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Cyclist With Two Testicles Says He Can Win 14 Tour de France Championships
2009-06-02 17:22:00 (Tampa, FL) Professional cyclist Greg Dorvman, 23, is about to compete in his first Tour de France, and he has a message for Lance Armstrong. “Stay home…Retire, again…Do not ride in this year’s Tour de France. Your one testicle will be no match against my two testicles.”Starting this year Dorvman plans to win 14 consecutive Tour de France championships, because in his mind if Armstrong can win 7 with one testicle, then he should win 14 with two testicles.
By: The Lost News
Why are cat testicles bringing people to my blog?
2009-03-02 03:26:00 Anyone? Anyone? While perusing my search engine terms that brought traffic to my blog this week, I am again reminded of the seedy underbelly of the internet. Because cat testicles weren’t the only problem. There were also angry sloths, the ever-present devil sex, resistant “armpit bacteria”, hideous variations of horrible feet things like: foot job, foot ...
Balls on the Menu, Testicles as Aphrodisiac
2008-10-15 12:36:00 All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course.That’s according to the Serbian chef named Erovic who just released the world’s first testicle cookbook. The Testicle Cookbook - Cooking With Balls includes author Ljubomir Erovic's favorite dishes, like testicle pizza and battered testicles."Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes," begins the recipe for testicles pie. "Once softened, mince them in a mincer."Erovic, 45, is self-taught in the art of testicle cuisine but his 20 years of "cooking with balls" make him a world authority in the field."The tastiest testicles in my opinion probably come from bulls, stallions or ostriches, although other people have their own favorites," he said.Erovic also organizes the World Testicle Cooking Championship, held annually in Serbia since 2004. It draws in chefs from Australia, Bosnia-Hercegovina, Finland, Greece, Hungary, Norway and Serbia. One metric ton of testicles are prepared.Testicles are rich in testosterone and they are be...
By: Love Potion
Man Gets Testicles Stuck In Deckchair
2008-06-08 05:20:00 Listed under “things you hope never happen to you” is the story of Mario Visnjic, who: had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata. His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden ...
By: Dreadnaught
Square Testicles?
2008-05-18 09:14:00 An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee ...
By: Los Cuatro Ojos
Monster Sized Interactive Testicles! Hey, Its Art!
2008-05-13 13:36:00 This interactive art installation (yeah right!) is called Teste Touch! What a great name! Depending on the temperature and the users touch, the pretend giant testicles retract and descend. Take a look at the site for a great little video of the action including some guy in an inflatable green suit giving them a tickle! Although ...
By: about:blank
[Followup] Florida pickup truck owners rejoice: You may keep your testicles
2008-05-02 20:50:00 (Some Immigrant Redneck)
State moves to ban fake testicles on vehicles
2008-04-25 18:03:00 TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) - Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.
Virginia says NO to fake testicles.
2008-01-17 14:53:00 Spoilsports eh! Virginia lawmaker Lionel Spruill wants to ban these fake testicles from the back of cars and trucks due to an embarrassing moment between a local and their daughter. He wants to give out $250 fines to anyone sporting a set of rubber bullsballs. The makers bullsballs.com are laughing all the way to the bank with ...
By: about:blank
Virginia Penis Outrage
2008-01-16 19:02:00 Richmond, VA — Citizens of The Old Dominion were left shocked yesterday after a new bill was introduced, deeming all motor vehicles sporting any form of male genitalia to be castrated. Failure to do so may result in a penalty for indecent exposure.
Ban Replica Testicles On Trailer Hitches? What Is This World Coming To?
2008-01-16 14:48:00 Ok I have seen it all! In Virginia State Del. Lionel Spruill introduced a ban of the use of large rubber testicles to display on trailor hitches! Now I may be a Yankee from up north but I have never seen these ,probably hilarious, balls! I am sure it would be a redneck thing ...
Trailer Testicles
2008-01-16 14:41:00 The billboard lobby probably has more cojones with politicians than the truck testicle industry.
By: Kmareka.com
Steroid and Testicles Shrinkage
2008-01-14 17:06:00 Once I spoke to my family doctors asking him about protein supplement and use of steroid. Half jokingly, he said, “I don’t know why you people like to take protein supplement. Don’t torture your body, young man. Girls enlarge their breasts, guys enlarge their penis, now, you people want to enlarge the ...
By: Mun Fitness Blog
May Your Blistering Testicles Being Eaten By A Pack of Rabid, Rascally Rabb
2008-01-08 17:01:00 "Mommy, why, when you drive, do we zoom past all the other cars?" "Err...my foot is really heavy?" "I think it's because you're always driving us places and are always in the car. You get tired, so you hurry up." Hmmm....smart kid. He forgot the part about the California driver in me seethes at the ridiculous Washington, can't merge, can't drive in snow, drive slower in the carpool lane metality, BUT I think his explanation was much better than mine. He absorbs more than I realize... ...which is why I need to stop yelling #$%^*&^% Grandpa! Get of the #$%^%$ road before I send my *&^%%^ Expedition up your cherry $%^*& with much hysteria in my voice. Must come up with better, more descriptive and apt, and less vulgar words. Heck, if I do this right, perhaps it might help the kids' future S.A.T. scores. So people, any creative suggestions that do not include 4 letter words? I am thinking, "A thousand hot needles in your cod piece," or "You miserable, blundering pimple ...
Body found with arms and testicles missing
2007-12-20 11:11:00 Where else but in Africa, in this case South Africa. The body belonged to a 70-year-old man who went to see an inyanga (traditional healer) a few days ago and never returned home. Last mistake he ever made... Umfolozi resident Ntokoza Thabethe said she had assisted in the search. "It was horrible ... That poor man's arm and privates were sliced off while he was alive ... he must have been in a lot of pain." She said Mchunu was a well-known and respected elder in the community. "We know who did this. We have not been able to locate the inyanga and we are thinking of holding a kangaroo court soon," she said. This was obviously yet another "muti"-related killing. Source "Man's body found with arm, testicles missing," Mail & Guardian, December 18, 2007 Related posts • Police searching for testicles of beheaded boy
By: Bad Thinking
Pinch Their Testicles
2007-11-07 23:32:00 Yesterday I stopped at a store to pick up a water gun to use in training my new kittens to not hop on the coffee table. An employee offered to help and when I told her what the gun was for she started offering all sorts of advice I would expect from a decapitated retarded ...
By: JesseGersten.com
Are My Testicles Black
2007-10-07 17:33:00 A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet". He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with them!" Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?
Jon Yells At Old Man, Feels Juice Rush Back To His Testicles
2007-10-01 10:09:00 "What is the best thing in life?""To see your enemies crushed and driven before you, and to sniff the nervous trickle of diarrhea as it drips from their saggy, wrinkled ass-crack."Goddamn, what a rush! If I had a little money in my wallet, I?d go out and get laid, but I?m broke, so I?ll do the next best thing. I?ll smoke a cigarette, rub my testicles in a counter-clockwise fashion and knock out another shit-hot entry! You?re probably wondering why I?m in such a good mood? Let me clue you up, dear reader. Just today, I fulfilled one of my life-long dreams. I yelled at an old man, and it felt great. Believe it or not, there?s actually a story behind this one. About three times a week, I take my Mother?s dogs (two very cuddly and mischievous Tibetan Spaniels) for a walk down by the river. As a life-long dog-lover and (generally) law-abiding citizen, I walk them on a lead. Not just because it?s the law, but because I actually give a shit about the welfare of my dogs. Don?t get...
Using testicles to fix the brain, heart and blood
2007-09-20 13:35:00 www.theglobeandmail.comLife-sav-ing remedies viewed as possible ANNE MCILROYMen have a source of potentially life-saving stem cells between their legs.A team of American researchers has found a way to easily identify stem cells in the testicles of adult mice that can be coaxed to turn into brain cells, muscle cells, heart cells, blood cells and even blood vessels. One day, they say, male patients may be able to turn to their own testicles as a source of stem cells to repair an ailing heart or kidney or to fix the brain damage caused by Alzheimer's or Parkinson's disease.The procedure would involve removing a small piece of testicle - about the same amount used for a biopsy."We don't need a lot of material," says Marco Seandel, the lead author of a paper to be published today in the journal Nature and a stem cell researcher at the Howard Hughes Medical Institute in Maryland.His team's work - and that of a German team also experimenting with stem cells extracted from testicles - is...
Missing: Barry Manilow?s Testicles
2007-09-18 05:23:00 Earlier today, fracas wondered (but not too seriously) whether or not Barry Manilow was suffering memory loss regarding his refusal to appear on The View with Elisabeth Hasselbeck. I concluded it was all a publicity stunt of the smarmiest nature, to promote his new cd. It seems there is more to this story, and in fact, ...
By: fracas
Boy's testicles stuck in pipe after fall
2007-08-28 08:22:00 FM: Talk about bad luck... BUKIT MERTAJAM: A screaming 9-year-old was rushed to hospital with his testicles stuck in a metal pipe. The boy had to endure the pain for almost 30 minutes before doctors operated on him and removed the pipe. The incident happened at the boy’s home in Kampung Baru here at 10.15pm on Sunday. It is learnt that the boy was having a bath when his younger brother called out to him from an adjacent room. He climbed up the bathroom partition to see why his brother was making a ruckus when he slipped and landed on an uncovered metal pipe which runs into the concrete water tank. His father, 50, rushed into the bathroom and was shocked to see his son lying on the floor with his testicles stuck in the pipe. Medical staff who responded to the emergency call were forced to call firemen for help when they too failed to remove the pipe. Bukit Mertajam fire officer Rohana Mustafa said they had to use a hydraulic cutter to cut both ends of the pip...
Woman Rips Testicles Off with Bare Hands
2007-06-26 02:43:00 A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it ...
By: Just Whatever
How to Shave Your Testicles
2007-05-13 17:14:00 Shaving your testicles can be a scary thought when you picture a razor blade making its way towards them. Well, your fears can finally be thrown out the window. There is a better, safer and easier way to shave your precious testicles. Ok, the first thing you need to do is throw away your ...
How to Shave Your Testicles
2007-05-12 18:06:00 Shaving your testicles can be a scary thought when you picture a razor blade making its way towards them. Well, your fears can finally be thrown out the window. There is a better, safer and easier way to shave your precious testicles. Ok, the first thing you need to do is throw away your ...
We Can All Blame His Testicles
2007-04-04 14:56:00 I've told Tate many times that he should be a blogger, as I think he's rather funny. He usually gives me a look that says something like, "And what? Be a giant dork like you." I let it roll off my back. I don't hold a grudge. Whatever, Tate, I'm cool.So lately, I've been whining incessantly a tiny bit about being pregnant. Tate has tried to be sympathetic, but I think I'm wearing on his last nerve. I complain about not sleeping. I complain about the alien limb that's been jabbing my lung. His new response to my complaints is, "I blame my testicles." Thank you for acknowledging your involvement my discomfort.It has now become a running joke for all mishaps and complaints in the house. When Peanut is acting like a wacky 17 month old, I say, "I blame your testicles." Actually, his wacky behavior certainly could not be a result of the DNA that I provided, that's all Tate's contribution.If we forget to start the dishwasher before bed, it's Tate's testicles fault. ...
Naveen Andrews give his son his testicles
2007-03-30 00:00:00 Naveen Andrews who is starring in Planet Terror in Grindhouse decided to take a keepsake home with him when he was done filming the movie. So what did he take, well according to Female First, "My character collects body parts and displays them in glass jars. I kept the balls and gave them to my ...
Congratulations on Your New Testicles!
2007-01-30 00:08:02 Congratulations! You've just purchased a pair of novelty testicles for your truck, SUV or other vehicle.With the purchase of this fine product you have joined the informal fraternity of novelty nutsack owners -- the three million men (and possibly women, although we doubt it) whose vehicles already bear the unmistakable mark of supreme manliness. Yes, you've joined our proud brotherhood at the peak of its popularity, and whatever your reason for waiting so long, we're glad to have you aboard.Frequently Asked Questions:Q: I hear people making remarks about "compensating for some shortcoming." What does that mean?A: These people are jealous. There is no documented evidence that novelty testicle owners suffer from any sort of physical inadequacy. In fact, during a recent door-to-door survey most novelty testicles owners reported having genitalia as large or larger than the national average.Q: Some people roll their eyes and/or shake their heads when they see my testicles. Why?...
How A Goat And The Testicles Of A God Have Influenced Skiing
0000-00-00 00:00:00 The popularity of skiing has grown enormously since the 1970s Unprecedented numbers of people now take to the slopes each year to embark on ski holidays
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