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The Noob

Doin? It For The Noob - Takin? It From The Top
2008-04-21 06:56:00
Because I use the KDE Desktop to its fullest potential, I want to help others realize how much you can expand the utilities of this environment. It goes farther than just grouping your system trays. Oh yes, in fact, my wife calls my desktop "Linux Command Central." Here is how a new user can maximize the most efficient and effective environment in Linux. And it's not me that says so. I get that straight from the penguin's mouth.

By: Server Tales

Thinking of joining a clan? The noob protector reveals all
2008-01-04 17:21:00
You can usally notice if someone is in a clan because when in a room online you get various members with a short prefix next to there gamertag like *ADE* or *GHB*. You get the idea. so what is a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

By: Console Watcher

The Noob Speaks: It’s Sooo ON!
2007-12-12 10:19:00
The doorbell rings, my heart starts to thump like crazy - excited to see the man behind that door. I turn the knob, a wry smile appears on my face as he extends his hand. My eyes fix on what is sticking out behind the cardboard that he holds underneath a piece of paper and my heart is starting to sink at the sight of it. I sign the receipt and snatch away the package from him before he can speak. Tear open. Pop in the CD. Anxiety is escalating as I whisper the words, “Don’t you let me down, Kurt.” Here’s what I got: It’s weird, I don’t feel crappy at all after seeing the results of my first 2 rolls. Now I know my Holga sCFN loves me. Want MORE? Wait until I get the UNCROPPED version. Haha Copyright © 2007 Scribesmeister v3 (Chaotic Verses). This Feed is for personal non-commercial use only. If you are not reading this material in your news aggregator, the site you are looking at is guilty of copyright infringement. Please contact legal@w...

By: Scribesmeister

The Noob - #1
2007-11-09 07:29:00
Uhuul, achei essas tirinhas bem cool, bem nerd, mas eu sou um, o que posso fazer? huauha

By: Always smilling, never sad, so fine.

who's the noob?
2007-11-01 15:19:00
This happened last week but I was pondering whether should I write this in or not.Since he's my friend and that makes it really hard whether I shall put him up as a topic in my blog.But he really went over the line this time.I can't remember the exact words we've said but the content is original and true.Him: can you play the "Secret" song?Me: yeah, but not as fast as Jay yet(if I play as fast as Jay, I'll have mistakes during the chords leaping segment.To be humble, I said so to him).Him: NOOB!(I find it very offensive when you scold someone who is more experienced than you a noob.He can't even play the piano while I am going to take my grade8 practical exam next year.Though we're friends, I think respect is important.So yeah, I was pissed off.)Me: I think you can't even play the first bar of the song.Him: I can if I train (note: he used "train" instead of "practice") cause I am very good in music.Me: You could play piano?You learned?Him: No but I am always good in music.(Gu...

By: one girl.one.blog.one fairytale

Republished-Ballad of the Noob
2007-10-22 23:48:00
Check out this awesome WOW gaming machinima, which I featured in Pariah’s Guild before we recieved our .com name. Share This

By: Pariah's Guild

Big ups to the noobs on my blog roll
2007-09-23 17:36:00
When a noob gets enlisted on my blog roll it means for me that they have entered their final phase of deenoobification. sometmes a long process blah blah blah.. i’m just bullshitting.. n you know this man. :p anyway. yeh.. you’ve been blog rolled Jamaican Dawta Bobby Tofu Sandou (robots rule man) Sparkplug (that mc hammer kid is tha ...

By: Taylors Tribulations

Advice for the noobs out there
2007-06-27 06:43:00
Here at Beyond the Neon I occasionally get email from readers wanting advice, asking questions or girls sending me pictures of their tits. While I never get tired of looking at naked broads (keep?em coming ladies) most of the questions I get can be answered by referencing past posts but once in awhile I do like to give the people what they want and dole out advice from my high & mighty drunken position:Hi Johnny,I recently got a job at a club as a floor guy. I've never worked in a bar let alone a strip club. I've been training with some of the other floor guys for a few days and so far it's been chill and it seems like a pretty relaxed working environment. Even though all the employees at the club have to sign a no fraternization contract, I guess it still goes on. One of the floor guys pointed out a dancer and told me how they're fuck buddies. Can you give me any tips on how to go about dating the dancers? How do you know if a dancer is interested in you? How do you go about ge...

By: Beyond the Neon