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Sean Avery Peeves Me
2008-05-24 00:00:00 Sean Avery makes me so angry. Actually, he not only makes me angry, but he makes me seethe. Usually, I don't let people get under my skin like this, especially people I don't know, but he just needs to take some time and stay off my computer screen especially when ...
By: Pink Rock Candy
Avery Out, The Right Way
2008-05-02 07:12:00 Sean Avery of the New York Rangers, was injured in Tuesday's game against the Pittsburgh Penguins, a lacerated spleen, ouch! But he showed his team-mates that he is a real man.
By: Rumor Me This
Sean Avery to Remain Hospitalized for a Week
2008-05-01 16:05:00 The hockey star is in intensive care following a spleen laceration More: continued here
By: Feed Me Gossip
Deep Thoughts On The Playoffs
2008-04-29 20:28:00 It's time for another edition of "Deep Thoughts." In this installment, I take enjoyment in the struggles of Carey Price, wonder how moronic Darian Hatcher actually is, marvel at the scouting prowess of the Detroit Red Wings, show the Dallas Stars some respect, and pass along some links and video. Enjoy.
By: Rumor Me This
Sean Avery balla davanti a Martin Brodeu
2008-04-15 11:28:00 Sean Avery (Rangers) si inventa una sorta di balletto davanti a Martin Brodeur (New Jersey) per sconcentrarlo. Si tratta della terza partita del primo turno di playoff.Clicca sull'immagineQuesta la versione completa!!
Sean Avery: Super Douche, and Hopefully Future Maple Leaf
2008-04-15 07:51:00 If you were to look up "douche bag" in the (urban) dictionary, you'd find a picture of Sean Avery. He is the ultimate douche. The lowest of the low. I hate him. And that's why I want to see him become a Toronto Maple Leaf.Avery's been all over the news for his most recent antics on Sunday night against Martin Brodeur and the New Jersey Devils. If you haven't seen Avery's latest douche-baggery, check it out, because it's pretty unbelievable what this guy is capable of.Pretty wild shit, eh? Not only did Avery screen Brodeur in a way no player ever has before, he ended up scoring on Marty after the fact. Salt in the wounds, man. And, as the picture above indicates, there isn't a worse goal-scoring celebration out there than Avery's. Dude is incorrigible.The only people who can stand Avery and his shenanigans are his teammates and New York Rangers fans. Avery's the type of guy everyone hates. Unless he plays for your team. Then you love him. He is Darcy Tucker, circa 1998, on s...
Sean Avery getting inside Brodeur's head
2008-04-14 16:29:00 Call Sean Avery whatever you must - and it's safe to say that most have - but the nuisance on blades has figured out the New York Rangers best chance of taking out the New Jersey Devils in the opening round of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Get inside the head of one Martin Brodeur as often as possible.Avery's basketball defense-style standup routine Sunday night may be seen as hilarious by some, aggravating by others, but there is no doubt it is effective, even if the Devils clawed back into the series with an overtime win at MSG.Count me in among those sick and tired of Avery's antics, but you've got to give credit where credit is due. Avery is doing his part to get the Rangers into the next round.At this time of year, nothing else matters. There are no points for class or form. Just wins.The act is bush-league, without doubt, and borders on unsportsmanlike, which, of course, will get you nothing but a snicker from Avery. A two-minute penalty to get Brodeur off his game? The Ranger...
By: Hockey.com
Rangers Blank Isles 3-0
2008-04-04 19:40:00 It really doesn't get much worse than having your hated rivals clinch a playoff spot by beating your team on it's home ice... and shutting them out, no less.
By: Rumor Me This
Sean Avery may pay for things
2008-04-02 10:20:00 According to the New York Daily News, Rangers hockey star Sean Avery's name and private cell phone number are in the little black book of Manhattan madam Kristin Davis. Avery, 27, a trash-talking enforcer who has dated a string of models and actresses, is listed as a $500 client of brothel Maison de L'Amour. Avery denies ever calling that slut and speculated that an adversary used his name and number to book a $500 date through the Maison de L'Amour brothel. Avery said "I certainly have a lot of enemies," and may be considering a lawsuit against the Daily News, according to a 1erson who has spoken with him. "I do know that if I was to venture into one of these establishments, I wouldn't use my real name. I think that would be stating the obvious." Who really cares if he is paying for hot ass? He just plays hockey in New York state; it isn't like he is the governor. What I am most concerned bout is whether Avery is getting the best bang for his buck. If ass to mouth isn't o...
By: Throwing Smoke
Avery could be heavily pursued on UFA market
2008-03-11 02:04:00 Should New York Rangers fail to sign forward Sean Avery to a contract extension before July 1st, Mike Brophy of The Hockey News suggests he could be the most sought-after unrestricted free agent on the open market.
By: Rumor Me This
The Battle of New York Part II: Rangers pound Isles 4-1
2008-03-07 23:31:00 New York Islanders coach Ted Nolan, perhaps buying too much into Brendan Shanahan's comment from Tuesday that G Wade Dubielewicz had gotten into the Rangers' heads, chose to play the diminutive netminder over regular starter Rick DiPietro and paid the price.
By: Rumor Me This
Islanders put in their place
2008-03-07 20:23:00 The Rangers get a regulation win against the Islanders on the back half of their home and home series to grab 6th place in the Eastern Conference.
By: Rumor Me This
Maple Leafs, Campbell, and McCarty
2008-03-07 03:00:00 Will the Maple Leafs get tougher in the off-season? Are some Sharks players trying to persuade Brian Campbell to re-sign with the club? Is Darren McCarthy closing in on a return to the NHL?
By: Rumor Me This
HUGE Tuesday
2008-03-04 20:24:00 if anyone has ever watched local TV in the state of NY or Florida, you are probably familiar with Billy Fuccillo.
By: Rumor Me This
Avery gone at season?s end?
2008-03-04 03:45:00 New York Rangers pending unrestricted free agent forward Sean Avery tells Newsday's Arthur Staple that he's not sure he'll be back with the club next season.
By: Rumor Me This
A Boring Ranger Win
2008-02-25 16:13:00 A solid 5-0 spanking of the Panthers along with one of the easiest shutouts a goaltender could get allowed the Rangers to grab 6th place in the East Sunday night at MSG.
By: Rumor Me This
Will Rangers have to give in to Lundqvist?s demands?
2007-12-16 18:10:00 Larry Brooks of the New York Post, the New York Rangers may have to give in to Henrik Lundqvist's salary demands in order to keep their starting goaltender from becoming a restricted free agent this summer.
By: Rumor Me This
Sean Avery and Travis Bickle: separated at birth?
2007-11-15 02:31:00 One's a Mohawk-wearing, gun-toting psycho taxi driver.The other is a Mohawk-wearing, stick-toting psycho hockey player.Is it coincidence Sean Avery and Travis Bickle are both from New York?For that matter, is it a fluke they both stalk random targets after being spurned by hot Hollywood starlets?Lastly, is it an accident they both wear ugly specs?We don't think so.The Hockey.com editorial staff thinks the New York Rangers' Avery and the Yellow Cab Co.'s Bickle (Robert De Niro) of Taxi Driver fame were separated at birth.In fact, we're quite certain Avery gets to the rink early every day for something far more sinister than a little extra skating.We see him standing in front of a full-length mirror in the Rangers' dressing room doing double-takes and asking, "You talkin' to me?"We also know that Avery deludes himself into thinking he is saving the game of hockey with his antics. Just like Bickle thought he could save Jodie Foster's hooker.De Niro, the Tri...
By: Hockey.com
Sean Avery may be jerk, but Belak out of line
2007-11-13 20:28:00 You may want to search for your checkbook, Wade Belak. I've got a hunch you'll need it.When Sean Avery walks out of Colin Campbell's office after the hearing into his pre-game shenanigans Saturday night in Toronto, he could brush past Belak in the hallway.In case you missed it, Belak forgot to bite his tongue when someone stuck a microphone in his face and asked about Avery.Call it a momentary lapse of breezin'."He's pissing guys off," Belak told the Toronto Sun. "He'll bring harm to himself and not too many guys around the league are going to be sad to see it. "If he keeps this up, someone is going to kill him."Uh oh.We've seen this type of vigilante crystal-ball gazing before, haven't we? Oh, yes, now I remember. Bounties and payback led to a player getting a broken neck. Let the word "kill" slip from your mouth in an interview and Campbell's ears are bound to perk up.To be fair, Belak is a guy of brawn, not necessarily brains, so we can...
By: Hockey.com
Sean Avery Strikes Out With Paris Hilton
2007-08-28 00:00:00 The New York Daily News hears Elisha Cuthbert's ex-fiance Sean Avery tried to put his moves on Paris Hilton at Amy Sacco's LG House party in Malibu. "He hit on her three times, but every time, Paris would give him disgusted looks and move away from h
How Sather “Dropped His Briefs” to Let Sean Avery Escape .... In a Whit
2007-08-03 20:09:00 In the worst jurisprudence blunder since the Simpson prosecutors allowed O.J. to handle his own gloves on the witness stand in the 1995 “Trial of the Century”, Rangers general manager, Glen Sather, has made a “bloody mess” of the entire Sean Avery affair.Please understand that I’m not trying to equate the injustice of a double homicide with the incompetence of a poorly executed contract negotiation, as this would be highly insensitive to the homicide victims and their families. However, there are two scarcely mentioned (yet undeniable) links between the New York Rangers and O.J. Simpson. The first part of this irrevocable bond occurred on June 17, 1994, when just hours after the Rangers and their fans celebrated the recent Stanley Cup victory with a downtown ticker tape parade, Simpson & Co. (inside the White Ford Bronco) began their historic “slow speed chase” with the LAPD. The second (more indirect) link was that the insatiable public appetite for anything and every...
Ever thought about this...Sean Avery and Chris Neil?
2007-05-02 00:00:00 Oh, and sorry for my lack of posting recently, I've been busy.I was thinking about this last night, as a matter of fact, wouldn't it be interesting if Chris Neil faced off against Sean Avery?Actually, no, have you realized the similarity between these players.Their styles of play are both the same, if not nearly identical.They both can score, although Avery had 20 more points than Neil this season (and most of those came after he was dealt to the Rangers) and are probably the most annoying players any team can face?Yes, but you'll counter that Avery's more popular.True, Avery is the more popular one, but consider these career stats.Avery and Neil had virtually the same number of penalty minutes, and are up there in certain career stats, heck, Neil is +41 and Avery +6!Sean Avery (NYR) : 322 GP, 50 G, 80 A, 184 P, +6, 913 PIM, 8 GWG, 20 PPG, .077 %Chris Neil (OTT): 383 GP, 52 G, 52 A, 104 P, +41, 953 PIM, 4 GWG, 12 PPG, .113 %At a glance, you can see that Avery is the superior off... |
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