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Researchers believe that as a man ages, the quality of his sperm declines,
2008-06-06 00:54:00 Bad sperm hurts kids of older dadsAAP | Tuesday, 03 June 2008 FairfaxJUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH: Researchers believe that as a man ages, the quality of his sperm declines, resulting in children with a higher risk of autism, epilepsy and other disorders.Children are almost twice as likely to die before reaching adulthood if their fathers are aged over 45, a new study says.And scientists believe the declining quality of sperm as men age is a factor.Deaths of children fathered by over-45s occurred at almost twice the rate of those fathered by men aged between 25 and 30, according to a new study cited by Britain's Telegraph newspaper.Scientists believe children fathered by older men are more likely to suffer particular congenital defects as well as autism, schizophrenia and epilepsy, the news report said.A total of 100,000 children born between 1980 and 1996 were examined, of whom 830 have so far died before they reached 18, the majority when they were less than a year old.The deaths of man...
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2008-06-01 18:29:00 ET confirmed that Charile Sheen married his fiancee Brooke Mueller in a private wedding ceremony. This is Charlie Sheen's third marriage and Brooke Mueller's first marriage. Pagesix reported that the...
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WHY DOES IT TAKE 250 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
2008-06-01 17:56:00 These questions are from one of my friends. Obviously, my friend is a feminist! The questions were cold but hilarious nevertheless! Enjoy! Questions 1- WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? 2- WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX 3- WHY DOES IT TAKE 250 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? 4- WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? 5- WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? 6- HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? 7- WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? Answers! 1- Because they are plugged into a genius 2- They don't have enough time 3- Because they don't stop to ask directions 4- So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties 5- You need a rough draft before you make the final copy 6- Don't know ... it never happened 7- Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn --- --- Love Stories from all Cities and countries A to Z ---<--{(@ Visit Sweden my beautiful country! ---<--{(@ Hotel Disc...
The Sperm Lady
2008-05-31 12:56:00 Have you heard of "The Sperm Lady"? No, she doesn't create sperm. She creates artwork out of sperm. Again, no, she doesn't use that sticky gooey substance to splatter on the canvas to create artwork.The Sperm Lady is Bethann Shannon. She uses the cartoon drawing of a big head together with a wriggly tail which is commonly use to illustrated sperm. Yes, the tadpole-like cartoon! As reported in Montgomery County's upbeat, offbeat newspaper, Shannon got the idea about seven years ago when She, then married and trying for a baby, and she became obsessed with sperm. For inspiration and luck, she decided to surround herself with sperm or rather sperm cartoons... wriggling on wallpaper, bedding and curtains of her bedroom. This was to create a room to "help" her to conceive. Unfortunately, her marriage broke up, so the idea of filling up her room with more "sperm" stopped, but the idea of using the sperm cartoons has wriggled its way into business.With a business partner, they created M...
Denise Richards emails Charlie Sheen about his sperm?
2008-05-22 21:13:00 Apparently Denise Richards got desperate for sperm and emailed her ex, Charlie Sheen, to get some of the goods. That e-mail is not legitimate. It?s a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie. If I wanted anybody?s sperm, I?d have asked ...
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2008-05-21 15:34:00 Sexy Hollywood star Denise Richards has revealed she wanted to have kids with her ex-boyfriend Richie Sambora.The star was grilled about her complicated love life during an appearance on Larry King Live on CNN, and smiled through most questions that were hurled at her. But she took exception to a question about rumors she ...
Sunny holidays 'hit sperm count'
2008-05-01 06:40:00 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/heal-th/6688963.stmGoing abroad for a relaxing holiday before trying for a baby may not be a good idea, fertility experts say. Officials at the Bourn Hall Clinic in Cambridgeshire say soaking up the sun in tight trunks may be one of the worst preparations for fathering a child. Australian research has shown that too much heat can reduce sperm count and slow down the surviving sperm. But other experts cast doubt on the claims, although they said it may be wise to be cautious. Many couples feel that a foreign break improves their chances of conceiving by allowing them to relax fully. However, sperm takes eight weeks to mature in the testes, and during that period, is vulnerable to any changes in temperature. The testes naturally hang outside the body to keep them cool, and confining them in tight underwear, or dipping them in the hot tub may not be a good idea, it is claimed. Dr Thomas Mathews, the Medical Director at Bourn Hall, the world's first assisted c...
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2008-04-22 22:32:00 AP - A laboratory technician who allegedly tried to make a quick buck by stealing samples from the Indian sperm bank where he worked has been arrested after a doctor tipped off police, authorities said Tuesday.
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2008-04-22 19:41:00 An 85-year-old went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on ...
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2008-04-11 16:14:00 From the Courier-Mail in Australia: "Artificial human sperm could come to the aid of infertile men, according to a team of scientists who have used lab-grown sperm to inseminate female mice." And feminists rejoice: "Artificial sperm could also make males totally redundant, permitting women to give birth without a biological male mate."
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She Wants His Sperm
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2008-04-02 08:07:00 The Autism - Schizophrenia LinkPosted by Jane AkreTuesday, April 01, 2008 10:18 AM EST Tomorrow is World Autism Awareness Day, a time to focus on what causes the social deficit disease that circumvents normal interactions and development in children.New research on schizophrenia suggests it could be a cousin to autism.People suffering from schizophrenia, characterized by delusions, hallucinations and socially inappropriate acting out, have mutations to the genes that control brain development, yielding similar results to research on autism.The variations are unique to each individual, which runs counter to conventional thinking to this point that these gene variations run in families and can be pinpointed to an âautismâ gene or âschizophreniaâ gene.The newest scanning an individualâs entire genome - âWhole-genome scanningâ - allows a look at a personâs DNA, which is then compared to family members DNA and others without the disease.15 percent of people with schizoph...
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2008-03-29 02:33:00 Sperm morphology is routinely evaluated as part of a standard semen analysis. Morphology refers to the size and shape of the sperm. The results of a sperm morphology exam indicate the percentage of sperm that appear normal when semen is viewed under a microscope. Abnormal sperm morphology may be a contributing factor in infertility. Normal ...
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2008-03-12 19:39:00 From Engadget: See, the problem with bioengineering isn't moral or ethical dilemmas, or even homicidal robo-droids enslaving humanity. It's that if you let researchers go wild, eventually they'll find a way to make LEDs out of salmon sperm, threatening the sanctity (and sperm-free-
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Sperm Art: He Paints Using His Semen!
2008-02-26 07:33:00 Art is meant to represent the impossible beyond our imagination. This is beyond the way our imagination regards art, but maybe, in fact, we are conservative and obsolete… The British Jordan McKenzie, 40, involves in epic auto-sexual orgies for creating a new exhibition, which is the result of his masturbating and ejaculating over the canvas. The artist ...
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2008-02-25 14:48:00 I’m planning to have a baby but I’m facing a problem. My husband’s sperm won’t stay inside me. After we make love, it’ll flow out. I’m so worried. Is there a way to make love that’ll ensure the it won’t come out? answer: Basically you have, externally, the labia and vaginal opening. This chamber leads to the ...
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2008-02-25 11:30:00 Smoking and drinking men pass on their damaged sperm to their potential sons. The sperm defects can be passed down as much as four generations. The damaged sperm cells can endanger the health of the future child. Furthermore for boys there is a big chance that they will have the exact same broken sperm cells as ...
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2008-02-22 03:29:00 Male Health: The Long ShotFrom puberty on, reproductive health and the viability of sperm continue to evolve. By: Mark Teich Psychology Today Teens Until age 13 or 14, sperm is not fully formed, increasing the risk of infertility or birth defects. Sperm may be extremely healthy in older teens, who are famous for their potency. But risky teen behavior may put sperm at risk.20s These are prime years for male reproduction. Men have the maximum amount of mature sperm cells and the least DNA damage. The risk of producing birth defects or causing other problems in offspring is as low as it ever will be.30s Testosterone levels start to decline at age 30, bringing a decrease in potency. By 32-34, fertility begins to fall. Men who are 35 or older are twice as likely to be infertile as men under age 25. The mid-thirties also bring a significant increase in sperm DNA damage and thus an increased risk of producing birth defects. One in 99 fathers ages 30-35 sire children with schizophrenia ver...
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Cell Phones Bad For Your Sperm?
2008-02-09 16:37:00 In a study of 361 men seen at their infertility clinic, researchers at the Cleveland Clinic found an association between the patients' cell phone use and their sperm quality. On average, the more hours the men spent on their cell phones each day, the lower their sperm count and the greater their percentage of abnormal sperm.read more | digg story
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Study Shows Link Between Cell Phone Use and Poor Sperm Quality
2008-02-08 00:00:00 A group known as the Cleveland Clinic has released findings from a study it ran that shows a possible link between heavy cell phone use and poor sperm quality in men.
Study: Cell Phone Use Affects Sperm Count, Quality
2008-02-07 18:31:00 A recent study concluded that extended cell phone use may affect the number and quality of the male sperm count. This would significantly diminish a man's fertility, making it much harder to produce a baby.Experts from a Cleveland Clinic explained that, according to their findings, the count and quality of produced male sperm is inversely proportional to the frequency of their use of the cell phone.Measurements done from an experiment revealed that men who use their cell phones for four or more hours a day produced the lowest sperm count, as well as the least visible sperm, reported dbTechno.Dr. Ashok Agarwal, the study's lead researcher, said that they noticed a "significant decrease in the most important measures of sperm health with cell phone use and that should definitely be reflected in a decrease in fertility."Fox News said that the scientists are relating the decreased count and quality of sperm to the electromagnetic energy produced by the cell phones. They theorized that...
This is Serious?Mobile Phones Can Decrease Sperm Count
2008-02-07 17:14:00 The Mobile Technology Weblog – If you desperately want to have a baby or want to add more, do not use your mobile phones too much. According to a preliminary research published in Fertility and Sterility journal, excessive use of mobile handsets may affect the quality of a mans sperm. It can result to low sperm count or even higher percentage of abnormal sperm. The study conducted in Cleveland Clinic is based on 361 men ... read more
Poor sperm quality for heavy handphone users
2008-02-07 08:25:00 NEW YORK - SPENDING hours on a cell phone each day may affect the quality of a man’s sperm, preliminary research suggests. On average, the more hours the men spent on their cell phones each day, the lower their sperm count and the greater their percentage of abnormal sperm. -ST
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In Which Jay Mariotti Discusses Sperm
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Sperm Cells from Bone Marrow.!!
2008-02-05 13:47:00 (Credit: Newcastle University, England)Sounds like something that is impossible. But according to the researchers in Germany, it is not quite an âimpossibleâ task.A research carried out in Germany has successfully produced early-stage sperm cells by culturing isolated stem cells from human bone marrow. (Stem cells are special type of cells which have the ability to develop in to other body tissues such as muscles)For this remarkable experiment scientists took isolated stem cells from human bone marrow and cultured in the laboratory conditions. Then these cells were coaxed to differentiate into germ cellsâmale reproductive cells. The results were surprising; researchers were able to correctly identify the presence of early-stage sperm cells which are also described as spermatagonial stem cells, in the same culture medium informing them that the cells previously obtained from the bone marrow have converted into male reproductive cells."We're very excited about this discovery, p...
Women Can Create Sperm Now...Men Not Needed
2008-02-03 13:31:00 Scientists at the University of Newcastle have managed to create human sperm cells using a female embryonic stem cell. The researchers, led by Prof Karim Nayernia, had previously created primitive sperm cells from male bone marrow. They?re currently working on making the cells from female bone marrow, which would be much easier and more practical than creating them from embryos. The creation means that lesbian couples could soon have children that shared the DNA of both women, rather than having one male biological father. A sperm cell created from one partner could fertilize her partner?s egg. via
Remote-controlled sperm 'tap' may offer reversible vasectomy
2008-01-29 11:30:00 Scientists at the University of Adelaide in Australia are developing a radio-controlled contraceptive implant to control the flow of sperm from a man's testicles. The device will be placed inside the vas deferens, the duct that carries sperm from each testicle to the penis. It will block the flow of sperm cells when closed, and allow them to pass again upon being opened. The device will be controlled via a remote control. The developers of the silicone-polymer valve say that it may be a switchable alternative to vasectomy, which cannot be reliably reversed and often leaves some men to later regret their decision. "Since it is flexible, the polymer either contracts or expands as a result, and this movement allows the valve to be opened or closed as needed," New Scientist magazine quoted team leader Said Al-Sarawi as saying. "It will be like turning a TV on and off with a remote control, except that the remote will probably be lock...
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