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Skewed Vatican Policy On The Arab-Israeli Conflict
2009-01-08 14:53:00
[T]he authorities of the Catholic Church do not defend the existence of Israel ? which its enemies want to annihilate, and is ultimately at stake in the conflict ? with the same explicit, powerful determination with which they raise their voices in defense of the “nonnegotiable” principles concerning human life. This has been seen in recent ...
Phoenix April Home Sales Down, Not Up? Results Skewed By Trustee Sales
2008-05-21 09:01:00
[My thanks to everyone who forwarded me this one- and there were a lot of you!] According to yesterday’s Arizona Republic, Jay Butler’s April home sales report was wrong: Butler compiles a report each month on home-resale transactions in Maricopa County. The report said home resales were up 15 percent compared with the same month in 2007, ...
Dick Polman?s Skewed, Left-Partisan History Lesson
2008-05-01 00:00:00
-By Warner Todd Huston Dick Polman is a long time Philly columnist and extreme left-winger that rarely makes any attempt to seem "fair and balanced," so it isn't surprising that his latest attempt at prescient punditry is a plaintive plea for the Democrats to chill out and just get along so ...
U Suxxors Receives An Anonymous Tape ?
2008-01-22 00:43:00
I don’t really know how to start this post off subtly so I’m just going to jump into the thick of it. If you were wondering why U Suxxors failed to update on Friday, I was dealing with a matter that has left me in heavy contemplation. Throughout the weekend it’s been on ...
Ch-Ch-Changes
2008-01-09 20:25:00
I woke up this morning, I turned on my RSS reader, I started reading TMZ updates, and after the first of two topics about Gummi Bear, I decided I’m done. We’re going all out from now on. We’re not even going to try and be serious anymore. Also, from now on the names of ...
You Mean Bilawal Bhutto Zardari Doesn?t Think I?m Flirtable??
2008-01-03 17:50:00
As much as I hate social networking, I do in fact have a facebook that I never use. Sadly, because of this I may be missing out on the oodles of hot Pakistani women that the guy pretending to be Bilawal Bhutto Zardari was making friends with this week until everyone finally figured out ...
Our 500th Post
2007-12-27 18:00:00
According to various stats and things, this is USuxxors 500th post. Isn’t it beautiful? So neat and shiny. Every message board post is like giving birth I feel. At least, I assume it is, not possessing a birth canal or a womb or any of that stuff that separates me from ...
A Tip For Staying Safe This Holiday Season
2007-12-19 18:15:00
Hello, I’m Contessa Brewer. It’s a little known fact that walking off of a cliff from a great height can kill you. A recent and growing epidemic, dangerous cliffs have been emerging from nowhere at a startling rate this year. More than 95% of people who fall off of cliffs higher than ...
Amazon.com Has Everything You Need For World Conquest, Including Uranium
2007-12-05 00:55:00
Are you looking to power your supersonic death ray of destruction but it’s just so difficult to get a hold of uranium these days? Don’t worry. Amazon is here to help. It’s not currently in stock, but you may be able to find some used, though that might not be helpful. Make sure ...
Comcast Responsible? Surely You Jest!
2007-11-30 19:18:00
Think back. Remember awhile back when we had that story about the old woman that attacked a Comcast office with a hammer because they wouldn’t switch her phone service over to Verizon? Go on, click the link if you want the details, I’ll wait. The woman, Mona Shaw, appeared on Good Morning America today ...
Beauty Pageant Contestant Gets Mace Planted On Gown & In Makeup
2007-11-26 20:27:00
I don’t really understand beauty pageants. You never hear about them unless you’re actively seeking information or you just really, really want to watch that kind of thing (perve). I’m assuming you get something if you win, maybe some money. Regardless, winning this beauty pageant was so important to some woman out ...
Women Are Better Multitaskers
2007-11-23 20:24:00
Finally, someone does an interesting study. A recent Nokia online survey shows that women are better multitaskers than men. They’ve obviously not caught me on one of my more busy afternoons where I’m on the phone, reading, typing, developing, listening to news, and attempting to eat something all at the same time. ...
Black Friday Is Upon Us
2007-11-23 17:30:00
I turn the news on this morning after rolling my brand new +40lbs ass off the bed this morning and I see this crowd of about two million people squeezing their way into a big electronics store. Black Friday~! The day that turns human beings into bloodthirsty beasts of prey willing to ...
Mom Lets Daughter Stay Home From School Due To Bad Hair Day, Gets Jailed
2007-11-21 19:46:00
What the hell is going on with the UK? I keep running across all these wacky stories from England lately which is fine and all because it gives me a break from celebrities but damn. Zany. A woman in the UK has been jailed because she’s unable to get her daughter to go to ...
Mr T Is A Night Elf Mohawk
2007-11-21 18:40:00
I had a horrible night where I didn’t sleep at all and ended up taking a walk at 2:30 in the morning in hopes it would help wear me out or something. It didn’t — I got home and FAILED at sleeping some more. Meanwhile, as I struggle to stay conscious and remember if I ...
Giants Stadium Fans Beg Women To Flash Them, Throw Trash At Kids
2007-11-20 22:33:00
I don’t know if I’ve ever mentioned it before but I hate football. Wait, I did. Give me rugby and MMA, I just can’t sit through a football game. Neither can some New York Jets fans either, because there’s a New York Times article today that I’ve heard MSNBC mentioning about thousands ...
Woman Allows Man To Break Her Leg For Insurance Money
2007-11-20 22:08:00
Would you let someone break your leg for $100,000? Probably, but it would have to be a clean break that would heal nicely. I’m such a whore. A woman in the UK agreed to let her boyfriend break her leg so the two could cash in on a $100,000 insurance claim by saying a ...
Are You Concerned About High Alien Abduction Rates?
2007-11-20 20:03:00
Well we’ve got the item for you. A website has open that sells alien dog tags you can wear for those awkward moments when you just want to GO after you’ve been anally probed by an alien and you’re both sitting around flustered and blushing, slightly embarrassed about the whole proceeding. These dog ...
What Are The Odds? Two Drunk Drivers Hit Building At Same Time
2007-11-20 19:39:00
The following is from MSNBC, and they have precious little information whether or not these two guys knew each other, but if not this is one of the strangest coincidences I’ve ever seen. Two drunk drivers, in separate cars mind you, were traveling north on a Michigan road when both drivers simultaneously lost control ...
Boss Angry With Pregnant Employee, Fires Her After She Delivers Stillborn B
2007-11-20 19:12:00
A woman in England told her boss at the company that she was working for that she was pregnant, to which the boss responded with “Well, that wasn’t in the plans”. Bosses are apparently architects now in their employees lives. To make matters worse, after putting up with his bitchiness at work throughout ...
Tar Distilled From Just A Couple Cartons Of Cigarettes - An Experiment
2007-11-19 19:51:00
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: So long as you don’t hurt any innocent people, I don’t care what you do in life. So before anyone thinks I posted this video to be holier than thou, I assure you I didn’t. We all have our vices. I actually plan ...
Japan Goes Back To Hunting Whales Despite Pleas From Cheerleader
2007-11-19 17:15:00
Despite the fact that she’s got a warrant out for her arrest in Japan, Hayden Panettiere (Who needs to get a new last name immediately) was ultimately unable to be a hero to whalekind when she joined a protest earlier this month. Japanese vessels have now set off towards Antarctica to hunt for rare ...
Couple Gets Plane Diverted After Trying To Join The Mile High Club
2007-11-17 04:36:00
I’m going to give you a piece of advice that you may or may not take to heart. If you choose not to take it to heart, I completely understand. I won’t take it personally–I’m just a poor blogger with stick figure celebrities all over his site that eats dry noodles to get ...
Cremated Ashes Being Dumped In Disneyland
2007-11-15 15:48:00
MSNBC just ran a short story that there’s a small yet strange epidemic hitting Disneyland lately. People are dumping the ashes of their cremated loved ones in the park, and park goers recently spotted someone dumping what appeared to be cremated remains on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. How the hell can you tell ...
Super Soaker Collecter Completes Collection
2007-11-14 17:11:00
When I was younger I was obsessed with squirt guns because I loved nothing more than games that involved chasing people. Our games actually involved tactics and hiding and ambushes and the like. Some people would grab water guns and just start shooting people point blank. Not us, we’d lure your punk ...
People Mistake Plastic Bag For Ghost
2007-11-13 22:40:00
At a gas station in Ohio, a mysterious blue object is scene floating around in front of a gas station surveillance camera. People gather around and watch the video and offer up their ideas of what the spooky image could be. Is it a bag? Is it a ghost? An angel? ...
Man Scores Goal With Penis
2007-11-13 22:11:00
A spanish soccer player yesterday scored a goal with his penis, says German paper Bild. Way to give the guy something to brag about there, Germany. In fact it’s already started. A direct quote from the player himself, Mario Gómez: I scored with a large part, and it hurt me a lot. Modesty: a ...
Wait, Bedbugs Are Real?
2007-11-09 21:26:00
All this time I thought bed bugs were something you scared your kids with when you told them “Don’t let the bedbugs bite”. As I always got older I just sorta figured it was something you told kids so they’d be too scared to start masturbating or something, kind of like how God supposedly ...
Tennis Player Claims He Was Poisoned By Russia
2007-11-09 19:06:00
A tennis player is claiming that he was poisoned by a Russian opponent, a move that forced the player to sit out of Germany’s Davis Cup. Tommy Haas claims that a teammate of his was told by a Russian player that Haas was not experiencing some sort of stomach pains as everyone had though, ...
So Jack Hanna And A Flamingo Walk Into An Airport
2007-11-08 22:24:00
Jack Hanna’s always been that other animal guy after Steve Irwin, and even now that Irwin is dead he’s still just the other guy. Sucks to be Jack Hanna. Sucked to be his pet flamingo too when Hanna got the thing stuck in an airport turnstile back in October. The flamingo was ...
Fact - You Can NOT Get Beer From 911
2007-11-08 21:35:00
I heard about this yesterday but don’t remember where it was from. A drunk guy in Hebron, Connecticut called 911 thinking they were some kind of call in beer distributor that delivered. He was of course wrong but there’s a fortune sitting there for the guy that comes up with a beer delivery ...
Jimmy Carter Would Really Hate I Can Has Cheezburger
2007-11-08 19:29:00
Why? Because he once killed a cat. Oh he says it was an accident, but of course he’s going to say that. What do you think’s going to say? “You bet your sweet ass I killed that cat and I’ll kill another one if it looks at me funny.” Notice ...
Forgetting our Soldiers, American?s Skewed Priorities
2007-10-13 00:00:00
-By Warner Todd Huston Recently I saw a story that seems, at first, to be a heartwarming tale of a selfless American sacrificing, if only in a small way, for one of our soldiers in uniform. But, upon reflection, the story does more than tell the tale of one American doing ...
Garlic Skewed Shrimp
2007-09-23 15:00:00
1 1/2 lbs. Jumbo Shrimp 1/2 cup Garlic oil 1 Tbs Tomato paste 2 Tbs Red wine vinegar 2 Tbs Chopped fresh basil Salt and Pepper to taste Preparation 1. Shell and devein the Shrimp. 2. Mix together remaining ingredients. 3. Toss with Shrimp and refrigerate 1 hour or more, tossing occasionally. 4. Remove the Shrimp, reserving marinade. Skewer the Shrimp by bending each almost ...
Garlic Skewed Shrimp
2007-09-23 15:00:00
1 1/2 lbs. Jumbo Shrimp 1/2 cup Garlic oil 1 Tbs Tomato paste 2 Tbs Red wine vinegar 2 Tbs Chopped fresh basil Salt and Pepper to taste Preparation 1. Shell and devein the Shrimp. 2. Mix together remaining ingredients. 3. Toss with Shrimp and refrigerate 1 hour or more, tossing occasionally. 4. Remove the Shrimp, reserving marinade. Skewer the Shrimp by bending each almost ...
Saturn Opposite Neptune: More Skewed Reality And Batting Clean Up
2007-08-09 14:44:00
The Saturn Neptune blogs start here: Coping With The Current Saturn Neptune Opposition: It?s a Hall Of Mirrors and We?re All In It
Is it my imagination or has the definition of SPAM skewed?
2007-08-07 01:57:00
I joined a forum today and was told that "telling people to check out your sig or posting a referral link in the body of your post is spam". I even indicated that it was a referral link so it wouldn't be misconstrued as Spam. A similar thing happened to me at bloggerparty where a user had flagged one of my posts as spam that had a referral link in it. read more
Seattle Skewed
2007-06-27 00:00:00
(Youk watches one get by the Sawx. (AP Photo)...
The Left looks skewed from the Right-field
2007-06-12 11:17:00
Reading an editorial such as the one published today in the Australian, I am starting to wonder whether it is preparing to merge with the Herald Sun. The offending editorial is titled Reality bites the psychotic Left - not the sort of title that foreshadows a well-balanced piece of writing. The piece (which lacks a byline) ...
Change skewed world order, says South Africa's Manuel - Reuters India
2007-06-06 17:18:00
Change skewed world order, says South Africa's ManuelReuters India, India - 1 hour agoJOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - The world's poorer nations could disengage from globalisation and multilateral institutions if the current imperfect world order ...Manuel on World Bank presidency process Independent Onlineall 22 news articles
Change skewed world order, says South Africa's Manuel - Reuters India
2007-06-06 17:18:00
Change skewed world order, says South Africa's ManuelReuters India, India - 1 hour agoJOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - The world's poorer nations could disengage from globalisation and multilateral institutions if the current imperfect world order ...Manuel on World Bank presidency process Independent Onlineall 22 news articles
Change skewed world order, says South Africa's Manuel - Reuters India
2007-06-06 17:18:00
iAfrica.comChange skewed world order, says South Africa's ManuelReuters India, India - 7 hours agoJOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - The world's poorer nations could disengage from globalisation and multilateral institutions if the current imperfect world order ...Manuel on World Bank presidency process Independent Onlineall 32 news articles
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