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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Ehepartnergespräch an der Euro 08 (Teil 1)
2008-06-08 00:00:00 heute schaute ich mir das eröffnungsspiel schweiz - tschechien an, zusammen mit meiner frau, einer an fussball zwangsinteressierten. diskussion am schluss des spieles:schatzeli: du, da gibt es doch bei den schweizern einen streller. w...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Karikatur: Bye, bye, Hillary Clinton
2008-06-08 00:00:00 hillary hat definitiv aufgegeben und verabschiedet sich aus dem wahlkampf gegen obama:. . über die wahlen in amerika:Onkel Baracks Hütte: TAZ rassistisch? Clinton und Obama nun vereintRegiert bald ein Zombie Amerika? the change (McCain vs...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Euro 08 Splitter: Uefa verbietet Mercedes- Stern
2008-06-08 00:00:00 die uefa greift nach den sternen, titelte die sonntagszeitung eine randnotiz zur em 08. nicht nur fans müssen in fanzonen biergetränke anderer marken mit papier abdecken oder dürfen keine leibchen mit deutlichen markenaufdrucken von ni...
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The Latest Reorg
2008-06-07 05:51:00 Fernandez is no longer assigned to Special Projects.An executive like Fernandez is assigned to Special Projects when senior management does not know what to do with him. The executive has most likely adeptly demonstrated that he has reached his level of incompetence, a.k.a. The Peter Principle, and must now be relegated to a position in which he cannot harm himself or the company.But then an interesting thing always seems to happen. After a period of time, senior management forgets that the executive in charge of Special Projects is incompetent because he has not been given the opportunity to demonstrate that incompetence for quite some time.So senior management puts him back in the game, while demonstrating their own incompetence and lack of good judgement. They announced the reorg today, and it looks like Smithee will now have a matrix reporting relationship to both Mulhausen and Fernandez. Mulhausen will handle domestic and Fernandez will handle international. Senior management h...
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Early Reports on Hillary?s Concession Speech
2008-06-07 02:59:00 While its still anyone’s guess what Hilllary will say this weekend, we managed to find what we suspect is a leaked version of her concession speech. Will the dream ticket become a reality? Or will Hillary be forced to wallow in defeat? Perhaps this underground version of her concession speech might shed some ...
New Poll Set Up at ZZ N&S
2008-06-07 02:42:00 We have retired our poll on whether or not Barack or Hillary would win the Democrat nomination. Once again our readers hit the nail on the head. While it’s not official we figured we might as well start counting up your votes for the big prize in November. Choose between Sen. John “Marverick” McCain ...
[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] SVP:SVP = 3:0 für die Abtrünnigen
2008-06-07 00:00:00 . 3:0 für die abtrünnigen / davon 3 eigentore der original- svp / und toni brunner ist weg vom fenster. dies das fazit nach der arena des schweizer fernsehens zum thema svp- spaltung, was jetzt? . einen kapitaleren fehler, als an die...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Internetsucht ruiniert Partnerschaft (Foto)
2008-06-07 00:00:00 klarer kann man das problem und die resultierende konsequenz wohl nicht ausdrücken:. . über süchte und suchtmittel:Staatliche Schwarzwäldertorten- Abgabe an Fettsüchtigekrassse Anti- Alkohol- Werbung in PissoirsEin koksender Politiker ...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Message des Baumes an uns (Foto)
2008-06-06 00:00:00 eine message an alle baumpinkler? oder eine an jene, die sagen, das waldsterben sei vergangenheit? oder ist es schlicht eine message der natur an uns alle? also nehmt es euch zu herzen und pinkelt während der em- 08 nicht an jeden bau...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Onkel Baracks Hütte: TAZ rassistisch?
2008-06-06 00:00:00 die TAZ gerät eigentlich kaum in den verdacht, rassistisch zu schreiben oder stock- konservativ ausgerichtet zu sein. 1978 als linksliberale alternative zu den deutschen massenmedien gegründet, hob sich das blatt u. a. hervor durch st...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Angriff der SVP- Abweichler im Internet (mit SVP- L
2008-06-06 00:00:00 diese internetseite (video- blog) der liberalen svp- abtrünnigen wird bei der ur- svp für rote köpfe sorgen! . mit dem svp. tv eröffnen die berner abtrünnigen im internet die mitgliederjagd für ihre liberale svp. name der künftige...
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Blair Does Not Miss Me
2008-05-31 09:07:00 Blair does not miss me which is why I miss her.Blair only tells me she misses me when she does not miss me. She only does not miss me when she is interested in someone else. She has a very short attention span, so if I'm not around and someone interesting starts paying attention to her, she does not miss me because she is busy with someone else.But Blair does not find many people interesting. So when I'm away and she does not say that she misses me, I know that nobody interesting is paying attention to her and therefore, I know that she actually does miss me. Blair will never tell me that she misses me if she really does miss me because she wants me to think she's busy with someone else so that I won't forget about her. She only tells me she misses me if she wants me to forget about her so that I won't suspect she's busy with someone else. So whenever Blair does not tell me that she misses me, it makes me miss her because I know she really misses me. Our meetings here end...
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Top 3 Gay Marriage Cartoons of the Week
2008-05-30 03:00:00 You can bet that gay marriage will be one of those main stream American issues that will clearly help moderates and independents decide what party they want in the White House influencing the Supreme Court makeup. We’ve chosen three political cartoons that captures the moment in all its rainbow colored glory. It will be interesting to ...
[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Tanga- Tausch im Meer (Werbe- Videos)
2008-05-30 00:00:00 fussballer tauschen leibchen, wie wäre es, wenn badende dies mit ihrem unterteil tun? zwei werbevideos mit überraschendem ausgang von agfa und sprite zeigen, wie dies gehen könnte:. im agfa- clip machen sich drei girls über einen sc...
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Lane Splitting 101 - A Reason to Envy Californians
2008-05-29 16:01:00 The Breakin' the Law crew have been sprung from jail and are at it once again: The latest installment -- Lane Splitting 101 -- carries on the quest to bring you the finest in immoral, unlawful (in most states) and idiotic motorcycle entertainment. As always children, don't try this at home (even if you do live in California) or at least don't do it because you saw it here. We have good lawyers and we'll chain whip you if you sue us because you got hurt doing something stupid. It wasn't our fault, you were an abused child or something. Basically, the voices in your head aren't ours. What follows is a work of fiction, and all visual representations were rendered using our really big, air-cooled SGI computer that makes a scary humming noise like the ones they used to make dinosaurs in "Jurassic Park". In some of the heavily congested areas of the world, motorcycle commuting has mutated to cope with obscenely high traffic levels. This perversion is known as ...
[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] US- Demokraten wieder Einheit
2008-05-29 00:00:00 die us- demokraten haben sich unter einbezug der beiden aushängeschilder barack obama und hillary clinton wieder geeint, ja gar vereint und ziehen nun am gleichen strick: wie sagt man so schön in der schweiz: de gschiider giit noh, de e...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Nahrung rächt sich (Kunst- Fotos)
2008-05-28 00:00:00 über jahrhunderte haben wir menschen unsere nahrungsmittel ausgebeutet, drangsaliert, bespritzt, neue rassen gezüchtet (woran erinnert mich dies), bevor sie erwachsen waren eingesperrt in kellern (österreich lässt grüssen), in öf...
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Prostitutes Are Not Dysfunctional
2008-05-27 02:36:00 I do not like prostitutes because they like me. I do not like things I can have; I like things I cannot have. Blair was a bitch, Blendi was a virgin, Athena was a Lesbian, Lucia was a religious fanatic. If nothing else, I like women who cannot be mine because they belong to someone else. Prostitutes belong to everyone, including me, which is why I can never have one. If a prostitute turned me down, then I would want her. But since prostitutes will always never turn me down, I will always never want one. Most of all, I like women who are dysfunctional. Prostitutes are not dysfunctional and here's why: The rules are very well defined and are explicitly stated up frontTheir cost of doing business is standard across all servicesReligious beliefs do not restrict servicesThey are not passive aggressive; they say what they mean and mean what they sayYou always meet their expectationsYou do not need to fit their predefined standard of what a man should beThere is never anything that needs ...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Blocher soll aus der Kirche rausgeworfen werden
2008-05-25 00:00:00 keine angst, es handelt sich um pfarrer gerhard blocher, christoph blochers bruder, der schon vor einigen wochen im zustande geistiger verwirrtheit (hoffen wir, es war ein solch einigermassen entschuldbarer hintergrund) ein wirres, men...
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Gay Quasi-Marriage Established by Gay Activist Judges
2008-05-24 08:20:00 Listen to the unspeakable animated truth regarding Gay “Quasi-Marriage” from Right Wing Ralphie. Courtesy of Mark Fiore. Thank you Mark !! Share This
[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Video: Schuldenberatung für Familie Merkel- Beck
2008-05-24 00:00:00 die familie merkel- beck aus berlin ist hoch verschuldet. ein fall für den schuldenberater johannes schlüetter. der schuldenberater besucht mutter angela und vater kurt in berlin und versucht à la super nanny deren haushalt wieder in d...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Wanted Errorist
2008-05-24 00:00:00 nachdem im zusammenhang mit dem aufruf der al kaida, die euro 08 zu terrorisieren, sogar wolfgang schäuble als sicherheits- chef der em 08 eingesetzt wurde, wird nun nach einem weiteren verbrecher gefahndet: wer bewirken kann, dass der...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Regiert bald ein Zombie Amerika? 1173 Krankenakten
2008-05-24 00:00:00 1173 seiten ärztliche befunde über präsidentschaftskandidat john mccain öffentlich gemacht: alt aber tauglich, das fazit. ihm fehle, ausser ein paar altersbeschwerden, so zum beispiel schwindelanfälle beim schnellen aufstehen oder ...
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Bangkok
2008-05-23 07:49:00 Blair finally approved my trip to Bangkok. Smithee sent her a message explaining that if I couldn't go to Bangkok, he would send me to the Philippines to help the TV division with their SAP implementation. This would not require her approval, since it's another division and would only require approval from the TV divsion's Finance department which has happily approved my trip because they need the expertise. By the way, I have no SAP expertise, but Blair does not know that. Even so, I'm sure the TV department wouldn't care if I had SAP expertise or not because expertise in this company is really not a requirement for anything. Regardless, she immediately approved my trip to Bangkok because she believes the Philippines is much worse than Bangkok. Well, I don't know which is worse, but I'll at least be an expert on Bangkok when I'm through and can talk intelligently about Bangkok when I'm done. I'm tired. I think I'll go to sleep....
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Video: McCain über Homosexuelle (TV- Talk)
2008-05-23 00:00:00 john mccain wurde in einem tv- talk zur homesexuellen- frage herausgefordert. die moderatorin ellen degenere verkündete ihm, dass sie ihre langjährige freundin gedenke zu heiraten. mccain meinte zur legalen möglichkeit, dass homosexu...
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Hamas Peace Partners Attack Israel - Where is Jimmy Carter ?
2008-05-22 18:39:00 This time it was a four-ton truck bomb, stopped by vigilant security guards before it could cross the Gaza border: Palestinian truck bomber attacks border crossing. GAZA (Reuters) - A truck laden with four tonnes of explosives blew up near an Israeli border crossing with the Hamas-ruled Gaza Strip on Thursday but only the suicide bomber ...
Troubleshooting
2008-05-22 02:26:00 The best way to troubleshoot an issue in Technology is to blame someone else. Anger them into troubleshooting the issue to prove you wrong, then when they come back and throw the root cause down at your feet with arrogant vindication, all you have to do is fix the issue. They did the hard part. That's how I handled Bonnie Body today. She's in charge of Interfaces. She's got a hot bod with what appear to be fake tits. I'm not a big fan of fake tits. I'm not a big fan of basketball either, but if I'm at a bar and a game is on the big screen, it definitely holds my attention. I've always just admired her body but never really had interest. She's always so serious. But today she just seemed so angry and excited at the same time, I got all angry and excited. For the first time ever I saw a glint of mutual interest in her eye. So I asked her what she did for fun. Surprisingly, she started talking about her personal life. I expected her to blow off the question an...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] US- Verdienste vor 40 Jahren und heute
2008-05-22 00:00:00 in amerika vergrösserte sich die schere zwischen den topverdienern und den normalen angestellten oder arbeitern massiv. . general motors, grösstes us- unternehmen ende der 60er jahre:jahres- durchschnittslohn eines arbeiters auf die heut...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Neapel, das neue Sodom und Gomorrha (Bilderserie)
2008-05-22 00:00:00 . . . . . . . berluscoin wusste schon früher, wie man italien flippert. in welchem jahrhundert leben wir eigentlich? schaut euch diese bilder von neapel an. seit vielen monaten das gleiche bild, der gleiche gestank. wozu haben die, ...
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Blair and Bangkok
2008-05-20 04:24:00 Blair will not sign and approve my Travel Authorization form for a business trip to Thailand next week so that I can take care of urgent company business. She will, however, sign and approve a travel authorization form for a trip to Singapore where I have absolutely no company business. So even though my business is in Thailand, she will only approve a trip to Singapore.Blair has been very impressed with Singapore since the caning of Michael Fay in 1994. She has had little respect for Bangkok since the song One Night in Bangkok by Murray Head. While Blair certainly thinks Thailand is a beautiful place, she does not believe it's the place for me. Blair does not trust me in the same building, so there's no way in hell she's going to let me go to Bangkok. I told Blair that Fessler the CIO specifically requested that I go to Bangkok. The form had already been signed by my boss Alan Smithee. And although Smithee doesn't really exist, like everyone else in the company, Blai...
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Ants Celebrate Seventy Years Of Hatred
2008-05-19 18:27:00 Gulag 13, Essex Colony 3473 — Within the bowels of the Formicidae Mining Company, worker ants celebrate seven decades of glorious labour as one of Britain’s oldest surviving plantations (Gulag 13) became listed as the oldest colony in ant history. Official celebrations are set to take place later this evening. Gulag 13 was first ...
McCain?s Comedy on SNL: Some Advice for Democrats
2008-05-19 03:17:00 John McCain on Saturday Night Live. Wow! No sign of temper here and the audience seems to have enjoyed it. American politics… a comedy in its own right! Share This
Top Five Polygamy Cartoons of the Week
2008-05-18 21:19:00 Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll. Share This
Wanna Visit The Blockbuster VHS-tastic Living Museum?
2008-05-18 11:57:00 You too can take a trip back through time to… um… 10 years ago, and visit the Blockbuster Video Living Museum [Website - TheLostGirl?s Blog]. The idea is to take people on a magical journey back through time to the turn of (this) century and remember the olden days where you HAD to physically go ...
Blair vs. Fiona
2008-05-17 01:56:00 Blair stood there staring down Fiona (Conklin's dead slutty wife's evil sister Fiona the Cunt) with this look of quiet but inevitable death in her eyes. Fiona stared back with an equally calm expression of dire hatred and adamant desire to destroy her opponent. Both of their faces were molded in stone cold granite. They were about to engage. I couldn't wait. This was going to be bloody. Well... More muddy than bloody.Both women were... Naked, ankle deep in mud. The crowd was going crazy. I stood at one side of the ring; I was the referee. This was going to be the best mud wrestling match any of us had ever seen. The two attacked at the same time. The crowd started screaming for blood. Which is also how I felt at first. But then, watching them both rolling around in the mud all naked and sexual like that... Well, at that point, I just wanted them to kiss. I haven't had a wet dream since I was a kid. But by God, they did start kissing. And this wrestling match turned in to o...
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What Hillary and Eight Belles Have in Common
2008-05-17 01:40:00 Tasteless I know, but true… Share This
Birthday with Blair
2008-05-16 00:52:00 Blair took me to a very expensive Sushi dinner for my birthday. This was a very sweet gesture on her part and only cost me $160. Blair's husband is also in Finance and watches every debit like a hawk. If a restaurant is not on their approved vendor list, Blair is not allowed to spend a dime at that establishment. Her weekly expense report is reviewed and approved by her husband with strict criteria without exceptions. My favorite Sushi restaurant does not happen to be on this approved vendor list because it's overpriced from his perspective.So Blair gave me the choice of going to my favorite Sushi restaurant and paying for it myself or settling for a restaurant on their approved list and letting her pay. I chose my restaurant. It's my birthday, right?We started off with drinks. I had a dirty martini, she had a greyhound. She asked me about Chelsea the Intern by saying, Cute intern this year. If I act like I don't think Chelsea the Intern is cute, Blair will know that...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Wenn TV- Moderatoren total ausrasten (unzensiertes
2008-05-16 00:00:00 geniesst, wie der amerikanische tv- moderator bill oreilly ausrastete, weil sein teleprompter nicht richtig funktionierte (unzensiert, ohne nachträglich eingefügte piepser, wegen unflätiger ausdrücke):. . . . . . . . . weitere unter...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Heissluft- Kraftwerk in Berlin geplant (Exklusiv- F
2008-05-15 00:00:00 die energieversorgung in ganz berlin ist gelöst! mit einem neuen, völlig revolutionären energiegewinnungskonzept wird berlin in die geschichte eingehen und energietechnisch weltweit massstäbe setzen. das modell basiert auf berechnun...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Der wahre Wert des Dollars (Foto)
2008-05-14 00:00:00 (auf das bild klicken, um es in voller grösse zu sehen) . so versteht man endlich den wahren wert der amerikanischen währung. die ganzen hintergründe. unter den lesern meines blogs gibt es sicher eine/ n begnadete/ n grafiker/ in. a...
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OFF THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE, BUY THE PEOPLE (SATIRE)
2008-05-13 10:07:00 Act 1 Scene 1 Enter the hero - a schoolboy Sam, aged 16 in his uniform along with his girlfriend Sop 750 Views | comments (44) | Tags: sceme freak out laloo huge collection SATIRE
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Birthday
2008-05-13 03:30:00 Well, it's my birthday today.Okay, moving on...Remember Friday? Later that evening, Conklin, Detective Curran (aka Rob Jackhoff) and I took a look at the CD that allegedly contained incriminating evidence against us. I popped the CD into my computer and an interesting thing happened. The CD did NOT in fact contain evidence against Conklin and myself. The CD DID in fact contain the infamous "Fuck You Very Much" virus. My computer is toast. Conklin's dead slutty wife's evil sister Fiona the Cunt is a big fucking cunt. Have I mentioned that lately?Here's what I can piece together... Conklin's dead slutty wife's evil sister Fiona the Cunt does NOT have evidence against us. She DOES have a copy of Conklin deflowering Blendi the Virgin. She also has McKinney's work print of his 3D porn film. She did NOT actually call the police and the police did NOT actually call back; it must have been a friend or relative. I think she wanted to see how I would deal with the...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Restaurant auf einem Baum
2008-05-13 00:00:00 anstatt kontinuierlich über die wirtschaftslage zu jammern, sollte man risikobereit und innovativ sein. dies gilt auch für besitzer von restaurants und gaststätten. die ersten restaurants, die sich als nichtraucher- restaurant tituli...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Rechtzeitig zu Pfingsten: Heiligenschein- Politiker
2008-05-13 00:00:00 wer keinen heiligenschein hat, oder nach gewissen eskapaden einen nötig hätte, der besorgt sich einfach einen via geschickt geplante medienkonferenz:. horst seehofer bei einem trachtenfest 2007. bundespräsident köhler auf seinem amt...
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Satire - Hillary Clinton: ‘My Supporters are Racist!’
2008-05-12 04:02:00 Saturday Night Live Show — 05/10/08 >> LateNight Jokes of The Week REFERENCES: 1. Seeds of Destruction — The Clintons have never understood how to exit the stage gracefully. Their... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]
[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Karikatur: Burma- Blockade
2008-05-12 00:00:00 militär an der grenze zu burma: stopp, sie könnten jemanden überfahren! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . weiteres zu burma oder myanmar:Nach Zyklon: Blogger für Burma reaktiviertSchock- Video aus Burma (Myanmar) ...
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U.S. of KKKA Endorses Hillary Clinton
2008-05-11 13:23:00 The US of KKKA link to ABC News footage will remain front and center in this campaign going forward as the ultimate wedge issue, race, takes front and center in the Democrat presidential campaign… How ironic… (WASHINGTON) ? Just a day after Sen. Hillary Clinton told a reporter that she dominates presidential rival Sen. Barack Obama ...
[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Unwörter und kuriose Begriffe (Sammlung)
2008-05-10 00:00:00 ich möchte mit eurer hilfe versuchen, eine sammlung an unwörtern zu erstellen. gesucht sind begriffe, deren eigentliche aussage irgendwie lustig, kurios, mehrdeutig, oder schlicht dumm ist. weitere solche begriffe oder unwörter in...
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[Lupe, der Satire-Blog] Windows- Tetris vs. Menschen- Tetris
2008-05-10 00:00:00 wii, gameboy, xbox, pc und co bringen eine neue tetris- variante heraus. gespielt wird in mehreren realtitäsnahen fenstern gleichzeitig. first screenshot of WindowsTetris:. . für die, die es noch nicht kennen: die tetris- variante ...
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Black Olives
2008-05-09 03:37:00 Conklin has a tummy ache. Conklin's dead slutty wife's evil sister Fiona the Cunt did call the police and the police did say a detective would get back to her. Conklin has been very upset ever since. Which is why he's been eating too many black olives. When Conklin gets upset, he usually calms himself down by smoking an American Spirit. Unfortunately, he recently quit smoking. Fortunately, eating black olives seems to have a similar calming effect, although not quite as satisfying. Unfortunately, eating too many black olives makes him sick to his stomach. Personally, my preference would be green olives, because that reminds me of drinking a martini, which would calm me down if I were upset. "Why aren't you upset?" Conklin asked. "She called the cops.""We didn't kill your slutty wife," I calmly said. "The truck did." "Failing to kill someone is still a crime. It's called Attempted Murder.""Conklin,&quo-t; I said. "When ...
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