Top Ten Sports-Related Halloween Costumes That Don't Suck
2009-10-26 21:27:00 You're better than this. Halloween is just five days away. You don't wanna be just another Balloon Boy, do you? Imagine the embarrassment if you and your sweetie run into another duo dressed as Kanye West and Taylor Swift! And we all heard that Conan O'Brien monologue: you won't be the only Count Barackula at the club. Why not combine your love of sports with your love of Halloween? There are countless characters in the sports world just waiting to be spoofed. But let the amateurs flood the costume shops for this year's hottest picks. Leave the Danica Patrick racing suits and the Kenny Powers' mullets to the trixies and d'bags. You, sports fan, can do better all by yourself....
Two Thirds Of State Students Suck At Math - Still
2009-10-15 19:05:00 Even if you don't give a whit about CPS or poor minority kids, these results should give you pause when you think about what we're being told by the city (which, using a different much easier test, gives a much higher number).
Embrace the Suck
2009-09-09 10:01:00 "Over the course of 10 months in eastern Afghanistan, an Army specialist nicknamed Mud Puppy maintained a blog irreverently chronicling life at the front, from the terror of roadside bombs to the tyrannies of master sergeants.Often funny and always profane, the blog, Embrace the Suck (military slang for making the best of a bad situation), flies under the Army?s radar. Not officially approved, it is hidden behind a password-protected wall because the reservist does not want his superiors censoring it."?What comes out of my blog is the experiences of a soldier right in the middle of all of this,? Mud Puppy (a nickname for military police), who recently returned home to Illinois, wrote in a recent e-mail message. ?I think that people need to hear from us, more than they need to hear from the big whigs. War has a cost, and that cost is paid by soldiers.?Read the story of Pentagon Wary Blog Watch by at NY Times
By: Light Within
Suck On That, Haters!
2009-08-15 04:47:00 I just want all of you haters, who couldn't WAIT to run him out of town, to know that my beloved Felix Pie just HIT FOR THE CYCLE against the Angels. That is all....
Sit Down, Suck It In, Improve Back Pain On The Gaiam BalanceBall® Chair
2009-06-30 01:29:00 I did try to use one of these big balls as a chair at one time, but every time I got up from my desk, the darn thing rolled away. Once it even rolled away while I was sitting down on it, and I hit the floor so hard I thought my butt was broken....
Today’s TV Addict Top 5: Reasons TV Might Not Suck This Weekend
2009-06-19 19:00:00 1. ELI STONE makes its long awaited return to ABC this Saturday with a road trip (10PM, ABC) 2. A blackout gives David and Michele some much needed alone time on KINGS (8PM, NBC) 3. Unlike Twilight, TRUE BLOOD it’s a vampire love story adults don’t have to be embarrassed too about (9PM, HBO) 4. A younger, better looking version of MERLIN welcomes viewers to The OC Camelot B*tch! (8PM, NBC) 5. The premiere of KILLER HAIR, a TV-movie based on the bestselling books by Ellen Byerrum, on the Lifetime Movie Network. Think MURDER, SHE STYLED. (8PM, LMN)
By: the TV addict
TV show writers suck when it comes to science!
2009-05-30 06:30:00 You would think a show as technically involved as CSI would at least try to cover their bases when it comes to making scientifically-based statements. I was watching CSI Season 2, Episode "Overload", when, at the beginning of the episode, Grissom exclaims, "Terminal velocity is nine point eight
Ron Thal: guitar suck... yes they really do... honest!
2009-05-16 12:55:00 News: 16-05-2009: As spotted by Daniele Gottardo! Now if this was a video!!! Jaw dropping playing from the Bumblefoot! Guitars Suck - Bumblefoot This is a content summary only. Visit Truth In Shredding to find out more!
Why BT (British Telecom) Suck
2009-05-06 13:35:00 I have a couple of business lines with BT in relation to our fast food business. Like most fast food companies we accept telephone orders which are then delivered by drivers to save people leaving home. Last month I spent SIXTEEN hours trying to get a phone reconnected due to BT’s terrible policy of disconnecting lines ...
Red Wings Suck
2009-04-08 02:39:00 Inappropriate title? Perhaps. But between rooting for the Spartans last night and reading the next book, this has been probably my most pro-Michigan week since the last time I visited. The only way it could be moreso is if I'd been playing the Laughing Hyenas all week (I haven't: it's been Mastodon, Aimee Mann, Dirty Three time here). So for balance, I need to remind the world: the Detroit Red Wings do, indeed, suck, regardless of what it may say in the standings.That out of the way:#31 -- "Thunder City" by Loren D. EstlemanThis is the most recent in the Detroit series that started with "Whiskey River"; in the afterword, Estleman indicates it's probably the last, while leaving that open to backtracking. It actually (I'm pretty sure) takes place chronologically earlier than the rest. It was the only one I hadn't read, that I know for sure.If I were reasonably confident of living to 160, I'd set aside a month sometime and read all of Estleman's Detroit books -- I have a feelin...
NYPA: No One?s Surprised You Suck
2009-03-24 09:11:00 Here's how the Buffalo Ruse sees the NYPA-pays-$500 million-to-help-the-state-bridg-e-its-budget-gap-and-leaves-rat-epayers-footing-the-bill scandal of '09: New York Power Authority President and CEO Richard ?Big Dick? Kessell plans to move forward with a 12% rate hike that will be charged ?to every man, woman and child in Western New York? retroactive to 1901, the ...
By: BuffaloPundit
Tonights Sched: Mondays Kinda Suck..
2009-03-02 22:06:00 So, tonight there are maybe 2 good games out of the 5.Hornets at 76ersCP3 and bunch have been playing a little better recently. I don't feel they're contenders, but they can make for a good match up against the Sixers. Both teams can definitely score, also they have nice young bigs to boot.Most intriguing match up: Tyson Chandler vs. Samuel Dalembert. This certainly won't be the best offensive match up, but won't it be fun to watch these guys scrap all game? That's the way they play, should be fun to watch. Close second: Andre Miller vs. Chris Paul. Two scrappy guards, but not as down and dirty Chandler and Dalembert.So, the spread has the Sixers favored by 2.5. I'm going to go with the Hornets winning by three. Sorry, Sixers fans, your home crowd sucks at times.Also, if you want to catch Heat at Cavs, I wouldn't blame you. I'm having a Monday burnout, so no talk around the hardwood, or anything else today. Sorry, but I'm going to try to possibly hit up Twitter later!
3 Fun Mirrors From Suck UK
2009-02-27 17:27:00 Suck UK creates so many innovative and fun products that always make you smile. Today, I fell for three fun mirrors that I'd like to share with you: Five x Five, Who Tall Are You, and the Wiper Mirror.
Bubonic Pandora wrote a new blog post: Suck My Death
2009-02-09 18:13:00 Bubonic Pandora wrote a new blog post: Suck My Death On Saturday, Brother parked in front of Wife's house for hours, demanding to see his kids. Wife told him he could not. Still, almost a whole day passed before Brother left. Sunday was tense. Mother and Brother got into it. He made threats against her. Subtle threats. That's how he starts. This morning, Mother phoned to tell ...
By: BackBeat
Why Do People Suck? - Ongoing
2009-02-02 14:53:00 I went to a SuperBowl party yesterday for about five minutes. One word: Ewww. I didn’t mind getting a tour from the homeowner who waxed poetic about the benefits of custom-made furniture. Seriously, I didn’t realize someone could talk for so long without taking a breath or asking my name. I didn’t realize someone could be that boring and nasty and ramble nonstop about how the previous owners were the “do-it-yourself” types who “bought everything at Home Depot” and didn’t care that the house “looked like a shithole” but that “thank God we have better taste than that.” Sure lady, it’s in great taste to order all your furniture from sweat shops in Sri Lanka. Go girl. But really, that didn’t bother me. I asked tons of questions, nodded and encouraged the crazy talk. It didn’t bother me when I heard a partygoer, we’ll call her Elaine, whisper to my mother, “They may have a nice house, b...
Kelly Clarkson ?My Life Would Suck Without You? Music Video + Lyrics
2009-01-30 15:12:00 Kelly Clarkson has debuted the music video for her first single ?My Life Would Suck Without You” from her fourth album ?All I Ever Wanted“. I love the video! It?s very colorful, a lot of action and the usual kiss at the end. Kelly looks amazing too! I wonder if she ever thought about an ...
Paul Cox wrote a new blog post: I suck!
2009-01-29 03:21:00 Paul Cox wrote a new blog post: I suck! Ok, so I've been really bad about keeping this up recently, and I'd like to apologize. Things have been kinda crazy around here, what with trying to keep all of my budgets clear and making sure that we'd have enough money to go on vacation to see Jason's brother get married. And then about a ...
Paul Cox wrote a new blog post: I suck!
2009-01-29 03:21:00 Paul Cox wrote a new blog post: I suck! Ok, so I've been really bad about keeping this up recently, and I'd like to apologize. Things have been kinda crazy around here, what with trying to keep all of my budgets clear and making sure that we'd have enough money to go on vacation to see Jason's brother get married. And then about a ...
Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You [Video]
2009-01-28 03:44:00 Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You [Video]
By: ALI's BlOg
The treadmill can suck my kiss
2009-01-23 08:01:00 There once was a time when I exercised pretty regularly. I gave my treadmill a good solid workout a few times a week. Then I’d get knocked down with a stuffy nose and sinus pain (thank you chronic sinusitis) or have trouble breathing (thank you asthma) and use it as an excuse to stop exercising. ...
By: The Bean Blog
Question of the Week: My non-designer boss thinks I suck!
2009-01-13 14:46:00 This question of the week by reader Jane is delayed, in fact much delayed. Apologies as I have been caught up with work! She writes: I’ve been working at a product design company for almost a year and a half. Meeting new friends, colleagues, clients, manufacturer and people from different walks of life ...
By: Design Sojourn
Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You [Full/Tag]
2009-01-13 14:33:00 Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You [Full/CDQ]*As mentioned last week Kelly Clarkson is getting ready to release her upcoming fourth studio album "All I Ever Wanted" due out March 17th!! The first single titled "My Life Would Suck Without You" is set to impact radio on the 19th and it premiered today!! Here we finally have the FULL version of the single written & produced by Max Martin & Dr.Luke. The song is a great upbeat catchy pop track, Deff check it out!!DL:Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You [Full/CDQ]DL Link 2:HEREDL Link 3:HERE(WHAT DID YOU THINK SO FAR?? THANKS ARE APPRECIATED)
By: ALI's BlOg
Soccer uniform hot young suck old dick
2009-01-12 13:32:00 Alexa takes soccer classes after school and has an eerie crush on her coach who happens to be older than her fucking grandfather! That doesn't stop this nasty teen from spreading her legs wide open for her wrinkly old coach's cock to slide in. It&..
Kelly Clarkson ?All I Ever Wanted? Album Cover - ?My Life Would Suck Withou
2009-01-09 14:09:00 Kelly Clarkson got a fresh new look for her fourth album, ?All I Ever Wanted“, coming out on March 17. The first single ?My Life Would Suck Without You” is set to be release on January 19th but you can hear it HERE first>> So what do you think about Kelly Clarkson?s new look and new ...
Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You [Snippet]
2009-01-09 05:04:00 Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You [Snippet]Kelly Clarkson is getting ready to release her upcoming fourth studio album "All I Ever Wanted" due out March 17th!! The first single titled "My Life Would Suck Without You" is set to impact radio on the 19th! Here we have a 30 second clip of the single written & produced by Max Martin & Dr.Luke. The song sounds great so far and I can't wait for the full, Deff check it out!!DL:Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You [Snippet]DL Link 2:HERE(WHAT DID YOU THINK SO FAR?? THANKS ARE APPRECIATED)
By: ALI's BlOg
Mondays suck big hairy donkey balls
2009-01-06 06:46:00 Between our Disney trip and the holidays, I worked very little in December. I worked about 10 days the whole month. It was so nice. I got a little spoiled on vacation. I slept in every day. I never showered before noon…if I showered at all. The kids and I saw four movies…in the movie theater ...
By: The Bean Blog
Kelly Clarkson My Life Would Suck Without You
2009-01-02 20:24:00 The original American Idol, Kelly Clarkson, is back and the promo for her new single "My Life Would Suck Without You" is hot. Kelly's voice is amazing, it gives me goose bumps at times, which is how I judge a voice. Call me crazy. I am so excited to hear something new from her. The new single hits airwaves Jan. 19!
By: Jen's Juice
Why does the Renaissance festival suck now?
2008-11-09 03:18:00 You know, for years now, it's been a tradition to go to the Carolina Renaissance Festival in the fall. For...
The Obama Hangover: Reasons We Suck Today
2008-11-05 14:56:00 Congratulations America! You were all just collectively duped by the most elaborate marketing charade in modern history. Excusing myself this morning from a lengthy statement on how utterly retarded it is that Barack Obama will be our 44th President of the United States, I’d rather prefer to catalog a short list of grievances and notes I’ve thought of instead. 1. John McCain’s only real accomplishment in this election was his selection of a fresh-faced, charismatic, executive-minded, and core principle-lead woman in Governor Sarah Palin for his vice presidential running mate. If anything is to be said about 2008, I thank the senator for advancing the opportunity of a rising star at 44 years. Women are the key to the GOP’s future success now, and it’s time we start placing more of them in positions of power. 2. In good news… Barack Obama barely won Indiana and North Carolina. In bad news, a guy like Barack Obama has no business winning the states ...
By: postpolitical
Happy Birthday Hulu. I’m Glad You Guys Didn’t Suck.
2008-10-29 09:30:00 Online tv/film site Hulu launched a year ago today, and boy did we have to eat crow. We provided nearly constant criticism of the site since it was announced in March 2007 (no name, billion dollar valuation, name translation issues, trademark absurdity, etc.). But despite a slightly bumpy launch, we had to admit that they did an outstanding job. And today I can safely say I spend more time watching Hulu than I do my standard home cable connection. The site continues to grow rapidly. In August they had over 100 million video streams. Last month, according to Nielsen, they streamed 142 million videos, a 42% month over month increase. 72,000 reviews and 14,000 forum posts have been left of the site, and the company says they’ve received 50,000 feedback emails. The site now has 110 content providers (including NBC Universal, FOX, Sony Pictures Television, MGM Studios, Comedy Central, Lionsgate, Paramount Pictures, PBS, FX, Sundance Channel and the Sci Fi Channel), up from 40 at laun...
Over what distance can a pump suck?
2008-09-23 00:55:00 I want to install a pipe line from my creek for garden irrigation. The creek is approximately 200 metres away and the lift from the creek is about 3 metres. I will need to place my pump at the delivery end because of electricity constraints. Is it possible to suck water over this distance as opposed
Pamela Anderson : Sarah Palin Can Suck It
2008-09-12 00:43:00 Pamela Anderson is the latest celebrity to speak her thoughts about Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin. When Pamela was in Toronto, Canada, attending an event that speaks out against the abuse of animals in Hollywood (Paris Hilton), she was asked her thoughts on Palin and a recent article in Newsweek Magazine , ...
By: Gone Hollywood
Charley Chase and Tori Black suck and fuck their professor
2008-09-11 00:38:00 Charley Chase and Tori Black are goofing off during a final exam. Their professor isn’t amused by their antics and ends the test early. They need to finish the exam and are willing to do anything to make the grade!
Why Social Bookmarking Will Always Suck
2008-08-16 20:37:00 You see it over and over again. You find out about this new social site that's just starting up. You join it. And it's so unbelievably cool! It's down-home and quirky and attracts that great eclectic mix of oddballs just like you, and you all chat it up and love it. Then time passes. And what always happens? It gets more popular, more people join. And then, as if it were manifest destiny, the social network goes to hell. One day you look up - who are all these people? When did your progressive hipster site suddenly become the domain of asstroturfers? What happened to moderation? Why is college_horny_18 and casino_pokerroom_2384 spamming you and why doesn't anybody care? When did the front page become a mirror copy of the exact same stories on every other social bookmark site's front page? You're saying to yourself right now, "Hey, I thought I was the only one who saw that!" I used to think that, too. But recently I've been hearing it from all around me as well. Which is my ...
Why Social Bookmarking Will Always Suck
2008-08-16 20:37:00 You see it over and over again. You find out about this new social site that's just starting up. You join it. And it's so unbelievably cool! It's down-home and quirky and attracts that great eclectic mix of oddballs just like you, and you all chat it up and love it. Then time passes. And what always happens? It gets more popular, more people join. And then, as if it were manifest destiny, the social network goes to hell. One day you look up - who are all these people? When did your progressive hipster site suddenly become the domain of asstroturfers? What happened to moderation? Why is college_horny_18 and casino_pokerroom_2384 spamming you and why doesn't anybody care? When did the front page become a mirror copy of the exact same stories on every other social bookmark site's front page? You're saying to yourself right now, "Hey, I thought I was the only one who saw that!" I used to think that, too. But recently I've been hearing it from all around me as well. Which is my ...
The VMAs are going to suck
2008-08-12 09:46:00 If these promos with the oldest Jonas Brother, Russell Brand and Britney Spears are any hint what the MTV VMAs are going to be like, they are seriously going to suck a$$ big time. Where did MTV find Russell Brand? You know it is bad when Britney is the funnier one in the promo and ...
Quakes suck
2008-07-30 09:12:00 So we just had a pretty big quake here in LA, a 5.4 and it totally scared me. It was the biggest one here I experienced so far. I did not feel the shake, but the waves sucked. Hopefully all is OK, but man that quake scared the sh!t out of me. addthis_url ...
Quakes suck
2008-07-29 21:10:00 So we just had a pretty big quake here in LA, a 5.8 and it totally scared me. It was the biggest one here I experienced so far. I did not feel the shake, but the waves sucked. Hopefully all is OK, but man that quake scared the sh!t out of me. addthis_url ...
Yankees Suck?
2008-07-27 14:41:00 Bart Simpson has the right idea here, or does he? (SawxBlog Illustration) I read Kevin Cullen's interesting piece yesterday on Boston.com (Enough Already) on what is for better or worst one of the more popular chants throughout New England, "Yankees...
By: SawxBlog.com
Small Cars Don?t Have to Suck
2008-07-21 09:04:00 Coming soon to Nissan's US showrooms, the Cube:
By: BuffaloPundit
Blog Advertisers Really Suck
2008-07-09 06:15:00 Updated July 10:We've seen your lamesite and we love it!We see that your traffic rank is 303,564.And your link popularity is 64.Also, you have been online since 7/31/2000.We will send a small team of Iberian explorers to conquer your blog and kill any Indians who get in our faces about it. Give us 5,000 men, Oh Queen, and we will loot and plunder Lindsay's crappy blog and pay you $1 million reals cash in ten years. That's how we colonize, baby!It's hard to find men for the expedition, forget about women. Who the Hell wants to go live in Lindsay's blog anyway, it's too hot, it's jungle, it's full of hostile Indians and there's no Mediterranean breeze. I'll stay on the Mancha, thank you. Only losers colonize Lindsay's blog, the rest of us stay in the Motherland.I think these guys are lying.I'm wondering if being in the top 300,000 blogs on the Net is even any good. Why blog? For the lulz.This blog was designed from the very start to suck and suck hard and long and never gi...
By: Robert Lindsay
I suck, I know.
2008-06-27 09:31:00 I know I promised a comprehensive, bi-weekly update of BSG this season, but I’ve been both really busy AND really lazy so I’ve decided to just do one big half-season wrapup and be done with it. So until that’s finished, I give you a new reveiw to view. A nice cheap 360 title to keep ...
By: Gamer Hero
Who says Mondays suck?
2008-06-09 22:09:00 So far, so good for my weekly-lineup money-league team! Check out these early lines ...
By: The RotoFeed
BlackDog Sports. Yankees Suck. (Dick?)
2008-06-08 16:25:00 At Blackdog Press we are very busy fellows. Always getting the first Al Roker stories and outing gay droids from Star Wars. So we would just like to focus on the American League East, because really what other league is there. Gay Pride of The Yankees When Metro Sexual becomes more than just fashion. The shocking tale of New York Yankee's shortstop Derek Jeter, and what kind of all-star he is off the field.Derek Jeter has been linked to some very beautiful women. It's like he picks them off the front covers of people and other straight magazines. But the fact is that since Derek Jeter's rookie year the Yankee's have never been able to keep a bat boy longer than a month. " Derek just has a very different idea of what a "Yank" is." Said former team mate Wade Boggs. Apparently the situation is getting worse. "It's like a guy just can't get in the shower around here without Derek, j...
By: BLACK DOG PRESS
Sprint Samsung Instinct is great but the videos suck!
2008-06-06 06:07:00 Download latest version of Flash to view video!. Click Here to View in Full Screen Mode There are bunch of videos on how to use the new Sprint Samsung Instinct but there’s NO VIDEOS on the browser of the Samsung Instinct. If Sprint is serious about competing with the iPhone (from a marketing perspective), they gotta get ...
SLUT DIARIES PART DEUX..KARRINE STEFFANS NEW BOOK..ON "HOW TO SUCK A LOLLI
2008-06-05 06:37:00 Let me clear my throat. It?s officially Literacy In The Hood Day at the HOUSE.. I do this for my culture. According to my sources as apart of her six figure deal with Warner Books [$.000019] Superhead will be releasing two upcoming books. Her third book is tentatively titled ?Vixen Manual? and will teach fellow sippers/suckers the art of sucking "Lolli Pops. [Click here to watch video of Karrine Steffans talking about the book] [1] Lets be clear,just because you love to sip your man?s babies or whatever that keeps him satisfied doesn?t automatically qualify you as a professional to write a job aid. However, if you are doing this in place of a full time job or in exchange for goods and services then chances are . . . you know the rest. There?s a big difference from being a huster and a hoe, let?s not confuse the two. "THERE A HOE IN THIS HOUSE"!!
By: HOUSE OF GLITZ
Suck My Link: Megan Fox on Fire, Gina Carano, and Titans Cheerleaders
2008-06-03 22:01:00 Megan Fox might be one of the hottest women in the entire world and if Gina Carano were to beat the ever living sh*t out of me, I think I’d actually like it… a lot. The Links
Elliptical Machines and Treadmills Suck Ass
2008-06-01 13:57:00 Mike Geary might just be on to something here. Now… I’ve heard time and time again that the elliptical machine is a worthless exercise… but the treadmill TOO?!? We’ve got to see what’s going on here… I know that all of the elliptical and treadmill worshipers are probably fuming at me now after that article headline, but the ...
MagicJack VoIP REVIEW Update - Does It Suck?
2008-06-01 10:24:00 So, now that I’ve had some real world use with the Magic Jack, what’s my verdict? I say - YES. 2 Thumbs Up… Full Article |
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