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Sexing Your Computer
2008-04-28 09:01:00 As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes", or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!"). Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:Five reasons to believe computers are female:No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you". Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons...
By: Comedy Plus
Sexing the Clown Loaches
2008-04-08 03:04:00 Mitchell McKenzie from Pintius has discovered a new and novel way to sex the clown loaches. Below is the some of the information as provided by him.Many thanks to Mictchell for sharing this exciting development with the community._____________________-_______________Many species, mainly cyprinids, display not only colour changes (sexual dichromatism) during the breeding season but also physical (sexual dimorphism) or anatomical changes. Clown loaches seems to exhibits breeding tubercles during the breeding season. The males form little lumps on their head which are normally only visible when you take a picture of the specimen and zoom in. This was the case for the following male clown loach - A casual observer might think - ''its ich', but if you lookclosely, the little dots are on the head only. These are breeding tubercles, found only in males, never females.Scientific Experiment: The specimen shown is a relatively small chap, who was given levomidizole because of the transpor...
By: Aquarium Lore
Sexing Up Nicole and Kelly?
2008-01-17 17:05:00 I know Timbaland is a musical genius – plus, he's kind of good looking too and rolling in the millions of dollars, I hear – and I also know that he has this uncanny ability to turn everything he touches into gold. So yes, it's no surprise that another one of his tracks is doing great in the charts, but for the life of me, I can't make any sense of the video for "Scream" (the latest song from his "Shock Value" album to get a video). Maybe you're familiar with this song already, and maybe you're not – you can check it out below if you don't know what we're dealing with –but can you think of any reason why a song featuring two sexy poster girls the likes of Nicole Scherzinger and Keri Hilson would have a video in which the girls' faces are covered in... ski masks?I mean, for once, a video is supposed to be about visually backing and enhancing a track – and in my humble opinion, I'd fire the director and shoot a new video. It took me a long time before I realized that...
B-52, Arrests, and Such
2007-11-04 17:47:00 So, Friday was my first time ever going to a Hooters. Justin took us there to eat. I’ll tell you, those shorts are not as long as they appear on the website, commercials, or movies. Not even close. I like it though- once I got over the ass everywhere. The wings were great and yes, ...
By: Get Erica
I am Horndog
2007-10-30 13:33:00 I am such a horn dog. It’s sad, really. Sex is constantly on my mind- even when I am getting some… if it’s really good, it makes it worse. I have an unquenchable thirst for great dick. It is what it is. However, there is none for the time being and I resort to my ...
By: Get Erica
Sexing Flies
2007-10-22 10:55:00 This joke came to fracas courtesy of the much beloved fraccy sister who is flying off again to Oz. A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter “What are you doing?” She asked. “Hunting Flies” He responded. “Oh. ! Killing any?” She asked. “Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked. ...
By: fracas
Sexing Up the Competition
2007-10-03 19:53:00 I'm pleased as punch to help support the important (and delicious) cause that Rachel over at R khooks is advocating with her Stop the Traffik Chocolate Competition. I happen to be one of those oddbods (Rachel's words) who isn't a true chocolate lover; although I have been known to eat a good quality chocolate bar one square at a time, over the course of a couple of weeks. This fact does not, however, stop me from caring about the quality of the chocolate or the means by which the cocoa was cultivated. No child should be sold into servitude in this day and age, and I commend those companies who share this view and offer fair-trade alternatives to products that we love to love, like chocolate and coffee.
By: Mevrouw Cupcake
The First Letter is A
2007-10-03 06:31:00 I have known A for almost 5 years. We started out talking but never did date. We?ve kept in touch throughout. Minimal chit chat during my last relationship? my bf knew him from some summer program their first year in college and they didn?t care for each other which limited our interaction quite a bit. I ...
By: Get Erica
Protected: Three?s Company
2007-08-11 03:15:00 There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.
By: Get Erica
Sexing up the Simpsons goes down
2007-07-27 10:00:00 We've had our heads buried in a sand of Harry Potter spoiler sites and iPhone gripes to have had a chance to visit TheSimponsonsMovie.com before it was taken down. Apparently, a man by the name of Keith Malley owned the domain and was using it to display some animated naughtiness between Simpons characters. Before the public at large was able to answer the burning question of if the curtains match the carpet to Marge, the court ordered the domain be handed back to Fox.Previously: Olympic logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving head.tags technorati : bluehair carpets curtains fox keithmalley lisasimpson marge simpsons
Universities are 'sexing up' science degrees to attract students and subseq
2007-06-15 18:21:00 Universities are "sexing up" science degrees to attract students rather than train them for the "real world of laboratory work", a leading employer has warned. This is causing them to move into teaching as they find the reality of work less exciting than expected. Research from the Training and Development Agency found one in 10 science graduates will end up teaching the subject, with 49% considering a future career in teaching. Mark Johnson, HR director at forensics science company Orchid Cellmark, accused universities of "conning" graduates into choosing forensic science with the promise of working on issues such as criminal investigation. But the reality is the job often involves analytical and repetitive laboratory tasks. "Universities are conning people into taking forensic science degrees - they are trying to sell courses so they 'sex them up'," Johnson said. "For many, their knowledge is not applicable to the industry. "It's an easy option to go into teaching as ...
Sexing Up Your Online Dating Profile?
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Where does sex belong in your online dating profile Sex carries a different significance to each person, but theres no denying its importance in a healthy relationship
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