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lottery tickets salesman
2008-06-05 15:59:00 Le vendeur de billets de loterie, Plaka, Athčnes, Grčcelottery tickets salesman, Plaka, Athens, Greece© dominique houcmant
Life of a Salesman
2008-05-16 13:42:00 When I say, SALESMAN; what comes to your mind first? These are what you would imagine him as. Right? A pesky door to door salesman (selling soap?) A smart boy in a tie and suit (again at your door, the Eureka Forbes kinds?) The boys outside banks, trying to sell credit cards Tele marketers (?I am calling from HDFC ...SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Life of a Salesman", url: "http://vinni.co.in/?p=145" });
By: life in 360
Ann Randolph - Studies Show Real Estate Brokers Are Now Below Car Salesman
2008-05-16 00:07:00 Ann Randolph Studies Show Real Estate Brokers Are Now Below Car Salesman Find out the real story: Alternative Models are Down and the use of qualified, Connected Broekrs is UP. BrokerIPTV : Today we are talking with Ann Randolph from...
Gordon Brown - He's a slick salesman.
2008-05-04 12:47:00 Gordon Brown showed who the real slick salesman is in British politics today. How he arranged for SKY TV to cut off his interview mid stream to go to a double glazing advert is beyond me. Is this some new ploy to pay off the Labour party's debts? Or his he going to use the double glazing sponsorship money to help out those he robbed in the 10p tax grab?On a serious note: Does this show the contempt now held for our Prime Minister?
By: Daily Referendum
Lessons From the Greatest Salesman in the World
2008-05-01 20:55:00 The greatest salesman in the world, Joe Girard, was in Singapore a couple of days ago to share some of his experiences with us. Joe Girard is recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most successful salesman, selling 13,001 cars at a Chevrolet dealership in Detroit between 1963 & 1978. All the sales ...
By: Jay Abraham Club
[Stupid] A $300k watch that can?t tell time. Quote from salesman ?anyone ca
2008-04-26 03:29:00 Wall Street Journal
Salesman Motivated with Waterboarding
2008-04-15 19:36:00 The next time your boss asks for a volunteer for a team building exercise, you may want to ask what that exercise is before you raise your hand. Unfortunately for Hudgens, a salesman in Utah, he unknowingly volunteered to be waterboarded in front of his coworkers. This story definitely has some humor to it, though ...
Former NHK salesman gets 10 years for fatally beating ex-wife
2008-04-10 00:00:00 {mosgoogle right}A court on Thursday handed a 10-year prison term to a former sales worker of NHK for fatally injuring his ex-wife and teaming up with his lover to mutilate her body.The Tokyo District Court convicted Koji Shiga, 47, a former contract sales worker for the public broadcaster, of bodily injury resulting in death and abandoning a corpse over the death of his former wife, Miho, 40."The defendant beat his ex-wife relentlessly for three hours, and it's extremel ...
The Snake Oil Salesman
2008-04-06 19:10:00 Nigil Lawson at the Daily Mail First, then, what is happening? Given that nowadays pretty well every adverse development in the natural world is automatically attributed to global warming, perhaps the most surprising fact about it is that it is not, in fact, happening at all. The truth is that there has so far been no recorded global warming at all this century. The world’s temperature rose about half a degree centigrade during the last quarter of the 20th century; but even the Hadley Centre for Climate Prediction and Research - part of Britain’s Met Office and a citadel of the current global warming orthodoxy - has now conceded that recorded temperature figures for the first seven years of the 21st century reveal there has been a standstill. The centre now officially expects global warming to resume at some point between 2009 and 2014. Maybe it will. But the fact that the present lull was not predicted by any of the complex computer models upon which the global warming...
By: BitsBlog
Colin Farrell, carriages and Jane Eyre as a Furniture Salesman
2008-04-04 14:26:00 Some rumorology about the latest Wuthering Heights project (the Ecosse Films production directed by John Maybury). The Daily Mail says:There's a lot of interest in playing Heathcliff in the big-screen Wuthering Heights that John Maybury is preparing to direct this autumn.I gather he has met Colin Farrell, Dominic Cooper and Sam Riley, but no decisions have been made. Maybury has the film The Edge Of Love coming out, with Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller giving top performances, but neither will be in Wuthering Heights. (Baz Bamigboye)Keighley News reports another initiative to promote the tourism in the region: advertisement Vivid images of tourist attractions in Keighley and Bronte Country are to be emblazoned on a pair of railway carriages.Members of the Bronte Country Partnership (BCP) were told last Wednesday that Northern Rail has made two carriages available to the Keighley and Worth Valley Railway (KWVR).Once they have been decorated, they should ad...
By: BronteBlog
Job of the Day: Late Night Arctic Circle Kebab Salesman
2008-04-04 10:33:00 Doing it tough in Longyearben is an Iranian, who is providing a valuable late night service to frozen drunks in the Arctic Circle.How the native of hot and bustling Tehran went on to win the unofficial title of "world's northernmost kebab seller" comes down to the vagaries of early 20th century geopolitics. Under a 1920 treaty, Svalbard is an international zone under Norwegian sovereignty that requires no tourist or resident visas. So when Norway rejected Ariaiwand's asylum application in 2003, he fled as far north as you can fly on a commercial flight - to this land of legal limbo. When he arrived in Longyearbyen, the main settlement of about 2,000 people, he had no job or accommodations. Left behind on the mainland were his son, then 15, and ex-wife, who both won permission to stay in Norway. Realising his stay could be a long one, he went into business last year as a kebab seller, opening The Red Polar Bear in his bright red truck parked on a public lot at the centre of tiny Lo...
Don’t Consider A Loan From A Door To Door Salesman
2008-04-01 07:00:00 A record two million people have taken out loans interest rates, as high as 100% from Britain’s largest door-to-door loans company. This is said to be the direct result of the major banks not wishing to deal with people who have a bad credit history. One company alone reported profits for 2007 were up 11% to ...
By: Resources zone
F-Bombing: An RV Salesman?s Story
2008-03-27 15:30:00 This is why I love outtakes. A poor old RV salesman was having a bad day and we’re lucky enough to get to watch him re-live it. Reminds me of an R-rated Bill Dance. (Headphones required) Share This
Don?t bug your phone salesman?
2008-03-21 12:00:00 You know, I hadn’t thought of it before, but I bet that mobile phone salesman around the world are getting fed up with customers asking them to sing! That could be the downside of the Paul Potts phenomenon…cell phone salesmen won’t get off the hook for years. Stuart Derdeyn, writing for the (Canada) Province, spurred ...
Car Salesman Joke Of The Day
2008-03-15 04:25:00 This is Car Salesman Jokes-a little break from Car Buying Tips;I guess this is more of a prank than a joke. It is kinda cruel, but was very funny! Please nobody take offense to this.We have a salesman that just started and was looking at a map to find a location of a city or something. He was talking out loud to himself and a few other salesman were standing around.The gentleman looking at the map wears thick glasses. This is where it gets ugly. You know you can get your glasses thinner now, but they looked as though they were from the 70's with the big frames and all.The gentleman said he could not find the city he was looking for. Another salesman replied by saying, and I quote, "With those glasses you should be able to see people waving on the map!"Be sure and check out these other Car Salesman Jokes;Car Salesman Joke; EyeglassesGrean Pea (New Car Salesman) PrankCar Salesman Joke-Flying CarsCar Salesman Joke-A Little TailService Department Joke
Salesman
2008-03-12 05:08:00 As common as telesales is today, door-to-door sales was in the sixties. We follow four men trying to make a buck selling a very expensive bible. Most of the people are polite and take them in for a coffee. And that’s when the salesmen use all of their tricks and tiring techniques to sell these ...
New Car Salesman Pranks and Jokes
2008-03-05 08:31:00 A person just hired to be a car salesman that has never sold cars before is referred to as a Green-Pea. Where the word come from, I do not know! But, this is one prank played on the newbie or Green-Pea at my dealership.We wait until they have talked to at least one person. Lets say Mr Jones comes and looks at a new truck. We anxiously wait a few days and have a salesman that works at another car lot to call and ask for this new salesman. The newbie trips over themselves to answer the phone in anticipation of a sale. They are told that Mr Jones came and looked at a truck and he referred them to talk to them because of the way he was treated, even though he may not have purchased a car.Now it gets interesting. Lets say the salesman assisting with the prank says his name is Mr Smith. Mr Smith says he has twin daughters graduating with honors from college, high school, etc, or maybe a birthday. He requests that 2 vehicles that he knows we have on the lot, (because we told him which ones...
It Slices, It DICES!
2008-02-25 10:02:00 Can you tell I got a new tablet this weekend?
By: Noddegamra
Death of a Salesman by Arthur Miller
2008-02-23 22:06:00 Willie Loman lives the American Dream and wishes to foist it upon his son Biff. It is a complex and surreal tale, of life, death and betrayal, of paternal love and fraternal loyalty, the shallowness of business and the depth of true friendship. A modern day tragedy that is as relevant today as the day ...
Never Become a Car Salesman
2008-02-23 08:18:00 Times are tough. They’re even tougher down here in Toddville. Unless one is self-employed, Toddville residents can expect to travel a minimum of thirty miles, one way, to get to a job that pays wages slightly above minimum wage. If they are willing to travel forty to sixty miles, one way, they might fare better with a job at wages ten to fifteen years behind the wages offered by employers in major metro areas.Keith, for example, took a little over a four-dollar-an-hour pay cut to do the exact same job he did for sixteen years in Baltimore. His employer is a major health care supplier on Delmarva, but they pay pennies on the dollar to their employees compared to comparable health care companies in the Baltimore area on the Western Shore.Big companies aren’t stupid, I guess. They move into an economically depressed area and think, “Hey! Look how much money we can save in wages because these dumb rednecks will be happy for any sort of income!”Now, I know the first thought city-...
Find the truth about salesman, doctors, cab drivers, anyone.
2008-02-22 02:31:00 Find the truth about salesman, doctors, cab drivers, anyone.Alt: Better listen before you come up missing.My great uncle had a saying when I was a kid, “better listen before you come up missing.”I never really knew what it meant but it rhymed so it stayed in my mind. That was over 35 years ago when Uncle Ernie would come into the kitchen from his bedroom off the kitchen on the first floor. He would always say, every single day, “what's the news Bub?” and then go about cooking his beans, which he left to simmer every day for after work at the steel mill. He had a whole lot of sayings, like he would ask if I understood in German or one of a thousand other German terms. He wasn’t German but he was in the big one. “Better listen, before you come up missing” always rattled around in my head. I figured out what he meant by it as a teenager one of my friends in fact did turn up missing because he didn’t listen to his mom. That put a whole nother meaning onto it. I really ...
Car Salesman Joke Of The Day
2008-02-21 07:58:00 I know this discussion does not give you any advice on saving money on a car, but I cannot let some car-lot humor slip from my memory.We were discussing different types of cars from the past. One salesman said: "If customers think some of our cars look odd or funny, how did they sell Yugo's in the past." It was one of those moments when it was a little slow and the conversation grew and grew. We were recalling names of all the ugly cars from the past and another salesman asked with great interest:"I wonder what the cars of the future will look like 50 years from now?" Another salesman that had been listening silently said they will probably look back and say:"how did they sell those ugly cars, they couldn't even fly!"
Braves sold on salesman turned pitcher (Yahoo! Sports)
2008-02-18 10:34:00 Peter Moylan was balancing sales jobs and beer leagues before a new pitching motion changed everything. Read the full story.
By: MLB News Blog
Newspaper salesman loses personal info on customers
2008-02-17 00:00:00 A newspaper salesman lost a list of customers after it was blown away by a strong wind gust earlier this week, the newspaper publisher said.The lost list contained the names, addresses and phone numbers of 274 customers of a sales agent in Shibuya-ku, Tokyo, for the Nihon Keizai Shimbun business daily. However, there has been no report that the personal information was used for illicit purposes."We'll once again instruct our sales agencies to properly manage personal inf ...
Daily Links: Insane Salesman, Erin Andrews, and Gary Coleman
2008-02-15 22:34:00 There’s just something I like about that belly and the hair. I’m in a dirty kind of mood today. You’ll also notice an amazingly new title to this ongoing daily post: Daily Links. How fucking genius is that? Anyway, enjoy. On with the links: Weekly Roundup of Hotties from Flabber Call Center ...
A multi-degreed college graduate phone salesman opera singer: Paul Potts
2008-02-10 00:15:00 Every now and then someone mentions that Paul Potts received a degree from the University of Plymouth. The last article I saw said that his major was “Philosophy, Theology, and Film and TV studies.” A more recent article, from the (U.K.) Western Daily Press says something similar. The funny thing is
Car Salesman Joke Of The Day
2008-02-09 01:23:00 This is a Joke told at a car-lot, but actually by a customer:There was a monkey running down city streets, sun shining and not a care in the world. The monkey crossed the railroad track and just as he crossed, a train came and cut off the tip of his tail. The monkey startled, turned and ran back to recover the tip of his tail. As the monkey was about to pick up his tail, another train car cut off his head. I know this a little gruesome, sorry.The moral of the story, dont get your head cut off chasing a little tail!
[Joke] Smart Salesman
2008-02-06 22:37:00 Added: 2008-02-05 14:59:45 A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked - "Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?" Aghast, the man said, "are you NUTS?, that’s robbery!" The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again - "Sir, since you are a bit irate, I’ll sell it ...
Pros and Cons of Dating a Salesman
2008-02-05 04:43:00 I’ve done it once or twice and it can be quite fun. Just watch out for those bad days. Those might be the times to postpone that date. PROS CONS He can talk you into just about anything He can talk you into just about anything High energy He’s out golfing with his clients while you’re stuck inside your cube Knows a lot of jokes Long hours He makes a good impression. Your friends will like him. When everyone finds out he’s a salesman they like him a little bit less When the commissions are good you’ll celebrate When the commissions are bad you’ll stay in
By: Dating Tales
Are you a salesman or a problem solver?
2008-02-01 02:47:00 The subject of my latest article over at Duct Tape Marketing is the difference between trying to sell a customer and trying to give the customer what he or she actually wants. By focusing on the customer first and selling second, you can create a much stronger bond with the customer. This bond engenders trust and ...
[Willard Mitt Romney] - Car Salesman, President or Giant Douche Bag?????
2008-01-31 16:00:00 Yes that is right his name is Willard. Does he look like a president or car salesman? I can't stand this douche bag. I also can't stand how unfair the media is covering this whole election. They are so Bias I really can't believe anyone doesn't realize just how much power they have. Lies........I am going to try and do a poll on the right hand side just for the hell of it. President, Salesman or Giant Douche bag.....?The only real choice is the one they don't want you to pick:www.ronpaul2008.com/ http://theblueclover.com
By: The Blue Clover
Vacuum Salesman
2008-01-30 23:25:00 A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. He says, “Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don’t do wonders ...
He makes a great hat salesman, though.
2008-01-30 02:28:00 submitted by new contributor SusannahAlso: Don't buy it from the Daughters of Zion.-------------------------------------------------"Subtract- seven points if you yelled at somebody today."submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Allen's BrainAdd 15 points if you know what the heck this sign is talking about.-------------------------------------------------"I believe in the words in red."submitted/asst. reviewed by frequent contributor Jordan...but that Apostle Paul was a liar!-------------------------------------------------I'm a finalist in a caption contest again. Go vote!!-------------------------------------------------Subtract- seven points if you didn't visit humor-blogs.com today.Keep 'em coming.
Armand Morin Turned a Vacuum Salesman To a Multi-Millionaire!
2008-01-21 23:34:00 Things are starting to get a lot more intense and I wanted to give you the heads up that something is about to happen. Some people are openly talking about it. Others are staying quiet and are keeping their best guess to themselves.Either way, I think you should at least find out for yourself tonight.**NEW** IME EMail Teleseminar. Apparently there is going to be some kind of exciting announcement at 9pm EST / 6pm PST on Monday night.It all started in 1996..A vacuum salesman was at a crossroads in his life. He was living in a studio apartment in Biloxi, Mississippi, because that was all that he could afford. All he basically had was a desk, and a computer.Something had to change. He started looking for clues from people who had made it big. What were they doing? What was different about their approach to business?Around that time, he heard Bill Gates make a very important comment..."If your business is not on the Internet, then your business will be out of business."That's when he ...
Selling Your Home Based Business Without Sounding Like a Salesman Posted By
2008-01-20 06:01:00 Tips on how to sell your direct sales home based business without sounding like a used car salesman More: continued here
George Carlin - Modern Man or Salesman
2008-01-12 22:23:00 George Carlin, in one of his incredible displays of writing and oratory talent, delivers a superb monologue entitled the Modern Man, from his Life Is Worth Losing DVD. As I listened to him perform, it became clear to me that he easily could have been describing himself as a salesperson. Although there is much humor and sales banter to be enjoyed here, he often simultaneously speaks the truth. Perhaps he should have entitled this performance, Modern Salesman. May we all speak so eloquently! If you enjoyed this post, please bookmark it and subscribe! ...........................Dani-el SitterAuthor Stumble It!
By: Idea Sellers
A Book Review – God is a Salesman
2008-01-04 01:05:00 “God never sells a product or service. God holds out an ideal, a standard to achieve, and most important, something to aspire to. Great salespeople learn from this and emulate it.”- Mark Stevens in his latest book, "God Is A Salesman: Learn from the Master"The book and the ideas it shares across is all about how the basic factors like love, trust, respect, and loyalty integral to God’s preaching can be masterfully implemented in sales and marketing by one and all. Stevens explains why great salesmen are expert story-tellers; why most sales presentations fail; and why trying to win sales by underbidding the competition is a loser’s game.Though at some stages of the book, the “God” factor weakens and the mortal selling techniques are more dominant. But Stevens does a good job at sharing some short personal stories on how simple events in life have taught him strong lessons in selling, and these simple but moral lessons in life teach us that a salesperson does not need flas...
Death of a Salesman 2007: The Mortgage Broker Profession Goes Away
2007-12-31 20:19:00 Not a moment too soon.Good riddance mortgage brokers. You f*cked America for a commission (like your realtor buddies). Yes, there are some decent and honest ones amongst you. But for the other 90%+, one simple piece of advice:Hire a good lawyer.Good luck in your new jobs as debt collectors, call center jockeys and crack dealers. You will not be missed.It saddens me that now a mortgage professional (Broker or Banker) has about the same credibility as a used car salesmanI guess as an industry we?ve earned that reputation. We sold too many of the wrong types of loans to the wrong types of people. There were too many crooks out looking out for their own paychecks, and not their customers best interests.Its really a shame because mortgage transactions are usually the biggest financial transaction the average American makes. Mistakes in this industry can really damage peoples lives.
By: Housing PANIC
The Used-Car Salesman?s Training Manual: 25 Tricks They Use to Charge You M
2007-12-19 21:22:00 There is a reason the words “used-car salesman” conjure up an image of a greasy, no-good trickster. While this isn’t necessarily a fair stereotype ? some salespeople are just decent hardworking people ? it is a stereotype for a reason: It’s true more often than not. When buying a used car, it can be hard ...
Salesman Stories
2007-12-19 07:10:00 Have you ever had a sales person suggest just the right new kit or enzyme that makes your life a whole lot easier? Or on the flip side, how about when a sales person doesn?t get the hint that you are in the middle of keeping track of setting up a 96 well plate of ...
Funny Encyclopedia Salesman
2007-12-13 14:36:00 Haha, who would buy a encyclope-dia, when you have the internet-? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6CEJR4_vV9A
The best salesman
2007-12-12 02:59:00 * A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered "Yeah, I was a salesman back home." The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it. **After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?" The Aussie said "One." The manager groaned and continued "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" "?101,237.64." The Aussie replied.* *The manager choked and exclaimed "?101,237.64? What the hell did you sell him?" "Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and then ,I sold hi...
BÄ°R ADAMIN OPERA HAYALÄ° / PHONE SALESMAN AMAZES CROWD
2007-12-10 03:14:00 Hepimiz için bir anıtsatma, "Hiçbir zaman bir kitabı kapaÄına göre muhakeme etme"
By: ViewPoint
Your E-book is your Viral Salesman
2007-12-08 10:47:00 E-books are the future and the future is now. The printed word on paper and bound into books used to be the only way information was given and received. They were great, you could take them with you and put them on shelves and they do still exist and will continue to for the foreseeable future but the time of the E-book has arrived. The marketing E-book is a slightly different animal from just an E-book. Marketing E-books contain text, images, links to web pages and navigation controls. The marketing E-book has become a very important part of marketing on the Internet. With a marketing E-book you can present your story in an effective way and include links to your web sales pages. Your E-book can become your best salesman. First, your E-book needs to be interesting and informative. It always has links back to your web site and to your sales page. Next, be sure that you have a prominent section telling readers that they are free to give your E-book away. Let them know that they can p...
Buy Car Online: Say Goodbye To Used Car Salesman Hassles
2007-12-07 11:31:00 There is no shortage of automobiles in the world. Starting as part of the astounding growth of the industrial sector since the late 1800s, the car industry has met the challenge to keep ahead of the increasing demand for cars and other vehicles. While our grandparents could choose between a handful of models, we have ...
By: MotorCarInfo.com
Confessions of a Car Salesman
2007-12-03 03:39:00 An article summarizing a journalists experience going undercover as a car salesman. The article describes the many tricks that car salespeople employ to entice you to purchase cars. A must read for those looking to purchase a car in the near future. Some tips include: * Car sales people commissions are based on the profit that they br5 Zoom(s)
One Hell Of A Ladder Salesman
2007-11-30 22:42:00 This post is really Honcho’s. He found this last night and asked me to post it for him today (due to some corporate web filtering software) but the embed code he had didn’t work. The guy really is a good salesman so I did a quick youtube search to find another copy. If you are going ...
Confessions of a Car Salesman
2007-11-29 08:30:00 I've always wondered what it would be like to be car salesman. What goes through their minds as soon as a potential customer enters the lot? Do they see the new comer as fresh meat while anticipating the kill (sale). Do they profile the customer based on the car that they drive and clothes that they wear? I came across an article on edmunds.com that answers all these questions (and more). The article is called "Confessions of a Car Salesman" and it's a report of how an edmunds.com reporter went undercover and found a job as a car salesman. The article is quite long, so I took the helpful tidbits that may be useful the next time you decide to purchase a car. … process begins by asking the customer how much they want for a monthly payment. Usually, they say, about $300. "Then, you just say, '$300… up to?' And they'l...
The Salesman
2007-11-28 12:48:00 "Have a seat Mr. Raye, I'll be with you in a minute," ordered Hannah Stern, as she finished up a telephone conversation! "Now," she asked while putting down the phone, "how may I help you, Mr. Raye!?!" Winston Raye had made thousands of sales calls in his day, but for the first time, his tongue was literally tied as he stared at Hannah Stern's incredible body!!! "Mr. Raye," she said impatiently, "I'm a busy woman, can you please get to the point of your visit!!!" "Uh, yeah, sure," he stumbled, "I represent the Cool Image Lingerie Company, and I' like to show you what we have to offer, and of course, if you're impressed with our products, we hope that you would carry them in all your stores!!!" "Mr. Raye," she replied, "we already have three other lines that take up too much shelf space as it is, how on earth do you think we can take on a fourth!?!" "I don't," he replied quickly, "I think that after you see how competitive our pricing structure is that you'll drop your least p...
By: My Sex Diary
Mobile phone salesman Paul Potts says hello to Youtube viewers
2007-11-14 00:07:00 Paul Potts says thanks to all YouTube video viewers around the world.
By: Paul Potts Blog
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