The Sarcastic Guide To Web Design and Development - Part 1
2008-06-04 15:33:00 ***This article is sarcastic*** There are a handful of rules that will automatically place in the rungs of “All-Star Web Designer and Developer”. It is my objective to share these with you. 1 - You Are Always Right The client never knows what the client wants. It’s up to you to tell them. If they disagree with you, ...
Top 17 Sarcastic One Liners
2008-05-02 14:59:00 Here is a list of the funniest one liners I could find: 100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? All men are idiots, and I married their King. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. Friends help you move. Real friends ...
Certified SAFE for Sarcastic Readers
2008-04-24 19:41:00 Wantonly Stolen from My 2 Cents Created by OnePlusYou
By: Rejected Reality
Sarcastic Lutheran on the prosperity gospel
2008-04-04 08:41:00 Nadia Bolz-Weber from Sarcastic Lutheran writes about wealth and the prosperity gospel at God’s Politics. “As a Lutheran, I fully reject the gospel of prosperity, primarily on the grounds that I’m pretty sure it makes Jesus throw up in his mouth a little bit every time he thinks of it.”
By: JakeBouma.com
Sarcastic, Funny and Brutally Honest.
2008-02-18 16:19:00 Blog of the Day Awards for Monday February 18, 2008.A Blog of the Day Award goes to Sarcastic, Funny and Brutally Honest.Technorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogspot Be sure to submit your nominations early.Thank you
Psychology - Sarcastic Masters
2008-02-18 12:03:00 They're smart, they're funny, and they know it. But is cracking jokes that put other people down truly wise? If there's such a thing as a congenital smart aleck, Rachel Mosteller is it. The 27-year-old Houston journalist has been ready with a well-timed barb since her elementary-school years. "I made my first quip when I was about 10. My parents were getting divorced right around my birthday, and I said, 'Well, isn't that a great present,'" she recalls. "That made my mom pretty mad." Mosteller has continued to hone her sensibility ever since. "I tend to use it when I think people are taking themselves too seriously," she says. Certified wisecrackers may see their snarky remarks as clever diversions, but because the distinction between a joke and an insult can be nebulous, they can easily damage relationships and careers with their one-liners. Frustrated by her company's practice of feting model employees with Hallmark-style gifts, Mosteller posted a send-up of the policy ...
By: Rtsight.com
When the Time is Right for a Sarcastic Valentine
2008-02-14 14:52:00 I made the pretty Valentine Cookies that I typically make during the holiday and they were setting on the counter, ready to have the finishing touches put on them. I asked my husband if he wanted to take some to work and hand out - perhaps as a moral booster. He said "Well, yeah, I guess I could..." I asked him how many he needed as I had about 75 or 80 but some were for the kids and of course
Really funny and somewhat sarcastic Myspace bulletin
2008-02-10 05:06:00 This is one of the Myspace Bulletins where you fill out each question with the name of a song. The songs all fit the questions perfectly and some questions have comments. Check it out. Original post by unknown
By: Play Video Games
Sarcastic joke and humor
2008-01-23 13:40:00 Dear friend, when I asked you for a flower, you gave me a garden... When I asked you for a stone, you gave me a statue... Dear friend, are you deaf? Jokes and humor category: Sarcastic jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Babies Are Cute From Head to Toe...(But Let's Focus On Heads Today...)
2008-01-07 21:32:00 Hip hats aren't just for those with fully developed motor skills, as has been proven on the heads of various happenin' infants all across the country. read more »Tech-norati Tags: Baby Clothing Innovation Kids Parenting Products baby toddlers hats caps beanies funny sarcastic child small warm winter
By: InventorSpot.com
Read My sarcastic Haikus
2007-12-17 18:48:00 I went to a concert James started singing his melody I cried for my painful ear. --------- Winter is here So cold everywhere But no more Icecreams. -------------- Girl sits for 3 hours Precious Makeups Powder Beauty ! ----------------
Things I'm Thankful For (The First One is Sarcastic Sports Lists)
2007-11-20 17:42:00 Somebody is going to write one this week, so it might as well be me. 1 - Sarcastic sports lists (told ya) 2 - Getting to watch the Detroit Lions every Thanksgiving 3 - The sweet sounds of Billy Packer 4 - Strong female role models for my daughter like Marion Jones, Pokie Chatman and Amanda Beard 5
By: A Wikia Wiki
True feelings or sarcastic lies?
2007-11-20 16:59:00 True feelings, or sarcastic lies? I was *just* about to go offline to do a few things when my phone beeped. As soon as I read who it was from I knew I should have deleted it, but I didn’t. I guess curiosity got the better of me. My ex boyfriend, who I finished with in ...
21st Century Killing Machine - Sarcastic Rhymes
2007-11-08 17:30:00 Type: DemoYear: 2006Label: Self-releasedCountry: GermanyGenre: Thrash/Death MetalOfficial WebsiteTracklist01. Wade Through Blood02. Back to Stop You03. At the End of Your Game04. Cowards SonDownloadNotes:N/A
Sarcastic mother-in-law joke
2007-10-11 15:37:00 My mother-in-law believes in free speech - particularly long distance phone calls from our house. Jokes and humor category: Mother-in law jokes and humor * * * * * Visit http://j4jokes.blogspot.com for more fun.
By: J 4 JOKES
Weekly Funny - Sarcastic Wednesday
2007-08-20 01:52:00 Have you ever heard of Hoops and Yoyo? They are a couple of characters that Hallmark uses in e-greeting cards. There is one card called Sarcastic Wednesday. I was introduced to this card in the middle of an all day business meeting. I laughed so hard I was crying. After you finish watching that one, check out some of the others. Apparently, they are so popular, they even have their own
Ann Coulter; republican, smart and sarcastic!
2007-08-06 00:38:00 I just wanted to shamelessly advertise our new sponsor (Bottom banner, hint hint). I am NOT a Republican myself, but if you are or not really does doesent matter. Ann Coulter is shameless, sarcastic, funny and provoking! Oh and also FREE!Join the Ann Coulter newsletter for free by clicking on the banner at the bottom of the page (placed so that you won't be disturbed by the advertising), if nothing else you will have a little more knowledge of politics!I am also looking for a Democrat newsletter to add, to balance the views out so stay tuned!DanielEditor - www.house-md-blog.comwww.House--MD-Blog.com The ultimate House M.D. resource! Watch House MD episodes, read news, gossip and add your thoughts!
By: House M.D. Blog
I loved this sarcastic little comment so it gets its own thread
2007-08-03 06:20:00 I bought a Krispy Kreme donut today so that means the economy is doing great. People don't buy donuts in a bad economy.
By: Housing PANIC
Joke 451: Sarcastic Sayings (part 3)
2007-06-29 17:12:00 If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like. You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. One ...
Joke 450: Sarcastic Sayings (part 2)
2007-06-28 17:19:00 In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. I am a nutritional overachiever. My inferiority complex is not as good as yours. I am having an out of money experience. I plan on living forever. So far, so good. I am in ...
Joke 449: Sarcastic Sayings (part 1)
2007-06-27 17:15:00 Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. Stupidity got us into this mess - why can’t it get us out? Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Even if you are on the ...
Police On Duty
2007-06-15 02:00:00 A for [pine]Apple: In here, a policeman rides a bike on the wrong side of a one-way road with his helmet hung behind him, violating two laws at a time … wow !! I’ve seen this typical show of out-lawish-ness a lot specially in Peshawar More, G-9/4 which is a one-way road but still even police ...
"Amitabh Bachchan is rude and sarcastic!"
2007-06-04 04:04:00 ... says debutante director, Balakrishnan about the Bachchan senior's character in his film 'Cheeni Kum' which traces the love story of a couple with a considerable age gap. Renuka Vyavahare chatted up the director to find out more about his film, 'Cheeni Kum'. How different is Cheeni Kum from Nishabd? Cheeni Kum is a romantic comedy, while Nishabd was a serious film. Also Cheeni Kum is a light hearted fun film which deals with the relationship of two matured adults. The film has been treated in a way that it won't trigger any sort of controversy. To avoid controversy, have you shown a strictly 'platonic' relationship between your lead couple? I have shown a love story of two normal human beings and their relationship isn't platonic. Was Madhuri your first choice? No. I have written the script keeping only Tabu and Amitabh Bachchan in mind. Madhuri was supposed to do some other film based on the same subject. Also the chemistry between Tabu and Amitab...
Devoid us of News, Please!
2007-06-02 23:30:00 A for [pine]Apple: ARY One World - Aaj TV For last two days, ARY One World is not coming on cables in Islamabad (all Islamabad thrive on one single cable head with different loops of it spread around). Aaj TV usually get switched off at regular intervals. Though, today was a complete shutdown. As a news report ...
Untitled - March, 2006
2007-05-26 23:47:00 If I am gonna die. I am gonna live like a king, and do everything. read more &raqu-o;
No Light for Pakistan - Who cares?
2007-05-23 05:46:00 A for [pine]Apple: Believe it or not that’s hw islamabad feels. We being the mighty islooites take an edge over rest of pakistan. When everyone is so wreckless due to load-shedding problem load management in their areas, Islamabad stays cool and lit up ….! Since the beginning of this light hue and cry, I almost daily witness ...
10 Bitter And Sarcastic "Tips" From A Disgruntled Former ISP Insider
2007-04-28 23:15:00 10 Bitter And Sarcastic "Tips" From A Disgruntled Former ISP InsiderSource: http://consumerist.com/consumer-/where-did-the-internet-go%3F/1-0-bitter-and-sarcastic-tips-fro-m-a-disgruntled-former-isp-insi-der-256107.phpNext time your internet connection turns to sludge, consider these ten tips from a former ISP insider.1. We have minimum specs for a reasonWe have minimum specs to be able to fully use and enjoy the service. If your computer is held together with chewing gum and duct tape, or the last time you upgraded Cheers was in it's first season chances are your computer isn't going to be fast enough.2. RTFTOS (Read the Free Terms of Service)!!!There is a reason business class service costs more than residential class service. If you depend on our internet service to manage your business, trade stocks, or connect to your company, then you really need business class service. The residential class service agreement says, "For Entertainment purposes only"3. Why thanks for calling, ther...
[MLB] Selig slithers, sarcastic Stern supports
2007-03-30 19:08:00 Bud Selig just doesn’t get it. Or he gets it but thinks we’re so stupid that we’ll just accept whatever he says. At a panel discussion sponsored by the American Society of Newspaper Editors, Selig defended the DirecTV deal. I agonized over” the decision ...
Sarcastic Hunter
2007-03-09 04:52:14 Former NHLer Dale Hunter, now the co-owner (with brother Mark) and coach of the OHL's London Knights has been suspended by the league for two games. Why? According to Hunter, "I didn't swear -- I got it for being sarcastic." This has to be a first. Sarcasm? Does Hunter run the risk of having more games tacked on to his suspension for his sarcastic response?
By: HockeyDirt
Witty and sarcastic Charley Rosen of Fox Sports was asked b
2007-01-14 13:39:01 Witty and sarcastic Charley Rosen of Fox Sports was asked by a reader to give his reasons on why certain NBA Greats or Near-Greats never won a NBA Championship. Here is what he had to say about these players. Charles Barkley ? because he rarely played defense, and wasn’t always in tip-top shape. Elgin Baylor ? because he never played defense and never practiced hard. George Gervin ? because he never played a lick of defense and was marshmallow-soft. Max Zaslofsky ? because he would rather score 20 and lose, than score 10 and win. Gus Johnson ? because the Knicks had more heart and were smarter than the Bullets. Artis Gilmore ? because he never used his full strength, wasn’t mean enough, and was marginally clumsy. Richie Guerin ? because he spent his best seasons with the hapless Knicks. Walt Bellamy ? because he was lazy and defenseless. Patrick Ewing ? because he was dim-witted, and a dud in the clutch. Connie Hawkins ? because he was an atrocious defend... |
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