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Little Johnny in Sunday School
2008-05-21 08:01:00 The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Johnny interrupted. “My Mommy looked back once while she was DRIVING,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!” addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwallysjokemail.co-m%2F2008%2F05%2Flittle-johnny-s-unday-school%2F'; addthis_title = 'Little+Johnny+in+Sunday+School-'; addthis_pub = ...
The Essentials Materials Needed in a Preschool Sunday School Classroom
2008-04-20 07:00:00 To make anything work effectively you need the right tools, and that is true even in the Sunday School classroom. As any teacher will tell you, having a classroom full of energetic and lively kids is not the time to find out you do not have paper or scissors to complete a project. Take the ...
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Working With Disabled Children in Sunday School Class
2008-04-13 00:00:00 Disabled children deserve extra attention and support to help them function in a Sunday School class. Learn what you can do to make life easier for them and you.
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Working With Disabled Children in Sunday School Class
2008-04-12 07:00:00 As a Sunday School teacher, it is important that you include everyone in your activities and lesson plans. That includes children with disabilities. While you may have never had experience with a disabled child, you should take some time to learn what you can do to make sure these children are included each week. Here ...
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What to Do With a Child Who Won’t Behave During Sunday School
2008-04-06 07:00:00 Children are all different and you find this evident in a classroom setting. During Sunday School, you may find that most of your children behave with little to no difficulty, but there are always a couple that will have behavior issues. Getting children to behave during Sunday School is important for several reasons. You need ...
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Watching What You Eat: Sensible Snacks for Sunday School
2008-04-01 07:00:00 It is fun to teach Sunday School. You have a good time and the kids look forward to coming to your class each week. One of the important parts of teaching class is giving the kids a snack. Kids expect a snack during their Sunday School and whether you have the class first thing on ...
By: Resources zone
I?d Rather Just Talk About The Easter Bunny
2008-03-23 12:49:00 I don’t know that I have any profound Easter thoughts. The latest is that, with an 8 month old, I’m finding a lot of the sort of foundational, theological stories of my faith, to be well, hard to explain. Someone gave us a book about Easter, and though like all her books, the kiddo has ...
By: Trying to Follow
Love Thursday March 6, 2008
2008-03-06 20:46:00 These are stepping stones my kids made at Sunday School two weeks ago. They each planted their foot in to their stone while a helper stamped “walk with Jesus” around their foot. Then the kids got to decorate their stones. When I was young I was forced to go to church every Sunday, both Sunday School ...
By: The Bean Blog
Sunday School for Atheists
2008-03-01 19:20:00 “On Sunday mornings, most parents who don’t believe in the Christian God, or any god at all, are probably making brunch or cheering at their kids’ soccer game, or running errands or, with luck, sleeping in. Without religion, there’s no need for church, right?” TIME has a very interesting article on the topic of Sunday School ...
By: ZA Vibes
Sunday School
2008-02-29 20:51:00 Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The ...
[Obvious] Australian Church sponsors Sunday school lessons on how to watch
2008-02-20 02:14:00 (Some Guy)
Ten Reasons To Attend Sunday School
2008-01-23 01:16:00 This is a very funny list that I found at my brothers church website, Ask for the Old Paths. He made the list up just to be funny and I thought that it was worth posting. I thought that some of these were very funny even though I know that many people probably do go to Sunday School just to practice some of things in this list! Oh well, I guess. At least they're going. I hope you get a laugh out of them!Get a break from the kids.We will cram Bible down your children's throats.So the pastor can finally teach the lesson he wanted to teach last week.The coloring sheets are really cool.Nice comfy seats.Maybe Pastor will share a story from This Day in Baptist History.It is good discipline to get up early enough to be here at 9:30.So all the teachers have something to do.So Pastor does not have to feel like he is talking right at one person.So you can learn to beat your kids properly.
By: The Watchman
Sunday School - Let's Cut Thru All The Boob Tube Economic BS
2007-11-05 11:09:00 Click Image to Play11/1/07CNN's Glen Beck on the Economy with guest Peter Schiff.What is really going on in the U.S. Economy?------11/5/07MarketWatc-h - US stock futures drop sharply amid credit turmoilFT - Hong Kong leads Asian stock fallReuters - World shares fall as Citi reignites credit concerns WSJ - Why Citi Struggles to Tally LossesBloomberg - Citi's Profit Breaks Down, Prince Exits, Writedowns IncreaseEconomist - Roller coaster, Riding out the subprime crisisFT - Why banks are only starting to uncover subprime lossesBloomberg - Subprime Contagion May Claim 10-Year Treasuries NextReuters - Pakistan police use teargas against lawyers New York City Housing Bubble - The BIG Picture
Sunday School: Why The World Thinks The US Populace Is Stupid
2007-09-23 19:01:00 This is why we're in the current crisis both politically and economically.This is absolutely shameful! New York City Housing Bubble - The BIG Picture
Sunday School on Contagion: The Debt That Comes Around Goes Around
2007-09-16 22:47:00 I'll start off today with a Real Audio file from Jim Puplava's latest 'big picture' Financial Hour at FSU. There are several guests including Jim Sinclair (at 34min mark). Great, easy to understand discussion on the macro-economy including the housing bust, credit crunch, interest rates, money suppy, liquidity, inflation, commercial paper market, OTC derivatives and SIV's, and the precious metals rally. It's about 57 minutes in length and well worth your time. Just click the play button. Enjoy and have a great weekend.------NY Post - CONSUMER DEBT SLOWLY KILLING THE BIG SPENDERSMarketWatch - Falling home prices could dent economyBaltimore Sun - American Home Mortgage Bouncing Property Tax ChecksWashington Post - Northern Rock set for sell-offGlobal Investor - ECB cash infusions may not succeedBusinessWeek - Fed interest rate cut seen this weekCFO.com - Moody?s Sees Tripling of U.S. Junk Default RateTimesOnline UK - Alan Greenspan claims Iraq war was really for oil------Fears...
Sunday School part 2
2007-08-27 17:09:00 I hadn't planned on doing an update to yesterday's Sunday School post but decided to this morning because of everything we touched on. You can read the original post here if you want. Yes, we did do the tithe discussion and yes a lot of the answers were debt. Another was greed. Another was just perception of what really God wants from you. I was glad to see we didn't really linger in that area though but moved on to the whole chapter. We also discussed how we WORSHIP God. One of those ways is with our tithes and offereings but there are other ways as well. One way is the condition of our heart and righteousness before God. Another is with reverence before God. i.e. Do we have a healthy fear of God? One of our ladies (also Victoria's piano teacher) teaches Hebrew on Friday nights. She broke the word worship down for us in the original language. Did you know that the words worship and work are the same in Hebrew?? How great is that?! It really ...
By: Seaside Tales
Sunday School
2007-08-26 17:22:00 We are all ready for church -- Mike and two of the boys are gone already for early morning prayer and I am waiting for the other two to finish up. We would normally never see the need to drive two vehicles to church but this has worked well the past few weeks. It also gives us the opportunity for giving rides back to the base if anyone may need one after church. We use Lifeway Adult curriculum in our Sunday School. I can't say that I always agree with the commentaries 100% but it is a good stepping off point for discussion. I like that it always lists several questions that you should be able to answer by the time your class is over, that it states a Bible truth and a key verse. This week we are in Malachi 3 and of course that will almost always leads to tithe discussions and why people give what they give. Basically God says to the Israelites to TEST him and see if He doesn't bless them more than they could ever imagine. Now, I really doubt God wants you...
By: Seaside Tales
Sunday School - Ron Paul vs Ben Bernanke
2007-07-22 16:51:00 Testimony to U.S. House July 18, 2007USD Value, Asset Inflation, Interest Rates Part 1Part 2 New York City Housing Bubble - The BIG Picture
Sunday School Fudge on BabyBirthdayCakes.com
2007-02-06 11:48:02 Sunday School Fudge for the Baby Candy Recipes on BabyBirthdayCakes.com
What to Do With a Child Who Won’t Behave During Sunday School
1969-12-31 19:00:00 Children are all different and you find this evident in a classroom setting. During Sunday School, you may find that most of your children behave with little to no difficulty, but there are always a couple that will have behavior issues. Getting children to behave during Sunday School is important for several reasons. You need ...
Working With Disabled Children in Sunday School Class
1969-12-31 19:00:00 As a Sunday School teacher, it is important that you include everyone in your activities and lesson plans. That includes children with disabilities. While you may have never had experience with a disabled child, you should take some time to learn what you can do to make sure these children are included each week. Here ...
The Essentials Materials Needed in a Preschool Sunday School Classroom
1969-12-31 19:00:00 To make anything work effectively you need the right tools, and that is true even in the Sunday School classroom. As any teacher will tell you, having a classroom full of energetic and lively kids is not the time to find out you do not have paper or scissors to complete a project. Take the ...
My Preschooler Cries During Sunday School: What Can I Do?
0000-00-00 00:00:00 It is not uncommon for preschoolers to go through a period of feeling overwhelmed during Sunday School class. It happens in every church, every week. Find out how you can diagnose the problem and make your child feel better.
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Sunday School Teacher Burnout
0000-00-00 00:00:00 It happens to even the best of us. It is called burnout. Burnout is when you have reached your limits and feel like you cannot go on in any particular activity. You may feel that you have spent hours upon hours volunteering, organizing and doing things for others, and while this is certainly not a ...
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Sunday School Teacher Burnout
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Sunday School teachers are susceptible to burnout just like any other teacher. Granted the amount of time spent planning lessons and working with children is less than a traditional teacher, it can happen for many reasons.
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Watching What You Eat: Sensible Snacks for Sunday School
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Parents are becoming more and more concerned about the types of foods that their children receive during Sunday School hours. Make sure you are serving up fun snacks that are also nutritious and not too messy.
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The Essentials Materials Needed in a Preschool Sunday School Classroom
0000-00-00 00:00:00 Your motto is being prepared for Sunday School at all times. You know this makes things run smoothly. Here are some essential materials that should always be in your classroom.
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