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Stupid People/Funny People
2008-05-28 01:01:00 I'm like that kid in the Bruce Willis movie the Sixth Sense - except I see stupid people - saw one last night on the TV matter of fact.Asked if she?d heard about the crisis of the earthquake in China, which killed roughly 80,000 and injured 300,000, has-been actress Sharon Stone said:"Of course I have. Well you know, it was very interesting because at first, I?m, you know, not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don?t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so, I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do about that, because I don?t like that. And I?ve been, you know, concerned about, oh, how should we deal with the Olympics because they?re not being nice to the Dalai Lama, who?s a good friend of mine. And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma? When you?re not nice, that the bad things happen to you? And then I got a letter from the Tibetan foundation that they wanted to go and be...
Questions for Stupid People
2008-05-26 02:33:00 I have some questions for any really stupid people who are reading this right now (or more likely having it read to them). How do you manage to get through the day? Do you have some secret bag of tricks that you use to complete basic tasks (things!)? Is there a song that you sing when ...
By: JesseGersten.com
Speaking of Stupid People?
2008-05-23 13:00:00 ABC News Insults Old People and American Veterans of War By Attacking John McCain for His Age and Possible ?psychological damage? from his POW Captivity Brent Baker at Newsbusters fills us in with the latest imaginary tripe coming at us via ABC News. Not waiting until the actual Friday release of John McCain’s medical records, on Thursday’s ...
By: Webloggin
stupid people
2008-05-08 23:51:00 There was this girl in high schoolshe would mix "creme de menthe" & "sprite"and put it in a hairspray bottleThen she would spray it into her mouthwhile she was in the bathroomwhat a fucking idiotI'm guessing she's working for NASA now...or maybe she's a cashier at a gas stationnot sure...
By: Casual Slack
Stupid People Sign
2008-05-08 11:42:00 Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I?m Stupid”. That way you wouldn?t rely on them, would you? You wouldn?t ask them anything. It would be like, “Excuse me…oops, never mind. I didn?t see your sign.” It?s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was ...
By: ZA Vibes
E-Thugs & Internet People
2008-05-07 04:35:00 This is a two part rant that is for all of those people who have missed me being Random and Crazy. I’ve been busy for awhile so I haven’t been in my wonderful rare form. So lets go ahead and get started. E-Thugs For those of you who are blinking at that term here is ...
By: The Random Woman
stupid people
2008-05-03 01:51:00 I hate stupid people. You know, it's not even the people who aren't educated that bother me so much as the people that just don't bother to use their brain to function. I just had a lady call me from a dealership to transfer her insurance from one car to another. Do you think she had any of the information needed? Hell no! Neptunebaby: I would be happy to assist you in transferring your insurance today. What is your policy number, ma'am? Dumb Ass Lady: I don't know. Neptunebaby: OK, well I will look that up for you by your name and address. Can I have that information, please? Dumb Ass Lady: Well, my last name is Ass and my first name, well.. the insurance is under my husband's name and that is Just As Dumb, I'm sure. Neptunebaby: Thank you. Can I have the VIN for the car that we are transferring the insurance to, please? Dumb Ass Lady: I don't have that. Neptunebaby: Well, I will need that in order to add the vehicle to your policy, Mrs. Dumb Ass. Dumb Ass...
I hate fucking stupid people! No seriously?
2008-04-27 00:48:00 Guy walks into my video store where we’re liquidating our inventory. We’re selling all the VHS tapes for $2.00 each which is what he’s interested in. He starts looking around. This guy’s been in here many times before, he’s just annoying as hell. Young guy, but he always calls first to tell me he’s coming ...
By: Hash It Out!
Stupid People At All-Time High
2008-04-24 00:00:00 I have a t-shirt that I designed that can gauge the stupidity of everyone around me. It's accurate within...
By: Scrivel.com
Stupid people
2008-04-19 02:33:00 By VictorM:Some people are saying Barack Obama was giving Hillary Clinton the finger when he was scratching his face. I wish we could shoot such stupid people. See it for yourself:
By: ARGville
Harvey Danger Says, ?Only Stupid People Are Breeding.?
2008-04-15 01:17:00 Today, I had my pre-admission testing for my c-section surgery on Wednesday. My appointment was scheduled at the same time as Julia’s dance class. Also, Julia’s piano class (which usually happens on Wednesday) was rescheduled for today (since we’re going to be a little busy on Wednesday). Julia has never missed dance ...
By: My Mommy's Place
Magic Cookie point winner + Stupid People News
2008-04-11 21:30:00 Sorry the the blog has been dead this week, I wasn't even able to get a notebook blogger posted. I have been a little under the weather the past couple of days with a headache and sore throat plus I have not been getting home until 9pm and after dinner and a shower I have pretty much just crashed. I don't think I have been online more than 5 minutes since Monday and that was just to check email. The next couple of weeks I probably will be just as busy, which is good, I can't stand having nothing to do, but that means I won't be posting much, so I apologize in advance if my sisters can't keep the readers entertained. :pAs to the winner of the Anna's Magic Cookie point quiz, rahraht was the winner with a whopping 4/12 right! Yes! 4 our of 12, you rock! I guess maybe Anna's questions were too hard for our readers, I will see if she can post easier ones next time. ;) The answers in case anyone was wondering are as follows:1. B2. B3. A4. B5. A6. B7. C8. C9. A10.A11.A12.AAnd now I ...
Darwin is dead. Stupid people got him.
2008-02-29 19:25:00 "Pana la 16 ani, elevii vor fi obligati sa studieze religia la scoala." [sursa] Asta se intampla exact in acelasi timp cu scoaterea teoriei lui Darwin din manuale (decizie de o prostie inimaginabila. Am mai scris despre asta aici).Dupa 16 ani, elevul va decide daca vrea sa studieze in continuare religia. Sigur. Dupa ce va fi deja indoctrinat si inregimentat in armata de fanatici.Nu, nu cred ca potrivirea acestor evenimente este o simpla coincidenta. Si nici ca doar prostia lui Adomnitei si a lui Hardau au generat aceasta situatie. Ele doar au ajutat."Organiza?ia non-guvernamental? ?Solidaritatea pentru Libertatea de Con?tiin??" a cerut insistent reintroducerea teoriilor darwiniste în programa ?colar?, afirmând c? se încalc? dreptul la cunoa?tere al elevilor. De partea cealalt?, Biserica ortodox? sus?ine c? teoria lui Darwin este oricum dep??it? ?i se poate renun?a la ea. De asemenea, tot în 2006, s-a decis scoaterea din manuale studierea lui Voltaire, Camus ?i Nietzsche din program...
By: Doru Oprisan
How big of a role did just plain stupid people play in the housing crash an
2008-02-19 14:16:00 When you look at the housing crash and mortgage meltdown (and America in general) you see stupid people everywhere:- Stupid people at the ratings agencies giving AAA ratings to worthless crap- Stupid mortgage brokers committing rampant fraud, thinking they wouldn't get caught- Stupid appraisers wildly overstating the value of homes- Stupid realtors telling their suckers there were 21 Reasons to Buy, when instead there were 21 Reasons to Sell and Rent-Stupid people at the Fed not seeing the housing bubble, not raising rates faster, and not regulating the out of control lenders that they were supposed to be regulating- Stupid people in the White House telling people it was a great time to buy at the peak- Stupid people in the MSM not doing their jobs, and interviewing stupid realtors as "experts"- Stupid people by the millions buying second homes as investments, spending five times their incomes on a home, or believing what MTV, HGTV and the Learning Channel were selling them- Stupid...
By: Housing PANIC
REVENGE OF THE STUPID PEOPLE
2008-02-11 22:29:00 By Tom Ambrose February 8, 2008 When the people of the United States re-elected Bill Clinton to the U.S. presidency, many people saw that outcome to be the result of the pernicious immorality and retarded public-education standards that have infected America for the past 50 years. Perhaps we can similarly account for liberal John McCain’s recent ascension ...
Stupid people
2008-02-04 14:00:00 For more than 2 months and a half I'm without an ID. I gave my ID to the authorities 2 & 1/2 months for them to put residence visa like every year. Usually this should take 10 business days, but not in this case.The worst thing is that in Romania you can't anything without an ID, I could not pay my internet without a valid ID. They postpone & postpone with lame excuses, I don't know what the heck is happening. Does anyone know where I can write a complaint to?
By: My life in words
Stupid people
2008-02-04 14:00:00 For more than 2 months and a half I'm without an ID. I gave my ID to the authorities 2 & 1/2 months for them to put residence visa like every year. Usually this should take 10 business days, but not in this case.The worst thing is that in Romania you can't anything without an ID, I could not pay my internet without a valid ID. They postpone & postpone with lame excuses, I don't know what the heck is happening. Does anyone know where I can write a complaint to?
By: My life in words
How could anyone call you names? Stupid people; da...
2008-01-22 17:51:00 How could anyone call you names? Stupid people; daisy, you are awesome.
By: Daisy's Dead Air
Stupid People (Americans)
2008-01-21 17:50:00 Mucho se ha dicho que el nivel educativo en MĂ©xico es paupĂ©rrimo. SegĂșn indicadores internacionales en MĂ©xico somos tan inteligentes como Patricio Estrella de Bob Esponja. Sin embargo los verdaderos indicadores de cultura general no se pueden medir por pruebas hechas por organizaciones que claramente cuentan con otro tipo de educaciĂłn, estatus social y recursos econĂłmicos. Los gringos se
By: Lord Cold Blog
The Psychology Of Stupid Blogs
2008-01-08 10:17:00 I submit to you a simple thesis about the psychology of blogging and it goes something like this: a hypothetical new blogger gets a little tired of the low profile that Myspace and Facebook provides, so he decides to take a look at the potential of the blogosphere and surf over to Blogger.com, which provides ...
By: tasthius.com
The Stupid People Files: West Virgina Woman Arrested for Wiping Her Nose o
2007-12-28 01:07:00 She probably would have gone for the Farmer’s Blow on his shoes if her hands were free: A woman in this Charleston suburb was charged with battery on a police officer after the officer said she wiped her nose on the back of his shirt. Cpl. S.E. Elliott said he had arrested the 36-year-old woman last week after seeing her slap a man, bite him on the elbow and spit in his face. Elliott said the woman wiped her nose on him as he led her into the police station for booking on a charge of domestic battery. Real classy woman. ShareThis
Stupid people
2007-12-25 14:30:00 Hehe, I must say this clip make-s me laugh every-time. One of my favorite home videos of all time actually. Its easy to get embar-rassed when you have stupid accidents like these! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c8KCgHN3TFQ
'Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people'
2007-11-29 20:01:00 firoze shakir photographerno1 posted a photo: photo courtesy www.theindiatravelguide.com/tes-t/indiamap1.JPG 'Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people' Amberlee Spurling racist quote a needle and a broken thread Wisely said you write poems with a brainless head Only hate for Indian people hate for India with your brain so dead I pity that Indian guy you did bed who left you unsatisfied To milk his cow on his cycle he sped Leaving you panting your Swollen finger and a thirsty hungry bedspread Your hate for Indians understandable unsaid But they say you were also jilted by Ed and Fred Who gave you Aids before they fled Love poetry Hate racism
Filter Out Stupid People From The Internet?
2007-11-21 18:49:00 Babs sent me the link to this one- a new project that aims to create a “stupid filter” that detects and filters out writing from stupid people, mostly in the form of comments on videos and blogs. I support this idea so much it hurts. You can read all about the project on ...
By: The AV Club Blog
Stupid People Piss Me Off
2007-09-24 01:14:00 The MIT student who walked into Logan International Airport wearing a computer circuit board and wiring on her sweat shirt claimed it was harmless artwork. But to troopers who arrested her at gunpoint, it was a fake bomb. Nineteen-year-old Star Simpson was charged Friday with possessing a hoax device. Her attorney described the charge as offbase ...
Stupid Americans? No, Stupid People
2007-09-18 18:01:00 People around the world are convinced that Americans are dumb, fat and lazy. Let me address stupidity and maybe some one else could take care of the rest. So, why the rest of the world (and let’s face it, we, too, have come to accept it to a certain degree) think that Americans are stupid ...
Clever Phrases for Stupid People
2007-09-12 23:20:00 I just got out of a HELLISH meeting. Yes, much to my disgruntlement and frustration, my vocation involves trying to withstand the brainless corporate world. Since I'm completely uninterested in anything anyone has to say (what we discuss in the... Read and post comments | Send to a friend
By: Gerri Atric
My Savanna is being polluted by stupid people
2007-09-05 16:54:00 It all happened yesterday when I took my dogs for their evening walks. I usually don't take them too far. I let them loose on our own property, the part that is still left wild. I call this part the savanna because, well it looks like a savanna minus the lion, zebras and giraffes of course!So, coming back to yesterday, I was really angry to see that some people have dumped their garbage on our land. I just can't imagine how someone could make so much effort just to dump his garbage in the property of others when in this region scavengers make rounds twice a week! Instead of dumping the trash here, they could just have put them in those big LMLC sacks and waited patiently for the scavengers to come and collect them. Duh! They must have looked really stupid taking all their garbage presumably by night and coming to dump them here.My mother's take on this is that those people are not aware that scavengers do collect plastic stuff and they thought they cannot burn their garbage eithe...
Rich Ad Freak?s New Stupid People?s Guide, Reveals Million
2007-09-03 09:58:00 The “Rich Ad Freak” is helping thousands of Entrepreneurs To Make Huge Amounts of Cash in Newspapers. The “Rich Ad Freak” has caught the attention amongst such marketing gurus, such as Kevin Lewis, Lance Groom, and Trina Gerg, because of its simple to understand but yet legendary insider secrets on how to make thousands ...
Stupid People
2007-08-20 12:58:00 Just as imperfection makes us human, so does logical reasoning. When humans screw up, they normally look for whatever caused that screw-up, fix it, and try not to repeat it. That is what I consider a very elemental level of intelligence. That “mistake-recognition&rdqu-o; skill also shows what many call adaptive capacity. Other species in the animal kingdom, like ants and lizards, don’t have the capacity to go through this marvelous process. These other animals don’t learn from their mistakes; they just endlessly repeat them. They don’t recognize mistakes, and they aren’t able to adapt in the same logical way that human beings do. Stupid people are very much like ants and lizards. But ants and lizards can be forgiven. Stupid people cannot. They’re human, and they’re supposed to have intelligence and adaptive capacity. They obviously make mistakes, as does everyone else. That makes everyone human, so that doesn’t make them particularly st...
Stupid People With Guns?
2007-08-06 14:05:00 And here ya have it, folks. Much like the rambling moron troll over at the worse blog in the known Blogosphere, the RNC run GOP.com blog, mamalicious once said, "The miltary is nothing but a bunch of stupid people with guns".With that, here is a small portion of the KOSmonoff round up:Well, the YearlyKos convention is over, but the nutroots are still marching on. A few weeks ago, Kos himself assailed ?nasty rhetoric? that was ?rampant in the primary war diaries? of the Daily Kos website. Yet, the site went ahead and featured a troop-bashing rant by Saturday Night Live has-been A. Whitney Brown, who wrote: ?Do I still support the individual men and women who have given so much to serve their country? No. I think they?re a bunch of idiots. I also think they?re morally retarded.? The guy is itching for more attention. I know I?m violating the no-troll-feeding rule here, but the post sheds needed light on the same anti-military animus that led to the squelching of Sergeant David D. ...
Stupid People
2007-08-01 14:23:00 I had a doctor's appointment yesterday at which I was pretty sure there was going to be an ultrasound - but no dice. So I pretty much dragged poor Andy with me for no reason. Well, we did get to hear the heartbeat (eventually... the Wee One kept swimming away from the heart monitor). Anyway, we scheduled an ultrasound (for real this time) but the soonest they had is after Andy leaves (boo!).We had two weird experiences while we were at the doctor. First was the gate guard. I think maybe we got in the wrong lane to get onto the base, because the guard immediately asked us if we were waiting for a pass. Andy told him no and gestured to the stickers on the car. The guard then proceeded to tell us (in his low raspy voice) to "Never follow anybody!" at first we thought perhaps he thought we were with the car in front of us and that they should have followed us, not the other way around... but then continued, giving us examples of how following someone...
By: HighlandAmy
Know Your Rights Stupid People
2007-07-22 06:52:00 People who don’t know their rights and bitch when something doesn’t go their way should be beaten with a DEAD TROUT!! Take land/home owners in New Brunswick that were recently in the papers bitching about Mineral Companies staking claims for possible uranium mines. “It’s my land…. I paid for it…. they have no right to intrude on ...
Stupid People and Narcotics: deadly, yet funny
2007-06-27 17:12:00 It always amazes me that we let some people go home with certain drugs. In the area where I practice, we get a lot of patients who are frankly just stupid, and many of them wind up discharged home on heavy painkillers or antipsychotics, which they are allowed to use with minimal supervision. Now, maybe ...
Stupid people?annoy me.
2007-06-23 06:42:00 Teacher, 40 marries student, 16. OK…just be warned. I am gonna curse…because…it-217;s warranted. The parents say that signing the consent for their daughter to marry her track coach was the hardest thing they’ve ever done. Ummmm… no, the hardest thing to do would be to step the hell up and be an eff-ing parent. So the ...
Stupid people awards :)"/>
2007-04-27 16:45:00 It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As you may already know, the Darwin Awards are for those nominees who will not be contributing to the gene pool (thankfully).The 1997 nominees are:NOMINEE No.1: [San Jose Mercury News] An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut.NOMINEE No.2 [Kalamazoo Gazette] James Burns, 34, of Alamo,Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what. police described as a "farm-type truck." Burns got a friend to drive the truck on a highway while Bums hung underneath so that he could asthe source of a troubling noise. Burns' clothes caught on something, however, and the other man found Burns "wrapped in the drive shaft."NOMINEE No.3 [Hickory Daily Record] Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death in December in Newton, N.C., when, awakening to the sound of a ringing te...
Stupid Quotes From Stupid People
2007-03-23 22:08:00 Surfing the Internet can be a fun and interesting escapade. It is full of valuable and entertaining information, videos, pictures, stories, and blogs. Some blogs are insightful, others are downright idiotic. After realizing such carelessness, I have decided to point them out. It?s a new segment I
By: A Wikia Wiki
Die, Stupid People, Die
2007-01-25 15:49:00 You know what I hate? 1) Stupid people who insist on rushing into the lift before you can even get out. 2) Now replace "lift" with "train"3) Stupid people who become rooted to the spot after getting off the bus therefore blocking my exit. MOVE YOUR ASS.4) Stupid people who insist on reading the newspapers UNFOLDED in a crowded lift with zero elbow space. Dude, your paper is in my face.5) Stupid people who have no qualms about sharing their bad taste in music with the entire train. 6) Stupid DJs who play that "You're Beautiful" song by whathisface on the radio 893283743 times a day.Technorati: Rant
Stupid People
2007-01-24 15:06:02 Stupid People When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompeten...
By: The Clarion
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