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Read this, suckers!
2008-08-02 01:03:00 I have to say first despite the standard nature of the comments besides a few, that was partly the aim of the last few entries as having hardly any for months had to 'spice it up a bit' or I feared I'd lose the last few visitors I had. Not that I god forbid would ever make a thing up, it was about revealing more than most should in return for a bit more interest. Negative/positive, as they say on the radio all listeners are counted equally and they don't care why they're listening. Bums on seats, literally the bottom line. Even controversial politics had no effect before as it's possibly becoming more mainstream, and that would be a good thing as we need to fight the bastards before they send us all to the third world economically and technically. One reason so many politicians are apparently against cars as they realise with no fuel we'll have to do without them so maybe are trying to prepare us now by making driving one as hard as possible.So back to my week, well some may...
Why Yes, Those Really Are Little Suckers You’re Seeing!
2008-06-03 19:18:00 Why Yes, Those Really Are Little Suckers You’re Seeing!, originally uploaded by raspberryvixen. Sunomono (sushi-cucumber salad). Yay for octopus. NOT. I ate it anyways. It was rather tasteless. Thank gawd for the miso sauce. Seriously. Miso makes EVERYTHING better. And I’m pretty sure the amount of wasabi I use when I settle in to eat my Philly rolls will burn the memory of the squid from my brain… Copyright © 2008 The Den of Iniquity. This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact lisa@rpgraphics.net so we can take legal action immediately.Plugin by Taragana
Star suckers: Celebrities in ads
2008-05-11 14:02:00 Celebrities have a long standing relationship with advertising. That is to say, they have a long standing relationship with money. From John Wayne’s wheezy endorsement of Camels, to Orson Welles’ slurred campaign for Paul Masson to Scarlett Johansson’s winsome Eternity ad, star power has always attracted the marketing men for that instant, orgasmic hit of ...
By: Gentry style
Casio suckers bloggers into writing about upcoming G-Shock event
2008-05-09 23:19:00 (Credit: Casio) I got an this e-mail Wednesday afternoon from the Casio PR team, suggesting that if I did a really good, creative blog post about Casio’s upcoming 25th anniversary G-Shock Watch event on May 14 in New York, I might win a prize. Here’s the whole tawdry …
Casio suckers bloggers into writing about upcoming G-Shock event
2008-05-08 01:48:00 Front and back: the invite to Casio's upcoming 25th anniversary G-Shock event. (Credit: CNET Networks) I got an this e-mail Wednesday afternoon from the Casio PR team, suggesting that if I did a really good, creative blog post about Casio’s upcoming 25th anniversary G-Shock Watch event on …
NBC BJ
2008-04-21 15:07:00 NBC News charging suckers $35,000 to enroll in NBC's digital training courses, luring them with subtle job promises. NYT NBC pockets a percentage of the tuition.Why does this remind me of the Barbizon "Be A Model Or Look Just Like One" modeling school scam? Or the Columbia School of Broadcasting? These outfits are franchised nationwide promising fame and fortune to starry-eyed fools.
By: Chickaboomer
Hope is for Suckers
2008-04-15 01:49:00 by Mickey Z. "Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man." - Friedrich Nietzsche We can't give up hope, I'm often told. Keep hope alive, the saying goes. If we lose hope, nothing will ever change...or so they believe. Well, I'm here to say: Fuck hope. We live on a planet brimming with hope yet that same planet is under perpetual assault...and the hopers are losing. The corporations raping our eco-systems don't hope they can steal more land, exploit it, poison it, and make boatloads of cash. They make a plan and make it happen...damn the torpedoes. (You might even call it "direct action.") Monsanto doesn't put its faith in candlelight vigils or humans standing in the shape of a peace sign. They get busy putting their people into positions of power, writing legislation, and bullying and smashing anyone opposed to their insane agenda. General Motors doesn't reserve its opinions for government sanctioned "free speech zones."...
Suckers for the Phony War On Drugs
2008-04-11 01:22:00 LTE: THE PHONY WAR ON DRUGS I'm writing about Ralph Givens' thoughtful letter ( "End drug prohibition," April 8 ): The so-called war on drugs is a huge industry and huge bureaucracy. Victory in the drug war is not possible, nor is it the goal. Victory in the drug war would mean that the drug war industry and bureaucracy are out of business. There are basically two types of people who support the so-called war on drugs: Those who make their livelihood from it. This includes politicians and bureaucrats who are probably on the payroll of the drug cartels. ( Al Capone had hundreds of politicians and prohibition officials on his payroll. ) Suckers - taxpayers who have bought into the lies and propaganda of the drug-war industry and bureaucracy. Suckers - who are willing to sacrifice their own liberty and freedom because they don't like what others do to themselves. Suckers - who believe that criminalizing a substance will make it go away. Suckers - who think that drug prohibitio...
Levi?s Red Tab Limited Edition Cell Available Now: For The Fashionista In N
2008-03-30 00:30:00 So, to compliment Levi’s Original line of cellphones, the jeans company is releasing a limited edition version called “Red Tab.” Only 100 of the suckers are available, and you can only buy them at chi chi Parisian boutique Colette. The phone has the same specs as its original release, including a 2-megapixel camera with flash, ...
By: Gadgets Are Us
Best Buy $50 gift cards for HD DVD suckers
2008-03-19 18:20:00 Best Buy $50 gift cards for HD DVD suckersIn a gesture of good will, Best Buy is doling out $50 gift cards to anyone who ever bought an HD DVD player at one of their stores. http:/-/www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9897-965-7.html?part=rss&subj=ne-ws&...
Driving + Suckers = Failure
2008-03-19 04:28:00 I HATE DRIVING CARS! Just a statement after finding out that I failed the QTI test. Whatever. It's not the end of the world and at least I failed only at the road test but not at the side-park, 3 point test, etc. It means I passed half the test, yippee! I can always try it out later kan? Now, that man who's handling(testing, nope, it sound weird also, duh, handling also means.. duh whatever :D) me said, I had to pay him another RM 30 just to take another test on the road. And if I ever need to change the dates, in case if I didn't make it, another RM10 burned inside my wallet(technically mine, yes XD). Leeches! Leeches! Come on, RM10 just to change date? Weird system, or is it just at my driving institute? Here's a list that they cross that I did wrong (or so they thought I did wrong :D).I'm driving over the limit. (This is such a lie. 50kmh is not over limit okay!?)I don't know how to use brake/emergency brake. (A simple mistake for not lifting the emergency brake when drivin...
sorry is for suckers.
2008-03-01 21:34:00 heads up for all you snow bunnies, kime buzzelli just posted on her blog, the moldy doily her design for monument snowboards. it looks so rad. it will be available later on this year. i think what i love most...
sorry is for suckers.
2008-03-01 21:34:00 heads up for all you snow bunnies, kime buzzelli just posted on her blog, the moldy doily her design for monument snowboards. it looks so rad. it will be available later on this year. i think what i love most...
5 Time Suckers for the Internet Entrepreneur
2008-02-20 12:17:00 For the past month or so I’ve been neglecting my business somewhat. I’ve been working my usual hours but looking back the time I’ve been investing has often been wasted. You could say I’ve spent the last month learning how to be busy without actually doing anything, which isn’t smart. So where’s the time going. Email As I do the majority of my business on the Net, email is the preferred and predominant communication method. I currently get around a thousand emails a day, of which Google automatically trashes about 700. This still leaves 300 that need reading ad responding to or deleting. What I’ve been doing in the last month is checking my email way too often and often reading an email without acting on it so needing to read it again, so losing double the amount of time. Starting as of yesterday my solution to this is to just check email twice a day and have the time set aside to act on all received. If I am waiting for an email off somebod...
By: Self Made Minds
Pay Up, Suckers
2008-02-05 16:47:00 As attendance numbers continue to fall at the Pepsi Center (14,381 last night), the Avalanche front office has announced that ticket prices will be increasing for the 2008-09 season. That's right, despite being cited constantly as one of the main reasons fans are skipping home games, the Avs will raise their seat prices. The Avalanche has notified season-ticket holders by mail that prices will go up for the 2008-09 season. The top price, only for row 1 along the glass, is scheduled to increase from $190 to $196 per game, and the bottom price, for the upper end balcony, will be raised from $22 to $23. The other 2008-09 prices, and their corresponding figures for this season: • Rinkside $134 ($130). • Prime loge $111 ($108). • Club corner $106 ($103). • Club end $96 ($93). • Corner loge $94 ($91). • End loge $85 ($83). • Lower center balcony $62 ($60). • Upper center balcony $51 ($50). • Lower corner/end balcon...
By: Mile High Hockey
Shill Bill's Thrills, Chills
2008-01-30 16:58:00 Bill Clinton's conniving claptrap cons media into covering him more than the Republican presidential candidates. Project for Excellence in Journalism PEJ
By: Chickaboomer
Suckers for the Brontës
2008-01-22 16:48:00 Michael Morpurgo selects in The Telegraph the 100 books every child should read. The selection is sometimes a little bizarre. Wuthering Heights and not Jane Eyre? Part 3: Early teensWuthering Heights, by Emily BronteA novel that embeds itself in the memory, and set feminism back 150 years. The human genome has yet to produce a teenage girl who isn't a sucker for Heathcliff.Coutorture covers the new Bill Blass Spring 2008 collection:We kind of love that the Bill Blass S/S 08 presentation had an atmosphere reminiscent of Wuthering Heights so cold and eerie, that it made your skin crawl. It definitely adds something to dresses that, though beautiful, stand among the dozens of other 'pretty', neutral dresses we saw for the season.If you say so.The Huffington Post is somewhat confused about the cause of Charlotte Brontë's death. Nowadays it is believed that morning sickness related to pregnancy (Hypemeresis Gravidarum) is probably the reason. But the author of the article seems to s...
By: BronteBlog
Gigante Gaffe
2008-01-18 23:02:00 TV Newser's Chris Ariens had to retract a story he posted earlier today about CNN blowhard and illegal alien wack job Lou Dobbs's "interview" last night on Stephen Colbert's report in Espanol: "Colberto Reporto Gigante" with "Esteban Colberto."There is no Esteban Colberto. No Colberto Reporto Gigante. And as far as I'm concerned, no loudmouth Lou "I love me" Dobbs. Even a Baltimore Sun reporter got the joke and wrote about it today.A sheepish, naive Ariens found out ex post facto that last night's Colbert Report bit was a bit of world class editing from a Dobbs appearance a year ago."Esteban Colberto" has a brilliant albeit fake Wikipedia entry divined by Mr. C in "Wikiality" - the Truthiness Edition. The Colberto Reporto Gigante. An Esteban Colberto fake MySpace page.
By: Chickaboomer
Stay Classy, Philadelphia
2007-12-20 15:06:00 New York Post Page Six: Entrepreneurs are making a fast buck off the cop-slugging bust of Philadelphia anchor-babe Alycia Lane. NB2 Apparel is hawking T-shirts and hoodies with the phrase, "I'm a [bleep]ing TV Reporter, Bitch!" with 20 percent of proceeds going to the Police Athletic League. Meanwhile, CafePress.com has a line of shirts, teddy bears, dog coats, hats, bumper stickers and buttons showing Lane with a big grin on her face and the words, "Free Alycia!" Cafe Press T-shirt description: ?Let people know who you are or who you want them to think you are with this official Philadelphia Ranting Reporter tee!? Why am I not surprised that the vultures are hawking a baby snap-at-the-crotch affair like the Imus "Nappy Headed Ho" infant suit? Turns out the police don't want the dough-nations. Dan Gross Philly.com
By: Chickaboomer
Phantom Lapboard now on sale, suckers rejoice
2007-12-17 13:28:00 At this point we’re pretty certain Phantom’s shady, vaporous history is warning enough to anyone thinking about giving cash to the company, but the risk-takers out there might want to take note: Gadgets, General, Images, Mobile News, Phantom Lapboard, Technology News
C'mon, Baby, Light My Fire
2007-12-15 16:30:00 Would you buy a condo in a luxury high-rise built on top of a funeral home? Wash PostLand is at a premium in Arlington, Virginia. Condo buyers get a copy of this book. The vultures of death have found a new market in sports fanatics. Sports Fan A Michigan (why does it have to be from my home state?) company makes team-themed caskets and urns. Eternal Image's prez appeared on Fox Business. VideoOh, and that's a REAL death vendor (right) in the UK.
By: Chickaboomer
Open Houses: Just For Suckers
2007-12-07 01:05:00 I’ve defended Open Houses for a while now, but I’ve swung about to Jonathan Dalton’s point of view on this one. (Enjoy your victory Jonathan.) Open Houses are terrible at selling homes. That’s why established agents take the day off and get newbie agents to do their open houses for them. It just seems to be a straight math problem. I think NAR figures had 4% of all homes sold from open houses. If each house had 3-4 open house events, then it seems like any individual open house has around 1% shot at a sale. So as an agent hoping to actually sell the house, I’d in theory need to do an open house every week for almost two full years to get up to a 100% shot of selling a single house. Each open house takes about 5 hours with printing up flyers, driving out there, plonking down signs, standing around in the open house, collecting signs and driving back home. So 5 hours x 100 open houses = 500 hours to get one sale. Do the mental math for the stand...
Suckers Only - Tivo Revives Lifetime Subscription
2007-12-04 15:51:00 DVR is a rip-off. Tivo is once again offering a lifetime subscription option on some of their models. What I don't get is why we need to subscribe to anything at all. It's just a hard disk! Find out how to do-it-yourself and save in the long-ru5 Zoom(s)
Christmas Suckers
2007-11-28 08:00:00 I can't believe that Christmas is almost here. The signs abound with the shopping malls bringing out all the trimmings,...
By: Urban Angel
Spillsbury Dough Boy
2007-11-21 18:38:00 The usual suspects out of the political woodwork. Democratic presidential nowhere man Sen. Chris Dodd calling for an investigation. Miss Covert America Valerie Plame blowing her pretty blonde stack. E & P Deadeye Dick Cheney spotted digging a grave at Fort Marcy Park. The "misled" "Scottie" McClellan issues 121 words from an unfinished book rocking Bush's political world that he lied when he spun the one-note-samba to the WH press day after day. That Bush, Rove, and Cheney, Libby had nothing to do with the CIA leak thing. The unwitting McClellan falls on his own sword for those who gave him false info. What a way to get the liberal media vultures tripping over their dicks for McClellen's unfinished book due out in April 08! Politico Slate Scott's 39. His life as he knows it is over. Hope he has a good retirement plan and investments. My take on "Scottie" is that he's a hand-wringing, wussy whining victim. Hate that toxic victim energy. Public Affair Books Jay & The A...
By: Chickaboomer
Packing Heat
2007-11-20 21:05:00 The heat is on between gun lovers and gun haters. Supreme Court agreeing to hear the case of a DC guy challenging DC's no guns law. Fox News This is huge. Former Bush attorney general Alberto Gonzales collects 40 grand for making a speech Monday at the Unversity of Florida where he got a verbal waterboarding from students. Houston ChronicleWhy would the university pay this prevaricating, corrupt, bonehead blowhard a dime?
By: Chickaboomer
Suckers and Their Punches
2007-11-15 08:54:00 Take a look at the Coyotes’ Nick Boynton sucker punching Steve Bernier and drawing him into a fight. Boynton was suspended for one game and his coach (somebody named Wayne Gretzky) was fined $10,000 for sending his brawler onto the iced in the final minutes of a blowout. This kind of thing drives me crazy because it makes NHL fighting look so bad. The truth is (and I’ve only come around recently) NHL fights are a great thing. In the NFL, if a guy has been hitting you after the play or blocking dirty there’s nothing you can do. The same goes for an MLB hitter who just had a fastball whiz by his head or an NBA player who’s had his kidney’s tenderized by an opponents’ elbows. Any retaliation will cost their team dearly. That’s not the case in the NHL. If a guy has been getting facewashed after every whistle or slashed all night long, he can drop the gloves and slug it out without hurting his team. It’s really quite awesome when you ...
By: ShakedownSports
Ticket Sticky Wicket
2007-11-09 19:56:00 Maybe this is a typo. StubHub is hawking a $25,000 ticket to a Hannah Montana concert. That aside, the prices are still obscene. The acquiring and reselling of concert tickets is corrupt. I ask you, would you pay $2,000 for a Bruce Springsteen ticket? Somebody's got to put a stop to this. Washington Post
By: Chickaboomer
Bagged
2007-11-09 19:28:00 The intrepid Washington Post gossipistas Amy Argetsinger and Roxanne Roberts have tracked down the DC rich bitch owner of that ugly ass $52,500 Louis Vuitton bag. It wasn't from among the usual suspects. But is is a suspect. A DC government grunt who stole $20 mil of your dough. Harriette Walters spent $1.4 mil at Neiman Marcus. Wash PostLouis Vuitton only made two dozen of these bags made from remnants of old Louis Vuitton bags.
By: Chickaboomer
L'Chaim!
2007-11-03 14:28:00 Now we know why Larry King is blowing his top. The 73-year-old media icon is suing a Maryland insurance guy for conning him out of millions of dollars by enticing him to buy and sell life insurance policies. Apparently one life insurance policy with a scrupulous insurance dude wasn't enough. Larry wanted more. The naif claims he lost "millions of dollars" and Dr. Feelgood skimmed dough off the deal.Think about this. If Larry acknowledges that he wasn't in "the best of health" when he took out a $10 million policy in 2002 with the scrupulous dude, how did he get MORE life insurance in 2004? The Smoking GunI had to practically turn my insides out to get a $2 million life insurance policy at age 56!
By: Chickaboomer
Bomb Tancredo
2007-10-29 14:47:00 Steve Doofus & Friends at Fox News got suckered into an interminable pimp job this a.m. by Republican presidential candidate Tom Tancredo. Steve: "I understand you have an announcement to make." All you heard was Steve babbling "right, right, right" as Tancredo wound up and went into his diatribe against the U.S. House of Reps and why he's not running for another congo term. He's made and broken that promise to Colorado voters. Tom droned on uninterrupted as he railed against other congressmen for not showing up when he's on a roll on the House floor. And then segued into his endless loop "If I Were President" BS. No dummies, they. Tancredo's one-note immigration samba is tedious. And so is he.
By: Chickaboomer
Brain Dead Moronic Frog Turd Suckers
2007-10-25 04:30:00 OK. The title of this post doesn't render true justice as to how I really feel about the the fraud preacher known by Pastor Fred Phelps of the alleged Westboro Baptist Church. Fred Phelps is a pastor of a church but it certainly is NOT a "Godly" congregation. I wouldn't be surprised if they sacrificed chickens and drank the blood of dead chickens. Hell...I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't kill the chickens first.This group of hedonistic fools and foul birds besmirch the very name of Jesus Christ. This jerk needs to have some Prairie Justice rendered and ITS congregation placed in stockades, beaten within an inch of their lives and then soaked in a concoction of wine vinegar, sulfur and salt. Then, the pain should begin and rendered by the families of slain and wounded heroes.Caning would be a good start...beginning with the soles of their feet.Cat-o-nine tails would be next...applied ever so forcefully upon the fleshy parts of their backsides. EMTs would be present to...
How Do You Cock-Suckers Sleep At Night?!
2007-10-21 03:39:00 Money. It?s nice to have, but it?s nothing you want to obsess over and lose your shit about. Being a little on the brown side of ripe (at the age of 26), I?ve decided that I?ve made enough mistakes of my own. It?s about time I started learning from other people?s fuck-ups. So, here?s what I?ve learned about managing my finances. All you aspiring Bums, hold onto your hats? you?re about to get bukakked with shit-hot financial advice! Rather than hustling, scamming, slangin?, bangin? or (god forbid) working for a little extra foldy-shit, I?m better off learning to stretch my weekly pittance. If it comes to eating ninety-nine cent macaroni and cheese, rolling butts for a day or two and using my imagination (in lieu of new porn) for stroking material, so be it. Even if I had more money, I?d probably blow it at the race-track, buy drink after drink for girls who?ve got no intention of fucking me at the end of the night or spend it on stupid shit, like that egg-beater I?ve had my eye o...
Women On Top
2007-10-08 20:47:00 Huffington Post princess Arianna Huffington summons every five-syllable word in this Newsweek profile of 11 powerful women. Oh, put a sock in it, Arianna and let Julie Greenwald, Atlantic Records prez, Andrea Wong, Lifetime TV prez, and the fabulous Shonda Rimes, creator of "Grey's Anatomy" tell THEIR stories. Put your money where your mouth is, Miz Arianna. Ad Age reports that Arianna will NEVER fork over dough to the bloggers toiling away in the HuffPo boiler room. Prestige, glamour, ego, recogition are the paybacks. Like radio without the 72 virgins.
By: Chickaboomer
Unjust Desserts
2007-09-24 19:14:00 Why does this dessert cost 14 grand in the Democratic Socialist Republic of Sri Lanka? Find out here. The Fortress touts "super sexy rooms" with "super king size" beds with Frette linens. You get to choose the color. The luxe resort opened last November.
By: Chickaboomer
Reverend Bizarre - III: So Long Suckers
2007-09-21 13:10:00 ‘So Long Suckers’ is a great epitaph.
By: kvltblog
First I Look At The Purse
2007-09-14 18:32:00 (The Contours, Motown, 1965) How much would you pay for this purse? I look at this purse and run! Hideous.You could buy a nice Mercedes for the obscene price of this social X-ray hag bag. I'm not joking. Or a double-wide. The intrepid gossip mavens at the Washington Post are trolling for tips on which DC rich bitch snagged the ugly ass bag. [Wash Post] Only 24 of these atrocious articles were projectile-vomited like Exorcist green goo by Louis Vuitton. Amy Argetsinger and the lovely Roxanne Roberts speculate BET billionairess Sheila Johnson was the sucker. Speculation Miz Sheila denies.
By: Chickaboomer
SAY WORD! | A CREDIT CARD OFFER FOR SUB-PRIME SUCKERS
2007-09-12 00:12:00 Props to The Consumerist as well as Golb at Money, Money, Matter, and More Musings for exposing this sham of a scam. MasterCard should be ashamed of backing such a sheisty card. It is designed to prey on subprime borrowers who, sadly, cannot get a better card. It is literally the worst credit card in the world.
Slippery Little Suckers
2007-08-29 19:21:00 What do you think after you had just read that? Sound weird? question mark popping out from your head and floating around you?No worry, because I am about the same as you are right now when I first heard it from my hubby when he said that he is going there. Where? THERE!Well that is in Sydney, Australia but the one I am going to show you is the Malaysia's branch!Their cute and fat dolphin logo. But what with the Slippery Little Suckers about...*scratch head*The first thing I saw when they opened the door for me.First thing came into my mind was "What the hell! Is this a fish shop??" Its looked more like a living room than a normal fish shop.Told you, its does looked like someone living room..and pardon me..most of the time, I tooked the photos with me laying on the sofa which can be converted into a sofa bed anytime!Of course, a fish shop as I am telling you, they sure will have the "kaching counter"!Another view of someone "living room" and oooh! I can see both the owner there....
Global Warming Today: Climahysteric Suckers!
2007-08-19 20:59:00 Ripe for the picking! Big business fears that the fight against climate change will cost them billions are now giving way to a different view: green can be the color of money. The United States, Europe and Japan are locked in a frantic race to cash in on the exploding business of saving the planet. London has ...
By: Pirate's Cove
OJ: "I Wouldn't Wear Those Ugly Ass Shoes."
2007-08-14 14:41:00 Those famous Bruno Maglis loafer telltale footprints found outside Nicole Simpson's house. Yeah, remember the smoking gunphoto of OJ wearing them? Now THESE are ugly ass shoes. Chanel. Nearly a grand. One of 10,000 pairs Saks Fifth Avenue is hoping social x-rays will snap up at the new huge Saks shoe salon in NY so big it has its own zip code. 10022. [NY Post]
By: Chickaboomer
So Long Suckers...Rove Leaves the White House
2007-08-13 21:27:00 Well, another enemy of the state and freedom departs the White House, and one of the most vile too. Rove is often called a political genius and Bush's brain. Well maybe among the current company he keeps he is the brightest bulb...but they're cheap bulbs bought at a discount store. He's mostly a political charlatan who knows how to leverage fear and loathing to achieve his short sited objectives. We're better off as a nation having him in Texas where he will no doubt finagle some sort of suck-up job with one of their flim-flam companies....and yes the continuing lying about having to be with their families is insulting as Kathleen Reardon so well put in her Huff Post blog today..they must really think we're that stupid just because they are. How Rove even became such an influence in the Bush administration is worrisome. Besides managing political campaigns he holds no special skills, education or experience to advise the leader of the greatest nation on the planet, especially ...
By: Daddawg.com
POTENT SUCKERS
2007-08-09 19:30:00 Now we know why Britney sucks on so many lollipops!!!! They are laced with a morphine-like substance that is stronger than morphine. Wow, I need to find some of them!!!! Joking! Well, not really. But anyway . . . . according to National Enquirer:Britney was introduced to the ?drug lollipops" while on her ?ONYX? tour in Europe in 2004, said her friend. In Amsterdam, she visited legal marijuana cafes where the lollipops were sold.After the tour, Britney found a place to buy marijuana ?pops? in Santa Monica, said the source. But the insider claims she soon graduated from marijuana-laced lollipops to pops laced with a morphine-like drug that?s an even more potent narcotic.?The morphine-laced pops are round and look like gumballs,? said the source. ?Britney was photographed with them in New York right before her breakdown. Sometimes she?d pass out after sucking a morphine pop. She mixed it with alcohol and could barely stand up and ended up throwing up."[Source]
By: Hollywood Cracks
Starf**ks Siriusly!
2007-07-24 21:22:00 Starbucks puts the screws to you for terminally bitter coffee. [Reuters] Hate the overpriced Starmucks. Love the naughty 1971-1987 Starbucks logo. Sirius and XM grease the merger skids by dangling lower subscriber prices but only if the merger goes through. [NYT] [New York Post] I guess the satellite czars are praying for a groundswell of support flooding the FCC and Justice Department's anti-trust dweebs.
By: Chickaboomer
Evian Spelled Backwards Is "Naive"
2007-07-13 17:40:00 Swill Swarovsky crystal-studded bottled water to match your Victoria Beckham $1.3 million diamond-encrusted vibrator as you sit in your car in that coveted $225,000 Manhattan parking spot. $55 bucks a bottle in NY. Bling H20. An out-of-work Hollywood hack took ordinary Tennessee spring water, put it in glitzy bottles, and convinced narcissistic celebrities they "needed" it. "While working on various studio lots where image is of the utmost importance he noticed that you could tell a lot about a person by the bottled water they carried. In Hollywood it seemed as if people flaunted their bottled water like it was part of their presentation. Whether the bottles had a cool shape or came from an exotic island, none truly made that defining statement. Bling H2O was fashioned to make that defining statement. The mission was to offer a product with an exquisite face to match exquisite taste."
By: Chickaboomer
Sacrifice Is for Suckers
2007-07-06 05:39:00 Again, people, impeachment is the only answer....Sacrifice Is for SuckersBy Paul KrugmanThe New York TimesOn this Fourth of July, President Bush compared the Iraq war to the Revolutionary War, and called for ?more patience, more courage and more sacrifice.? Unfortunately, it seems that nobody asked the obvious question: ?What sacrifices have you and your friends made, Mr. President??On second thought, there would be no point in asking that question. In Mr. Bush?s world, only the little people make sacrifices.You see, the Iraq war, although Mr. Bush insists that it?s part of a Global War on Terror?, a fight to the death between good and evil, isn?t like America?s other great wars ? wars in which the wealthy shared the financial burden through higher taxes and many members of the elite fought for their country.This time around, Mr. Bush celebrated Mission Accomplished by cutting tax rates on dividends and capital gains, while handing out huge no-bid contracts to politically connected ...
Shrinking Trees, Featherless Birdies, and Bloodsuckers
2007-06-21 07:13:00 Just caught Destination Truth tonight. Once again, I got drawn into a Sci-Fi Channel show by a hot guy. Damn, he is photogenic (and I feel like this is an understatement). Manly, goofy, and nerdy -... check out the frequencies on shindotv
By: shindotv
The Varsity Suckers
2007-06-18 08:22:00 How do people grow up to be geniuses but jerks? What is the relationship between intelligence and empathy or humaneness?From the very highest rank of the social hierarchy, we observe people with immense intelligence and talent but with very little concern to the outside world. Either they are so engrossed in their expert fields so as to forget their potential to serve the human society or they intentionally abandon their ?human? role in pursuit of some futile reputation which is completely alien to me.Obviously, you should be wondering by now, ?What the hell is this guy speaking about??. Knowledge: How much is too much?Since sometime now, I have been thinking about the conduct of ?some? (obviously not all) lecturers of the University I study in. It is a growing concern in my faculty that the uneasiness between certain lecturers and the students is at its peak. Sharing a common view with the rest of the student body, I observe that certain lecturers are inherently working against the...
Sacramento Foreclosure Auction Looking for Suckers!
2007-06-15 18:13:00 Going Once, Going Twice…SOLD to the HIGHEST bidder who now has overpaid on a piece of the American Dream! If you haven’t heard, on June 23rd at Cal Expo there will be 107 Sacramento area bank-owned houses put on the auctioning block that have been repossessed. Some folks unfortunately, will get caught up in this and over ...
Ironing board on the suckers [3 pictures]
2007-05-31 13:48:00 This strange devays, a somewhat resembling table, in reality - ironing board, but very usovershenstvovannaya. First, it has a form of boomerang, which by itself must be more conveniently, in the second place, at the end of the legs in it of sucker, that will make it possible to establish it to any surface, even vertical, for example, to the wall, the door or window. (Click "More >>" to see all 3 pictures)The funniest stuff found on the Internet (funniest videos, pictures, jokes, articles, etc.)
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