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Sardar Jokes
2008-06-07 23:06:00 Brought to you by the monkeys at : World for fun 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. ————-212;————-;————&#-8212;———̵-2;- Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but ...
By: World for fun
Sardar jokes-Santa & Banta go out Fishing
2008-05-13 09:04:00 Santa and Banta decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport fishing.After fishing for 4 hours at various places around the lake with no luck at all they decided to try one more spot before calling it quits, Suddenly things started to happen, and they caught plenty of fish within twenty minutes.Banta said, "Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come."Santa says, "Good idea", and he took out a can of spray paint and made a large X on the floor of the boat....to mark the spot....Seeing that Banta shouted, "Why did you do that, now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish!"
Sardar jokes-Remarry
2008-05-09 09:08:00 Santa: If I die, will you remarry?Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?Santa: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
Open Letter to Bill Gates
2008-05-04 13:23:00 Open Letter to Bill Gates Dear Bill Gates, This letter is from Mr. Santa from Punjab. We have got a computer in our home and we face some Problem, which I want to bring to your notice. After... Visit http://jokesrfunny.blogspot.com- for more....
Sardar Vallabhai Patel Institute Of Textile Management - Admission 2008
2008-05-02 22:16:00 Sardar Vallabhai Patel Institute Of Textile Management - Admission 2008 (A National Level Autonomous Institute under the Ministry of Textiles, Government of India)SARDAR VALLABHBHAI PATEL INSTITUTE OF TEXTILE MANAGEMENT1483, AVANASHI ROAD, PEELAMEDUCOIMBATORE -641 004PHONE: 2571675, 2592205, 2570855FAX: 0422 2571623EMAIL: information@svpitm.ac.inApplica-tions are invited for admission to the following courses for the academic year 2008. Post Graduate Diploma in Textile Management (PGDTM) ProgrammeSpecializations : Textile Management Eligibility : Any degree in any discipline (preference for textiles). For Non-Textile / Non?Engineers two years experience in textile related industry is required Admission Process : Students for this program are selected based on the Management Aptitude Test (MAT) conducted by AIMA or the Written Test conducted by the Institute followed by Group Discussion and Interview Duration : 2 years Reservation : As per Government of India rules FEE : Rs 30,...
Urdu SMS - Hindi Sardar SMS - Hindi Funny SMS - Urdu Funny SMS
2008-04-27 21:42:00 Urdu SMS - Hindi Sardar SMS - Hindi Funny SMS - Urdu Funny SMSAuto Wala:Saab!30 Rupee Hue Sardar:Le 15 Rupee Auto Wala:Saab,Ye To Baimani He Sardar:Abe Baimani Kaisi?Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai____________________________-______Sardarji, Tell MeWhat Is The Meaning Of SMS?Sardar Angrily Said:I KnowIt Means..S - Sardaron KeM - Mazak Udane KiS - Service
Sardar Hits Again 2
2008-04-19 19:17:00 Sardar’s theory : Moon is more important than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Sardar Hits Again
2008-04-19 15:17:00 Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’ Man on his left says ‘Peter Scotch single’ Sardar says - ‘Baljith Singh Married’ SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Sardar Hits Again", url:... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Sardar Hits Again
2008-04-19 15:17:00 Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says ‘Johny Walker single’ Man on his left says ‘Peter Scotch single’ Sardar says - ‘Baljith Singh Married’ [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
Sardar shopkeeper scares attacker with bottle of red wine
2008-04-12 06:50:00 A brave shopkeeper picked up a £4.99 bottle of Blossom Hill red wine by the neck and chased an attacker out of his store in Suffolk, UK according to the Daily Mirror. The thug was left empty handed as he fled while Jasvinder Bains sprinted after him waving the bottle above his head. Bains has owned Bains Store in Pakefield, Suffolk, since he came to Britain from Punjab, India, 17 years ago. He certainly made good use of his wine! The thug's seven inch blade obviously could not deter the brave shopkeeper.
CM honours Padam Vibhushan awardee Dr. Sardar Anjum
2008-04-08 18:19:00 Shimla: Prof. Prem Kumar Dhumal, Chief Minister welcomed the Padam Vibhushan Awardee Dr. Sardar Anjum, who was on a short visit to Himachal Pradesh and honoured him with a shawl and traditional Himachali cap here today. Chief Minister said that the contribution of Dr. Sardar Anjum in the field of script writing and lyrics was magnificent. ...
Pitch Report - Sardar Patel Stadium, Ahmedabad
2008-04-02 11:52:00 The Sardar Patel Stadium by night. Established: 1982Capacity: 48,000Floodlights: YesEnds: Adani Pavilion End, GMDC EndHome Team: GujaratHead Groundsman: Dhiraj ParsanaTest History: 8 Tests (3 home wins, 1 away win, 4 draws)Tosses: 7 bat first (2 wins, 1 loss, four draws), 1 bowled first (1 loss) Overview One of the less frequented and less popular international grounds, the Sardar Patel Stadium hosted its first Test in 1983 and has been the venue for just seven more. The 50-acre plot on the banks of the Sarbarmati River was donated by the state government, and the formidable stadium took just nine months to complete. It is also known as the Motera, after the area in which it is located, and is formerly known as Gujarat Stadium. While the ground has witnessed some grand feats, such as Sunil Gavaskar's 10,000th Test run in 1986-87 and Kapil Dev's 432nd wicket, which took him past Richard Hadlee as Test cricket's leading wicket-taker, t...
Blonde Dent Remover
2008-03-21 10:49:00 A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a REPAIR shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and ...
By: instant Humour
Sardar jokes-Nobel prize
2008-03-12 08:09:00 A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the sardar and asks him, "Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing?"Santa replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize.""How?" asks the man, puzzled."Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field."
The blonde painter
2008-02-29 13:23:00 A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde ...
By: instant Humour
Football demystified
2008-02-25 11:28:00 A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time. ?Oh, I really liked it,? she replied, ?especially the tightpants and all the big muscles, ...
By: instant Humour
The blonde Patient in pain
2008-02-25 11:20:00 A girl says to her doctor, ?You have to help me. I hurt all over.? She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, ?Ow! That hurts.? She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, ?Ouch! That hurts, too.? She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, ...
By: instant Humour
Shaheed-e-Azam Sardar Bhagat Singh [Digg]
2008-01-24 05:41:00 March 23, martyrdom of the greatest and the most celebrated revolutionary of Indian freedom struggle. Shaheed-E-Azam Sardar Bhagat Singh is an enigma which has been totally misunderstood, even though immensely revered, down the generations.
By: Aman's Space
Salman Khan becomes Sardar for Sameer Karnik's Heroes
2008-01-23 22:09:00 Salman Khan may have almost finished two decades in the film industry, but he still keeps on getting newer and unexplored challenges even now.The handsome actor, who has played a variety of characters in his films, would now be doing something which he hasn't done before.Bollywood's very own bad boy would be seen playing a Sardar for the first time, in his upcoming film - Heroes - directed by Sameer Karnik!One casual look and you may feel, he is just another Sardar wearing the turban and sporting a beard. But a closer look and you will see those eyes, that drive a zillion female fans crazy!Apart from Salman, Heroes stars Sohail Khan, Vatsal Seth, Sunny Deol, Bobby Deol, Preity Zinta, Amrita Arora, Riya Sen and Mithun Chakraborty.Salman plays a military official in this road-trip film which is apparently inspired by the cult classic, The Motorcycle Diaries.In fact - to make the look more authentic - Salman even grew his own beard for three weeks, and has really worked hard, on g...
By: B4U India
Sardar?s Job Interview
2008-01-18 10:31:00 A sardarji goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. “So, Mr., can you tell us your age, please?” The sardarji counts carefully on his fingers for half a minute before replying. “Um … 22.” The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can you tell us your height, ...
By: instant Humour
Sardar jokes-Suger level
2008-01-14 19:00:00 Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.Wife observes the whole episode.Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?Sardar replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
Re: Brilliant sardar... A must Read
2008-01-14 12:30:00 A Sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by a game warden who didn't like Sardars.The game warden ordered the Sardar to show his hunting license, and the Sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one
By: LIGHTER MOMENTS
Re: [MyTuneBD.Com] FUNNY SARDAR G SMS JOKES
2008-01-14 08:27:00 sardar majak ke liye nahin hote ajj tum sardaron ke karn hi duniyan pe ho mere laollolal samjhe Noor Fatima <noorfatima31@yahoo.com>- wrote: Hi Friends, Let me share some HELL FUNNY SMS with you :-) ALL of these have been taken from http://WWW.SMSPILES.COM ------------------------------------------------------------------ Why was Sardar G arrested in a political rally? Because he saw a girl going around with a badge on her chest which said "PRESS" and Sardar G pressed it. For more please visit http://WWW.SMSPILES.COM ==============================- Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi For more please visit http://WWW.SMSPILES.COM ==============================- Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots...
[MyTuneBD.Com] FUNNY SARDAR G SMS JOKES
2008-01-12 08:37:00 Hi Friends, Let me share some HELL FUNNY SMS with you :-) ALL of these have been taken from http://WWW.SMSPILES.COM ------------------------------------------------------------------ Why was Sardar G arrested in a political rally? Because he saw a girl going around with a badge on her chest which said "PRESS" and Sardar G pressed it. For more please visit http://WWW.SMSPILES.COM ==============================- Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English. Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware' Teacher: What? Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi For more please visit http://WWW.SMSPILES.COM ==============================- Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Sardar ji: Yes it;s really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home. For more please visit http://WWW.SMSPILES.COM ==============================- Sardarji, tell me ......
A few Sardar Ji jokes
2008-01-05 05:28:00 *1.* Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" *2.* Sardar's theory : The moon is more important than the sun, because it gives light at night when light is needed but the sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! *3.* Sardar shouting at his girlfriend "You said you will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting for you yesterday whole day in the post Office....:o" *4.* Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal" (go), it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal....". Finally he wrote the conclusion..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......" *5.* A Tamil called up Sardar and asks "tamil therima??" Sardar got mad, and angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" *6.* 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so ...
Sardar jokes-Engine failure
2008-01-04 11:09:00 Fifteen minutes into the flight from Delhi to Kolkata, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry. We can fly just fine on two engines."An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry. We still have one engine left."A young Sardar passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel
2008-01-03 20:08:00 Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel?The Iron Man of India?Name : Sardar Vallabhbhai PatelDate of birth : 31 October 1875 Date of Death : 15 December 1950 Place of birth : Nadiad, Gujarat, IndiaPlace of death : Mumbai, Maharashtra, IndiaNationality: Indian Gender : Male Spouse : Jhaberaba Father : Jhaverbhai Mother : Ladbai Movement : Indian independence movement Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel (1875 ? 1950) was a political and social leader of India who played a major role in the country's struggle for independence and guided its integration into a united, independent nation. Sardar Patel was born on 31 October 1875 at Nadiad in Gujarat, into a family of well-to-do landlords of the Leva Patidar caste. Being the fourth son of the family he always remained neglected, but he had strong will power. Sardar Patel married at the age of 16. He desired to go to England to study law, but his family was not able to bear the expenses. So after his matriculation at the age of 22, he cleared the district ...
The Smart Sardar !!!
2008-01-03 12:19:00 A sardar and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia."If I ask you something that you don't know, you owe me Rs 5. The same goes if you ask me something I don't know." The sardar refused."Okay. If you don't know an answer, you pay me Rs 5, but if I don?t know an answer, I pay you Rs 50." The sardar accepted. The Lawyer went first."What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"The sardar didn't say anything, but merely reached into her purse, pulled out a Rs 5 bill and handed it to the lawyer. Then it was her turn."What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming down?"The lawyer had no idea, so he gave her a Rs 50 bill. u003cbr>"So, what is it?" u003cbr>u003cbr>The sardar said nothing, but merely reached into her purse and gave a Rs 5 bill to the lawyer.u003c/a>u003c/strong>u00-3c/div> u003cdiv styleu003d"border-right:#666 ...
Sardar jokes-Puzzle
2008-01-02 06:05:00 Two Sardar walk into a bar, each orders a drink. They go and sit down and start toasting and cheering, "51 days! 51 Days!!" About five minutes later, another Sardar walks in, orders a drink, and joins the other two in the cheering.Finally, another Sardar walks in with what looks like a picture. He puts the picture thing in the middle of the table, and starts cheering with the others, "51 days!51 days!!The Bartender starts too get really curious, so he walks over to discover that the picture is a Puzzle. He walks over to one of the Sardar and asks, "What on earth are you doing??""Well," the Sardar says, "everyone thinks Sardar are so stupid, so we proved them wrong. On the box of this puzzle, it says 2-4 years, but we finished it in only 51 days!!!
Sardar Bhagat Singh (1907 - 1931) Proud of INDIA
2007-12-18 17:07:00 Sardar Bhagat Singh (1907 - 1931)Family of PatriotsBhagat Singh was born in a Sikh family of farmers in the village of Banga of Layalpur district of Punjab (now in Pakistan) on September 27th of 1907. His family stood for patriotism, reform, and freedom of the country. His grandfather Arjun Singh was drawn to Arya Samaj, a reformist movement of Hinduism, and took keen interest in proceedings of the Indian National Congress. Bhagat Singh's father Kishen Singh and uncle Ajit Singh were members of Ghadr Party founded in the U.S. in early years of this century to route British rule in India. Both were jailed for alleged anti-British activities. Ajit Singh had 22 cases against him and was forced to flee to Iran. Thereafter he went to Turkey, Austria, Germany and finally to Brazil to escape Black Water (Kalapani) punishment for his revolutionary activities in India.The Jalianwala Bagh MassacreYoung Bhagat Singh was brought up in a politically charged state of Punjab which was left wit...
By: RayOfHope
Sardar jokes-Going home early
2007-12-15 11:08:00 Three sardars who work in the same office notice that their boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after he leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, he never calls or comes back, so how will he know?The 1st Sardar is thrilled to get home early. he does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.The 2nd Sardar is elevated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date.The 3rd Sardar is also very happy to be home early, but as he goes upstairs he hears noises coming from his bedroom. he quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see his wife in bed with HIS BOSS! Ever so gently, he closes the door and creeps out of his house.The next day, the other two Sardar talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the 3rd Sardar if he wants to leave early also, he exclaims, "NO WAY! Yesterday I almost got caught!"
Sardar jokes-Hanging for life
2007-12-11 10:51:00 There were eleven people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane.Ten were sardar, and one was a girl. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn?t, then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the girl said, "I'll get off."After a really touching speech from the girl saying she would get off, all of the sardar started Clapping.
Sardar jokes - Weight loss
2007-12-04 10:47:00 The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he wouldlose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,but he had a problem."What's the problem?" asked the doctor.I'm 2400 kms from home.
Short sardarji joke - Accident
2007-12-04 10:44:00 At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Sardar : Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
Sardar joke - Santa banta fishing
2007-12-01 10:31:00 santa singh & banta singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.One day they had a huge haul of 30 fish. santa said to banta."There's lots of fish here! Mark this spot so that we can come heretomorrow." The next day when they were driving to rent the boat,santa asked banta , "Did you mark that spot?" banta replied,"Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of the boat!" santa said, "You fool! What if we dont get that same boat today!?!?"
Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Sardar sms
2007-12-01 03:28:00 Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Sardar SMS3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.Policeman gives hand to stop....sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga....
Sardar jokes-Santa in heaven
2007-11-21 11:26:00 Santa Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth.In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".2. How many seconds are there in a year?Santa thought for a few minutes and answered...1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.2. There are 12 seconds in a year.Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct.But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"Santa replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."Saint Peter lets him in without another word"
Sardar jokes-Santa and Banta
2007-11-20 04:46:00 Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you're no miner!"On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?Santa says, "Oh sure."The boss asks how deep underground he worked.Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground. "The boss says, "20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground? "Santa says, "Oh, I didn't need a light, I worked on the day shift!"
Sardar jokes-Who dunnit
2007-11-06 05:17:00 The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?No, your honor," replied Banta, "I've got a lawyer to do the defending. I'm the person who done it.
Sardar jokes
2007-10-30 05:29:00 Santa: My wife is still scared of waterBanta: how come?Santa: yesterday when i went home, she was in the bath tub with the security guard!!----------Santa to his wife: darling, years ago u had a figure like coke bottle.Jeeto: yes darling i still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300mlnow it's 1.5 ltr.-----------Nurse: congrats santa, you are a father.Santa: don't tell my wife, i want to surprise her!
Sardar jokes-The archery contest
2007-10-27 06:32:00 Once upon a time there was an archery contest.The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers!The second archer with a cape lines up in position.He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts Robin Hood's arrow into two!!!He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!!!! The crowd cheers!!Finally our Santa in cape lines up in position... He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!It flies past the crowd and kills the king!!! Then the man takes off his cape and screams:I AM...... SORRY
Santa banta sardar jokes
2007-10-25 13:45:00 Santa: Wow Banta, Where did you get the cycle, from? Banta: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady came in this cycle and asked me -"want a ride Mr. Singh?" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr. Singh. take anything" Santa is quite excited and asks "What did you do Santa?" Banta: I took the cycle. Santa: good show - you wouldn?t have fit into her clothes!
Sardar Strikes again
2007-10-23 17:45:00 Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard". *******************************-****************Sardar at bar in New York.Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" *******************************-*************
By: LIGHTER MOMENTS
Short sardar jokes - santa banta
2007-10-23 07:41:00 Enjoy 5 short sardar jokes !? Q: How do you recognize a Santa's son in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.? Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?Banta: Me too, after you leave.? Banta: Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in our street except one."Wife: I'll bet it's that stuck-up Rupa at number 14.? Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge said: What will you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.? The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?No, your honor," replied Banta, "I've got a lawyer to do the defendin'. I'm the person who done it.
Sardar jokes collection
2007-10-23 07:18:00 plz, post all the sarder releted jokes here :party::party:
Sardargi group - Pictures
2007-10-16 16:56:00 [[ This is just a summary . Click on the headline for full story . Thank you - bk@bksaran.info]]
Sardarji jokes
2007-10-07 21:16:00 With all the craziness surrounding us there isn’t much time for jokes, but Sardarji jokes always bring a smile on one’s face. Here are some I received by email today. Enjoy! American told sardar: Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai. Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai. ————-212;————-;————&#-8212;—- Where were ...
By: MicroPakistan
Sardar Jokes
2007-10-07 08:35:00 Interviewer : what is your birth date?Sardar: 13th OctoberInterviewer : Which year?Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe ...... EVERY YEAR :-)---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" ....Managr: wht can i do? ..Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai :-)--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis aane par,wife : aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,"vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!!----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shayari by sardar:-khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..Khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..Road pe jake dekha to khidki me koi nai tha :-)--------------------------------------------------------------------------INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed.How...
By: Mobile Funny SMS
Sardar SMS Messages,Jokes
2007-08-17 03:48:00 sardar's girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said " Treat me like your wife" sardar picked up her clothes and started to wash them ............!Two sardarji's looking at an egyptian mummy;sardar1:luk, so many bandages pakka truck accident case;sardar2:areh, truck number is also written, BC-1700.sardar asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T"sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.**Sardar falls in love with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."**Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &says - What a shit ?"I read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?Librarian : So, U are d one who took the TelephoneDirectory....**A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question;Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.**One tourist from America asked to Sardar: Any great ...
By: SMS BUDDY
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