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Lightening up with delayed gratification
2008-06-09 19:34:00 One of my all-time favorite Seinfeld quotes comes from The Frogger episode. Elaine has grown tired of the lame excuses her officemates come up with to have celebratory cake and finally gives them a piece of her mind: “Do you think we can fill the void in our lives with flour, sugar, eggs and vanilla? ...
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Jerry Seinfeld gets JerrySeinfeld.com
2008-04-30 13:20:00 I recently blogged about one of my favourite comedians Jerry Seinfeld who wanted his domain name back. Well, I am pleased to announce Jerry Seinfeld has won control of the domain name JerrySeinfeld.com. His lawyers had launched an appeal to get control of the domain held by Anything.com, which had what amounted to a customized parking ...
Jerry Seinfeld - Tuxedo
2008-04-26 06:53:00 Â Â Â Â Â Â Â The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman’s point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That’s why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. Â Â Â Â Â The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â- Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â -Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â- Â Â Â Â Technorati Tags: jerry seinfeld,funny quote
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The Tribute to Jerry Seinfeld
2008-04-09 23:42:00 I was at Zeke's house when I saw my first episode, just as I was for The Drew Carey Show and Wings. As much as I enjoyed watching Timothy Daly and Monk, I laughed a little harder when we saw "The Chinese Restaurant." "Cartwright!" gets me every time.Watching Seinfeld became a Thursday night tradition for my brother and me, along with a few Fudgesicle pops. When it went off the air in 1998, NBC tried to fill the hole in my heart with pathetic replacements like Frasier and then Will & Grace. What a fucking joke.I'd been watching ? "spending time" ? with Jerry, George, Kramer and Elaine for so long that they felt like friends of mine. My favorite character changed by the year, although I could relate to all of them at one time or another. Any time I saw the actors on other TV shows or interviews I expected them to behave the same way as they did on Seinfeld. I expected the same from the main four as I did from Newman, Peterman, Puddy, and one of the funniest people I've seen on ...
JERRY SEINFELD HAS LONG ISLAND CRASH
2008-04-06 15:43:00 Jerry Seinfeld was involved in a serious accident when the brakes on his vintage car failed, but walked away without serious injury, The New York Post reported on Thursday. Seinfeld, who became a billionaire thanks to the globally-syndicated comedy show named after him, was driving in the exclusive Hamptons region of Long Island, east ...
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2008-04-06 11:33:00 Jerry Seinfeld Unscathed in Car Accident!Post by: SalSource: Zap2ItJerry Seinfeld has lived to joke another day despite flipping his car.The "Seinfeld" star was driving his vintage car in the Hamptons Saturday (March 29) when he made an emergency maneuver that caused his car to roll over, reports the New York Post.At the heart of the accident were faulty brakes on his 1967 Fiat BTM. After the emergency brake also failed, Seinfeld swerved to keep the vehicle from veering into an intersection. This caused the Italian car to flip over before stopping a few yards from the highway.Seinfeld was not drinking at the time and did not require any medical attention."Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do," says the comedian. "It is not something I plan to make a habit."Despite this obvious show of humor, he was suitably shake...
By: TV Hot Spot
1967 Fiat Btm - 1967 Fiat BTM Mystery Car - 1967 Fiat BTM Jerry Seinfeld Ca
2008-04-06 05:18:00 1967 Fiat Btm - 1967 Fiat BTM Mystery Car - 1967 Fiat BTM Jerry Seinfeld Car Accident - !967 Fiat BTM Remains a Mysteryhttp://classiccustomands-portscarvideos.blogspot.com/Act-or and comedian Jerry Seinfeld was involved in a car accident recently when his, according to several sources, 1967 Fiat BTM suffered a brake failure and rolled over.Thankfully, Jerry Seinfeld was able to walk away from the accident. Apparently Jerry Seinfeld was able to take quick action when the brakes and the emergency brake failed and thus escaped serious injury.The car was however, not as fortunate and car buffs the world over are scratching their heads and wondering ... what on earth is a 1967 BTM?Fiat made a 1967 Fiat Dino...a gorgeous car as you can see from this 1967 Fiat commercial. In fact, I have always felt that 1967 cars had the most-classic styling of all years.I did considerable research on the 1967 Fiat BTM and found no evidence that the car actually exists. Some enthusiasts speculated that t...
JERRY SEINFELD HAS LONG ISLAND CRASH
2008-04-06 02:17:00 Jerry Seinfeld was involved in a serious accident when the brakes on his vintage car failed, but walked away without serious injury, The New York Post reported on Thursday. Seinfeld, who became a billionaire thanks to the globally-syndicated comedy show named after him, was driving in the exclusive Hamptons region of Long Island, east of New York City, when the brakes failed and the car flipped over, the paper said. Miraculously, the comic walked away "without a scratch," the paper quoted his wife Jessica as saying. "He was a little shocked when he walked in and it started to dawn on him what happened," she said. "I was extremely relieved and grateful and I'm feeling very lucky that nothing happened."The incident occurred on Saturday evening, when Seinfeld was driving alone and realised the brakes were not working. He pulled the wheel hard to the right, to avoid hitting other traffic, and the car rolled over. The 1967 Fiat BTM rolled first onto the passenger side then the roof and ...
Jerry Seinfeld cheated death, but what the hell is a 1967 Fiat BTM?
2008-04-04 11:57:00 We all know of the latest news that Jerry Seinfeld cheated death in his 1967 Fiat BTM which Peter reported yesterday (See Here), but what the hell is a 1967 Fiat BTM? To me personally and probably me being stupid have never heard of a 1967 FIAT BTM, I have heard of a Fiat Dino and ...
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Jerry Seinfeld flips 1967 Fiat
2008-04-04 11:00:00 Jerry Seinfeld flips 1967 Fiat Jerry Seinfeld, one of the country's most beloved comedians, was involved in a crash Saturday night when the brakes on his 1967 Fiat failed. Seinfeld, 53, was driving through New York City when the brakes on the car suddenly stopped working. Seinfeld swerved to avoid the congested Montauk Highway, resulting in the car flipping over and landing just short of the intersection. The police credited Seinfeld for his quick actions, which probably prevented a more serious accident. Amazingly enough, Seinfeld emerged from the accident unharmed and did not even require medical attention. But in true Seinfeld fashion, the comedian made slight of the serious crash in an interview with the New York Post: "Because I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do. It is not something I plan to make...
Jerry Seinfeld not hurt after car crash !!
2008-04-04 03:41:00 The greatest comedian Jerry Seinfeld had a huge car crash when he was travelling alone in Long Island, New York . Thank god, he was not hurt. What happened was that the brakes failed on one of his vintage cars. So the car flipped over and came to a hault. It was a 1967 Fiat BTM. Well now he is safe back home in East Hampton and no medications was needed. He has a big collection of vintage cars like 47 Porsches... "He was a little shocked when he walked in and it started to dawn on him what happened," his wife, Jessica, told the Post.
By: new york
Jerry Seinfeld Automobile Accident - Flips Car!
2008-04-03 21:36:00 Jerry Seinfeld cheated death yesterday, when the brakes on his vintage Fiat failed and the car flipped over! New York Post reports, Miraculously, the comic walked away “without a scratch,” wife Jessica told The Post. “He was a little shocked when he walked in and it started to dawn on him what happened,” she said. “I was extremely ...
By: Gone Hollywood
Jerry Seinfeld Flips Car, Narrowly Escapes Injury
2008-04-03 20:16:00 Jerry Seinfeld is not only a funny man…he’s a very, very lucky one as well. Last Saturday night at approximately 7:40pm, Seinfeld was driving by himself in the Hamptons when the brakes on his classic 1967 Fiat BTM suddenly failed. He was headed straight for an intersection. He tried pulling his emergency brake - which also failed - ...
By: Celebrity Smack!
1967 Fiat BTM Almost Kills Jerry Seinfeld
2008-04-03 18:11:00 1967 Fiat BTM Almost Kills Jerry Seinfeld. The former Seinfeld superstar was extremely lucky after a rollover accident while driving his 1967 Fiat BTM. Apparently the brakes failed on the classic automobile. Jerry Seinfeld was driving his 1967 Fiat BTM in the East Hamptons area when the brake failure occurred. He also tried to use the ...
By: TheNewsLeak
Seinfeld: A Fiat About Nothing
2008-04-03 17:55:00 Jerry Seinfeld's a lucky guy today after he rolled his brakeless 1967 Fiat in the Hamptons. NYP Exclusive! Seinfeld's cookbook author wife Jessica was so happy to see him scratchless that she baked a cake (from scratch).
By: Chickaboomer
Jerry Seinfeld In Accident
2008-04-03 17:07:00 Jerry Seinfeld was in a minor accident Saturday evening. He is o.k. and walked away with no scratches. Thank God!!! What happened was, his brakes failed and that sent his car flipping. How he went unscratched is beyond me. Somebody was definitely looking after him thats for sure. He was by himself around 7:40 that night ...
By: CeleBlogger
Jerry Seinfeld car crash & accident video
2008-04-03 16:50:00 Popular US television comedian had a miraculous escape on Saturday while his 1967 Fiat BTM car's breaks failed & it flipped over .The billionaire comedian was unhurt .Jerry Seinfeld's wife Jessica says that"He was a little shocked when he walked in and it started to dawn on him what happened," she said. "I was extremely relieved and grateful and I'm feeling very lucky that nothing happened."Jerry Seinfeld's comments about the accidentBecause I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do .It is not something I plan to make a habit of."Jerry Seinfeld car crash Video
Jerry Seinfeld cheats death in his 1967 fiat btm
2008-04-03 15:44:00 Jerry Seinfeld has had a lucky escape in his 1967 fiat btm after his brakes failed on his classic car. As the brakes failed the coupe rolled over, however Seinfeld managed to cheat death and walk away without a scratch. The accident happened early Saturday morning at East Hampton, his wife Jessica said “He was a ...
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Jerry Seinfeld Walks Away From Rollover
2008-04-03 11:01:00 Jerry Seinfeld was involved in a rollover when the brakes failed on his own car and he walked away from it! The ex-Seinfeld star was driving solo at 7:40 p.m. when the brakes on his Italian sedan malfunctioned, East Hampton Town Police Chief Todd Sarris told the New York Post. Popular: 18 hours 25 minutes ago source: (backseatcuddler.com)
By: CelebrityPWN
Seinfeld?s 911 Porsche is Going to be Sold
2008-03-28 21:48:00 Many of us like Seinfeld’s humor for its sharpness, topicality and? well it is just based on our everyday life and that?s all. Is it possible to obtain that critical and humorous attitude towards routine everyday problems which is so characteristic for a famous comedian? Well try to drive his car, perhaps this will help you. By ...
By: New Car Search
Jerry Seinfeld?s 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo S up for sale for $225,000
2008-03-27 13:30:00 A 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo S has gone up for sale with a huge selling price of $225,000. You might wonder why the German car is so expensive; well there are a couple of reasons. One is that this is the first of a 345 run and secondly the car belonged to comedian Jerry Seinfeld. This ...
By: Product Reviews
Jerry Seinfeld Presale Code: Detroit
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Jerry Seinfeld Returning to NBC?
2008-03-07 17:59:00 Sources tell PageSix.com that the 53-year-old comedian is in talks for a new series on his old net. The show is being pitched as "just like Curb Your Enthusiasm, but with Jerry, instead of Larry."The series, which is aiming for a June premiere, will be set in New York and will feature Jerry Seinfeld playing himself in an exaggerated reality. I hope he comes back ! Popular: 6 hours 5 minutes ago source: (www.pagesix.com)
By: CelebrityPWN
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Ryan Newman Interview - Expectations, Seinfeld and Letterman
2008-03-01 15:12:00 RYAN NEWMAN (No. 12 Alltel Dodge Charger) WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THIS WEEKEND BASED ON THE TEST? ?We were okay. We?ll make some changes based off California and what we?ve seen on some of the bigger tracks. This was our first test of two here in the West and in California I think we actually learned ...
Seinfeld
2008-02-26 17:53:00 Seinfeld, 1989-1998 y?llar? aras?nda toplam 9 sezon olarak yay?nlanm?? Amerikan yap?m? komedi dizisidir. Bölümler genellikle Jerry Seinfeld?in ili?kileri ve bu ili?kilerini bitirmesine sebep olan saçma bahaneler üzerine ?ekillenmi?tir. Temizlik hastas? komedyen Jerry?nin en yak?n arkada?? George Contanza ise bencil, sahtekar, güvenilmez ve sinirli bir karakterdir. Genellikle mesle?i ve ili?kileri hakk?nda yalanlar söyler ve bu yüzden ...
By: Filmometre
Jerry Seinfeld Noua Reclama
2008-02-10 05:54:00 Pentru noua reclama la HP l-au ales pe Seinfeld ..tare reclama YouTube Direktvideo link
Jerry Seinfeld returns to TV? Jerry Seinfeld Sitcom Comeback
2008-02-10 00:51:00 The former NBC ratings king reveals his television plans for the future."I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired."- On creating another television sitcom. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I doubt Jerry could have a second show that would be equally as successful, or even nearly as successful as Seinfeld. Good choice.ny postFor more {Celebrity News & Gossip visit PopOnThePop.com}
By: Pop On The Pop
Double dipping? ?Seinfeld? was right
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2008-02-02 04:30:00 AP - Keep an eye on the salsa this Super Bowl Sunday: A researcher inspired by a famous "Seinfeld" episode has concluded that double dipping is just plain gross.
Jessica Seinfeld Is Deceptively Delicious!
2008-01-31 11:32:00 When my son was a toddler, he ate everything, even wood! I was constantly alert for anything other than food entering his mouth. As I prepared meals in the kitchen, he would sit in his highchair and taste-test my culinary creations. Time passed and David entered school. Peer pressure regarding dietary habits hit back at my efforts to feed my family healthy meals, and I was forced to resort to creative cooking--hiding the vegetables, fruits, and whole grains in common everyday dishes. Recently, I reviewed Deceptively Delicious, by Jessica Seinfeld, wife of comedian Jerry Seinfeld. The author has been plagued with the same complaints all mothers have--"One won't eat! The other is picky! They say it's disgusting!" Dinner hour, an unpleasant way to wrap up the day, is one of the largest obstacles mothers face. Rather than resorting to takeout Chinese or chicken nuggets from the freezer, Jessica has become an expert at hiding vegetables and fruits in family favorites, m...
By: BasilandSpice
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World Record - John Chow is the Blogging Seinfeld? He makes money making f
2008-01-25 03:32:00 As you well know, my blogger friend John Chow was on Entrepreneur this month! He’s coined as the “Blogging Seinfeld”. I couldn’t agree more. There’s a lot of people saying how John Chow is a spam blog but I disagree with that. He made a new blogging topic, “Making Money Online” ...
Amie?s Top 10 All Time TV Shows: #2 - SEINFELD
2008-01-20 00:43:00 Amie - #2 SEINFELD Do you have that annoying person at work who tries to relate every trivial experience they ever had to an episode of Seinfeld? Well, unfortunately, I?m that person in my office. I have a dude on my floor that keeps sliding up out of nowhere to talk to me, and I ...
By: Daemon's TV
No ?Seinfeld? for Eli! TV station pulls rerun in prank
2008-01-18 16:51:00 For a show that was about nothing, the hubbub around it has certainly turned into something. Read More: Associated Press
By: NFL Connection
Message to Eli: ?No Seinfeld For You!?
2008-01-17 23:44:00 From the “You’re kidding, right?” file comes this little tidbit from Green Bay, Wis. Apparently, the general manager of local Fox affiliate WLUK-TV heard that Seinfeld is one of Giants’ quarterback Eli Manning’s favorite shows. So, what is he going to do on the eve of this Sunday’s big game between the visiting G-Men and ...
Tom Cruise & Jerry Seinfeld Pal Around in New York
2008-01-17 13:01:00 Seinfeld and Cruise, who both have homes in Telluride, hang out in the Big Apple More: continued here
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Tom Cruise and Suri visit Jerry Seinfeld
2008-01-17 10:32:00 Tom Cruise and Suri visit Jerry Seinfeld in New York City. More Pics-FYBPosted By Allie
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Jerry Seinfeld and Wife Jessica Sued Over ?Deceptively Delicious?
2008-01-08 17:37:00 Jerry Seinfeld and his wife, Jessica, were sued yesterday for defamation and copyright infringement over Jessica’s cookbook called, “Deceptively Delicious“. Jessica has already denied the accusations from another cookbook author, Missy Chase Lapine, that she copied her recipes. Missy’s book came out a few months before and had several of the same recipes. Attorneys for Missy Chase ...
By: Gone Hollywood
Cookbook Author Accuses Jerry Seinfeld?s Wife of Plagiarism
2008-01-07 18:01:00 Jessica Seinfeld’s conduct “gives new meaning to arrogance and greed,” lawsuit says More: continued here
By: Feed Me Gossip
Is Jessica Seinfeld deceiving adults too?
2007-12-26 15:34:00 In this post, I have blogged about disliking the premise of Jessica Seinfeld's new book. Do you think that hiding vegetables in a Trojan horse of junk food is the the way to reduce obesity rates? Or do you believe that this is nothing but a gimmick? Have you read the book? Do you own a copy? What do you think? I would love to hear your c5 Zoom(s)
Jerry Seinfeld-inspired, Wallet-size Productivity Tool
2007-12-19 22:12:00 Calendar chain chard 2008 thumbnail To use it, download the printable version (PDF), print it out on thick paper (card stock works well), and cut the card out. Then just follow Seinfeld’s instructions and “don’t break the chain.”… ……
By: Fine Art Prints
Seinfeld HP Commerical
2007-12-16 22:29:00 The Jay-Z version was done very well but Seinfeld’s may be better.
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Renee Zellweger and Jerry Seinfeld a Bee Date
2007-12-06 23:27:00 It’s pretty funny that Renee Zellweger is at the UK premiere of “Bee Movie” since it looks like she was attacked by a swarm of angry bees while making her way to the event. It’s like she was all done up, walked outside her hotel and was attacked, but went to the event anyway. What ...
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Seinfeld DVD Set Normally $200 Now $107
2007-11-28 15:30:00 BN.com, the Barnes & Noble site, has the Seinfeld Complete Series DVD Set (33 Discs) for $198.76, a far cry from the $284 retail price. But watch this: it is $178.88 for B&N members, a 25% off one item coupon (use code T4N3B6W) for members lowers that to $134.18, then this Paypal promotion gives ...
Video: Jerry Seinfeld Promotes Bee Movie To Peres
2007-11-28 06:11:00 (Hat Tip: Isrealli.org)Jerry Seinfeld's arrival into Israel has received a lot of buzz (note: pun not intended) regarding his Bee Movie, which has been doing fairly well in the US.During his visit Seinfeld was able to meet privately with Peres, and exchange some jokes as well as some information of what Israel was all about.(Jerusalem Post) On Friday, Seinfeld toured Yad Vashem, Jerusalem's Old City and Masada. He also met with Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and President Shimon Peres. He told Peres that he was very excited by the warm welcome that he had received in Israel, and amazed by how popular his sitcom Seinfeld is in this country. "You can imagine how much people like you here and respect you," Peres told Seinfeld as the two sat in suits and ties in front of Israeli flags at Beit Hanassi. Seinfeld explained his movie to the 84-year-old Nobel peace laureate. "It's about a bee who's not sure that he wants to go into honey," Seinfeld said, as Peres laughed. "They tell him he h...
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