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Nueva imagen de Sherlock Holmes 2
2011-01-17 13:05:00 Sin mostrar ni revelar nada especial llega una nueva imagen de la secuela de Sherlock Holmes en la que vuelven a repetir Robert Downey Jr. y Jude Law como Holmes y Watson respectivamente. Es lo que hay mientras llega y no el trailer …
Nueva imagen de Sherlock Holmes 2
2011-01-17 13:05:00 Sin mostrar ni revelar nada especial llega una nueva imagen de la secuela de Sherlock Holmes en la que vuelven a repetir Robert Downey Jr. y Jude Law como Holmes y Watson respectivamente. Es lo que hay mientras llega y no el trailer …
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Sherlock Holmes.
2009-12-28 23:13:00 3.5 out of 5 starsThe infamous Sherlock Holmes is now on the big screen. The movie came out the 25th of December and broke record sales. The movie is an adventure with a bit of comedy and a little romance on the side. It keeps you interested in the mystery from start to end ...
Brad Pitt?s ?Sherlock Holmes 2? Role
2009-09-22 11:26:00 Brad Pitt has been the center of casting rumor of “Sherlock Holmes” as it was reported that the actor is in talks, not for the first film, but rather for a possible sequel. Warner Bros. Pictures was previously quick to squash that the actor is taking the role of Holmes’ nemesis Moriarty but they are planning ...
This is not your father’s Sherlock Holmes
2009-05-19 16:17:00 WTF is that? Even Robert Downey Jr could not get me to see Guy Ritchie’s latest piece of sh!t. What did he do to the classic character Sherlock Homes? I can’t even comment anymore because I am in shock how bad that looks and there was seriously a time I was considering that movie. That ...
Sherlock Holmes - Trailer
2009-05-19 13:39:00 First trailer for Guy Ritchie's take on the classic detective created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The film simply titled Sherlock Holmes is due for a boxing day release. This adaption see's the titular hero revamped in a vain similar to the The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Sadly the film version and not Alan Moore's fantastic comic. The reactions across the net for this trailer have been very positive. I personally don't feel that excited, sure Basil Rathbone style fog and deerstalkers has been done to death and would not fly today. However I'm a bit surprised Richie and the screenwriters have taken it to such safe blockbuster action comedy ground. One would have hoped for a little touch of snatch / Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels infused to give it just a little more edge. After all Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell are meant to be taking on the roles of Holmes and Watson in a still "Untitled Sherlock Holmes Project", which one imagines ...
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Sherlock Holmes New Trailer Video
2009-05-19 13:22:00 The movie ?Sherlock Holmes? starring Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes, Jude Law (Dr. John Watson) and Rachel McAdams (Irene Adler) hits theaters later this year on Christmas Day (December 25th, 2009). The teaser trailer of this movie (watch video below) is causing some controversy since they seemed to have injected too much action and humor ...
Gameloft presentará un juego de la próxima película de Sherlock Holmes
2009-05-11 22:07:00 Gameloft sigue demostrando día a día por qué es el mejor en su rubro. Tras inspirarse en series de TV, juegos antiguos y películas ya estrenadas para hacer videojuegos, la empresa dio un paso más y lanzará un juego inspirado en un nuevo filme. Se trata de la próxima película de Sherlock Holmes, una remake basada en el legendario investigador privado.Sherlock Holmes estará dirigida por Guy Ritchie, el ex marido de Madonna, y protagonizada por Robert Downey Jr y Jude Law, en el papel de Watson.El juego se presentará en las Navidades, antes del estreno estadounidense del filme, informó Movilae.comRecordemos que Gameloft había lanzado meses atrás el juego inspirado en la saga del agente Bourne y también del Increíble Hulk . Artículos relacionados: Vivendi Games Mobile presenta el juego para móvil de la serie Prison Break Gameloft lanzará el juego del Increíble Hulk Jason Bourne, el videojuego
Can?t wait for RDJ as the new Sherlock Holmes
2009-05-08 11:56:00 Short on ideas Hollywood may be again, they have been reworking a new take on the Sherlock Holmes stories and the detective will be played by the troubled but stil very gorgeous actor Robert Downey Jr, Dr Watson by Jude Law and the villian Lord Black Wood by Mark Strong who some of you may ...
Sherlock Holmes ya tiene cartel
2009-03-29 13:59:00 Ya está aquí el primer cartel de Sherlock Holmes. La gente de LatinoReview ha conseguido hacerle una foto en el ShoWest de Las Vegas (una feria dedicada a los estudios y distribuidores cinematográficos) y la verdad es que es simple y resultón. Supongo que en breve aparecerá una versión oficial de mejor calidad. Y para completar, una ...
Sherlock Holmes ya tiene cartel
2009-03-29 13:59:00 Ya está aquí el primer cartel de Sherlock Holmes. La gente de LatinoReview ha conseguido hacerle una foto en el ShoWest de Las Vegas (una feria dedicada a los estudios y distribuidores cinematográficos) y la verdad es que es simple y resultón. Supongo que en breve aparecerá una versión oficial de mejor calidad. Y para completar, una ...
¿Quién Gana? ¿Conan Edogawa o Sherlock Holmes?
2009-02-24 16:30:00 Una semana más, aquí os traigo el combate frikil por excelencia. Este claro homenaje a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle... conocido como Arturo para los amigos y simplemente Conan para Cimmerian Axe (aunque por motivos equivocados, es que le evocan a otro personaje), creador del detective más famoso y carismático del mundo ficticio... ¡Exacto!. ¡Jessica Fletcher!.Vosotros mismos en nuestro juego/concurso ?Next On? tenéis, de vez en cuando, que desempeñar el papel de un detective para averiguar que misteriosos personajes se esconden entre las sombras, pero claro, está demostrado que esta semana fue demasiado simple, falta tiempo para que lo adivinéis. Si es que no tengo término medio; u os lo pongo difícil o no dura ni un comentario. ¿Verdad, amigo Serch?.?Next on QuienGana? Jornada 11:1.- Encapuchadoman: 2,5 punticos2.- danigarcia78: 1,5 punticos3.- Comisario Gordon, Lapijadekoji, Hurt, Serch: 1 puntico4.- Eldemenoscuarto: 0,5 punticosPor supuesto, como no puede ser menos, el combate de hoy, ...
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Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes in trouble?
2009-02-18 10:35:00 (photo from Splash News Online) Warner Bros is rumored to have gotten their first look at Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes and to say they aren't happy about it would be understatement according to The Sun. Warner Bros chiefs said the first cut was not good enough — and blasted one scene as “ridiculously unrealistic”. ...
BTWF roles: Jude Law in The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes
2009-02-18 04:34:00 Before Jude Law was playing Dr Watson in Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes, he was guest starring on The UK show The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes. Who else besides me went ahhh when the 17 year old actor came on in that scene from 1991? He wasn’t in Elementary, my dear Watson, but pretty darn close!!! xoxo ...
Más fotos de Sherlock Holmes
2009-02-07 22:11:00 Un par de nuevas fotos para la versión guyritchiana de Sherlock Holmes. En la de la izquierda tenemos a los ya conocidos Robert Downey Jr. como Holmes y Jude Law como Watson junto a la que creo que es la primera imagen de Rachel McAdams (Vuelo nocturno, De boda en boda) caracterizada como Irene Adler. La otra ...
The Hot Men of ?Sherlock Holmes?
2009-01-11 02:07:00 There has been talk that the set of Sherlock Holmes is cursed… but there is nothing evil or wrong about the men of this movie. Jude Law and Robert Downey, Jr. look so hot as the famous detective and his colleague, and Guy Ritchie is one nice-looking director. Madonna’s a total moron, but what else ...
Primeras fotos (oficiales) de Sherlock Holmes
2008-12-14 22:52:00 Tras los diversos lotes de imágenes captadas durante el rodaje en Londres y Manchester, Warner Bros. ha distribuído las que creo que son las primeras fotos oficiales de Sherlock Holmes. En una se puede ver a Robert Downey Jr. con el torso desnudo en lo que parece ser un ring de boxeo y en la primera ...
Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes cursed?
2008-12-01 01:07:00 Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes with Robert Downey Jr has had its share of accidents and it is not even done filming. Leading The Sun to think this movie might be cursed… The cast and crew first wondered if they had a mystery fit for legendary detective Holmes on their hands when ROBERT DOWNEY JR ...
Victoria Beckham Looks Like Sherlock Holmes
2008-11-09 22:42:00 Victoria Beckham arrived into LAX yesterday on a flight from London channeling her inner Sherlock Holmes. She’s always beautiful, but the khaki trench, brown fedora with plaid trim and giant beige bag aren’t the most feminine items she’s ever sported. I can’t see her feet, but I would be willing to bet that she was ...
Más foticos de Sherlock Holmes
2008-11-05 16:13:00 No hay más que observar el nutrido grupo de fotos que se están filtrando del rodaje dirigido por Guy Ritchie para darse cuenta del interés generado por esta reinvención del personaje de Sherlock Holmes que están protagonizando Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, Rachel McAdams, Kelly Reilly y Mark Strong. A las filtradas a mediados de Octubre, ...
Así se ven Sherlock Holmes y el doctor Watson
2008-10-14 00:33:00 No llevan ni dos semanas de rodaje pero la gente de JustJared ya ha colgado las primeras imágenes captadas en el set londinense de Sherlock Holmes, la nueva cinta de Guy Ritchie que pretende convertir en héroe de acción al famoso personaje creado por Arthur Conan Doyle. En concreto podemos ver el aspecto que lucen Robert ...
Así se ven Sherlock Holmes y el doctor Watson
2008-10-14 00:33:00 No llevan ni dos semanas de rodaje pero la gente de JustJared ya ha colgado las primeras imágenes captadas en el set londinense de Sherlock Holmes, la nueva cinta de Guy Ritchie que pretende convertir en héroe de acción al famoso personaje creado por Arthur Conan Doyle. En concreto podemos ver el aspecto que lucen Robert ...
Guy Ritchie To Direct Sherlock Holmes
2008-06-04 23:27:00 Guy Ritchie To Direct Sherlock HolmesFrom gangsters to the great detectiveSource: Variety Guy Ritchie's mined the criminal underbelly for some time now, with all his tales of less-than-diamond geezers wheelin' and dealin' around the East End. But he's looking now to the, er, sleuthing overbelly with the news that he is to direct a new Sherlock Holmes for Warners.The details of the project are being kept under wraps for now, but it's set to be based on Lionel Wigram's upcoming comic book "reinvention" of Arthur Conan-Doyle's detective, and there is some suggestion that we'll see a more action-oriented Holmes than previously. Wigram's on record as noting that more advantage should be taken of Holmes' experience as a boxer and swordsman, along with his impressive deductive reasoning. So more Barry Levinson's Young Sherlock Holmes (a rather ballsier film than it sounds - check it out if you never did) than the traditional BBC Sunday ni...
Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes
2008-06-04 22:02:00 Mr. Madonna Guy Ritchie is set to direct “Sherlock Holmes”, an upcoming movie with a 2010 release date.The film ironically is from Warner Brothers, Madonna’s previous home before Live Nation.The film is reportedly a reinvention of the Holmes and Dr. Watson story.Little is known about the project which may return to the core of the ...
Un Sherlock Holmes aventurero para el 2010
2008-06-04 17:39:00 Hace poco más de un año comentaba el interés de Warner Bros. por rodar una versión digamos que “actualizada” de Sherlock Holmes siguiendo los dictados de un cómic aún inédito del productor Lionel Wigram. De aquella nunca más se supo … hasta hora, cuando Variety publica que Guy Ritchie se hará cargo de la dirección ...
Un Sherlock Holmes aventurero para el 2010
2008-06-04 17:39:00 Hace poco más de un año comentaba el interés de Warner Bros. por rodar una versión digamos que “actualizada” de Sherlock Holmes siguiendo los dictados de un cómic aún inédito del productor Lionel Wigram. De aquella nunca más se supo … hasta hora, cuando Variety publica que Guy Ritchie se hará cargo de la dirección ...
Sherlock Holmes: The Mystery of the Persian Carpet
2008-06-03 05:40:00 Sherlock Holmes: The Mystery of the Persian Carpet Game Download, Walkthrough, Solution, Hints, Tips, Cheat Codes. Sherlock Holmes: The Mystery of th1 Vote(s)
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The Lost Cases of Sherlock Holmes Game
2008-06-03 05:34:00 The Lost Cases of Sherlock Holmes Game Download, Walkthrough, Solution, Hints, Tips, Cheat Codes. The Lost Cases of Sherlock Holmes Free Game Downloa1 Vote(s)
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The Lost Cases of Sherlock Holmes Game
2008-05-28 10:02:00 The Lost Cases of Sherlock Holmes Game Download, Walkthrough, Solution, Hints, Tips, Cheat Codes. The Lost Cases of Sherlock Holmes Free Game Downloa1 Vote(s)
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Sherlock Holmes: The Mystery of the Persian Carpet Game
2008-05-11 19:24:00 Sherlock Holmes: The Mystery of the Persian Carpet Game Description, Join Sherlock Holmes and Watson as they investigate the murder of an artist in t1 Vote(s)
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The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes
2008-02-29 09:57:00 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes Movie Download : QUOTE The second film of the series, in which professor Moriarty (George Zucco) attempts to distract Holmes with a series of mysteries until the detective discovers Moriarty's master-plan - an elaborate plot to steal the Crown Jewels. The incomparable Ida Lupino also stars. I apologise in advance for the awful VHS cover shot above. I'm still trying to get my hands on something more original. screens DownLoad Links:http://rapidshare.com/fil-es/89649293/Fit.Like.Mine.04.pa-rt1.rarhttp://rapidshare.com/fi-les/89649276/Fit.Like.Mine.04.p-art2.rarhttp://rapidshare.com/f-iles/89649334/Fit.Like.Mine.04.-part3.rarhttp://rapidshare.com/-files/89649343/Fit.Like.Mine.04-.part4.rarhttp://rapidshare.com-/files/89649951/Fit.Like.Mine.0-4.part5.rarhttp://rapidshare.co-m/files/89657324/Fit.Like.Mine.-04.part6.rarhttp://rapidshare.c-om/files/89657318/Fit.Like.Mine-.04.part7.rarhttp://rap...
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The Late Great Sherlock Holmes
2008-02-26 00:00:00 The Late Great Sherlock HolmesBy: Chris Haycock When people think of detectives, the most commonly thought of is Sherlock Holmes. He is one character of classic detective fiction that has remained popular throughout the years despite the fact that he has not been changed in well over the past one hundred. ...
Sherlock Holmes cumple 120 años
2007-12-22 03:27:00 Al enterame de la noticia no pude hacer menos que escribir un post a Sherlock Holmes, mi personaje de ficcion favorito, el detective más famoso de la historia de la literatura. Pues sí, Sherlock Holmes cumple 120 años de casos resueltos con su inigualable ingenio e inteligencia y la ayuda, de su fiel colaborador, el doctor ...
LA LUPA DE SHERLOCK HOLMES RECARGADA
2007-12-19 00:58:00 Pues hoy ando muy dadivosa con el cuento que son dÃas navideños. Aquà les obsequio una lupa. Como lo escuchan, una lupa para ampliar detalles y jugar al Sherlock Holmes. Vaya para Fenicia y Mitchell especialmente que a veces pasan trabajo para leer mi página negra como mi suerte. Se descarga, es muy ligera, luego GUARDAR y solita se instala en las herramientas del escritorio. Agranda lo que sea! búscalo junto al monito verde del MSN. LUPPA PÃcale aquÃ. NO TIENE VIRUS, si es de mi parte es más que segura.
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A CHRISTMAS SCENE Q TOBY IN THE PANTRY
2007-12-18 13:15:00 WATSON: I say, Holmes.HOLMES: Yes, Watson?WATSON: You haven't, have you?HOLMES: Not yet, but I was thinking about it.WATSON: Shall we?HOLMES: Well, I don't see why not.WATSON: One, two, three...(RIPPING SOUND)WATSON: Toby, you filthy mutt!HOLMES: Abominable hound!WATSON: Whiffy woofer!HOLMES: No more beans for you, my lad.WATSON: Hudders, take him away.HOLMES: Lock him in the pantry and throw away the key.WATSON: Serves him right.HOLMES: Quite.WATSON: I say, Holmes.HOLMES: Yes, Watson?WATSON: I can feel another one coming on.HOLMES: Me too.WATSON: But now there's no Toby to take the flak.HOLMES: Indeed.WATSON: What to do what what what.HOLMES: Open the window quick and get the bellows ready.WATSON: Top hole!HOLMES: Quick, I said!(WINDOW IS FLUNG OPEN, FOLLOWED BY LOUD RIP)HOLMES & WATSON: Ahhhh...WATSON: Merry Christmas, Holmes!HOLMES: Merry Christmas, Watson!WATSON: Ablutions at eleven.HOLMES: Not half!
Google meets Sherlock Holmes
2007-11-19 01:40:00 'Seeing' buried clues in fuzzy dataSoon after 9-11, Americans wondered aloud: How did our guardians miss the clues" Suspects on watch lists had moved money in curious ways. ?Chatter? had risen in recent months. A visitor to the country had offered cash to learn how to fly?but not land?a jetliner. In hindsight, these telltale nuggets provided evidence of the terror to come.Or did they" Most such nuggets were buried in a landslide of data arriving faster than analysts could make sense of it. A day?s take would fill more than 6 million 160-gigabyte iPods. Moreover, like people, the nuggets sometimes disagreed. And like a story told and retold, their message changed, sometimes imperceptibly.Finally, most nuggets are cast in unstructured, ?fuzzy? data. The same face?or is it"?may appear in three surveillance videos. Someone in Florida is snapping up potential makeshift detonators on eBay. Such clues, like most, don?t come conveniently packaged in a tidy spreadsheet or searchable text; ...
HAPPIER THAT WHEY
2007-11-17 12:51:00 WATSON: I say, Holmes.HOLMES: Yes, Watson?WATSON: I do believe it's time to cut the cord.HOLMES: Watson, if it's about those chocolate hobnobs that you polished off last night, it's OK. Really.WATSON: No, Holmes, you've got the wrong end of the thermometer. It's time for me to leave.HOLMES: And you want me to approve it?WATSON: Not exactly. I just thought...HOLMES: That I might persuade you to stay? My dear batty quacky, man is born with freewill and the ability to make his own decisions. If you want to leave, you must have a perfectly good reason for doing so. I shall not intervene in your yearnings.WATSON: So that's it, is it? Fifteen years of unwavering devotion and all I get is a footnote about "yearnings".HOLMES: My dear boy, what more do you want? A touching speech that tugs at the heart strings of every sensitive maid in Old Albion? A notice in the Times about your impending departure and a few lines of deep gratitude for all you have done to assist the great Sh...
Google meets Sherlock Holmes
2007-11-14 20:47:00 Soon after 9-11, Americans wondered aloud: How did our guardians miss the clues? Suspects on watch lists had moved money in curious ways. "Chatter" h1 Vote(s)
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Sherlock Holmes
2007-10-31 16:59:00 Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Holmes said Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theo logically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?” Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “Watson, you idiot, Some ——- has stolen our tent.”
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Testing Lessons Learned from Sherlock Holmes!
2007-10-26 13:49:00 My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work, give me the most abstruse cryptogram or the most intricate analysis, and I am in my own proper atmosphere. I can dispense them with artificial stimulants. But I abhor the dull routine of existence. I crave for mental exaltation. – Sherlock Holmes I have been reading the book “Sherlock Holmes - The Complete Novels and Stories by Sir
COLLY BOBBLES & OTHER ANIMALS
2007-10-23 12:21:00 WATSON: I say, Holmes.HOLMES: Yes, Watson?WATSON: Do you think there is life after death?HOLMES: Why do you ask? Isn't this one enough for you?WATSON: It's just there's so much pain and suffering. It'd be nice to think that there's a reward waiting.HOLMES: My dear quack, you have no idea what pain and suffering is. You've never been shot at, knifed, raped, robbed or died a slow death through lack of food or warmth. Just be grateful for what you've got.WATSON: It's just...HOLMES: Contrary to popular Watsonian rectal philosophy, the world DOES NOT revolve around you, it merely tolerates your incessant whining and self-obsessive behaviour.WATSON: I say, old bean, that's a bit harsh.HOLMES: Quite mild, actually, and verifiably true.WATSON: I was talking theoretically, old man. And also the fact that... (groans) there seems to be a poisoned dart protruding from my diaphragm.HOLMES: What?! Oh, so there is. I wonder how that got there?WATSON: Am I going to die, old chum?HOLMES: Po...
The Accidental Illustrator Of Sherlock Holmes Posted By :
2007-10-22 18:10:00 A resume of the career of Sidney Paget. Who became the definitive illustrator of the Sherlock Holmes stories by chance. More: continued here
VERITABLE CATS AND DOGS AGAIN
2007-10-09 12:54:00 WATSON: I say, Holmes.HOLMES: Yes, Watson?WATSON: Is it still raining?HOLMES: Veritable cats and dogs.WATSON: Oh, dear. So it's not the smog.HOLMES: Alas, no, old chum. I blame the gherkins. Repeats on me every time.WATSON: I'm worried about the roof what what what. What if it leaks again?HOLMES: It's all right, old bean. We've got a big bucket up there. It'll have to rain for 40 days and 40 nights to fill that blighter up.WATSON: Why, Holmes, you almost sound biblical.HOLMES: Why 40, I ask myself? There really is no logic to it.WATSON: Do you think this sort of thing's going to get worse? I mean as the earth warms up. More floods and storms and heatwaves?HOLMES: Hard to tell, old fruit. Our pal Charlie, he of the Darwinian fame, predicts that we're all going to hell on an asteroid when the King abdicates.WATSON: It would appear that everything we hold most dear is illusory, fragmentary and inherently self-implosive. It's a brave new world out there, Holmes.HOLMES: It's as ...
EVERCREST COMES TO TOWN
2007-10-03 12:07:00 WATSON: I say, Holmes.HOLMES: Yes, Watson?WATSON: We should have a conservatory built what what what. Evercrest are offering some spiffing good deals, you know.HOLMES: Conservatories are for the chattering classes. You and I don't chatter, we deduce.WATSON: It's a bit dark, this room, don't you think? And stuffy too. We could do with more light and fresh air, hm?HOLMES: You mean so we roast in the summer and freeze in the winter? And let's not forget that the blasted thing will be full of rodents and wasps and spiders and will be positively awkward to clean.WATSON: I thought you liked creepy crawlies and things.HOLMES: I do, when they're out THERE, where they belong. Have you forgotten about my allergies and skin rashes?WATSON: Oh, yes, of course. If a bluebottle so much as lands on your arm, you swell up like a melon. Most distressing.HOLMES: Well, I was perfectly fine before you roped me into your little experiment to find a cure for lumbago.WATSON: Holmes, old chap, I did wa...
WIBBLING AND DWIBBLING ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON
2007-09-01 12:29:00 WATSON: I say, Holmes.HOLMES: Yes, Watson?WATSON: I'm bored.HOLMES: Where's Hudders?WATSON: Out window shopping again, what what what.HOLMES: Oh. And you've got nothing to read? No learned research papers? Or a decent comic?WATSON: I've read The Medical Impersonal from cover to cover. And The Dandy is just not up to scratch this week.HOLMES: What about a crossword? A conundrum, even.WATSON: I fear I don't have the patience. I mean, it's Saturday, Holmes. We should be outside, perusing, solving crimes, catching unsavoury villains. Instead of which, here we are, sitting in our moth-eaten armchairs, twiddling our thumbs, gazing at the ceiling, wondering when it's all going to end.HOLMES: Speak for yourself, O Hippocratic One, I am engaged in deep contemplation.WATSON: Oh, really? On what subject?HOLMES: I am contemplating my navel, old bean. Its shape, size, essence, spiritual significance and imposing presence.WATSON: (chortles) No, don't, Holmes, I'll pee myself. Contemplati...
LUMINOSITY IN THE LIMERICK AGE
2007-08-14 18:01:00 WATSON: I say, Holmes.HOLMES: Yes, Watson?WATSON: I'm thinking of entering The Times Limerick competition, the theme being Old Mother Hubbard.HOLMES: Oh, don't bother, old chap. You haven't got a ghostly.WATSON: Oh, really, old bean? And why's that then?HOLMES: Because, old man, I've already won it.WATSON: Already won it? How come?HOLMES: Because Rollicksome-Braithwaite, the editor, has seen my entry and laughed so much his haemorrhoid's fell out.WATSON: Good Lord!HOLMES: He assured me from his hospital bed that my Limerick shall not be surpassed. Indeed, he wants me to be the judge for next year's competition.WATSON: Good Lord! I didn't know you had a saucy bone in your body, Holmes.HOLMES: It's almost all sauce, old chum. With a bit of cartilage.WATSON: (sighs) Is there anything you CAN'T do?HOLMES: I can't see in the dark or get to the end of Charles Dickens' Great Expectations, irrespective of how many jelly babies I consume.WATSON: Dashed again. I can't do ...
Sherlock Holmes: Tehlike ?çindeyim
2007-08-07 17:07:00 Telefondaki bir kad?nd?. Cevap verirken sesi çok zay?f ve titrek ç?k?yordu. -Ben, Mary Malcolm tanr? a?k?na derhal geliniz Mr. Holmes. Kad?n?n büyük bir korku içinde oldu?u belliydi. Telefondaki ses birdenbire kesildi. Sherlock Holmes, ayn? anda bir vücudun yere dü?erken ç?kard??? gürültüyü ve bo?ulmakta olan bir insan?n bo?az?ndan h?r?lt?ya benzer bir sesi duyabildi. Alo alo Lady Malcolm!… ...
Sherlock Holmes: K?z?l Soru?turma
2007-08-06 04:06:00 Doktor Watson, eski bir arkada??n?n yard?m?yla tan??t??? Sherlock Holmes’la Baker Soka??’ndaki bir daireyi payla?may? kabul etmi?tir. Fakat Holmes’un tuhaf huylar? ve belirli bir mesle?inin olmamas? Watson’?n kafas?nda birtak?m soru i?aretleri uyand?r?r. Brixtone Soka??’ndaki bo? bir evde korkunç bir cesedin bulunmas?yla, kafas?ndaki tüm bu sorular?n cevab?n? alacakt?r. Holmes, çok uzun y?llar öncesine uzanan ve iki ...
WOMBIC INTERRUPTUS Q PAUSE 4 THOUGHT
2007-07-24 12:54:00 WATSON: I say, Holmes.HOLMES: Yes, Watson?WATSON: What's Wombic sex?HOLMES: A cunning ploy.WATSON: A punning cloy?HOLMES: No, you silly billy. A device.WATSON: What, like a BP3?HOLMES: That's MP3, old chap, and it hasn't been invented yet.WATSON: Good Lord! Now I'm more confused than ever what what what. So Wombic sex is a device. A device to do what?HOLMES: To see how many times one may use the word sex with impunity. The hit counter, which also hasn't been invented yet, will be going ballistic as soon as you press "Publish post". WATSON: "Sex with impunity"? Publish post"? Publish what post? I'm afraid you've lost me past the mortuary, old bean.HOLMES: It's all right, old chum. It's all a dream. (winks to webcam, which also hasn't been invented yet).WATSON: Well, if you say so, old man. Although there's an excerpt in this pamphlet that came through the door: "Though the single nature of Wombic mind, which completely pervades both cyclic sex and near copulation,... |
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