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Steven Seagal returns as The Cockpuncher!
2008-06-04 15:19:00 Today sees the release of the eagerly awaited “The Onion Movie”. The Onion is featured quite regularly here at About:Blank so you guys should love this. It features our favourite (after Chuck of course) has-been action heroes, Steven Seagal in a self-mocking sketch called “The Cockpuncher” and Melissa Cherry, a Britney Spears style teenybopper with hits ...
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Book Review: Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal
2008-05-23 18:41:00 Dr. Royce reviews this 400-page tome by AICN writer Vern dedicated to all things Steven Seagal.
By: Geeks of Doom
Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal
2008-04-28 18:04:00 What a title! A whole 352 page book based around the ass kicking tales of Steven Seagal! The cover describes the book as ?an in-depth study of the world?s only aikido instructor turned movie star/director/writer/blues guitarist/energy drink inventor ? the ass-kicking auteur Steven Seagal. From Above the Law to his Mountain Dew commercials, his entire career is ...
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The Jean-Claude Van Damme/Steven Seagal Movie That Never Will Be??Demolitio
2008-03-03 23:12:00 The Jean-Claude Van Damme/Steven Seagal Movie That Never Will Be?'Demolition Man'Remember when films like “Under Siege 2: Dark Territory” and “Time Cop” were dignified with theatrical releases? Yeah, I’m getting misty-eyed too. I got a chance to talk at length the other day with the one and only Jean-Claude Van Damme and the interview is definitely worth checking out if you’ve ever been a fan. I really felt for the guy as he wistfully hoped for a comeback. Anyway, in the course of our chat, Van Damme revealed that he and Seagal nearly came to blows on the screen way back when in a little film called “Demolition Man!” Here’s what he told me: “Years ago it was proposed that I would do a film with Steven Seagal. I was supposed to be in ‘Demolition Man’ with him. It was a great project. The script I read was a lot different than the one Sly did with Wesley Snipes. I was the bad guy. He was the good guy because he ...
By: El Cine
Van Damme, Seagal nearly came to blows in the 90s: Stallone
2008-02-06 09:19:00 Action heroes Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal nearly came to fist-fighting once in the late Nineties to prove who was more tough, says fellow star Sylvester Stallone. The ‘Rocky Balboa’ star has even revealed that he hosted a party in 1997 to settle the row over who was stronger between Van Damme and Seagal. "At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard,” Contactmusic quoted him as saying. "Seagal made his excuses and left. But Van Damme, who was berserk, tracked him down at a nightclub and offered him out again," he added. Though the fight did not ensue the altercation between the two stars, Stallone is sure that Seagal would fall deficient had the brawl taken place. "Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it," Stallone said. (ANI)
By: B4U India
Are You a Bill Murray, Mel Gibson, or Steven Seagal Fan??
2008-01-31 05:22:00 If so then you may want to check out these pretty nifty deals. You can pick up a 3 pack of Bill Murray movies, Groundhog Day (one of my all time favorites), Stripes, and Ghostbusters for $7.98 shipped. You can check that out Here. If Mel Gibson is your man (and that ...
Politehinica Bucuresti in filmul lui Steven Seagal
2008-01-28 14:55:00 … sau invers via Dinculescu
By: Cititul e gratis
Steven Seagal Visits Buddhist Temple in Kalmykia
2007-11-23 00:00:00 On November 20 Steven Seagal ? famous Hollywood actor and Buddhism follower ? arrived to the Republic of Kalmykia of the RF to visit the biggest in Europe Buddhist temple and to attend student Europe Boxing Cup in Elista, the capital of Kalmykia. According to the press-service of the republic?s head ...
Grčve SNCF : le régime spécial de Steven Seagal
2007-11-17 00:00:00 Regime specialenvoyé par mozinor Si vous ne le connaissez pas encore, je vous invite ŕ découvrir Suchablog, une équipe de bloggeurs comme on les aime !...
By: Eparsa Magazine
Steven Seagal - Songs from the Crystal Cave (Kegyetlenül hangulatos blues)
2007-11-15 23:04:00 Remélem ezzel a bejegyzéssel örömet szerzek pár embernek. :) Nem tudom mikor ismertem meg ezt az albumot, és azt sem hogy utoljára mikor vettem el?. Nézegettem egyre terebélyesed? zenegy?jteményem és sikerült ráakadnom újból. Most is ez szól, és annyira fasz módra vigyorgok t?le, hogy azt elképzelni sem lehet :) Egyébként megjegyezném, hogy Steven Seagal sem egy cs?látó figura, mivel van ezen az albumon gospelkórustól kezdve a raggázáson át minden. Persze a blues-os témázgatások, énekelgetések, szólózások sem hiányozhatnak. Nem is hiányoznak. A blues egyébként rádöbbent arra, hogy gyakran a kevesebb több. Mind szövegileg, mind zeneileg. Csodálatos :)
5 women myths ? Steven Seagal joke inside!
2007-10-07 03:27:00 1. Women don’t crave sex; If you think you?re not having sex because women don?t like it, then you?ve been living under a rock. You need proof? Take a look at women magazines! When it comes to sexuality, some of them are even more specific than Maxim. More proof? Multiple orgasms. The truth is that every ...
Steven Seagal Rockstar
2007-10-01 06:44:00 =========Improving Sex LifeA doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts.""Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'. Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.""Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his 'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut."The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wo...
Steven Seagal de Compras
2007-09-24 15:30:00 Excelente video de Steven Seagal comprando un refresco y es que por todas las peliculas que hemos visto de el, en verdad parece que toda su vida asi se la pasa golpeando a todos y rompiendo huesos por todas partes.Visto en: marcianos.com.mx
Steven Seagal Blames The FBI For Death Of His Career
2007-08-21 18:00:00 Five years after the FBI began an investigation into Steven Seagal over alleged mafia connections and the harassment of a journalist the once hot action movie hero is demanding an apology. Seagal’s spokesman, which probably just means Seagal but in a different voice, released a statement to the Los Angeles Times: “False FBI accusations fueled ...
By: Wild Bluff Media
Steven Seagal says FBI probe ruined career
2007-08-20 12:45:00 Steven Seagal, whose action movies once were major box-office attractions, believes false allegations by FBI agents ruined his career, the Los Angeles Times reported on Friday. The comments in the Times are the first Seagal has made publicly about an investigation begun some five years ago by the FBI into accusations he intimidated a reporter and had ties to organized crime. The Times said Seagal is demanding an apology from the FBI. A spokesman for the actor was not immediately available on Friday.
By: Attuworld
Seagal - Pweeese Stop Being Mean To Me!
2007-08-19 21:00:00 I almost did one of those spit takes when I read this ridiculous article about how Steven Seagal blames his slumbering career on the FBI. He says that his lull in the Movie Business is because of the negative publicity that resulted from the FBI affidavit that accused him of hiring former private eye Anthony Pellicano ...
By: Mac's Opinion
Action star Steven Seagal Wants an FBI Apology
2007-08-18 18:26:00 Not long ago, Steven Seagal was one of the best-paid action stars in Hollywood. The martial arts master played crime-busting anti-heroes in films that generated more than $1 billion in ticket and DVD sales during the 1990s. Now he appears in low-budget productions that go straight to video. Seagal says he knows why: Five years ago, he was implicated in a plot to frighten two journalists out of writing unflattering stories about him and his former business partner. An FBI affidavit detailed allegations that Seagal hired private eye Anthony Pellicano to terrorize one of the reporters, a freelancer working for the Los Angeles Times. The investigation soon changed course, focusing on allegations that Pellicano spied on celebrities and other members of the Hollywood elite. The onetime detective-to-the-stars is in federal prison, awaiting trial on wire-tapping and other charges. Seagal and the alleged plot to intimidate journalists became a footnote. The actor was never charged, and ...
Steven Seagal: The FBI Killed My Career
2007-08-18 15:03:00 Movie buffs might assume that '90s action star Steven Seagal's career took a nosedive due to changing audience tastes, the emergence of younger muscle-bound actors or that his acting was less than Oscar-worthy. Well, you could be mistaken. According to Seagal, it's the FBI's fault that he now stars in low-budget movies that go straight to video. And he wants an apology from the bureau.
Steven Seagal is blaming the FBI for ruining his career
2007-08-18 05:13:00 Steven Seagal, star of awesome nineties action movies like Under Siege, Hard to Kill and Marked for Death, is blaming false allegations by FBI agents on the implosion of his career. From Reuters: The comments in the Times are the first Seagal has made publicly about an investigation begun some five years ago by the FBI into accusations he intimidated a reporter and had ties to organized crime. The Times said Seagal is demanding an apology from the FBI. A spokesman for the actor was not immediately available on Friday. “False FBI accusations fueled thousands of articles saying that I terrorize journalists and associate with the Mafia,” Seagal told the newspaper. “These kinds of inflammatory allegations scare studio heads and independent producers — and kill careers.” The FBI investigation stemmed from Seagal’s ties to former private detective Anthony Pellicano, who once was employed by many Hollywood stars, directors and producers, but is now in f...
Steven Seagal's Emotion Chart
2007-06-18 12:16:00 Let me tell you something. You don't wanna mess around with Steven Seagal. He'll fuck you up.via
Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink
2007-06-13 06:13:00 Are you stuck drifting through life in a state of existential confusion wandering aimlessly through the multitudes of energy products not knowing which one is the right one for you? Then look no further for the true meaning of life then Master Sensei Seagal?s Lightning Bolt Energy Drink! Lightning Bolt, the one and only energy drink crafted by martial arts expert and herbal specialist Steven Seagal, is the only all natural 100% juice energy drink on the market. This long lasting energy elixir is made with key ingredients from all over the globe. With a healthy dosing of Tibetan Goji Berry, Asian Cordyceps, B-Vitamins, Green Tea, Yerba Mate, Ginseng, Ginkgo Biloba, Guarana, and Policosanols, Lightning Bolt will give you the strength you need to punch your adversary?s faces through plate glass windows day in and day out!
By: Attuworld
Seagal unimpressed with actor-turned-musicians
2007-03-18 13:10:00 London, March 18: Action star Steven Seagal is not at all impressed by actor-turned-musicians, and says Jeff Glodblum is the only actor who can pull it off.
By: newkerala.com
Steven Seagal needs to go back to basics
2007-01-31 13:47:03 I am a big fan of martial arts movies. I did Taekwando years ago getting a blue belt (with a red stripe), should have gone on to get my black belt and am kicking myself for it now. If I were to do it again, I’ll have probably to start from the very beginning (I think). I am a big fan of Steven Seagal as I like his style of martial arts i.e. Aikido (he has a 7th Dan Black Belt in Aikido). However, in his last 10 movies or so, he has somehow changed his way of fighting — to a more Kung Fu way. My question is… why? He looks real stupid fighting in a style that he is unaccustomed with and with that really makes him look like an amateur martial artist. Got to admit that kick-em-up martial arts fighting movies are so 80s and 90s, the movie industry is just not interested in it anymore. I think the only person that can make decent money on making martial arts films right now it Jet Li. Even he knows it as he claims to have made his last true martial arts movie last year...
By: The Foo Logs
Steven Seagal Slams Copycat Actors
2007-01-29 14:15:01 Hollywood actor Steven Seagal claims he a victim of jealousy and that rival action stars are constantly copying his work. The Under Siege star doesn't name names, but insists the industry is rife with bitterness and envy. Read more!
Steven Seagal the unreadable
2006-12-08 10:55:02 I think this chart gives a very accurate look into the demeanor of Steven Seagal. If you ever seen other photos of this guy, you'll definitely say to you self, heck ya!. Just search the net and see.you'll notice that he always has the same sinister but suave facial expression. If I where in front of him and he looked at me like that I wouldn't no whether he wanted to chop my head of or ask me some whimsical question. I bet he didn't give them mob guys extorting him that facial expression. Only if you knew what I was thinking!!!
Steven Seagal the unreadable
2006-12-06 22:51:03 I think this chart gives a very accurate look into the demeanor of Steven Seagal. If you ever seen other photos of this guy, you'll definitely say to you self, heck ya!. Just search the net and see.you'll notice that he always has the same sinister but suave facial expression. If I where in front of him and he looked at me like that I wouldn't no whether he wanted to chop my head of or ask me some whimsical question. I bet he didn't give them mob guys extorting him that facial expression. Only if you knew what I was thinking!!! |
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