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Britney Spears Takes Her Boys to a Pumpkin Patch
2008-10-24 17:58:00 I really get a kick out of Britney Spears’ new website, BritneySpears.com. The comments left by obsessive fans are pretty amusing as well. Lots of CAPS LOCKS and lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-!! Of course the haters leave their love on the site too. TRUTH IS THAT SHE A FAT, UGLY, FLABBY, PIG FACE USWD UP OILD SLAG WITHOUT ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
Britney Visits ? Her Kids Have Nightmares
2008-03-07 20:02:00 This one is as-read guys. I will let this very telling quote, from Page Six, do the talking ? so you guys don’t sass me! Britney Spears? visits with her kids have been emotional for the whole family. Sean Preston has been sleeping in the same room as father Kevin Federline lately because he?s been having ...
Britney Abortion Story ? Is It true?
2008-03-07 19:57:00 The National Enquirer claim that Britney had an abortion at the age of 20, in 2002. If is true, it’s anyone’s guess who the father was. She finished with Justin Timberlake somewhere around 2002, but the paper claim that she was sleeping around and did not know who the father was. Her family were accused ...
Rolling Stone ?The Tragedy of Britney Spears? Article - (Almost) FULL Write
2008-02-11 00:43:00 I stumbled on the (almost) complete write up of THAT controversial Britney Spears Rolling Stone article. The write up is pretty much as is, from the magazine, from what I can tell. The article is mega long, so if you land on my home page, click the post title or click ‘Continue Reading’ to read ...
People Magazine Also Pimping Out Britney
2008-02-09 23:42:00 In addition to the much talked about Rolling Stone article, People are also jumping on the Britney bashing bandwagon. The tagline they have decided to go with is ‘Britney Commited: Inside Her Ordeal’. As expected, the story reveals nothing you, me and TMZ didn’t know already. It is the usual disappointingly un-sensational, copy and pasted ...
Britney?s Stalkerazzi Madness
2008-01-18 22:32:00 This is some scary arse sh*t! The two videos below show Britney basically being stalked by hordes of paparazzi. The scariest bit is when the camera zooms out early in the first vid and you see just how many paps are following her at any one time. The first video shows Britney and Adnan attempt ...
The LAPD Ain?t F*ckin? Round No Mo?
2008-01-18 21:40:00 The L.A. County Sheriff’s Department are cracking down on the reckless, dangerous behaviour of the paparazzi. Local residents have been complaining in droves that their lives are now hellish because of all of the chaos. Frankly who can blame them. Having Britney in the neighbourhood is probably bringing property prices crashing down anyway. Having paparazzi then ...
Britney Sees God
2008-01-15 21:57:00 Britney has wound the courts up no end with her antics. This time it sounds like she may have gone too far as she has ‘indefinitely’ lost custody of her kids. She turned up to court over four hours late, and then left pretty sharpish after claiming to have been harassed by photographers. I feel ...
Britney Brakes Out British Accent Again
2008-01-14 21:48:00 … lord I wish she wouldn’t. Britney Spears was swamped by paparazzi, while she was out and about with boyfriend, Adnan. She screamed and swore at photogs in a British accent, while Adnan bullishly escorted her through the crowd. See the video below…
Cops Set Up Own Camers For Britney?s Court Date
2008-01-14 21:17:00 Oh, the hilarity! The LAPD are taking no chances for Britney’s court date, setting up their own camera’s to catch the action as it happens! They have actually drafted in two cameramen of their own to catch the inevitable circus that will be Brit’s court date. They are hoping that this will help them to ...
Cops Forced To Dish Dirt On Britney Meltdown
2008-01-11 23:38:00 Kevin Federline’s camp don’t waste any time! They have issued a minute order, in which they request to be issued with a formal run-down of everything that happened the night of Britney’s meltdown. In addition, they have requested a list of names of all of the (freaking million or so) cops who were on the ...
Britney News-gasm
2008-01-10 08:11:00 There is serious ‘front-cover off’ going on this week - with all the major US magazines. The image below shows the front covers of OK, US Weekly, Star, and all that jazz. There is a delightful myriad of sensationalist covers, sensationalist headlines, and methinks somewhat factually inaccurate and out-of-date sensationalist copy! The airbrush-licious OK cover does ...
Video - Britney & Adnan
2008-01-09 21:56:00 As an update to my ‘Britney & Adnan Sittin? In a Tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.‘ post, I have now been able to locate both videos online. The originals were pulled within a matter of hours, but I went to the ends of the Earth (YouTube) to find replacements for you! Britney & Adnan in Santa Babara #1 Britney ...
Adnan?s Wife Revealed - Hotter Than Britney?
2008-01-09 21:52:00 Ha! I love asking f*cking obvious, sarcastic questions! For a really great set of pictures of the WIFE of Britney Spears former boy-toy, Adnan Ghalib, click HERE Story courtesy of Page Six
Britney Slapped With Restraining Order
2008-01-09 21:00:00 Britney Spears has been proverbially b*tchslapped with a restraining order. The order has come from Kevin Federline’s camp, after that nasty metal breakdown business. The papers were issued by the police and come under the title of ‘emergency protection order’. The ban lasts for a total of 5 days, and means that Britney can’t go ...
Dr. Phil Gets Torn A New One!
2008-01-09 20:50:00 Britney Spears’ parents are still peeved at Dr. Phil over the whole TV special thing… um, right… like they don’t have more serious things to worry about!?! The video below shows their spokes-person talking about the matter on ‘Today’.
Britney & Adnan Sittin? In a Tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
2008-01-07 22:16:00 OK, so they aren’t really sitting in a tree, but they are kissing! To watch video of Britney Spears and her married boy toy, paparzzo, Adnan Ghalib, holding hands and making out in Santa Barbara on Sunday, click HERE. Ho says ‘What?’ UPDATE 8 JAN 2008 Sorry guys, the video is no longer available at the ...
Dr. Phil?s Britney TV Special Shelved
2008-01-07 22:02:00 Despite the truckload of money he would have made from doing so, Dr. Phil has decided to shelve his TV special dedicated to Britney. Methinks this decision came after the good Doctor received criticism for turning up to Britney’s hospital room without her knowledge or approval, when he was not directly involved with assessing her. ...
Britney Out Of Hospital
2008-01-05 19:36:00 Britney has been released from hospital early, according to TMZ. There were reports earlier today that Spears was being a difficult patient, and was resisting all attempts to help her get better. Despite this, staff at Cedars-Sinai declared her well enough to be released from her supposed 72 hour hold. Source TMZ ...
Britney?s Cousin, Alli, Did Not Break Down Door
2008-01-05 18:33:00 Alli Sims is insisting that reports of her part in the Britney breakdown are entirely false. There are numerous reports that at the beginning of that chaotic evening, Britney handed over Sean Preston as planned, but then she refused to hand over Jayden James. After this Britney locked herself in her bathroom with JJ. ...
Britney May Be Bipolar
2008-01-05 18:21:00 TMZ is theorizing that Britney Spears may be bipolar. They have been insisting for some time that Britney’s behaviour is not due to chemical influences, but is entirely psychological. In addition, this theory may be the one clung to by both Britney’s and Kevin’s legal camps in future proceedings. Story courtesy of TMZ ...
Leave Kevin Alone
2008-01-05 06:00:00 I can’t believe I’m about to do this, but I’m on the verge of putting on some thick black eyeliner and sobbing while proclaiming, “Just leave him alone” [ala Chris Crocker]. I should cut my tongue out with a dull pair of scissors for saying this (or I guess my fingers for typing this), but ...
By: The Bean Blog
Britney Spears Loses Custody. Finally.
2008-01-05 02:00:00 Britney Spears has lost all visitation rights with her children after her complete metal breakdown. She is currently undergoing a 72-hour mental evaluation. The court order is good until January 14th. A mere 10 days. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon stated in a ruling that Britney’s visitation “is suspended pending further order of the ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
Britney Spears ?Went Psycho? on the Way to the Hospital
2008-01-04 17:50:00 Us magazine is reporting that Britney Spears went totally psycho on the gurney in the ambulance as she was taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital last night. A source recalled, ?They had to strap her down like a mental patient and she was going between laughing and hysterics. [It was] a total psychotic breakdown. She just went ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
Britney In Hospital - Dramatic Scenes During Custody Battle
2008-01-04 09:30:00 Cameras captured Britney Spears being wheeled out of her home on a gurney by paramedics. This latest event came about after a dramatic turn in her custody battle with Kevin Federline. This particular story started in the evening. The police were called to Spears house at 8:00 PM PT after a ‘custody dispute’. US ...
Britney?s Lawyers Quit? Again
2008-01-03 03:06:00 Britney Spears legal team, that were behind her for the most recent part of her child custody case, have filed papers to withdraw from service. Sources tell TMZ that the team, Trope and Trope, quit because Britney was not listening to their advice and in general, her shenanigans were screwing their case. To read the legal ...
Britney No Show At Deposition? Again
2008-01-03 02:47:00 Britney Spears was a no show at her deposition today TMZ are reporting. In even more bizarre news, her lawyers have gotten fed up with this circus and quit. This is about the fifth time that Britney has shirked her responsibilities by not turning up at her depo for her custody case. The last time she ...
Britney Spears? Former Assistant Comes Forward With Tales of Heartache
2007-11-01 10:42:00 Former Britney Spears personal assistant, Kalie Machado, 23, is coming forward with her tales of Britney’s crazy life and her desire to win back Kevin Federline. Machado talked with Us magazine and described the heart wrenching details of the Spears - Federline divorce. “She wanted so badly to have the father of her babies. When Britney thought ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
Britney Spears Denied Custody of Sons
2007-10-31 11:00:00 More time to party y’all! Britney Spears has been denied custody of her children by the courts and was granted only a few visits a week. Commissioner Scott Gordon gave Brit three visits a week, two from 12:00-7:00 PM and one overnight visit. All visits will be monitored as they have been. Britney and Kevin were ordered to ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
Kevin Fears Britney May Kill Children
2007-10-29 12:11:00 Kevin Federline is afraid that Britney Spears might kill their children. He reportedly told his girlfriend Nicole Narain, “Britney’s behavior has already put our kids at risk and I can’t let things get any worse. She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are now so wild that ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
Sean Preston Federline Looks to Trade in Mom
2007-09-21 22:31:00 From cigarettes to lollipops to Criss Angel, we know Britney Spears has some kind of serious oral fixation. But pacifiers, that’s taking it a bit far. At least we think so, and it would appear our feelings on the matter are shared by others, such as her eldest son, Sean Preston Federline. Take a look … Sean ...
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline finalize divorce
2007-07-30 23:51:00 Britney Spears is officially a single woman again. Her divorce from Kevin Federline was finalized on Monday in Los Angeles Superior Court Spears?s lawyer Laura Wasser told the press before the proceedings that her client and Federline intended to continue shared custody of their two sons, Jayden James and Sean Preston. After the hearing, ...
By: Celebrity News
Kevin Federline going for full custody of his kids with Britney Spears
2007-07-25 20:47:00 Britney Spears has been struggling to make a comeback in the last few weeks, filming a much-anticipated music video and agreeing to an exclusive interview with OK! magazine. We?ve all heard that the interview was a mess and who knows how the video will turn out. But one thing is sure, Spears should ...
By: Celebrity News
Sean Preston Federline: L?il Guy, Big Pimpin?
2007-06-22 17:01:00 With all the buzz surrounding nine-month-old Jayden James Federline these days, you don’t hear all that much about his older brother, 21-month-old Sean Preston. Ironic, since it’s the eldest spawn of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline that actually appears in non-grainy photographs on a regular basis. So we thought it was a time to give Sean Preston ... |



