll have to do better than that, Jones, said the boss, obviously disappointed. No woman can get ready in ten minutes. --- Top 100 Website Awards: Nr1 - Countrylinks.biz The World of all countries A to Z ---<--{(@ Love Stories from all countries A - Z ---<--{(@ Visit Sw...
Were Baghdad's Female Suicide Bombers Mentally Retarded?
2008-02-03 01:40:00 by Walter C. Uhler On February 1, 2008, two female suicide bombers killed some 91 people and wounded another 150 at Baghdad pet markets. The two coordinated explosions marked the bloodiest day in the Iraqi capital during the past six months. Coming on the heels of increased U.S. military deaths in Iraq in January, after four months of declines, the bombings raised new doubts about the wild-eyed claims made by President Bush and Republican presidential candidate, John McCain, that the surge is working and the U.S. is winning in Iraq. But, almost immediately, Iraq's chief military spokesman in Baghdad claimed that the female bombers appeared to be mentally retarded. Allegedly, an examination of the severed head of one of the bombers led to the conclusion that she suffered from Downs Syndrome. In addition, some Baghdad locals were reported to have claimed that the bomber was known as "the crazy lady." Such reports, if correct, would lend substance to the a...
Were Baghdad's Female Suicide Bombers Mentally Retarded?
2008-02-03 01:40:00 by Walter C. Uhler On February 1, 2008, two female suicide bombers killed some 91 people and wounded another 150 at Baghdad pet markets. The two coordinated explosions marked the bloodiest day in the Iraqi capital during the past six months. Coming on the heels of increased U.S. military deaths in Iraq in January, after four months of declines, the bombings raised new doubts about the wild-eyed claims made by President Bush and Republican presidential candidate, John McCain, that the surge is working and the U.S. is winning in Iraq. But, almost immediately, Iraq's chief military spokesman in Baghdad claimed that the female bombers appeared to be mentally retarded. Allegedly, an examination of the severed head of one of the bombers led to the conclusion that she suffered from Downs Syndrome. In addition, some Baghdad locals were reported to have claimed that the bomber was known as "the crazy lady." Such reports, if correct, would lend substance to the a...
Mentally Retarded Women Used by Al-Qaida in Baghdad Bombings
2008-02-02 21:54:00 While well-intentioned Americans continue to argue over the morality of using the interrogation technique of waterboarding even in rare circumstances against some of the worst beings to ever walk upright on the planet, al-Qaida in Iraq continues to find new ways of plumbing the depths of human depravity in its bid to prevent Iraqis from ...
And now they are using the Retarded..
2008-02-01 23:59:00 Lots of stuff in the news that might be terrorism. An attack near the Israeli Embassy in the Mauritania kills three people sitting in a nearby restaurant. Nope, it’s not that they were the gang that couldn’t shoot straight, it was that those in the restaurant wouldn’t shoot back and it gave them time to run ...
Mitch Fatel Retarded?
2008-01-28 02:26:00 Mitch Fatel Retarded? This guy is a stand-up comedian that has been doing stand up comedy since he was 15. He has a regular performing gig at the Comedy Cellar. So what is the Mitch Fatel Retarded stuff all about. Well we are not quite sure either, but we do know that it is making some ...
By: TheNewsLeak
Retarded criminals bungle iPhone burglary
2008-01-26 07:29:00 Everyone wants an iPhone, right? No? Well, it’s a a hot-selling handset for sure - a tempting mark for wannabe crooks looking to turn a quick buck. Following on that other idiotic criminal venture that was caught on tape (okay, it’s wasn’t literally a tape, but rather a digital recording), two retarded New York truck ...
Are Creationists retarded? No?
2008-01-23 22:08:00 (Originally from Family Guy; Online Source: De Rerum Natura)
1st Man Made Genome or First synthetic genome spells disaster
2008-01-20 22:03:00 In the event you haven’t could this in the news… Scientists have built the first synthetic genome by stringing together 147 pages of letters representing the building blocks of DNA. via: http://www.wired.com/science/di-scoveries/news/2008/01/syntheti-c_genome
By: macewan
Clay Aiken is Retro Retarded
2008-01-18 21:50:00 Actually, Clay Aiken is probably a lot of things...especially judging by this photo (Willy Wonka called...he wants his St. Patty's Day costume back)...but let's just be polite and say that "retro pop culture genius" is not one of them. Aiken, who is set to make his debut tonight on Broadway in the musical Spamalot, recently revealed to Newsweek that he had no idea what...or "who" Monty Python was. "I thought Monty Python was a person until three months ago," Aiken told Newsweek. I love it when young uns' don't know a thing about past pop culture. Aiken sang "Mack the Knife" on American Idol, so I'm disappointed in him. C'mon, Clay, get with the program! I'm 35 but I know who Senior Wences is! S'alright!
By: Go Retro
FTC Goes Retarded for Google
2008-01-06 18:30:00 Federal Trade Commission Closes Google/DoubleClick InvestigationThe Federal Trade Commission today announced that it will not seek to block Google Inc.?s proposed $3.1 billion acquisition of Internet advertising server DoubleClick Inc. In a 4-1 vote to close its eight-month investigation of the transaction, the Commission wrote in its majority statement that ?after carefully reviewing the evidence, ...
By: macewan
Retarded and Homeless not enough to get Hillary Clinton Iowa Win
2008-01-04 23:15:00 Despite the desperate rush of the Clinton campaign to bribe and in some cases sexually satisfying retarded and homeless voters, Hillary finishes a sad sad third. "We hired prostitutes, handed out cigarettes and booze, and even hand fed baby ruth bars to the retards who have to be chained up, and still couldn't beat Obama, or even Edwards" said an unnamed exhausted Clinton staffer. First Black President Bill Clinton always got the retard vote and was left speechless when his wife failed to rally the troops. Chelsea Clinton who herself is slightly retarded was also sorely disappointed "My people let my Mom down, Chelsea feel very bad now."
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Retarded Football Fans Blame Bad Game On Jessica Simpson
2007-12-25 16:27:00 Oh yes, it’s true. Tony Romo suffered in the “worst game of his career” last week, and his fans believe that it is because his new girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, is distracting him. Gee, that’s mature. Not only are they making outrageous claims about her mere presence, they’re also distributing masks of her face. From People: “Jessica ...
Psp Is Retarded
2007-12-07 02:23:00 I pulled the battery out when it was installing an update, and now the green light comes on but no screen or anything. I've tried everything, but nothing works. Please help me!!!!!
By: Fixya.com
Classified Al Qaeda tapes released, proving jihad is retarded
2007-12-07 00:00:00 With many of it's experienced leaders captured or killed Al Qaeda is facing a shortage of experienced terrorists. Happily many of the more intelligent ones have either been taken out or have decided the risks simply outweigh the rewards. Or maybe it was simply the rumor that there ...
By: RetardZone
If Evil Knievel was a drunk semi retarded college student
2007-11-10 00:00:00 Some things in life are totally senseless in life children suffering, labels on electric devices warning not to place in water, and anything starring Paulie Shore. Fortunately there are the brave among us willing to take any risk, reach for the stars, thrill a crowd or simply ride a bicycle ...
By: RetardZone
Japanese make retarded concept cars
2007-11-10 00:00:00 Far be it from me to make fun of a country whose currency isn't losing value faster than Britney Spears loses weight between fat binges. American cars are riding the slow bus when compared to the Japanese auto industry as well, so when I see these concept cars it ...
By: RetardZone
Britney Spears is officially retarded/handicapped
2007-11-10 00:00:00 Mother of the year and professional lip syncer Britney Spears is now handicapped. Or at least that's where she's parking - so she is either illegally parking or officially on the dating radar for retardzone. She was getting a tan so that does count as an emergency. Nice parking ...
By: RetardZone
Britney Spears Is Retarded
2007-11-05 23:49:00 The pop star may be keeping secrets. Is there a reason why she would park in a disabled spot if she wasn't mentally disabled? You decide.I have no clue what is going on with this bitch. Britney can't park somewhere else and walk a few yards to go tan? She should be more concerned with her unraveling weaves than how quickly she can get orange anyway.For more daily new posts visit www.poponthepop.com
By: Pop On The Pop
Retarded Halloween office party
2007-11-03 00:00:00 This year's first annual retardzone staff Halloween celebration was appropriately retarded. Although Halloween is now being banned in some school districts where it offends Muslims it is quite literally the last politically correct holiday remaining. I did my best to set this one last acceptable holiday back to getting ...
By: RetardZone
Retarded….
2007-11-02 12:31:00 Just wrote a long blog and it's not showing up for some reason… So that's retarded… I'll write something better later ^^'
Family forces retarded man to blame murder on video game
2007-10-26 02:09:00 In Akron, Ohio, a man was sentenced to life in prison for the beating death of an 18-month-old child after his family reportedly manipulated his retarded brother to take the blame because of a tampered video game. According to police, Archie Wooden, 20, originally stated that he beat the toddler. However, his story changed dramatically, eventually blaming the death on Jarel Wooden, his mentally retarded brother. At trial, Jarel testified that the toddler was tampering with a video game that he was playing. He said that he became angry and began shoving the 18-month-old to the ground several times. However, social workers said Jarel gave them conflicting reports and they believed that his family was manipulating him to save his older brother. On the heels of the prosecution's argument that Wooden killed the child out of rage at the baby's mother, a jury last week acquitted Wooden of aggravated murder, which could have carried a death sentence. However, Common...
23 retarded friends lowering the IQ of six billion
2007-10-26 00:00:00 Today while I was surfing the web when I really should have been working I found an utterly retarded site and decided it needed help. The '6 billion' people webpage only had 43 people on it so I decided to add myself 23 times. Now beyond the two ...
By: RetardZone
Gay or Retarded?
2007-10-19 17:28:00 A while ago, I stopped reading Details magazine....well...(by read, I mean skim through for pics of hot dudes)...because I was incredibly offended by their last page in which they bring in certain members of society and ask whether someone who looks like that is gay or not. This month, in hopes of making it seem like they're a sexually ambiguous magazine, they decided to compare heteros to homos. The comparison above reads..."One?s hot for the ladies, the other much prefers his fellow man. Whether he?s cruising the nearest glory hole or picking up the scent of a woman, this guy advances the Homo sapiens agenda: eating, sleeping, and tending to his inflamed nether regions. So get a grip on your manhood, because behind two great sexual orientations stands a great one-track mind."Ugh. They need to stop......unless they start doing celebrities. That'd be fun. My "favorite offensive edition" would have to be "Gay or Asian" -One cruises for chicken, the other takes it General Tso style....
Sprint?s Touch Jack: Retarded
2007-10-18 22:39:00 Ever since that nigga Steve Jobs got white folk to lose they mind with that iPhone bullshit, motherfuckers been steady looking for they own way to clutch Apple coat tails and basically trick niggas into thinking they shit worth buying. It seem like every goddamn company that ever sold a motherfucking jack or a ...
By: Nigga Know
?Crazy Bananas ? Like A Milk Shake!?
2007-09-28 20:20:00 Perez Hilton and this guy need to start a band. It’s be crazy bananas– like a milk shake. Check out Perez killing Funky Cold Medina. Team Kendra!
By: THE RAD REPORT
I am retarded.
2007-09-24 07:26:00 I am retarded. Yes, you heard me, retarded. No, I am not stupid. However, it appears that my “emotional intelligence” is below average. According to Queendom’s “scientifically validated” test I have an emotional IQ of 84. My “other” IQ is twice that. Does that make me a genius/retard hybrid? ...
By: Pigonastick!
Paris Hilton: ?Four Blonde Babies Rumours are Retarded?
2007-09-19 07:17:00 Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has blasted rumors that she?s planning to adopt four blonde babies as “retarded”. The socialite was planning to adopt the kids with ‘Entourage’ star Adrian Grenier, reports claimed. “Someone just said that I’m adopting four blonde babies. That’s retarded. No, I’m not,? Hilton said. “[Grenier and I are] totally just friends. We met ...
By: Celebrity News
Paris Hilton and Adrian Grenier: Babies, That?s retarded. No, I?m not
2007-09-17 17:12:00 Rumours have been flying around on the internet that Paris Hilton was said to be adopting four blonde babies but this is not true. Paris has rubbished reports she wants to travel the world to find disadvantaged children, who share her characteristics, who she can give a home to. Paris said that “People have said I’m adopting ...
By: Product Reviews
Paris Hilton: Adoption Stories ‘Retarded’
2007-09-17 12:01:00 Socialite Paris Hilton has dismissed reports she is planning to adopt four blonde babies, branding the rumors “retarded.” Read more!
By: Celebrity News
Paris Hilton Responds To Adopting Kids: ?That?s Retarded-No I?m Not?
2007-09-16 01:48:00 Paris Hilton has responded to the recent rumors of her adopting kids, saying, “That’s retarded. No I’m not,” reports PEOPLE. You’ll recall that just a few days ago, the rumor mill was claiming that Paris wanted to adopt four blonde babies. Paris was reported to have said that she wanted little mini versions of herself ...
Paris Hilton Responds To Adopting Kids: ?That?s Retarded-No I?m Not?
2007-09-16 01:48:00 Paris Hilton has responded to the recent rumors of her adopting kids, saying, “That’s retarded. No I’m not,” reports PEOPLE. You’ll recall that just a few days ago, the rumor mill was claiming that Paris wanted to adopt four blonde babies. Paris was reported to have said that she wanted little mini versions of herself - who she would raise to be the most famous women in the world. Well, thank God that rumor is false, but we always knew Paris wasn’t an Angelina Jolie! Paris also spoke to PEOPLE about another rumor - that she’s dating Adrian Grenier. Although she denied that she and Adrian were dating, she added that it was nice talking to someone on a deeper level. “We met a couple years ago [and] we’ve stayed friends. He’s been like kind of a mentor to me, teaching me about the environment and what I can do. I think it’s cool to talk to someone in L.A. who has more to talk about than all this artificial crap peo...
By: Rehab818
Britney Spears: Like it nice and slow or being retarded?
2007-09-10 21:53:00 It’s all over the news by now but no self-respected celebrityblog could go on without commenting.. In recent months an unravelling Britney Spears has very publicly poured out the whole spectrum of human emotions. So it will come as a surprise to many that her much-hyped return to show-business after rehab following a breakdown was ...
By: Klioreport
Our Retarded Democracy
2007-09-08 18:01:00 The speaker of the Lower House, Abdel-Hadi al Majali, advised Kuwaiti politicians to put on a legislative model similar to our two-house parliament in Kuwait , he said that such model could help the Kuwaiti democracy. After less than a day, Majali was fiercely attacked by many members of Kuwait's parliament, he was accused to interfere in Kuwait's internal affairs and one MP accused Majali to have converted the Kuwaiti democratic government into an "anti-costitutional, illegal and police government" , while other MPs criticized "Majali's intentions to arrest the development in Kuwait" . The cruelest declarations where from four MPs who said they are now afraid for the Kuwaiti democracy after the Majali's statements, the same MPs asked Majali to keep his advice for Jordan (? Jordan already has a Senate) and said the democracy in Jordan is retarded . By sure Majali is not the man I most like on the earth's surface, I have respect to all other countries and ...
By: Yugi's Blog
Miss South Carolina Teen USA On Her Maps Answer
2007-08-28 17:12:00 Miss South Carolina Teen USA Lauren Caitlin Upton (whew) is explaining her help the mapless video! You know, THIS ONE. Miss South Carolina says she can laugh at the whole thing in hindsight. She totally didn’t mean, and such, that US Americans and The Iraq, and such, need maps. Lauren explains: ?Everything did come at me ...
By: THE RAD REPORT
Miss Teen South Carolina Wants More Maps? To Save The South Africans, The A
2007-08-25 21:03:00 When did pagaent girls get so dumb! This is the most retarded thing I’ve ever seen. Miss South Carolina Lauren Caitlin was third runner-up in last night’s Miss Teen USA compitition. Holy shit! Please listen to her answer to why US Americans can’t find this country on a map: Hat tip: Dlisted
By: THE RAD REPORT
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