Jeff Ramone's Supersensibly Perceptive Gay Ten Commandments
2009-06-27 20:19:00 (Photo credit: Jeff Ramone.) Even on Chicago's Gay Pride weekend, some queers don't run with the crowd. Such is the case with Jeff Ramone, a Lakeview blogger and licensed massage therapist (a real one, folks) with a sardonic style that doesn't take the status quo--gay or otherwise--for granted. For months, I've watched him lay out his complex life in unsentimental yet compelling detail on his memoir blog, Supersensible Perceptions. It's his recent down-from-the-mountain take on the concept of gay pride that really caught my attention....
BTWF roles: AI8’s Adam Lambert in The Ten Commandments!
2009-04-01 06:48:00 Before Adam Lambert was a contestant on American Idol 8 performing at the Kodak Theatre for Hollywood week, he was on the very same stage in 2004 with Val Kilmer playing Joshua in The Ten Commandments! What an amazing performer the 21 year old American Idol hopeful was back in 2004. Is it wrong for ...
BTWF roles: AI8’s Adam Lambert in The Ten Commandments!
2009-04-01 00:47:00 Before Adam Lambert was a contestant on American Idol 8 performing at the Kodak Theatre for Hollywood week, he was on the very same stage in 2004 with Val Kilmer playing Joshua in The Ten Commandments! What an amazing performer the 21 year old American Idol hopeful was back in 2004. Is it wrong for ...
Space Moose presents: How to Blaspheme
2009-03-30 15:00:00 Loved the one about coveting your neighbor?s ass. For more about Space Moose, see Wikipedia. Copyright © 2009 Way of the Mind
By: Way of the Mind
?Ten Commandments? of avoiding the debt trap
2009-01-22 17:24:00 A brilliant article from The Times, Zambia by Madoda Milazi Published:Jan 21, 2009 Find out the 10 basic personal finance rules to keep the debt collector far from your front-door. The Ten Commandments feature prominently in Christianity and Judaism as moral imperatives to save believers from falling into sin.Similarly, financial advisers say consumers should swear by the ?ten commandments of staying out of debt? to avoid falling into the debt trap. Luke Hirst, managing director of debt counselling firm Debtbusters, shared with Business Times the 10 basic rules of keeping debt collectors at bay. 1 THOU SHALL BUDGET If you know how much you spend and where you spend it, you are less likely to fall behind on any payments that you may owe. 2 THOU SHALL NOT RIDE AN EXPENSIVE DONKEY Driving a car you cannot afford is just plain stupid. It?s great to drive a flashy sports car and wear designer labels. But if you are worried about looking good in front of the neighbours, think about how si...
By: Christian Quoter
In Memory of the Sad Passing of Common Sense
2008-05-27 13:00:00 Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to ...
Ten Commandments for Atheists, pt. 2
2008-04-15 23:13:00 The ironically named Christian, proprietor of Free Thinking Joy, asserts that the Ten Commandments are perfectly compatible with atheism. It is absurd on its face to think that any of the first four commandments, which center on man’s relationship to God, could be followed or even understood by atheists. Christian’s analysis is flawed, as ...
Ten Commandments for Atheists
2008-04-15 09:17:00 “I guess that most atheists may not be aware of the fact that they observe the Ten Commandments better than many observant Jews and Christians,” says Christian, keeper of Free Thinking Joy. Let’s examine his post and see if that is true or if Christian is blowing smoke. 1. You shall have no ...
Iraq: The ten commandments
2008-04-15 08:50:00 I enjoyed this article so much that I basically just stole the whole thing outright. Read through it, and enjoy. Iraq: The ten commandmentsIn honor of Charlton Heston, here are 10 lessons we should engrave on our foreign policy tablets as we prepare to leave Iraq.By Gary KamiyaApr. 15, 2008 | The Iraq war is over. The failure of Bush's surgeto produce political reconciliation in Iraq, combined with theunsustainable stress on our military and Congress' unwillingness tokeep writing checks for $12 billion a month, all point in onedirection: withdrawal. Even if John McCainis somehow elected president -- and for that to happen, there wouldhave to be a near-miraculous breakthrough on the ground -- he too willhave to face the reality that this is not the kind of war you win. Youjust have to decide when you're going to cut your losses. This is a surreal situation. The war drones along on autopilot, butit's already finished. It's a dead war walking. We're just waiting for George W. Bu...
By: Markism Explored
The Ten Commandments (50th Anniversary Collection) (1956)
2008-04-07 15:04:00 For sheer pageantry and spectacle, few motion pictures can claim to equal the splendor of Cecil B. DeMille's 1956 remake of his epic The Ten Commandments. Filmed in Egypt and the Sinai with one of the biggest sets ever constructed for a motion picture, this version tells the story of the life of Moses (Charlton Heston), once favored in the Pharaoh's (Yul Brynner) household, who turned his back on a privileged life to lead his people to freedom. With a rare on-screen introduction by Cecil B. DeMille himself, this unforgettable movie experience is enhanced by a Dolby surround stereo soundtrack. View more details
A Child?s Ten Commandments For Parents
2008-04-07 13:00:00 Even parents need occasional reminders on how to be a loving, responsible parent to children, from the day our children are born and even into adulthood. Taking a look at how our children view the world in general, and their perceptions on our parenting skills, can help parents improve their communication style that builds self-confidence and ...
My Ten Commandments
2008-03-30 05:16:00 Here is a compilation of my Ten Commandments of Trading. In my sole opinion, these are the "fundamentals" of becoming a successful trader. Look these over and feel free to comment at will. Keep in mind this took a couple hours to compile, so be nice.1. Thou shalt have a trading planIf you don't have a plan, get one. What is your approach? What are your rules? These are questions that you need to answer before you can title yourself a trader. Creating a plan gives you something to follow, an outline of where you want to be, and what is required in between.2. Thou shalt not trade with emotionThis includes, fear, greed and lack of discipline. There is no room for it in this equation. Find a way to get a better handle on it, and/or walk away from it. I can tell you from experience that you will have an impossible time being successful at trading when making emotional decisions.3. Thou shalt embrace losingA trader has to fight a lot of expensive enemies within himself. It is i...
SEO: The Ten Commandments of Search Engine Optimization
2008-03-28 09:00:00 Most of the time when we pitch to a new client we are asked for SEO guarantees. ?Your competition has guaranteed top results and submission to 100,000 Search Engines and Directories?. We go all out educating clients that Search Engine Optimization is all about smart work and not just adding random keywords and submitting ...
The Ten Commandments of Search Engine Optimization
2008-03-07 00:00:00 Most of the time when we pitch to a new client we are asked for SEO guarantees. ?Your competition has guaranteed top results and submission to 100,000 Search Engines and Directories?. We go all out educating clients that Search Engine Optimization is all about smart work and not just adding random keywords and submitting to ...
By: Trading Studio
The Ten Commandments (2007) DVDRip
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By: 123Flicks
Mickey's Ten Commandments
2008-02-28 01:31:00 I just ran across the link to Marty Sklar explaining his "Mickey's Ten Commandments". Marty Sklar is an unbelievable person, and I think of him as the Walt Disney of today. Amazing to hear him explain his Ten Commandments. These 10 points can apply to so much in your life, and I am going to have a copy handy for daily motivation. I hope you enjoy! You can also click here to view it directly on the Disney DxD website! --- Disney Dean
By: My Disney Blog
How heavy were the Ten Commandments?
2008-02-09 22:34:00 I know it isn't relevant until Ki Tissa, which we won't read for another two weeks. (Or it was relevant to the daf from 3 weeks ago), but I was just wondering...How heavy were the two tablets that Moshe brought down from Mount Sinai? I mean in weight, not in importance.The Talmud (Nedarim 38a) tells us:R. Johanan said: The Holy One, blessed be He, causes His Divine Presence to rest only upon him who is strong, wealthy, wise and meek; and all these [qualifications] are deduced from Moses. Strong, for it is written, And he spread abroad the tent over the tabernacle; and a Master said, Moses our teacher spread it; and it is also written, Ten cubits shall be the length of the board. Yet perhaps it was long and thin? ? But [it is derived] from this verse: And I took the two tables, and cast them out of my two hands, and broke them. Now, it was taught: The tablss [sic, tables] were six [handbreadths] in length, six in breadth, and three in thickness.There are different opinions as the ...
Valentines Day: Ten Commandments
2008-02-07 22:50:00 Avoid the sins of Valentines Day. Learn the Ten Commandments of hearts day and salvage yourself from the wrath of scorn women (and men?). Be saved! Be saved! Here’s my feature blog post on Valentines day. 1. “Thou shall have no other dates before me” is most likely the line you’ll be hearing from your wife ... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
The ten commandments of a happy marriage
2008-02-07 18:47:00 Not too long ago I read an article on the ten commandments of a happy marriage, which I found to be sorely lacking in realism once you’ve been married a long time. I wish I could remember where I read that so that you too could mock it’s pure fantasy. I’m convinced it was written ...
The Ten Commandments Launches onto DVD February 5
2008-02-01 19:43:00 LOS ANGELES, Feb. 1 /Christian Newswire/ -- One of the most-loved Bible classics comes to DVD on February 5 in a family- friendly CGI retelling from Promenade Pictures and Genius Products. read more
Ten Commandments of Googlism:
2008-01-25 13:22:00 Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to Google only for answers.Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the children unto the third and fourth generations.Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine.Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to contribute toward humankind.Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.Thou shalt not hotlink.Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for other's work.Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engi...
The Ten Commandments (2007)
2008-01-25 13:10:00 Genre: AnimationAn Ordinary Man An Extraordinary Calling. Behold the Power of the Lordvideo: xvid 935 kbps 640x352audio: mp3 vbr 161 kbpssample: http://rapidshare.com/files/864-78635/imbt-xvid-ttc-sample.aviT-he Ten Commandments DVDRip XviD-imbtmininovapiratebay
By: alexis
Ten Commandments For Changing The Situation in Palestine and the Rest of th
2007-12-28 17:38:00 Written by Angela Bischoff and Tooker Gomberg Changing the world is a blast. It's all the more achievable if you have some basic skills, and lots of chutzpah. With apologies to Moses, and God, here are our top Ten Commandments For Changing the World. Try them out on your issue. Have fun! But first, some inspiration from Noam Chomsky: "If you go to one demonstration and then go home,
Huckabee Misleading About Ten Commandments in Supreme Court
2007-12-23 04:21:00 Earlier I posted about Mick Huckabee’s statement about hanging the Ten Commandments in the White House as I debunked his claim that they form the basis for our laws. During the same interview Huckabee justified hanging them in the White House by saying that the Ten Commandments are in the Supreme Court. Steve Benen both ...
By: Liberal Values
Ten commandments for juice diet
2007-11-30 11:12:00 “Diet is health, diet is medicine”, so said Socrates several hundred years ago. Those who take to juice diet should follow the invaluable instructions given below: The purpose of juice-diet should be distinctly determined. Whether juice diet is adopted or the purpose of maintaining health or getting relief from disease should be very clear. The intake of juice-diet should be regular. If the purpose of taking juice-diet is to get rid of virulent and chronic diseases, juice-diet should be followed systematically and with all earnestness.A fixed quantity of juice should be taken at predetermined fixed hours regularly every day.A variety in fruits and vegetables is desirable. If the partake of juices-diet tends to get relief from specific diseases, the selection of fruits and vegetables should be strictly under the guidance of an expert dietician.In order to preserve its useful and live elements, juice should be taken fresh immediately after it has been extracted. It should be sipp...
Ten Commandments
2007-11-29 02:30:00 Ten Commandments JERRY : If you were a “burning bush” (group laughter) and I would like some guidance for my people, do you have “10 commandments” that you would offer? ABRAHAM : We have 10 good ideas. We would not command anyone to do anything, for a number of reasons. They never listen anyway. (group ...
The Ten Commandments for Effective Change
2007-11-21 10:52:00 1. Thou shalt know thy audience - thoroughly (know who will resist, who will embrace, and most importantly that the vast majority will not fall into either camp). If you have the capacity; identify and group individuals on the basis of MBTI of other personality profiling systems and anticipate and plan for individual and group ...
The Ten Commandments: Now in Diamond
2007-11-13 20:25:00 I've seen a lot of unique diamond cuts but this one is really different. The Trillion Diamond Company has created a Ten Commandments diamond which in which the words of the original Ten Commandments are inscribe on the table facet of the diamond. The words can be read with the aid of a magnifying glass. The company also inscribes sapphires with the same tablet-shaped cut. It comes in Catholic, Protestant and Jewish versions. A diamond for today that will stand apart while appealing to the person that wishes to hold the Words of the Almighty close to their hearts.The Ten Commandments Diamond is a single diamond, hand cut and polished into the shape of the recognizable tablets. The table facet is carefully laser inscribed with the verses of the Ten Commandments.This diamond's unique faceting resonate these important words throughout the diamond.Silver, Gold and Diamond Bracelets
The 'Ten Commandments' of the Mafia Discovered
2007-11-13 09:27:00 Italian police have found what they say is a "Ten Commandments"-style code of behaviour for Mafia members, at the hideout of a captured Mafia boss.2 Vote(s)
By: JeQQ it
Police discover Mafia's 'Ten Commandments' after arresting Godfather
2007-11-09 11:36:00 The Mafia's Ten Commandments have been found after police arrested a top Godfather in Sicily. Under the secret Cosa Nostra code of conduct, the so-called "men of honour" must avoid bars, other gangsters' wives and girlfriends and be on time. The list of rules emerged from documents seized after the arrest of Salvatore Lo Piccolo, 65, at a secret mob meeting in Palermo, along with his son Sandro, 32, and two other godfathers. The Commandments are at read more...
By: Attuworld
The Ten Commandments (2007) Movie Trailer
2007-10-27 17:20:00 He is an ordinary man, a humble shepherd who, despite a turbulent past, has found peace in a simple life and a loving family. But the day comes when his peaceful life is shattered by the sudden awesome appearance of God, who has a mission for Moses. It's a mission that will thrust Moses onto history's stage and turn him from the ordinary into the extraordinary — a mighty prophet and leader of his people. Featuring the voice talents of Christian Slater, Alfred Molina, Elliott Gould and Academy Award winner Ben Kingsley, The Ten Commandments is the epic saga of an ordinary man with an extraordinary calling from God Himself to lead His people out of slavery. Depicted with a scope and grandeur made possible by 3D computer-generated animation, this story of the reluctant prophet, Moses, his often unruly followers and his fearsome enemies is told with high adventure, devotion and a gentle sense of humor.
The Judgment Collectors' Ten Commandments
2007-10-22 18:11:00 1. Thou shall be ethical in your judgment enforcement activities. 2. Thou shall be selective in your judgment cases. 3. Thou shall not chase the ‘honest but unfortunate judgment debtor.’4. Thou shall know the difference between the ‘honest but unfortunate judgment debtor’ and one who pretends to be. 5. Thou shall realize that knowledge allows thou to work intelligently and to be effective. 6. Thou shall become an expert in locating judgment debtors’ assets … without breaking the law.7. Thou shall have an iron stomach and a will to match. Thou will never succeed as a judgment recovery specialist unless thou does.8. Thou shall not be intimidated by bankruptcy because thou selects judgments which will survive bankruptcy.9. Thou shall realize that all judgment debtors claim to be a victim.10. Thou shall spare no expense. This is war. The one with the best weapons wins.JUDGMENT COLLECTION©2007 Ramona Featherby
Movie Review: The Ten Commandments- ehh, it was OK
2007-10-20 23:07:00 This Ten Commandments is, in many ways, an unnecessary movie. Viewers wanting a little old-testament action may already choose from the untoppable live action movie with Charlton Heston and the excellent, animated Prince of Egypt. The creators of The TC decided to sail into that headwind nonetheless: **For the plot, please refer to Exodus.** => Read more!
By: Asymmetric
Ten Commandments for Peace of Mind
2007-10-20 22:00:00 Do Not Interfere In Others’ Business Unless Asked. Forgive And Forget. Do Not Crave For Recognition. Do Not Be Jealous. Change Yourself According To The Environment. Endure What Cannot Be Cured. Do Not Bite Off More Than You Can Chew. Meditate Regularly. Never Leave The Mind Vacant. Do Not Procrastinate And Never Regret. Share This Related PostThe Optimist CreedIdeas to Keep in MindInteresting LawsGreat TruthsSpecial MomentsBest ...
By: memories
The Ten Commandments of Being the Parent of a Teen
2007-10-20 20:31:00 I've only been the parent of a teen for a few weeks now, so, I acknowledge that I have a lot to learn. With apologies to, um, God, let me share with you what I have gathered thus far: 1. Thou shalt not make any small talk with random strangers in line at the grocery, for this shall affect the teen's reputation in a negative way. 2. Remember thou art for transportation and money purposes only. Any other attempts at relevancy shall affect the teen's reputation in a negative way. 3. Thou shalt not attempt to engage guest teens riding in thou's vehicle in either verbal or eye contact, yet, thou shall neither be totally quiet in said vehicle, either, for thou shall be deemed "weird", and, this shall affect the teen's reputation in a negative way. 4. Thou shalt not covet thine own small electronics, for they are no longer really thou's, and, any attempt to retrieve them from teen shall affect the teen's reputation in a negative way. 5. Even though thou knows better, thou sha...
By: Busymom.net
The Ten Commandments of Cheaters
2007-10-14 19:04:00 Naturally, I’m a cheater. I am not proud of it nor I am ashamed of it, it’s just that I acknowledge it as one of my God-given talents. One time I arrived to my Zoology class very early and saw a little portion of the whiteboard written with the 10 commandments for cheaters in permanent ink. ... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
A.J. Jacobs, "The Year of Living Biblically" author: Mr. Media Interview, P
2007-10-12 18:02:00 (Return to Part 1)BOB ANDELMAN: What are you especially glad to be done with from that year?A.J. JACOBS: Well, it was a very intense year so it was hard to, for instance, completely cut out lying, to be totally honest, all the time. It?s a radical life change. And I think it?s good not to. I think I learned that I should lie less. But there were times where it was just exhausting because I have a three-year-old kid, and you can?t tell him, ?Uh, sorry, the TV?s broken?. You have to say, ?No, you can?t watch TV because I don?t want you to,? and so there?s screaming, there?s crying, and he gets upset too.ANDELMAN: I think at one point he wanted a bagel, and you tried to convince him it was an English muffin. No, your wife convinced him it was an English muffin, and you just couldn?t do that.JACOBS: Right. He wanted a bagel. We didn?t have bagels. We only had an English muffin. So she wanted me to say, ?Hey, here?s a bagel,? and give him the muffin, but I felt I had to tell him the trut...
By: Mr. Media
Ten Commandments no match for Big Mac
2007-10-11 09:58:00 A new survey shows more Americans can name the seven ingredients in a McDonald's Big Mac hamburger than the Ten Commandments. The survey of 1,000 Americans, by Kelton Research, showed 80 percent could name the hamburger's primary ingredient ? two all-beef patties ? but less than 60 percent recalled the commandment "Thou shalt not kill," the Catholic News Service, or CNS, reported.
By: Attuworld
Can you name the Ten Commandments?
2007-10-09 13:01:00 Don’t look. See if you can do it. I was able to name nine of them without looking. Apparently Americans find it easier to name the seven ingredients of a Big Mac hamburger than to name the Ten Commandments.
Ten Commandments of Goal-Setting
2007-10-04 13:19:00 "A goal without a plan is just a dream".NOTHING in life happens without goals. Nothing ! When you get up in the morning you have a goal of making it to work safely and having a productive day. When you go on vacation you have a goal of having fun. When you get married you have a goal of making each other happy. Everything you strive for is goal driven. And, as a result, the manner in which you go about achieving these goals is is CRITICAL !!!That having been said, I would like to share with you what has become known to me as THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GOAL SETTING...1. THOU SHALL BE DECISIVE: Success is a choice. You must decide WHAT you want, WHY you want it and HOW you plan to achieve it. No one else can, will, or SHOULD do that for you. It's your goal and your responsibility.2. THOU SHALL STAY FOCUSED: A close relative to being decisive, but your ability to sustain your focus from beginning to end determines the timing and condition of your outcomes. Don't let outside d...
?And On the Eighth Day God Did?.What??
2007-10-01 23:25:00 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning?the sixth day.Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array.By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all ...
By: Sharp Iron
The Shabbat ? It Is NOW An Issue
2007-09-22 10:03:00 Dear friends, have you read this? No, no, don’t click it and go away yet! Let me first tell you what it’s about. Pope Benedict XVI, at the end of his tour of Austria earlier this month, warned that the observance of Sunday worship was “not just a ‘precept’ to be casually adhered to, but a ...
By: Joie de Vivre
The Ten Commandments of Blogging
2007-09-18 19:40:00 1. Thou shalt keep thy commitment. - Please, don’t just start a blog, make posts for two months, and give up. Every time somebody does this, that’s another corpse of a dead URL rotting away on the Internet forever. Another dead end for somebody to find on the end of a search. Stay in or don’t start. 2. Thou shalt give visitors a reason to come. - Really, if I spent all my time here nattering about my view from Planet Me, I’d be amazed if anybody showed up. So I have a whole archive of helpful tutorials and HOWTOs as well as humor and when I indulge in commentary, I try to at least perform so the visitor is glad they clicked my link. Like any product, blogs should have a selling point. 3. Thou shalt strive to stay running. - Nothing is more frustrating than putting up content that grabs people’s attention, and then hosting it on a server that goes belly-up the first hour after it makes it to Digg. Be prepared for heavy traffic and have a strategy, ...
The Ten Commandments of Blogging
2007-09-18 19:40:00 1. Thou shalt keep thy commitment. - Please, don’t just start a blog, make posts for two months, and give up. Every time somebody does this, that’s another corpse of a dead URL rotting away on the Internet forever. Another dead end for somebody to find on the end of a search. Stay in or ...
Another ten commandments
2007-08-25 14:18:00 I have come across an article which is called, “Ten Paradoxical Commandments” by Dr. Kent M. Keith. I find these commandments a good read because it involves “politics in life” which may be useful in our day to day interaction with people. These are some good observations which may be true in our experiences in ... [ This is a content summary only. Visit PinoyBlogoSphere.com for full links, other content, and more! ]
George Carlin on the Ten Commandments
2007-08-22 05:12:00 George Carlin explains his theory on the creation of the ten commandments. George Carlin on the Ten Commandments
Ten Commandments Monument
2007-08-14 17:10:00 The all-seeing eye found in the Ten Commandments Monument from the grounds of the Texas State Capitol. Related: The True Commandments read more
Ten Commandments Monument
2007-08-14 17:10:00 The all-seeing eye found in the Ten Commandments Monument from the grounds of the Texas State Capitol. Related: The True Commandments read more
The Ten Commandments of Blogging
2007-08-14 12:04:00 Thou shall not start another blog on blogging. The blogosphere is reeking with the same stale stuff. Simply, it means it's ample.Thou shall not link back [intralink] to your own old posts more than 3 times. Readers won't like to read the same article again, again...and again! Thou shall not plaster some huge magazine covers and accompanied by some fugging puns and called it a celebrity blog.Thou shall not have a blog with nothing, except merely linking to hordes of others' posts.Thou shall not send any more "it's-a-great-tip" compliment to some of the established bloggers. You're wasting their blog space. Comment something constructive for the benefits of everybody.Thou shall not compete each other by offering bigger prizes for some silly contests, but write better articles for silly readers like us.Thou shall not start a post with a title and immediately a 336 x 280 Google Adsense ad, then another big product image and finished off with just two sentences. Thou shall not come ...
Ten Commandments of Alcohol: as decided by me
2007-08-12 23:20:00 1.Do not leave any beer half full or even a little bit full. This includes new beer you feel like purchasing just because you want to try it. I have done this and yes drinking that beer made me almost want to throw up but I did it and I am a girl. A real man finishes his beer. I would dump a man for not finishing his beer because that means he can?t finish anything else that is remotely important. 2.Never insert a beer bottle in to any hole in your body. I do not care how drunk you are I will never respect you again or allow you near my beer. 3.I do not care if it is your 21st birthday 21 shots are just stupid unless you weigh 800 lbs. If you don?t weight that much pass the extra shots out to your friends. I mean chances are you will throw up on them by the end of the night so you might as well be nice and give them some alcohol. 4.If your farts smell like alcohol the next day you probably drank too much the night before. Also if you single handedly caused a herpes ... |
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