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NBC Immeltdown
2008-05-19 12:56:00 Keith Olbermann's four-year MSNBC-sponsored war against Bill O'Reilly lures the terrorists out of their cave.Howard Kurtz Wash Post: Bill O'Reilly, Fox News star, is mounting an extraordinary televised assault on the chief executive of General Electric, calling him a "pinhead" and a "despicable human being" who bears responsibility for the deaths of American soldiers in Iraq. On the surface, O'Reilly's charges revolve around GE's history of doing business with Iran. But the attacks grow out of an increasingly bitter feud between O'Reilly and the company's high-profile subsidiary, NBC, one that has triggered back-channel discussions involving News Corp. owner Rupert Murdoch, Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes, NBC chief executive Jeff Zucker and General Electric's CEO, Jeffrey Immelt. Ailes called Zucker on his cellphone last summer, clearly agitated over a slam against him by MSNBC host Keith Olbermann. According to sources familiar with the conversation, Ailes warned that if Ol...
By: Chickaboomer
Let's Spend The Night Together
2008-02-02 04:18:00 Taxpayers footing obscene hotel bills for presidential candidates. Holiday Inn mounts a clever campaign to lure travelers to their mite-infested bed linens by revealing how much they're spending at other hotels and how much they could've saved at Holiday Inn Express. [graphic BigHead DC] Yeah, and they coulda had a V-8.All those "No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night" quips from Mike Huckabee weren't true. He racked up 42 grand at OTHER hotels. $42,000? Where's he staying? No-Tel Motels with mirrored ceilings and the room's sexual shenanigans relived under ultraviolet light?
By: Chickaboomer
John Edwards & Rudy Guiliani Withdraw From Presidential Race
2008-01-30 18:27:00 After a hard fought battle, Democratic Candidate, John Edwards & Republican Candidate, Rudy Guiliani have dropped out of the race for the White House. These decisions will clear the way for Obama to make his stroll to the White House!VOTE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT!
By: Shameless Hype
Blown
2008-01-30 15:05:00 Rudy's packing it in today and throwing his support to John McCain. NYDN Now we hear John Edwards is kissing off his campaign today in Louisiana. If he does Hillary and Obama go head to head tomorrow in their first debate without the drag and Edwards gets to dangle himself before both. I'm so bummed about Rudy. I'd so looked forward to enhancing his candidacy with third wife "Queen Judi's" doll baby.
By: Chickaboomer
Judith Sticks It To Rupert
2008-01-26 15:47:00 Rupert Murdoch plugs psycho Judith Regan's deep throat with money. Lots of it. News Corp. caves in a big bucks settlement (nobody's talking about how much) to shut Regan's gaping maw and $100 mil lawsuit. The 2006 Murdoch-fired Princess of Pap (O.J.'s "If I Did It") claimed News Corp. "smeared" her after she retaliated by threatening to dish dirt on Rudy Guiliani spilled during her affair with married Rudy sidekick Bernard Kerik. NYDN
By: Chickaboomer
Sound Bites
2008-01-25 15:17:00 FTV Live posts this photo of clearly bombed ESPN TV anchorbabe Dana Jacobson's slutty, slurry appearance at that Mike Golic roast where she dropped the F word several times. "F*** Jesus." The LA Daily News ponders this as well as Golf Channel's Kelly "Lynch Tiger Woods" Tilghman: "So, is today's climate enough to have a chilling affect on other TV reporters who must now think twice about making any off-handed remarks, no matter what the context? "CNBC's hot biz babe Erin "Bush Is A Monkey" Burnett sent up by NYP Page Six for uttering s**t on the air. Miz Erin claims the writer put it in her script as a "play on words." WNYW Ch. 5 GM Lew Leone lets a lady entertainment reporter cut commercials. NYDN Tee Vee critic Richard Huff "She's not a newscaster, she's not a news correspondent. She's an entertainment correspondent," said Leone, who conceded she [Toni Senecal] is paid as part of the news division.A young Chicago TV anchor dies in a Wisconsin snowmobile accident. Emmy award...
By: Chickaboomer
Rudy Guiliani Campaign Official Says Rudy Is The Right Man To Fight “
2007-12-28 18:05:00 Yep, I couldn’t make this one up if I tried; H/T to Nicole Belle of Crooks and Liars): ” …(Rudy Giuliani has) the knowledge and judgment to attack one of the most difficult problems in current history. And that is the rise of the Muslims. And make no mistake about it, this hasn’t happened for a ...
Head Trips
2007-12-23 16:03:00 Vultures of misery - the media - are circling over Rudy Guiliani. ABC News Rudy's airplane "headache" that landed him in the hospital has the media speculating is his cancer back? NYDN Rudy hit the ground running in NH today.Jimi Hendrix: Are You Experienced? Hillary's shill Bill is making a huge mistake recalling the days of yesteryear when Hillary was "co-president" and touting her "experience." Frank Rich NYT Wash Post Bill's got it in his head that America is nostalgic for the drama that permeated his presidency. What he's not getting: the Hill/Bill dysfunction of yore is not resonating among voters. His self-serving motives of rewriting his "legacy" through a Hillary presidency is as transparent as jailbait Jamie Lynn Spears deliberately getting knocked up to steal Britney's spotlight. NYT columnist Maureen Dowd ponders the question I've posited here. Is Bill helping or hurting Hillary? Or is he simply helping himself and either consciously or unconsciously sticking it to...
By: Chickaboomer
Rudy Guiliani - American Terrorist
2007-12-22 20:06:00 This is the last person that should be president! Merriam-Webster defines Terror as: “a state of intense fear” Terrorism as: “the systematic use of terror especially as a means of coercion” In Guiliani’s statement that Democrats in power would put us on the “Defensive”, he suggests that we ...
By: What's Going On
One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest
2007-12-20 21:50:00 Rudy's out of the hospital after 24 hours with the "flu." The media gaggle is screaming Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! We can't hear you. "I'm feeling fine." John McCain's desperately attempting to spike a NYT investigation into telecom legislation that a woman lobbyist supposedly help write. Drudge Report So what else is new? Lobbyists write bills all the time for lazy lawmakers and staffs with no clue. The Hillary Politics Of Personal Destruction Machine launches two websites solely to attack Obama. ABC News
By: Chickaboomer
Death Becomes Her
2007-12-12 21:26:00 The Republican debated hosted by dominatrix Des Moines Register editrix chick Carolyn Washburn was a big bore. She was like a nun whacking the candidates' knuckles with a ruler. Or "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" Nurse Mildred Ratched. Stick-up-the-anal-cavity Carolyn asked for a show of hands on those believing in global warming. Fred Thompson categorically told her to stick it where the sun don't shine. Yay, Fred! Fox News There's the lede. Thompson asked if she'd give him "a minute to answer" rather than waving his hand like an errant schoolboy. "No," the bitch barked.And what the hell was Alan Keyes doing there on stage?Fox political hack Republican pollster Frank Luntz did a focus group of Iowa voters. Somebody said Huckabee came off as "Huckabomb." Carolyn was "rigid," "arrogant," "boring..." Luntz kept pimping Mitt Romney. Must be a client. When Nurse Ratched assumed the Des Moines Register position in 2005 after six years in the same position at the bane of Larry Crai...
By: Chickaboomer
Poll Dancers
2007-12-12 17:22:00 Obama gets a bounce in NH from Oprah putting him in a dead heat with Hillary. WMUR/CNN poll These schizo polls are enough to launch anyone's head into an "Exorcist" spin. Republicans debate this afternoon in Iowa. Mike Huckabee the main course. Shill Bill dons his Mighty Mouse costume to rescue "the most gifted person of our generation" and "change agent's" mighty mess of a campaign. O, let me get out my violin... NYDN Bloomberg Bubba also had to s'plain hissef for the wacko Andrew Young green goo spew that Bill has "gone with more black women than Obama." New York Times editorial complicit in pimping Bill. Hillary's best qualification for president: being "married to Bill." Really? Who made that up? Her Imperial Heinous Hillary's role model is the new president of Argentina - the former first lady. International Herald Tribune Hillary programs a robot agitator to get press at an Iowa campaign event where shill Bill appeared. WRC TV Sexually ambiguous Madonna endorses Hillary. ...
By: Chickaboomer
High Priestess Katie Couric's Confessional Box
2007-12-05 19:21:00 Miz Katie's presidential confessions yielding these sins. CBS News videoMy children, the Stilettoed One forgives and absolves you of all your phony BS. Now if we could only find an exorcist willing to risk his life deo volente removing the sins of a revolving headed demonic Katie spewing green liberal goo. Catholic exorcism ritual in Latin & English. Don't try this at home, kids. "Exorcizo te, omnis spiritus immunde, in nomine Dei Patris omnipotentis, et in noimine Jesu Christi Filii ejus, Domini et Judicis nostri, et in virtute Spiritus Sancti, ut descedas ab hoc plasmate Dei (Katie Couric), quod Dominus noster ad templum sanctum suum vocare dignatus est, ut fiat templum Dei vivi, et Spiritus Sanctus habitet in eo. Per eumdem Christum Dominum nostrum, qui venturus est judicare vivos et mortuos, et saeculum per ignem."If Katie's into voodoo she might consider sticking pins into Brian Williams and Charlie Gibson dolls. NYT
By: Chickaboomer
Poll Dancers
2007-12-04 20:16:00 Democrat Senate staffer busted for trying to have sex with a boy. The Smoking Gun The liberal Huffington Post refers to the guy as a "former Senate aide." Nice try. He wasn't former when he was arrested. Apparently the 28-year-old perv had a thing for nubile boys with no pubic hair. The Smoking GunBush-appointed and Senate-confirmed gay ambassador bails over gay discrimination frustration. Think ProgressBush blames CNN reporter Candy Crowley (Bush, she pronounces it Cro-ley not Crawl-ey) for giving him a virus. Huff Post video The prez had a bizarre press conference at the WH this a.m. where he blurted out other wacko non sequiturs. Over at ABC News, Hillary hides her balls in a man's suit and Obama looks lovely in a dress. ABC News The strain of dropping in the polls sucking the phony life out of Her Imperial Heinous. USA Today You are Woman, let's hear you roar. Get in voters' faces and play that gender card. NewsdayHillary's too obsessed with dispatching her private eye goon...
By: Chickaboomer
See BS
2007-12-04 20:06:00 Katie Couric kicks off a new CBS political segment tonight asking presidential candidates questions like "What's the biggest mistake you ever made?" CBS News video Only one question a night for the next two months.
By: Chickaboomer
Huckaboom, Huckaboom
2007-12-03 20:15:00 Don't you jes' love it? A new national poll says Huck is within three points of knocking off Rudy and one point from effing Hillary. Rasmussen Reports
By: Chickaboomer
Testing The Political Waters
2007-12-03 00:59:00 Barack is ahead of Hillary in Iowa. Mike Huckabee leads the Repub pack. Des Moines Register poll Now that the refreshing political naif Stephen Colbert's nascent presidential campaign was killed by seasoned corrupt polls before it reallly begun, I'm voting for Mike Huckabee's cute dimples. Obama is scaring the bejesus out of both Democrats and Republicans. NYT The main event coming up December 8-9 when Oprah pimps for Obama in Iowa, NH, and SC. NYT What are Her Imperial Heinous Hillary's devious dramas to entice the salivating media gaggle?
By: Chickaboomer
General-gate
2007-11-29 18:16:00 The silence is deafening at the liberal Huffington Post which has zip on the CNN/YouTube/Hillary scandal over "General-gate." Huff Post But Arianna Huffington and her minions are on Rudy's case big time over Rudy's hiding his pecker tracks while committing adultery with his now-wife Queen Judi. Politico.com wrested docs through FOIA showing Rudy hid three years' of trips to Judi's Long Island pad by diverting his 24/7 police security bills for those jaunts to obscure city agencies having nothing to do with security.The Huffington Post is just as biased as the reviled Fox News.
By: Chickaboomer
What Would Jesus Do?
2007-11-29 04:16:00 He'd vote for Mike Huckabee. Anderson Cooper (black suit and black silk tie): "They're hosing down the stage now." The Repub debate is over. Winner: Mike Huckabee. He's human. Funny. Honest, I think. Not like robot Romney with that phony laugh and attitude. There's Mike with celebrity supporter Chuck Norris who was at tonight's debate. Fuggedabout Oprah and Barbra! Some YouTuber asked "What Would Jesus Do?" about the death penalty? Huckabee: "Jesus was too smart to ever run for public office." Got the biggest laugh of the night. The debate got nasty right out of the gate where immigration dominated the better part of the first hour. Rudy Guiliani skewered Romney for hosting a "sanctuary mansion" by hiring illegals to work on his house. Romney claimed he didn't know there were illegals among the construction crew. Romney strikes me as disingenuous and unbelievable. He doesn't answer if waterboarding is torture. I'll ask the experts and you, Senator McCain. Mitt pulled that a ...
By: Chickaboomer
Rudy: YouBoob
2007-11-29 01:14:00 If it's debate day, it must be another leaked scandal day. I'll be watching tonight's CNN/YouTube Repub gladiators. But before I get to that, I'm listening, listening, to CNN's Lou Dobbs and he's slurring his words. Lou, did you have a few pops at lunch in Chicago? If you're running for prez you'd better lay off the sauce. Rudy Guiliani's got his dick in a wringer. Politico.com breaks the story after filing a Freedom Of Information request for documents that show randy Rudy billed obscure NYC offices for "security" during three years of adulterous trysts at Queen Judi's Long Island apartment. The city Loft Office and People With Disabilities stuck with married Rudy's thousands of dollars in "protection." Washington, DC's Mayor-for-life and self-professed "Night Owl" Marion Barry did that for years with impunity. As expected Democrats bagged the CBS debate December 10th in LA because of the writers' strike. Politico nails it again. Bitch-on-heels Katie Couric whipped o...
By: Chickaboomer
"I'm Melting"
2007-11-25 20:02:00 Washington, DC is the Land of Oz. Munchkins live in far-flung Wal-Mart infested burgs where Bible-thumpers live in hamster wheels spinning angry over the political incorrectness of Christmas. Conventional political wisdom is the Munchkins are dolts and have to be force-fed political candidates and issues like baby pablum. Au contraire, effete East Coast intellectual snobs. The hoi polloi are savvy enough to eschew Hillary Clinton. They ain't buyin' you, babe. UK TelegraphAl Gorgasm's 2000 presidential campaign guru Donna Brazile: "I think it's going to come down to: Do you really want Bill Clinton back in the White House?" Des Moines Register Voters begin to feel like head-swiveling Linda Blair in "The Exorcist" when Hillary dodges questions like this one last night about Rupert Murdoch's media lock. NYTToday on "Fox News Sunday" Mike Wallace's spawn Chris Wallace once again demonstrated he has balls. Chris to Fred Thompson whining about Fox News "going after" him: "Do you kno...
By: Chickaboomer
Rudy Guiliani Defends The Patriot Act — Fine, Let’s Use It On H
2007-11-25 18:33:00 No surprise, but ole’ ROO-JOO just LOVES the USA (so-called) “Patriot” Act; defending it tooth and nail as supporters of that guy with two first names (Ron Paul — Opposes the Patriot Act) encircled him on a stroll through New Hampshire, waving their “Ron Paul For President” signs in his face… From The Swamp: Pro-Patriot Act Giuliani ...
Hefty Bag
2007-11-23 18:26:00 "If you reject someone?s food, you kind of reject them.? The New York Times serves up a post-Thanksgiving taste of the daunting diet dos and don'ts the presidential candidates face on the trail. Are you concerned they surreptitiously eat before events with food and then whine about getting fat?
By: Chickaboomer
The Bitch Set Me Up
2007-11-21 17:29:00 TIME mag as Yenta? The venerable magazine's website is going into online matchmaking. Oy vey. WWDUnlucky in love and crazy conspiracy bitch Judith Regan snubbed her nose at a $6.5 mil settlement from Rupert Murdoch's News Corp., parent company of Regan's imprint at HarperCollins. Regan was fired after the O.J. "If I Did It" debacle. Regan did dumb shit stuff like interviewing O.J. on TV. Miz Judith filed a $100 mil lawsuit instead and threatens to rat on her former married lover Bernard Kerik, Rudy Guiliani's former business partner. NYO
By: Chickaboomer
Hillary, Prepare To Meet Your Maker
2007-11-20 16:32:00 It'll cost 100 bucks a crack to get into Don Ho's debut WABC show broadcast from NYC's Town Hall December 3rd. The money's going to his kids' ranch. Usual suspect, serpentine James Carville, slithers in hissing. NYDNDon, you'll be ecstatic to hear that Barack is besting your nemesis Hillary in Iowa. Wash Post A new Mason-Dixon poll shows Rudy, Fred, and Mitt all creaming Her Imperial Heinous. Miami Herald We're counting on Don Ho to deliver the coup de grace without ending up dead like Vince Foster.
By: Chickaboomer
Behold A Dark Horse
2007-11-14 04:20:00 Mike Huckabee's dark horse gallops to second place in Iowa in a new poll. CBS/NYT Romney rules. Mike a close second. Rudy lagging behind. The Democrats are virtually neck-and-neck. Hillary, that scumbag ambulance chaser John Edwards, and Obama.
By: Chickaboomer
Schemeland
2007-11-11 16:17:00 A huge UFO gathering winds down today in Las Vegas. Not coincidentally a local Tee Vee station beams up a November sweeps story that caters to the UFO crowd. Did you know there is an "Area 52" in Nevada's mysterious desert where the government is testing allege-ed secret space ships? More secret than Area 51 known as "Dreamland". KLAS TVWell, maybe this solves a conundrum for one family member witnessing four separate incidents of impossibly low-flying pilotless planes that vanish into thin air. The government released some docs last week on UFOs. Ben Smith Politico Apparently UFOlogists are thwarting Serious Humans looking for Hillary dirt at the National Archives because they filed FOIA requests first.Found this allege-ed video of an alien grabbing a kid in Mexico. We report. You decide. For your perusal a UFO glossary. I got interested in this subject in the mid-1960s with the Air Force's Project Blue Book on UFO sightings. The declassified report is in the National Archives. ...
By: Chickaboomer
Down Pat
2007-11-07 14:51:00 So phony Bible-thumper Pat Robertson's been arm-twisted by Rudy Guiliani's thugs to throw his considerable conservative Christian weight behind Rudy? There goes the Jewish vote. Remember when Robertson had to apologize after decreeing God struck down Ariel Sharon with a stroke as "divine retribution" for pulling Israel out of the Gaza Strip? Video The only reason Pat ate his words: Israel threatened to pull the plug on a $50 mil Robertson Christian brainwashing center in Israel. Jerusalem PostThe delusional fake mega-rich Robertson is selling snake oil to suckers after claiming his "Age-Defying Shake" gave the 77-year-old the strength (not God) to leg press 2,000 pounds. See the phony photoshopped photos. Nearly a year ago I brought you CBS Sports' Clay Travis's ClayNation's incredulous take on Robertson's impossible feat. And a Robertson flack statement. Verily. What did Rudy promise Robertson? Secretary of State? The quid pro quo stinks...Related: The Fight Club An Eye For A...
By: Chickaboomer
Don't Faze Me, Bro'
2007-11-06 00:33:00 Chickaboomer hears Queen Judi Guiliani is under "lockdown" until after the primary. My source indicates she's immersed in terminal media training - for her the equivalent of waterboarding. Judi's been reprogrammed to utter only nouns, verbs, and 9/11. Judi was conspicuously absent at a California women's forum last week where all the other Repub presidential wives spoke. Fred Thompson's 24-years-younger wife apparently would benefit from Judi's rigorous rubber room. So would Fred. His candidacy peaked before he entered the race. Freddy's dead...
By: Chickaboomer
Rude-y, Rude-y, Rude-y
2007-11-03 22:55:00 Keith Olbermann hates to be wrong. He apologized Friday night to Rudy Guiliani for quoting an AP story the AP retracted two days later. YouTubeBut then His Keithness turned around and pinned his "Worst Person In The World" award on - Rudy Guiliani for the corrected AP story. Time for COUNTDOWN`s Worst Persons in the World. The bronze to Rudy Giuliani for telling an audience in Portland on Tuesday -- or rather New Hampshire on Tuesday that Senators Clinton and Obama might, quote, invite Ahmadinejad to the White House and will invite Assad to the White House. I mean, Hillary and Obama are kind of debating, you know, whether to invite them to inauguration or the inaugural ball? What, you get a pass because you didn`t say they would invite bin Laden to the inauguration, just the despots of Iran and Syria? The heck you do. We will wait so see if Mr. Giuliani issues a correction and an apology.Our runner-up, Rudy Giuliani, who has now said at least twice about Tuesday`s Democratic debate,...
By: Chickaboomer
Smart Move
2007-11-01 17:58:00 Hillary, Barack and Rudy turn down the chance to appear on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" NY Daily NewsGeorge Bush is winding up his second term vainly attempting to prove he is.He's on Tee Vee right now instilling endless loop fear into the HEARTS of Americans. Terrorists are out to get us! Shilling phony BS to wrest money out of Congress. Why is he unable to prounounce "nuclear?" "Nu-cu-ler." Unlike Jimmy Carter's annoying "nu-kee-er." He's uttered the word terrorist innumerable times to the hand-picked peanut gallery. "Code Pink protestors" is Bush's new talking point.
By: Chickaboomer
Tuff Huff Puffs
2007-10-30 19:49:00 The Huffington Post is piling on Rudy Guiliani, running "above the fold" a Wash Post piece on Rudy's reneging on leaving his rich consulting company with dubious clients. Arianna Huffington has defied the nattering nabobs of negativism. Fortune
By: Chickaboomer
Bush/GOP Sweetheart: 10/26/2007 - Rudy Guiliani
2007-10-26 14:14:00 ...Mr. Giuliani responded: “Okay. First of all, I don’t believe the attorney general designate in any way was unclear on torture. I think Democrats said that; I don’t think he was.” Ms. Gustitus said: “He said he didn’t know if waterboarding is torture.” Mr. Giuliani said: “Well, I’m not sure it is either. I’m not sure it is either. It depends on how it’s done. It depends on the circumstances.
By: Politics Plus
Foul Pol
2007-10-25 20:28:00 An angry mob has put out a fresh hit on Rudy Guiliani for lying to "The Family." NY Post NY Daily News
By: Chickaboomer
The O.C.
2007-10-25 14:01:00 The NY mob appears to vote along the same lines as the U.S. Supreme Court. Lucky for Rudy Guiliani in an election he fortunately lost. On a 3-2 vote Cosa Nostra bosses decided not to whack the thorn in their side. This was 20 years ago when U.S. Attorney Rudy was trying to make a big splash (photo left). NY Post NY Daily News
By: Chickaboomer
Rudy: Beam Me Up!
2007-10-15 17:16:00 9/11 political whore, Rudy Guiliani, is ready to take on an invasion by space aliens! An alien in a human boy's body materialized in New Jersey at a Rudy town meeting. NJ Union-Leader Here's Rudy's video.Let's follow this to the logical conclusion, shall we? Who do we want when aliens attack? A Republican hawk or Hillary following in Bill's footsteps advocating diplomacy with terrorist space aliens?
By: Chickaboomer
The Emperor Has No Clothes
2007-10-10 14:28:00 The naked truth. Radar mag's shameless pimp.
By: Chickaboomer
Rudy's Booty
2007-09-25 17:07:00 Rudy Guiliani is blaming "young people" for coming up with a $9.11 cover charge into Rudy's fundraising party. Let me assure you candidates know EVERY detail about their fundraisers. He's lying. Just as phony as that "spontaneous" phone call from wife "Queen Judi" during his NRA speech over the weekend. Rudy's pulled that Bob Newhart phone stunt before. Lame.
By: Chickaboomer
Freedom Of Screech
2007-09-22 17:06:00 Rudy Guiliani takes a cell phone call from wife Queen Judi while making a speech to the National Rifle Association. [NY Post] Rudy thought she was being nice, but Miz Judi was yelling the "F" word Rudy didn't catch. "Research shows that those who regularly use their mobile for longer than an hour a day find it harder to hear - with words starting with the letters s, f, h, t and z proving particularly troublesome." [This Is London]Actually Queen Judi was instructing Rudy to tell the gun toters that Miz Judi would make a "prettier first lady than Bill Clinton." The pussy-whipped wuss, fearing Judi's wrath,did what he was told. At the same time Mitt Romney crowed that HIS wife is prettier than Bill Clinton. No joke.
By: Chickaboomer
When It Comes to Confronting "Clinton, Inc." Rudy Guiliani Is Without Peer
2007-09-17 18:50:00 Last week, any reasonable person came out blasting MoveOn.org for their New York Times ad calling into question the integrity of General Patraeus. The Times revealed themselves to be the partisan hacks they are when the AP reported that the ad was placed at a discounted rate. With leading democrats mum on the issue, almost supporting it, Republicans began to respond. The fuhrer should have reached a fevered pitch when Madame Mao, I mean Hillary Clinton, essentially called the General a liar.Leading Republicans complained and showed some outrage, which was more then I could have expected from this spineless group. But Rudy Giuliani actually did something about it. Giuliani demanded that the Times give him the same rate to place an ad that defended the General and more importantly attacked Hillary. Giuliani also bullied the paper in to publishing the ad at a time of his choosing - in this case the day after the President addressed the nation on Iraq.The Mayor did not stop there as he ...
The New Porker
2007-08-13 23:56:00 Memo to Peter Boyer, New Yorker Magazine.Re: Your piece on Rudy Guiliani. "Mayberry Man." Peter, I LIVE in Mayberry Land. Near Mount Airy, North Carolina. Home of Andy Griffith. This transplanted urbanite (DC) has peacefully coexisted five years with the cows, horses, and geese. I took a gander at your 20,000 word "Mayberry Man." You've got Rudy at Magnolia's, a tony restaurant in Charleston, SC. Hardly Mayberry, my man. My daughter went to college in Charleston. I hung out in Charleston. I know Charleston. And Charleston's no Mayberry. [Visit Mayberry.com]Peter, I invite you to Mayberry's Snappy Lunch where I can arrange for you to choke on a pork sandwich. Shut your snappy yap. There are a lot of savvy millionaire businessmen and women in Mount Airy cashing in on clueless city slickers like you. Their wives don't wear tiaras like Queen Judi but they have more in common with Rudy than the pickin' and grinnin' heehaws you erroneously stereotype as "Mayberry." If Rudy's "Mayb...
By: Chickaboomer
Wheel Of Misfortune
2007-08-10 18:26:00 Megarich TV game show king, talk show icon, singer Merv Griffin is about to exit the planet. Griffin's prostate cancer came back in July. The 82-year-old legend is said to be in "grave" condition. [AZ Central]I liked Merv. Went on his TV talk show in the 80s. Was booked with that bonehead Ben Stein and Robert Goulet. Nasal, tinny, obnoxious Ben tried to jerk me around and I tore him a new one on the air. Robert Goulet's wife clung to him in the Green Room like Judi Guiliani is clinging to her Queen tiara.
By: Chickaboomer
PDA: Politicals Display Assets
2007-08-07 16:01:00 Hillary came late to the cleavage-baring party. We're getting Hillary's hills, Cindy McCain's terminally tanned, wrinkled, push-up boobs (I saw the Greta interview w/Cindy), rammed down our throats. I was appalled. And it takes a lot to appall me. In my political day wives wore high necks and knee-covering skirts. New congressional wives were subjected to forced indoctrination on appropriate dress. (Nothing sleeveless.) The boobs and legs of wives such as Jeri Thompson (fake boobs) and Judi (call her Judith or off with your head) Guiliani are easy on the eyes. But disconcerting nonetheless. "What's going on reflects what's happening in the larger culture, a culture increasingly focused on young, attractive women and blatant sexuality, on display for all to appreciate," said Elizabeth Sherman, a political sociologist and Democrat who is married to former Republican Rep. Mickey Edwards of Oklahoma. "The candidate's wife is a strategic asset. How are you going to deploy that asse...
By: Chickaboomer
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants
2007-08-06 19:48:00 Clad Hillary. Or when she's pretending to be a woman, the daring decollete. "Hillaryland." As secretive as Yale's Skull & Bones. Blood Stepford sisters with one common mission: protecting and electing Hillary. [New York Magazine]It's no secret that Rudy Guiliani's daughter from his second marriage hates him for dumping her mother and marrying the "other woman" - delusional, self-anointed Princess Judi. So it comes as no surprise that 17-year-old Caroline has shot off the reservation like a heat-seeking missle. Target: Barack. reports Slate. Anybody But Daddy.
By: Chickaboomer
She Blows
2007-07-31 00:22:00 Queen Judith (off with your head if you call her "Judi") Guiliani hoisted on her own egomanical, narcissistic, inflated petard. [Vanity Fair]
By: Chickaboomer
Long Knives For Wives
2007-07-30 15:45:00 Mitt Romney's mouthpieces gush Mrs. Romney is a "starter wife and trophy wife all in one." Fred Thompson's much younger wife has big boobs and a big, irritating role in his non-campaign. [Boobs And Bobs]"Judith Giuliani is an opportunistic, puppy-killing homewrecker who has a full-time hairstylist and needs an extra seat on planes for "Baby Louis," her Louis Vuitton handbag - at least according to a hatchet job on the former mayor's wife in the September issue of Vanity Fair." [New York Post Page Six] Over at the Washington Post, a beatified Elizabeth Edwards functions as political puppeteer.
By: Chickaboomer
Who's Your Moma?
2007-07-22 18:10:00 Moronic Mormon Mitt Romney and his "starter and trophy wife all in one" Ann standing behind a misspelled sign. [TMZ]I don't know what offends me more. Osama or Moma. The presidential wife as prop phenomenon is glaring in this race. John Edwards is cowering behind his wife's skirts as she verbally strafes Hillary. Stepford Wife Ann Romney is the poster babe for marital fidelity. Rudy Guiliani's got major personal baggage with three wives, one his cousin. Former Senator Fred Thompson's got a hot, surgically enhanced second wife young enough to be his daughter. [NYT]
By: Chickaboomer
Amber Alert
2007-07-18 16:15:00 Media Czarina Arianna Huffington lured the powerful and monied to a DC soiree Monday night. Frothing politicians stepped on their dicks to stand in the tiny shadow of "The Obama Girl." Amber Lee Ettinger. Boring party pix here of rumpled Brooks Bros. suits and ugly stick DC women. Amber's chicly and uncharacteristically covered. Amber and "The Guiliani Girl" go at it in the video equivalent of a mud fight in a new video. The 25-year-old model tells the Washington Post she's not even sure she's gonna vote for Obama!
By: Chickaboomer
Rudy: Drool On Me
2007-07-16 20:57:00 The political equivalent of girl-on-girl jello wrestling. The singing Obama Girl v the Rudy Chick's jiggling jugs in a pillow fight. [Barely Political] The evolution of this new political genre capturing today's youth. Miss CIA Covert America's husband is drooling all over Hillary. Hillary gives the heads up first to the Blogosphere. If Hillary wins Joe Wilson rises like the Phoenix with a cabinet appointment payoff.
By: Chickaboomer
The Bad Seed
2007-07-11 16:29:00 Turns out family values hypocrite Sen. David Vitter had a twice-weekly appointment with a New Orleans hooker before he hooked up with the DC Madam's "erotic fantasy" escort service. The purveyor of prostitution at the Canal Street Brothel was busted a few years ago. [MSNBC] [Fox News] Rumors flew then about Vitter's predilections. The 46-year-old Republican is married with four children. He is, or was, Rudy Guiliani's main man in the South. We've heard this tale before. Politicians and other righteous hypocrites thump sexual abstinence, religion, "family values." A few years ago Vitter's wife told the Newhouse News Service she'd do a Lorena Bobbit surgical strike if he was dicking around with other chicks like Bill Clinton. The wife KNEW back then and raised the terror alert to Code Red through the media. Vitter's appendage apparently is still attached...Given Louisiana's forgiveness factor and tolerance for political corruption, Vitter may survive. The unholy alliance hellb...
By: Chickaboomer
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